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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ WHERE'S LON CHANEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[SWEDISH ACCENT]
COME ON, SVEN.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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I BET MY VOLVO ON YOU.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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ISN'T IT GREAT, WAKKO?
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ALL THOSE TIMES
WE TALKED
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ABOUT COMING
TO THE SWEDISH MEATBALL
FESTIVAL,
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AND NOW WE'RE HERE.
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THANKS TO PUBLISHER'S
SMEARING HOUSE.
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THAT'S THE LAST MEATBALL.
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SWALLOW IT
AND YOU'RE THE WINNER.
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YOU'VE ALREADY HAD 500.
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ONE MORE ISN'T
GOING TO HURT.
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HONEST, GUYS,
IF I EAT ONE MORE,
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I'M GOING TO DIE.
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RIGHT YOU ARE, WAKKO WARNER.
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ONE MORE MEATBALL
AND YOU'RE OFFICIALLY MINE.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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THAT'S OUR LITTLE
GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
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WAKKO WARNER.
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YOUR TIME HAS COME.
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BETTER GO.
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GOT TO HELP THE WIFE
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EXPORT SOME
IRON ORE.
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I AM DEATH,
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AND I HEREBY
DECLARE YOU
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TO BE
LIVING IMPAIRED.
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HENCE YOU MUST
GO WITH ME
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TO A DARK KINGDOM
OF NO RETURN.
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O.K., THAT SOUNDS FUN.
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WHEN DO WE LEAVE?
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DO BEARS LIVE THERE?
WANT SOME MEATBALL GREASE?
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DON'T DO THAT.
IT ATTRACTS ANTS.
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COME. WE'RE
WASTING ETERNITY.
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MISTER, ARE YOU
ABOUT TO DRAG
OUR BROTHER OFF
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TO A BLEAK,
NETHER REALM OF DESPAIR
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WHERE THE FUTURE'S
AN ENDLESS SEA
OF MISERY?
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YA.
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WE WANT TO GO, TOO.
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I HAVEN'T
A THING TO WEAR.
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BE A SPORT.
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TAKE US, TOO.
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IF YOU'RE NOT ON
THE OFFICIAL LIST,
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YOU CAN'T GO.
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PLEASE DON'T
SEPARATE US, MR. DEATH.
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WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
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WE'RE A FAMILY, A SET,
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LIKE CIVIL WAR CHESS PIECES
FROM THE FRANKLIN MINT.
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AS YOU WILL CLEARLY NOTE
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IN SECTION 5,
SUBSECTION 9,
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PARAGRAPH 2,
FIRST SENTENCE.
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I QUOTE...
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I LOVE STORY TIME.
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"ONLY AUTHORIZED DECEASED,
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"DEFINED AS THOSE
LIVING IMPAIRED
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"WHOSE NAMES HAVE BEEN
DULY RECORDED
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"ON THE OFFICIAL LIST,
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"MAY ACCOMPANY DEATH
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"OR A LEGALLY
DESIGNATED AGENT
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THEREUNTO PERTAINING,"
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AND WAKKO WARNER
IS THE ONLY WARNER LISTED.
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YOU CAN'T GO
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DEAD,
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AND YOU'RE NOT DEAD
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
ON THE LIST.
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GOOD DAY.
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WE WANT TO STAY TOGETHER!
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I'M
A BONDED CARRIER.
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I CAN'T BRING
UNAUTHORIZED
PERSONNEL.
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WHY?
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OUR INSURANCE
WON'T COVER YOU
IN AN ACCIDENT.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE WE CAN'T
AFFORD THE INSURANCE
PREMIUMS.
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WHY?
WHY?
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NOT IN THE BUDGET.
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WHY?
WHY?
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LISTEN, YOU NASTY
LITTLE MUNCHKINS.
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I DON'T GET PAID EXTRA
FOR BRINGING TOURISTS.
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BUG OFF!
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AAH!
AAH!
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THERE, I'VE SAID IT.
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I FEEL BETTER.
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BUT WE WANT TO
STAY TOGETHER.
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[CRYING]
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STOP ACTING LIKE BIG BABIES.
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WE ARE NOT BIG BABIES.
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THESE ARE
BIG BABIES.
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[CRYING]
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ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU WIN.
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HOW SPIELBERGIAN.
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ALL IS STRANGE
AND VAGUE.
