1
00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,143
<i> DATELINE HOLLYWOOD,</i>
<i> 1930,</i>

2
00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,045
<i> THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.</i>

3
00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:15,947
<i> HERE AT THE STUDIO'S</i>
<i> NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,</i>

4
00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:18,717
<i> ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY TO</i>
<i> CREATE CARTOON STARS,</i>

5
00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,186
<i> ULTIMATELY CREATING</i>
<i> THREE NEW CHARACTERS--</i>

6
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,189
<i> THE WARNER BROS.</i>
<i> AND THEIR SISTER DOT.</i>

7
00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,858
HELLO, NURSE!

8
00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,360
<i> UNFORTUNATELY</i>
<i> THE WARNER KIDS</i>

9
00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,295
<i> WERE TOTALLY</i>
<i> OUT OF CONTROL.</i>

10
00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:33,365
BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!

11
00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,502
<i> THE TRIO RAN AMUCK</i>
<i> THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO...</i>

12
00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,638
<i> UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.</i>

13
00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,006
<i> THE WARNERS' FILMS,</i>

14
00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,075
<i> WHICH MADE</i>
<i> ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,</i>

15
00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,577
<i> WERE LOCKED</i>
<i> IN THE STUDIO VAULT,</i>

16
00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:46,912
<i> NEVER TO BE RELEASED.</i>

17
00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,914
<i> AS FOR THE WARNERS</i>
<i> THEMSELVES,</i>

18
00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,917
<i> THEY WERE LOCKED</i>
<i> IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,</i>

19
00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,219
<i> ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED.</i>

20
00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,156
<i> PUBLICLY THE STUDIO</i>
<i> HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE</i>

21
00:00:57,158 --> 00:01:00,159
<i> OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE</i>
<i> TO THIS VERY DAY,</i>

22
00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,528
<i> WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.</i>

23
00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:07,232
♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪

24
00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,801
♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪

25
00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,437
♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪

26
00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,272
♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪

27
00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,640
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪

28
00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,443
♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪

29
00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,777
♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪

30
00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,312
♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪

31
00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,047
♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪

32
00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,148
♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪

33
00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,716
♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪

34
00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,218
♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪

35
00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,619
♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪

36
00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,955
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪

37
00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,022
♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪

38
00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,092
♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪

39
00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:34,460
♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪

40
00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,361
♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪

41
00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:39,298
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪

42
00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,432
♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪

43
00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,067
♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪

44
00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,302
♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪

45
00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,936
♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪

46
00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,405
♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪

47
00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,839
♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪

48
00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,475
♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪

49
00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,875
♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪

50
00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,178
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪

51
00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:56,415
♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪

52
00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,849
♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪

53
00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,551
♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪

54
00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,885
♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪

55
00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,488
♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪

56
00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,822
♪ HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY ♪

57
00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:04,856
♪ ANIMANIACS ♪

58
00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,592
♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪

59
00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:12,430
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

60
00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,003
<i> IN THE BEGINNING,</i>

61
00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,606
<i> GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS</i>
<i> AND EARTH.</i>

62
00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,949
<i> AND THE LORD CREATED</i>
<i> THE GARDEN OF EDEN.</i>

63
00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,928
<i> AND THERE HE PUT ADAM...</i>

64
00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,230
<i> AND EVE.</i>

65
00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,699
<i> AND THE LORD SAID...</i>

66
00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,869
<i> EAT, EAT, EAT ALL THE FRUIT</i>
<i> IN THIS GARDEN,</i>

67
00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,371
<i> BUT...</i>

68
00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,006
BUT?
BUT?

69
00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,308
<i> DON'T EAT THE APPLES,</i>

70
00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,311
<i> FOR THEY GROW FROM</i>
<i> THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE,</i>

71
00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,347
<i> AND THOU SHALT</i>
<i> NOT EAT THEM.</i>

72
00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,916
<i> NOW, IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN</i>

73
00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,285
<i> THERE LIVED</i>
<i> A WILY OLD SERPENT.</i>

74
00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,922
<i> HE WAS A SNAKE, ALL RIGHT,</i>
<i> PURE AND EVIL.</i>

75
00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,925
YOU MAKE IT SOUND
LIKE A BAD THING.

