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♪ THEY CALL US WARNER ♪
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♪ WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND SISTER ♪
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♪ AIN'T SHE A DISH? ♪
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♪ AND WE TASTE
JUST LIKE FISH ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNERS ♪
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♪ STIR UP ♪
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♪ CARTOON CONFUSION ♪
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♪ CAUSING CONTUSIONS ♪
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♪ WHEREVER THEY SWISH ♪♪
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[IMITATING PORPOISES]
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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOOD FEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ COCKAMAMIE ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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AH-CHOO!
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MR. PLOTZ,
I'M SICK, SIR.
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I'M GOING HOME.
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HOME? BUT--BUT--
BUT WHO'LL DO
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ALL MY IMPORTANT LITTLE
EXECUTIVE THINGS?
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HE'S THE PHONE NUMBER
FOR A TEMP AGENCY.
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THEY'LL SEND SOMEONE OVER.
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CALL THEM?
ON THE PHONE?
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WITH ALL THOSE
NUMBERS AND BUTTONS?
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BUT I--
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AH-CHOO!
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I'M SORRY, SIR.
GOODBYE, SIR.
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[MUTTERING]
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5. SO I PRESS THIS 5.
IS THAT IT?
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NO. WAIT. 4.
DO I PRESS THIS 4?
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OH, I CAN'T
DO THIS BY MYSELF.
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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!
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I'LL GET IT!
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LET ME GET IT!
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I WANT TO GET IT!
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ALL RIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IT.
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FINE.
FINE.
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[RING RING RING]
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I'LL GET IT!
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LOOK! THE HORROR!
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WHAT?
WHAT?
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HELLO, NURSE.
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I NEVER GET TO GET IT.
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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OH, THANK HEAVEN.
FINALLY.
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THIS IS THE CEO
OF WARNER BROS.
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I NEED HELP
OVER HERE BECAUSE--
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WHO IS THIS?
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IT'S ME--YAKKO.
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DON'T WORRY, T.P.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
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I DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER.
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STAY AWAY FROM ME,
DO YOU HEAR? HELLO! HELLO!
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OH, MY. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
WHERE'S MY ASPIRIN?
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REPORTING FOR WORK,
SIR.
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GET BACK IN YOUR TOWER.
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YOU NEEDED US
TO BE SCELECATARIES.
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NEVER!
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AND GIVE ME BACK
MY PAPERWEIGHT.
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O.K. BUT YOU HAVE
TO WAIT A WHILE.
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GOOD NIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
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EWW!
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[RING]
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THE PHONE.
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HELLO. HELLO.
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I SAID HELLO!
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HELLO! OH, HOW
DOES THIS WORK?
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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!
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LOOK!
WAYNE NEWTON!
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WHERE?
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[RING]
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MR. PLOTZ' OFFICE.
MAY I HELP YOU?
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I NEVER GET TO GET IT.
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YES, MR. COSTNER.
THURSDAY AT 2 IS FINE.
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YES. UH-HUH.
OKEY-DOKEY. YOU BET.
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OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET? O.K.
YOU BET. UH-HUH. BYE-BYE.
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WELL, I GUESS
IT WOULDN'T HURT
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FOR YOU TO STAY
THE DAY TO HELP OUT.
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YOU'LL NEVER LIVE
TO REGRET IT.
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HEAVEN HELP ME.
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STILL HOLDING,
MR. SCHWARZENEGGER?
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O.K. OH, I'D LOVE
THAT RECIPE.
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AREN'T YOU A DOLL?
STAY ON THE LINE.
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STILL THERE, MR. EASTWOOD?
PLEASE HOLD.
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MR. KATZENBERG?
YOU'LL BE HOLDING.
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MISS PFEIFFER, HOLD.
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MISS FONDA, TAKE
A BIG BREATH AND HOLD.
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WHEW.
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WHY IS EVERYBODY
ON HOLD?
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'CAUSE MR. PLOTZ
IS VERY BUSY.
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MY HEAVENS,
IT'S A SLOW DAY.
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I HAVEN'T
GOTTEN ANY CALLS.
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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COME IN.
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HELLO.
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AAH! DON'T DO THAT!
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I'M SORRY, T.P.
THESE THINGS NEED
YOUR SIGNATURE.
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OH, GOODIE.
I LIKE DOING THAT.
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SIGN HERE...
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HERE, HERE, AND HERE.
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BY THE WAY,
WHAT AM I SIGNING?
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A LITTLE OF THAT,
A LITTLE OF THIS.
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MOSTLY THIS.
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MR. SINATRA, HOLD.
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MR. REDFORD, HOLD...ME.
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MR. PRESIDENT,
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GET TO WORK.
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HELLO, MEL!
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I'D LIKE TO SEE
MR. PLOTZ.
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HE'S BUSY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT US.
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WHY DON'T I,
UH, JUST WAIT.
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NO! LET'S STAY
LIKE THIS FOREVER!
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HE TOUCHED ME.
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[GASP]
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DIDN'T I MEET YOU
ON A SUMMER CRUISE?
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I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE.
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WANT TO? I HAVE TICKETS.
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HA HA. ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I'LL JUST CALL.
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I'M GOING TO MARRY
THAT MAN.
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HERE, HERE,
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HERE, HERE,
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HERE, HERE, HERE.
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SORRY. I GOT
CARRIED AWAY.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WE'RE RICH!
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WE'RE POOR!
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WAKKO, MAKE COPIES.
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YAKKO,
TYPE THIS MEMO.
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DOT, FILE THESE.
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WELL, GET TO WORK!
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[CRACK]
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[IMITATING TYPEWRITER]
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[DING]
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[DING]
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I'M DONE.
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I'M DONE.
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ME, TOO.
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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!
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[RING]
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LOOK! IT'S
A BIG FAT FANNY!
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HELLO, NURSE!
HOLD, PLEASE.
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I NEVER GET TO GET IT!
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WAKKO,
COME IN MY OFFICE.
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PPLLBBT!
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SIT DOWN.
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TAKE A LETTER.
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WHERE TO?
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NO. I WANT YOU
TO WRITE A LETTER.
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O.K.
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DEAR SANTA, I'VE BEEN
SO GOOD THIS YEAR.
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I'D LIKE A NEW MALLET
AND A BRASS ANVIL.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
WRITE A LETTER
FOR ME!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
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DOT, GET IN HERE. I NEED
TO DICTATE A LETTER.
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JUST A MOMENT,
MR. PLOTZ.
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IN CONCLUSION,
IT IS IMPERATIVE
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THAT THIS MOVIE
BE BROUGHT IN
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UNDER BUDGET
AND ON TIME.
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SINCERELY,
THADDEUS PLOTZ.
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DOT, READ THAT BACK.
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READ WHAT BACK?
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THE LETTER I DICTATED.
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WHAT LETTER?
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I'M SORRY. WERE YOU
SAYING SOMETHING?
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OUT!
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YAKKO, CAN YOU
TAKE DICTATION?
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SURE, BOSS.
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FINALLY.
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TAKE IT WHERE?
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AAH!
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WHY, YOU--
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
TAKE IT EASY, THAD.
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WHO SCREAMED?
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HE DID. HE BLEW.
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GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!
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AHA!
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STOP!
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TIME OUT.
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WHEN WILL THIS
INSANITY END?
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WHEN ONE OF US
ANSWERS THE PHONE,
SILLY.
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I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
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TIME IN.
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[RING]
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I'LL GET IT.
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HELLO. UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH. O.K.
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BYE-BYE.
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00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,990
THAT WAS YOUR
SCELECATARY.
258
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,358
SHE'S
STILL SICK.
259
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,462
YOU GET US FOR
ONE MORE DAY.
260
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:19,470
OH...
261
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,941
BUTTONS!
262
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,977
OH, BUTTONS!
263
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[GIGGLING]
264
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,155
SILLY PUPPY.
265
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,273
[SQUEALING]
266
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,978
MINDY, LET'S GET YOU
IN YOUR HARNESS.
267
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,347
I'VE GOT A TREAT FOR YOU.
268
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,814
O.K., LADY.
269
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,417
I'M YOUR MOTHER.
CALL ME MOM.
270
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,585
O.K., LADY.
271
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[SIGH]
272
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,822
NOW YOU SHOULD BE
PERFECTLY SAFE IN THERE.
273
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,258
HERE'S YOUR TREAT, HON.
274
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,093
LOLLY.
275
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THANK YOU, LADY.
I LOVE YOU, BYE-BYE.
276
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,631
[SIGH] YEAH. O.K.
277
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,335
NOW, BUTTONS,
NO TREAT FOR YOU
278
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,504
UNLESS
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.
279
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,906
NO MISBEHAVING.
280
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,109
AND, BUTTONS, DON'T
TERRORIZE THE MAILMAN.
281
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,844
[WHO, ME?]
282
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AHH! HA HA!
283
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,958
HIYA, MINDY.
284
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HI, MR. MAN.
285
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,164
LOLLY.
286
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,848
HUH?
287
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,019
LOLLY.
288
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,328
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
289
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,997
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]
290
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,698
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]
291
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,508
OHH...
292
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,510
BUTTONS!
293
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,545
HEE HEE. SILLY PUPPY.
294
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,652
[GASP]
295
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,255
O.K. I LOVE YOU.
BYE-BYE!
296
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,034
[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]
297
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,041
[BURP]
298
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,390
HIYA, FOLKS.
299
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,429
AH-YUP, LOAD HER UP.
300
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,739
LOLLY.
301
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,776
LOLLY, LOLLY,
LOLLY, LOLLY, LOLLY.
302
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,180
[GASP]
303
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,287
[WHIMPERING]
304
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,436
HUH?
305
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,031
COLD.
306
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,568
I PUSH THE BUTTON.
307
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,316
LOLLY. LOLLY!
308
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:13,998
HUH?
309
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,667
WOO!
310
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,008
AH. LOLLY.
311
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,688
BUTTONS, YOU SO SILLY.
312
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,825
[SIGH]
313
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,396
MINDY? MINDY,
IS EVERYTHING
O.K. OUT THERE?
314
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,565
HI, LADY.
315
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,100
CALL ME MOM.
316
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,603
IS BUTTONS TAKING
GOOD CARE OF--
317
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,539
BUTTONS! WHAT IS THIS?
318
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,542
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE
THE MAILMAN ALONE!
319
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:01,212
BAD DOG. BAD.
NO TREAT FOR YOU.
320
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,480
HONESTLY.
321
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:08,886
[WHIMPERING]
322
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,324
YOU ARE NOW HYPNOTIZED.
323
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,761
WE ARE NOW HYPNOTIZED.
324
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,262
OOH, GOOD. HEH HEH.
325
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,765
WHEN YOU WAKES
FROM SLEEPY TIME,
326
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,267
YOU WILL NO LONGER
BE ZANY.
327
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,269
YOU WILL BE CALM CHILDREN
328
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,939
WHO LIKE TO SIT
AND BE REALLY QUIET.
329
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,974
NOW WAKE UP.
330
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,078
ARE YOU STILL ZANY?
331
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,081
ONLY OUR HAIRDRESSER
KNOWS FOR SURE.
332
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,852
STOP THAT! SIT DOWN!
333
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,624
NOTHING I TRY WORKS
WITH YOU KIDS.
334
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,425
I'M THINK
YOU'RE NOT NORMAL.
335
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,562
I'M AS NORMAL
AS THE NEXT KID!
336
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,497
ME, TOO.
337
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,264
ME, THREE!
338
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,633
NO! WHAT ARE YOU?
339
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,003
LOOK AT YOU
WITH THOSE EARS AND TAILS!
340
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,404
THAT'S NOT NORMAL.
341
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,406
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU?
342
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,308
WELL...
343
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,614
♪ MAYBE WE ARE DOGS ♪
344
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,248
♪ CUTE LITTLE DOGS,
WITH EARS ♪
345
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,783
WOOF! WOOF!
[PANTING]
346
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,686
♪ AND LITTLE TAILS
THAT WE CAN WAG ♪
347
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,523
♪ HEY, LET'S GO
FETCH HIS SLIPPERS
AND PLAY TAG ♪
348
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,992
HEY! GET OFF OF ME!
349
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,627
♪ MAYBE I'M A CAT ♪
350
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,228
♪ WHAT DO YA THINK
OF THAT? ♪
351
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,364
♪ A LOVELY CAT THAT
ALL THE WORLD ADORES ♪
352
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,433
♪ AND HERE'S
MY KITTY PAWS ♪
353
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,002
♪ WITH LITTLE
KITTY CLAWS ♪
354
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,337
♪ WHICH I LIKE
TO SHARPEN
ON YOUR COUCH ♪
355
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,940
AAH! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
356
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,708
♪ MAYBE I'M A BUNNY ♪
357
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,811
♪ HOPPIN' ROUND HERE
HAPPY AS I PLEASE ♪
358
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,246
♪ OR PENGUINS
AND IT'S COLD ♪
359
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,148
♪ WHICH MAKES
YOU SNEEZE ♪
AH-CHOO!
360
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,850
♪ I'VE GOT IT, OF COURSE ♪
361
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,585
♪ MAYBE I'M A HORSE ♪
362
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,520
♪ I CAN LIVE ON
OATS AND HAY ♪
363
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,022
♪ AND LAUGH AND RUN
AND JUMP AND PLAY ♪
364
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,559
♪ AND YOU CAN RIDE
ON ME ALL DAY ♪
365
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,193
NO WAY!
366
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,462
♪ HEY, MAYBE I'M A SKUNK ♪
367
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,564
OH, BOY!
YOU REALLY STINK!
368
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,398
♪ A DINOSAUR
MIGHT BE SOME FUN ♪
369
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,100
BUT THEN
YOU'D BE EXTINCT.
370
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,036
♪ MAYBE WE'RE
ALL INSECTS ♪
371
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,737
♪ DO YOU LIKE
BUGS AND BEES? ♪
372
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,072
YOU KIDS ARE BUGGY
IN THE HEAD!
373
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,339
♪ MAYBE WE'RE GIANT
FLEAS ♪
374
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:13,010
YAAH!
375
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,411
♪ MAYBE
AN ELECTRIC EEL ♪
376
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,412
♪ A SEAL ♪
377
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,581
♪ GET REAL! ♪
378
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,049
♪ HEY, WAIT A MINUTE,
I GOT IT NOW ♪
379
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,617
♪ YES, I DO ♪
YOU DO?
380
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,719
♪ WE'RE NOT BEES,
AND WE'RE NOT CATS ♪
381
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,187
♪ OR BUGS OR HORSES
OR THINGS LIKE THAT ♪
382
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,223
♪ WHAT WE ARE IS
CLEAR AND ABSOLUTE ♪
383
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,493
♪ WHAT WE ARE,
DEAR DOCTOR ♪
384
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,095
♪ IS CUTE ♪♪
385
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,902
I'M SORRY I ASKED.
386
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:08,466
I CAN'T THINK OF
THE ENDING OF THIS SHOW.
387
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,934
I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE.