1 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:09,975 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪ 2 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:12,544 ♪ AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 3 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,179 ♪ SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX ♪ 4 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,015 ♪ YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪ 5 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,384 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,185 ♪ COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪ 7 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,520 ♪ AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT ♪ 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,055 ♪ JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND ♪ 9 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,789 ♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪ 10 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:25,891 ♪ THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER ♪ 11 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,459 ♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪ 12 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,960 ♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪ 13 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,362 ♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT ♪ 14 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,697 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 15 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,765 ♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪ 16 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,834 ♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪ 17 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,202 ♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS ♪ 18 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,104 ♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX ♪ 19 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:42,041 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 20 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,175 ♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪ 21 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,809 ♪ WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE ♪ 22 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,045 ♪ GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER ♪ 23 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,679 ♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE ♪ 24 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪ 25 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,582 ♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪ 26 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,217 ♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪ 27 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,618 ♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪ 28 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,921 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 29 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:59,158 ♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS ♪ 30 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,592 ♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 31 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,227 ♪ THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS ♪ 32 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,628 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪ 33 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,230 ♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪ 34 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,631 ♪ CITIZEN KANE-Y ♪ 35 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,867 ♪ ANIMANIACS ♪ 36 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,436 ♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪ 37 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:16,108 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 38 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,476 [POPPING] 39 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,410 700 BIG ONES. 40 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,512 HEE HEE HEE HEE. 41 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,380 HEE HEE HEE. 42 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,283 EXCUSE ME. 43 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,286 HI, NEIGHBOR. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 44 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,788 WHAT IS THIS? 45 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,823 WELL, THIS, UH, THING-- 46 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,191 IT'S A--A GRIBBLE REFINER. 47 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,893 VERY VALUABLE. ONE OF A KIND. 48 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,362 WHAT'S A GRIBBLE REFINER? 49 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:13,365 WHAT'S A--YOU REFINE GRIBBLE WITH IT. 50 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:16,201 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT. MAKE YOUR OWN. 51 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:17,869 ENOUGH GRIBBLE FOR EVERYONE. 52 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,270 WOW! I'LL TAKE IT. 53 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,339 GOOD MAN. 54 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,541 THAT'S $19.95 PLUS TAX, LICENSE, 55 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,542 DESTINATION FEE, 56 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,377 SHIPPING AND HANDLING-- 57 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,879 WHOOPS! I FORGOT RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT. 58 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,881 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 59 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,717 BYE-BYE! 60 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,718 EXCUSE ME. 61 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,321 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 62 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,391 I BOUGHT THIS FROM YOUR GARAGE SALE. 63 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,461 WHEN I GOT IT HOME, IT FELL APART. 64 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,496 IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. 65 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,365 OH, NO. IT'S BROKEN, 66 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,933 AND I'D LIKE MY MONEY BACK. 67 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,803 TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. LET'S COMPROMISE. 68 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,005 NO REFUNDS! 69 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,545 THAT WAS RUDE. 70 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:01,480 "GARAGE SALE." 71 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,014 MUST BE THIS WAY. 72 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,351 HELLO, LADY IN THE TREE. 73 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,319 WHAT A CHARMING LAD. 74 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,389 WELL, SIBS, THERE IT IS. 75 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,124 THE GARAGE SALE. 76 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,994 THAT'S THE BEST GARAGE I'VE EVER SEEN. 77 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,462 IT'S WONDERFUL. 78 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:21,032 WOW! ARE WE REALLY GOING TO BUY IT, YAKKO? 79 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,802 IT'S A GARAGE SALE, ISN'T IT? COME ON. 80 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,807 22 FEET LONG. 81 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,450 10 FEET TALL. 82 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,625 IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE, YAKKO. 83 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:50,395 LOOK. IT FITS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE TOWER. 84 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,099 HEY, THE OWNER'S COMING. 85 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,469 REMEMBER, SIBS, 86 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,838 DON'T LET HIM KNOW WE'RE INTERESTED, 87 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,841 OR WE WON'T GET A GOOD DEAL. 88 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,543 [WHISTLING ANIMANIACS THEME] 89 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,916 WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING? 90 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,518 NAH. IT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 91 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,586 IT'S--IT'S ALL WRONG. 92 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,956 YOU'D HAVE TO PAY US TO TAKE IT AWAY. 93 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:21,025 BUT WE COULD SEE OUR WAY CLEAR 94 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,495 TO PAY...UM, WHAT'S FAIR, 26 CENTS? 95 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,263 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 96 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,165 WE'RE NOT HERE TO HAGGLE. 97 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,668 26 CENTS IS OUR FINAL OFFER. 98 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,336 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 99 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,305 TAKE IT. OH, TAKE IT. PLEASE. 100 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,440 OR NOT. 101 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,575 I DON'T CARE. 102 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,076 YOU KIDS ARE CRAZY. 103 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,711 GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY. 104 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:43,515 27 CENTS. THAT'S OUR FINAL OFFER FOR THIS GARAGE. 105 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:44,883 YOU'LL HAVE TO SELL 106 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,184 YOUR DON KNOTTS VIDEOS. 107 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,185 BOO HOO. 108 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,688 THE GARAGE IS NOT FOR SALE. 109 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:52,190 OOH! CAN I PRESS THE BUTTON? 110 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,191 NO! 111 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,927 OH, PLEASE? PLEASE? 112 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,930 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 113 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:02,033 DON'T WORRY, MISTER. I'LL FIX IT LIKE NEW. 114 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,468 GIVE ME THAT BACK. 115 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,538 I'LL FIX IT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 116 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,939 HOW ABOUT IT? 27 CENTS? 117 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,941 MY GARAGE ISN'T FOR SALE. 118 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,277 IT'S WORTH AT LEAST $20,000. 119 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,814 FINE. LET'S MEET IN THE MIDDLE. 120 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,815 28 CENTS. 121 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,717 WHY, YOU LITTLE... 122 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,151 GET OUT OF HERE! 123 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,221 NOT UNTIL YOU SELL US THE GARAGE. 124 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:26,457 FABOO! 125 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,736 ALMOST GOT IT FIXED. 126 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,974 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, YAKKO? 127 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,977 I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO SELL. 128 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:49,014 WE'LL HAVE TO TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH. 129 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,049 THAT'LL BE ENOUGH OF THAT. 130 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,117 EVERY BOY NEEDS A HOBBY. 131 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:56,120 IT'S BROKEN. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 132 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,558 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 133 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,127 MAY I HELP YOU? 134 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,964 WARNER'S THE NAME. AUCTIONS ARE MY GAME. 135 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:09,534 THIS IS A NICE GARAGE. I CAN GET TOP DOLLAR. 136 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,735 WHAT? 137 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,638 WE'LL AUCTION IT OFF TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. 138 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,040 OOH! YOU'LL BE RICH. 139 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,175 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 140 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,610 I DON'T THINK-- 141 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,678 GOOD MAN. 142 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,847 I'LL START THE BIDDING AT 25 CENTS. 143 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:23,848 25 CENTS. 