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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROS. ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER SISTER
DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN, WE RUN AROUND
THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE
AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ BUT FEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WACKS THEM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ LUCKY CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIP ♪
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♪ WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE SAVIN' TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BOLOGNA
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEY ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANEY ♪
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♪ THE RAIN IN SPAINEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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IT WAS A CHICKEN,
I TELL YOU.
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DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF!
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS
THIS STUDIO RUNNING?
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UH...YOUR BRILLIANT
LEADERSHIP, T.P.?
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I MEAN BESIDES THAT.
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WHAT KEEPS
THIS PLACE GOING?
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MEL GIBSON MOVIES?
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YES, SCRATCHANSNIFF!
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HOW DO WE PAY FOR THEM?
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WITH MONEY. MONEY!
AND WE NEED MORE.
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WITH THAT IN MIND,
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I'VE INVITED SOME
POWERFUL FOREIGN INVESTORS
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TO COME HERE TOMORROW.
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THEY'RE PREPARED
TO GIVE US ONE BILL--
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ONE BILL--
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ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?
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THAT'S A ONE WITH LOTS
OF ZEROS AFTER IT.
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NO!
IT MEANS TOMORROW
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IS THE STUDIO'S
MOST IMPORTANT DAY!
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I'M THROWING
A GALA BANQUET
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ON SOUND STAGE 10.
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EVERY HOLLYWOOD STAR
WILL BE THERE.
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THE INVESTORS GET
ROYAL TREATMENT,
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AND WE'LL GET THE CHECK...
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IFIT GOES SMOOTHLY!
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THERE'S JUST ONE CATCH.
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BEFORE THEY INVEST,
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THEY WANT TO MEET
EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE,
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INCLUDING YOU...
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OOH, THAT'S NICE!
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I LIKE A PARTY.
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AND INCLUDING...
THE WARNER BROS.
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HI, T.P.!
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AND THE WARNER SISTER.
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NO, T.P.!
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DON'T LET
THE INVESTORS
MEET THEM!
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THEY'RE OUT
OF CONTROL!
THEY'RE--
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YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
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YOU'RE THE STUDIO
PSYCHIATRIST.
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YOU HAVE 24 HOURS,
SCRATCHANSNIFF,
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TO TEACH THEM
SOME MANNERS.
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I CAN'T HAVE THOSE--
THOSE--WHAT ARE THEY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, I CAN'T HAVE THEM
RUINING THIS BANQUET!
UNDERSTAND?
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL TRY.
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TRYING IS NOT
GOOD ENOUGH,
SCRATCHANSNIFF.
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DO IT!
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UH! ARGH! OH!
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OOF!
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GRRR!
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BRING ME THE WARNER BROS.
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WISH ME LUCK, SIGGY.
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[STRAINING SOUNDS]
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♪ HELLO ♪
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♪ DOCTOR ♪
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♪ SCRATCHANSNIFF ♪
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♪ HE ASKS
A LOT OF QUESTIONS ♪
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♪ TO FIND OUT
WHAT WE THINK ♪
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♪ HE'S DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF,
THE STUDIO SHRINK ♪
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♪ HE SAYS ♪
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HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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♪ WE SAY, WITH OUR HANDS ♪
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HOW DO YOU
STAY TOGETHER?
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♪ WE USE RUBBER BANDS ♪
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I WANT TO KNOW
YOUR PSYCHE.
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♪ THERE'S TWO INSIDE
OUR SKULL ♪
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NOW, WHAT
WOULD YOU CALL THAT?
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♪ A BI-PSYCHE-SKULL ♪
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♪ HE KNOWS OUR MOTIVATIONS ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT
HE'D LIKE TO THINK ♪
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♪ HE'S DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF,
THE STUDIO SHRINK ♪♪
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[CRASH]
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STOP THAT! STOP!
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DO YOU KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE?
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NO ONE REALLY
KNOWS WHY, DOC,
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ALTHOUGH SCHOPENHAUER
HAD A THEORY--
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT!
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WHY'D YA SAY IT?
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YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING!
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NO, THIS IS
MISS INTERPRETING.
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THIS IS
MISS UNDERSTANDING.
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AND I'M MISS-TERIOUS.
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OOH, A GIANT
PEZ DISPENSER.
WANT ONE?
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STOP PLAYING WITH MY BUST!
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GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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BE QUIET! I HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
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STORY TIME!
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GET TO
THE SCARY PART.
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WHAT SCARY PART?
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THE PART WITH MY PET.
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ARGGH!
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AAH!
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YA, YA, YOUR PET. O.K.
GOOD PET, HEH HEH.
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NOW LISTEN,
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THE STUDIO'S GIVING
A BIG PARTY
FOR SOME INVESTORS
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WITH MOVIE STARS
AND EVERYTHING AND...
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YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED.
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MOVIE STARS?
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MICHELLE PFEIFFER!
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MEL GIBSON!
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DON KNOTTS!
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PLEASE!
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THERE'S ALSO
SOME BAD NEWS.
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BEA ARTHUR'S PUTTING OUT
A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR?
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SHE IS?
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NO!
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THE BAD NEWS IS,
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YOU CAN ONLY GO
IF TRAINED TO BE
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POLITE, CLEAN,
WELL-DRESSED CHILDREN
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ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS A PARTY.
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WELL, YES OR NO?
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[MUMBLING]
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WELL,
WHAT DID YOU DECIDE?
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[MUMBLING]
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YES OR NO?
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YES!
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YOU GOT A DEAL.
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LET THE TRAINING BEGIN!
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KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!
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RIGHT! RIGHT!
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AHH, YOU'RE
A WRECKING MACHINE!
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EEEE!
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I GOT A HEADACHE THIS BIG.
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AND NOW, MY LITTLE...
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FRIENDS,
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WE SHALL BEGIN
TRAINING YOU FOR THE PARTY.
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OH, MISS NURSE?
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WILL YOU COME IN?
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HELLO, NURSE!
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BOYS. GO FIG.
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SHE'S GOING TO ASSIST ME
IN YOUR LESSONS
ON ETIQUETTE.
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START WITH
THE RECEIVING LINE.
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NO!
THAT'S A CONGA LINE!
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NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE
UP ON YOUR DANCE STEPS.
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ARGH!
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GRRR!
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NOW,
IN A RECEIVING LINE,
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IF I INTRODUCED HER,
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WHAT WOULD BE
THE PROPER GREETING?
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HELLO, NURSE!
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NO, NO! A PROPER
GREETING LIKE THIS--
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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NOW, YAKKO, YOU TRY.
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HOW DO YOU DO...
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THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTH?
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TAKE ME AWAY...
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BUT BE GENTLE. I'M FRAGILE.
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IT'S IMPOLITE
TO BE THAT PERSONAL.
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WAKKO?
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I DISAGREE!
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NO! I WANT YOU
TO GREET THE LADY.
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HELLO, NURSE!
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NO, NO, NO.
HOW DO YOU DO?
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FINE, THANKS.
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EEE!
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DOT, WOULD YOU CARE
TO TRY IT?
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BUT MAKE
A LITTLE CURTSY.
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THANKS, BUT I DID
BEFORE I LEFT HOME.
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NO, A CURTSY.
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MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY.
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HA HA HA HA!
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♪ MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY ♪♪
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A CURTSY! A LITTLE CURTSY.
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HA HA HA HA!
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STOP IT! STOP THAT!
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I'M NOT HERE
TO AMUSE YOU.
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THEN, PLEASE,
STOP BEING SO FUNNY.
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NOW, DOT,
PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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TEE-HEE. CURTSY LAUGH.
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OHH!
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LET'S MOVE ON.
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AND LIFT!
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COMING THROUGH!
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UH, WHERE DO YOU WANT
THE COUCH, MAC?
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[SIGH]
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WE'LL WORK
ON OUR DICTION.
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HOW DO WE AVOID
BAD ELOCUTION?
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STAY INSIDE DURING
A THUNDERSTORM.
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NO, NO. ELOCUTION--
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DICTION, PRONUNCIATION.
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WE'LL WORK
ON OUR VOWEL SOUNDS.
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LET'S PRONOUNCE THIS.
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A-E-I-O-U.
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AEIOU. AAEEOOO.
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NO, NO!
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I WANT THE LETTERS!
THE LETTERS!
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SCRATCHANSNIFF,
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SCRATCHANSNIFF,
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SCRATCHANSNIFF.
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HEY!
DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF,
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YOU MAY HAVE WON
$10 MILLION!
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ARE YOU MARRIED?
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NO, NO, NO!
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WITH A TEMPER LIKE THAT,
IT'S NO WONDER.
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STOP! HALTENZIE!
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GET--NO!
IN YOUR SEATS!
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IF YOU WANT TO GO,
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YOU MUST STOP
THE GAGS!
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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[SIGH]
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LET'S PLUNGE AHEAD.
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O.K.!
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[WAKKO]
CANNONBALL!
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AAH!
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WHEN IT'S TIME TO EAT,
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TABLE MANNERS ARE OF
THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
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I WANT YOU TO SIT UP.
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ARF!
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WE CAN ALSO PLAY DEAD.
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GET UP! GET UP!
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WHAT,
WITHOUT A TREAT?
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YES!
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SHAMU WOULDN'T WORK
UNDER THESE CONDITIONS.
254
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,933
BUT SHAMU DOESN'T WANT
TO GO TO THE PARTY!
255
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,434
WAS SHE INVITED?
256
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,468
ARGH!
257
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,345
HELLO, FRENCH NURSE!
258
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,215
NEVER MIND.
259
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,717
NOW, WE'LL EAT
A PRACTICE MEAL.
260
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,486
I'LL CORRECT YOU
AS WE GO ALONG. BEGIN.
261
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,690
[SLURPING]
262
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,964
DON'T USE YOUR HANDS!
263
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,498
USE THE PROPER TOOLS!
264
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,567
STOP THAT!
SIT DOWN!
265
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,736
DO YOU WANT
TO GO OR NOT?
266
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,404
YES.
267
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,373
AAH!
268
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,374
FINE.
269
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,410
NOW THEN,
YOU HAVE A SALAD FORK,
270
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,411
DINNER FORK,
271
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,412
BUTTER KNIFE,
272
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:49,413
WATER GLASS,
273
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,414
SOUP SPOON,
274
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,415
DINNER KNIFE,
275
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,416
FISH KNIFE,
276
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,918
OYSTER FORK,
DESSERT SPOON,
277
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,419
NAPKIN, FINGER BOWL,
278
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,921
DINNER SPOON,
SALAD KNIFE,
279
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,656
BREAD PLATE.
GOT IT?
280
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,159
I CAN BEAT IT--
FULL HOUSE.
281
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,660
OHH!
282
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,162
YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION!
283
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,664
YOU DIDN'T HEAR
ANY OF THAT!
284
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,733
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO ANYTHING!
285
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,801
WELL,
SURE WE ARE, DOC.
286
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,270
LET'S REVIEW, SHALL WE?
287
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,241
♪ WHEN YOU WALK
INTO A PARTY ♪
288
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,109
♪ IT'S
A FORMAL UNIVERSE ♪
289
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,344
YA!
290
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,644
♪ SO YOU JUMP UP
ON YOUR HOST ♪
291
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,347
♪ AND WITH A KISS
SAY HELLO, NURSE ♪
292
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,848
NO!
293
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,050
♪ REMEMBER THAT
GOOD DICTION ♪
294
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,052
♪ REFLECTS SO WELL
ON YOU ♪
295
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,287
YA!
296
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,155
♪ SO PRACTICE
ALL YOUR VOWEL SOUNDS ♪
297
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,424
♪ BY SAYING AEIOUUU ♪
298
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,926
NO!
299
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,095
♪ TO USE
THE RIGHT UTENSILS ♪
300
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,964
♪ ONE OF ETIQUETTE'S
DEMANDS ♪
301
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,900
♪ SO WE RECOMMEND
YOU THROW THEM OUT ♪
302
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,167
♪ AND EAT WITH YOUR HANDS ♪
303
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,170
♪ A SALAD FORK,
A DINNER FORK ♪
304
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,605
♪ A BUTTER KNIFE,
A WATER GLASS ♪
305
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,672
♪ A SOUP SPOON,
A DINNER KNIFE ♪
306
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,008
♪ A FORK FOR EATING
PICKLED BASS ♪
307
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,442
♪ AN OYSTER FORK,
DESSERT SPOON ♪
308
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,911
♪ A NAPKIN
AND A FINGER BOWL ♪
309
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,178
♪ A DINNER SPOON,
A SALAD KNIFE ♪
310
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,580
♪ A BREAD PLATE
FOR YOUR DINNER ROLL ♪
311
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,116
♪ WE'VE HEARD THE RULES
YOU NEED TO KNOW ♪
312
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,350
♪ TO MAKE
THAT SOCIAL CLIMB ♪
313
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,818
♪ BUT WE'D RATHER SPEND
OUR ENERGY ♪
314
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,721
♪ ON HAVING A GOOD TIME ♪♪
315
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,961
NO, NO, NO!
I GIVE UP!
316
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,396
IT CAN'T BE DONE.
317
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,665
KAPUTSKI! YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO THE PARTY.
318
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,734
NOT GOING TO THE PARTY?
319
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,236
WHY?
320
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,637
WHY? WHY?
321
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:23,007
BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE POLITE,
SPEAK CORRECTLY, OR SAY,
322
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,909
HOW DO YOU DO!
323
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,910
OH, THAT.
324
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,878
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
325
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,715
HOW DO YOU DO?
326
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,320
YOU--YOU CAN DO THAT?
327
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,321
SURE!
328
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,890
THEN WHY DO YOU GIVE ME
A HARD TIME?
329
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,126
'CAUSE WE LOVE YA!
330
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,629
HEH! WELL, THEN...
331
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:52,403
LET'S PARTY!
332
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,943
WE'RE AT
THE WARNER BROS. LOT
333
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,945
FOR A FANTABULOUS
GALA EVENT
334
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,614
AS THE STUDIO WOOS
SOME NEW INVESTORS.
335
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,050
RUMOR IS
THE STAKES ARE HIGH
336
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,753
WITH $1 BILLION
ON THE LINE.
337
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,688
LET'S MEET
THE ARRIVING STARS.
338
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,889
OOF!
339
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,863
UH, I'M SORRY, SIR,
340
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,899
BUT THIS IS
A BLACK TIE AFFAIR.
341
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,773
FINALLY, WE LANDED.
342
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,110
[ANNOUNCER]
THERE'S THADDEUS PLOTZ WITH
HIS FOREIGN INVESTORS NOW.
343
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,012
PLEASE TELL OUR
HONORED NEW INVESTORS
344
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:38,549
THIS PARTY IS OUR WAY
OF SAYING WELCOME AND...
345
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,118
HEH HEH HEH...
346
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,554
[WESTERN ACCENT]
YOU'RE A-O.K., PARTNER!
347
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,723
HA HA HA HA.
348
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,959
YOKO SO, SOSHITE
ANAT. WA...
349
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,195
A-O.K., PARTNER.
350
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,931
HEH HEH HEH. AHEM.
351
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,801
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF
352
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,303
IS ARRIVING WITH
THE WARNER BROS.
353
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,807
PLEASE, LET THOSE KIDS
BEHAVE. I WANT MY MONEY.
354
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,710
MR. CHAIRMAN,
355
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,212
MAY I PRESENT...
356
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,914
THE WARNER BROS.!
357
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,015
ADDENDUM--
358
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,650
THE WARNER SISTER.
359
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,253
HOW DO YOU DO?
360
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,289
GOKIGEN
IKAGA DESUKA?
361
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,458
TOKYO WA TOTEMO
OMOSHIROI TOKORO DESU NE.
362
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,127
ZEHI IRASHITE KUDASAI.
363
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,063
MADA IKI BASHO GA
AREBA NE.
364
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,155
HOW ABOUT A SMILE?
PLEASE, BABY,
PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE.
365
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,728
I'M PUTTING OUT
A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR.
366
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,797
NOT WHILE I'M EATING!
367
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,066
GOOD WORK,
SCRATCHANSNIFF!
368
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,267
I'M AMAZED!
369
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,937
YOU DID IT.
THE WARNERS BEHAVED!
370
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,908
NOW GET THEM OUT OF HERE.
371
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,909
WHAT?
372
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,078
BUT THEY DID THEIR PART!
373
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,646
I WANT THEM OUT!
374
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,082
I DON'T HAVE
THAT CHECK YET.
375
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,650
GET THEM OUT!
376
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,488
WELL, KIDS,
THAT'S ENOUGH
FOR ONE NIGHT, EH?
377
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,157
HUH?
378
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,393
I DON'T WANT YOU
GETTING OVERTIRED.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
379
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,896
IT'S OFF TO BED
WITH YOU.
380
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,332
COME ALONG. LET'S GO
NIGHTY NIGHT.
381
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,167
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
382
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,401
YEAH.
383
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,838
I'M SORRY.
THE CHAIRMAN SAID
YOU HAD TO LEAVE.
384
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,673
BUT WE BEHAVED!
385
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,042
YA, I KNOW,
AND I'M SORRY.
386
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,012
GO ON UP.
GO ON NOW.
387
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,548
NO DINNER
WITH MEL GIBSON?
388
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,951
NO DANCING
WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER?
389
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,654
NO CHITCHAT
WITH DON KNOTTS?
390
00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,091
I KNOW WHEN
WE'RE NOT WANTED.
391
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,227
I KNOW WHEN
WE SHOULD GO HOME!
392
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,264
NOW IS NOT
ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
393
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,136
UH, SOME PARTY, HUH?
394
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,705
YOI PAATY DESUNE?
TO ITEMASU.
395
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,775
HEH HEH...
396
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,444
HOW DO YOU OPEN
THIS THING?
397
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,348
I'M GETTING TOO OLD
FOR THIS.
398
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,950
HEY, YOU WANT THIS?
399
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,453
O.K., O.K.,
O.K., O.K., O.K.
400
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,489
HELLO,
MR. LETHAL WEAPON!
401
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,025
DID YOU MISS ME?
402
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,096
LOVE YOUR HAIRDO.
403
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,865
COULDN'T MOE AND LARRY
MAKE IT? JUST KIDDING.
404
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,536
DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND
FOR MY BROTHER HERE?
405
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,673
YOU'VE GOT A NASTY
DROOLING PROBLEM!
406
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,075
ARGH!
407
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,209
NOT BAD.
408
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,911
BUT I'VE
GOT BETTER.
409
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,415
OH, MONSTER!
410
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,584
[WHIMPERS]
411
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,821
ASOKO NIWARNER BROS.
GA IRU.
412
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,057
THE WARNERS?
413
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,791
WHERE'S
SCRATCHANSNIFF?
414
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,227
I DON'T WANT TO
DRIVE THE BATMOBILE.
415
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,397
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN IT.
416
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,600
I TOLD YOU TO SEND
THOSE KIDS HOME!
417
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,135
B-BUT I DID!
418
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,736
WELL, THEY'RE BACK!
419
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,207
YOU'D BETTER
HELP ME CATCH THEM!
THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
420
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,308
OHH!
421
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,382
SLAPPY,
DID I SHOW YOU THIS?
422
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,890
SAVE IT FOR
THE JACK LALANE STORY,
BUBULA.
423
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:44,428
YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY MATURE
JOHNNY QUEST.
424
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,835
HELLO, KITTY!
425
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,005
WHO ARE YOU?
426
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,873
WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.!
427
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,375
LIKE THE STUDIO?
428
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,842
NOT VERY MUCH.
429
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,246
DID YOU KNOW
THERE'S A THING
IN YOUR MILK?
430
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,285
THERE THEY ARE!
431
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,821
PUT ME ON YOUR
DANCE CARD.
432
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,427
IS THAT
BARRY MANILOW?
433
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,784
THERE THEY ARE!
434
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,929
TAKE OVER FOR US.
435
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,166
NO WAY!
NO WAY!
436
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,367
WAY!
437
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,477
WHO SAYS STUDIO PARTIES
DON'T ROCK?
438
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,745
LET'S SHINDIG,
DARLING.
439
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,595
OH--MY--THOSE--
440
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,729
THEY--
441
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:26,997
AAH!
442
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,939
ANYBODY GOT ANY CHEESE?
443
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,283
GRRR!
GRRR!
444
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,452
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
445
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,326
WHOA!
446
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,228
WHOA!
447
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,534
WHOA!
448
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,735
WHOA!
449
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,737
WHOA!
450
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,106
WHOA!
451
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:12,042
WHOA!
452
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,518
RUIN MY STUDIO,
WILL YOU?
453
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,652
YOU--YOU--
454
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,022
YOU WHATEVER YOU ARES!
455
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,526
MR. KATO WOULD LIKE
TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
456
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,194
FOR ALL OF THIS.
457
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:34,298
IT WAS THEM!
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
458
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,199
THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE!
459
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,135
WARNER BROS.
NO SEKININ DESU.
460
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,503
GREAT PARTY!
461
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,104
GREAT PARTY!
462
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,373
GREAT PARTY!
463
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,208
GREAT PARTY!
464
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,043
HA HA HA HA!
465
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,111
GREAT PARTY?
466
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,381
OH...OH, OH, YES.
467
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,915
UH, GREAT PARTY!
468
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,889
WE LOVE
THE WARNER BROS.!
469
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,491
AND HERE YOU GO.
470
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,728
MR. KATO PRESENTS
THE CHECK FOR $1 BILLION.
471
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:08,232
YOU ARE A-O.K., PARTNER!
472
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,133
C'MON, YOU GUYS.
473
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,103
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
TRUTH OR DARE.
474
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,712
THERE'S A LESSON
TO BE LEARNED IN THIS.
475
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,280
YA? WHAT'S THAT?
476
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,948
I HAVE NO IDEA,
477
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950
BUT IT'S WORTH
A BILLION.
478
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,386
THAT'S MY CHECK!
GIVE ME THAT!
479
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,590
GIVE ME THAT!
THAT'S MINE!
480
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:35,192
COME BACK HERE
WITH MY MONEY!
481
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,361
THAT'S MY CHECK!
482
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:45,269
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
483
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,723
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
484
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,026
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
485
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,595
GOODBYE, NURSE!