1 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,710 DATELINE... HOLLYWOOD, 1930, 2 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,145 THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO. 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:15,514 HERE AT THE STUDIO'S NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT, 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,082 THE ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY 5 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,917 TO COME UP WITH CARTOON STARS, 6 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:20,919 ULTIMATELY CREATING THREE NEW CHARACTERS, 7 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,855 THE WARNER BROTHERS AND THEIR SISTER DOT. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,858 HELLO, NURSE! HELLO, NURSE! 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,927 UNFORTUNATELY, THE WARNER KIDS 10 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,295 WERE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 11 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,296 BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! 12 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,298 BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! 13 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,468 THE TRIO RAN AMUCK THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO. 14 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,304 UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE. 15 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,672 THE WARNERS' FILMS, 16 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,741 WHICH MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, 17 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,744 WERE LOCKED AWAY IN THE STUDIO VAULT 18 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,012 NEVER TO BE RELEASED. 19 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,947 AS FOR THE WARNERS THEMSELVES, 20 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:52,584 THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER 21 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,286 ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED. 22 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:57,356 PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE 23 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,790 OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE 24 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,292 TO THIS VERY DAY 25 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,361 WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED. 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:09,568 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS ♪ 27 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,137 ♪ AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 28 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:13,772 ♪ SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX ♪ 29 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,607 ♪ YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE ♪ 30 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,976 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 31 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,778 ♪ COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS ♪ 32 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,113 ♪ AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT ♪ 33 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,647 ♪ JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND ♪ 34 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,383 ♪ THE WARNER MOVIE LOT ♪ 35 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,484 ♪ THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER ♪ 36 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,052 ♪ WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT ♪ 37 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,554 ♪ BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE ♪ 38 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:29,955 ♪ AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT ♪ 39 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,291 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 40 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,358 ♪ DOT IS CUTE ♪ 41 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,427 ♪ AND YAKKO YAKS ♪ 42 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,795 ♪ WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS ♪ 43 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,697 ♪ WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX ♪ 44 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,633 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 45 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:42,767 ♪ MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN ♪ 46 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,403 ♪ WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE ♪ 47 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,637 ♪ GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER ♪ 48 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,272 ♪ SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE ♪ 49 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,740 ♪ BUTTONS CHASES MINDY ♪ 50 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,175 ♪ WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE ♪ 51 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,810 ♪ THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT ♪ 52 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,212 ♪ WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? ♪ 53 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,514 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANIACS ♪ 54 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,750 ♪ WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS ♪ 55 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,185 ♪ WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX ♪ 56 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,820 ♪ THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS ♪ 57 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,222 ♪ WE'RE ANIMANEE ♪ 58 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,789 ♪ TOTALLY INSANE-Y ♪ 59 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,225 ♪ HERE'S A SHOW THAT'S MAINLY ♪ 60 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,460 ♪ ANIMANIACS ♪ 61 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,995 ♪ THOSE ARE THE FACTS ♪♪ 62 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:18,269 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 63 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,414 I SUPPOSE IT'S WISE 64 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,483 TO START AT THE VERY BEGINNING. 65 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,818 PROCEED. 