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DATELINE--HOLLYWOOD, 1930,
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THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.
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AT THE STUDIO'S
NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,
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ARTISTS TOILED ENDLESSLY TO
COME UP WITH CARTOON STARS,
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ULTIMATELY CREATING
THREE NEW CHARACTERS--
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
AND THEIR SISTER, DOT.
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HELLO, NURSE!
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE WARNER KIDS WERE
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
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BOINGY, BOINGY,
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BOINGY, BOINGY!
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THE TRIO RAN AMOK
THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO...
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UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.
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THE WARNERS' FILMS,
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WHICH MADE
ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,
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WERE LOCKED
IN THE STUDIO VAULT,
NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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AS FOR THE WARNERS
THEMSELVES,
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THEY WERE LOCKED
IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,
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ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO
HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
TO THIS VERY DAY...
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WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.
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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ PINKY AND THE BRAINY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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AND NOW, THE NATIONS
OF THE WORLD,
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BROUGHT TO YOU
BY YAKKO WARNER.
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♪ UNITED STATES, CANADA,
MEXICO, PANAMA ♪
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♪ HAITI, JAMAICA, PERU ♪
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♪ REPUBLIC DOMINICAN,
CUBA, CARIBBEAN ♪
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♪ GREENLAND,
EL SALVADOR, TOO ♪
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♪ PUERTO RICO,
COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA ♪
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♪ HONDURAS, GUYANA,
AND STILL ♪
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♪ GUATEMALA, BOLIVIA,
THEN ARGENTINA ♪
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♪ AND ECUADOR,
CHILE, BRAZIL ♪
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♪ COSTA RICA,
BELIZE, NICARAGUA ♪
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♪ BERMUDA, BAHAMAS,
TOBAGO, SAN JUAN ♪
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♪ PARAGUAY, URUGUAY,
SURINAME ♪
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♪ AND FRENCH GUIANA,
BARBADOS, AND GUAM ♪
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♪ NORWAY AND SWEDEN
AND ICELAND AND FINLAND ♪
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♪ AND GERMANY
NOW IN ONE PIECE ♪
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♪ SWITZERLAND, AUSTRIA,
CZECHOSLOVAKIA ♪
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♪ ITALY, TURKEY,
AND GREECE ♪
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♪ POLAND, ROMANIA,
SCOTLAND, ALBANIA ♪
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♪ IRELAND, RUSSIA, OMAN ♪
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♪ BULGARIA,
SAUDI ARABIA, HUNGARY ♪
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♪ CYPRUS, IRAQ, AND IRAN ♪
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♪ THERE'S SYRIA,
LEBANON, ISRAEL ♪
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♪ JORDAN, BOTH YEMENS,
KUWAIT, AND BAHRAIN ♪
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♪ THE NETHERLANDS,
LUXEMBOURG, BELGIUM,
AND PORTUGAL ♪
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♪ FRANCE, ENGLAND,
DENMARK, AND SPAIN ♪
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♪ INDIA, PAKISTAN,
BURMA, AFGHANISTAN ♪
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♪ THAILAND, NEPAL,
AND BHUTAN ♪
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♪ KAMPUCHEA, MALAYSIA,
THEN BANGLADESH, ASIA ♪
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♪ AND CHINA,
KOREA, JAPAN ♪
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♪ MONGOLIA, LAOS,
AND TIBET, INDONESIA ♪
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♪ THE PHILIPPINE ISLANDS,
TAIWAN ♪
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♪ SRI LANKA, NEW GUINEA,
SUMATRA, NEW ZEALAND ♪
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♪ THEN BORNEO
AND VIETNAM ♪
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♪ TUNISIA, MOROCCO,
UGANDA, ANGOLA ♪
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♪ ZIMBABWE, DJIBOUTI,
BOTSWANA ♪
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♪ MOZAMBIQUE, ZAMBIA,
SWAZILAND ♪
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♪ GAMBIA, GUINEA,
ALGERIA, GHANA ♪
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♪ UGANDA, LESOTHO,
AND MALAWI, TOGO ♪
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♪ THE SPANISH SAHARA
IS GONE ♪
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♪ NIGER, NIGERIA,
CHAD, AND LIBERIA ♪
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♪ EGYPT, BENIN, AND GABON ♪
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♪ TANZANIA, SOMALIA,
KENYA, AND MALI ♪
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♪ SIERRA LEONE AND ALGIER ♪
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♪ DAHOMEY, NAMIBIA,
SENEGAL, LIBYA ♪
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♪ CAMEROON, CONGO, ZAIRE ♪
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♪ ETHIOPIA, GUINEA,
BASSAM, MADAGASCAR ♪
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♪ RWANDA, MAYOTTE,
AND CAYMAN ♪
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♪ HONG KONG, ABU DHABI,
CATALJA, YUGOSLAVIA ♪
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♪ CRETE, MAURITANIA,
THEN TRANSYLVANIA ♪
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♪ MONACO, LIECHTENSTEIN,
MALTA, AND PALESTINE ♪
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♪ FIJI, AUSTRALIA, SUDAN ♪♪
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♪ OPEN YOUR DOORS
AND BUY OUR COOKIES ♪
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♪ YODEL LIDDLE LADDLE
LADDLE YADLE ODLE EE ♪
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♪ SUPPORT THE SCOUTS,
GET OUT YOUR WALLET ♪
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♪ YODEL LIDDLE LADDLE
LADDLE YADLE ODLE EE ♪
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♪ YODEL LAY HEE HOO ♪
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♪ YODEL AH HA HAA ♪
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♪ YODEL LAY HEE HEE ♪
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♪ YODEL LIDDLE
LADDLE YADDLE ODLE
DIBBLE DODLE DOODLE ♪
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♪ DUM DUM DEE DEE ♪♪
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SORRY, IT'S
THE CHOCOLATE TALKING.
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HOT CHOCOLATE!
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HOT CHOCOLATE!
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HELLO,
SWISS NURSE MISS!
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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WE GOT COOKIES TO SELL.
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WELL, SCOUTS,
THERE IT IS--
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THE LAST HOUSE.
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WE ONLY NEED TO SELL
ONE MORE BOX
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TO GET MERIT BADGES.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN...
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HE SOUNDS DREAMY.
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IF THE SUN IS "P,"
AND GRAVITY IS "H,"
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IT MAKES A "PHHH!"
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
HAS ESCAPED ME.
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WHY CAN'T I GET IT?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OHH! THIS BETTER BE
IMPORTANT.
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I'M THINKING
ABOUT BLACK HOLES.
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LIKE BLACKHEADS?
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YOU'RE
A DERMATOLOGIST.
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I AM NOT!
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I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN,
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WORLD FAMOUS PHYSICIST.
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I'VE NEVER HAD A CYST,
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BUT WAKKO'S GOT A WART.
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EW.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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DO YOU WANT TO BUY
SOME KIDSCOUT COOKIES?
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COOKIES? WHAT WOULD
I DO WITH COOKIES?
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YA EAT THEM,
SILLY MUSTACHE MAN.
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WHOA.
DUMBER THAN ADVERTISED.
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I DON'T WANT COOKIES.
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I'M TRYING TO UNLOCK
MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE.
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BE GOOD SCOUTS--RUN AWAY!
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GOODBYE,
MERIT BADGES.
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OH, OH!
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MY HEART ACHES
WITH THE SORROW
OF 1,000 SCOUTS.
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NO MERIT BADGE.
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I MOURN MY LOSS.
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[CRYING]
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SAY, THOSE ACTING CLASSES
ARE REALLY PAYING OFF.
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THINK SO?
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DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL SELL THAT MAN COOKIES,
OR DIE TRYING!
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OR TRY DYING!
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OR DO SOME TIE-DYEING!
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AND NOW, TO MEASURE
THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
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BOY, THAT'S QUICK!
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OH!
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HELLO!
HELLO! HELLO!
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SO, HOW ABOUT IT?
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WANT SOME COOKIES?
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NO, NO, NO COOKIES!
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HOW ABOUT
A CHIA PET?
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NO, I--
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OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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OH, IT'S GOT
LITTLE FUZZY GRASS.
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WELL--NO, I CAN'T!
I CAN'T!
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I CAN'T BE DISTURBED.
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I'M TRYING TO FIND
AN EQUATION THAT
EXPLAINS THE UNIVERSE!
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SHOULDN'T YOU STICK
TO SKIN DISORDERS?
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I AM NOT
A DERMATOLOGIST!
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ALL RIGHT,
WE GET THE PICTURE.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
ANY COOKIES,
JUST LEAVE.
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I'M NOT LEAVING.
IT'S MY HOUSE.
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ALL RIGHT THEN.
YOU LEAVE.
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FINE.
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ARGH!
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NOW WHAT?
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NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE HARD SELL.
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NO MORE DISRUPTIONS.
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HELLO!
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AAH!
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YOU!
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THIS IS A EWE.
WE'RE JUST
PLAIN OLD US.
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WHY WON'T YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
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WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
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FOR A LIMITED TIME,
BUY OUR COOKIES,
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AND WE'LL THROW IN
THE ACME POCKET FISHERMAN!
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POCKET FISHERMAN
COMES COMPLETE
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WITH FISHING POLE,
TACKLE BOX, AND POTTY.
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HE'S SMALL, BUT HE EATS.
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BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE.
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YOU'LL ALSO GET THE AMAZING
ACME HAIR MAGNET.
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A UNIQUE SOLUTION
TO FINE, LIMP HAIR.
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SMILE!
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YOU DIDN'T SMILE.
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TO GET THE COOKIES,
POCKET FISHERMAN,
AND HAIR MAGNET,
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HERE'S HOW TO ORDER.
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HI, I'M DOT,
AN OPERATOR HERE AT ACME.
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ORDER NOW,
AND WE'LL THROW IN
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UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES
OF FUDGE.
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CALL NOW!
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[CRYING]
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HE CAN'T TAKE MORE,
CAPTAIN. HE'S ABOUT
TO BLOW!
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YOU REALLY
DON'T WANT ANY, HUH?
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HOW CAN I EAT COOKIES
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WHEN THE THEORY
OF RELATIVITY
HAS ESCAPED ME?
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IT'S WRONG!
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ALL WRONG!
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I AM A FAILURE.
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EINSTEIN IS A DUMMY.
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STUPID EINSTEIN DUMMY BOY.
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[WHISPERING]
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HEY, EINSTEIN!
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♪ WHENEVER WE'RE
FEELING BLUE ♪
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♪ HERE'S WHAT
WE ALWAYS DO ♪
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♪ WHEN YOUR FACE IS LONG,
SING THE ACME SONG ♪
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♪ YOU'LL FEEL
SO FRESH AND NEW ♪
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♪ THERE'S THE "A,"
THAT'S FIRST ♪
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♪ THERE'S A "C,"
THAT'S NEXT ♪
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♪ THERE'S AN "M,"
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE ♪
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♪ THERE'S THE "E,"
IT'S LAST ♪
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♪ NOW, SPELL IT OUT ♪
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♪ A-C-M-E, THAT'S FUN ♪
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NOW BACKWARDS!
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♪ THERE'S THE "E,"
THAT'S LAST ♪
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♪ THERE'S THE "M,"
IT'S NEXT ♪
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♪ THERE'S "C,"
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE ♪
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♪ THERE'S THE "A,"
IT'S FIRST ♪
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♪ WHAT'S FIRST IS LAST ♪
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♪ E-M-C-A, WE'RE DONE ♪♪
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PRETTY GOOD, WAKKO,
246
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BUT YOUR "A" ALWAYS
LOOKS LIKE A 2.
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THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S IT!
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THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY!
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"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED.
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ENERGY EQUALS MASS TIMES
THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED.
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YOU KIDS IS GENIUSES!
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"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!
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"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!
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"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!
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THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PHYSICS
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GOES TO
ALBERT EINSTEIN AND...
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THE WARNER BROTHERS.
259
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AND THE WARNER SISTER!
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HEY, IT'S NO MERIT BADGE,
BUT IT'LL DO.
261
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,778
GEE, BRAIN. WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?
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THE SAME THING
WE ALWAYS DO--
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TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
264
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♪ THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ ONE IS A GENIUS ♪
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♪ THE OTHER'S INSANE ♪
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♪ THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE ♪
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♪ THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED ♪
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♪ THEY'RE PINKY ♪
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♪ THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪
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♪ BRAIN ♪♪
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I HOPE YOU'RE
PREPARED, PINKY,
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FOR TONIGHT'S PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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PROMISES
TO BE EXTRAORDINARY.
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[CANNED LAUGHTER]
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PINKY?
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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BANG! ZOOM!
RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,099
BANG! ZOOM!
RIGHT IN THE KISSER! NARF!
283
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,901
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
284
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,705
YOU WATCH
TOO MUCH TV, PINKY.
285
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,340
BANG! ZOOM!
286
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,275
STOP SAYING THAT,
PINKY,
287
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,744
OR I SHALL
HAVE TO HURT YOU.
288
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,780
OH. O.K.
SORRY, BRAIN. NARF!
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00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,757
EGAD!
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00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,926
YOU ASTOUND ME,
BRAIN.
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00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,862
THAT'S A SIMPLE TASK,
PINKY.
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00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:21,238
ONCE WE CONSTRUCT
A SUPER-CONDUCTIVE
MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR,
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THE WORLD WILL BE OURS!
PINKY?
294
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:28,412
IT IS OFTEN SAID
WHEN A GOLFER
TEES OFF. ALVEY?
295
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,781
WHAT IS FOUR, ALEX?
296
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,282
WHAT IS NARF!
297
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,784
UH, WHAT IS POINT!
298
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,988
WHAT IS INORDINATELY
SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, ALEX?
299
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,126
THE PLANS, PINKY,
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00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,162
FOR THE SUPER-CONDUCTIVE
MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR.
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00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,965
SHALL I EXPLAIN
HOW IT WORKS?
302
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NARF!
303
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,668
CHALLENGE ME!
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I'M SURE I WILL.
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00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,204
BY USING THE INFINDIBULATOR
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TO DEPLETE HYDROGEN
AND PROMOTE GRAVITATIONAL
COLLAPSE,
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WE WILL PRODUCE
A MAGNETIC CHARGE
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FROM THE EARTH SO STRONG,
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THAT EVERYONE WITH
LOOSE CHANGE IN THEIR POCKETS
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WILL BE DRAWN TO THE GROUND
AND STICK!
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EGAD, BRAIN!
BRILLIANT!
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00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:14,091
UH-OH. WAIT.
WHAT IF THEY TAKE
OFF THEIR PANTS?
313
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,994
THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD QUICKLY.
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EVERY ITEM WE NEED IS HERE
IN THE LAB, SAVE ONE--
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THE INFINDIBULATOR.
316
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:29,173
BUT I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN GET ONE--
THE FARMER'S ALMANAC.
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URGH...
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OOH!
OOH!
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THANKS.
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00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,358
AHH, HERE WE ARE.
321
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,761
"BUILD YOUR OWN
INFINDIBULATOR
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"WITH THINGS YOU HAVE
AROUND THE HOME.
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ONLY $99,000."
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[GASP]
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$99,000? NARF!
326
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,906
WHERE WE GOING TO
GET THAT, BRAIN?
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00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,007
[BUZZER]
328
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,508
SORRY, MATILDA.
THAT'S INCORRECT.
329
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,376
HOW MUCH DID YOU WAGER?
330
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,212
ALL OF IT! TOO BAD,
331
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,516
BECAUSE YOU
COULD HAVE WON $99,000.
332
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,953
PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?
333
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,655
I THINK SO, BRAIN.
334
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:22,292
BUT WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO FIND
A DUCK AND HOSE NOW?
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00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,728
THE MONEY, PINKY.
336
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:28,633
I CAN GO ON THAT SHOW
AND WIN THE MONEY
FOR THE INFINDIBULATOR.
337
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,134
EGAD, BRAIN--
338
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,137
OH, NO. BUT THE QUESTIONS
ON GYP-PARODY
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ARE INCREDIBLY HARD.
340
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,207
YOU'D HAVE TO GET
EVERY ONE RIGHT.
341
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,242
QUIZ ME.
342
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,744
ASK ME ANYTHING.
343
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,745
NARF!
344
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,912
UH, O.K.
345
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,380
WHAT IS PIE?
346
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,516
THE RATIO
OF THE CIRCUMFERENCE
347
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:50,420
OF A CIRCLE TO ITS
DIAMETER HAVING
A VALUE OF 3.14159265.
348
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,057
BUT ASK ME SOMETHING
DIFFICULT, PINKY.
349
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,993
UH...UH...NARF.
OH, O.K.!
350
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,797
WHAT TV CHARACTER SAYS,
"BANG! ZOOM!"
351
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,767
I TOLD YOU
TO STOP SAYING THAT.
352
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,737
I DON'T CARE
WHO SAYS THAT.
353
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,039
RALPH KRAMDEN!
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00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,506
TA-DA!
355
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,678
WE MUST PREPARE.
356
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,917
URGH!
357
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,852
ARGH!
358
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,654
ARGH!
URGH!
359
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,290
THAT DOES IT.
360
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,858
I'M GOING IN.
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00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,670
HONEY, I'M HOME.
362
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,438
HA HA HA!
363
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,008
OH, THAT'S
A FUNNY JOKE, BRAIN.
364
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,510
I AM NOT DEVOID OF HUMOR.
365
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,345
PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE!
366
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,560
NARF!
367
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,147
TAXI!
368
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,348
TAXI!
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00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,659
THE TELEVISION
STATION, PLEASE.
370
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,194
YOU GOT IT.
371
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,732
WHOA! HEY...IF YOU
DON'T MIND ME ASKING,
372
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,934
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?
373
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:44,835
NOTHING.
374
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,472
I AM A MOUSE IN A LARGE
MECHANICAL SUIT.
375
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,706
HEY, O.K.,
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00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,742
MY FAULT FOR ASKING,
RIGHT?
377
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,682
THIS IS GYP-PARODY!
378
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,820
OUR RETURNING CHAMPION,
ALVEY!
379
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,422
AND PLEASE WELCOME DOLORIS
380
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,892
AND BRIAN!
381
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,662
UH, THAT'S BRAIN,
NOT BRIAN.
382
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,865
AND NOW YOUR HOST,
ALEX QUEBEC!
383
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,367
LET'S START WITH OUR
RETURNING CHAMPION.
384
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,838
UH, I'LL TAKE
"ANCIENT SHOE SIZES"
FOR $200, ALEX.
385
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,678
WHAT WAS 7 1/2?
386
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,680
THAT'S CORRECT,
BRIAN.
387
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:30,714
THAT'S BRAIN.
388
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,284
"KINGS NAMED MOSHUSHU"
FOR $200.
389
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,722
BRIAN.
390
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,091
WHO WAS KING MOSHUSHU I?
391
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,060
CORRECT.
SELECT AGAIN, BRIAN.
392
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,495
BRAIN.
"ISLE OF YAP" FOR $400?
393
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,567
BRIAN.
394
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,337
WHAT ARE BICAR, EYELOOK,
AND AILING LAPPALAND?
395
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,908
WHAT IS INVERSELY
PROPORTIONAL
396
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,945
TO SQUARE OF THE CUBED
DISTANCES BETWEEN THEM?
397
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,882
WHAT IS THE CRUST OF IO?
398
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,422
WHAT IS A REGIS PHILBIN?
399
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,460
THAT CONCLUDES
ROUND TWO.
400
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,895
IT LOOKS
LIKE BRIAN--
401
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,296
BRAIN.
402
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,465
WILL PLAY
FINAL GYP-PARODY ALONE,
403
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,335
SO FAR HAVING ANSWERED
EVERY SINGLE QUESTION
CORRECTLY.
404
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,769
HAVE YOU WAGERED?
405
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,471
YES, ALEX.
406
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,174
ANY PLANS ON HOW YOU'LL
SPEND YOUR WINNINGS?
407
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:33,377
YES. I PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
408
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,013
HA HA HA HA.
409
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,514
MY FAULT FOR ASKING.
410
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,383
GO, BRAIN! NARF!
411
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,186
WE ALMOST GOT
ALL OUR MONEY!
412
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,854
IN THE WORDS OF--
413
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,923
NOW, FOR $99,000,
414
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,292
HERE'S THE FINAL
GYP-PARODYANSWER.
415
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,261
IN THE CATEGORY,
"QUOTABLE QUOTES..."
416
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,437
UM...UH, WHO IS, UH...
417
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,505
FIVE SECONDS.
418
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,473
I, UM...WHO IS, UH...
419
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,708
TWO SECONDS.
420
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,911
WHO IS, UH...PINKY!
421
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:07,945
[BUZZER]
422
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,348
OOH, THAT'S INCORRECT.
423
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,351
THE QUESTION IS,
"WHO IS RALPH KRAMDEN?"
424
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,320
HOW MUCH DID YOU WAGER?
425
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,455
EVERYTHING.
426
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,325
WHICH LEAVES YOU WITH NADA.
I'M SO SORRY.
427
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,361
THAT WRAPS UP OUR SHOW.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
428
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,999
UH...HOW ABOUT
WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE?
429
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,968
NO.
430
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:35,005
YOU COULD WIN THE MONEY
ON $10,000 PILE-OF-MUD.
431
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,606
NO, PINKY.
432
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:40,144
I'M GOING
TO GET SOME REST
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
433
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,147
WHAT, BRAIN?
WHAT ARE WE DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?
434
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,349
SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT.
435
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,985
TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
436
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,053
♪ THEY'RE PINKY ♪
437
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,687
♪ THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN ♪
438
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,323
♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪
439
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:58,262
♪ BRAIN ♪♪
440
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,065
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
441
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,567
FOR OUR RABIES SHOT?
442
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,536
TO MAKE
SPIT BUBBLES?
443
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,971
IT'S TIME FOR
THE DAY'S LESSON.
444
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,973
TO DISCOVER
WHAT IT IS,
445
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,010
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.
446
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,479
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
447
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:19,016
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
448
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,585
AND THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...
449
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,888
"IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
450
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,423
BLAME IT ON
YOUR PARENTS."
451
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,690
HOW DEEP.
452
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,459
I'M TOUCHED.
453
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,460
IN THE HEAD.
454
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,928
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
455
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,463
YIKES!
YIKES! YIKES!
456
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,137
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INSTITUTE, INC.
457
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,062
I'M YAKKO.
458
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,697
I'M WAKKO.
459
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,732
AND I'M CUTE!
460
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,836
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461
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,005
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