144 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,850 25. DO I HEAR 26? 145 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,886 26 CENTS. 146 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,121 26. DO I HEAR 27? 147 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,856 27 CENTS. 148 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,758 27 CENTS. 149 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,128 27 CENTS GOING ONCE, TWICE... 150 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,529 SOLD! 151 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,865 HOO! YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. 152 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:41,866 YOU! 153 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:42,867 WHO? 154 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,435 GET OUT OF HERE! 155 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:45,971 THAT'S HIM, OFFICER. 156 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,940 THESE PEOPLE TELL ME YOU WON'T GIVE REFUNDS. 157 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,376 BUT, OFFICER, I'VE GIVEN ALL MY PROFITS TO CHARITY. 158 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:56,114 I HAVE NO MONEY. 159 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,116 [LAUGHING] 160 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,951 GET THE MONEY! 161 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,168 PLFFTT! 162 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,671 [SOBBING] 163 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,205 I'M PENNILESS, 164 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,273 BROKE, NOTHING! 165 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,410 SAY, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE 26 CENTS? 166 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,352 OUR VERY OWN GARAGE. 167 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,520 GUESS WHAT? 168 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:43,394 TOMORROW SOME GUY'S HAVING A YARD SALE. 169 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,497 LET'S READ OUR FORTUNES. 170 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,569 THE HOTEL OF YOUR MIND HAS MANY VACANCIES. 171 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,605 YOU ARE CUTE AND CAN'T HELP IT. 172 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,975 WHAT'S YOURS SAY, WAKKO? 173 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,943 I DIDN'T GET A FORTUNE. 174 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,345 WHAT'D YOU GET? 175 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,346 SOMETHING BETTER. 176 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,248 THE NEXT CARTOON. 177 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,273 [SNAP] 178 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,274 [SNAP] 179 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,741 [SNAP] 180 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,851 [SQUIT] AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER, 181 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,288 I ALWAYS WANTED TO FALL IN LOVE, 182 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,790 BUT WE WERE ALWAYS TOO BUSY 183 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,858 FIGHTING TO PROTECT OUR TERRITORY 184 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,360 FROM THE SPARROWS, 185 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,164 ESPECIALLY THE STATUE OF MARTIN SCORSESE. 186 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:58,369 NO BIRD COULD PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD 187 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,039 UNLESS HE WAS A GOODFEATHER, 188 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,474 AND AS LONG AS THE SPARROWS 189 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,809 KEPT TRYING TO TAKE THE STATUE, 190 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,978 LOVE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT. 191 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,929 BEAT IT! BEAT IT! 192 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:32,070 THE STATUE IS ALL YOURS FOR NOW, PIGEONS. 193 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,372 ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN. 194 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,484 [SNAP SNAP] 195 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,319 [MEOW] 196 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,320 KRUPKITTY! 197 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,055 [MEOW] 198 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,893 [GRRR] 199 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,436 GO EAT THE SPARROWS, YOU CREEP! 200 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,873 THEM SPARROWS DON'T GIVE US NO RESPECT, BOBBY. 201 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,341 BOTTA BANG. NO RESPECT. 202 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,310 YOU'RE SAYING IT. 203 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,944 WHAT AM I SAYING? 204 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,980 YOU'RE SAYING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 205 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,383 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 206 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,885 I'M SAYING AT THE BIRD DANCE, 207 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,454 WE ASK THE SPARROWS TO RUMBLE. 208 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,390 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT. 209 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,459 I WANT TO DANCE, FALL IN LOVE. 210 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,894 SQUIT, YOU'RE A CHICKEN. 211 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:33,464 [BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK] 212 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,899 ARE YOU CLUCKING AT ME? 213 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,300 ARE YOU CLUCKING AT ME? 214 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,469 NO, I'M CLUCKING AT SQUIT. 215 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,239 HE WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE. 216 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,411 NOT TONIGHT, SQUIT. TONIGHT WE RUMBLE. 217 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,478 BEAT IT! 218 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,713 ♪ HERE COME THE GOODFEATHERS ♪ 219 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:50,948 ♪ COOING AT YOU ♪ 220 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,051 ♪ THAT NO SPARROW CAN PERCH ♪ 221 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,019 ♪ ON SCORSESE'S STATUE ♪ 222 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,654 ♪ ON OUR EVERLOVIN' ♪ 223 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,289 ♪ BEAKIN', BUGGIN' ♪ 224 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,459 ♪ STATUE ♪ 225 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,327 ♪ GOODFEATHERS ♪♪ 226 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,328 OW! OW! 227 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,931 OH! LET ME OUT OF HERE! 228 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,604 [PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC] 229 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,581 I LOVE YOU. 230 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,382 I LOVE YOU BACK. 231 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:02,320 SOME DAY, I WANT YOU TO MIGRATE WITH ME. 232 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,721 O.K. 233 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,364 HEY, STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER, SQUIT. 234 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,066 CHICKIEBUTT, TAKE CARLOOTA HOME. 235 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,640 CARLOOTA. 236 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,575 OH. 237 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,510 [COOING] 238 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,012 NOODLES, YOU WANT TO RUMBLE? 239 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,114 YEAH. WE WILL RUMBLE WITH YOU. 240 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,616 THEN WE RUMBLE. 241 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,618 UNDER THE STATUE AROUND 10:15. 242 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,620 NO WEAPONS. CAPISCE? 243 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,820 WHAT WEAPONS? 244 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,322 AY, YO, HUH? 245 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,323 NO WEAPONS. 246 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,824 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 247 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:41,892 NO WEAPONS. 248 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:48,299 HEY, WE RUMBLE. GET THE WEAPONS. 249 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,575 HELLO DOWN THERE, SQUIT. 250 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,578 CARLOOTA, MEET ME AT THE SCORSESE STATUE 251 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,480 AROUND 10:43. 252 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,249 WHY WAIT? WE'LL MIGRATE TONIGHT. 253 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,551 O.K. 254 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,887 OH, CARLOOTA. 255 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,622 ♪ CARLOOTA ♪ 256 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,993 ♪ I JUST MET A BIRD NAMED CARLOOTA ♪ 257 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,795 ♪ AND PLEASE DON'T THINK ME RUDE ♪ 258 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,763 ♪ BUT I THINK I'D LIKE TO BROOD ♪ 259 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:23,967 ♪ WITH CARLOOTA ♪ 260 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,803 ♪ CARLOOTA ♪ 261 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,740 ♪ CARLOOTA ♪ 262 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:36,113 ♪ CARLOOTA ♪♪ 263 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:40,951 I GOT TO CUT DOWN ON ME COLORATURA. 264 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,198 CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE THEM PIGEONS 265 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,866 TO MY MEGA-BEAK. 266 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,236 WHY DO YOU FIGHT ALL THE TIME? 267 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,272 'CAUSE THOSE PIGEONS THINK THEY GOT IT ALL. 268 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,140 THEY DO GOT THE STATUE. 269 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,443 WHEN WE TAKE THE STATUE, 270 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,611 WE'LL RULE THE ROOST. 271 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,447 WE WANT TO STAY ON THE ROOFTOP. 272 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,781 WE DON'T. 273 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,251 ♪ WE'D LIKE TO PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD ♪ 274 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,319 ♪ WHY CAN'T WE PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD? ♪ 275 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,187 ♪ GOODFEATHERS PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD ♪ 276 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,224 ♪ SPARROWS SHOULD PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD ♪ 277 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,294 ♪ ON THE ROOFTOP WE GET LOTS OF SUNSHINE ♪ 278 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,063 ♪ WE DON'T WANT TO PERCH ON A CLOTHESLINE ♪ 279 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,898 ♪ UP HERE WE HAVE A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW ♪ 280 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,167 ♪ HUMANS DROP FOOD BY THE STATUE ♪ 281 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,270 ♪ WE'D LIKE TO PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD ♪ 282 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,639 ♪ WHY CAN'T WE PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD? ♪ 283 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,540 ♪ GOODFEATHERS PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD ♪ 284 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,477 ♪ WE WANT TO PERCH ON SCORSESE'S HEAD ♪♪ 285 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,978 [CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP] 286 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:49,754 AI! AI! AI! 287 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:56,361 LOOK AT MR. WHAT-A-DIFFERENCE A-DAY-MAKES. 288 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,464 SPIFFING UP FOR THE RUMBLE, SQUIT? 289 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,032 NO. I HAVE A DATE WITH CARLOOTA. 290 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,969 THERE'S NO BIRD IN THE CITY LIKE CARLOOTA. 