66 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:37,255 I WAS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PSYCHOANALYSTS 67 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,757 IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD. 68 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:43,227 50 YEARS AGO, I STARTED WORK AT WARNER BROTHERS. 69 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,796 AHH, WARNER BROTHERS. 70 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:49,734 HOME TO SOME OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD. 71 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,737 UH, GOOD MORNING, MR. BIGGEST STAR IN HOLLYWOOD. 72 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,706 MORNING, SWEETHEART. 73 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,778 UH, MORNING, PORKY. 74 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,713 G-G-G-GOO-- 75 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,715 MOR-M-M-M-M-M-- 76 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:04,716 [HORN HONKS] 77 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,217 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 78 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,419 HELLO. 79 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,889 WHEN THE STARS HAD A PROBLEM, 80 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,223 THEY CAME TO ME. 81 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,793 SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE DREAMS 82 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,127 YOU'VE HAD, MR. REAGAN. 83 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:20,064 IN MY DREAMS, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 84 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:31,109 FOR YEARS, THE BIGGEST ACTORS TOLD ME THEIR PROBLEMS, 85 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,578 THEIR SECRETS, THEIR PAIN. 86 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,080 OOH! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 87 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,618 AND THEN, JUST RECENTLY, 88 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:43,021 I HAD JUST COMPLETED A DELIGHTFULLY INTENSE SESSION 89 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,890 WITH CLINT EASTWOOD. 90 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,628 THEN IT HAPPENED. 91 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,962 [CROWD SCREAMS] 92 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:52,998 [WOMAN SHRIEKS] 93 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,733 WHAT IS THAT? 94 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,335 WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 95 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,837 IT WAS THEM. 96 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,338 THE WARNER BROTHERS. 97 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,774 AFTER YEARS OF BEING LOCKED AWAY 98 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,308 IN THE WATER TOWER, 99 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,977 THEY MANAGED TO ESCAPE. 100 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,482 DID YOU MISS US? 101 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,552 I HARDLY EVEN KNOW YOU. 102 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:14,986 WE'RE THE WARNER BROTHERS. 103 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,121 AND THE WARNER SISTER. 104 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,592 UGH! 105 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,660 PTOOEY! PTOOEY! 106 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,727 PTOOEY! 107 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:23,762 BLECCHH! 108 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,464 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 109 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,533 WE ASKED YOU FIRST. 110 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,101 WELL, I WANT... 111 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,736 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 112 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,271 WELL, WE MEANT TO. 113 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,441 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 114 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,943 [DING] 115 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,444 DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF, 116 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,345 WORLD-FAMOUS PSYCHOANALYST TO THE STARS? 117 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:42,346 CORRECT. 118 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,582 I WON! I WON! 119 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,083 WHAT DID I WIN? 120 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,084 NOTHING. 121 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:49,187 SAY, WHAT KIND OF GAME SHOW IS THIS? 122 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,222 THIS ISN'T A GAME SHOW. 123 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,591 I'LL SAY IT ISN'T. 124 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,158 NOBODY WINS ANYTHING. 125 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,095 YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO BE ON ONE WEEK. 126 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,063 NURSE! NURSE! 127 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,966 YES, DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF? 128 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,200 [PANTING] 129 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,202 GET THESE KIDS OUT. 130 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,704 [PANTING] 131 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,272 HELLO, NURSE! 132 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,678 AHH. 133 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,919 AHH. 134 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:30,228 DISGUSTING! 135 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:33,231 WHY DON'T YOU CUTE LITTLE KIDS FOLLOW ME? 136 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,541 AFTER THE WARNER BROTHERS ESCAPED, 137 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:47,679 I WAS ASKED TO SEE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD 138 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,580 OF THE STUDIO. 139 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:00,759 THE WARNER BROTHERS ARE WREAKING HAVOC 140 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,628 THROUGHOUT THIS STUDIO, SCRATCHANSNIFF, 141 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,697 AND I WON'T HAVE IT! 142 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,700 IN ORDER FOR A STUDIO TO RUN EFFICIENTLY, 143 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,703 THERE MUST BE ORDER, CALMNESS, 144 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,871 CONTROL. 