1 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:10,009 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪ 2 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:12,577 ♪ AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 3 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,213 ♪ SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX ♪ 4 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,048 ♪ YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪ 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,417 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 6 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,219 ♪ COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪ 7 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,553 ♪ AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT ♪ 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,088 ♪ JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND ♪ 9 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,856 ♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪ 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,924 ♪ THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER ♪ 11 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,493 ♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪ 12 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:28,994 ♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪ 13 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,396 ♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT ♪ 14 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,731 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 15 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:33,798 ♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪ 16 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,867 ♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪ 17 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,236 ♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS ♪ 18 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,138 ♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX ♪ 19 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:42,107 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 20 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,242 ♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪ 21 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,843 ♪ WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE ♪ 22 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,078 ♪ GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER ♪ 23 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,712 ♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE ♪ 24 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,181 ♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪ 25 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,615 ♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪ 26 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,251 ♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪ 27 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,652 ♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪ 28 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,954 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 29 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:59,191 ♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS ♪ 30 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,625 ♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 31 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,261 ♪ THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS ♪ 32 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,662 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪ 33 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,130 ♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪ 34 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:06,665 ♪ EISENHOWER, MAMIE ♪ 35 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,133 ♪ ANIMANIACS ♪ 36 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,868 ♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪ 37 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,971 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 38 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,123 [YAWNS] 39 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,392 IS IT HOT IN HERE? 40 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,628 I DEFINITELY FEEL WARM. 41 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,431 OH, MY GOSH, THERE'S A FIRE! 42 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,967 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! 43 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,201 AAH! 44 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,636 I'M ON FIRE! 45 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,138 PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! 46 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,673 PUT IT OUT! 47 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,780 WAIT A MINUTE. I AM A FIRE. 48 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,281 IMAGINE MY EMBARRASSMENT. 49 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,284 I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS. 50 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,821 I'M ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW. 51 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,758 HEY, WHOA THERE, FELLA. 52 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,794 PUT ME DOWN. 53 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,263 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 54 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:24,943 OH, TAKING ME ON A LITTLE TOUR OF THE PLACE? 55 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,978 I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. 56 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,553 NICE PAD YOU HAVE HERE. 57 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,621 HEY, NOT SO FAST, PAL. 58 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,823 I'LL FALL OFF THIS THING. 59 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,526 SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN! 60 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,499 AAH! THAT'S BETTER. 61 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,869 NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING? 62 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,708 UP THERE? ARE YOU CRAZY? 63 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,142 IT'S DARK UP THERE. 64 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:01,212 COUNT ME OUT. I'M SCARED OF THE DARK. 65 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,181 IF YOU'RE GOING UP THERE, GO ALONE. 66 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,217 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 67 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:09,187 I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO. 68 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,591 TURN AROUND, WILL YOU? 69 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,959 GO BACK DOWN. 70 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:17,028 I DON'T WANT THE DARKNESS TO GET ME. 71 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,697 I'M SCARED OF THE DARK. 72 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,131 I'M SCARED--HUH? 73 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,100 WHO TURNED ON THE LIGHTS? 74 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,035 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I DID. 75 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,137 WHERE DID THE DARKNESS GO? 76 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,841 OH, RAN DOWN THE STAIRS, HUH? 77 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,844 I SEE YOU HIDING DOWN THERE. 78 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,647 I GUESS I SHOWED YOU WHO'S BOSS. 79 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:39,350 NO STUPID OLD DARKNESS IS GOING TO SCARE ME. 80 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:42,286 YEAH, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG CHICKEN. 81 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:43,922 OOH! OOH. 82 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,129 WHOA! CHECK OUT THIS PLACE. 83 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,364 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 84 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,440 SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 85 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,843 OH, YOU'RE A WRITER. 86 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,911 BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL, HUH? 87 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,648 NO PROBLEM. I'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY. 88 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,182 HA HA HA! 89 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,420 AHH, A COOL BREEZE. 90 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:17,789 NICE. 91 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,063 I WAS BORN TO DANCE. 92 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,132 GET DOWN. 93 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,201 WHOA! 94 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,502 IT'S A TORNADO! 95 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,137 BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! 96 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,139 HOIST THE MIZZENMAST! 97 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,809 SHUT THE WINDOW! SHUT IT ALREADY! 98 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,461 WHEW! 99 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,401 WHOA! 100 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:40,105 MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING DOWN! 101 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,674 HUH? 102 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,078 UH-OH! 103 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,890 HEY, YOU GUYS, ARE YOU CRAZY? 104 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,491 KNOCK IT OFF! 105 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:10,401 IT WASN'T MY FAULT, HONEST. 106 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:13,138 IT WAS MY EVIL COUSINS WHO DID IT. 107 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,542 BUT NEXT TIME, BE MORE CAREFUL, WILL YOU? 108 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,411 MY RELATIVES CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 109 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,712 AHH! 110 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,483 O.K. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK HERE. 111 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:30,321 YOU KEEP ON WRITING, AND I'LL KEEP THE DARKNESS AWAY. 112 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,792 [CLOCK CHIMES 1:00] 113 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,595 [CLOCK CHIMES 8:00] 114 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,134 [YAWNS] 115 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,208 AHH! FINISHED. 116 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,845 AT LAST. I KNEW HE COULD DO IT. 117 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,914 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WROTE. 118 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,917 "WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, 119 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,419 "THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL 120 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,354 "AND THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED 121 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,856 "BY THEIR CREATOR 122 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,391 "WITH CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS... 123 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:10,394 "THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY, 124 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,596 AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS." 125 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:19,904 NOT BAD, JEFFERSON. 126 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,709 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THIS? 127 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:27,212 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. 128 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:45,997 DRAFTED JULY 4, 1776. 129 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:49,334 GLAD I COULD SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SITUATION. 130 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,769 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT INDEPENDENCE THING. 131 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:52,937 [YAWNS] 132 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,572 AS FOR ME, 133 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:58,442 I'M GOING TO TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 134 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:01,012 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. 135 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,982 WE COULD CALL IT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY. 136 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:23,334 I GUESS THEY TOOK MY ADVICE. 137 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,382 WELL, CLASS, ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR LESSONS? 138 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,850 YES, MISS FLAMEEL. 139 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,387 VERY WELL, THEN, LET'S BEGIN. 140 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,892 TODAY'S CATEGORIES ARE... 141 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,034 PLEASE REMEMBER, YOUR RESPONSES MUST BE 142 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,604 IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. 143 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,038 YAKKO, YOU'RE REIGNING CHAMPION. 144 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,307 PLEASE SELECT. 145 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,842 I'LL TAKE TV MOVIES FOR 100. 146 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,550 [MISS FLAMEEL] WAKKO. 147 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,185 WHO IS VALERIE BERTINELLI? 148 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,154 THAT IS CORRECT. SELECT AGAIN. 149 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,757 O.K. I'LL TAKE THE UNITED STATES FOR 500. 150 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:30,001 WAKKO, YOU CAN WAGER ALL OR PART OF YOUR MONEY. 151 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,170 I'LL BLOW THE WAD. 152 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:36,374 "IN THE CATEGORY OF UNITED STATES, THE ANSWER IS..." 153 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,448 O.K. 154 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,291 HERE GOES. 155 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,629 ♪ BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA ♪ 156 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,430 ♪ INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA ♪ 157 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,966 ♪ AND COLUMBUS IS THE CAPITAL OF OHIO ♪ 158 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,201 ♪ THERE'S MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA ♪ 159 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,702 ♪ SOUTH OF HELENA, MONTANA ♪ 160 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,405 ♪ THEN THERE'S DENVER, COLORADO AND BOISE, IDAHO ♪ 161 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:10,141 ♪ TEXAS HAS AUSTIN, THEN WE GO NORTH ♪ 162 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,544 ♪ TO MASSACHUSETTS, BOSTON AND ALBANY, NEW YORK ♪ 163 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:15,112 ♪ TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA, AND WASHINGTON, D.C. ♪ 164 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,082 ♪ SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, AND NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE ♪ 165 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:22,820 ELVIS USED TO HANG OUT THERE A LOT, YOU KNOW. 166 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,790 ♪ TRENTON'S IN NEW JERSEY NORTH OF JEFFERSON, MISSOURI ♪ 167 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,891 ♪ YOU GOT RICHMOND IN VIRGINIA ♪ 168 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,359 ♪ SOUTH DAKOTA HAS PIERRE ♪ 169 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,460 ♪ HARRISBURG'S IN PENNSYLVANIA ♪ 170 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,028 ♪ AND AUGUSTA'S UP IN MAINE ♪ 171 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,129 ♪ AND HERE IS PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND ♪ 172 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,531 ♪ NEXT TO DOVER, DELAWARE ♪ 173 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,301 ♪ CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE, JUST A QUICK JAUNT ♪ 174 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,136 ♪ TO MONTPELIER, WHICH IS UP IN VERMONT ♪ 175 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,639 ♪ HARTFORD'S IN CONNECTICUT, SO PRETTY IN THE FALL ♪ 176 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,442 ♪ AND KANSAS HAS TOPEKA, MINNESOTA HAS ST. PAUL ♪ 177 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,715 ♪ JUNEAU'S IN ALASKA ♪ 178 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,049 ♪ AND THERE'S LINCOLN IN NEBRASKA ♪ 179 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,752 ♪ AND IT'S RALEIGH OUT IN NORTH CAROLINA AND THEN ♪ 180 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:55,886 ♪ THERE'S MADISON, WISCONSIN ♪ 181 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:57,422 ♪ AND OLYMPIA IN WASHINGTON ♪ 182 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,623 ♪ PHOENIX, ARIZONA ♪ 183 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,024 ♪ AND LANSING, MICHIGAN ♪ 184 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,392 ♪ HERE'S HONOLULU ♪ 185 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,527 ♪ HAWAII'S A JOY ♪ 186 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,196 ♪ JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI AND SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS ♪ 187 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,632 ♪ SOUTH CAROLINA WITH COLUMBIA DOWN THE WAY ♪ 188 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,668 ♪ AND ANNAPOLIS IN MARYLAND ON CHESAPEAKE BAY ♪ 189 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,137 THEY HAVE WONDERFUL CLAM CHOWDER. 190 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,041 ♪ CHEYENNE IS IN WYOMING ♪ 191 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,210 ♪ AND PERHAPS YOU MAKE YOUR HOME IN SALT LAKE CITY ♪ 192 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,011 ♪ OUT IN UTAH WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM ♪ 193 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,447 ♪ ATLANTA'S DOWN IN GEORGIA ♪ 194 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,181 ♪ AND THERE'S BISMARCK, NORTH DAKOTA ♪ 195 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,149 ♪ AND YOU CAN LIVE IN FRANKFORT ♪ 196 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,618 ♪ IN YOUR OLD KENTUCKY HOME ♪ 197 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:27,952 ♪ SALEM IN OREGON ♪ 198 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,421 ♪ FROM THERE WE JOIN LITTLE ROCK IN ARKANSAS ♪ 199 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,689 ♪ IOWA'S GOT DES MOINES ♪ 200 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,823 ♪ SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA ♪ 201 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,325 ♪ OKLAHOMA AND ITS CITY ♪ 202 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,094 ♪ CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, AND NEVADA, CARSON CITY ♪ 203 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:40,030 ♪ THAT'S ALL THE CAPITALS THERE ARE ♪♪ 204 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,267 [BUZZER] 205 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,334 HUH? 206 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,769 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 207 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,272 YOU FAILED TO PUT YOUR RESPONSE 208 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,540 IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. 209 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,766 ♪ ORPHANED IN A SWAMP IN MISSISSIPPI ♪ 210 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,102 ♪ RAISED BY A CAJUN COUPLE IN A TEPEE ♪ 211 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,504 ♪ THE BIGGEST PAPOOSE THAT YOU EVER DID SEE ♪ 212 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,174 ♪ HE WAS FULL-GROWN WHEN HE WAS ONLY 3 ♪ 213 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,777 ♪ DAVY, DAVY OMELETTE ♪ 214 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,613 ♪ MIGHTY LARGE FRONTIERSMAN ♪♪ 215 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,089 OOH-WHEE, DAVY, WAGON TRAIN ATTACK. 216 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,226 UH, BEGGIN' YOUR PARDON, MA'AM, BUT WHAT HAPPENED? 217 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,229 A GRIZZLY BEAR DONE AMBUSHED US. 218 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,564 WELL, MA'AM, STOP ROCKIN' YOURSELF SILLY. 219 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,166 YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER. 220 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,302 YOU SEE, THIS HERE'S DAVY, DAVY OMELETTE, 221 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,937 MIGHTY LARGE FRONTIERSMAN. 222 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,639 THAT'S A PECULIAR NAME. 223 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,575 IT'S CAJUN, NAMED AFTER A FRENCH EGG DISH. 224 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,145 I KNOW WHAT AN OMELETTE IS! 225 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,780 I'M TALKING ABOUT DAVY. 226 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,282 THAT'S SHORT FOR DAVIDSON. 227 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,417 Y'ALL CAN COME ON OUT! 228 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,952 DAVY OMELETTE'S HERE! 229 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,220 DAVY OMELETTE? 230 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:13,291 HE WRASTLED A 6-TON BULL MOOSE TO HIS KNEES 231 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,294 AND HUNG LONG JOHNS TO DRY ON ITS ANTLERS. 232 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,231 HE ROPED A RABID COYOTE WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING, 233 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,134 TAMED HIM, AND TAUGHT HIM TO EAT GRASS. 234 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,368 DAVY OMELETTE? 235 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:27,105 I HEARD TELL HE'S A CHICKEN. 236 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,973 THEM'S LIES YOU'RE TELLING, BOY. 237 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,975 BETTER STOP SPREADING TALL TALES. 238 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,710 GO BACK EAST! 239 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,146 HE'S A CHICKEN, I TELL YA! 240 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,514 A GIANT CHICKEN! 241 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,385 [GRRR] 242 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,587 [GRRR] 243 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,291 [GRRR] 244 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,893 AAH! 245 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,835 [WHIMPERING] 246 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,138 HOO! DID YOU SEE THAT? 247 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,573 DAVY OMELETTE GRINNED DOWN A BEAR. 248 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,507 YAHOO! 249 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,243 YIPPEE! 250 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,744 YEE-HAW! 251 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,246 YEE-HAW! 252 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,648 WOO HAH! 253 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,604 HA-HUH-HA! 254 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,106 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 255 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,376 SOMEBODY JUST LAUGHED LIKE A CHICKEN. 256 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,448 WELL, I'LL BE A SWAY-BACKED MARSUPIAL. 257 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,850 HE IS A CHICKEN. 258 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,219 I TOLD YOU HE'S A CHICKEN. 259 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,389 HEY, BEAR, COME ON BACK FOR SUPPER! 260 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,623 WE'RE HAVING PIONEER CHICKEN! 261 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,158 [GRRR] 262 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,794 [BUCK] 263 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,962 [GRRR] 264 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,463 [BUCK-BUCK] 265 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:03,167 ♪ YOU WEAR A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS ♪ 266 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,835 ♪ BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN ♪ 267 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:11,442 ♪ YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO ♪♪ 268 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,364 NOVEMBER, 1863, 269 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,367 AND THE UNION HAS BEEN RIPPED ASUNDER 270 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,970 BY TWO YEARS OF CIVIL WAR. 271 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,781 I HAVE TO COME UP WITH MY ADDRESS. 272 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,216 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. 273 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,786 NOT MY STREET ADDRESS. MY ADDRESS-- 274 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,789 MY SPEECH I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE AT GETTYSBURG. 275 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,091 I CAN'T SEEM TO WRITE IT. 276 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,261 WHY SO TENSE? BETTER CUT DOWN ON CAFFEINE. 277 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,097 AND RELAX. WE'LL HELP YOU WRITE THE SPEECH. 278 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,734 IF I COULD JUST COME UP WITH A GREAT OPENING. 279 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,902 NO PROB. 280 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,004 WE KNOW SOME GRAND OPENINGS. 281 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,339 FRIENDS, ROMANS, GETTYSBURGERS... 282 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,174 LEND ME YOUR EARS. 283 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,242 NAH. 284 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,779 YOU'RE ENTERING ANOTHER DIMENSION... 285 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,915 A DIMENSION OF SIGHT AND OF SOUND. 286 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,751 THAT SIGN POST UP AHEAD-- GETTYSBURG. 287 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,620 I DON'T THINK SO. 288 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,155 THEN HOW ABOUT THIS OPENING? 289 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,189 ♪ I'M LANKY ♪ 290 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,124 ♪ AND FRANKLY ♪ 291 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,526 ♪ THIS WAR HAS GOT ME CRANKY ♪ 292 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,060 ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE A YANKEE ♪ 293 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,829 ♪ HOW YA' DOIN', GETTYSBURG? ♪♪ 294 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,363 I'M AFRAID NOT. 295 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:54,765 IT'S NO USE. 296 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,868 AHH! I GIVE UP. 297 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,938 LIGHTEN UP. WHAT KIND OF TALK IS THAT 298 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,308 FROM A MAN WHO CHOPPED DOWN A CHERRY TREE... 299 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,743 NEVER TOLD A LIE... 300 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,146 AND THREW A DOLLAR ACROSS THE RIVER? 301 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,715 THAT'S GEORGE WASHINGTON, A GREAT PRESIDENT. 302 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:15,052 I'M AFRAID I'LL BE KNOWN FOR NOTHING. 303 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,488 NONSENSE. JUST STICK WITH US, PAL. 304 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,458 ONE DAY THEY'LL NAME A TUNNEL AFTER YOU... 305 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,960 PUT YOUR FACE ON A PENNY. 306 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,195 TAKE 40% OFF MATTRESSES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. 307 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,631 AS LONG AS THEY DON'T NAME 308 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,601 A SAVINGS AND LOAN AFTER ME. 309 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,604 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT. 310 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,038 WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU. 311 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,707 THIS SPEECH IS IMPORTANT. 312 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,209 YOU HAVE TO HEAL THIS COUNTRY 313 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,278 AND BRING IT TOGETHER BECAUSE-- 314 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,215 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE NOTES. I'M ON A ROLL. 315 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,285 BECAUSE FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO-- 316 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,221 THAT'S 87 YEARS AGO FOR THOSE KEEPING SCORE-- 317 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,224 OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT 318 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,727 A NEW NATION CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY 319 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,095 AND DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION 320 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,231 THAT ALL PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE A BALANCED DIET, 321 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,433 INCLUDING DING-DONGS, HO-HOS-- 322 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,602 HO-HOS? 323 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,204 FEEL FREE TO CHANGE ANY OF THIS. 324 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,674 FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, 325 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,677 OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT 326 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,046 A NEW NATION CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY 327 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,048 AND DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION 328 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,251 THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. 329 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,521 NICE REWRITE. 330 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,456 WE RESOLVE THAT THIS NATION, UNDER GOD, 331 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,926 SHALL HAVE A NEW BIRTH OF FREEDOM 332 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,962 AND THAT GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, 333 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,463 BY THE PEOPLE, 334 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,899 FOR THE PEOPLE 335 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,135 SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THE EARTH. 336 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:49,447 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 337 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,920 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. 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