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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ EISENHOWER, MAMIE ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[YAWNS]
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IS IT HOT IN HERE?
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I DEFINITELY FEEL WARM.
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OH, MY GOSH,
THERE'S A FIRE!
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FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
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AAH!
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I'M ON FIRE!
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PUT IT OUT!
PUT IT OUT!
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PUT IT OUT!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
I AM A FIRE.
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IMAGINE MY EMBARRASSMENT.
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I WISH SOMEONE WOULD
TELL ME THESE THINGS.
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I'M ALWAYS
THE LAST TO KNOW.
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HEY, WHOA THERE, FELLA.
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PUT ME DOWN.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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OH, TAKING ME
ON A LITTLE TOUR
OF THE PLACE?
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I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
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NICE PAD
YOU HAVE HERE.
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HEY,
NOT SO FAST, PAL.
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I'LL FALL OFF
THIS THING.
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SLOW DOWN.
SLOW DOWN!
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AAH! THAT'S BETTER.
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NOW WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
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UP THERE?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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IT'S DARK UP THERE.
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COUNT ME OUT.
I'M SCARED
OF THE DARK.
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IF YOU'RE GOING
UP THERE, GO ALONE.
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HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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I TOLD YOU
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
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TURN AROUND,
WILL YOU?
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GO BACK DOWN.
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I DON'T WANT
THE DARKNESS
TO GET ME.
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I'M SCARED
OF THE DARK.
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I'M SCARED--HUH?
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WHO TURNED ON
THE LIGHTS?
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I DID.
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WHERE DID
THE DARKNESS GO?
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OH, RAN DOWN
THE STAIRS, HUH?
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I SEE YOU
HIDING DOWN THERE.
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I GUESS I SHOWED YOU
WHO'S BOSS.
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NO STUPID OLD
DARKNESS IS GOING
TO SCARE ME.
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YEAH, YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A BIG CHICKEN.
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OOH! OOH.
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WHOA! CHECK OUT
THIS PLACE.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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SO WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
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OH, YOU'RE A WRITER.
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BURNING
THE MIDNIGHT OIL, HUH?
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NO PROBLEM.
I'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY.
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HA HA HA!
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AHH, A COOL BREEZE.
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NICE.
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I WAS BORN TO DANCE.
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GET DOWN.
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WHOA!
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IT'S A TORNADO!
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BATTEN DOWN
THE HATCHES!
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HOIST
THE MIZZENMAST!
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SHUT THE WINDOW!
SHUT IT ALREADY!
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WHEW!
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WHOA!
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
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HUH?
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UH-OH!
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HEY, YOU GUYS,
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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KNOCK IT OFF!
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IT WASN'T MY FAULT,
HONEST.
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IT WAS MY EVIL COUSINS
WHO DID IT.
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BUT NEXT TIME,
BE MORE CAREFUL,
WILL YOU?
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MY RELATIVES
CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
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AHH!
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O.K. LET'S GET BACK
TO WORK HERE.
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YOU KEEP ON WRITING,
AND I'LL KEEP
THE DARKNESS AWAY.
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[CLOCK CHIMES 1:00]
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[CLOCK CHIMES 8:00]
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[YAWNS]
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AHH! FINISHED.
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AT LAST.
I KNEW HE COULD DO IT.
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LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU WROTE.
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"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS
TO BE SELF-EVIDENT,
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"THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED EQUAL
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"AND THAT THEY
ARE ENDOWED
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"BY THEIR CREATOR
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"WITH CERTAIN
INALIENABLE RIGHTS...
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"THAT AMONG THESE ARE
LIFE, LIBERTY,
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AND THE PURSUIT
OF HAPPINESS."
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NOT BAD, JEFFERSON.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO CALL THIS?
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THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.
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DRAFTED JULY 4, 1776.
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GLAD I COULD
SHED SOME LIGHT
ON THE SITUATION.
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
INDEPENDENCE
THING.
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[YAWNS]
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AS FOR ME,
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I'M GOING
TO TAKE THE REST
OF THE DAY OFF.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
DO THE SAME.
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WE COULD CALL IT
A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.
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I GUESS
THEY TOOK MY ADVICE.
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WELL, CLASS, ARE YOU
READY FOR YOUR LESSONS?
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YES, MISS FLAMEEL.
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VERY WELL, THEN,
LET'S BEGIN.
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TODAY'S CATEGORIES ARE...
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PLEASE REMEMBER,
YOUR RESPONSES MUST BE
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IN THE FORM
OF A QUESTION.
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YAKKO, YOU'RE
REIGNING CHAMPION.
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PLEASE SELECT.
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I'LL TAKE
TV MOVIES FOR 100.
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[MISS FLAMEEL]
WAKKO.
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WHO IS
VALERIE BERTINELLI?
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THAT IS CORRECT.
SELECT AGAIN.
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O.K. I'LL TAKE
THE UNITED STATES FOR 500.
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WAKKO, YOU CAN WAGER ALL
OR PART OF YOUR MONEY.
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I'LL BLOW THE WAD.
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"IN THE CATEGORY
OF UNITED STATES,
THE ANSWER IS..."
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O.K.
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HERE GOES.
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♪ BATON ROUGE,
LOUISIANA ♪
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♪ INDIANAPOLIS,
INDIANA ♪
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♪ AND COLUMBUS IS
THE CAPITAL OF OHIO ♪
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♪ THERE'S MONTGOMERY,
ALABAMA ♪
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♪ SOUTH OF HELENA,
MONTANA ♪
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♪ THEN THERE'S DENVER, COLORADO
AND BOISE, IDAHO ♪
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♪ TEXAS HAS AUSTIN,
THEN WE GO NORTH ♪
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♪ TO MASSACHUSETTS, BOSTON
AND ALBANY, NEW YORK ♪
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♪ TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA,
AND WASHINGTON, D.C. ♪
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♪ SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO,
AND NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE ♪
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ELVIS USED TO HANG OUT
THERE A LOT, YOU KNOW.
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♪ TRENTON'S IN NEW JERSEY
NORTH OF JEFFERSON, MISSOURI ♪
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♪ YOU GOT RICHMOND
IN VIRGINIA ♪
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♪ SOUTH DAKOTA
HAS PIERRE ♪
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♪ HARRISBURG'S
IN PENNSYLVANIA ♪
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♪ AND AUGUSTA'S
UP IN MAINE ♪
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♪ AND HERE IS
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND ♪
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♪ NEXT TO DOVER, DELAWARE ♪
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♪ CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE,
JUST A QUICK JAUNT ♪
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♪ TO MONTPELIER,
WHICH IS UP IN VERMONT ♪
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♪ HARTFORD'S IN CONNECTICUT,
SO PRETTY IN THE FALL ♪
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♪ AND KANSAS HAS TOPEKA,
MINNESOTA HAS ST. PAUL ♪
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♪ JUNEAU'S IN ALASKA ♪
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♪ AND THERE'S LINCOLN
IN NEBRASKA ♪
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♪ AND IT'S RALEIGH OUT
IN NORTH CAROLINA AND THEN ♪
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♪ THERE'S MADISON,
WISCONSIN ♪
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♪ AND OLYMPIA
IN WASHINGTON ♪
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♪ PHOENIX, ARIZONA ♪
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♪ AND LANSING,
MICHIGAN ♪
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♪ HERE'S HONOLULU ♪
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♪ HAWAII'S A JOY ♪
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♪ JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI
AND SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS ♪
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♪ SOUTH CAROLINA
WITH COLUMBIA DOWN THE WAY ♪
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♪ AND ANNAPOLIS IN MARYLAND
ON CHESAPEAKE BAY ♪
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THEY HAVE WONDERFUL
CLAM CHOWDER.
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♪ CHEYENNE IS IN WYOMING ♪
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♪ AND PERHAPS YOU MAKE
YOUR HOME IN SALT LAKE CITY ♪
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♪ OUT IN UTAH
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM ♪
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♪ ATLANTA'S
DOWN IN GEORGIA ♪
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♪ AND THERE'S BISMARCK,
NORTH DAKOTA ♪
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♪ AND YOU CAN LIVE
IN FRANKFORT ♪
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♪ IN YOUR OLD
KENTUCKY HOME ♪
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♪ SALEM IN OREGON ♪
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♪ FROM THERE WE JOIN
LITTLE ROCK IN ARKANSAS ♪
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♪ IOWA'S GOT DES MOINES ♪
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♪ SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA ♪
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♪ OKLAHOMA AND ITS CITY ♪
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♪ CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA,
AND NEVADA, CARSON CITY ♪
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♪ THAT'S ALL THE CAPITALS
THERE ARE ♪♪
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[BUZZER]
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HUH?
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OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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YOU FAILED
TO PUT YOUR RESPONSE
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IN THE FORM
OF A QUESTION.
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♪ ORPHANED IN A SWAMP
IN MISSISSIPPI ♪
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♪ RAISED BY A CAJUN COUPLE
IN A TEPEE ♪
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♪ THE BIGGEST PAPOOSE
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE ♪
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♪ HE WAS FULL-GROWN
WHEN HE WAS ONLY 3 ♪
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♪ DAVY, DAVY OMELETTE ♪
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♪ MIGHTY LARGE
FRONTIERSMAN ♪♪
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OOH-WHEE, DAVY,
WAGON TRAIN ATTACK.
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UH, BEGGIN' YOUR PARDON,
MA'AM, BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
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A GRIZZLY BEAR
DONE AMBUSHED US.
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WELL, MA'AM,
STOP ROCKIN'
YOURSELF SILLY.
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YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.
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YOU SEE, THIS HERE'S
DAVY, DAVY OMELETTE,
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MIGHTY LARGE
FRONTIERSMAN.
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THAT'S
A PECULIAR NAME.
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IT'S CAJUN, NAMED
AFTER A FRENCH EGG DISH.
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I KNOW WHAT
AN OMELETTE IS!
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT DAVY.
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THAT'S SHORT
FOR DAVIDSON.
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Y'ALL CAN
COME ON OUT!
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DAVY OMELETTE'S
HERE!
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DAVY OMELETTE?
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HE WRASTLED
A 6-TON BULL MOOSE
TO HIS KNEES
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AND HUNG LONG JOHNS
TO DRY ON ITS ANTLERS.
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HE ROPED A RABID COYOTE
WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING,
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TAMED HIM, AND TAUGHT HIM
TO EAT GRASS.
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DAVY OMELETTE?
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I HEARD TELL
HE'S A CHICKEN.
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THEM'S LIES
YOU'RE TELLING, BOY.
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BETTER STOP SPREADING
TALL TALES.
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GO BACK EAST!
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HE'S A CHICKEN,
I TELL YA!
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A GIANT CHICKEN!
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[GRRR]
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[GRRR]
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[GRRR]
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AAH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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HOO!
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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DAVY OMELETTE
GRINNED DOWN A BEAR.
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YAHOO!
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YIPPEE!
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YEE-HAW!
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YEE-HAW!
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WOO HAH!
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HA-HUH-HA!
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DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
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SOMEBODY
JUST LAUGHED
LIKE A CHICKEN.
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WELL, I'LL BE
A SWAY-BACKED MARSUPIAL.
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HE IS A CHICKEN.
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I TOLD YOU
HE'S A CHICKEN.
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HEY, BEAR,
COME ON BACK FOR SUPPER!
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WE'RE HAVING
PIONEER CHICKEN!
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[GRRR]
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[BUCK]
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[GRRR]
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[BUCK-BUCK]
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♪ YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS ♪
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♪ BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN ♪
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♪ YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO ♪♪
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NOVEMBER, 1863,
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AND THE UNION
HAS BEEN RIPPED ASUNDER
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BY TWO YEARS
OF CIVIL WAR.
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00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,781
I HAVE TO COME UP
WITH MY ADDRESS.
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00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,216
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
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NOT MY STREET ADDRESS.
MY ADDRESS--
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MY SPEECH I'M SUPPOSED
TO GIVE AT GETTYSBURG.
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00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,091
I CAN'T SEEM
TO WRITE IT.
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00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,261
WHY SO TENSE?
BETTER CUT DOWN
ON CAFFEINE.
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00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,097
AND RELAX.
WE'LL HELP YOU
WRITE THE SPEECH.
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00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,734
IF I COULD JUST COME UP
WITH A GREAT OPENING.
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00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,902
NO PROB.
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00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,004
WE KNOW SOME
GRAND OPENINGS.
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FRIENDS, ROMANS,
GETTYSBURGERS...
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LEND ME YOUR EARS.
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NAH.
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00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,779
YOU'RE ENTERING
ANOTHER DIMENSION...
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A DIMENSION OF SIGHT
AND OF SOUND.
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00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,751
THAT SIGN POST UP AHEAD--
GETTYSBURG.
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00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,620
I DON'T THINK SO.
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00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,155
THEN HOW ABOUT THIS
OPENING?
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00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,189
♪ I'M LANKY ♪
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00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,124
♪ AND FRANKLY ♪
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00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,526
♪ THIS WAR HAS
GOT ME CRANKY ♪
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00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,060
♪ I'M PROUD
TO BE A YANKEE ♪
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00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,829
♪ HOW YA' DOIN',
GETTYSBURG? ♪♪
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00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,363
I'M AFRAID NOT.
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00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:54,765
IT'S NO USE.
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00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,868
AHH! I GIVE UP.
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00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,938
LIGHTEN UP.
WHAT KIND OF TALK
IS THAT
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00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,308
FROM A MAN
WHO CHOPPED DOWN
A CHERRY TREE...
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00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,743
NEVER TOLD A LIE...
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00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,146
AND THREW A DOLLAR
ACROSS THE RIVER?
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00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,715
THAT'S
GEORGE WASHINGTON,
A GREAT PRESIDENT.
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00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:15,052
I'M AFRAID I'LL BE
KNOWN FOR NOTHING.
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00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,488
NONSENSE. JUST
STICK WITH US, PAL.
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00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,458
ONE DAY THEY'LL NAME
A TUNNEL AFTER YOU...
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00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,960
PUT YOUR FACE
ON A PENNY.
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00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,195
TAKE 40% OFF MATTRESSES
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,631
AS LONG AS
THEY DON'T NAME
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00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,601
A SAVINGS
AND LOAN AFTER ME.
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00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,604
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,038
WE'RE
COUNTING ON YOU.
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00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,707
THIS SPEECH IS IMPORTANT.
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00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,209
YOU HAVE TO HEAL
THIS COUNTRY
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00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,278
AND BRING IT TOGETHER
BECAUSE--
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00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,215
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE NOTES.
I'M ON A ROLL.
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00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,285
BECAUSE FOUR SCORE
AND SEVEN YEARS AGO--
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00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,221
THAT'S 87 YEARS AGO
FOR THOSE KEEPING SCORE--
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00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,224
OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH
ON THIS CONTINENT
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00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,727
A NEW NATION
CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY
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00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,095
AND DEDICATED
TO THE PROPOSITION
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00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,231
THAT ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD HAVE
A BALANCED DIET,
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00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,433
INCLUDING DING-DONGS,
HO-HOS--
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00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,602
HO-HOS?
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00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,204
FEEL FREE
TO CHANGE ANY OF THIS.
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00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,674
FOUR SCORE
AND SEVEN YEARS AGO,
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00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,677
OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH
ON THIS CONTINENT
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00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,046
A NEW NATION
CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY
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00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,048
AND DEDICATED
TO THE PROPOSITION
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00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,251
THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED EQUAL.
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00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,521
NICE REWRITE.
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00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,456
WE RESOLVE THAT
THIS NATION, UNDER GOD,
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00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,926
SHALL HAVE A NEW BIRTH
OF FREEDOM
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00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,962
AND THAT GOVERNMENT
OF THE PEOPLE,
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00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,463
BY THE PEOPLE,
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00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,899
FOR THE PEOPLE
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00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,135
SHALL NOT PERISH
FROM THE EARTH.
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00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,920
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