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ARE WE DEAD...
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OR IS THIS OHIO?
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YOU'RE NOT DEAD,
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BUT IF YOU MUST STAY
WITH YOUR BROTHER,
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THEN APPENDIX 3
CONTAINS A CLAUSE
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ALLOWING THE CARRIER,
THAT'S ME,
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TO PLAY YOU
IN A LIFE-OR-DEATH GAME
OF CHESS.
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CHESS
IS UNKNOWN TO US.
WE PREFER CHECKERS.
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CHECKERS IT IS.
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UNLESS YOU HAVE
UNCLE WIGGLY
OR CANDYLAND.
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I WIN, WAKKO GOES WITH ME.
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YOU WIN,
AND THE THREE OF YOU
STAY TOGETHER FOREVER.
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AGREED?
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WE ACCEPT.
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TO ACCEPT IS TO YIELD.
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TO YIELD IS TO ALLOW
ONCOMING TRAFFIC
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THE RIGHT OF WAY.
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YOUR BREATH
IS LIKE THE BREEZE
OF A LANDFILL.
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FOOD PARTICLES
ARE WEDGED BETWEEN
YOUR TEETH.
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COULD WE GET STARTED
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SOMETIME BEFORE
THE NEXT ICE AGE?
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WOW! THAT WAS NEAT.
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CAN YOU CHANGE IT
INTO VIRTUAL REALITY?
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FEEL FREE TO MOVE FIRST.
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IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER.
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I HAVEN'T LOST AT CHECKERS
SINCE TIME BEGAN.
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WHEN WAS THAT?
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IT WAS A TUESDAY.
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FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
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YOUR MOVE.
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WHAT'S DEATH LIKE, WAKKO?
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PRETTY BORING.
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I'VE ALREADY HUMMED
ALL THE SONGS
I KNOW.
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HA HA HA!
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CROWN ME.
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WHY, YOU MISERABLE
LITTLE HAMSTERS.
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LOOK!
IT'S MERV GRIFFIN!
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WHERE?
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OH, SORRY.
MY MISTAKE.
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IT WAS JUST
A BIG CLOUD.
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YOUR MOVE.
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OH, BOY.
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW.
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WHAT DO I DO?
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IF I WERE YOU,
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I'D MOVE THERE,
THERE, AND THERE.
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DUH! MAYBE
I'LL MOVE HERE.
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GUESS WHO.
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UH, CRISPIN GLOVER?
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NOPE.
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KATHIE LEE GIFFORD.
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NO. YOU'RE WAY OFF.
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THAT URKEL KID.
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HEY, YOU PEEKED.
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YOU PUT UP A HECK
OF A FIGHT
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FOR A LITERARY
PERSONIFICATION
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OF THE STATE
OF NONBEING.
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READ THAT IN COSMO.
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I LOST. A DEAL'S A DEAL,
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SO LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
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I SAID IF YOU WON,
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THE THREE OF YOU WOULD BE
TOGETHER FOREVER.
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THUS,
YAKKO AND DOT WARNER,
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I HEREBY DECLARE YOU
TO BE LIVING IMPAIRED.
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YOU'RE ALL DEAD.
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HA HA HA!
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DOES THIS COME OFF
WITH WATER?
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU
PESKY LITTLE THINGS
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ABOUT THE SUBCLAUSE
TO APPENDIX 3
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THAT RENDERS
ALL PREVIOUS CLAUSES
AND AMENDMENTS
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NULL AND VOID
SHOULD I LOSE
AT CHECKERS.
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THAT MEANS
WE'LL BE A FAMILY.
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CAN WE CALL YOU
DAD-DOO?
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CAN WE STAY UP PAST 10:00?
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CAN WE WATCH
THE ADULT CHANNEL?
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HELLO, NURSE.
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DON'T CALL ME DAD-DOO.
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TRY AND MAINTAIN
THE PROPER ATTITUDE
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OF FEAR AND RESPECT
DUE TO ME BY REGULATIONS.
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AT LEAST TREMBLE A LITTLE.
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TAKE US FOR A PONY RIDE.
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PONY RIDE! PONY RIDE!
PONY RIDE!
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YEE-HA!
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GIT UP!
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AND A TI-YI-YIPPEE
IN A BOW.
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SEE HERE.
STOP THIS AT ONCE.
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OW! THAT SMARTS!
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OUCH! OOH!
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FOR THE FINAL TIME,
GET OFF ME!
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UH-OH.
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THERE, THAT'S BETTER.
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MOMMY.
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POPPERS FALL DOWN...
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AND GO BOOM.
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HE'LL NEED
A JUMBO BAND-AID
FOR THAT ONE.
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I'LL HAVE THE LINGUINI
WITH CLAMS.
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WANT SOME BACTINE,
POPPEROO?
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I LOVE YOU, DAD-DOO.
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AND JUST THINK,
WE'LL BE TOGETHER
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FOREVER AND EVER
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AND EVER AND EVER
AND EVER.
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NO, WAIT!
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I MAY HAVE ACTED
A BIT HASTILY.
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OKEY-DOKEY, YOU WIN.
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I HEREBY RESCIND
MY PREVIOUS PROCLAMATION
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AND PROCLAIM YOU ALL
TO BE ALIVE
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WITH ALL RIGHTS
AND PRIVILEGES
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UNTIL SUCH TIME
AS I RETURN...
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WHICH WON'T BE
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
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[MUMBLING]
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WELL, THANKS JUST THE SAME,
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BUT WE WANT TO GO
WITH YOU, DADDY.
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NO!
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HEY, YOU FORGOT THIS.
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YOU'LL CATCH
YOUR DEATH OF COLD...
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SO TO SPEAK.
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HEY, WERE
YOU GUYS SERIOUS
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ABOUT KEEPING US
ALL TOGETHER?
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THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN JUST LIVING, WAKKO.
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THERE'S LOYALTY, COURAGE,
AND THE BONDS OF LOVE
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THAT BIND A FAMILY TOGETHER.
247
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DOT'S RIGHT.
IT'S NOT DEATH
WE SHOULD FEAR,
248
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,763
BUT A LIFE POORLY LIVED
249
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,265
FOR NOTHING IS WORSE
THAN SQUANDERING
250
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,268
THIS MOST PRECIOUS GIFT
OF OUR CREATOR.
251
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:15,306
SPIELBERG
EATS THIS STUFF UP.
252
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:20,912
AND NOW...
DOT'S POETRY CORNER.
253
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AHEM.
254
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,882
LITTLE MISS MUFFET.
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET
SAT ON HER TUFFET,
256
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:29,754
AND WHAT A BIG TUFFET
SHE HAD.
257
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:33,457
IF YOU'RE FEELING INSECURE,
JUST STAND NEXT TO HER,
258
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,895
THEN YOU WON'T FEEL
QUITE SO BAD. THANK YOU.
259
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,930
[CLAPPING]
260
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THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER VISIT
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00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,937
TO DOT'S POETRY CORNER.
262
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ZOOLOGIST GINA EMBRYO
SPEAKING.
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00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,826
GOOD NEWS.
264
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:12,696
I HAVE FINALLY LOCATED
THE WORLD'S VERY LAST
REMAINING PAIR
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00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,099
OF ENDANGERED
HIPPOPOTAMUS TRENDOLIUS.
266
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,036
NOW I MAY BEGIN
MY LIFELONG DREAM
267
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TO STUDY THESE
MAGNIFICENT BEASTS,
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PRESERVE THEIR SPECIES
FROM EXTINCTION,
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00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,010
AND RECORD THEIR
PRIMITIVE COMMUNICATION.
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00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,012
MATCH POINT!
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00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,482
THANK YOU, BIRD.
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00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,683
WHATEVER.
273
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,865
I HATE MY LIFE.
274
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,867
GAME, SET,
AND MATCH, MOI.
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I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!
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00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,872
KUDOS FOR YOUDOS, MARITA.
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[CHATTERING]
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DOMO ARIGATO,WARHOL.
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[CHATTERING]
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THIS BEAUTIFUL PAIR
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OF RARE HIPPOPOTAMI
TRENDOLIUS
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IS HEADING TOWARD
THEIR PRIMITIVE
JUNGLE DWELLING.
283
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,390
I, MY BEAUTIFUL SELF,
284
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:16,927
GIVE THANKS FOR
BOTTLED PELEGRINGO
MINERAL WATER.
285
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,296
MOI, AUSSI.
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00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,065
I WOULD HATE
TO HAVE TO RESORT
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00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,333
TO DRINKING
RIVER WATER.
288
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,334
PTOOIE!
289
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,768
SHALL WE DO LUNCH?
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00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,738
MARITA, THE EXPRESSION
"DO LUNCH"
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00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,173
IS OUT.
292
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,941
NOW YOU SAY "MEAL."
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00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,077
"MEAL" IS A VERB NOW.
294
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,945
SO, LET'S MEAL.
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00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,280
OOH. AAH.
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00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,283
I DETEST
BEING BEHIND ON
TRENDY SLANG.
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00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,851
BOO-HOO-HOO!
298
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:44,155
WE'RE FALLING
BEHIND, FLAVIO.
299
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,092
NOT ONE SINGLE TREND
HAS STARTED
IN THIS JUNGLE.
300
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,960
JUST LOOK AT
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
301
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,595
JANET FLIPPS,
COME ON DOWN!
302
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,596
[BELCH]
303
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,597
I KNOW.
304
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:57,101
I WANT TO MOVE
TO THE CITY.
305
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,702
THE CITY?
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00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,104
THE CITY?
307
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,107
BUT THE CITY
IS FULL OF DANGER.
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00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,309
AAGGH!
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00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,311
YOU ARE RIGHT,
MY PRINCESS.
310
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,981
WE SHOULD BE WHERE
WANNABES ARE WELCOME.
311
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,684
LET'S MOVE TO THE CITY.
312
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,186
MMM!
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00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,489
FLAVIO, WHAT IS IT?
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00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,491
JUST A LITTLE
MOVING SURPRISE
315
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,060
YOUR HUBBY LOVE
ORDERED
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00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,329
FROM THE SELFISH IMAGE
CATALOG.
317
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,499
OUR RICKSHAW TO RAPTURE.
318
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,138
OHH! A CHOP CHOP CHOPPER!
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00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,141
♪ WE'RE GOING
APARTMENT HUNTING ♪♪
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00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:45,249
OH! MY HIPPOS
ARE LEAVING THE JUNGLE.
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00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,256
OHHHH!
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00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,727
OHHH!
323
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,131
YIPE!
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00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,699
OOF!
325
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,507
OH, LOOK, FLAVIO.
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00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,610
THE WORLD TREND CENTER.
327
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,181
AND THERE'S
THE GUGGENHIP MUSEUM...
328
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:20,884
AND THE BANANA
REPUBLICAN STORE.
329
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,388
OUCH!
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00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,957
I MUST PROTECT MY HIPPOS--
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00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:27,958
OOF!
332
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,394
FROM THE DANGERS
OF THE CITY
333
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,963
AND RETURN THEM
TO THE JUNGLE--OW!
334
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,965
DARLING, WHAT IS THAT
ANNOYING
335
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,602
OOFING, OUCHING SOUND?
336
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,037
THEY JUST DON'T BUILD
THOSE WHIRLYBIRDS
337
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,406
LIKE THEY USED TO,
MY LOVE.
338
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,346
WHEW!
339
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,590
[CREAKING]
340
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,062
CAREFUL. WE JUST
HAD IT DETAILED.
341
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,032
SHALL WE MEAL FIRST?
342
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,935
[MARITA]
NO, NO. LET'S GO FIND
A REALTOR.
343
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,679
AND LET ME BORROW
YOUR JACKET.
344
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,420
MAY I HELP YOU?
345
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,924
WE HAVE DONE
THE JUNGLE,
346
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,926
AND NOW
WE ARE LOOKING
347
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,895
FOR THE PERFECT
CITY DWELLING
APARTMENT.
348
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,831
SORRY, THE CITY'S ALL FULL.
NOTHING AVAILABLE.
349
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,933
GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE.
350
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,535
THAT'S WHERE YOU
SHOULD LIVE.
351
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,636
THANK YOU.
GOODBYE.
352
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,738
PLEASE, WE'LL LOOK
AT ANYTHING.
353
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,739
ANYTHING?
354
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,541
[HONK]
355
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,943
REDECORATING
IS NO PROBLEM.
356
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,379
MY FENG SHUI MASTER
DECORATOR
357
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,715
WORKS MIRACLES WITH FABRICS.
358
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,949
FENG SHUI?
359
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,050
DON'T ASK ME.
360
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,819
MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING...
361
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:05,556
THAT WILL SEND YOU
RUNNING BACK TO THE JUNGLE.
362
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,159
THIS BUILDING FEATURES
COLD FLOORS,
363
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,395
OBSTRUCTED VIEWS,
AND UNCOMFORTABLE SEATING.
364
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,663
SEE? YOU HATE IT.
365
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,432
I LOVE IT!
366
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,235
I LOVE
RETRO INDUSTRIAL.
367
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,469
[GASP]
368
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,938
WHAT A WONDERFUL
DOORWAY SCULPTURE.
369
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,174
UHH!
370
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,212
AND FUNCTIONAL, TOO.
371
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,616
OOH! THAT FEELS GOOD.
372
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,018
AAH!
373
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,389
ACTUALLY, MY DARLING...
374
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,593
RETRO INDUSTRIAL'S
BEEN DONE TO THE GILLS.
375
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,832
OH, POOH.
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT.
376
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,200
OHH...
377
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,404
THIS RUSTIC
FIXER-UPPER PROPERTY
378
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,907
FEATURES ALL
THE AMENITIES OF
AN AUTO JUNKYARD.
379
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,576
SO TELL ME HOW MUCH
YOU LOATHE IT.
380
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,043
AU CONTRAIRE.
381
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:03,113
FASCINATING
MODULAR CONSTRUCTION.
382
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,316
WHAT COLORS!
383
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,118
UH! OOH! OOH!
384
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,590
OHH!
385
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,328
OH, POOH, FLAVIO.
386
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,798
I DON'T THINK
THERE IS ROOM
FOR MY POTTERY WHEEL.
387
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,037
THE LAST AVAILABLE
SPACE IN THE CITY.
388
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,872
VOILA.
389
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,308
IT'S AN UNHEATED CESSPOOL
390
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,809
WITH POOR VENTILATION,
391
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,311
ASBESTOS FUMES, AND--
392
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,479
[HONK HONK]
393
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,851
HEAVY TRAFFIC FLOW.
394
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,286
SO THAT'S IT.
395
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,788
YOU HATE THE CITY.
396
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,056
BACK TO THE JUNGLE WITH YOU.
397
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,958
IT'S TRUE,
FUDGE MUFFIN.
398
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
NOTHING HAS BEEN
AS GOOD
399
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,296
AS OUR JUNGLE HOUSE.
400
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,098
OH, POOH. IT'S TRUE!
401
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,402
NOTHING IS AS TRENDY
AS OUR OLD HOUSE.
402
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:02,139
BABY WANTS HER
JUNGLE HOUSE,
FLAVIO.
403
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,242
THEN IT'S YOURS,
MY PERFECT.
404
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,410
OHH...
405
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,282
OHH.
406
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,918
NOW MY STUDY MAY CONTINUE
407
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,154
IN THE SAFETY
OF THE JUNGLE.
408
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,657
THIS IS THE PERFECT
HOUSE, FLAVIO.
409
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,426
I FEEL SO AT HOME HERE.
410
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,529
[CHATTERING]
411
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,965
ANCHORS AWAY.
412
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,636
[GASP]
413
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,509
NO! COME BACK!
414
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,543
COME BACK!
415
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,119
OVER THERE!
416
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,789
THAT BUILDING
LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
417
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,724
AND IT'S GEOGRAPHICALLY
CORRECT.
418
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,727
I DO SO LOVE
TO SEE YOU HAPPY,
419
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,061
MON AMOUR.
420
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,297
MMM!
421
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,238
AAH!
422
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,811
HOME.
423
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,945
HOME.
424
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,046
HELP.
425
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,153
♪ THE JUNGLE WAS NICE ♪
426
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,222
♪ BUT WAY BEHIND
THE TIMES ♪
427
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,324
♪ FOR TWO
ENDANGERED HIPPOS ♪
428
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,092
♪ WITH HIP
AND TRENDY MINDS ♪
429
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,028
♪ SO THEY FLEW
THEIR RANCH ROOVER ♪
430
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,163
♪ TO THE CITY'S
NEON GLOW ♪
431
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,265
♪ FLAVIO AND MARITA ♪
432
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:42,039
♪ THE HIP HIPPOS ♪♪
433
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,429
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434
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,430
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435
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,966
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00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,934
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00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,104
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