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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROS. ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ HERE'S
THE SHOW'S NAMEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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♪ THE HILLS
ARE QUITE FULL ♪
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♪ OF BIG ROCKS
AND BOULDERS ♪
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♪ WITH IGNEOUS ROCK ♪
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♪ SEDIMENTARY, TOO ♪
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♪ THE HILLS
ARE QUITE FULL ♪
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♪ OF BIG ROCKS
AND BOULDERS ♪♪
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HELLO, NURSE!
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NICE SINGING!
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HEY, WANT TO WATCH ME
PRETEND TO THROW UP?
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[GAGGING]
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UH, HAVE YOU SEEN
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ANY THREE LITTLE KIDS
AROUND HERE ANYWHERES?
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THEY WENT THAT WAY.
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OH, THANKS.
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HEY, BY THE WAY, I REALLY
LIKES YOUR SINGINGS.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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TAKE THE WORD ANIMAL,
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TRANSPOSE THE LETTERS
"N" AND "M,"
AND IT'S AMINAL.
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IN A NUTSHELL,
THAT'S COMEDY.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.
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AND THE WARNER SISTER.
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KIDS, LOOK.
LET'S NOT WASTE TIME.
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I'M A BUSY MAN.
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I GOT A MOVIE TO DIRECT
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AND COMEDY
TO PLAN AND PLOT.
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I'M A COMEDY GENIUS.
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LOUIE'S A GENIUS, TOO.
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GIVE HIM YOUR MUSIC.
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MUSIC?
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FOR THE AUDITION,
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YOU SWEET
WEIRD-LOOKING KID.
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YOU WANT TO AUDITION
OR TALK ALL DAY?
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GIVEN THE OPTIONS,
WE'LL AUDITION.
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WAKKO,
THE MUSIC, PLEASE.
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♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ARE WE ♪
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♪ PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL
WELL CAN BE ♪
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♪ FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH GIRLISH GLEE ♪
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♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING IS
A SOURCE OF FUN ♪
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♪ NOBODY'S SAFE
'CAUSE WE CARE FOR NONE ♪
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♪ LIFE IS A JOKE
THAT HAS JUST BEGUN ♪
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♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ♪♪
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I'M BOWLED OVER.
THAT IS GOOD STUFF.
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YOU KIDS GOT IT.
YOU GOT THAT SOMETHING,
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THAT SPECIAL ZINGY THING
THAT COMES FROM HERE.
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THAT'S
A SPAGHETTI STAIN.
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YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
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THAT'S CLEVER.
YOU'RE WAKKO.
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NO, THIS IS WAKKO.
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YOU'RE FUNNY.
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NO. I'M YAKKO,
AND THAT'S DOT.
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HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE?
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OH, I LOVE THESE KIDS.
THEY'RE SO FUNNY.
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NICE KIDS THAT LOOK
LIKE PUPPIES. FLAMEEL!
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WHERE YOU
NUTTY FUNSTERS GOING?
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JAN MURRAY'S HOUSE?
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN MY MOVIE.
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MOVIE?
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WHO WERE YOU
LOOKING AT?
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THE PEOPLE
WATCHING ON TV.
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PEOPLES? WHAT PEOPLES?
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HELLO, NICE PEOPLE
IN THE TV!
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I DON'T SEE ANY.
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WHERE'D YOU GO?
THERE YOU ARE.
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NICE KIDS,
WE'RE WITH A MOVIE,
GONNA DO A THING!
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AAAAH!
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DUH, WHERE ARE THEY?
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O.K., MR. PENZOIL HEAD,
WE'RE CONVINCED.
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WE'LL DO YOUR MOVIE.
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OH, YOU'LL DO--
THE MOV--YOU'LL DO THE--
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HAPPY--I AM--
SO MUCH. OYL!
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BE AFRAID.
BE VERY AFRAID.
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HERE'S THE FIRST SCENE.
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A LADY'S GOING TO WANT SHOES
THAT ARE TOO SMALL.
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SO?
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SO THAT'S FUNNY,
MY LITTLE KID
WITH THE CHEEKS.
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LET'S DO IT.
MORTY, ROLL IT.
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ACTION!
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HELLO, LARGE NURSE!
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I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE
SOME SHOES, PLEASE.
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WHAT A BIG FEET
YOU HAVE.
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WAKKO, GET HER
A SIZE 16.
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NO. I WANT A SIZE 6.
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HEH HEH HEH.
COURTESY LAUGH.
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WAKKO, GET THIS WOMAN
A SIZE 6.
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CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!
