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[NARRATOR]
DATELINE--HOLLYWOOD. 1930.
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THE WARNER BROTHERS STUDIO.
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HERE AT THE STUDIO'S
ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,
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THE ARTISTS
TOILED ENDLESSLY
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TO COME UP
WITH CARTOON STARS
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ULTIMATELY CREATING
THREE NEW CHARACTERS--
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
AND THEIR SISTER DOT.
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HELLO, NURSE!
HELLO, NURSE!
HELLO, NURSE!
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE WARNER KIDS
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WERE TOTALLY
OUT OF CONTROL.
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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!
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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!
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THE TRIO RAN AMUCK
THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO
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UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.
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THE WARNERS' FILMS, WHICH
MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,
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WERE LOCKED AWAY,
NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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AS FOR THE WARNERS
THEMSELVES,
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THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY
IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,
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ALSO NEVER
TO BE RELEASED.
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PUBLICLY THE STUDIO
HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
TO THIS VERY DAY
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WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.
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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ HERE'S THE SHOW'S
NAMEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[WATER FLUSHES]
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THE WARNERS HAVE ESCAPED!
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CATCH THEM!
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♪ LALLY-DALLY-LOO ♪
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♪ LALLY-DALLY-LEE ♪
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♪ YOU CAN'T CATCH US ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE WARNERS THREE ♪♪
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SHUSH.
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT.
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[RASPBERRY]
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I-I CAUGHT 'EM, DOC.
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I-I GOT 'EM.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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GOOD FOR ME.
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YOU GOT ME,
YOU BIG
DUMMY!
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UM...THERE
THEY ARE.
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GET THEM!
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RALPH, YOU TAKE
THE BACK.
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MISS NURSE, YOU TAKE--
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MY BREATH AWAY.
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YOU TAKE THE SIDE.
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I'LL GO IN THE FRONT.
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OHHH!
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GOODBYE, NURSE!
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I-I...
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GOTCHA!
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UH...NOT.
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WE'LL HIDE HERE
UNTIL THE COAST IS CLEAR.
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[APPLAUSE]
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OOH, A MAGIC SHOW.
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.
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FRANZ SHUBERT
INTENDED THIS SCHERZO
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TO REFLECT THE STRUGGLE
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BETWEEN INTELLECT
AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS.
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AHH.
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I DON'T THINK
HE'S A MAGICIAN.
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THIS IS JUST
A SETUP.
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MISTER, PULL A RABBIT
OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
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SHH!
SHH!
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WHAT ARE YOU,
LEAKY TIRES?
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HOWEVER,
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SHUBERT WAS SIMPLY
INCAPABLE
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OF EXPRESSING SUCH
A DELICATE NUANCE.
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BUT, THANKS TO MY GENIUS,
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I WILL PERFORM
THIS GREAT WORK,
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NOT AS THE COMPOSER
WROTE IT,
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BUT AS HE INTENDED.
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SHUBERT'S INTERMEZZO
ANDANTE ALLEGRO OPUS 9.
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♪
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WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
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EXCUSE US.
COMING THROUGH.
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MAKE WAY.
PARDON US.
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GANGWAY.
GOTTA GO.
COMING THROUGH.
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UH-OH.
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HIT REVERSE, SIBS.
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SU NODRAP.
YAW EKAM.
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HGUORTH GNIMOC.
SU ESUCXE.
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YAWGMAG.
OG ATTOG.
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[SHOES SQUEAK]
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THE CONCERT HAS BEGUN.
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TAKE YOUR SEATS!
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YOUR MOTHER
USED PAMPERS.
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ONCE AGAIN,
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THE SHUBERT.
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[CRACKING]
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[CRUNCHING]
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CARAMEL CORN?
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DON'T MIND
IF I DO.
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TAFFY?
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'KAY.
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ALL OF IT.
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AAH!
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DISGUSTING!
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THE SHUBERT.
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[BLOWING]
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NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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[APPLAUSE]
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VERY PETE TOWNSEND-ESQUE.
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WHO?
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EXACTLY.
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OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
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YES, WELL...
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FOR MY NEXT NUMBER,
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LUDWIG VON PLOTZBURGER'S
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MOST COMPELLING
MUSICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT.
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REGRETFULLY,
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ONLY A SOPHISTICATED EAR
AS MINE OWN
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CAN FULLY
APPRECIATE THE DEPTH
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OF THIS MASTERPIECE.
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COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE
CONCENTRATION
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IS REQUIRED.
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VON PLOTZBURGER'S
PAVAN AND DIRGE
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IN C-MINOR,
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OPUS 7 AND ELEVEN.
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[SNORING]
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♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
BRAVO!
BRAVO!
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ENCORE!
ENCORE!
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[WHISTLES]
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AH, SO THERE YOU IS.
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I-I CAUGHT 'EM NOW, DOC.
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GOOD JOB, RALPHIE.
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LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
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VAS IS DAS?
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OHHH!
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BUT...