76
00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,928
<i> AND THIS SNEAKY SERPENT</i>
<i> TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF</i>

77
00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,297
<i> TO TEMPT ADAM AND EVE</i>

78
00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,333
<i> INTO EATING</i>
<i> THE FORBIDDEN APPLE.</i>

79
00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,838
SO FOR EXTRA INSURANCE,

80
00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,942
MR. BIG PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF GUARDING THE APPLES.

81
00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,030
<i> SO STAY TUNED</i>

82
00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:56,768
<i> FOR THE GARDEN OF EDEN'S</i>
<i> FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.</i>

83
00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,536
THIS'LL BE A BLAST.

84
00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,506
[DOOR SLAMS]

85
00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:21,993
THIS WILL BE AS EASY
AS TAKING CANDY
FROM A BABY.

86
00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,463
[SLAPPY]
I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.

87
00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,368
A VERY BITTER,
MEAN BABY.

88
00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,137
[CRASH]

89
00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:36,941
AW, THAT SNAKE DOESN'T
HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.

90
00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,377
HEY, IT'S
THE DAWN OF TIME.

91
00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,413
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT--
NEW JOKES?

92
00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,306
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

93
00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,743
FORE!

94
00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,245
EAT YOUR HEART OUT,
FUZZY ZOELLER.

95
00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:22,721
LOOK, DADDY, A SNAKE.

96
00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,825
SNAKIE GO DOWN
THE HOLE.

97
00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:57,722
YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY YOUNG
SCRAPPY DO.

98
00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:14,171
AT LAST,
DIVINE INSPIRATION.

99
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,210
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

100
00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,712
THE BACK DOOR.

101
00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,748
GEE, I WONDER
WHO THAT MIGHT BE.

102
00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,288
THIS IS SAD.

103
00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,724
I CAME TO SAY
I'M SORRY.

104
00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,058
I WANT
TO MAKE UP.

105
00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,092
WHATEVER.

106
00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,096
[KNOCK KNOCK]

107
00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,298
SHOOT ME.

108
00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:44,302
PARDON. THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOMEONE AT MY FRONT DOOR.

109
00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,603
[KNOCK KNOCK]

110
00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,004
I'M COMING.
I'M COMING.

111
00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,475
OH, THANKS THERE.

112
00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,751
JUST THE MAILMAN.

113
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,287
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

114
00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,590
HELLO.

115
00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,025
HEY, MR. SNAKE,
IT'S FOR YOU.

116
00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,527
OH, GOLLY, GOSH!

117
00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:12,664
WHO KNEW I WAS
AT THIS ADDRESS?

118
00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,865
HELLO.

119
00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:26,911
PTOO!

120
00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:31,182
COLONEL MUSTARD
DID IT IN THE KITCHEN.

121
00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,424
OR WAS IT MISS SCARLET?

122
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,830
I BET THAT
HAD TO STING.

123
00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:52,537
[BOOM]

124
00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,072
BYE-BYE.

125
00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,899
OH!

126
00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,301
LOOK, ADAM, AN APPLE!

127
00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,042
YECCHH! A WORM!

128
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,476
OW! OOH!

129
00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,014
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

130
00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:45,590
HUZZAH, I'M SPARED,
SAVED, SAFE!

131
00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:56,000
THAT SILLY OLD SQUIRREL
ISN'T SQUADOO.

132
00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,401
[BOOM]

133
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:12,384
NOW THAT'S COMEDY.

134
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,702
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'VE BEEN BUMPED

135
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,771
FROM FIRST CLASS
TO COACH?

136
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,206
I'M IVAN BLOSKI,
KING OF ACCOUNTING,

137
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,708
SULTAN OF FINANCE,

138
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,711
CROWN PRINCE
OF LONG COLUMNS
WITH TINY NUMBERS!

139
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,246
SORRY. IT WAS
A COMPUTER ERROR.

140
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,282
WE'LL REFUND YOU
THE DIFFERENCE.

141
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,217
I'M GOING TO BUY
THIS AIRLINE

142
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,720
JUST SO I CAN FIRE YOU,

143
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,955
YOU...PAIR OF EYES, YOU!

144
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,327
QUIT FAKING IT
AND GET A JOB!

145
00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:56,761
GANGWAY, YOU LOSERS!

