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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
♪ AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
♪ SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX ♪
♪ YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
♪ COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
♪ AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT ♪
♪ JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND ♪
♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
♪ THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER ♪
♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT ♪
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS ♪
♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX ♪
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
♪ WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE ♪
♪ GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE ♪
♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS ♪
♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
♪ THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS ♪
♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
♪ CITIZEN KANEY ♪
♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
♪ THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪
♪ THE BEGINNING OF OUR STORY ♪
♪ THE BEGINNING ♪♪
THAT MANIAC DIRECTOR IS MILLIONS OVER BUDGET.
I TOLD YOU TO STOP HIM.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING, T.P.,
HE'S LOCKED US OUT.
WE SENT OUR BEST ACCOUNTANTS TO PULL THE PLUG,
BUT THEY NEVER CAME BACK.
ISN'T THAT SCARY?
GET OUT OF MY BUBBLE!
WE NEED SOMEONE CUNNING
TO GET INSIDE THAT SOUNDSTAGE
AND STOP THAT DIRECTOR.
SOMEONE WHO'S BRAVE, DARING,
AND STUPID ENOUGH TO GO ON THIS MISSION.
GENTLEMEN, WE NEED...
THE WARNERS!
YOU RANG?
AAH!
THEY REALLY SHOULD SWITCH TO DECAF.
[YAKKO] THAT'S HOW IT BEGAN.
WE LISTENED INTENTLY AS THEY EXPLAINED OUR MISSION.
WE HAD EACH BEEN SELECTED
FOR OUR UNIQUE ABILITIES.
THAT'S DOT. HER SPECIALTY--
CUTENESS.
THAT'S WAKKO. HIS SPECIALTY--
THE MALLET.
THAT'S ME. MY SPECIALTY--
TWO PADDLEBALLS AT ONCE!
YOUR JOB IS TO GET FROM THIS OFFICE HERE
TO SOUNDSTAGE 64 HERE
AND STOP THAT DIRECTOR!
ANY QUESTIONS?
WOULD I LOOK CUTE AS A BLONDE?
WHY DO CATS PURR?
WHO'S CHUBBIER--
PERRY MASON OR SCOTTY ON STAR TREK?
THE HORROR.
FINALLY, OUR JOURNEY WAS OVER.
THERE IT WAS-- SOUND STAGE 64.
CAREFUL, SIBS.
THERE COULD BE A TRAP AROUND HERE.
THANK YOU, AMAZING KRESKIN.
WE HAD BEEN CAPTURED BY THE MISSING ACCOUNTANTS,
NOW DISCIPLES OF THE DIRECTOR.
FROYNLAVEN.
STOP WITH THE CHANTING!
BRAVO!
ENCORE!
FABU!
DID YOU CHOREOGRAPH THAT?
YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD.
WHO ARE YOU THAT HAVE COME HERE, MAN?
WE'RE HERE TO STOP THE DIRECTOR.
HA HA HA! STOP HIM, MAN?
WHOA! WRONG! WRONG!
YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS?
HE'S THE THINKER, TINKER, PLOTTER, PLANNER, THE GENIUS!
IN FRANCE, HE'S KING THERE, MAN.
COMEDY'S HIS CROWN.
HE RULES WITH FUNNY WORDS.
FUNNY WORDS LIKE FROYNLAVEN!
WHAT'LL YOU DO WITH THOSE?
NOTHING. IT'S JUST FUN.
I SEE HIM. COME ON.
THE WRETCHED CLOWN, THE ENDING SCENE.
TAKE 6,437.
AND...
ACTION.
I SAW A SNAIL
SLITHERING ACROSS A RAILROAD TRACK.
OOEY GOOEY WAS HIS NAME.
[GULP]
OHH! I ATE A BUG!
CUT! CUT!
A BUG, I ATE, WITH LITTLE WINGS.
BLEAH!
EVERYBODY TAKE FIVE. I NEED TO BE ALONE.
GET OUT! I GOT TO POSTULATE A NEW ENDING.
ENDING.
HI THERE.
AAH!
DON'T WITH THE SCARING!
IT'S NOT GOOD.
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?
AS FAR BACK AS BOBBY COULD REMEMBER,
HE WANTED TO BE IN THE MOVIES.
BOBBY SAID WE COULD GET PARTS IN THE BOIDS.
WHY?
BECAUSE WE WERE BOIDS.
BOTTA-BING.
THIS IS IT.
WE'RE GOING TO BE STARS.
WE'RE GOING TO BE SOMEBODIES.
YOU CAN'T WALK ON A SET WITH NO EXPERIENCE
AND EXPECT TO BE HIRED.
THIS IS HOLLYWOOD-- LAND OF NO REALITY.
KEEP YOUR REALITY CHECKS TO YOURSELF, DING-DONG.
[SQUISH]
[COO]
SHOW BIZ.
YOU REALLY DO GOT TO START AT THE BOTTOM.
THE DIRECTOR WAS SO IMPRESSED WITH US,
HE HIRED US AS STUNT BIRDS.
DID YOU TAKE MY SEED?
YEAH, I TOOK YOUR SEED.
I ATE IT, AND I'M DIGESTING IT.
OH, YEAH?
DIGEST THIS, YOU FEATHER-FANNY.
TAKE BOBBY'S SEED,
I'LL PECK YOU TILL TUESDAY.
PLACES!
HMM.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
THAT BIRD'S A NOBODY.
YEAH...
AND WE WERE SOMEBODIES.
I NEED A MANICURE.
GOOD EVENING.
SCENE 50, TAKE 1.
BECAUSE I ENJOY BEING RUDE.
IT'S MY JOB.
I'M A STAR, CHARLIE.
AAH!
CUT.
BRING IN THE STUNT BIRD.
AND...
ACTION!
AAH!
BOTTA BING.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW KING OF SHOW BIZ.
AND...
ACTION!
AAH!
[SCREECHING]
PLACES FOR THE FIREPLACE SEQUENCE.
YOUR BEAK'S IN MY EYE!
THAT BETTER BE YOUR FOOT.
I LIKE YOUR COSTUME, PESTO.
AND...ACTION!
SORRY!
AH...
CUT.
BEING A BIG-TIME STUNT BIRD IS PAINFUL.
CAN WE QUIT, GUYS, WHILE WE'RE STILL ALIVE?
I DON'T MIND THE PAIN.
I LIKE IT.
I'M A SOMEBODY.
AM I TALKIN' TO ME?
UHH...
THOSE PIGEONS ARE BIG-TIME LOSERS.
US, LOSERS?
AIN'T IT HILARIOUS WATCHING THEM SUFFER?
THOSE BIRDS WILL QUIT BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER.
HA HA HA!
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
YEAH, I'M LAUGHING AT YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE VICTIM OF SELF-DELUSION,
AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY.
SEE IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, WING-DING.
HERE COMES JOHNNY!
HA HA HA!
THAT CROW WAS JUST JEALOUS.
THAT BIG BUZZARD WAS JUST THREATENED BY OUR ACTING VERSATILITY.
AND OUR GOOD LOOKS, RIGHT?
YEAH. GET USED TO IT.
US STARS GOT TO PUT UP WITH STUFF LIKE THAT.
HEY, BOBBY KNOWS THIS INDUSTRY.
HEY, WHAT'D I DO?
NOTHING. I JUST FELT LIKE WHACKING SOMETHING.
GOOD EVENING.
AND...
ACTION.
[SCREECHING]
OW!
UHH!
OW!
UGH!
OW!
I'VE HIT THE BIG TIME.
UGH!
I'M A BOX OFFICE SMASH.
I HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.
I LOVE BEING A STUNT BIRD.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
I QUIT.
I'M WITH YOU.
OH, YOU POOR THINGS.
IF YOU WERE THE STARS LIKE US,
YOU COULD JUST SIT AND BE PRETTY AND NEVER GET HURT.
YOU MUST BE CHIRPIN' TO ME.
I JUST GOT A RUSH OF BRAINS
TO THE HEAD.
PLACES FOR SCENE 207, TAKE 103.
AND ACTION!
WE'RE NOT THE FALL BIRDS NO MORE, GOODFEATHERS.
WE ARE SAFE IN A GILDED CAGE.
LET ME HELP YOU INTO THE CAR, DEAR.
[COO]
WE'RE STARS NOW, BOBBY.
I GUESS WE ARE.
I HOPE WE DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING.
WE'RE OFF.
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
WE HAD A SHORT, ONE-DAY CAREER IN THE MOVIES.
BUT, HEY, AS BOBBY WOULD SAY,
IT'S BETTER TO BE SOMEBODY FOR A DAY
THAN A NOBODY FOR A LIFETIME.
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