145 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,707 THE WARNER BROTHERS HAVE TAKEN THE CALMNESS 146 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,776 AND REPLACED IT WITH CHAOS. 147 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,277 THEY'RE TOO ZANY, SCRATCHANSNIFF. 148 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,212 I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS UPSET 149 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,881 SINCE WE MADE 150 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,283 DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD. 151 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:28,219 I'VE CHOSEN YOU TO GET THE WARNER BROTHERS 152 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,854 UNDER CONTROL. 153 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:30,922 WHY ME? 154 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,893 BECAUSE YOU'RE A PSYCHIATRIST, DUMMY. 155 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,128 OH. 156 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,530 AND SO, I SCHEDULED AN APPOINTMENT 157 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,099 WITH THE WARNER BROTHERS. 158 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,601 I'LL NEVER FORGET OUR FIRST SESSION. 159 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:44,669 [SNARE DRUM] 160 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,249 THE WARNER BROTHERS ARE HERE 161 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,751 FOR THEIR 3:00 APPOINTMENT. 162 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,687 YOU BE GOOD LITTLE BOYS. 163 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:03,822 MMM. 164 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,203 BOYS. 165 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,271 HOW YOU DOING, SCRATCHY? 166 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,273 I TAKE UMBRAGE AT THAT. 167 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,275 SURE. TAKE ALL THE UMBRAGE. 168 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,810 DON'T LEAVE US ANY. 169 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,113 I MEAN I TAKE OFFENSE. 170 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,815 YOU WANT OUR FENCE, TOO? 171 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,450 ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT, 172 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,853 BUT THAT'S ALL. WE'RE TAPPED OUT. 173 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:41,592 IT'S TIME WE GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS. 174 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,094 ♪ OUR FIRST QUARTER FIGURES ♪ 175 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,629 ♪ ARE REALLY LOW ♪ 176 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,665 ♪ AS THIS BUSINESS GRAPH WILL HOPEFULLY SHOW ♪♪ 177 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:48,933 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 178 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,302 WE'RE GETTING DOWN. THE BUSINESS. 179 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,739 YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE JOKES. 180 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,775 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 181 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,376 NO MORE JOKES. 182 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,313 YAH. GOOD. 183 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,150 NOW PLANT YOURSELVES ON THE COUCH THERE. 184 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:11,756 I SAID NO MORE JOKES. 185 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:13,258 THIS ISN'T A JOKE. 186 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,826 IT'S A VISUAL GAG. 187 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,129 NO MORE GAGS, JOKES, OR MONKEY STUFF. 188 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,831 DEFINE MONKEY STUFF. 189 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,699 THE MONKEY STUFF! YOU KNOW. 190 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:24,702 YOU WALKS AROUND LIKE A SILLY MONKEY. 191 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:25,703 OOH! OOH! 192 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,838 AAH! AAH! 193 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,241 AND YOU BE GOOFY. THAT IS THE MONKEY STUFF. 194 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:35,346 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A P-SYCHIATRIST. 195 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,784 I AM A P-SYCH-- I MEAN, A PSYCHIATRIST. 196 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:40,885 UH! 197 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,065 AH... 198 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,734 I KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS WANT. 199 00:08:56,736 --> 00:09:00,604 YOU WANT TO TALK TO MR. PUPPETHEAD. 200 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,310 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'M MR. PUPPETHEAD. 201 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:10,248 TELL ME WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE JOKES. 202 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,284 WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING WITH MR. PUPPETHEAD? 203 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,220 IT'S VERY EASY. WATCH ME. 204 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,221 AHEM. 205 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,723 HELLO, MR. PUPPETHEAD. HOW ARE YOU? 206 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:22,526 I AM FINE, DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF. HOW ARE YOU? 207 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:23,962 I'M FINE, MR. PUPPETHEAD. 208 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,564 DID YOU HAVE A YUMMY BREAKFAST? 209 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,067 OH, YES, VERY YUMMY. THANK YOU. 210 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,568 HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST? 211 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,137 MY BREAKFAST WAS YUMMY AS WELL. 212 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,839 SEE, ISN'T THAT EASY? 213 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:38,309 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A P-SYCHIATRIST? 214 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,311 I AM A P-SYCHI-- 215 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,746 I MEAN, PSYCHIATRIST! 216 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,581 I AM, I AM! 217 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,716 MR. PUPPETHEAD'S HUNGRY. 218 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:47,718 AFTER MUCH RESEARCH, 219 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,655 I DECIDED TO MEET WITH EACH WARNER BROTHER INDIVIDUALLY, 220 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:55,593 STARTING WITH THE WARNER BROTHER SISTER, DOT. 221 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,263 DOT--MAY I CALL YOU DOT? 222 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,165 YEAH, BUT CALL ME DOTTIE, AND YOU DIE. 223 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,733 DOT IT IS. 224 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,669 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES. 225 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,039 TELL ME WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. 226 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,275 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS? 227 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,877 YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD ARTIST. 228 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,078 I DIDN'T DRAW THAT. 229 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,781 WHOEVER DID NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 230 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,216 IT'S AN INK BLOT. 231 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,517 I'LL SAY. 232 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:22,220 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE ANYTHING. 233 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,789 YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB. 234 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,291 I DIDN'T DRAW IT! 235 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,227 DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KITTY CAT 236 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,428 OR A BUTTERFLY? 237 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,529 NO. 238 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,501 THAT'S A BUTTERFLY. 239 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:51,215 NOW, THEN, WAKKO. LET'S YOU AND I TALK. 240 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,283 O.K. 241 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,384 GOOD. 242 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,752 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 243 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,254 MY HAT. 244 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,357 NO, NO, YOUR HAT IS ON YOUR HEAD. 245 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,758 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 246 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,526 MY SKIN? 247 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,829 NO, THAT'S ON YOUR HEAD. 248 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,098 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 249 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,934 OH, I GOT IT. MY HAIR. 250 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,970 YOUR HAIR'S ON YOUR HEAD. 251 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,973 THIS IS HAIR! IT'S NOT ON MY MIND! 252 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,640 IT'S ON MY HEAD! 253 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,010 NO, IT'S IN YOUR HAND. 254 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,215 LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, O.K.? 255 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:28,219 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE FEELING? 256 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,520 MY SHIRT. 257 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,456 NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING. 258 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,224 WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? 259 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,592 MY NOSE? 260 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,960 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING! 261 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,928 WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? 262 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,566 JUST TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. 263 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:45,769 I FEEL FINE. 264 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,006 GOOD. NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 265 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,941 WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPAND ON THAT? 266 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,243 O.K. 267 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,115 UH, NO! NOT THAT TYPE OF EXPANDING! 268 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,816 STOP IT! 269 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,457 EXCUSE ME. 270 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,298 NOW, THEN, YAKKO, 271 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,800 LET'S DO A LITTLE WORD ASSOCIATION. 272 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,236 I'LL SAY A WORD, 273 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,739 AND YOU SAY ANY WORD THAT YOU THINK OF, 274 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,741 ANY WORD THAT COMES TO MIND. 275 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,709 BRAIN. 276 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,112 NO, WE HAVEN'T STARTED. BEGUN. 277 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,613 WAIT. YIELD. 278 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,549 NO, STOP! CEASE. 279 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,384 SILENCE! QUIET. 280 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,119 ENOUGH! PLENTY. 281 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,156 WOULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN? HEAR. 282 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,723 NO, YOU STUPID KID! 283 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,426 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 284 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,660 COMPREHEND. 285 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,028 AAH! 286 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,266 GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! 287 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,034 LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE. 288 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,273 OOH! THOSE KIDS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 289 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,875 INSANE, UNHINGED, DEMENTED. 290 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,313 [CRYING] 291 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,715 AND THIS IS HOW IT'S BEEN. 292 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:08,286 THEY IS ALWAYS DRIVING ME KOOKY IN THE KOPF, 293 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,121 AND THEY'RE STILL NOT DEZANITIZED. 294 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,856 AM I CRAZY, DOCTOR? 295 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,727 YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM ACUTE WARNERITIS. 296 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,629 AAH! 297 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:32,076 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 298 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,784 [PLAYING FLUTE] 299 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,759 THAT'S IT! 300 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,929 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT THAT SISSY FLUTE! 301 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,431 YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FLUTE? 302 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,033 I GOT YOUR FLUTE! 303 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,468 HERE'S YOUR FLUTE! 304 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,944 [PLAYING JAMAICAN MUSIC] 305 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:23,694 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP WITH THAT FLUTE? 306 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,929 TAKE THAT! 307 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,165 [CAR CRASHES] 308 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,534 ♪ ONE MONDAY MORNING, I GOT UP LATE ♪ 309 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,937 ♪ AND THERE WERE THESE MONKEYS OUTSIDE THE GATE ♪ 310 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,405 ♪ THE GUARD TRIED TO STOP THEM, BUT HE HAD NO LUCK ♪ 311 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,042 ♪ THE MONKEYS GOT FREE, AND THEY RAN AMOK ♪ 312 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,511 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 313 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,913 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 314 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,415 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 315 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,752 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 316 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,787 ♪ MY OFFICE WAS RUN BY THE STUDIO NURSE ♪ 317 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,389 ♪ I CAME DOWNSTAIRS, AND WHAT COULD BE WORSE? ♪ 318 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,192 ♪ THE MONKEYS WAS DOING A CRAZY DANCE ♪ 319 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,394 ♪ THEY POURED BUGGIES IN MY UNDERPANTS ♪ 320 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,897 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 321 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,199 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 322 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,835 ♪ MONKEYS DANCE, THEN I DANCE, TOO ♪ 323 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,904 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 324 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,306 ♪ I RAN OUTSIDE TO GET A STICK ♪ 325 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,876 ♪ BUT I'M TELLING YOU, FRIENDS, THOSE MONKEYS WAS QUICK ♪ 326 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,244 ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I RETURNED, MUCH TO MY DISGRACE ♪ 327 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,781 ♪ THOSE MONKEYS HAD THE NURSE IN A MAD EMBRACE ♪ 328 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,283 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 329 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,618 ♪ FOR A NICKEL, I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE ♪ 330 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,121 ♪ I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR EYES WERE BLUE ♪ 331 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,390 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 332 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,326 YES, SIR! WHOOP! 333 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,998 AH, PLAY THAT THING. 334 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,117 ♪ I WENT TO ME BATH FOR A SHOWER AND SHAVE ♪ 335 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,385 ♪ THE MONKEYS GONNA PUT ME INTO MY GRAVE ♪ 336 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,755 ♪ THE ENTIRE BATHROOM WAS LAID TO WASTE ♪ 337 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,858 ♪ THEN THEY SHAVED MY HEAD WITH MINTY TOOTHPASTE ♪ 338 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,760 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 339 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,929 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 340 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,631 ♪ THEY IS CRAZY, NUTSO, I'M TELLING YOU ♪ 341 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,834 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 342 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,203 ♪ WELL, BY THIS TIME, I WAS FEELING DREAD ♪ 343 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,605 ♪ THEY WAS USING A SHOE BRUSH TO SHINE ME HEAD ♪ 344 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,041 ♪ I ASKED THEM TO LEAVE, BUT THEY STAYED AROUND ♪ 345 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,710 ♪ THEY PULLED THE CHAIN, AND, YIE, I WENT DOWN ♪ 346 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,246 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 347 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,615 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 348 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,084 ♪ CALL MY LAWYER, I'M READY TO SUE ♪ 349 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,086 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 350 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,855 AAH! 351 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,823 YES, SIR, BROTHER! 352 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,827 HEY! THAT'S IT! 353 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,630 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHACKING WITH THAT? 354 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:43,267 YOU WANT WHACKING? I'LL GIVE YOU WHACKING! 355 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,370 THOSE ARE MY TAIL FEATHERS. I NEED THOSE. 356 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,727 GRRR! 357 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,900 ♪ WELL, ME PATIENCE RAN OUT, AND I'M TELLING YOU SURE ♪ 358 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,402 ♪ TOMORROW I SHOW THOSE MONKEYS THE DOOR ♪ 359 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,637 ♪ AND IF THEY DON'T LEAVE, I'M INVITING YOU ♪ 360 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,274 ♪ TO MY HOUSE FOR DUMPLINGS AND MONKEY STEW ♪ 361 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,876 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 362 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,711 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 363 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,213 ♪ NOW I'M IN THE STEW ♪ 364 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,881 ♪ OH, POOH ♪ 365 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,983 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 366 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,485 ♪ WATCH OUT FOR MONKEYS, I'M TELLING YOU ♪ 367 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,988 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO ♪ 368 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,490 ♪ WE'RE NOT MONKEYS, WE'RE JUST CUCKOO ♪ 369 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:46,030 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE WARNERS WON'T DO ♪♪ 370 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,744 INSIDE THE WATER TOWER ROOM, 371 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,746 THERE WAS A LOG FLUME... 372 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:08,019 AND A PICTURE OF A BIG BABOON... 373 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,387 HI. 374 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,589 AND THREE LITTLE TOONS ACTING LIKE GOONS... 375 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,590 I'M YAKKO... 376 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,591 I'M WAKKO... 377 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,959 AND I'M CUTE. 378 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,029 A DOG AND A CAT... 379 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,463 CAT? WHERE'S A CAT? 380 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,098 AND A BIG-HEADED RAT... 381 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,734 I'M A MOUSE, NOT A RAT. 382 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,870 AND TWO HIPPOS WHO ARE INCREDIBLY FAT... 383 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,206 FLAVIO, ARE WE ACTUALLY FAT? 384 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,208 NO, MY DELECTABLE. 385 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,878 WE ARE SIMPLY BIGGER THAN LIFE ITSELF. 386 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,016 AND IN THIS ROOM AND IN THIS VERSE 387 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,651 ARE DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF AND... 388 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,986 HELLO, NURSE. 389 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,989 AND THREE GOODFEATHERS WHO... 390 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,058 STICK TOGETHER. 391 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,094 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU THINK I'M STICKY? 392 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,497 YOU SAYING I'M SOME KIND OF GOOEY, STICKY BUN 393 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,066 FOR YOUR BREAKFAST ENJOYMENT? 394 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,600 NO, I'M JUST SAYING-- 395 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:57,568 THAT'S IT! 396 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,670 HERE'S YOUR STICKY BUN! 397 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,773 AND MINDY AND BUTTONS ARE SNUGGLED IN BED 398 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,842 ALONG WITH A FELLA NAMED MR. SKULLHEAD... 399 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,011 [YELPING] 400 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,449 AND AN OLD SQUIRREL LADY IN CAP AND NIGHTGOWN 401 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,017 SITS IN HER ROCKER AND SAYS... 402 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,519 HEY, PAL, PIPE DOWN! 403 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,521 OH, RIGHT. WELL, THEN... 404 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,691 NIGHTY-NIGHT, ROOM. 405 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,693 NIGHTY-NIGHT, TOONS. 406 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:26,597 NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOG FLUME WITH THE BIG BABOON. 407 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,100 NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOG. NIGHTY-NIGHT, CAT. 408 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:33,204 I DO SMELL A CAT, BUT WHERE'S IT AT? 409 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,106 THAT RHYMES, THAT DEFINITELY RHYMES. 410 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,707 NIGHTY-NIGHT, HIPPOS. 411 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,875 WE'RE BIG-BONED, NOT FAT. 412 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,512 NIGHTY-NIGHT, BIG-HEADED LABORATORY RAT. 413 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,514 I AM NOT A RAT. 414 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,216 I'M A MOUSE. 415 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,151 OH, DRAT. 416 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,221 OH, THAT RHYMES, TOO, BRAIN. 417 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:53,290 NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR, AND... 418 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,126 GOODNIGHT, NURSE. 419 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:59,029 NIGHTY-NIGHT, PIGEONS, WHO CONSTANTLY CURSE. 420 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,532 COME ON, WHAT DID I DO? 421 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,533 FETTUCCINI ALFREDO! 422 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,735 I GOT YOUR STICKY BUN! 423 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,238 NIGHTY-NIGHT, BUTTONS UNDER THE BED 424 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,241 ALONG WITH HIS FRIEND MR. SKULLHEAD. 425 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,576 [YELPS] 426 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,579 NIGHTY-NIGHT, SQUIRREL LADY, IN NIGHTGOWN AND CAP. 427 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,849 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WILL YOU BUTTON YOUR YAP? 428 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,252 NIGHTY-NIGHT, WATER TOWER. 429 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,686 NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOT. 430 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:26,257 NIGHTY-NIGHT, YAKKO, WAKKO, AND DOT. 431 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,326 NIGHTY-NIGHT, PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. 432 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,896 AND NIGHTY-NIGHT WAKKO'S UNDERWEAR. 433 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,506 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 434 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,229 GOODBYE, NURSE. 435 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,099 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P. 436 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,269 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE