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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ PINKY AND THE BRAINY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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GEE, BRAIN, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?
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SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT--
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TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
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♪ THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ ONE IS A GENIUS ♪
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♪ THE OTHER'S INSANE ♪
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♪ THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE ♪
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♪ THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED ♪
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♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪
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♪ THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN ♪♪
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AT THE DAWN
OF THE 20TH CENTURY,
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RUSSIAN SCIENTIST
IVAN PAVLOV
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TRAINED ANIMALS
THROUGH HIS TECHNIQUE
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OF "CONDITIONED REFLEX."
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TIME TO EARN YOUR DINNER,
MY LITTLE MOUSEY FRIENDS.
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[GONG]
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♪ I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS MY HANDLE,
THIS IS MY SPOUT ♪
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♪ WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT ♪
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♪ TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT ♪♪
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EXCELLENT!
SPLENDID!
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HA HA HA HA!
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EGAD, BRAIN, I COULD WATCH
YOU DO THAT DANCE ALL DAY!
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HA HA! NARF!
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YOU HAVE WATCHED IT
ALL DAY, PINKY.
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61 TIMES.
IT'S A CONDITIONED REFLEX
TO THAT GONG.
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I'M POWERLESS TO STOP IT.
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NEXT!
[DING-A-LING]
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NARF!
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NARF!
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WONDERFUL!
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REALLY KEEN!
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WHATCHA DOING
OVER THERE?
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CONTEMPLATING
YOUR AFTERLIFE, PINKY.
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT,
MY LITTLE FRIENDS.
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I HOPE YOU DREAM
OF CHEESE.
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AT LAST. HE'S GONE.
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NOW WE CAN BEGIN OUR
CONQUEST OF THE WORLD.
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BEHOLD MY LATEST
CREATION, PINKY.
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THE VACUUM-O-NATER!
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IT USES REVERSE AIR PRESSURE
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TO VACUUM
EVERYTHING TOWARD IT.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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UH, YEAH, BRAIN.
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BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA
FIND RUBBER PANTS OUR SIZE?
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NO, PINKY.
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WE'RE GOING TO USE
THE VACUUM-O-NATER
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TO STEAL RUSSIA'S
CROWN JEWELS!
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NARF! GENIUS, BRAIN!
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TURN IT OFF, PINKY!
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OH. RIGHT-O!
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ZORT! OOH!
WILD HAIR-DO, BRAIN!
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HA HA! I LIKE IT.
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NOW I FEEL CLEANSED.
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BUT, BRAIN, AREN'T
THE CROWN JEWELS
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ALWAYS GUARDED
BY GIANT COSSACKS?
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE GUARDS,
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FOR TONIGHT, PINKY,
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AT PRECISELY 1 A.M.,
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THERE'S A TOTAL
LUNAR ECLIPSE.
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THE EARTH'S SHADOW
WILL COMPLETELY
COVER THE MOON
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BLACKING OUT
ST. PETERSBURG
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FOR A PERIOD
OF 30 SECONDS.
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IN THAT BRIEF TIME,
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WE'LL SNEAK PAST
THE CZAR'S GUARDS
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AND STEAL
THE CROWN JEWELS,
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FOR HE WHO CONTROLS
THE JEWELS,
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CONTROLS
MOTHER RUSSIA.
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I THOUGHT
YOUR MOTHER'S NAME
WAS DESIREE.
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SOON, PINKY,
I WILL RULE RUSSIA.
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SO FROM NOW ON,
CALL ME CZAR.
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RIGHT-O, BRAIN.
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EEK! CZAR BRAIN.
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COME ALONG, PINKY.
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CONQUEST AWAITS.
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[GONG]
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♪ I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT ♪
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♪ THIS IS MY HANDLE,
THIS IS MY SPOUT ♪
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♪ WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT ♪
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♪ TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT ♪♪
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THAT WAS FUN,
CZAR BRAIN!
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LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER GO.
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ONLY THIS TIME
WITH FEELING.
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[DING-A-LING-LING]
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NO, PINKY. NOT NOW!
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NARF!
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NARF!
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NARF!
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THAT WAS UNPLEASANT.
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THERE IT IS, PINKY.
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THE CZAR'S
WINTER PALACE,
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WHERE THE CROWN
JEWELS AWAIT.
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WE'RE OFF!
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WE MADE IT
INSIDE, BRAIN.
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CZAR BRAIN.
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CZAR BRAIN.
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YES, PINKY.
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THERE ARE FLEETING MOMENTS
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WHEN I EVEN AMAZE MYSELF.
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[LAUGHTER]
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WHO ELSE BUT ME,
THE CZAR,
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WOULD THINK TO HAVE
AN ECLIPSE PARTY?
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IN A FEW MINUTES,
IT'LL BE TOTALLY
DARK AND SCARY.
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OOOOOH!
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BUT DON'T
ANYONE TOUCH ME.
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I HAVE COOTIES.
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[LAUGHTER]
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BEHOLD THE CROWN JEWELS
OF MOTHER RUSSIA, PINKY.
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WORLD CONQUEST
WILL SOON BE OURS.
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NOW, BRAIN?
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NOT YET.
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WAIT FOR THE
TOTAL ECLIPSE.
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OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
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COMPLETE DARKNESS,
PINKY.
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START THE
VACUUM-O-NATER NOW!
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[GONG]
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[DING-A-LING]
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♪ I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT ♪
NARF!
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♪ THIS IS MY HANDLE, NARF!
THIS IS MY SPOUT ♪
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♪ WHEN I GET
ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT ♪
NARF!
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♪ TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT ♪♪
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NARF!
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NARF!
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THUS ENDS MY TOTAL
ECLIPSE OF THE MOON.
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WHAT?
THE ECLIPSE IS OVER?
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NARF! WHAT HAPPENED,
BRAIN?
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ZORT! I MEAN, CZAR BRAIN.
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WE FAILED AGAIN,
PINKY,
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BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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WHY?
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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO THEN?
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WHAT ELSE? TRY TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪
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♪ THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN ♪♪
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NARF!
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♪ CHICKEN BOO ♪
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♪ WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU? ♪
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♪ YOU DON'T ACT
LIKE THE OTHER CHICKENS DO ♪
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♪ YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS ♪
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♪ BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN ♪
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♪ YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO ♪♪
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ARE YOU DECENT?
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WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE
THE TOAST OF NEW YORK?
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RUMOR HAS IT
YOU DEFECTED
FROM YOUR COUNTRY
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TO JOIN THE NYC BALLET.
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RUMOR ALSO HAS IT
YOU'RE A GIANT CHICKEN.
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT
THE GREAT BOO-RYSHNIKOV
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BEFORE HIS BALLET!
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AWAY, OR I'LL
LEAP AND KICK YOU
WITH MY BONY TOES!
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HA HA HA!
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YOU, A GIANT CHICKEN?
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OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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YOU ARE THE BEST DANCER
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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BUK, BUK, BUK, BUK, BUK...
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BUK-AAH!
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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
SWAN LAKE]
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OHH!
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[GASPS]
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HE'S A CHICKEN!
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A CHICKEN!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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IT'S TRUE!
HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!
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BOO!
BOO!
BOO!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELVES!
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I DID NOT KNOW
HE WAS POULTRY!
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CHEAT!
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I'M TELLING
THE TALK SHOWS!
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[CLUCKING]
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YOU ARE THE WORST DANCER
I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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♪ YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS ♪
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♪ BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN ♪
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♪ YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO ♪♪
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IN 1916,
THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE
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WAS RULED
BY CZAR NICHOLAS II,
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THE LAST IN LINE
OF THE GREAT LEADERS
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AND NOT SO GREAT LEADERS.
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BUT BEHIND THE SCENES,
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THE EVIL MONK RASPUTIN
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WAS CONTROLLING THE CZAR
WITH HYPNOTISM.
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RASPUTIN FORCED THE CZAR
TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTED,
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EVEN THE MOST VILE
OF ACTS.
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♪ I REALLY LIKE RASPUTIN ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T REALIZE ♪
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♪ I ONLY LIKE RASPUTIN ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I AM HYPNOTIZED ♪♪
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HEY!
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WHY, RASPUTIN.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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WE WERE DISCUSSING
MY RAISE, YOUR HIGHNESS.
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WE WERE?
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I GAVE YOU
A RAISE YESTERDAY.
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YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER RAISE,
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AND, UH, A PUPPY.
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YES.
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YES!
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WHY, RASPUTIN,
THERE YOU ARE.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
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I WANT TO GIVE YOU
ANOTHER RAISE AND...
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A PUPPY.
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IF YOU INSIST,
KIND CZAR.
243
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BY CONTROLLING THE CZAR,
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00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,998
RASPUTIN HAD ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY
OVER ALL DECISIONS
245
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,800
AFFECTING
THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT.
246
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[PANTING]
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00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,705
I APPOINT YOU
SECRETARY OF CHEESE,
248
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,874
YOU, KEEPER
OF THE LINT,
249
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,644
AND AS FOR YOU,
KISS MY PUPPY.
250
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,318
AAAHHH!
251
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,854
HE LIKES YOU.
252
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,190
NOW, TAKE HIM POTTY.
BYE-BYE.
253
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,792
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
254
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪♪
255
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,962
WHY, HE'S INSANE.
256
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,531
CZAR, RASPUTIN
IS MAD.
257
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,965
HE'S RUINING THE COUNTRY.
258
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,567
YOU MUST FIRE HIM.
259
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,068
I LIKE HIM.
260
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,038
YOU HAVE A PUPPY
ON YOUR NOSE.
261
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,513
YES, IT SEEMED EVERYONE WAS
POWERLESS AGAINST RASPUTIN,
262
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,315
UNTIL ONE DAY...
263
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,117
OH, MY TOOTH,
MY TOOTH.
264
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,721
OH, WHAT IS TAKING
THE ROYAL DENTISTS SO LONG?
265
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,222
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,290
AT LAST!
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00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,561
♪ IF YOUR LITTLE
TOOTHY'S ACHING ♪
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00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,796
♪ AND YOU'RE
LOW ON DOUGH ♪
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00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,897
♪ USE THE FRIENDLY
CREDIT DENTIST ♪
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♪ CALLED DR. YAKKO ♪♪
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SE HABLA ESPAÑOL.
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00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,606
OHHH!
273
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,575
PLEASE! THE PAIN!
274
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,109
YOU MUST HELP ME.
275
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,712
NOW YOU
JUST RELAX.
276
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,647
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
277
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,981
PREP THE PATIENT.
278
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,985
[GASPS]
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00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,053
THAT'S PREPPY.
280
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,055
MAYBE I'LL GET
ANOTHER DENTIST.
281
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,557
DON'T BE
NERVOUS, KID.
282
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,992
DR. YAKKO'S
THE MOST GENTLE DENTIST
283
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,894
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
284
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,364
IT'S JUST THE DRILL
THAT HURTS.
285
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,001
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE REAL DENTISTS?
286
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,537
TO BE HONEST,
DENTISTRY'S JUST A HOBBY.
287
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,873
WE'RE ACTUALLY
PROFESSIONAL SHRINERS.
288
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,211
OHHHH!
289
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,614
SLOW DOWN!
290
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,616
WHY? EVERYONE ELSE
IS RUSSIAN HERE.
291
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,885
[RIMSHOT]
292
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,821
I DON'T WRITE 'EM.
I JUST SAY 'EM.
293
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,192
SHRINERS, HALT.
294
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,027
WHOA!
295
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,699
THERE. WE'RE READY,
DR. YAKKO.
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00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,700
OPEN.
297
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,134
OH, MY.
298
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,336
OH, MY, MY.
299
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,671
EWW!
300
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,240
OH, THE HUMANITY.
OH, THE HUMANITY.
301
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,710
GO AWAY!
302
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,412
RASPUTIN.
303
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,781
I CHANGED MY MIND.
304
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,783
IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL.
305
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,217
I'M SORRY, PUMPKIN,
306
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,920
BUT THAT TOOTH
HAS TO COME OUT.
307
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,088
WE'RE READY.
WE'RE READY.
308
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,828
COME ON,
MR. SCAREDY MONK.
309
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,397
NO, NO, REALLY.
I FEEL GOOD.
310
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,165
THE TOOTHACHE'S
ALL GONE.
311
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,801
OW!
312
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,736
WE'LL HAVE TO
DEADEN THE PAIN
313
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,270
WITH A LITTLE
ANASTASIA.
314
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,675
OBSCURE JOKE.
ASK YOUR PARENTS.
315
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,010
WAKKO, MY DENTAL
INSTRUMENT, PLEASE.
316
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,846
[TOOT]
317
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,981
HMM, FLAT.
318
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,583
AHH, HERE WE GO.
319
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,118
I REQUIRE THE AID
OF MY ASSISTANTS.
320
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,889
[STRAINING]
321
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,927
THAT TOOTH IS
REALLY IN THERE.
322
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,361
LET'S TRY THE STRING.
323
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,230
OLD-FASHIONED,
BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
324
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,568
ON THE COUNT
OF 3, PULL.
325
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,169
4!
326
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,404
[STRAINING]
327
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,442
[MUMBLING]
328
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,481
UH...
329
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,215
I'LL GET
THE DYNAMITE.
330
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,517
DYNAMITE?
331
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,251
AAH!
332
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,689
WAS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?
333
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,790
AAH!
334
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,527
WAIT UP,
MR. MONK MAN.
335
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,295
WE WANT TO HELP YOU.
336
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,037
I'LL HAVE THE CZAR
ARREST THOSE DENTISTS
337
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,807
AND GET ME
ANOTHER RAISE. CZAR!
338
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,179
THERE'S THE STRING.
339
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,381
HOLD ON.
340
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,149
I'M GOING IN.
341
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,621
I GOT IT!
342
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,823
SHRINERS, HALT!
343
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,569
IT'S A FEW MORE
THAN I WANTED,
344
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,004
BUT I'M PLEASED.
345
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,005
WHAT HAPPENED?
346
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,507
RASPUTIN,
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
347
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,509
THE LAST THING
I REMEMBER
348
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,012
WAS YOU ASKING
FOR A RAISE.
349
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,047
SORRY, RASPUTIN,
NO RAISE.
350
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:08,352
ROOK INFRO MYRE EYES.
351
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:09,353
WHAT?
352
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:13,424
I FRAID ROOK
INFRO MYRE EYES.
353
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,459
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND YOU.
354
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,430
I FRAID ROOK
INFRO MYRE EYES!
355
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,266
DON'T TAKE
THAT TONE WITH ME.
356
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,302
RISTEN STO MYRE,
YOU STUPID CZAR.
357
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,237
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU'RE FIRED.
358
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:31,141
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHY I KEPT YOU AROUND
SO LONG.
359
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,677
GET OUT!
360
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,781
NO LONGER CAPABLE
OF HYPNOTIZING THE CZAR,
361
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,717
RASPUTIN WAS
BANISHED FOREVER,
362
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,219
AND THE CZAR WAS FREE
TO RULE RUSSIA
363
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,988
AS HE DARN WELL PLEASED.
364
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,923
I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH.
365
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,425
RUSSIA OWES YOU
A GREAT DEBT.
366
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:49,426
GOODBYE.
367
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,962
BYE-BYE, CZAR.
368
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,363
WHAT A NICE MAN.
369
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,934
I SEE NOTHING
BUT GOOD THINGS
IN HIS FUTURE.
370
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,436
OF COURSE,
I COULD BE WRONG.
371
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,778
I WILL GIVE YOU BONES.
372
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,447
BONES...BONES.
373
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,883
I MAY BE UGLY,
374
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,551
BUT I'M SMART.
375
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,427
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
376
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,162
TO MAKE
BIZARRE FACES?
377
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,264
TO ENCOURAGE CHILDREN
TO SEND CANDY?
378
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,767
NO. TIME TO LEARN
TODAY'S LESSON.
379
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,702
TO LEARN WHAT IT IS,
380
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,805
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.
381
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,274
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
382
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,645
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
383
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,380
THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...
384
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,883
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AFTER EVERY MEAL.
385
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,886
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE AMERICAN DENTAL
ASSOCIATION.
386
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,956
THAT MAKES ME FEEL
WARM AND SQUISHY.
387
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,991
EITHER THAT
OR I NEED DIAPERS.
388
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,259
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
389
00:19:55,261 --> 00:20:04,935
YIPE!
YIPE!
YIPE!
390
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:37,367
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391
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,704
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00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,192
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393
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,894
LATHER.
394
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:04,895
RINSE.
395
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,929
REPEAT.