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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER
WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTON CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAD PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ HERE'S
THE SHOW'S NAMEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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HERE AMONG THE DRAMATIC
TIBURRANAM MOUNTAINS
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IN THE HENKLE RIVER VALLEY
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LIES THE TINY KINGDOM
OF ANVILANIA,
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST
PRODUCER AND EXPORTER
OF ONE THING...ANVILS.
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ON THIS VERY DAY,
THE CITIZENS OF ANVILANIA
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ARE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL
OF THE HEIR TO THE THRONE,
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THE MAN WHO'S BEEN CHOSEN
AS THE NEW KING.
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THE KING APPROACHES!
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THE KING APPROACHES!
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THE KING APPROACHES!
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I HEARD.
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UH, EXCUSE ME,
PRIME MINISTER.
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♪ THE KING ♪♪
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♪ GOOD FOLK OF ANVILANIA ♪
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♪ WE WELCOME
OUR NEW KING ♪
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♪ SO RAISE
YOUR HAMMERS HIGH ♪
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♪ AND LET
THE ANVILS RING ♪
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♪ WE LET
THE ANVILS RING ♪
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♪ TO WELCOME
OUR NEW KING ♪
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♪ THE KING ♪♪
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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HELLO, MY NAME'S YAKKO.
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I'LL BE YOUR KING
THIS EVENING.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST ASK.
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MAY I PRESENT MYSELF?
I AM THE PRIME MINISTER.
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HELLO,
PRIME MINISTER NURSE!
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BOYS, DO THEY GET BETTER
WHEN THEY GET OLDER?
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[FANFARE]
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WE WELCOME YOU WITH
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
OF ANVILANIA,
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AS SUNG BY ONE
OF OUR NATIONAL TREASURES,
MR. PERRY COMA.
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♪ ANVILANIA ♪
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[SNORE]
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♪ ANVILANIA ♪
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[YAWN]
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♪ ANVILANIA ♪♪
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[SNORING]
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THAT'S THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
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IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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AAH!
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GOOD ANVILANIANS,
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I PRESENT THE HEIR
TO THE THRONE...
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♪ LET US
INTRODUCE OURSELVES ♪
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♪ TO PEOPLE OF THIS LAND ♪
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♪ WE ARE
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ WITH SISTER
CLOSE AT HAND ♪
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♪ I BET YOU ALL
ARE WONDERING ♪
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♪ WHO IS THIS YOUNG
UNKNOWN ♪
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♪ AND WHY AM I INHERITING
THE ANVILANIAN THRONE ♪
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♪ YES, WHY? ♪
♪ YES, WHY? ♪
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♪ YES, WHY? ♪
♪ YES, WHY? ♪
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♪ OH, PLEASE,
PLEASE, TELL US WHY ♪
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♪ THE BOTTOM
OF THE FAMILY TREE ♪
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♪ STARTS WITH YAKKO,
THAT IS ME ♪
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♪ I'M THE COUSIN
TO THE SISTER ♪
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♪ OF THE SON'S
NIECE'S BROTHER ♪
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♪ OF THE UNCLE'S
DAUGHTER'S FATHER ♪
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♪ OF THE NEPHEW'S
SISTER'S MOTHER ♪
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♪ AND MY GRANDPA'S
ONLY COUSIN ♪
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♪ WAS THE KING'S
DAUGHTER'S SIBLING ♪
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♪ BUT THEY'RE ALL GONE ♪
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♪ SO THAT IS WHY ♪
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♪ I AM NOW YOUR KING ♪
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♪ HE IS NOW OUR KING ♪
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♪ YES, I AM NOW
YOUR KING ♪
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♪ REPEAT WHAT
I JUST SAID ♪
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♪ REPEAT WHAT
I JUST SAID ♪
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♪ AND LET
THE ANVILS RING ♪
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♪ OLD KING YAKKO'S
MANIA ♪
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♪ WAS FOR ANVILANIA ♪
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♪ SO GOOD CITIZENS,
I PLEDGE TO YOU ♪
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♪ I'LL DO THE BEST
THAT I CAN DO ♪
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♪ FOR HONOR, COUNTRY,
AND THE KING ♪
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♪ LET THE ANVIL'S RING ♪
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♪ LET THE ANVIL'S RING ♪
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♪ LET THE ANVIL'S RING ♪
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♪ LET THE ANVIL'S RING ♪
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COME, YOUR MAJESTY,
IT IS TIME FOR YOUR
CORONATION.