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SWEETHEARTS, WHAT'S WITH
THE SHOE STRETCHING?
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THAT'S FUNNY HO HO.
I WANT FUNNY HA HA.
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YEAH, BUT--
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PLEASE DON'T SPEAK.
I'M DIRECTING.
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I'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY
FOR YEARS.
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THE KEY IS THE PROPENSITY
OF THE KNOWN
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AGAINST THE BACKDROP
OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS.
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HERE'S HOW I'D DO
THAT SCENE. GO SIT.
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NICE LADY!
A SIZE 6 IS TOO SMALL
FOR YOUR FAT FOOT.
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DON'T WITH THE HITTING!
I'LL MAKE IT SHOULD FIT!
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[BABBLING]
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SEE? NOW, THAT'S FUNNY.
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YOU KIDS DO IT
LIKE THAT.
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MORTY, ROLL IT.
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ACTION!
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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!
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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!
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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!
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NICE LADY!
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OH, LADY! OH, LADY!
OH, LADY!
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AAAAH!
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NICE LADY!
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CUT, CUT,
CUT, CUT!
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WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
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YOU KIDS ARE TERRIBLE.
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WE HAVE A DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION.
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IF YOU CAN DO IT BETTER,
THEN YOU DIRECT.
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O.K.!
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SWEETHEART, IN THIS SCENE,
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WE DON'T WANT FUNNY HA HA,
WE WANT FUNNY UH-OH.
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WHAT'S FUNNY UH-OH?
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UH-OH?
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ALL RIGHT,
IN THIS SCENE...
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OY! TOO LOUD.
MAKE WITH A WHISPER.
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DON'T WITH
THE LOUD MAKER TALK.
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SWEETHEART,
WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE TRAGIC ENDING
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TO THE MOVIE
OLD SCREAMER,
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ABOUT A BOY'S LOVE
FOR HIS SICK, OLD DOG.
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I'M THE BOY?
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NO. YOU'RE THE DOG.
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AND...ACTION!
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OH! OH! OLD SCREAMER,
YOU'RE SO VERY SICK.
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BARK. WOOF. BARK.
FROYNLAVEN.
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OH,
MY CHILD WAKKO BOY.
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IT'S BEST THAT
WE PUT OLD SCREAMER
OUT OF HIS MISERY.
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NO, BARK. WOOF. NO!
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BUT, MA,
HOW WILL I EVER LIVE
WITHOUT OLD SCREAMER?
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YEAH, BARK!
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BECAUSE I BOUGHT YOU
THIS NEW CUDDLY PUPPY.
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[ARF ARF]
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OH, A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY.
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GOODBYE, OLD SCREAMER.
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OW...BARK. HURT.
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I SHOULD GO HOME.
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PLEASE DON'T SPEAK.
I'M DIRECTING.
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WHOA. NO MORE WITH
THE THING OF LOUD.
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NOW,
IN THIS NEXT SCENE,
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YOU'RE
THE FAMOUS ARCHEOLOGIST
ILLINOIS SMITH.
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO
GRAB THE ANCIENT
BOWL OF SURPRISE.
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AND...ACTION!
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HURRY, ILLY.
THE MONSTER'S COMING.
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MONSTER?
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WITH TEETH AND PAWS?
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GRRRR!
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GRRRR!
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OH, MONSTER!
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PROTECT ME, ILLY!
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I'M FRIGHTENED!
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YOU'RE FRIGHTENED?
I HAVE TO POTTY!
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ILLY, USE YOUR WHIP!
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I THINK IT'S
A NOT-WORKING WHIP!
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HOYL!
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GRRRR.
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HOYL!
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CUT, CUT, CUT.
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THE ROCKS FALL DOWN,
GO BOOM.
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THAT WAS GOOD,
BUT...AHHHH, I WANT
TO DO IT AGAIN.
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MORE AGAIN? TO DO OVER
WITH THE HURTING?
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I HAVE TO GO.
I GOT TO LEAVE.
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SHOULDN'T--YES--
TO GO. MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T WORK TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE GOOD, BUT
NOT FOR ME TO WORK.
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LEAVE I SHOULD.
BYE, I GO.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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YEAH. GOING IS GOOD.
STAYING IS BAD.
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BYE.
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[CRASHING]
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THAT MAN IS A GENIUS.
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♪ THE JUNGLE WAS NICE
BUT WAY BEHIND THE TIMES ♪
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♪ FOR TWO ENDANGERED HIPPOS
WITH HIP AND TRENDY MINDS ♪
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♪ SO THEY FLEW
THEIR RANCH ROOVER ♪
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♪ TO THE CITY'S NEON GLOW ♪
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♪ FAVIO AND MARITA,
THE HIP HIPPOS ♪♪
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SIR?
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I'M HUNGRY.
I MUST MEAL.
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APPLE ME.
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HMM. UM. MM-MMM.
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GRAPE ME.
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BANANA ME.
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CAN'T YOU CLEAN
WITHOUT BEING SEEN?
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MUM?
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YOU ARE SKINNY,
VERY SKINNY,
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AND IT IS CONFUSING
TO MY PULSE RATE.
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WHOOAAA!
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OOH! AAAH!
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MUM, SIR...
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I QUIT!
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♪ FLAVIO,
FLAVIO, FLAVIO ♪
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♪ MARITA, MARITA, MARITA ♪
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♪ AAH ♪
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♪ WHAT SHALL WE DO? ♪
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♪ WHAT WILL BECOME
OF US TWO? ♪
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♪ THE HELP IS GONE ♪
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♪ THE MAID IS THROUGH ♪
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♪ WHAT WILL BECOME
OF US TWO? ♪
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UH-OH. NOW WHO'LL
CLEAN OUR CAGES?
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♪ I'M CALLING UP
THE AGENCY ♪
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♪ TO FIND
A NEW HOUSEKEEPER ♪
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♪ SHE'S CALLING UP
THE AGENCY ♪
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♪ TO FIND
A NEW HOUSEKEEPER ♪
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♪ A CHAMBERMAID,
A GOURMET CHEF ♪
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♪ A TRENDY
CARPET SWEEPER ♪
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♪ A CHAMBERMAID,
A GOURMET CHEF ♪
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♪ A TRENDY
CARPET SWEEPER ♪
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WHY ARE YOU REPEATING
EVERYTHING I AM SINGING?
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♪ WHY AM I REPEATING
EVERYTHING THAT YOU-- ♪
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I DO NOT KNOW.
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[MAN ON TELEPHONE
HUMMING]
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♪ HELLO, HELLO,
MARITA HIPPO HERE ♪
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00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,267
♪ I'M HAVING
AN EMERGENCY ♪
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00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,969
♪ MY LIFE IS FILLED
WITH URGENCY ♪
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00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:01,405
♪ WE NEED TO HIRE
A SERVANT, SEE! ♪
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♪ WE NEED
A NEW HOUSEKEEPER ♪
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[MAN HUMMING]
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BUT--BUT...
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OH...VERY WELL.
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MARITA, MY POOR
WILTING LILY.
WHAT IS THE MATTER?
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THEY CANNOT SEND US
A NEW MAID UNTIL...
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MONDAY MORNING.
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MONDAY MORNING?
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00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,735
♪ WHAT SHALL WE DO? ♪
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00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:35,639
♪ WHAT WILL BECOME
OF US TWO? ♪
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00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:43,014
HAVE NO FEAR,
MARITA DEAR.
I HAVE A PLAN.
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PRAY TELL, FLAVIO!
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♪ I'LL DO THE WINDOWS ♪
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♪ AND PUSH THE VACUUM ♪
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♪ POLISH THE PARLOR ♪
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♪ SCRUB OUT THE BATHROOM ♪
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OH, THIS IS HARD.
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♪ I WILL NOT WORRY,
I WILL NOT FEAR ♪
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♪ I'LL DO LAUNDRY
UNTIL HELP IS HERE ♪
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♪ FOLD THE TOWELS
AND STARCH THE SHIRTS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL DO LAUNDRY
UNTIL IT HURTS ♪
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¡AY!
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THIS IS REALLY
NOT SO AMUSING.
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♪ DINNER IS EASY,
SIMPLE LIKE A DREAM ♪
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♪ CLEANING THE CHICKEN ♪
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00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,081
♪ SCRUBBING THE BEANS ♪
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♪ ADD-A TWO TABLESPOONS
INTO A POT ♪
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♪ STIR-FRY UNTIL HOT ♪
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PERHAPS NEXT TIME,
WE TAKE OUT CHINESE.
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[GONG]
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♪ POOR LITTLE HIPPOS,
HUSBAND AND WIFE ♪
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00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,186
♪ THEY HAVEN'T A CLUE,
THEY HAVEN'T A LIFE ♪
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♪ A TRAGIC CONCLUSION,
SEE HOW THEY CRY ♪
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00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,960
♪ POOR HIPPOPOTAMI ♪
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00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,795
♪ WHAT WILL WE DO? ♪
291
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:43,100
♪ WHAT WILL BECOME
OF ME AND YOU? ♪
292
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,107
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,416
I FORGOT MY FEATHER DUSTER.
294
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,986
♪ WE REALIZE
WE'VE BEEN WRONG ♪
295
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,088
♪ WE'VE TREATED YOU
UNFAIR ♪
296
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,622
♪ HOW CAN
WE MAKE IT UP ♪
297
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,426
♪ AND SHOW YOU
HOW WE CARE? ♪
298
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,227
♪ COME CLEAN FOR US,
COME CLEAN FOR US ♪
299
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,762
♪ COME BACK
AND CLEAN FOR US ♪
300
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,197
♪ WE'LL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU ASK ♪
301
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,033
♪ JUST SAY
YOU'LL CLEAN FOR US ♪
302
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,840
OH, ALL RIGHT.
303
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,977
♪ SHE'LL CLEAN FOR US,
SHE'LL CLEAN FOR US ♪
304
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,478
♪ SHE SAID SHE REALLY WILL ♪
305
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,880
♪ A HAPPY ENDING, EVERYONE ♪
306
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,350
♪ SHE SAID SHE'LL CLEAN ♪
307
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:36,520
♪ FOR US ♪♪
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00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,158
THERE'S A TWIST--
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AN OPERA
WITH A HAPPY ENDING.
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00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,033
♪ THE CRANKIEST
OF CREATURES ♪
311
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,734
♪ IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ♪
312
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,272
♪ OUR NEXT CARTOON FEATURES
SLAPPY THE SQUIRREL ♪
313
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,974
AH, ENOUGH WITH
THE SINGING ALREADY.
314
00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:00,577
♪ THAT'S SLAPPY ♪♪
315
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:18,262
♪ IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
316
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,565
♪ THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
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00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,235
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
318
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,005
♪ HAS A PRETTY LITTLE FLOWER
BED OF WHITE GARDENIAS ♪
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00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,741
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
320
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,045
♪ BUT PARKED IN
A RICKETY OLD GARAGE ♪
321
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:39,083
♪ THERE'S A BRAND-NEW SHINY
RED SUPERSTOCKED DODGE ♪
322
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,320
♪ AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY MEANER ♪
323
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,689
♪ THAN THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
324
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,058
♪ SHE DRIVES REAL FAST ♪
325
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,659
♪ AND SHE
DRIVES REAL HARD ♪
326
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,695
♪ SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO BOULEVARD ♪
327
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:58,069
♪ IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
328
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,770
♪ IF YOU SEE HER
ON THE STREET ♪
329
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,173
♪ DON'T TRY TO CHASE HER ♪
330
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,641
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
331
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,143
♪ YOU MIGHT DRIVE A GOER ♪
332
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,379
♪ BUT YOU'LL NEVER
LOSE HER ♪
333
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,315
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
334
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,816
♪ SHE'S GONNA GET
A TICKET NOW ♪
335
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,518
♪ SOONER OR LATER ♪
336
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,619
♪ 'CAUSE SHE CAN'T
KEEP HER FOOT ♪
337
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,855
♪ OFF THE ACCELERATOR ♪
338
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,656
[VROOM VROOM]
339
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,460
♪ AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY MEANER ♪
340
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,796
♪ THAN THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
341
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,998
♪ SHE DRIVES REAL FAST ♪
342
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,466
♪ AND SHE
DRIVES REAL HARD ♪
343
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,635
♪ SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO BOULEVARD ♪
344
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:38,709
♪ IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
345
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,915
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
346
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,188
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
347
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,591
♪ THE GUYS COME TO RACE HER
FROM MILES AROUND ♪
348
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,759
♪ BUT SHE'LL GIVE 'EM
A LENGTH ♪
349
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:59,763
♪ THEN SHE'LL
SHUT 'EM DOWN ♪
350
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,566
♪ AND EVERYBODY'S SAYIN'
THAT THERE'S NOBODY MEANER ♪
351
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:06,003
♪ THAN THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
352
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,271
♪ SHE DRIVES REAL FAST ♪
353
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,440
♪ AND SHE
DRIVES REAL HARD ♪
354
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,410
♪ SHE'S THE TERROR
OF COLORADO BOULEVARD ♪
355
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:17,348
♪ IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY
FROM PASADENA ♪
356
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,816
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
357
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:23,921
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
358
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,323
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO ♪
359
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,927
AND I NEVER TOOK
A LESSON IN MY LIFE.
360
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,863
[SIRENS]
361
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:38,969
♪ GO, GRANNY, GO, GRANNY,
GO, GRANNY, GO... ♪♪
362
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,525
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00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,262
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00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,931
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