146
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,262
AAH!
OOF!
AAH!

147
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,230
AAH!

148
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,733
STEWARDESS,
I'M IVAN BLOSKI,

149
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,234
AND I DEMAND PRIVACY.

150
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,404
HAVE EVERYONE IN COACH
THROWN OFF THIS PLANE.

151
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,341
OH, BUT, SIR,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.

152
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,176
THEN ESCORT ME
TO MY SEAT AT ONCE.

153
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,179
OUT OF MY WAY!

154
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,180
STEP ASIDE!

155
00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,082
GET A LIFE,
YOU LOSERS!

156
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,751
AAH!

157
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,893
I'LL NEED
A PILLOW, A BLANKET,

158
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,763
AND 15 BAGS
OF HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.

159
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,930
PRONTO!

160
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,834
AHH.

161
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,670
NOW FOR A RELAXING FLIGHT.

162
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,338
BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!

163
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,407
[IMITATING
AIRPLANE]

164
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,342
[IMITATING
MACHINE GUN]

165
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,344
BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!

166
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,246
[IMITATING
AIRPLANE]

167
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,247
HI, MISTER.

168
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,350
THIS IS OUR
FIRST TRIP
ON A PLANE.

169
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,752
WE'LL BE
SEAT MATES

170
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,687
FOR THE NEXT
17 HOURS.

171
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,923
WANT SOME OF MY
MAYONNAISE MUFFIN?

172
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,425
ECH! NO!

173
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,394
GO AWAY,
YOU HORRIBLE CHILD.

174
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,363
HOW'S ABOUTS
A KISS?

175
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,731
ECHH.

176
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,932
MOVE IT!

177
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,801
WHERE'D YOU
LEARN TO FLY?

178
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,068
[HORNS HONKING]

179
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,973
<i> WELCOME TO AIR PACIFIC,</i>
<i> THE JOLLY AIRLINE.</i>

180
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,075
<i> OUR DELUXE 757</i>
<i> IS EQUIPPED</i>

181
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:21,212
<i> WITH A NUMBER</i>
<i> OF SAFETY FEATURES TO USE</i>

182
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,647
<i> IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,</i>

183
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,616
<i> SUCH AS OUR</i>
<i> FUEL TANKS EXPLODE</i>

184
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:28,653
<i> AND WE CRASH</i>
<i> LIKE A FIERY BALL</i>
<i> INTO THE SEA.</i>

185
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,588
NEATO!
COOL!
FABOO!

186
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,124
<i> PLEASE NOTE</i>
<i> THE AIR DISCOMFORT BAGS</i>

187
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,659
<i> IN YOUR SEAT FRONT.</i>

188
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,899
HEY, MISTER,
WHAT'S THIS?

189
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,901
A VOMIT BAG.

190
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,402
OH, POO!

191
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,970
I GOT GYPPED.

192
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,939
THERE'S NONE IN HERE.

193
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,708
<i> YOU'LL FIND LIFE JACKETS</i>
<i> UNDER YOUR SEATS.</i>

194
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,276
<i> IN A WATER LANDING,</i>

195
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,711
<i> THEY'LL KEEP YOU AFLOAT</i>

196
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,581
<i> UNLESS YOU'RE</i>
<i> SEIZED BY A GIANT SQUID</i>

197
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,050
<i> AND DRAGGED SCREAMING</i>
<i> BENEATH THE WAVES.</i>

198
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,985
THIS REALLY
ISN'T MY COLOR.

199
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,854
I'M A WINTER. HEE HEE.

200
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:06,157
O.K., EVERYONE,
LIFE JACKET TEST.

201
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,070
SHH!

202
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,204
SSHHHHHHH!

203
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,707
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?

204
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,676
YOU HAVE
A SLOW LEAK?

205
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,277
[HORNS HONKING]

206
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:32,216
<i> SHOULD CABIN PRESSURE</i>
<i> SUDDENLY DROP</i>

207
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,651
<i> FROM A CARGO HATCH</i>

208
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,687
<i> BLOWING OUT</i>
<i> INTO THIN AIR,</i>

209
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,722
<i> OXYGEN MASKS</i>
<i> WILL DROP DOWN.</i>

210
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,462
DON'T PLAY WITH MY MASK.

211
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,030
OH, YOU GOT DIBS?

212
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,966
NO PROBLEM.
IT'S ALL YOURS.

213
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,410
<i> AND PLEASE MAKE SURE</i>

214
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,946
<i> YOUR SEAT BELTS</i>
<i> ARE SECURELY FASTENED.</i>

215
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:05,850
THERE.

216
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,385
ALL READY
FOR TAKEOFF.

217
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,389
LEAVE ME ALONE!

218
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,025
<i> THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING</i>
<i> AIR PACIFIC.</i>

219
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,094
<i> YOU HAVE WELL OVER</i>
<i> A 40% CHANCE</i>

220
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,596
<i> OF LANDING SAFELY.</i>

221
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,131
<i> ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT.</i>

222
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,145
AND STOP MAKING
THOSE STUPID FACES!

223
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:38,215
WHAT KIND OF FACES
ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO MAKE?

224
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,884
QUIET FACES.

225
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:44,321
JUST SIT THERE LIKE
MUTE LITTLE CHILDREN.

226
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,493
HEY, MISTER,
WHAT'S THIS?

227
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,095
THAT'S FOR EATING.

228
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,069
[GULP]

229
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,237
DELICIOUS!

230
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,238
[BURP]

231
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,173
ECCH.

232
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,842
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

233
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,410
BLOSKI HERE.

234
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,846
I'VE GOT THE MOST
DREAMY NEWS.

235
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,849
ROD JUST ASKED PATTI
TO GO STEADY.

236
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,951
YAAAOWW!

237
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,619
THIS IS ABSURD!

238
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,689
YOU LITTLE GOONS
HAVE BEEN BOTHERING ME

239
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,190
SINCE I SAT DOWN.

240
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,559
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

241
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,061
NO. DO YOU
KNOW ME?

242
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,261
NO.

243
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,229
WE'RE EVEN.

244
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,198
WE KNOW
WE LIKE YOU.

245
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,700
WE HAVE
NO TASTE,

246
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,201
BUT WE
LIKE YOU.

247
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,704
ON BEHALF OF
THE WARNER BROS...

248
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,905
AND THE WARNER
SISTER...

249
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,241
I WANT TO MAKE YOU
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

250
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,814
STEWARDESS!

251
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,483
GET OVER HERE
NOW!

252
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,053
MAY I HELP YOU?

253
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,656
HELLO-O-O, NURSE!
HELLO-O-O, NURSE!

254
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,325
WANT TO BE OUR BUNKY?

255
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,827
MEN!

256
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,495
GO FIG!

257
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,430
THESE CHILDREN
ARE ANNOYING ME.

258
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,699
THROW THEM INTO
YOUR AIRCRAFT'S JAIL.

259
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,268
ONLY IF
SHE GOES, TOO.

260
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,839
OH, SIR,
THERE'S NO JAIL
ON THIS AIRCRAFT.

261
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,206
THEN BUILD ONE

262
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,543
OR MOVE ME AWAY
FROM THESE MONSTERS
IMMEDIATELY.

263
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,046
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND?

264
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,147
NO!

265
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,655
NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND HURT OUR FEELINGS.

266
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,093
AWOO!

267
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,129
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

268
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,630
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

269
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,132
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

270
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,400
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!

271
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,936
I DEMAND ANOTHER SEAT!

272
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,372
OH, BUT, SIR,
THERE AREN'T ANY.

273
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,940
WE'RE FULL.

274
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,109
THEN I'LL MAKE ONE.

275
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,610
AS FOR YOU THREE,

276
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,080
I WISH
I DID YOUR TAXES.

277
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,382
I'D SCREW THEM UP
SO BAD

278
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,450
THE IRS
WOULD BURY YOU.

279
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,387
I'D RATHER BE EATEN
BY CANNIBALS

280
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,290
THAN BE
YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

281
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,660
NOW GOODBYE,
YOU WORTHLESS
LITTLE MORONS!

282
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,623
YOU'RE WANTED OUTSIDE.

283
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,225
OH, THANKS.

284
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,463
AHH.

285
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,966
RELAXATION AT LAST.

286
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,434
[SNIFFING]

287
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,668
HUH?

288
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,604
HOW'S IT GOING,
BUCKAROO?

289
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,874
I'M GROVER BROKE
FROM LYNX HEAD COUNTY,
TENNESSEE,

290
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,375
FERTILIZER SALESMAN.

291
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,877
BLOSKI, ACCOUNTING.

292
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,511
WHAT A COINKYDINK.

293
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,882
YOU KNOW,
FOLKS SAY THERE'S
NO ACCOUNTIN' FOR ME.

294
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:58,883
HEE HEE!

295
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,517
YOU GET IT?

296
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,820
BOY, THAT'S A KICKER,
AIN'T IT?

297
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,655
ANYWAYS, WAY I SEES IT,

298
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,491
A MAN NEEDS
A PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE.

299
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,894
LOOK, I JUST
WANT TO REST.

300
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,829
HERE'S MY PHILOSOPHY.

301
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,330
[RETCHING]

302
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,398
[SPITS]

303
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,333
THERE'S TWO KINDS
OF FERTILIZER

304
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,835
IN THIS LIFE,
FRIEND.

305
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,437
YOU GOT YOUR
SOLID COW DUNG.

306
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,840
THEN THERE'S
YOUR SLOPPY PIG DOO.

307
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,208
WITH YOUR COW DUNG--

308
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,344
PARDON ME, FATHER,
BUT COULD WE CHANGE SEATS?

309
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,180
CERTAINLY, MY SON.

310
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,151
[BBBBBLLLB]

311
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,591
COFFEE, TEA, MONSTER?

312
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,360
COFFEE, TEA, MONSTER?

313
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,595
MONSTER?

314
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,130
COMING RIGHT UP.

315
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,066
GRRRR!

316
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,768
MAYBE SOME DECAF LATER.

317
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,703
YOU DON'T
LOOK WELL, SIR.

318
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,673
IS THERE A DOCTOR
ON THIS PLANE?

319
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,009
I'M A PARAMEDIC.

320
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,877
THIS MAN
NEEDS NITROGEN.

321
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,245
YOU MEAN OXYGEN.

322
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,348
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT
JUST SOME HOT AIR?

323
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,356
GET ME DOWN
RIGHT NOW!

324
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,995
IT'S A LONG FLY.

325
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,063
IT'S GOING.

326
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,398
OHH, TOO BAD!

327
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,967
IT HIT THE WALL.

328
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,904
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?

329
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,906
I'M IN BAD SHAPE.

330
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,041
WRONG.

331
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,575
THIS IS BAD SHAPE.

332
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,846
HMM, A FINE EXAMPLE

333
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,981
OF NEOCLASSICAL
POSTMODERN
EXPRESSIONISM

334
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,482
DEPICTING
MAN VERSUS FATE.

335
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,418
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS.
10-ROUND LIMIT.

336
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,692
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]

337
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,196
[GASP]

338
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,331
NOW...

339
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,367
YOUR GOOSE FERTILIZER
IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY.

340
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,536
WHOO, DOGGIES, THAT STUFF
STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.

341
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,405
CARE TO TAKE A WHIFF?

342
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,174
AAH!

343
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,815
I'M REPORTING
YOU LUNATICS

344
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,817
TO THE HIGHEST
AUTHORITY.

345
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,155
HELP!

346
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,891
I'M BEING HARASSED
BY CHILDREN

347
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,825
THAT LOOK LIKE
BUGS WITH CLOTHES.

348
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,661
I DEMAND
YOU DO SOMETHING
IMMEDIATELY!

349
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,765
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND?

350
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,394
AHH.

351
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,800
BETTER CALL THE OFFICE

352
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,869
AND TELL THEM I'M STRANDED
ON AN ISLAND.

353
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,173
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COUNT
AS A SICK DAY.

354
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,808
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.

355
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,344
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.

356
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,645
EEEEK!

357
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,385
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS

358
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,587
DISAPPEAR OVER
THE HORIZON ALONE.

359
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,622
WAIT!

360
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,824
STICK AROUND!

361
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,592
WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE SLOPPY JOES

362
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:35,299
AND RENT
DON KNOTTS VIDEOS.

363
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:03,027
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

364
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,628
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

365
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,363
LOOK WHO'S STAYING WITH US.

366
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,964
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

367
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:08,965
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND.

368
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,268
AAH!