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I CROWN THEE, YAKKO,
KING OF ANVILANIA,
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HOLDER OF THE SCEPTER,
WEARER OF THE MEDALS,
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AND DEFENDER
OF THE ANVILS.
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HAVE ANYTHING IN A ZANDERBELT
WITH A SKOSH MORE ROOM?
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AND, NOW,
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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NOT AGAIN!
NOT AGAIN!
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♪ ANVILANIA ♪
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♪ ANVILANIA ♪
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♪ ANVILANIA ♪♪
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[POP]
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HUH?
HUH?
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KING YAKKO,
YOUR THRONE.
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HOW DO YOU
LIFT THE LID?
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SINCE WHEN DO YOU
LIFT THE LID?
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YOUR HIGHNESS!
YOUR HIGHNESS!
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MY HIGHNESS?
DID I SIT IN SOMETHING?
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MAY I INTRODUCE
THE COURT JESTER?
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I WANT TO TELL YOU,
THIS ANVIL WAS SO BIG...
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HOW BIG WAS IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I CAN'T SEE
THE CUE CARD.
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NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
TO GREET THE PEOPLE
WITH YOUR ADDRESS.
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DRESSES WOULD BE
DOT'S DEPARTMENT.
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I'M INTRODUCING
A NEW FALL LINE.
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POLKA DOT?
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IF YOU INSIST.
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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS]
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I MEANT FOR THE KING
TO GIVE HIS ADDRESS
TO THE PEOPLE.
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HOORAY!
HOORAY!
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[WHISTLING]
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CITIZENS OF ANVILANIA,
I STAND BEFORE YOU
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BECAUSE IF I WAS BEHIND YOU,
YOU COULDN'T SEE ME.
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THANK YOU,
AND NOW FOR MY ADDRESS...
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KING YAKKO,
CARE OF THE CASTLE,
ANVILANIA 90210.
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I PROMISE NOT TO ABUSE
MY TOTAL, UNYIELDING,
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SUPREME, AND ABSOLUTE
POWER OVER YOU,
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BUT I MUST ASK YOU
ONE THING--
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CAN YOU DO THIS...
BLAAOO-BLAAOO-BLAAOO!
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BLAAOO-BLAAOO-BLAAOO!
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OH, VERY GOOD.
HOW ABOUT THIS...
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WAAHOO-WAAHOO!
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WAAHOO-WAAHOO!
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MY PEOPLE.
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NOW, HERE'S
AN OLD FAVORITE...
NEEE-EEEH!
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NEEE-EEEH!
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GOOD! NOW,
HOW ABOUT THIS...
BRUUUH!
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BRUUUH!
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VERY NICE!
O.K., NOW THIS...
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WEEH-YO-WHOA!
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WEEH-YO-WHOA!
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SO, THE NEW KING
OF ANVILANIA IS A CHILD,
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A KID, A PUSHOVER.
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A KID, A PUSHOVER.
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ANVILANIA HAS
ALWAYS MADE A FORTUNE
OFF THOSE ANVILS,
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BUT SOON THAT FORTUNE
WILL BE MINE, DO YOU HEAR?
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I HEAR, BUT HOW WILL YOU
TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY?
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I WILL GO THERE
AND DEMAND THEY SURRENDER.
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THE KING IS A CHILD.
HE WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME.
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IT WILL BE LIKE TAKING
ANVILS FROM A BABY.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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GET THE CAMERA
OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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♪ IN DEAR OLD ANVILANIA ♪
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♪ EVERYONE'S OUR FRIEND ♪
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♪ WE WANT
TO MEET YOU ALL ♪
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♪ AND SHAKE YOU
BY THE HEND ♪♪
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HEND! HEND!
IT RHYMES!
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DICTATOR OF DUNLIKUS,
UMLATT.
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THE CLOWN IS HERE!
OH, BOY!
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YAY!
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ARE YOU HERE
TO ENTERTAIN US,
MR. CLOWN?
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WHERE ARE YOUR
MAGIC TRICKS?
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I WANT A BALLOON
THAT LOOKS LIKE A WOODCHUCK.
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PLEASE, GET OFF ME.
I AM THE DICTATOR!
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O.K., DIC,
OR IS IT MR. TATOR?
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I KNOW! LET'S PLAY
MUSICAL CHAIRS!
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♪ YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN WE'RE GONNA STOP ♪
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♪ WE MIGHT
GO ON FOREVER ♪
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♪ YOU COULD GET SICK
WAITING FOR US ♪
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♪ OR WE COULD STOP ♪♪
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DARN! A TIE!
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I KNOW!
WE'LL HAVE A TIEBREAKER.
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PIN THE TAIL
ON MR. TATOR!
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STOP, YOU
OBNOXIOUS CREATURES!
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I AM NOT MR. TATOR.
I'M NOT THE ENTERTAINMENT!
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THAT'S
YOUR ENTERTAINMENT...
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HEY, TAKE MY ANVIL...
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PLEASE.
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IF YOU'RE NOT
THE ENTERTAINMENT,
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE
WEARING A COSTUME.
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LET'S HELP HIM OUT.
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POLKA DOT?
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AGAIN?
OH, ALL RIGHT.
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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS]
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NO, NO!
THIS IS THE UNIFORM
OF A GREAT MAN.
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HE KNOW
YOU'RE WEARING IT?
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I AM UMLATT OF DULIKIS.
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I'M HERE TO DEMAND
YOU SURRENDER
ANVILANIA TO ME.
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I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS
TO VACATE.
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VACATION ALREADY?
IT'S MY FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB!
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I DEMAND YOUR SURRENDER!
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I WILL NOT SURRENDER.
YOU SURRENDER.
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ME, SURRENDER?
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I ACCEPT. HAND OVER
THE CASTLE KEYS.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
I'LL GO TO WAR FIRST.
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THEN GO AHEAD.
AND DON'T COME BACK
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UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED
SOME MANNERS, YOUNG MAN.
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VERY WELL,
YOU SILLY CHILD.
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THIS MEANS WAR!
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I THOUGHT THAT
MEANT TOUCHDOWN.
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YAY!
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PUSH 'EM BACK.
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SHOVE 'EM BACK.
WAY BACK!
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I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE BATTLEFIELD!
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WAIT! YOU FORGOT
TO GET YOUR
PARKING VALIDATED!
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[CASTLE DOOR CLOSES]
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OH, POOH. A WAR.
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♪ AND SO
I STAND CORRECTED ♪
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♪ NOT EVERYONE'S
OUR FRIEND ♪
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♪ THAT DICTATOR ♪
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♪ HE WANTS A WAR ♪
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♪ SO OUR COUNTRY
WE'LL DEFEND ♪
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♪ THIS MEANS WAR ♪
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♪ THIS MEANS WAR ♪
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♪ THIS MEANS WAR ♪
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♪ OF COURSE YOU KNOW
THIS MEANS WAR ♪
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♪ YES ♪♪
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HURRY, YOUR MAJESTY.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES.
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YOU MUST MEET
THE CABINET.
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HELLO.
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I'M YAKKO.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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SIRE?
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WAIT TILL WE'RE ALONE.
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GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE BE SEATED.
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AH-AH-AH-AH. I DIDN'T
SAY SIMON SAYS.
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SIMON SAYS
PLEASE BE SEATED.
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SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
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OUR ARMY HASN'T
BEEN TO WAR IN 200 YEARS.
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THEY SHOULD BE
WELL-RESTED.
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WE MUST PREPARE THE TROOPS.
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FIRST WE MUST
GET NEW WEAPONS.
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NO, FIRST WE MUST HAVE
A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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HIT IT.
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♪ OH, THE ANVILS SHINE ♪
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♪ IN MY OLD
ANVILANIAN HOME ♪♪
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THANK YOU.
PLEASE BE SEATED.
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A-HA. VERY GOOD.
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SIMON SAYS
PLEASE BE SEATED.
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YOUR MAJESTY,
IF I MAY...
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I WISH YOU WOULD.
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IF WE POSITION OUR ARMY
ON THE NORTHERN BORDER,
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AND A BATTALION OF TANKS
ON THE LEFT FLANK,
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WE'LL FORCE
THE ATTACKERS INTO
THIS NARROW VALLEY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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SORRY, I DOZED OFF
THERE FOR A SECOND.
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I ASKED
WHAT YOU THINK.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
CHOOSE TEAMS AND
PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD.
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I'LL TAKE YOU,
YOU...AND YOU,
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IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.
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BUT YOUR HIGHNESS--
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IT'LL BE YOUR HIGHNESS
IF YOU DEFY ME.
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WE MUST PREPARE.
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VERY WELL. DOT, WAKKO...
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AS KING
OF ANVILANIA,
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I APPOINT YOU GENERAL
OF THE ARMED FORCES.
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PREPARE THE TROOPS.
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YOU'RE APPOINTED
MINSTER OF GIRLIE THINGS
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THAT COVERS A LOT.
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I KNOW!
WE NEED UNIFORMS!
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HOW ABOUT THESE?
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POLKA DOT?
POLKA DOT?
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NOT AGAIN. OHH.
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NOW, ON WITH THE PLAN.
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THE MEETING IS ADJOURNED.
YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED.
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AH-AH.
SIMON DIDN'T SAY.
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I THINK THIS UNIFORM
NEEDS SOMETHING--
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SOMETHING THAT SAYS
I'M HERE TO DESTROY YOU,
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BUT WITH A SENSE OF FUN.
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I GOT IT!
WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR
OUTSIDE YOUR PANTS.
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HEY, IT WORKED
FOR MADONNA.
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YOU'RE ABOUT
TO HEAD INTO WAR.
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I WON'T LIE.
SOME OF YOU
MAY NOT RETURN,
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AND THE REST OF YOU
DEFINITELY WON'T.
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ALTHOUGH WAR IS
A CRUEL AND BRUTAL AFFAIR,
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IT IS ALSO
DANGEROUS AND STUPID.
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YOU MAY GET SQUASHED
LIKE A BUG
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OR CRUNCHED LIKE
SHREDDED WHEAT
INTO DUST
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OR RIPPED APART.
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE
LIED A LITTLE.
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WE'LL GO
TO WAR OURSELVES.
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HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
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THIS HARD.
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OOH.
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WE'LL NEED
A FEW COMMERCIALS
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
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HEY, I NEED THAT!
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YOU THINK THIS PLAN
WILL WORK?
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IT BETTER.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MORE COMMERCIALS.
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NO SIGN OF
THE ANVILANIAN ARMY
OR DICTATORSHIP.
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WHAT?
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THERE'S NO SIGN
OF THE ANVILANIANS!
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THANK YOU.
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[ROLLING]
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WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S A PRESENT
FOR THE DICTATOR.
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IT'S A PRESENT
FOR YOU.
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WHAT?
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A PRESENT FOR YOU!
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THANK YOU.
BRING IT IN.
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HIT IT!
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♪ ANVILANIAAA ♪
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♪ ANVILANIAAA ♪
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♪ ANVILLAAAAAAAA ♪
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♪ AAANIAAAA ♪♪
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IT'S THEIR SECRET WEAPON.
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[YAWN]
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WHAT?
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[SNORING]
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AHHH.
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IT WORKED.
COME, MY SIBLINGS,
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WE MUST CAPTURE
THE FLAG.
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NOW THAT YOU'VE
WON THE WAR,
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WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
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I'M GOING TO DIS--
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
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WHY AREN'T YOU ASLEEP?
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WHAT?
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ENOUGH WITH
THE WHAT JOKES.
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WE WIN. WAR'S OVER.
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GO HOME. YOU HAVE NO ARMY.
NO HARD FEELINGS.
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HA! I DON'T NEED
AN ARMY NOW
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BECAUSE I'VE GOT YOU.
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AND ONCE YOU'RE GONE,
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I'LL HAVE YOUR COUNTRY
AS WELL.
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WAIT. YOU'RE
FORGETTING SOMETHING.
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WHAT?
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BEING AN EVIL VILLAIN,
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YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY
REQUIRED
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TO EXPLAIN
YOUR PLAN BEFORE
DISPOSING OF US.
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OH, RIGHT.
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AFTER I'VE
DISPOSED OF YOU,
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I WILL CONTROL ANVILANIA
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AND THEN FINALLY,
THE ANVILS WILL
ALL BE MINE!
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ANVILS?
ANVILS?
ANVILS?
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YES. I WILL HAVE
ALL THE ANVILS.
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EXSQUEEZE ME.
THIS IS ABOUT ANVILS?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SO?
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YOU CAN
HAVE MY ANVIL.
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I DON'T WANT
THIS TINY THING.
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THEN HAVE THIS ONE.
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NO!
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NOT ME.
I'M KEEPING MINE.
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NO, NO!
I WANT BIG ANVILS
AND LOTS OF THEM.
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NO PROBLEM.
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
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ACTUALLY...
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
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[CLUNK]
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THOSE KIND OF ANVILS?
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YES!
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O.K.
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[THUD]
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[CLANG]
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FACTORY DIRECT TO YOU.
NO MIDDLE MAN!
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I AM THE KING!
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[GASP]
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FIRE!
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YOU LITTLE--
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WHERE DID THEY GO?
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I...
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BLEE...
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WO...
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POOR LITTLE EVIL FELLOW
WHO ASKED FOR IT.
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HERE. YOU CAN HAVE
MY ANVIL AFTER ALL.
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AAH.
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THAT COMPLETES
THE DELIVERY.
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JUST SIGN HERE.
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OHH, YOU WIN.
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I GIVE UP.
I SURRENDER.
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DO WITH ME
WHAT YOU WILL.
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MR. TATOR,
I'VE GOT A PUNISHMENT
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THAT'S FAIR,
JUST, AND CLEVER--
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OR MAYBE JUST
FAIRLY CLEVER.
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WHATEVER.
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♪ WE THANK YOU ALL
FOR YOUR SUPPORT ♪
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♪ AND OF THE WAR
WE NOW REPORT ♪
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♪ OUR COUNTRY HAD
BEEN THREATENED ♪
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♪ BY A MEAN
AND CRAFTY MAN ♪
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♪ HE WANTED
ALL OUR ANVILS ♪
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♪ AND OUR COUNTRY
IN THE CAN ♪
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♪ WE GATHERED UP
THE BRAVEST MEN ♪
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♪ BUT THEY ALL
RAN AWAY ♪
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♪ SO WAKKO, DOT,
AND I THE KING ♪
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♪ WENT OFF
TO EARN OUR PAY ♪
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♪ THE BATTLE,
IT WAS FIERCE ♪
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♪ BUT WE ROLLED
WITH THE PUNCH ♪
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♪ THE ODDS,
THEY WERE AGAINST US ♪
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♪ SIX HOURS
WITHOUT LUNCH ♪
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♪ WE FOOLED
THE OLD DICTATOR ♪
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♪ AND HIS CASTLE
WAS DESTROYED ♪
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♪ BUT WE'RE NOT MEAN ♪
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♪ AND NOW WITH US
HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED ♪
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THIS ANVIL
WAS SO BIG...
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HOW BIG WAS IT?
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THIS BIG.
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♪ SO NOW
WON'T YOU JOIN US ♪
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♪ FOR COUNTRY
AND THE KING? ♪
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♪ RAISE
YOUR HAMMERS HIGH ♪
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♪ AND LET
THE ANVILS RING ♪
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♪ LET THE ANVILS RING ♪
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♪ LET THE ANVILS RING ♪♪
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[DING DONG]
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[DING]
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[DONG]
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POLKA DOT?
POLKA DOT?
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WHY NOT?
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