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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ COME BACK, SHANEY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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♪ WE SURF THE SEA ♪
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♪ THE WARNERS
WE THREE BE ♪
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♪ TO CATCH A GAZE ♪
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♪ OF A BEACH
TO GET SOME RAYS ♪
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♪ WE'LL NEVER SINK ♪
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♪ OUR BOARD'S
NOT WHAT YOU THINK ♪
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♪ IT'S GOT A TAIL, IN FACT,
IT IS A WHALE ♪♪
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SO LONG, PAL!
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STAY OUT
OF TROUBLE!
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THANKS
FOR THE RIDE!
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WE'LL GO OUT FOR SUSHI!
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♪ YES,
BROTHERS WARNER WE ♪
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♪ I'M
THE WARNER SISTER ♪
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♪ YOU'D LIKE HER
IF YOU KISSED HER ♪
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♪ WE SURFED THE SEVEN SEAS ♪
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♪ NOW IT'S TIME
TO CATCH SOME ZS ♪
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♪ HEY! ♪♪
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COME, SIBLINGS.
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HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE?
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IT'S SO CHEERY.
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WAKKO?
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[SNORING]
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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♪ I AM THE EVIL
PIRATE CAPTAIN MEL ♪
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♪ AND A REALLY
EVIL PIRATE, TOO ♪
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♪ YOU'RE VERY, VERY KIND,
I'M AN EVIL MASTERMIND ♪
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♪ AND I'LL DO
CRUEL THINGS TO YOU ♪
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♪ WE ARE VERY, VERY KIND,
HE'S AN EVIL MASTERMIND ♪
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♪ AND HE'LL DO
CRUEL THINGS TO YOU ♪
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♪ I'LL KICK YOU
IN THE KNEE ♪
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♪ POKE YOUR EYE
SO YOU CAN'T SEE ♪
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♪ AND HIT YOU
WITH MY SWORD ♪
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♪ THOUGH I BE
A PIRATE SWINE ♪
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♪ I HAVE TO DRAW
THE LINE ♪
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♪ SO I WILL NOT PUSH
YOU OVERBOARD ♪
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♪ WHAT, NEVER? ♪
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♪ NO, NEVER ♪
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♪ WHAT, NEVER? ♪
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♪ HARDLY EVER! ♪♪
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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THEY BE TRESPASSING
ON ME PIRATE PROPERTY!
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I'LL SHOW THEM, I WILL!
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WHOA!
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HEY!
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OOH, IT'S OUR
NEW BEST FRIEND.
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WHO BE YE?
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YE BE WE.
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WE'RE
THE WARNER BROTHERS.
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AND THE WARNER
SISTER.
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YE BE TRESPASSERS ON ME
PRIVATE PIRATE PROPERTY!
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BET YOU
CAN'T SAY THAT
THREE TIMES FAST.
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PIRATE PRENOTWE POPELY.
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PI. PER.
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YOU LOSE.
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GRR!
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THE PENALTY
FOR TRESPASSING IS DEATH.
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FABOO.
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YOU CAN'T KILL US.
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YOU HARDLY
KNOW US.
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SO...AHHHHH...
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HOWS ABOUT A KISS?
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SONG BREAK!
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♪ GOSH, WE'RE SCARED,
OH, GOSH, WE'RE FRIGHTENED ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE OUR ITTY-BITTY
NEW FRIEND HAS HIS
TEENY-WEENY BRAIN ♪
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♪ ALL SET
ON BLOWING US TO BITS ♪
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♪ OH, HOW HORRIBLE,
DEPLORABLE ♪
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♪ THIS REALLY IS ♪
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♪ THE PITS ♪
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♪ WE SHOULD RUN,
AND WE SHOULD FLEE ♪
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♪ THEN WHERE WOULD
OUR STORY BE? ♪
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♪ THIS COULD SPELL
THE BITTER END ♪
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♪ FOR ANIMATED KIDS
LIKE THEM ♪
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♪ FOR THE OLDEST
WARNER BROTHER ♪
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♪ AND HIS PRETTY
WARNER SISTER ♪
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♪ AND THE OTHER
WARNER BROTHER ♪
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♪ THEIR SMALL LIVES
I WILL SMOTHER ♪
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♪ THEY SHOULD RUN,
AND THEY SHOULD FLEE ♪
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♪ THEN WHERE WOULD
THEIR STORY BE?
THIS-- ♪♪
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BON VOYAGE-Y!
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BYE-BYE!
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COME BACK HERE,
YOU PILES OF
SLUGGISH SEA SLIME!
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GRRR!
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HA HA HA!
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ARRGH.
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AH!
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AGH!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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PHEW!
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ARR!
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ARR-ARR-ARR!
ARR-ARRR!
ARR-ARR-ARR!
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ARR! YARR
ARR-RRROO ARRAA!
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TOO BIG.
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ARRR.
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BETTER!
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I'LL TEACH
YOU THREE SCALAWAGS
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TO MESS WITH
THE LIKES OF ME!
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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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O.K.
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HOW'S THIS?
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AAH!
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HOW DID YE DO THAT?
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UH, YOU MEAN WITH
THE BIG COMEDY CANNON?
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YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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ARRR!
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I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A YES!
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♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL
OF A CARTOON INDIVIDUAL ♪
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♪ MY ANIMATION'S COMICAL,
UNUSUAL, AND WHIMSICAL ♪
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♪ I'M QUITE ADEPT
AT FUNNY GAGS ♪
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♪ COMEDIC THEORY
I HAVE READ ♪
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♪ FROM WICKED PUNS
AND STUPID JOKES ♪
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♪ TO ANVILS THAT DROP
ON YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ I'M VERY GOOD
AT FANCY DANCES ♪
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♪ I CAN EVEN PIROUETTE ♪
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♪ THEN SMACK THE VILLAIN
WITH A FISH ♪
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♪ I KNOW MY
CARTOON ETIQUETTE ♪
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♪ I CAN MAKE
MY FACE ALL MEAN ♪
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♪ AND REALLY GIVE YOU
QUITE A FRIGHT ♪
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♪ AND MAKE UP WITH
FLOWERS MADE OF REAL
EXPLODING DYNAMITE ♪
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♪ WHEN IN A JAM,
I JUST YELL, "STOP!" ♪
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♪ AND VILLAINS
IN THEIR TRACKS ARE FROZE ♪
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♪ THEN I SNEAK UP
AND UTTER, "START" ♪
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♪ AND TAKE MY HANDS
AND HONK THEIR NOSE ♪
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♪ I AM QUITE PROUD TO BE ♪
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♪ IN SUCH
A HIERARCHICAL PROGENY ♪
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♪ FROM DAFFY DUCK
AND TWEETY BIRD ♪
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♪ TO BABS AND BUSTER BUNNY ♪
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♪ TO SUIT MY MOOD ♪
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♪ I CAN CALL FORTH A LOT
OF DIFFERENT SCENERIES ♪
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♪ LIKE OUTER SPACE
AND DESERT SCAPES ♪
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♪ AND HIMALAYAN EATERIES ♪
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♪ FROM THIS BAG HERE ♪
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♪ WHY, I CAN PULL
MOST ANYTHING IMAGINABLE ♪
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♪ LIKE OFFICE DESKS
AND LAVA LIGHTS ♪
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♪ AND BERT
WHO IS A CANNIBAL ♪
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[SLURP]
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GRRR!
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♪ YOU SEE, IN MATTERS
COMICAL, UNUSUAL,
AND WHIMSICAL ♪
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♪ WE ARE THE VERY MODEL
OF CARTOON INDIVIDUALS ♪♪
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♪ THE CRANKIEST
OF CREATURES ♪
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♪ IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ♪
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♪ OUR NEXT CARTOON FEATURES
SLAPPY THE SQUIRREL ♪
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ENOUGH WITH
THE SINGING ALREADY.
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♪ THAT'S SLAPPY ♪♪
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[HUMMING I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON THE RAILROAD]
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WILD TAKE NUMBER 32.
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HA HA!
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REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK.
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[BELCH]
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WISH EVERYTHING WAS
REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK.
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[CRYING]
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IF THERE'S ONE THING
I HATE...
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IT'S A CRY BABY.
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NOW, THAT'S COM--
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♪ TOTALLY AWESOME
ACME SNAX ♪
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♪ THEY ARE FUN
AND ENERGY-PACKED ♪
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♪ SUGAR-COATED
SUGAR SACKS ♪♪
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AHH, STUFF IT.
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FLIPPING NETWORK CUTS OUT
MY FAMOUS END LINE
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FOR SOME RAZZ-A-FLAPPING
CRUD-BALL COMMERCIAL HERE.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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SOMEBODY GET ME
A PEEN-BALL HAMMER.
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WHO IS IT?
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AUNT SLAPPY!
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WHAT CAN I DO?
HE'S MY NEPHEW.
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HELLO, SKIPPY.
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HI. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR TV?
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IT'S HAVING A BAD DAY.
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PARDON ME, BUT YOU GOT
A LITTLE EXCESS ENERGY
THERE, SKIPPY.
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MUST BE THESE
TOTALLY AWESOME
ACME SNAX.
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WANT SOME?
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NOW, THERE'S A COLOR
FOUND IN NATURE.
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NEAT, HUH?
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BLECCHH.
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EH, NO WONDER YOU LIKE
THAT BONKERS SHOW.
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THAT JUNK'S ROTTING OUT
YOUR BRAIN.
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WHATCHA LOOKING FOR?
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I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU
SOME BRAIN FOOD.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
MY FAMOUS WALNUT
FIG DOUGH SURPRISE.
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WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?
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I'M OUT OF WALNUTS.
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COME ON. LET'S GO
VISIT DOUG THE DOG.
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WE'LL GET SOME WALNUTS
OUT OF HIS OLD WALNUT TREE.
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BUT HE HATES YOU,
AUNT SLAPPY.
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HE'S BEEN TRYING TO
EAT YOU FOR YEARS!
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THANK YOU, MR. EXPOSITION.
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I DON'T KNOW,
AUNT SLAPPY.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST BUY WALNUTS
AT THE STORE.
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YEAH. WE'LL HAVE THEM
IN HYSTERICS WITH THAT BIT.
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SIX MINUTES
IN A CHECKOUT LINE.
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OOH, SOMEBODY STOP ME.
I'M LAUGHING.
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[SNARLING]
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DOUG THE DOG IS MEAN!
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LOOK, YOU'VE SEEN
ALL MY OLD CARTOONS,
RIGHT?
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ABOUT A TRILLION TIMES!
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I WRESTLED WITH
WALT THE WOLF,
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SID THE SQUID,
AND BEANIE
THE BRAIN-DEAD BISON.
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THIS DOUG GUY
IS NOTHING.
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BUT THOSE
WERE CARTOONS, AND
THIS IS REAL LIFE!
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DON'T TELL HIM.
HE MIGHT CRACK.
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LOOK, SKIPPY,
I'VE SEEN AND DONE
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EVERY TRICK
IN THE BOOK.
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HOLD IT THERE.
240
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,980
YOU'RE DOING THE OLD
FROZEN-TAKE BIT,
241
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,350
WHICH MEANS THAT
DOUG THE DOG...
242
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,452
WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME.
243
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,655
THAT WAS JUST LIKE
IN PREHISTORIC SLAPPY.
244
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,390
THAT WAS
CAVEGIRL SLAPPY,
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1932, DIRECTED
BY PIZ PEENERS,
246
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,262
AH, BUT LET'S
NOT BE ANAL.
247
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,763
LET'S GET
SOME WALNUTS.
248
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[GROWL]
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HOLD IT.
250
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,674
ENCHIRITOS! GET YOUR
ENCHIRITOS HERE!
251
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,543
ENCHIRITO, MISTER?
252
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,747
I CAN TELL
YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY
253
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,616
THAT LIKES 'EM EXTRA HOT!
254
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,551
HERE YOU GO, AMIGO.
255
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,063
WHAT A SCHMUTZ.
256
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,432
HERE. PUT THEM
UNDER YOUR PILLOW.
257
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,368
MAYBE YOU'LL GET
SOME DIMES.
258
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,669
GREAT!
259
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:49,086
OOPS. SORRY.
260
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,256
ARTHRITIS. MY GRIP
AIN'T WHAT IT
USED TO BE.
261
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,026
[SNARLING]
262
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:59,797
YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY YOUNG
SCOOBY DOO.
263
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,668
[CRASH]
264
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,836
OOH. THAT'S SAD.
265
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,312
HEH HEH HEH!
266
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,622
OH, GEE!
IT'S A XYLOPHONE.
267
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,490
I WONDER WHO IT'S FROM.
268
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,527
"DEAR SLAPPY--
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
269
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,761
"LET'S BE PALS.
270
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,431
"THIS IS A SMALL
TOKEN OF MY ESTEEM.
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00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,765
DOUG THE DOG."
272
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,135
I THINK I'LL PLAY
THOSE ENDEARING YOUNG CHARMS.
273
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,670
NO! NOT THAT!
274
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,075
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
275
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,317
OLD GAG, NEW TWIST.
276
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,819
HA HA HA!
277
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,891
REMEMBER, SKIPPY,
NEVER LEAVE A MESS
278
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,926
WHEN YOU'RE VISITING
SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.
279
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:03,961
RIGHT.
280
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,970
HEH HEH HEH!
281
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:17,541
AH, HERE WE GO.
THE LAST TWO NUTS.
282
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,710
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
283
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,945
THE WONDERFUL WORLD
OF WALNUTS.
284
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,449
I HEAR BUDDY HACKETT'S
VERY GOOD IN THIS.
285
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:29,553
♪ THE WORLD IS
A CAROUSEL OF WALNUTS ♪
286
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:34,525
♪ BEAUTIFUL,
COLORFUL WALNUTS ♪♪
287
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,727
HEH HEH HEH!
288
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,799
NOW, AS WE ALL KNOW,
WALNUTS GROW ON TREES.
289
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,735
AH, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THIS THING?
290
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,605
CHEESY PIECE
OF HOOEY MANURE.
291
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,546
EH. THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
292
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,849
THIS FRISKY LITTLE FELLA
293
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,319
MAKES HIS HOME
IN THE HOLLOW
OF AN OLD TREE.
294
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,822
A SQUIRREL LIKES
TO HIDE HIS NUTS
295
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,256
IN MANY ODD PLACES
296
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,926
WHERE THE SUN
DOESN'T SHINE ON THEM.
297
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,494
THANKS FOR
THE WALNUTS.
298
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:25,242
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪
♪ ♪
299
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,347
WHEW.
300
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,849
HEY, LIONEL HAMPTON,
301
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:37,120
THESE LAST TWO NUTS
YOU GAVE ME ARE ROTTEN.
302
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:42,726
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪
♪ ♪
303
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,929
THAT'S A CATCHY TUNE.
304
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,664
HEH HEH HEH!
305
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,866
EH, SOMEBODY STOP ME.
306
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,238
[SNIFF]
307
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,240
NOW, THIS IS BRAIN FOOD.
308
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,241
[DOORBELL RINGS]
309
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,910
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME.
310
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,251
AH, LOOK AT THIS.
311
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,321
HI, GRANDMA.
HOW THE HECK ARE YA?
312
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,825
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
313
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,461
LET'S SEE HERE.
314
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,965
I'VE BONKED HIM,
FLATTENED HIS HEAD,
AND BLOWN HIM UP.
315
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,265
WHAT AM I FORGETTING?
316
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,300
I KNOW!
317
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,540
TOLD YOU MY WALNUT
FIG DOUGH WAS BRAIN FOOD.
318
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,142
HEH HEH HEH!
319
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:37,047
NOW, THAT'S COMEDY!
320
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,051
[SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING]
321
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,428
♪ EVERYBODY
LIVES ON A STREET ♪
322
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,963
♪ IN A CITY
OR A VILLAGE ♪
323
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,032
♪ OR A TOWN,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH ♪
324
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,600
♪ AND THEY'RE ALL
INSIDE A COUNTRY ♪
325
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,235
♪ WHICH IS PART
OF A CONTINENT ♪
326
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,938
♪ THAT SITS UPON A PLANET
KNOWN AS EARTH ♪
327
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,639
♪ AND THE EARTH IS A BALL ♪
328
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,274
♪ FULL OF OCEANS
AND SOME MOUNTAINS ♪
329
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,911
♪ WHICH IS OUT THERE
SPINNING SILENTLY IN SPACE ♪
330
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,545
♪ AND LIVING ON THAT EARTH ♪
331
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,214
♪ ARE THE PLANTS
AND THE ANIMALS ♪
332
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,717
♪ AND ALSO
THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE ♪
333
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,819
♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG
UNIVERSE ♪
334
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,187
♪ AND WE'RE ALL
REALLY PUNY ♪
335
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,487
♪ WE'RE JUST
TINY, LITTLE SPECKS ♪
336
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,190
♪ ABOUT THE SIZE
OF MICKEY ROONEY ♪
337
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,825
♪ IT'S BIG AND BLACK
AND INKY ♪
338
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,126
♪ AND WE ARE
SMALL AND DINKY ♪
339
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,594
♪ IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE ♪
340
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,995
♪ AND WE'RE NOT ♪
341
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,035
♪ AND WE'RE PART OF A VAST
INTERPLANETARY SYSTEM ♪
342
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,838
♪ STRETCHING
700 BILLION MILES LONG ♪
343
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,639
♪ WITH NINE PLANETS
AND A SUN ♪
344
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:36,974
♪ WE THINK THE EARTH'S
THE ONLY ONE ♪
345
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,175
♪ THAT HAS LIFE ON IT ♪
346
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,077
♪ ALTHOUGH
WE COULD BE WRONG ♪
347
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,678
♪ ACROSS
THE INTERSTELLAR VOIDS ♪
348
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,180
♪ ARE A BILLION ASTEROIDS ♪
349
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,850
♪ INCLUDING METEORS
AND HALLEY'S COMET, TOO ♪
350
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,618
♪ AND THERE'S
OVER 50 MOONS ♪
351
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,186
♪ FLOATING OUT THERE
LIKE BALLOONS ♪
352
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,289
♪ IN A PANORAMIC
TRILLION-MILE VIEW ♪
353
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,490
♪ AND STILL
IT'S ALL A SPECK ♪
354
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,092
♪ AMID A HUNDRED
BILLION STARS ♪
355
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,229
♪ IN A GALAXY
WE CALL THE MILKY WAY ♪
356
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,797
♪ IT'S 60,000
TRILLION MILES ♪
357
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,065
♪ FROM ONE END
TO THE OTHER ♪
358
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,934
♪ AND STILL THAT'S JUST
A FRACTION OF THE WAY ♪
359
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,669
♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S
A HUNDRED BILLION GALAXIES ♪
360
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,104
♪ THAT STRETCH
ACROSS THE SKY ♪
361
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,007
♪ FILLED WITH CONSTELLATIONS,
PLANETS, MOONS, AND STARS ♪
362
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,575
♪ AND STILL
THE UNIVERSE EXTENDS ♪
363
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,177
♪ TO A PLACE
THAT NEVER ENDS ♪
364
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,180
♪ WHICH IS MAYBE
JUST INSIDE A LITTLE JAR ♪
365
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,915
♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG
UNIVERSE ♪
366
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,283
♪ AND WE'RE ALL
REALLY PUNY ♪
367
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,751
♪ WE'RE JUST
TINY, LITTLE SPECKS ♪
368
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,352
♪ ABOUT THE SIZE
OF MICKEY ROONEY ♪
369
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:23,888
♪ THOUGH WE DON'T KNOW
HOW IT GOT HERE ♪
370
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,222
♪ WE'RE AN IMPORTANT
PART HERE ♪
371
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,758
♪ IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE ♪
372
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:37,601
♪ AND IT'S OURS ♪♪
373
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,959
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374
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,729
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375
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,598
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