291 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:05,970 AROUND HER... 292 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,840 ♪ I FEEL FEATHERY ♪ 293 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,975 ♪ OH, SO FEATHERY ♪ 294 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,979 ♪ ALL MY PLUMAGE IS STANDING UP TALL ♪ 295 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,447 ♪ I'M NO PEACOCK ♪ 296 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:22,086 ♪ BUT IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL ♪ 297 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,789 ♪ WHO'S THAT HANDSOME SQUAB IN THE MIRROR THERE? ♪ 298 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,890 ♪ WHAT SQUAB? WHERE? WHO? ♪ 299 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,459 ♪ WHO CAN THAT ATTRACTIVE BIRD BE? ♪ 300 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,960 ♪ WHICH ONE? WHERE? WHO? ♪ 301 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:30,961 ♪ CHIRP QUACK ♪ 302 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,029 ♪ CAW CLUCK ♪ 303 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,899 ♪ IT'S ME ♪ 304 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,934 ♪ I FEEL FEATHERY ♪ 305 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,436 ♪ OH, SO FEATHERY ♪ 306 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,937 ♪ LIKE A FLEDGLING ♪ 307 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,874 ♪ A SOFT, DOWNY DOVE ♪ 308 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,842 ♪ OH, THIS PIGEON ♪ 309 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:51,449 ♪ HANDSOME PIGEON'S ALL PUFFED UP WITH LOVE ♪♪ 310 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,263 [COO COO] 311 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,465 [COO] 312 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,869 [CHIRP CHIRP] 313 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,187 AAH! 314 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,724 OH, MAN! OH, MAN! 315 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,694 HE'S WEARING THE ACME MEGA-BEAK OVER HERE. 316 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:57,281 COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE. 317 00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:00,317 SQUIT BEAKED NOODLES. 318 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,318 [ROWRR] 319 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,253 IT'S KRUPKITTY! 320 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,890 FLY FOR YOUR LIVES! 321 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,866 ♪ NO, NO ♪ 322 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,402 ♪ KRUPKITTY, NO ♪♪ 323 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,306 THAT'S IT. 324 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,977 I'M STICKING TO A CRESCENDO-FREE DIET OF MUTE MICE. 325 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,820 GODPIGEON. 326 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,460 WHAT? I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. 327 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,696 UH, CAR. CARLOOTA? 328 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,734 BEAKED? 329 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,769 CARLOOTA GOT BEAKED? 330 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,942 IT WAS CHICKIEBUTT, WASN'T IT? 331 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,810 HE THINKS I BEAKED NOODLES, 332 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:03,380 AND HE BEAKED THE ONE I LOVE FOR REVENGE. 333 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,448 [MUMBLING] 334 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,856 SQUIT? 335 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,831 CARLOOTA. 336 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,833 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEAKED. 337 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,334 SILLY PIGEON. 338 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,336 COME, LET US MIGRATE AND-- 339 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,905 [SPARROWS CHIRP] 340 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,843 HUH? 341 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,511 JOHNNY! 342 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,958 MY JOHNNY FLEW THE COOP THREE DAYS AGO, 343 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,525 BUT HE'S BACK. 344 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,600 SORRY, SQUIT. 345 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,603 IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT ANYWAYS 346 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,971 'CAUSE YOU'RE A PIGEON, 347 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:04,208 BUT WE HAD A FEW COOS TOGETHER, HUH? 348 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,277 COME. I HAVE FOUND LUXURIOUS NESTING GROUNDS 349 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,279 IN CLEVELAND. 350 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,792 CARLOOTA DUMPED ME. 351 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,862 SHE AND THE SPARROWS FLEW TO CLEVELAND. 352 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,535 FORGET ABOUT IT, SQUIT. 353 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,070 YOU'RE A GOODFEATHER, SEE? 354 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:37,708 ♪ AND THERE'S A PERCH FOR YOU ♪ 355 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,611 ♪ ON DIS STATUE FOR YOU ♪ 356 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:44,949 ♪ FORGET THE CHICK 'CAUSE SHE DONE YOU WRONG ♪ 357 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:48,886 ♪ SCORSESE'S HEAD IS WHERE YOU BELONG ♪ 358 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,821 ♪ COO COO ♪ 359 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,823 ♪ COO COO ♪ 360 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:56,861 ♪ COO COO ♪♪ 361 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,062 AAH! 362 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,673 THERE'S A STATUE OF COPPOLA DOWN THE STREET. 363 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,410 WHEN YOU'RE A GOODFEATHER, 364 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:14,812 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 365 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,313 YOU STAY A GOODFEATHER. 366 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,315 WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE, 367 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,384 YOU MIGHT NOT STAY THERE. 368 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,653 LOVE? NOT FOR ME. 369 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,121 NO, THANKS. 370 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,624 THEN AGAIN... 371 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:42,006 [WOLF WHISTLE] 372 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:05,228 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 373 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,531 GOOD-BYE, NURSE! 374 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,699 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, 375 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,868 A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P. 376 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,070 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE