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NARRATOR:
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"The Shoe."
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There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
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And, boy, did it stink in there
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Thank you.
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[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
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NARRATOR:
This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule
The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Miss Cellany ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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It's time to play:
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AUDIENCE:
You Risk Your Life!
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Now, everybody's favorite host,
Yakko.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Thank you.
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Oh, Scratchansniff,
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why don't we bring out
our first two contestants.
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Okay. She's a homemaker
from Madison, Wisconsin.
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He is the world's
greatest philosopher.
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Please welcome Mrs. Myra
Puntridge und Aristotle.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Welcome to
You Risk Your Life.
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Say the secret word and Wakko
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will hit you on the head
with a mallet.
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SCRATCHANSNIFF:
Today's secret word is "Yes."
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Now, Myra, you're a homemaker,
is that right?
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Oh, correct.
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What kind of homes do you make?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[GIGGLES]
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And, Aristotle, let's see here.
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It says you are a philosopher,
is that correct?
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Yes.
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[DINGING]
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Congratulations.
You said the secret word.
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Well, are you both ready
to play You Risk Your Life?
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Yes.
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[DINGING]
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You said the secret word again.
Congratulations.
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All right, you've chosen
the category "Vocabulary."
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Here's your question.
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"What word is
the opposite of no?"
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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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Yes.
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That's correct!
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Good night, everybody.
See you tomorrow.
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[APPLAUSE]
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SCRATCHANSNIFF:
Mallet furnished by Bashem
and Wallop of Beverly Hills.
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Good night.
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world ♪
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♪ Our next cartoon
Features Slappy the squirrel ♪
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Enough with the singing already.
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♪ That's Slappy ♪
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Aah...
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Diet soda. Heh.
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Gotta watch my figure.
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Hey, somebody's gotta watch it.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Where you going,
Aunt Slappy?
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To the store
to get some buttermilk.
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Spew!
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Hey, they make it,
somebody's gotta drink it.
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Eww!
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Excuse me.
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You're excused.
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Um, would you mind?
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Probably.
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Look,
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I ain't interested in Amway,
lady, all right?
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Would you mind
removing your can
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from my trash
receptacle?
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Allen Funt is a dead man.
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That is my trash can.
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I'm sure you must have
a trash can of your own.
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Let me get this straight.
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You want me to take my soda can
out of your trash can,
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walk all the way
back over to my tree,
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and throw it
in my trash can?
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That's right.
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Do you have a problem with that?
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No, but now you do.
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Thank you so much.
Buh-bye.
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You're welcome so much.
Buh-bye.
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If I were a better person,
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I'd ignore her
and go on with my life.
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But I'm not.
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[CACKLES]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hey, miss lady.
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Would you like to buy
some cookies?
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All the proceeds
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go to help squirrel scouts
to be more like you.
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Isn't that appropriate.
I'll take one box.
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I love helping out
children less perfect than I.
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[GASPS]
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[GROWLS]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oof!
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Let the games begin.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Victoria Sifuentes,
attorney at law. My card.
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Ipso facto on this date-o
your late-us Uncle Festoon
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has passed on
and left you this.
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My, my.
Oh, why, thank you.
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I wonder what it could be.
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Aha!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Skippy, in most cases,
revenge is not a good thing.
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Oof!
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In other cases,
it's the only thing.
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[♪♪♪]
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"Dear Candie Chipmunk,
congratulations.
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"You have been chosen
to appear
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"on the new game show
entitled The New Game Show.
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Come to the studio right away."
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Imagine me on a game show.
What'll I wear?
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All right, Candie.
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You've already won
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a washer-dryer,
a wet bar, a Lexus,
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the Love Boat, Cher's house,
and the planet Venus.
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AUDIENCE:
Ooh. Aah.
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Do you want
to keep your prizes,
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or trade them for something
possibly even bigger
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behind Curtain Number 3?
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BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Hello, nurse.
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Boys, go fig.
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I'll take...
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the curtain!
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[SIZZLING]
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She exploded.
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It's a toon thing.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Shoot me.
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Look at that.
She ain't recyclin'.
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[♪♪♪]
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CANDIE:
♪ Hup, two, three, four
No can's getting in my door ♪
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♪ Hup, two, three, four
No can's getting in my door ♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hello.
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We're taking collections
for the homeless.
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[CANDIE GROWLS]
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Prepare to eat it, Slappy.
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, my goodness!
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Ha! Gotcha.
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She reminds me of a very young
Wilma Flintstone.
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[♪♪♪]
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[KEYS CLICKING]
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[SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING]
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Have I got something
for you.
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Mm, a present
from Santa Slappy?
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Let me guess.
Could it be a can?
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Being the jolly representation
of the holidays
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isn't what it used to be.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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I've been waiting
and waiting and waiting!
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I can't take it any longer!
Give it to me!
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Give it to me! Give it to me!
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What about the plot,
Hemingway?
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What's an anvil got to do
with this story?
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Who cares? Anvils are funny.
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Kids, what the heck can you do?
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Watch a pro, Skippy.
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Congratulations, lady.
You're a mother.
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Who knew?
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, he looks
just like his father.
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Now, you and Mr. Dumpster
have a happy life. Buh-bye.
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Burp for Mommy.
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Now for that buttermilk.
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Spew!
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It could be worse.
It could be prune juice.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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PINKY:
Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius
The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes
Have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[PINKY PANTING]
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Can I stop now, Brain?
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Not until I finish
my demonstration.
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When I build my reverse
geotropic arrester, Pinky,
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and throw it from
the North Pole like this:
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[BRAIN GRUNTS]
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In a matter of seconds,
the cable will become taut,
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gravity will cease,
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and everyone will fly off
the face of the Earth--
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[SCREAMS]
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[CRASH]
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--leaving us alone
to assume control.
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[GRUNTS]
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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, wait. No, no.
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What's going to keep us
from flying off the Earth?
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BRAIN:
We will duct-tape ourselves
to a tree.
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Unfortunately,
we still need to raise money
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to buy a 1 billion-ton magnet.
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But I have a solution.
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Tomorrow is the running
of the Kentucky Derby.
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Do you know what that is?
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Um...
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Oh, a very large hat?
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Promise me something, Pinky.
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Never breed.
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I'll try.
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The Kentucky Derby is the
biggest horserace of the year.
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There's a $1,000,000 purse
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going to the jockey
riding the winning horse,
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and I am going
to win that purse!
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Zort, Brain,
a million-dollar purse?
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Oh, you're going to need
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matching pumps
and earrings for that.
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Focus, Pinky, focus.
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Now, watch.
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Voilà!
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[♪♪♪]
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Narf!
Oh, Brain, I get it.
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You're a beautiful
lawn ornament.
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00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,257
Look at me, narf.
I'm a pink flamingo.
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[GIGGLES]
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I'm a cement deer.
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[GIGGLES]
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00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,564
Oh, I'm one of the seven dwarfs,
Brain.
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Stop it, Pinky,
or I shall have to hurt you.
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Oh, righto, Brain. Narf.
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00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,170
Now, let us make haste,
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for we have much to do
before the race begins.
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PINKY:
Poit.
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BRAIN:
First, Pinky,
we must visit the stables.
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Inside, we will find
the winning horse.
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00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,621
PINKY:
Uh, how are we gonna do that,
Brain?
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BRAIN:
The Racing Form, Pinky.
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00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,495
By analyzing
the velocity-based pace line,
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mile turf win,
and Beyer Speed Figures,
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we'll find
a Grade 1 stakes claimer
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who'll give us
a key-horse situation.
291
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,538
Uh, can't we just ride
the pretty one?
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00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,874
[WHINNIES]
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00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,576
[LAUGHS]
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Heavens, they're multiplying.
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00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,080
[GIGGLES]
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00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,052
This is a business trip, Pinky.
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00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,054
Oh, right. Sorry, Brain.
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00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,824
Here is our horse.
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"Daddy's Little Angel."
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[SNORTS]
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00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,230
[EXHALES]
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00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,434
Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,935
Well, I think so,
Brain,
304
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,970
but isn't Regis Philbin
already married?
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00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,972
The race, Pinky.
306
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,909
By combining the statistics
and my low body weight,
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00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,911
this horse cannot lose.
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00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,079
The prize money will be ours.
309
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:53,217
Now, I must take the place
of the real jockey.
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[♪♪♪]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,260
Hello?
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00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:06,230
Is this the jockey who's going
to ride Daddy's Little Angel?
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00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,432
Yeah.
315
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:11,035
This is Ed McMahon for
Publishers Smearing House.
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00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,638
You've just won $10,000,000.
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I won $10,000,000.
318
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,341
I won $10,000,000!
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I am outta here! Later!
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00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,912
Louie! Louie!
321
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,547
Later!
322
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,484
Who's gonna ride my horse?
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00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,985
I mean, Louie is the smallest,
324
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,020
lightest jockey
in the entire world.
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BRAIN:
Not anymore.
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00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,390
[ALL GASP]
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00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,093
[♪♪♪]
328
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,896
You're a jockey?
329
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,365
Actually, I am a mouse
in the early stages
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00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,935
of an elaborate scheme
to take over the world.
331
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,636
Well, fine.
We all need a hobby,
332
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,138
but will you ride my horse?
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00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,642
I shall ride and win.
334
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,478
Oh, thank you. Thank you!
335
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,979
Let's weigh him in.
336
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,547
Saddle, 7 pounds.
337
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,250
Saddle and rider,
7 pounds, 3 ounces.
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00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:03,420
A genetically perfect jockey.
This is fantastic.
339
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,823
Let's look
into early retirement.
340
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,092
[♪♪♪]
341
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,595
Here come the horses,
ladies and gentlemen,
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00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,297
[OVER SPEAKER]
for the running
of the Kentucky Derby.
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00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,539
♪ Camptown races
Five miles long ♪
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00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,008
♪ Doo-da, doo-da ♪
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00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,910
[♪♪♪]
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00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,414
Oh, isn't this exciting,
Brain?
347
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,449
Pinky,
what are you doing here?
348
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,185
Your weight will disrupt
my winning calculations.
349
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,155
But, Brain,
it's too exciting. I--
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00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,991
Oh, hello.
351
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:40,992
[GIGGLES]
352
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,160
[SIGHS]
353
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,000
[BUGLING "CHARGE"]
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00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,370
Pinky, the race
is starting.
355
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,438
[GUNSHOT]
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00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,873
ANNOUNCER:
And they're off!
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00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,043
[♪♪♪]
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00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,477
Wow! Zort. Poit!
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00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,379
[YELLS]
360
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:06,551
♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
361
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:10,087
ANNOUNCER:
On the inside corner
it's Isle of Yap in the lead,
362
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,658
followed by Flameel and Leggo
My Egoiste on the inside rail.
363
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,159
And coming up strong
on the outside
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00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,727
is Daddy's Little Angel.
365
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,230
And Phar Fignewton
trails far behind.
366
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,332
On the backstretch,
coming into the final turn,
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00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,834
it's Isle of Yap, Flameel,
368
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,836
and Daddy's Little Angel
is passing them all.
369
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,572
Yah! Yah!
370
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,139
[♪♪♪]
371
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,140
[RUMBLING]
372
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,512
[SCREAMS]
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00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,514
Zort! Oof!
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00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:40,417
ANNOUNCER:
And Daddy's Little Angel
takes the lead by two lengths,
375
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,020
followed by Isle of Yap,
Flameel, Leggo My Egoiste,
376
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:46,457
and way back there,
Phar Fignewton.
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00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,993
♪ Victory, she waits for me ♪
378
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,261
♪ Oh, the doo-da day ♪
379
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,931
Huh?
380
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,301
[SCREAMS]
381
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,770
[♪♪♪]
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00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,275
ANNOUNCER:
Phar Fignewton is coming up
like a rocket on the outside.
383
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,479
It's Daddy's Little Angel
and Phar Fignewton.
384
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,513
Oh, no.
385
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,216
Yah! Yah! Yah!
386
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,988
[WHIMPERING]
387
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,789
[YELPS]
388
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,027
And at the wire,
it's Phar Fignewton.
389
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,831
Phar Fignewton
wins it all!
390
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:31,502
In the words of the great
Willie Shoemaker, "Nuts!"
391
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,504
[♪♪♪]
392
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,945
[HAMMERING]
393
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,782
Pinky, will you
please stop that?
394
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,484
I'm trying to concentrate
on tomorrow night.
395
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,819
Mwah. Why, Brain?
396
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,487
What are we gonna do
tomorrow night?
397
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,756
Guess.
398
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,491
Oh, yeah. Trying to take over
the world. Right.
399
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,794
♪ They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
400
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,729
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
401
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,001
[♪♪♪]
402
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,905
NARRATOR:
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
403
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,339
[CLEARS THROAT]
404
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,408
"Fuzzy Wuzzy."
405
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,912
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
406
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,714
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
407
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,649
So he changed his name
to Ed Asner
408
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,117
Thank you.
409
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,119
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
410
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:28,659
NARRATOR:
This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,396
[♪♪♪]
412
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,865
Spew!