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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ HERE'S THE SHOW'S
NAMEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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THE ITALIAN RENAISSANCE,
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A GLORIOUS TIME
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OF UNPRECEDENTED
ACHIEVEMENT IN THE ARTS.
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AND PERHAPS THE ERA'S
GREATEST FIGURE
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WAS MICHELANGELO
BUONARROTI.
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I'M AFRAID
POPULAR CULTURE
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HAS SUCCESSFULLY
ERADICATED THE
ACTUAL IDENTITIES
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OF THE TRUE POETS
OF ART.
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IN MY OPINION,
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THIS STINKS!
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HEY, WATCH IT, DUDE.
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WHAT THE...
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I SHALL DEAL
WITH YOU LATER.
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NOW FOR A BRIEF
REALITY CHECK.
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MICHELANGELO WAS
A BRILLIANT ARTIST,
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NOT A TURTLE.
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HIS MOST FAMOUS WORKS
INCLUDE,
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THE MARBLE MASTERPIECE
STATUE OF DAVID,
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AND, OF COURSE,
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THE CEILING OF
THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
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YES, THIS, TOO,
WAS CREATED
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BY THE TORTURED GENIUS
MICHELANGELO.
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BUT EVEN THIS
GREAT ARTIST
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NEEDED HELP TO
CARRY OUT HIS VISION.
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OUT!
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OUT, YOU
INCOMPETENT FOOLS.
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YOU CALL
YOURSELVES ARTISTS?
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YOU JUST CAN'T GET
GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.
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[PRAYING]
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[GASPS]
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AND, YOU! HOW CAN I WORK
WITH YOU PEASANTS
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KNEELING AND MUMBLING?
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BUT, MICHELANGELO,
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THIS IS A CHURCH.
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OH, THAT EXPLAINS
THAT INFERNAL
BELL RINGING.
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[BELL TOLLS]
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SANCTUARY!
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SANCTUARY!
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QUIET!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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I MUST BE FINISHED
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WITH MY GREAT
MASTERPIECE TONIGHT
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BEFORE
HIS EMINENCE ARRIVES.
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BUT I FIRED
ALL MY ASSISTANTS.
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I'M ALONE.
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ALL ALONE!
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[SOBBING]
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OH, HEAVENLY MUSE,
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SEND ME SOME HELP!
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OH, WHOA!
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[CRASH]
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IT'S YAKKO AND WAKKO
AND OUR SISTER DOT.
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♪ IF YOU NEED
YOUR CEILING PAINTED ♪
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♪ COME SEE US ♪
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♪ WE WILL PAINT IT BETTER
THAN A GUY NAMED GUS ♪
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♪ IF IT'S FLAKING
AND IT'S PEELING ♪
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♪ WE WILL RENOVATE
YOUR CEILING ♪
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♪ WE WILL MAKE IT
SO APPEALING ♪
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♪ COME SEE US ♪♪
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♪ CEILINGS ♪
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♪ NOTHING MORE
THAN CEILINGS ♪♪
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WE'LL PAINT
ANY CEILING
FOR 29.95.
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HOW DO WE DO IT?
NO OVERHEAD.
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WHEN WE'RE THROUGH,
WE'LL HAVE NOTHING
OVERHEAD.
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IF YOU HIRE US,
YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING
IN YOUR HEAD.
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WE PAINT CEILINGS,
CEILINGS, CEILINGS.
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WE DON'T
PAINT FLOORS
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'CAUSE THEY'RE
BENEATH US.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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YOU HAVE A CEILING
THAT NEEDS PAINT.
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NICE BUNGALOW.
THIS YOUR PLACE?
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YOU FOOLS.
I'M THE GREAT
MICHELANGELO,
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AND THIS IS
THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
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IF YOU'RE SO GREAT,
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WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH THE OTHER
15 CHAPELS?
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OUT! OUT!
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HOW DARE YOU!
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HUH?
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THAT TAKES CARE
OF THE COMPETITION.
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GENTLEMEN!
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START YOUR ROLLERS.
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A LITTLE TOUCH-UP
WILL DO WONDERS
FOR THIS PLACE.
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LET ME IN!
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LET ME IN!
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NOBODY GETS IN
TO SEE THE WIZARD.
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NOBODY, NOT NO HOW.
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I'M MICHELANGELO.
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[GASPS]
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THE WITCH'S
MICHELANGELO?
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WELL...
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THAT'S A CEILING OF
A DIFFERENT COLOR.
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[GASPS]
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AAAAHH!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY BEAUTIFUL CEILING?
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YOU LIKE IT?
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WE HAD SOME TIME
COVERING UP THOSE
NAKED PEOPLE.
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YOU FOOLS!
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YOU'VE RUINED IT.
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IT'S SUPPOSED
TO HAVE PICTURES.
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PICTURES?
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HE WANTS PICTURES.
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DON'T WORRY, MIKE.
OUR MISTAKE.
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THIS HASN'T HAPPENED
SINCE THAT VENUS DE MILO
ARMS FIASCO.
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WHY DON'T
YOU GO PAINT
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THAT MOANING LISA,
LEONARDO?
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THAT'S DA VINCI.
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THAT'S DELIGHTFUL.
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THAT'S DE-LOVELY.
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BUT WE GOT
A CEILING TO PAINT.
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PICK OUT
A WALLPAPER PATTERN
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AND RELAX.
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WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
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WHEN IT COMES
TO CEILINGS,
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WE'RE THE TOPS.
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AND PICK OUT
THE LINOLEUM.
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AND DON'T FORGET
YOUR UPHOLSTERY
AND BATHROOM FIXTURES.
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THANK YOU.
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DON'T YOU WORRY
YOUR PRETTY
LITTLE HEAD.
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BY THE WAY,
NICE TOGA.
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THIS LOVELY
FLORAL PATTERN
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MIGHT BE JUST--
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
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I'LL TEACH THOSE IDIOTS
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TO FOOL WITH
THE GREAT MICHELANGELO.
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NO!
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NO!
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NO!
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[SOBBING]
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I'M RUINED.
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RUINED!
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I KNEW IT.
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HE PREFERS
THE YOUNG ELVIS.
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IT IS SUPPOSED
TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
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OH!
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MORE
NAKED PEOPLE.
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I WOULDN'T FLASH
THAT AROUND, MIKE.
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THIS IS A CHURCH.
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HIS EMINENCE
IS COMING TONIGHT,
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AND I MUST
BE FINISHED.
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PLEASE, YOU
GOT TO HELP ME.
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[SOBBING]
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YOU EXPECT US
POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN
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TO CLIMB UP
DANGEROUS SCAFFOLDING
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AND PAINT NAKED PEOPLE
ALL OVER A CHURCH?
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WE'LL DO IT!
WE'LL DO IT!
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BUT NOT FOR
THE SAKE OF ART,
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AND NOT FOR MONEY.
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WE'RE DOING IT BECAUSE...
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WE LIKE PAINTING
NAKED PEOPLE.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO PAINT HERE.
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HIS EMINENCE
WILL BE HERE SOON.
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IT'S HIS EMINENCE.
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HIS EMINENCE!
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LOOK, IT'S
HIS EMINENCE.
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HIS EMINENCE IS COMING.
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GADZOOKS,
HIS EMINENCE.
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DON'T WORRY, MIKE.
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WE'LL FINISH UP.
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YOUR EMINENCE.
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I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME.
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I'VE WORKED SO HARD
TO PLEASE YOU.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE
MY CEILING.
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AAH!
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I'M RUINED!
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[SOBBING]
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I LIKE IT.
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HEY, MIKEY,
HE LIKES IT.
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PAINTING IS LIKE
SHOW BUSINESS.
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YOU HAVE TO
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.
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AS FAR BACK
AS I CAN REMEMBER,
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A GOODFEATHER.
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IF YOU WERE A GOODFEATHER,
YOU HAD IT ALL.
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YOU WERE A SOMEBODY
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IN A NEIGHBORHOOD
FULL OF NOBODIES,
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LIKE BOBBY AND PESTO.
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THOSE GUYS
WERE MY HEROES.
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HEY, I'M WALKIN' HERE.
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YOU WALKIN'
WITH ME?
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IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN'?
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I DON'T SEE
ANYBODY ELSE.
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ARE YOU WALKIN'
WITH ME?
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BOBBY AND PESTO
WEREN'T AFRAID
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OF NOTHING
OR NOBODY.
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[GASP]
[GASP]
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MEOW.
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GET OUTTA MY WAY!
AAH!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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EH, COO YOU!
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YEAH, RUN, RUN,
PUSSYCAT.
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MESS WITH US,
WILL YOUSE?
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COO OFF!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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CAT DON'T KNOW COO
ABOUT WHAT HE'S
MESSIN' WITH.
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HEY, GOODFEATHERS.
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HOW YOU DOIN', BOBBY?
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HIYA, PESTO.
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LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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I'D LIKE TO BECOME
A GOODFEATHER.
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HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA HA!
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MAKE HIM STOP!
HE'S KILLIN' ME!
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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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YOU?
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A GOODFEATHER?
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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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GET HIM OUTTA MY FACE.
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[GULP]
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[RASPBERRY]
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GET OUTTA HERE!
BUZZ OFF!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,276
GET HIM.
249
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,411
"I WANNA BE
A GOODFEATHER."
250
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,248
WE'RE GETTIN' A LOT
OF LAUGHS TODAY.
251
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,183
HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
252
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,185
FEATHER HEAD!
WHAT A BIRD!
253
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,755
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA HA!
254
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,023
AHEM.
255
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,457
AW, DON'T LAUGH, GUYS.
256
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,893
I WANNA BE
A TOUGH BIRD,
257
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,394
LIKE YOU, PESTO.
258
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,963
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
259
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:05,997
YOU'RE TOUGH.
260
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,399
YOU SAYING I'M
A PIECE OF MEAT?
261
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,901
WHAT AM I,
262
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:13,071
A PLATE OF BUTT MEAT
HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
263
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,539
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
264
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,474
I JUST SAID
YOU'RE TOUGH.
265
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,976
I AM TOUGH?
266
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,044
YEAH.
267
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,211
I'M TOUGH?
268
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,680
YEAH, YOU'RE TOUGH.
269
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:22,647
THAT'S IT!
270
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,948
I'LL SHOW YOU "TOUGH."
271
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,084
HA HA HA HA!
272
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,786
[GASP]
273
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,121
THE GODPIGEON.
274
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,961
PESTO.
275
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,129
PESTO.
276
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,731
HO! PESTO!
277
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,432
WHAT?
WHAT'D I DO?
278
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,633
[GASP]
279
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:51,309
[MUMBLING]
280
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,679
THE GODPIGEON, SOLLY,
WANTS TO KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
281
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,114
UH, I'M SQUIT.
282
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,148
[CHORTLING]
283
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,484
SQUIT? WHAT KIND OF
A NAME IS THAT?
284
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,721
IT'S A STUPID ONE,
THAT'S WHAT.
285
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,889
SQUIT. HA HA HA!
286
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,125
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
287
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,228
LISTEN, I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO BE A GOODFEATHER.
288
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,763
UH...
289
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,397
[MUMBLING]
290
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,237
HE SAYS YOU'RE IN.
291
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,404
ALL RIGHT!
292
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,407
IF YOU COME THROUGH
WITH SOME FOOD.
293
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,611
SURE. I'LL GET SOME FOOD.
NO PROBLEM.
294
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,282
ALL RIGHT!
A BAGEL!
295
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,720
GO FOR IT, KID.
296
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,655
YOU NEED HELP?
WE'LL HELP.
297
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,991
EH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
298
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,597
[CLOCK CHIMES]
299
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,010
HE NEEDS HELP.
HE NEEDS HELP.
300
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,021
I'M GOING FOR IT.
301
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,823
NO, I'M
GOIN' FOR IT!
302
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,525
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
303
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,066
GO FOR IT.
304
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,067
PIPE DOWN.
305
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,568
GO FOR IT.
306
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,405
I'LL GO FOR IT
WHEN I WANNA.
307
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,940
SO, GO FOR IT.
308
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,290
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
309
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,125
OW!
OHH!
OOCH!
310
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,960
YEOW!
OUCH!
YEUGGH!
311
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,865
OHH...
OW...
OOH...
312
00:13:55,568 --> 00:14:00,638
I'M DYIN' HERE.
313
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,817
WHAT'S THE PLAN
WITH THE BAGEL?
314
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,586
[MAN]
TAXI!
315
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,756
TAXI! TAXI!
316
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,191
TAKE YOU
ANYWHERE.
317
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,059
14 DOLLAR.
318
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,027
$14!
$14!
$14!
319
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,203
UH, TAXI?
320
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,205
WHO ORDERED
SQUAB UNDER GLASS?
321
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,056
HEY!
322
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,562
AAH!
323
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,930
OHH! OHH! EEUW!
324
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:03,301
NASTY, AWFUL
RATS WITH WINGS!
325
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:07,071
UGH! YOU FILTHY,
STINKING BIRDS!
326
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,542
THIS IS THE PLAN.
327
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,544
WE GET UNDER
THE MANHOLE.
328
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,614
THEN WE SNATCH THE BAGEL
FROM UNDERNEATH.
329
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,781
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
330
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,283
YOU'RE A GENIUS,
BOBBY.
331
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,784
YEAH, I'M A GENIUS.
332
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,720
YEAH, YOU'RE
A SMART BIRD.
333
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,155
WHO ASKED YA?
334
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,158
KEEP YOUR BEAK
IN YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
335
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,343
STOP WITH THE KICKING!
336
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,446
WHAT'S WITH THE SIZE 12
UPSIDE THE HEAD?
337
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,726
BADA-BING.
338
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,228
THERE SHE IS.
339
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,500
GET YOUR FLIPPIN' WING
OUTTA MY EYE!
340
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,934
QUIT SHOVIN',
WILL YA?
341
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,871
SHOVE YOU, YOU SACK
OF PILLOW STUFFING!
342
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,606
YOU TWO PIPE DOWN!
343
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,612
GOT IT.
344
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,649
AAH!
345
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,385
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
346
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,887
I HAD IT.
I HAD IT.
347
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,455
THEN--
BING BANG BOOM!
348
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,824
MY WING'S INTRODUCED
TO RADIAL TIRES.
349
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,793
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
350
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,333
WHERE'D YOU GET
THE UNIFORM?
351
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,402
YOU ASK
TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
352
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,603
WAIT HERE.
353
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,740
[TWEET]
354
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,913
HAH!
355
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,915
ALL RIGHT,
WE DID IT.
356
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,884
YES. PESTO, YOU ARE
ONE SWELL BIRD.
357
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,253
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
358
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,154
I SAID YOU'RE SWELL.
359
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:07,024
YOU SAYIN'
I GOT A BIG HEAD?
360
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,593
WHAT AM I,
361
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,262
A PUFFY ROUND HEAD
HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
362
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,663
I SAID YOU'RE SWELL.
363
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,164
I AM SWELL?
364
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,666
YEAH, YOU'RE SWELL.
365
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,734
SWELL?
366
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,835
YEAH.
367
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,971
THAT'S IT!
368
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,873
HERE'S YOUR "SWELL."
369
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,308
I'LL SHOW YOU "SWELL."
370
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,311
PESTO, SQUIT,
KNOCK IT OFF.
371
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,547
HEY! YO! HUH?
372
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,249
[TWEET]
373
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,626
[PANTING]
UGH.
OHH...
374
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,728
GUESS I'M OUT.
375
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,000
THE GODPIGEON.
376
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,237
EH...
377
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,938
[MUMBLING]
378
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,229
[SMACK]
379
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,834
[SMACK]
380
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,236
[MUMBLING]
381
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,778
YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN
THE GODPIGEON'S
BLESSING.
382
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,845
YOU'RE IN.
383
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,947
I'M IN!
I MADE IT!
384
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,561
[SMACK]
385
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,831
HE SLOBBERED
ALL OVER ME!
386
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,899
MAYBE HE THINKS
YOU'RE CUTE.
387
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,267
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
388
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,169
HA HA HA HA!
389
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,305
CUTE? YOU THINK
I'M CUTE?
390
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,841
THAT'S IT!
391
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,343
I'LL SHOW YA "CUTE"!
392
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,844
HERE'S YOUR "CUTE"!
393
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,814
YOU DE-EVOLVED RACK
OF DINOSAUR BONES!
394
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:16,154
AND THAT'S HOW
I BECAME A GOODFEATHER.
395
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,855
GEE, YAKKO,
I'M CONFUSED.
396
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,424
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
397
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,959
NO. ABOUT
TODAY'S SHOW.
398
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,261
WHAT'S THE MORAL
OF THE STORY?
399
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,762
GOOD QUESTION, WAKKO.
400
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,264
TO LEARN THE ANSWER,
401
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,666
LET'S CONSULT
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.
402
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,103
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
403
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,705
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
404
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,839
MORAL 4.
405
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,476
THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...
406
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,944
"NEVER ASK WHAT
HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF."
407
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,547
IT ALL MAKES
PERFECT SENSE NOW.
408
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,382
THANKS FOR
CLEARING THAT UP.
409
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,550
MY PLEASURE.
410
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:47,418
[TWEET]
411
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,052
YIKES!
YIKES!
YIKES!
412
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:33,864
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413
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,967
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414
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:03,293
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415
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,129
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416
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,933
WE'RE COMING OVER
FOR DINNER!