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DATELINE...
HOLLYWOOD, 1930,
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THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.
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HERE AT THE STUDIO'S
NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,
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THE ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY
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TO COME UP
WITH CARTOON STARS,
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ULTIMATELY CREATING
THREE NEW CHARACTERS,
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
AND THEIR SISTER DOT.
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HELLO, NURSE!
HELLO, NURSE!
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE WARNER KIDS
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WERE TOTALLY
OUT OF CONTROL.
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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!
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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!
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THE TRIO RAN AMUCK
THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO.
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UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.
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THE WARNERS' FILMS,
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WHICH MADE ABSOLUTELY
NO SENSE,
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WERE LOCKED AWAY
IN THE STUDIO VAULT
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NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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AS FOR THE WARNERS
THEMSELVES,
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THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY
IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER
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ALSO NEVER
TO BE RELEASED.
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PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO
HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE WARNERS'
EXISTENCE
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TO THIS VERY DAY
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WHEN THE WARNERS
ESCAPED.
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♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX ♪
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♪ YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪
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♪ AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT ♪
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♪ JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND ♪
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♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪
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♪ THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER ♪
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♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪
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♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪
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♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪
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♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪
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♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS ♪
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♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪
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♪ WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE ♪
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♪ GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE ♪
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♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪
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♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪
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♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪
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♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪
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♪ THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS ♪
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♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪
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♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪
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♪ HERE'S A SHOW
THAT'S MAINLY ♪
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♪ ANIMANIACS ♪
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♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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I SUPPOSE IT'S WISE
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TO START
AT THE VERY BEGINNING.
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PROCEED.
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I WAS ONE OF THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL PSYCHOANALYSTS
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IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.
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50 YEARS AGO,
I STARTED WORK
AT WARNER BROTHERS.
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AHH, WARNER BROTHERS.
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HOME TO SOME
OF THE BIGGEST STARS
IN HOLLYWOOD.
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UH, GOOD MORNING,
MR. BIGGEST STAR
IN HOLLYWOOD.
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MORNING,
SWEETHEART.
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UH, MORNING, PORKY.
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G-G-G-GOO--
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MOR-M-M-M-M-M--
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[HORN HONKS]
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ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
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HELLO.
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WHEN THE STARS
HAD A PROBLEM,
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THEY CAME TO ME.
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SO TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THESE DREAMS
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YOU'VE HAD,
MR. REAGAN.
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IN MY DREAMS,
I'M PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.
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FOR YEARS, THE BIGGEST ACTORS
TOLD ME THEIR PROBLEMS,
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THEIR SECRETS,
THEIR PAIN.
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OOH! IT WAS
SO MUCH FUN.
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AND THEN, JUST RECENTLY,
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I HAD JUST COMPLETED
A DELIGHTFULLY INTENSE SESSION
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WITH CLINT EASTWOOD.
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THEN IT HAPPENED.
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[CROWD SCREAMS]
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[WOMAN SHRIEKS]
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WHAT IS THAT?
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WHAT'S GOING ON
UP THERE?
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IT WAS THEM.
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THE WARNER BROTHERS.
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AFTER YEARS OF BEING
LOCKED AWAY
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IN THE WATER TOWER,
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THEY MANAGED
TO ESCAPE.
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DID YOU MISS US?
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I HARDLY EVEN
KNOW YOU.
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WE'RE
THE WARNER BROTHERS.
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AND THE WARNER SISTER.
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UGH!
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PTOOEY! PTOOEY!
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PTOOEY!
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BLECCHH!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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WE ASKED YOU FIRST.
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WELL, I WANT...
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NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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WELL, WE MEANT TO.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?
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[DING]
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DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF,
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WORLD-FAMOUS
PSYCHOANALYST
TO THE STARS?
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CORRECT.
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I WON! I WON!
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WHAT DID I WIN?
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NOTHING.
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SAY, WHAT KIND
OF GAME SHOW
IS THIS?
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THIS ISN'T
A GAME SHOW.
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I'LL SAY IT ISN'T.
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NOBODY
WINS ANYTHING.
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YOU'LL BE LUCKY
TO BE ON
ONE WEEK.
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NURSE! NURSE!
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YES,
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF?
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[PANTING]
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GET
THESE KIDS OUT.
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[PANTING]
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HELLO, NURSE!
