1 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,210 [NARRATOR] DATELINE--HOLLYWOOD. 1930. 2 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,212 THE WARNER BROTHERS STUDIO. 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,614 HERE AT THE STUDIO'S ANIMATION DEPARTMENT, 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,116 THE ARTISTS TOILED ENDLESSLY 5 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,817 TO COME UP WITH CARTOON STARS 6 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,286 ULTIMATELY CREATING THREE NEW CHARACTERS-- 7 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:24,156 THE WARNER BROTHERS AND THEIR SISTER DOT. 8 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,892 HELLO, NURSE! HELLO, NURSE! HELLO, NURSE! 9 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,460 UNFORTUNATELY, THE WARNER KIDS 10 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,295 WERE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 11 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,796 BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! 12 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,465 BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! 13 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:37,769 THE TRIO RAN AMUCK THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO 14 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,604 UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE. 15 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:43,175 THE WARNERS' FILMS, WHICH MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, 16 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:47,012 WERE LOCKED AWAY, NEVER TO BE RELEASED. 17 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,813 AS FOR THE WARNERS THEMSELVES, 18 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:52,451 THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER, 19 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,319 ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED. 20 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:57,322 PUBLICLY THE STUDIO HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE 21 00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:00,059 OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE TO THIS VERY DAY 22 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,127 WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED. 23 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,968 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪ 24 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,538 ♪ AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 25 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,173 ♪ SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX ♪ 26 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,007 ♪ YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪ 27 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,377 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 28 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,179 ♪ COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪ 29 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,513 ♪ AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT ♪ 30 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,048 ♪ JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND ♪ 31 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,783 ♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪ 32 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:25,884 ♪ THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER ♪ 33 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,453 ♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪ 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,954 ♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪ 35 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,355 ♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT ♪ 36 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,691 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 37 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:33,758 ♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪ 38 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,827 ♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪ 39 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,196 ♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS ♪ 40 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,098 ♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX ♪ 41 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,033 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 42 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,168 ♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪ 43 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,803 ♪ WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE ♪ 44 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,037 ♪ GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER ♪ 45 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,672 ♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE ♪ 46 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,141 ♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪ 47 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:50,576 ♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪ 48 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,211 ♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪ 49 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,612 ♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪ 50 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,914 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 51 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:59,151 ♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS ♪ 52 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,586 ♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 53 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,221 ♪ THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS ♪ 54 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,622 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪ 55 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,324 ♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪ 56 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:06,625 ♪ HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY ♪ 57 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,860 ♪ ANIMANIACS ♪ 58 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,395 ♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪ 59 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:17,335 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 60 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,937 [WATER FLUSHES] 61 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,631 THE WARNERS HAVE ESCAPED! 62 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,666 CATCH THEM! 63 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,100 ♪ LALLY-DALLY-LOO ♪ 64 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,435 ♪ LALLY-DALLY-LEE ♪ 65 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,503 ♪ YOU CAN'T CATCH US ♪ 66 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,605 ♪ WE'RE THE WARNERS THREE ♪♪ 67 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,994 SHUSH. 68 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,830 TAG. YOU'RE IT. 69 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,670 [RASPBERRY] 70 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,706 I-I CAUGHT 'EM, DOC. 71 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,474 I-I GOT 'EM. 72 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,976 GOOD FOR YOU. 73 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,544 GOOD FOR ME. 74 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,013 YOU GOT ME, YOU BIG DUMMY! 75 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,151 UM...THERE THEY ARE. 76 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,725 GET THEM! 77 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,930 RALPH, YOU TAKE THE BACK. 78 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,364 MISS NURSE, YOU TAKE-- 79 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,866 MY BREATH AWAY. 80 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,501 YOU TAKE THE SIDE. 81 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:59,237 I'LL GO IN THE FRONT. 82 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:09,915 OHHH! 83 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,297 GOODBYE, NURSE! 84 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,333 I-I... 85 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:30,569 GOTCHA! 86 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,003 UH...NOT. 87 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:42,547 WE'LL HIDE HERE UNTIL THE COAST IS CLEAR. 88 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,384 [APPLAUSE] 89 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,657 OOH, A MAGIC SHOW. THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN. 90 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,261 FRANZ SHUBERT INTENDED THIS SCHERZO 91 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,830 TO REFLECT THE STRUGGLE 92 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,399 BETWEEN INTELLECT AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS. 93 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,934 AHH. 94 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,269 I DON'T THINK HE'S A MAGICIAN. 95 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,271 THIS IS JUST A SETUP. 96 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:10,208 MISTER, PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR PANTS. 97 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,275 SHH! SHH! 98 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,144 WHAT ARE YOU, LEAKY TIRES? 99 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,079 HOWEVER, 100 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,081 SHUBERT WAS SIMPLY INCAPABLE 101 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,750 OF EXPRESSING SUCH A DELICATE NUANCE. 102 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,752 BUT, THANKS TO MY GENIUS, 103 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:23,187 I WILL PERFORM THIS GREAT WORK, 104 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,724 NOT AS THE COMPOSER WROTE IT, 105 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,158 BUT AS HE INTENDED. 106 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,696 SHUBERT'S INTERMEZZO ANDANTE ALLEGRO OPUS 9. 107 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:39,838 ♪ 108 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,840 WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 109 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,274 EXCUSE US. COMING THROUGH. 110 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,776 MAKE WAY. PARDON US. 111 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,112 GANGWAY. GOTTA GO. COMING THROUGH. 112 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,547 UH-OH. 113 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,851 HIT REVERSE, SIBS. 114 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,187 SU NODRAP. YAW EKAM. 115 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,689 HGUORTH GNIMOC. SU ESUCXE. 116 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,958 YAWGMAG. OG ATTOG. 117 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,395 [SHOES SQUEAK] 118 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,801 THE CONCERT HAS BEGUN. 119 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,502 TAKE YOUR SEATS! 120 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,475 YOUR MOTHER USED PAMPERS. 121 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,210 ONCE AGAIN, 122 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,046 THE SHUBERT. 123 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,246 [CRACKING] 124 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,584 [CRUNCHING] 125 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:29,420 CARAMEL CORN? 126 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,289 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 127 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,356 TAFFY? 128 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:33,324 'KAY. 129 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,033 ALL OF IT. 130 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,686 AAH! 131 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,299 DISGUSTING! 132 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,539 THE SHUBERT. 133 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,641 [BLOWING] 134 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,300 NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 135 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,584 [APPLAUSE] 136 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:13,524 VERY PETE TOWNSEND-ESQUE. 137 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:14,525 WHO? 138 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,726 EXACTLY. 139 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,962 OOH! OOH! OOH! 140 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:18,963 YES, WELL... 141 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,398 FOR MY NEXT NUMBER, 142 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,966 LUDWIG VON PLOTZBURGER'S 143 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,702 MOST COMPELLING MUSICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT. 144 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,070 REGRETFULLY, 145 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:29,073 ONLY A SOPHISTICATED EAR AS MINE OWN 146 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,142 CAN FULLY APPRECIATE THE DEPTH 147 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,877 OF THIS MASTERPIECE. 148 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,715 COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION 149 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:38,783 IS REQUIRED. 150 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:42,086 VON PLOTZBURGER'S PAVAN AND DIRGE 151 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,354 IN C-MINOR, 152 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,756 OPUS 7 AND ELEVEN. 153 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,437 [SNORING] 154 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,009 ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ 155 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,111 BRAVO! 156 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,112 BRAVO! 157 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:41,980 BRAVO! 158 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,481 BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! 159 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,615 ENCORE! ENCORE! 160 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,950 [WHISTLES] 161 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:52,891 AH, SO THERE YOU IS. 162 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,732 I-I CAUGHT 'EM NOW, DOC. 163 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,137 GOOD JOB, RALPHIE. 164 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,504 LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 165 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,373 VAS IS DAS? 166 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,609 OHHH! 167 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,610 BUT... 168 00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,779 WHERE ARE ZE WARNER BROTHERS? 169 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,283 ♪ 'TWAS A GUY NAMED JOE ♪ 170 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,918 ♪ FROM KOKOMO ♪ 171 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,653 ♪ PLAYIN' THAT PIANO RAG ♪ 172 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,654 WHEE! 173 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,588 ♪ HE BANGED THE KEYS ♪ 174 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,223 ♪ WITH HIS HEAD AND HIS KNEES ♪ 175 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,326 ♪ PLAYIN' THAT PIANO RAG ♪ 176 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,927 ♪ HE TWIDDLED WITH THIS TOES ♪ 177 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,462 ♪ AND HE DIDDLED WITH HIS NOSE ♪ 178 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,864 ♪ PLAYIN' THAT PIANO RAG ♪ 179 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,299 ♪ AND WHEN THE DAY WAS DONE ♪ 180 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,733 ♪ HE HAD SOME FUN ♪ 181 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,503 ♪ PLAYIN' THAT PIANO RAG ♪ 182 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:23,781 ♪ HE WAS PLAYIN' THAT PIANO RAG ♪♪ 183 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,288 [THUNDER] 184 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,104 THANK YOU. 185 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,638 KEEP THE CHANGE. 186 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,288 EXCUSE ME. 187 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,790 I HAVE TO, UH... 188 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,226 GIVE, UH... RETURN, UH... 189 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,727 SPIT IT OUT, SISTER. 190 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,796 TAKE THIS CAT! 191 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,798 IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT. 192 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,801 I THOUGHT I'D LIKE HAVING A CAT. 193 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,303 I THOUGHT SHE'D BE GOOD COMPANY. 194 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:23,107 I JUST WENT THROUGH A HORRIBLE BREAKUP. 195 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,742 [SNIFFS] 196 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,610 EEEUWW, MAN. 197 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:30,181 IT'S JUST... SHE'S SO INDEPENDENT. 198 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,984 SHE'D JUST SIT AND STARE AT ME 199 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,686 LIKE SHE'S BETTER THAN ME OR SOMETHING. 200 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,825 YOU UNDERSTAND. 201 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,761 I WANT A PET WHO'LL COME WHEN I CALL, 202 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,097 CUDDLE ME AFTER A BAD DAY. 203 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,631 HAVE A KID, LADY. 204 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,770 AAH! 205 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,071 OHH... 206 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,273 WOOF! WOOF! 207 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,373 SLOW DOWN. 208 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:59,177 SLOW DOWN, WILL YOU? 209 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,679 RUFF! 210 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:05,382 I SPENT 700 BUCKS TRYING TO POTTY-TRAIN THIS DOG, 211 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:08,286 AND HE STILL WON'T GO ON THE PAPER. 212 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,754 MY KID REALLY WANTED A DOG, 213 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,558 BUT THIS THING'S EATEN EVERY PAIR OF SHOES I OWN. 214 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,060 HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED 215 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,262 A $4,000 PURE TEAK TIMBERKIDS PLAY SET. 216 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,397 HE CHEWED IT TO BITS. 217 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,166 OH, I HATE DOGS. 218 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:31,242 GOSH, WHAT A NICE GUY. 219 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,810 [SNIFFING] 220 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,115 WHO'S THERE? 221 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,250 WHERE? 222 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,220 ALL RIGHT, BUB, WHO ARE YOU? 223 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,756 MY NAME'S RUNT, BUT MY MASTER CALLS ME STUPID. 224 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,558 WHAT A NICE GUY. 225 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,160 WHO ARE YOU? 226 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,261 NAME'S RITA. 227 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,063 FIRST TIME IN THE JOINT? 228 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,430 YUP. 229 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,466 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? 230 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,568 WETTING ON THE CARPET. YOU? 231 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,070 SAME AS ALWAYS-- 232 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,006 BEING TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM. 233 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,440 OH. 234 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,259 [SNORING] 235 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,731 OH, HERE COMES A TICKET TO FREEDOM. 236 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,767 MAKE WITH THE SAD EYES. 237 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,774 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING CUTE, 238 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,910 SOMETHING INDEPENDENT. 239 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,680 OH, THAT'S IT! 240 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,717 OH, IT'S ADORABLE! 241 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,588 OH! 242 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,924 [COUGH] 243 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,258 OH. 244 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,527 COME TO MAMA. 245 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,269 HUMANS. GO FIG. 246 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,703 YEAH, AIN'T THEY GREAT? 247 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,206 WHO ELSE WOULD ADOPT A RAT? 248 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,208 [DOOR SHUTS] 249 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,612 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 250 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,282 SOON WE'LL BE SLEEPING THE BIG SLEEP. 251 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,551 I COULD USE A NAP. 252 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,253 THEY'RE GOING TO GAS US! 253 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,988 WE'LL BE DEAD. 254 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,924 I DON'T THINK I'M THAT TIRED. 255 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,393 YOU'RE NOT A VERY SMART CAT, HUH? 256 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,430 NOPE. 257 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,698 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST. 258 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,335 [YAWN] 259 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,204 WHAT'S A HUMAN GOOD FOR, ANYWAY? 260 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,776 THEY PET YOU WHEN YOU'RE SAD. 261 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,744 THEY SMACK YOU WHEN YOU'RE BAD. 262 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,480 WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY, THEY DEFINITELY FEED YOU. 263 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,515 YEAH, ON VACATIONS THEY LEAVE YOU 264 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,051 WITH HARDLY NO FOOD. 265 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,552 RING A BELL, DUDE? 266 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:56,553 [WHIMPERS] 267 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,322 EXACTLY MY POINT. 268 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:02,093 ♪ HUMANS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE ♪ 269 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,596 ♪ THEY DON'T MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME ♪ 270 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,832 ♪ NO, NOT MUCH AT ALL ♪ 271 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,471 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE AND TINY ♪ 272 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,506 ♪ THEY PET YOUR CUTE HEINIE ♪ 273 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,243 ♪ BUT THEN WHEN YOU GROW ♪ 274 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,379 IT'S A SIMPLE NO-SHOW ♪ 275 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,214 ♪ IT'S SHOO-SHOO OFF THIS ♪ 276 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,149 ♪ AND DON'T YOU DARE SCRATCH ON THAT ♪ 277 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,284 ♪ IF THEY CALL YOU AT ALL ♪ 278 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,287 ♪ IT'S ALWAYS "DUMB CAT" ♪ 279 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:34,158 ♪ HUMANS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE ♪ 280 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,461 ♪ THEY DON'T MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME ♪ 281 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,797 ♪ NO, NOT MUCH AT ALL ♪ 282 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,434 ♪ BUT WHEN IT'S ALL DARK AND QUIET ♪ 283 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,103 ♪ I TRY HARD TO FIGHT IT ♪ 284 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,372 ♪ BUT I DREAM OF HOME ♪ 285 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,275 ♪ THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ROAM ♪ 286 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,713 ♪ SOMEONE TO FEED ME AND PUT ME TO BED ♪ 287 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,715 ♪ AND SCRATCH ME JUST SO ♪ 288 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,984 ♪ ON TOP OF MY HEAD ♪ 289 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,921 ♪ BUT I AIN'T GONNA LOVE 'EM ♪ 290 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,557 ♪ NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT CALL ♪ 291 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:10,494 ♪ 'CAUSE HUMANS DON'T MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME ♪ 292 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,596 ♪ NO ♪ 293 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:21,238 ♪ NOT MUCH AT ALL ♪♪ 294 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,909 [SIGH] 295 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,380 WHO KNEW? 296 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,882 HEY, UH... 297 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,718 IT'S BEEN NICE MAKING YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 298 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,287 IF I MADE IT, 299 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,989 I'M GLAD IT WAS NICE. 300 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,126 UH, HEY, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, 301 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,360 JUST WHISTLE. 302 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,002 [WHISTLING POP GOES THE WEASEL] 303 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,739 ME AND MY OVERUSED CLICHES. 304 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,244 LET'S ASSUME THE APPARENT. 305 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,846 YOU WANT ME TO BUST YOU OUT. 306 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,682 IF I DON'T, IT'LL PLAY ON MY CONSCIENCE 307 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,751 LIKE AN OUT-OF-TUNE ACCORDION. 308 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,754 ONCE I SPRING YOU, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 309 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,690 I DON'T KNOW YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 310 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,092 WOOF! 311 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,763 WOOF? 312 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,266 YOU'RE A DOG! 313 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,967 SO ARE YOU. 314 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,902 YOU'RE A GOOD DOG, RITA, 315 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,404 A REALLY GOOD DOG. 316 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,573 I AM A CAT. 317 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,707 A CAT? 318 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,942 A CAT? 319 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,444 WHERE? WHERE'S A CAT? 320 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,945 WHERE'S THE FURRY FELINE? 321 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,880 I'LL CHOMP IT TO BITS. 322 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,449 GRRR! 323 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,284 GRRR! 324 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,219 AW, NEVER MIND. LET'S AMSCRAY. 325 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,455 BREAK IT UP. 326 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,323 TROUBLEMAKERS, HUH? 327 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,226 LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO SEPARATE YOU TWO. 328 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,994 GRRR...WOOF! 329 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,738 I HATE GOVERNMENT JOBS. 330 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,742 HEY, LASSIE! 331 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,244 YOU CAN STOP NOW. 332 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,881 HEEL, BOY! 333 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,583 [THWACK] 334 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,118 [SIGH] 335 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,654 DOGS. 336 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,324 THAT WAS A PRETTY CHIVALROUS THING 337 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,660 YOU DID BACK THERE. 338 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,927 REALLY? 339 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,496 GEE, I'M SORRY. 340 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,997 WHAT DO YOU SAY 341 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,000 WE PAL AROUND TOGETHER FOR A WHILE 342 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,002 TILL WE FIND A HOME? 343 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,504 THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC. 344 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,772 BUT WHEN WE EACH FIND HOMES... 345 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,709 I DON'T KNOW YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 346 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,943 DEAL? 347 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,912 I DON'T HAVE ANY CARDS. 348 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,317 HIT THE ROAD, EINSTEIN. 349 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,654 HEY, RITA, LOOK AT ALL THE TREES! 350 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:54,225 WHAT HAVE I STARTED? 351 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,160 DO OTHER DOGS KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE TREES? 352 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,729 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 353 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,097 SMELL THIS ONE, RITA. 354 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,233 THIS ONE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE. 355 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:06,937 DEFINITELY A CHEESE TREE. 356 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:39,203 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 357 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,005 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P. 358 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,861 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 359 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,330 GOODBYE, NURSE! GOODBYE, NURSE! GOODBYE, NURSE!