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WHERE ARE ZE
WARNER BROTHERS?
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♪ 'TWAS A GUY
NAMED JOE ♪
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♪ FROM KOKOMO ♪
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♪ PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG ♪
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WHEE!
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♪ HE BANGED THE KEYS ♪
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♪ WITH HIS HEAD
AND HIS KNEES ♪
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♪ PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG ♪
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♪ HE TWIDDLED
WITH THIS TOES ♪
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♪ AND HE DIDDLED
WITH HIS NOSE ♪
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♪ PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG ♪
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♪ AND WHEN THE DAY
WAS DONE ♪
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♪ HE HAD SOME FUN ♪
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♪ PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG ♪
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♪ HE WAS PLAYIN'
THAT PIANO RAG ♪♪
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[THUNDER]
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THANK YOU.
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KEEP THE CHANGE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I HAVE TO, UH...
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GIVE, UH...
RETURN, UH...
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SPIT IT OUT, SISTER.
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TAKE THIS CAT!
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IT'S JUST NOT
WORKING OUT.
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I THOUGHT I'D LIKE
HAVING A CAT.
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I THOUGHT SHE'D BE
GOOD COMPANY.
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I JUST WENT THROUGH
A HORRIBLE BREAKUP.
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[SNIFFS]
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EEEUWW, MAN.
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IT'S JUST...
SHE'S SO INDEPENDENT.
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SHE'D JUST SIT
AND STARE AT ME
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LIKE SHE'S BETTER
THAN ME OR SOMETHING.
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YOU UNDERSTAND.
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I WANT A PET WHO'LL
COME WHEN I CALL,
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CUDDLE ME
AFTER A BAD DAY.
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HAVE A KID, LADY.
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AAH!
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OHH...
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WOOF! WOOF!
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SLOW DOWN.
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SLOW DOWN,
WILL YOU?
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RUFF!
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I SPENT 700 BUCKS TRYING
TO POTTY-TRAIN THIS DOG,
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AND HE STILL WON'T
GO ON THE PAPER.
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MY KID REALLY
WANTED A DOG,
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BUT THIS THING'S
EATEN EVERY PAIR
OF SHOES I OWN.
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HE COMPLETELY
DESTROYED
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A $4,000 PURE TEAK
TIMBERKIDS PLAY SET.
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HE CHEWED IT
TO BITS.
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OH, I HATE DOGS.
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GOSH, WHAT A NICE GUY.
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[SNIFFING]
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WHO'S THERE?
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WHERE?
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ALL RIGHT, BUB,
WHO ARE YOU?
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MY NAME'S RUNT,
BUT MY MASTER
CALLS ME STUPID.
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WHAT A NICE GUY.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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NAME'S RITA.
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FIRST TIME
IN THE JOINT?
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YUP.
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WHAT ARE YOU
IN FOR?
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WETTING ON THE CARPET.
YOU?
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SAME AS ALWAYS--
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BEING TOO HIP
FOR THE ROOM.
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OH.
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[SNORING]
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OH, HERE COMES
A TICKET TO FREEDOM.
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MAKE WITH
THE SAD EYES.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING CUTE,
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SOMETHING
INDEPENDENT.
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OH, THAT'S IT!
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OH, IT'S ADORABLE!
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OH!
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[COUGH]
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OH.
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COME TO MAMA.
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HUMANS. GO FIG.
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YEAH, AIN'T THEY GREAT?
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WHO ELSE WOULD
ADOPT A RAT?
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
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SOON WE'LL BE SLEEPING
THE BIG SLEEP.
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I COULD USE A NAP.
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THEY'RE GOING
TO GAS US!
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WE'LL BE DEAD.
254
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,924
I DON'T THINK
I'M THAT TIRED.
255
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,393
YOU'RE NOT A VERY
SMART CAT, HUH?
256
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,430
NOPE.
257
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,698
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'RE HONEST.
258
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,335
[YAWN]
259
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,204
WHAT'S A HUMAN
GOOD FOR, ANYWAY?
260
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,776
THEY PET YOU
WHEN YOU'RE SAD.
261
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,744
THEY SMACK YOU
WHEN YOU'RE BAD.
262
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,480
WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,
THEY DEFINITELY
FEED YOU.
263
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,515
YEAH, ON VACATIONS
THEY LEAVE YOU
264
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,051
WITH HARDLY
NO FOOD.
265
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,552
RING A BELL, DUDE?
266
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:56,553
[WHIMPERS]
267
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,322
EXACTLY MY POINT.
268
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:02,093
♪ HUMANS AIN'T
WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE ♪
269
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,596
♪ THEY DON'T MEAN
THAT MUCH TO ME ♪
270
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,832
♪ NO, NOT MUCH AT ALL ♪
271
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,471
♪ WHEN YOU'RE
LITTLE AND TINY ♪
272
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,506
♪ THEY PET
YOUR CUTE HEINIE ♪
273
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,243
♪ BUT THEN
WHEN YOU GROW ♪
274
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,379
IT'S A SIMPLE NO-SHOW ♪
275
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,214
♪ IT'S SHOO-SHOO
OFF THIS ♪
276
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,149
♪ AND DON'T YOU DARE
SCRATCH ON THAT ♪
277
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,284
♪ IF THEY CALL YOU
AT ALL ♪
278
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,287
♪ IT'S ALWAYS
"DUMB CAT" ♪
279
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:34,158
♪ HUMANS AIN'T
WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE ♪
280
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,461
♪ THEY DON'T MEAN
THAT MUCH TO ME ♪
281
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,797
♪ NO, NOT MUCH AT ALL ♪
282
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,434
♪ BUT WHEN IT'S
ALL DARK AND QUIET ♪
283
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,103
♪ I TRY HARD
TO FIGHT IT ♪
284
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,372
♪ BUT I DREAM OF HOME ♪
285
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,275
♪ THEN I WON'T
HAVE TO ROAM ♪
286
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,713
♪ SOMEONE TO FEED ME
AND PUT ME TO BED ♪
287
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,715
♪ AND SCRATCH ME
JUST SO ♪
288
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,984
♪ ON TOP OF MY HEAD ♪
289
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,921
♪ BUT I AIN'T
GONNA LOVE 'EM ♪
290
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,557
♪ NOT GONNA
ANSWER THAT CALL ♪
291
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:10,494
♪ 'CAUSE HUMANS DON'T MEAN
THAT MUCH TO ME ♪
292
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,596
♪ NO ♪
293
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:21,238
♪ NOT MUCH AT ALL ♪♪
294
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,909
[SIGH]
295
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,380
WHO KNEW?
296
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,882
HEY, UH...
297
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,718
IT'S BEEN NICE MAKING
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
298
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,287
IF I MADE IT,
299
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,989
I'M GLAD IT WAS NICE.
300
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,126
UH, HEY, IF YOU
EVER NEED ANYTHING,
301
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,360
JUST WHISTLE.
302
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,002
[WHISTLING
POP GOES THE WEASEL]
303
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,739
ME AND MY OVERUSED CLICHES.
304
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,244
LET'S ASSUME
THE APPARENT.
305
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,846
YOU WANT ME
TO BUST YOU OUT.
306
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,682
IF I DON'T,
IT'LL PLAY
ON MY CONSCIENCE
307
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,751
LIKE AN OUT-OF-TUNE
ACCORDION.
308
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,754
ONCE I SPRING YOU,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
309
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,690
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
310
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,092
WOOF!
311
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,763
WOOF?
312
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,266
YOU'RE A DOG!
313
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,967
SO ARE YOU.
314
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,902
YOU'RE
A GOOD DOG, RITA,
315
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,404
A REALLY GOOD DOG.
316
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,573
I AM A CAT.
317
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,707
A CAT?
318
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,942
A CAT?
319
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,444
WHERE?
WHERE'S A CAT?
320
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,945
WHERE'S
THE FURRY FELINE?
321
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,880
I'LL CHOMP IT
TO BITS.
322
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,449
GRRR!
323
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,284
GRRR!
324
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,219
AW, NEVER MIND.
LET'S AMSCRAY.
325
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,455
BREAK IT UP.
326
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,323
TROUBLEMAKERS, HUH?
327
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,226
LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE
TO SEPARATE YOU TWO.
328
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,994
GRRR...WOOF!
329
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,738
I HATE GOVERNMENT JOBS.
330
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,742
HEY, LASSIE!
331
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,244
YOU CAN STOP NOW.
332
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,881
HEEL, BOY!
333
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,583
[THWACK]
334
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,118
[SIGH]
335
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,654
DOGS.
336
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,324
THAT WAS A PRETTY
CHIVALROUS THING
337
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,660
YOU DID BACK THERE.
338
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,927
REALLY?
339
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,496
GEE, I'M SORRY.
340
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,997
WHAT DO YOU SAY
341
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,000
WE PAL AROUND
TOGETHER
FOR A WHILE
342
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,002
TILL WE FIND
A HOME?
343
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,504
THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC.
344
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,772
BUT WHEN WE EACH
FIND HOMES...
345
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,709
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
346
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,943
DEAL?
347
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,912
I DON'T HAVE
ANY CARDS.
348
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,317
HIT THE ROAD,
EINSTEIN.
349
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,654
HEY, RITA, LOOK
AT ALL THE TREES!
350
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:54,225
WHAT HAVE I STARTED?
351
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,160
DO OTHER DOGS KNOW
ALL ABOUT THESE TREES?
352
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,729
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
353
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,097
SMELL THIS ONE, RITA.
354
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,233
THIS ONE SMELLS
LIKE CHEESE.
355
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:06,937
DEFINITELY
A CHEESE TREE.
356
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:39,203
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357
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,005
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358
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,861
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359
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,330
GOODBYE, NURSE!
GOODBYE,
NURSE!
GOODBYE, NURSE!