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AHH.
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AHH.
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DISGUSTING!
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WHY DON'T YOU
CUTE LITTLE KIDS
FOLLOW ME?
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AFTER THE WARNER BROTHERS
ESCAPED,
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I WAS ASKED TO SEE
THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
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OF THE STUDIO.
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
ARE WREAKING HAVOC
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THROUGHOUT
THIS STUDIO,
SCRATCHANSNIFF,
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AND I WON'T
HAVE IT!
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IN ORDER
FOR A STUDIO
TO RUN EFFICIENTLY,
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THERE MUST BE ORDER,
CALMNESS,
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CONTROL.
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
HAVE TAKEN
THE CALMNESS
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AND REPLACED IT
WITH CHAOS.
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THEY'RE TOO ZANY,
SCRATCHANSNIFF.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS UPSET
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SINCE WE MADE
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DON'T TELL MOM
THE BABYSITTER'S
DEAD.
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I'VE CHOSEN
YOU TO GET
THE WARNER BROTHERS
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UNDER CONTROL.
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WHY ME?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
A PSYCHIATRIST, DUMMY.
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OH.
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AND SO, I SCHEDULED
AN APPOINTMENT
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WITH
THE WARNER BROTHERS.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET
OUR FIRST SESSION.
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[SNARE DRUM]
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
ARE HERE
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FOR THEIR 3:00
APPOINTMENT.
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YOU BE GOOD LITTLE BOYS.
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MMM.
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BOYS.
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HOW YOU DOING,
SCRATCHY?
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I TAKE UMBRAGE
AT THAT.
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SURE. TAKE
ALL THE UMBRAGE.
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DON'T LEAVE US ANY.
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I MEAN
I TAKE OFFENSE.
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YOU WANT
OUR FENCE, TOO?
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ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT,
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BUT THAT'S ALL.
WE'RE TAPPED OUT.
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IT'S TIME
WE GOT DOWN
TO BUSINESS.
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♪ OUR FIRST QUARTER
FIGURES ♪
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♪ ARE REALLY LOW ♪
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♪ AS THIS BUSINESS GRAPH
WILL HOPEFULLY SHOW ♪♪
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE'RE GETTING DOWN.
THE BUSINESS.
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YOU ALWAYS MAKE
THE JOKES.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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NO MORE JOKES.
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YAH. GOOD.
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NOW PLANT YOURSELVES
ON THE COUCH THERE.
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I SAID
NO MORE JOKES.
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THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
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IT'S A VISUAL GAG.
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NO MORE GAGS,
JOKES,
OR MONKEY STUFF.
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DEFINE MONKEY STUFF.
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THE MONKEY STUFF!
YOU KNOW.
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YOU WALKS
AROUND LIKE
A SILLY MONKEY.
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OOH! OOH!
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AAH! AAH!
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AND YOU BE GOOFY.
THAT IS
THE MONKEY STUFF.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE
A P-SYCHIATRIST.
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I AM A P-SYCH--
I MEAN,
A PSYCHIATRIST.
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UH!
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AH...
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I KNOW
WHAT YOU KIDS WANT.
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YOU WANT TO TALK
TO MR. PUPPETHEAD.
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I'M MR. PUPPETHEAD.
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TELL ME WHY
YOU ALWAYS MAKE
THE JOKES.
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WHY AREN'T
YOU TALKING
WITH MR. PUPPETHEAD?
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IT'S VERY EASY.
WATCH ME.
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AHEM.
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HELLO,
MR. PUPPETHEAD.
HOW ARE YOU?
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I AM FINE,
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF.
HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M FINE,
MR. PUPPETHEAD.
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DID YOU HAVE
A YUMMY BREAKFAST?
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OH, YES, VERY YUMMY.
THANK YOU.
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HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST?
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MY BREAKFAST
WAS YUMMY AS WELL.
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SEE,
ISN'T THAT EASY?
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YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
SEE A P-SYCHIATRIST?
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I AM A P-SYCHI--
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I MEAN,
PSYCHIATRIST!
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I AM, I AM!
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MR. PUPPETHEAD'S HUNGRY.
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AFTER MUCH RESEARCH,
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I DECIDED TO MEET
WITH EACH WARNER BROTHER
INDIVIDUALLY,
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STARTING
WITH THE WARNER BROTHER
SISTER, DOT.
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DOT--MAY I CALL YOU DOT?
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YEAH,
BUT CALL ME DOTTIE,
AND YOU DIE.
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DOT IT IS.
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I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
SOME PICTURES.
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TELL ME WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THIS?
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YOU'RE NOT
A VERY GOOD ARTIST.
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I DIDN'T DRAW THAT.
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WHOEVER DID
NEEDS TO GO BACK
TO SCHOOL.
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IT'S AN INK BLOT.
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I'LL SAY.
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IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO
LOOK LIKE ANYTHING.
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YOU DID
A VERY GOOD JOB.
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I DIDN'T DRAW IT!
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DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE
A LITTLE KITTY CAT
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OR A BUTTERFLY?
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NO.
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THAT'S A BUTTERFLY.
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NOW, THEN, WAKKO.
LET'S YOU AND I TALK.
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O.K.
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GOOD.
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WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
243
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,254
MY HAT.
244
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,357
NO, NO, YOUR HAT
IS ON YOUR HEAD.
245
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,758
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
246
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,526
MY SKIN?
247
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,829
NO, THAT'S ON YOUR HEAD.
248
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,098
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
249
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,934
OH, I GOT IT.
MY HAIR.
250
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,970
YOUR HAIR'S
ON YOUR HEAD.
251
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,973
THIS IS HAIR!
IT'S NOT ON MY MIND!
252
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,640
IT'S ON MY HEAD!
253
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,010
NO,
IT'S IN YOUR HAND.
254
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,215
LET'S TRY SOMETHING
DIFFERENT, O.K.?
255
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:28,219
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING?
256
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,520
MY SHIRT.
257
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,456
NO, THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE TOUCHING.
258
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,224
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?
259
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,592
MY NOSE?
260
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,960
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE TOUCHING!
261
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,928
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?
262
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,566
JUST TELL ME
HOW YOU FEEL.
263
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:45,769
I FEEL FINE.
264
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,006
GOOD. NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
265
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,941
WOULD YOU CARE
TO EXPAND ON THAT?
266
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,243
O.K.
267
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,115
UH, NO! NOT THAT TYPE
OF EXPANDING!
268
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,816
STOP IT!
269
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,457
EXCUSE ME.
270
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,298
NOW, THEN, YAKKO,
271
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,800
LET'S DO A LITTLE
WORD ASSOCIATION.
272
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,236
I'LL SAY A WORD,
273
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,739
AND YOU SAY ANY WORD
THAT YOU THINK OF,
274
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,741
ANY WORD THAT COMES
TO MIND.
275
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,709
BRAIN.
276
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,112
NO, WE HAVEN'T
STARTED.
BEGUN.
277
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,613
WAIT.
YIELD.
278
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,549
NO, STOP!
CEASE.
279
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,384
SILENCE!
QUIET.
280
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,119
ENOUGH!
PLENTY.
281
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,156
WOULD YOU
PLEASE LISTEN?
HEAR.
282
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,723
NO, YOU STUPID KID!
283
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,426
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
284
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,660
COMPREHEND.
285
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,028
AAH!
286
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,266
GET OUT, GET OUT,
GET OUT!
287
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,034
LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE.
288
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,273
OOH! THOSE KIDS
IS DRIVING ME
CRAZY!
289
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,875
INSANE, UNHINGED,
DEMENTED.
290
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,313
[CRYING]
291
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,715
AND THIS IS HOW
IT'S BEEN.
292
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:08,286
THEY IS ALWAYS
DRIVING ME KOOKY
IN THE KOPF,
293
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,121
AND THEY'RE STILL
NOT DEZANITIZED.
294
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,856
AM I CRAZY, DOCTOR?
295
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,727
YOU ARE SUFFERING
FROM ACUTE WARNERITIS.
296
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,629
AAH!
297
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:32,076
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
298
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,784
[PLAYING FLUTE]
299
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,759
THAT'S IT!
300
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,929
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT
THAT SISSY FLUTE!
301
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,431
YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FLUTE?
302
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,033
I GOT YOUR FLUTE!
303
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,468
HERE'S YOUR FLUTE!
304
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,944
[PLAYING JAMAICAN MUSIC]
305
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:23,694
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO STOP WITH THAT FLUTE?
306
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,929
TAKE THAT!
307
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,165
[CAR CRASHES]
308
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,534
♪ ONE MONDAY MORNING,
I GOT UP LATE ♪
309
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,937
♪ AND THERE WERE THESE
MONKEYS OUTSIDE THE GATE ♪
310
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,405
♪ THE GUARD
TRIED TO STOP THEM,
BUT HE HAD NO LUCK ♪
311
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,042
♪ THE MONKEYS GOT FREE,
AND THEY RAN AMOK ♪
312
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,511
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
313
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,913
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
314
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,415
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
315
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,752
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
316
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,787
♪ MY OFFICE WAS RUN
BY THE STUDIO NURSE ♪
317
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,389
♪ I CAME DOWNSTAIRS,
AND WHAT COULD BE WORSE? ♪
318
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,192
♪ THE MONKEYS WAS DOING
A CRAZY DANCE ♪
319
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,394
♪ THEY POURED BUGGIES
IN MY UNDERPANTS ♪
320
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,897
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
321
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,199
♪ DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, THE
MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
322
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,835
♪ MONKEYS DANCE,
THEN I DANCE, TOO ♪
323
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,904
♪ DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, THE
MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
324
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,306
♪ I RAN OUTSIDE
TO GET A STICK ♪
325
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,876
♪ BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
FRIENDS, THOSE MONKEYS
WAS QUICK ♪
326
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,244
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I RETURNED,
MUCH TO MY DISGRACE ♪
327
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,781
♪ THOSE MONKEYS
HAD THE NURSE
IN A MAD EMBRACE ♪
328
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,283
♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
329
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,618
♪ FOR A NICKEL,
I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE ♪
330
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,121
♪ I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR
EYES WERE BLUE ♪
331
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,390
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
332
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,326
YES, SIR! WHOOP!
333
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,998
AH, PLAY THAT THING.
334
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,117
♪ I WENT TO ME BATH
FOR A SHOWER AND SHAVE ♪
335
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,385
♪ THE MONKEYS GONNA PUT ME
INTO MY GRAVE ♪
336
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,755
♪ THE ENTIRE BATHROOM
WAS LAID TO WASTE ♪
337
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,858
♪ THEN THEY SHAVED MY HEAD
WITH MINTY TOOTHPASTE ♪
338
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,760
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
339
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,929
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
340
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,631
♪ THEY IS CRAZY, NUTSO,
I'M TELLING YOU ♪
341
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,834
♪ DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, THE
MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
342
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,203
♪ WELL, BY THIS TIME,
I WAS FEELING DREAD ♪
343
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,605
♪ THEY WAS USING
A SHOE BRUSH
TO SHINE ME HEAD ♪
344
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,041
♪ I ASKED THEM TO LEAVE,
BUT THEY STAYED AROUND ♪
345
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,710
♪ THEY PULLED THE CHAIN,
AND, YIE, I WENT DOWN ♪
346
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,246
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
347
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,615
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
348
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,084
♪ CALL MY LAWYER,
I'M READY TO SUE ♪
349
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,086
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
350
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,855
AAH!
351
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,823
YES, SIR, BROTHER!
352
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,827
HEY! THAT'S IT!
353
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,630
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE WHACKING WITH THAT?
354
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:43,267
YOU WANT WHACKING?
I'LL GIVE YOU WHACKING!
355
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,370
THOSE ARE
MY TAIL FEATHERS.
I NEED THOSE.
356
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,727
GRRR!
357
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,900
♪ WELL, ME PATIENCE RAN OUT,
AND I'M TELLING YOU SURE ♪
358
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,402
♪ TOMORROW I SHOW
THOSE MONKEYS THE DOOR ♪
359
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,637
♪ AND IF THEY DON'T LEAVE,
I'M INVITING YOU ♪
360
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,274
♪ TO MY HOUSE FOR DUMPLINGS
AND MONKEY STEW ♪
361
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,876
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
362
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,711
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
363
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,213
♪ NOW I'M IN THE STEW ♪
364
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,881
♪ OH, POOH ♪
365
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,983
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
366
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,485
♪ WATCH OUT FOR MONKEYS,
I'M TELLING YOU ♪
367
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,988
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪
368
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,490
♪ WE'RE NOT MONKEYS,
WE'RE JUST CUCKOO ♪
369
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:46,030
♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
THE WARNERS WON'T DO ♪♪
370
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,744
INSIDE
THE WATER TOWER ROOM,
371
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,746
THERE WAS A LOG FLUME...
372
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:08,019
AND A PICTURE
OF A BIG BABOON...
373
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,387
HI.
374
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,589
AND THREE LITTLE TOONS
ACTING LIKE GOONS...
375
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,590
I'M YAKKO...
376
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,591
I'M WAKKO...
377
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,959
AND I'M CUTE.
378
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,029
A DOG AND A CAT...
379
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,463
CAT? WHERE'S A CAT?
380
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,098
AND A BIG-HEADED RAT...
381
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,734
I'M A MOUSE, NOT A RAT.
382
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,870
AND TWO HIPPOS
WHO ARE INCREDIBLY FAT...
383
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,206
FLAVIO, ARE WE ACTUALLY FAT?
384
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,208
NO, MY DELECTABLE.
385
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,878
WE ARE SIMPLY BIGGER
THAN LIFE ITSELF.
386
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,016
AND IN THIS ROOM
AND IN THIS VERSE
387
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,651
ARE DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF
AND...
388
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,986
HELLO, NURSE.
389
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,989
AND THREE GOODFEATHERS
WHO...
390
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,058
STICK TOGETHER.
391
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,094
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU THINK I'M STICKY?
392
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,497
YOU SAYING I'M SOME KIND
OF GOOEY, STICKY BUN
393
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,066
FOR YOUR BREAKFAST
ENJOYMENT?
394
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,600
NO,
I'M JUST SAYING--
395
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:57,568
THAT'S IT!
396
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,670
HERE'S YOUR STICKY BUN!
397
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,773
AND MINDY AND BUTTONS
ARE SNUGGLED IN BED
398
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,842
ALONG WITH A FELLA
NAMED MR. SKULLHEAD...
399
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,011
[YELPING]
400
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,449
AND AN OLD SQUIRREL LADY
IN CAP AND NIGHTGOWN
401
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,017
SITS IN HER ROCKER
AND SAYS...
402
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,519
HEY, PAL, PIPE DOWN!
403
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,521
OH, RIGHT. WELL, THEN...
404
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,691
NIGHTY-NIGHT, ROOM.
405
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,693
NIGHTY-NIGHT, TOONS.
406
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:26,597
NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOG FLUME
WITH THE BIG BABOON.
407
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,100
NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOG.
NIGHTY-NIGHT, CAT.
408
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:33,204
I DO SMELL A CAT,
BUT WHERE'S IT AT?
409
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,106
THAT RHYMES,
THAT DEFINITELY RHYMES.
410
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,707
NIGHTY-NIGHT, HIPPOS.
411
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,875
WE'RE BIG-BONED,
NOT FAT.
412
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,512
NIGHTY-NIGHT,
BIG-HEADED LABORATORY RAT.
413
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,514
I AM NOT A RAT.
414
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,216
I'M A MOUSE.
415
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,151
OH, DRAT.
416
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,221
OH, THAT RHYMES,
TOO, BRAIN.
417
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:53,290
NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR,
AND...
418
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,126
GOODNIGHT, NURSE.
419
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:59,029
NIGHTY-NIGHT, PIGEONS,
WHO CONSTANTLY CURSE.
420
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,532
COME ON,
WHAT DID I DO?
421
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,533
FETTUCCINI ALFREDO!
422
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,735
I GOT YOUR STICKY BUN!
423
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,238
NIGHTY-NIGHT,
BUTTONS UNDER THE BED
424
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,241
ALONG WITH HIS FRIEND
MR. SKULLHEAD.
425
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,576
[YELPS]
426
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,579
NIGHTY-NIGHT, SQUIRREL
LADY, IN NIGHTGOWN AND CAP.
427
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,849
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
WILL YOU BUTTON YOUR YAP?
428
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,252
NIGHTY-NIGHT, WATER TOWER.
429
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,686
NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOT.
430
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:26,257
NIGHTY-NIGHT,
YAKKO, WAKKO, AND DOT.
431
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,326
NIGHTY-NIGHT,
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
432
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,896
AND NIGHTY-NIGHT
WAKKO'S UNDERWEAR.
433
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,506
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
434
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,229
GOODBYE, NURSE.
435
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,099
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
436
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,269
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