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ANNOUNCER:... The Minnesota Pee Wee
Championship is up for grabs.
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Both teams playing
like there's no tomorrow.
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Duluth, in the Hawks' zone,
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looking for a chance to win it.
Only a few seconds remain.
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There's a pass out to the blue line.
Intercepted by Gordon Bombay!
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Bombay! He's got a breakaway.
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Across the blue line all alone
for a chance to win the game!
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He's pulled down from behind
by Fox of Duluth.
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Fox definitely pulled him down
from behind and this could be...
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Yes, the referee calls
for a penalty shot.
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What a game!
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Hi, Gordon, it's up to you.
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I don't wanna see any goats
around here after the game.
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You got it?
Now, you miss this shot...
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you're not just lettin' me down,
you're lettin' your team down too.
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ANNOUNCER:
A pressure situation he's in now.
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The 1973 Pee Wee State Championship
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now rests on the little shoulders
of number nine, Gordon Bombay.
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(CHEERING)
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CROWD: (CHANTING)
Gordon! Gordon!
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Gordon! Gordon! Gordon!
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Let's go, son! All right!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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ANNOUNCER: He hit the goalpost,
with a chance to win the game!
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What a heartbreaker!
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Little Gordon Bombay
had the chance...
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All my client did was attempt
to give you what you wanted!
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Isn't that right?
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This man put his neck
on the line for your greed.
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Objection. Your Honor?
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Will both counsellors
approach the bench?
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MAN: What's he doing?
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(WHISPERING)
I don't have anything to tell you.
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I just wanna make them wait.
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So nod like I'm saying
something important.
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- Mr. Bombay?
- Gordon, what are you doing?
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- Get out there and be my lawyer.
- Perfect.
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This drives him nuts and I love it.
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Nice tie, Frank.
You wore that yesterday, didn't ya?
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Oh, Mr. Bombay,
I'm so glad you could make it.
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Please restrict yourself
to a relevant cross-examination!
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Your Honor, the applicability
of societal intent,
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vis-a-vis individual action
is well established.
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I'm citing Minneapolis V. Higgins,
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in which the appellant court
overruled a judge
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who disallowed similar testimony.
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Now, if I'm not mistaken,
that was... you.
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Wasn't it, Judge Weathers?
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I stand corrected, counsellor.
Objection overruled.
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FRANK: Oh, you really stooped
to an all-time low on this, Bombay.
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BOMBAY: I'm insulted by that, Frank.
You have no idea how low I can stoop.
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I mean, I don't mind losing.
I would just like to lose fair.
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Losing fair is still losing, Frank.
Gotta go for the "W" every time.
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And what about justice?
That man should be in jail.
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It was your job to put him there.
Don't take it out on me!
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Next time, do your job,
Frankie boy.
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- 30 and 0! I remain undefeated.
- What about the Frazier case?
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We don't count that one because
I scored with the court reporter.
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The one you said
had the intelligent body?
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That's the one.
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- No calls on the Duck phone?
- Not yet.
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What's he waiting for?
I saw him in the back of the courtroom.
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How about some kudos here, huh?
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Mr. Tolbert dropped off ringside
seats for tonight's North Stars game.
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Hockey? (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Forget it!
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Gordon, here's the research
for the Pearlstein Project.
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- Can you get started?
- Jane!
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Can't you see I'm reveling here?
Today I'm 30 and 0!
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- 30 and one.
- Type, Jeannie, don't speak.
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Mr. Bombay's office.
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Yes. It's Ducksworth.
You're right. He wants to see you.
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Ha-ha-ha!
Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth!
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It was nothing, Mr. Ducksworth.
Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Gordon, another fine job today.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Just one thing.
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Score. Don't spike.
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I'm not sure I understand
what you mean, sir.
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This is a business.
It isn't a game.
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Next time, a little restraint
might be in order.
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, man, get off my back
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I'm doin' the best I can, yeah
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You bust my neck
Cut no slack
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Forget your fellow man
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh
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(SIREN BLARES)
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COP: Pull your vehicle
over to the right, now!
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This is not good.
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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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- Hey, man, whoa yeah yeah
- COP: License, please.
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- Could you turn down the stereo?
- Sure.
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I guess it was a widdle noisy.
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A "widdle"?
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Okay, I'm taking you
down to precinct.
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Breath, blood or urine?
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No, thanks, I'm full. (CHUCKLES)
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COP: Okay, out of the car. Now.
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(SIGHS)
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The charges against Mr. Bombay
are driving under the influence,
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driving with an open container
and reckless endangerment.
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(CHUCKLES) And to think I almost
stayed home this morning.
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I assume
you're representing yourself?
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Twelve moving violations
in three years?
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How do you still have a license?
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Okay, let's talk business.
What am I facing?
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Suspension of license?
Fines? What?
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Yes, unless the D.A.'s office
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will allow you to plead guilty
to lesser charges.
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But that's solely
up to the prosecutor.
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The city of Minneapolis does not
wish to pursue a plea bargain
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in this case, Your Honor.
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- Hmm.
- Gotta go for the "W," right, Gordo?
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The defendant is released
on his own recognizance.
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Mr. Ducksworth.
What are you doing here?
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I own the place. How about you?
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Just goin' over a few cases.
RICOH Statute stuff.
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Oh, I thought you might be
researching your defense
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against D.U.I.
and reckless endangerment.
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Did you think
I wouldn't find out, Gordon?
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There was no reason to concern you
with it, sir. They have no case.
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Frank Huddy just wants my scalp.
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I found a loophole.
I'm gonna plead not guilty...
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Gordon, stop it.
There's not going to be a loophole.
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There's not going to be a trial.
I am not going to have you drag
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this firm's good name
through the mud.
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I've talked to Judge Weathers
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and he has agreed to suspend
the disposition of your case.
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Under what conditions?
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Probation, suspension
of your driver's license,
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and 500 hours
of community service.
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And a leave of absence
from the firm.
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A leave of absence?
He can't do that.
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- He can't stop me from working!
- He's not. I am.
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That was my condition.
Gordon, you need a break.
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- You're too wrapped up in your work.
- But, sir, my work is my life.
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That's just my point.
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The community service
will do you good.
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It'll teach you compassion,
a sense of fair play, how to fit in.
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- Community service? This is horrible.
- You'll get used to it.
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And hopefully,
you'll come back a better person
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and a better attorney,
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which is why
I'm keeping you on salary
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and have arranged a driver for you.
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You know, in the early '70s,
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I drove the tour bus
for The Grand Funk Railroad.
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Man, that was the life.
Chicks, parties,
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amps cranked up to about
eight jillion decibels.
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Doctor said all that loud music
damaged my hearing,
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but I got no regrets.
Except for the '80s.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- How could he do this to me?
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Community service...
coaching hockey!
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I found one! I'm comin' out!
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BOY: Karp, you finally found
something for once in your life.
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Dumpster Dave comes through!
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(GROANS) What do you think?
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Lovely, Karp, it goes with your eyes.
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You gonna take that from him, Karp?
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No. Remind me
to bust your head, Averman.
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- Thanks, Peter. Thanks very much.
- Did you get it?
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- Yeah! Right there!
- Yeah!
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Here, Petie. Here, boy.
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A little chili
to keep you warm, buddy.
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- Oh, yeah, that's nice.
- Oh, yeah, look!
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PETER:
I can't believe he ate the can too.
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AVERMAN: He sniffs.
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He sniffs again.
Looking for that perfect place.
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He sniffs some more. He stops.
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I think this is it!
He's turnin' in a circle.
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- He squats! He scores!
- Yes! We did it!
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(GROANING) Full load.
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Stinks!
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AVERMAN:
Come on, come on, give me the dollar!
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- PETER: Hurry it up already.
- AVERMAN: I'm hurryin', okay?
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- PETER: Go, go, go, go!
- Yeah! All right! Let's do it!
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BOYS: Oh, come on. Stop!
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- Yes!
- Okay! Here we go.
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Yeah. There's more inside.
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KARP: He's takin' off with it.
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This guy deserves what he gets.
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- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, guys, he saw us.
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Oh, my! (GROANS)
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(CHEERING)
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Rink's gotta be
around here someplace.
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Just look for a sign
that says "Personal Hell."
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How could he do this to me?
I hate kids. They're barely human.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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BOY: Come on! Over here!
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Keep it down, please!
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Hey, please, come on.
There's no need for this.
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Let's talk, come on.
I'm your friend, aren't I?
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Come on, Goldberg,
at least try to stop it.
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I'm getting tired
of chasin' the puck.
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Be careful, man.
It almost hit me that time.
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Goldberg, you're the goalie.
It's supposed to hit you.
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Does that sound stupid
to anyone else?
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Good God.
That's the hockey team.
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Drive out on the ice.
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It'll be all right.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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BOY: I ain't scared. Come on.
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- You don't know what you're doin'.
- Shut your face, Karp.
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- PETER: We'll get in big trouble.
- BOY: Chill, all right?
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- I'll take care of it.
- KARP: They're drugs, I just know it.
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Yo, dude.
You obviously in the wrong hood.
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This is my dominion.
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This is a drug-free zone,
you understand?
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We ain't buyin' nothin'.
I'm feelin' generous today.
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So I'm gonna let you get
your sorry vanilla bootie outta here
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before we be usin'
your eyeballs as hockey pucks.
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Thanks, bro, but I'm not goin' home
'til I take care of business.
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- He's got a gun.
- Stand back.
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(EXHALES)
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District Five Pee Wee hockey team.
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I'm Gordon Bombay.
I'm the new coach.
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(ALL LAUGH) What a joke!
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- Yeah, right.
- Afraid so, dude.
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Got the roster right here.
Averman, Dave.
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- Conway, Charlie. Hall, Terry.
- Geez, he is the coach!
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Here's the long and the short of it.
I hate hockey and I don't like kids.
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What's this supposed to be,
a pep talk?
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Look, I'm sure this'll be
a real bonding experience.
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Maybe one day,
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one of you will even
write a book about it in jail.
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- Funny.
- Is there a goalie?
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Only for a little while.
I'm movin' back to Philly.
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- Thank you for sharing that.
- No problem.
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All right, get out on the ice.
Let me see what you can do.
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Uh, just so you know.
We really suck.
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I'll decide
who sucks around here.
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00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,073
- BOY: Get off me.
- They really suck.
234
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,408
The Pete-meister.
Mr. Rabble-rouser.
235
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,576
Passing the puck
over to Jesse-roonie, the enforcer.
236
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,956
- (GRUNTS)
- Ouch!
237
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,963
That hurt!
238
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,705
Oh, it's the Connie-meister,
the velvet hammer.
239
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,720
Hi, coach. I'm Connie.
240
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,302
- Do you play?
- No. So what's our record anyway?
241
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,509
0 and 9.
242
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,470
One was pretty close, though.
We only lost by five.
243
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,969
We almost scored a goal too.
244
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,099
So what do we do now... coach?
245
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,059
- What did your old coach have you do?
- He just yelled a lot.
246
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,070
- That's how he hurt his arm.
- His arm?
247
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,363
Yeah, one minute he's yelling at us,
248
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,696
"Little bastards,
where'd you learn to play?
249
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:49,662
Oh, you suck, you!
Skate, you little bast..." (GASPS)
250
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,945
Heart attack. Great.
251
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,579
(SIGHS) All right, look.
I gotta make a phone call.
252
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:59,377
Keep scrimmaging. You, you, you,
you and you against you four.
253
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,002
- We got names, you know?
- I'm sure you do.
254
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,630
And I bet they're very nice names.
I might even learn 'em.
255
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,548
For now, I'll be in my office.
256
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,966
Oh, and if you need anything, fax me.
(CHUCKLES)
257
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,636
Geez, what a jerk.
258
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,765
Where do they find these coaches
anyways?
259
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,564
We're impressionable kids, right?
260
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,267
Shouldn't we check
his qualifications or somethin'?
261
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,225
BOMBAY: Jeannie, who told you
not to give me my messages?
262
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,614
Ducksworth!
Then who's handling my cases?
263
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,738
- BOY: On three!
- Jane!
264
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,534
- One, two, three! Charge!
- Are you kidding me?
265
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,624
She's outta law school one year.
She's not qualified to...
266
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:33,994
Hold on a second!
267
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:39,748
- (KIDS SHOUTING)
- Hey! Get your mouth off the windows!
268
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,210
- Hey!
- Get off there!
269
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,550
- (SHOUTING)
- Get off the car!
270
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,301
- We're being invaded!
- Get off!
271
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,470
- Get off the roof, you little monkey.
- Oh, cool!
272
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,851
- Is that a real phone?
- Yes, and I'm really on it.
273
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,899
- Not any more.
- Thank you.
274
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,482
- Let's see, who should I...
- Watch the upholstery.
275
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,779
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
276
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,779
- Don't touch that.
- We wanna ride!
277
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,488
(CHANTING)
We wanna ride! We wanna ride!
278
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,829
We wanna ride!
279
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,414
I could kill one of 'em
just to set an example, sir.
280
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,380
Not yet, Lewis.
Take 'em for a spin, anything!
281
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,502
(CHEERING)
282
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,300
This looks good. I'm gonna eat it.
283
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,013
- Wow, I feel like Madonna.
- You wish!
284
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,020
- Seats ten comfortably.
- CONNIE: Shut up, Karp.
285
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,349
- Hey, pass me one of those glasses.
- (GROWLING)
286
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,609
- Yeah, I see your point.
- (SNIFFING)
287
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,023
CONNIE: Oh.
288
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,776
- (SNIFFING)
- ALL: Goldberg!
289
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,945
- It wasn't me, all right!
- Young man, what did you eat?
290
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,735
- Nothing! It wasn't me!
- Open a window!
291
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,750
Oh, man! It's my mom!
292
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,582
- She looks pissed.
- Oh, man.
293
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,546
All right, out!
Everybody, out of the car right now.
294
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,012
Goldberg, why'd you
have to ruin the fun?
295
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,591
GOLDBERG: It was not me
who farted!
296
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,508
Are you out of your mind?
297
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,143
What were you thinking
putting that car on the ice?
298
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,643
- My son was in that car.
- Lady, lady, relax.
299
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,476
One crack in the ice.
That's all it would take. One crack!
300
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,312
- The ice isn't gonna crack.
- Who do you think you are?
301
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,307
I'm Gordon Bombay,
the new hockey coach.
302
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,731
The new coach?
303
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,437
They send you to coach the team
and you endanger their lives.
304
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,448
What danger? I grew up on the ice,
I know when it's safe to drive on.
305
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,412
- How do you know?
- I just know! All right?
306
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,492
Well, listen, Mr. Zen Master,
307
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,369
you may be in tune
with the ice universe,
308
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,825
but when it comes to my kid,
"I just know" doesn't cut it.
309
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,543
Charlie, let's go.
310
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,785
Mom?
311
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,921
Give me my candy! All of it!
All of it, now!
312
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,171
Well, I guess practice is over.
313
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,886
- Sorry my mom ruined it, guys.
- It's all right, Charlie.
314
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,013
Coach, gonna be
at the game tomorrow?
315
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,691
By order of the state of Minnesota,
yeah.
316
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:08,400
- (DRUMS BEATING)
- (CHANTING) Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!
317
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:11,395
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!
318
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,148
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!
319
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,450
One, two, three, four, five!
One, two, three, four, five!
320
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,946
- One, two, three, four, five!
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
321
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,462
- Hi, girls.
- (GRUNTING)
322
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,261
- Karp! No!
- Goodbye.
323
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:02,907
The hawks. My first game
and it had to be the Hawks.
324
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,714
Gordon? Gordon Bombay.
325
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,844
- Coach Reilly.
- We're both adults now.
326
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,804
Why don't you just call me Jack?
327
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:16,132
Hey, come back
to see your old coach, huh?
328
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,716
Well, actually I'm, uh, coaching...
Pee Wee.
329
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,137
- District Five team.
- No kiddin'.
330
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:26,346
You got a kid on the team
or something?
331
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:30,557
No, I'm here because I need
to be of service to the community.
332
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:34,324
How about this, huh? Whoever thought
we'd be coachin' against each other?
333
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,904
Yeah, who'd have thought?
334
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,823
So, who's your hotshot player
this year?
335
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,279
- Anyone good?
- I got a kid named Banks.
336
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,620
Might go all the way.
Not quite as good as you were.
337
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,116
But he wants it more.
Kid won't give up.
338
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,053
Oh, boy,
339
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:01,008
I wish they would
take that one down. Don't you?
340
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,888
Well, good luck.
341
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,683
You're gonna need it.
342
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,515
It's up to you, Gordon.
You miss this shot,
343
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,401
you're not just letting me down,
344
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,316
you're letting
your whole team down too.
345
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,437
I wish your dad
could be here to see this.
346
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,031
Make him proud of you!
347
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,540
(CHANTING) Win! Win! Win!
348
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,371
All right, guys, gather round.
Come on, come on.
349
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,455
- Win! Win! Win!
- BOYS: Win. Win.
350
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,836
Win! Win! Win!
351
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,465
- Win?
- Win! Win! Win!
352
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,300
Yeah, we're fired up.
353
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,312
BOY: All right! Watch this!
354
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,807
Oh, great. Good concept, guys.
Nice... Ouch!
355
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,282
(GROANS) Nice goin', fool!
356
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,573
- Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
- Oh, yeah, "I didn't mean to."
357
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,988
Yeah, sure,
you're on my own team.
358
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,907
- Yeah, no problem!
- Oh, sorry, Goldberg. Didn't mean to.
359
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,748
Would you get off me
before I clock you?
360
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,081
Let's go, Jesse!
Go, Terry!
361
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,789
(WOMAN CLAPS AND CHEERS)
362
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,665
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- Let's go! Come on in.
363
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,840
What's this? The Oreo line!
364
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,181
Hey, come on.
Let's play hockey.
365
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,052
Um, batter, batter,
hum, batter, batter!
366
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,891
Hey, batter, batter,
swing, batter, batter!
367
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,676
Hum, batter, batter,
swing, batter, batter!
368
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,099
Averman!
369
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,847
It's hockey!
There's no batter. Idiot.
370
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,271
Hum, goalie, goalie,
hum, goalie, goalie!
371
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,820
Hey, goalie, goalie,
save, goalie, goalie!
372
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,614
Hum, goalie, goalie,
hey, goalie, goalie!
373
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,290
(GRUNTS)
374
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:56,128
No, I got him! I got him!
375
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,631
(CHEERING)
376
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,337
That's one!
377
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,507
Hey, hey, hey! Easy!
378
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,230
Good show. Sloppy pass.
379
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,345
Way to stuff it, Banks!
380
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,225
(CROWD SINGING)
We will, we will rock you!
381
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,649
All right, all right! Let's run it up!
Run it up! Run it up!
382
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,664
Oh, man! How could you
let him get by you?
383
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,038
All right, line change.
Come on, go, go, go.
384
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,207
(GRUNTS)
385
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,669
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
386
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,424
- Hey!
- (GRUNTING)
387
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,718
- (GRUNTS)
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
388
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,718
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (GROANS)
389
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,768
(CHANTING)
Banks! Banks! Banks!
390
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,766
Hey, you!
Come back here! Oh!
391
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,438
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- Why me?
392
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:07,530
How lazy can you be?
They're killing us out there!
393
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,284
How many times do I have to tell you:
Get those rebounds,
394
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,251
get your heads up,
get those loose pucks.
395
00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:16,292
- Get... Just...
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
396
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,996
Just get the hell outta here.
397
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:24,674
All right!
398
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,927
It's Spaz-way. He'll screw up.
399
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,893
(CROWD CHEERING)
400
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,563
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (GROANS)
401
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:40,812
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
402
00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:44,612
Hey, hey! Way to play it, Banks!
All right!
403
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:48,145
That's okay, Charlie!
Nice try!
404
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:51,533
Nice fan, Charlie. Keep swingin'.
Maybe you'll give 'em a cold.
405
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,829
- (ALL CHATTERING)
- Hey, hey, hey, knock it off!
406
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,043
Against this team,
we should have twice this many!
407
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,615
Now let's run it up!
408
00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:02,288
Remember, it's not worth winning
if you can't win big!
409
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,420
- REILLY: All right!
- (CHEERING)
410
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,466
Guys! No! Come on,
let's talk about this!
411
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,764
Be civilized!
Come on! Please!
412
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,851
(CROWD CHEERING)
413
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,392
Oh no, guys!
Come on, not again! Please!
414
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,557
Just take the goal.
Fine! I don't care!
415
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:27,645
- I'm so embarrassed.
- We need a new goalie.
416
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,863
(BUZZER)
417
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,871
All right!
Hey, knock it off!
418
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,743
That was a lousy third period.
Anybody could beat these pansies.
419
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,501
I want you guys
to stay hungry out there!
420
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:43,882
All right, nice goin', Banks.
New Hawks record.
421
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,883
- Okay, boys. Let's go.
- All right!
422
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,756
Hey, Gordon! Nice game.
423
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,928
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
(CHUCKLES)
424
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,143
BOY: At least I can handle the puck!
425
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,183
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
426
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,640
Hey, shut up!
427
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,232
You guys stink!
428
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,477
I thought we came here
to play hockey.
429
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,188
You know, I knew we forgot something.
430
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,440
(LAUGHING)
431
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,359
Oh, you think it's funny?
You think losing is funny?
432
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,909
Well, not at first,
but once you get the hang of it.
433
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,083
We're the ones out there
gettin' our butts kicked.
434
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:19,622
Yeah, it's not like you coach us
or anything. At least we tried.
435
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,707
You didn't listen to a word I said.
436
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,752
I said, keep your heads up.
You put your heads down.
437
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,746
I said, hustle.
You went slower!
438
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,378
That was the sloppiest playing
I've ever seen.
439
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,256
Why the hell
don't you just listen to me?
440
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,137
Why the hell should we?
441
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:39,466
BOMBAY: I don't care.
442
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,390
You want to lose, fine.
443
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,938
You're the ones
who look like idiots out there.
444
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:53,565
REILLY: Great game!
445
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:54,988
Hans?
446
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,631
(CHEERING)
447
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,206
I don't believe it!
Who would throw these away?
448
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,965
First look's free,
next five minutes costs a buck each.
449
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,343
Yeah, guys. Fork it over.
450
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,549
Forget it, Karp.
I can see this every day on MTV.
451
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,505
Hey, guys,
this one's from Minneapolis.
452
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,179
- Hey, Guy, look, it's your mom.
- (LAUGHING)
453
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:28,273
- Let's give him a wedgie.
- Good idea, Jesse!
454
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,781
PETER: Come on!
I was just kidding, okay?
455
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,321
Hey! Give that back!
456
00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:36,164
Hi, girls.
457
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,824
Does your mommy know you have that?
458
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,581
Nah, she's busy with the mailman.
459
00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:43,164
That'll make great bathroom reading.
460
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,209
That's mine, you jerk!
I found it!
461
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,213
You don't even know
what to do with it, wuss-breath.
462
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,995
You gonna let him
call you wuss-breath?
463
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:50,842
No!
464
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,763
Hey! Hey! (GRUNTS)
465
00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:57,683
- Oh!
- Come on. Want some more?
466
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,723
You guys want some more?
Come on!
467
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,932
Yeah! You want some more?
Come on! (GASPING)
468
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,562
(INDISTINCT JEERING)
469
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:12,109
(JEERING CONTINUES)
470
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,817
(GROWLING)
471
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,356
Let's get out!
Move it!
472
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,741
- Thanks a lot.
- All right, man.
473
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,000
One, two, three! Boom!
474
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,964
(GROANING)
475
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,879
What are you laughing at,
cream cheese boy? Let's go!
476
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,923
BOMBAY: If we're gonna cheat,
we gotta make those falls look real.
477
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:38,588
Keep it up! Whoa!
Score one for the spirit.
478
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:43,723
Go at him! Go at him!
Good! Go at him!
479
00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,893
Come on, get angry! Oh!
480
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,477
Come on, make it look real.
Act hurt!
481
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,305
I am hurt.
482
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,899
Good, good.
Now say it again!
483
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:56,694
ALL: Take the fall!
Act hurt! Get indignant!
484
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,071
One more time!
485
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,567
Take the fall! Act hurt!
Get indignant!
486
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:05,411
Good! You guys are ready.
487
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:08,248
- (GRUNTING)
- (CHEERING)
488
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,254
(BUZZER)
489
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:14,246
Give me a break, ref! Open your eyes!
Did you see what he did to me?
490
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,457
- Goldberg!
- What?
491
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,922
You don't take the fall
while they're shooting at you.
492
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,759
Oh! Well, I guess you didn't
explain that very well, did ya?
493
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,467
- I throw myself on the ice...
- District Five!
494
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:28,428
Cut the acting class.
One more dive, I forfeit to the Jets!
495
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,441
What? I'm insulted by that!
496
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:37,607
- Let's go! Let's go!
- Quit it!
497
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,908
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- Face-off! Let's go!
498
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:51,790
Charlie!
499
00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:00,628
That guy is twice your size.
500
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,548
So the next time
he gets you in a corner like that,
501
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,755
I want you to grab your eye
like it's cut and then hit the ice!
502
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:10,020
- Got it? Let's go.
- REFEREE: Let's go! Face-off!
503
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,481
Okay, even 'em up, boys.
Here we go.
504
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,690
Hey!
505
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,404
- Come on!
- That's it, Charlie.
506
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,445
- That's it, Charlie!
- Come on!
507
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,463
Damn it, Charlie!
508
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,916
We can't even win when we cheat.
509
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:39,335
- Stupid cake-eater tricks!
- CONNIE: That was embarrassing.
510
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:43,085
Charlie! What the hell
is the matter with you?
511
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,260
When I tell you to do something,
you do it! You got it?
512
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,183
Look at me.
513
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:54,938
- You got it?
- You can't make me cheat.
514
00:30:58,107 --> 00:30:59,687
Jesse, Terry, let's go.
515
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,202
This is what I gave up
my overtime pay for?
516
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,414
To see my kids takin' falls?
517
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,248
Gordon.
518
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,575
How did you know?
519
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:59,209
Through the back door
at this time of night.
520
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,915
Just like you used to.
521
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:05,053
You'd spend hours
watching me do this.
522
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:06,626
What do you think?
523
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,640
Is this sharp enough? Ow!
524
00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:12,722
- Did you cut yourself?
- No. (CHUCKLES)
525
00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:14,774
You always fell for that.
526
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:18,314
- God, you're morbid, Hans.
- No, I'm Scandinavian.
527
00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:21,979
- (CHUCKLES) It's nice to see you.
- Sure, sure, sure.
528
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,819
You probably thought I was dead.
(CHUCKLES)
529
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,735
I saw you at the game
the other night.
530
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,284
Why didn't you say anything?
531
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,617
You were so busy
screaming at the kids.
532
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,872
I didn't want
to spoil the moment.
533
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:49,427
- Everything's the same.
- Well, the game hasn't changed.
534
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,222
Why should my store?
535
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,808
- Heard you became a doctor.
- Lawyer.
536
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,814
Oh, that's too bad.
Enjoy that?
537
00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,557
Well, I hardly ever lose a case.
(CHUCKLES)
538
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,309
That is not what I asked.
539
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,821
BOMBAY:
Hmm. I see you still have this up.
540
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:10,864
- Thanks very much.
- It is important to remember the past.
541
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,741
I'd just as soon forget it.
542
00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:18,041
That was the worse time of my life.
My dad died that year.
543
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,540
- The two are not related.
- No, but it felt like they were.
544
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,129
I found this not long ago.
545
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,342
He was proud of you.
546
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:32,932
I miss him.
547
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:42,234
You scored 198 goals
in that season, Gordon.
548
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,186
It's a shame you quit. You...
549
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,477
- Could have gone all the way. Yeah.
- No!
550
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:50,953
You really loved to play.
551
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,492
You remember?
552
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,743
You remember...
553
00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,327
you used to play on the ponds
until after dark,
554
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:01,326
until your father called you back.
555
00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,841
You really flew on that ice, Gordon.
556
00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,339
That's all I ever wanted to do.
557
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:11,681
Then why did you stop? Reilly?
558
00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:16,851
I saw what he did to you.
Reilly is an idiot.
559
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:20,394
- The guy wins.
- It's not about winning. It never was.
560
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,349
Just show them how to play.
Show them how to have fun.
561
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,693
Teach them to fly.
562
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:28,941
That is what they'll remember
563
00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:31,031
long after you've gone back
to being a doctor.
564
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,280
- Lawyer.
- (CHUCKLES)
565
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,282
And long after they've stopped
buying skates from me.
566
00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:40,406
Here... there you are.
567
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,915
Sharpened, laced, ready to go.
568
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,538
- What's this?
- Your new skates.
569
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,796
That is why you came here
tonight, isn't it?
570
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:51,132
I figured nine and a half
was your size.
571
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,177
Actually, I'm a nine.
572
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:59,143
Wear thick socks, Gordon.
Enjoy them.
573
00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:02,329
Here comes Bombay
on an end-to-end rush.
574
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,914
Past the blue line, past center.
He's not skating, he's flying!
575
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,291
He fakes once,
he fakes twice.
576
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:11,838
Fakes three times!
Shoots! Scores! Yes!
577
00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:15,224
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What a play!
578
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,762
What a guy!
Gordon Bombay does it again!
579
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:22,596
Great move, Gordy!
You faked him out of his pads.
580
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,104
Come here, son.
581
00:36:25,309 --> 00:36:26,599
You look great out there, Gordy.
582
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,440
Come on, let's go inside,
it's getting late.
583
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:32,145
- A few more minutes?
- (SIGHS)
584
00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:34,113
Please?
585
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,069
- Go on. Get outta here.
- Thanks.
586
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,892
(SIGHS)
587
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,309
(KNOCKING)
588
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,943
- Hi, um...
- Please, just go away.
589
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,702
Charlie doesn't want
to be on the team any more,
590
00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:20,449
and neither he nor I
have anything to say to you.
591
00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,237
Well, I have something to say to you.
592
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,909
Oh, really?
Door-to-door mistreatment now.
593
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:27,907
Now the team can feel miserable
between games too, huh?
594
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,580
I came to apologize to Charlie...
595
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,130
to both of you.
596
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:36,513
- What?
- Apologize.
597
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,337
Well... you should.
598
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:43,722
Charlie.
599
00:37:44,638 --> 00:37:46,268
Somebody's here to see you.
600
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,353
Hey, Charlie, how ya doin'?
601
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:56,980
I was just walkin' around thinkin'
and, uh...
602
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,153
Wanna give us a minute?
603
00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:05,332
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
604
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:16,591
Listen, it was very wrong of me
605
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,633
to ask you
and the other guys to cheat.
606
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:20,509
I never should've said
what I said to you.
607
00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,724
I was angry. I was frustrated.
608
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:25,804
It took a lot of guts for you
to do what you knew was right.
609
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,256
I admire that.
610
00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:32,273
And, uh, I just wanted
to tell you that, uh,
611
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:33,766
that I'm...
612
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:37,154
Oh, boy, this is difficult.
613
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,190
- I'm...
- You're sorry.
614
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:43,239
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, all right?
615
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:49,294
Tell your mom that hopefully it'll be
a lot more fun this time around.
616
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:51,872
What do you say?
617
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,040
Do you want to stay for dinner?
618
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,248
- What?
- Charlie!
619
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,876
Uh, no, I... I can't. Uh...
620
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,723
Well, what are you havin'?
621
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:13,055
Mr. Ducksworth,
there are two reasons I came by.
622
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,265
First off, I want to let you know
things are going well.
623
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:19,398
I'm learning a lot about teamwork,
fair play and all that junk.
624
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,686
Good, good.
And the second thing?
625
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,071
Well, sir,
fair play doesn't come cheap.
626
00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,239
These kids, my team,
have no money.
627
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:32,118
They can't afford rink time,
safe equipment, proper uniforms,
628
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:34,039
which makes it difficult
for them to compete.
629
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:38,456
Now imagine, sir, being ten years old
and stepping out onto that ice
630
00:39:38,627 --> 00:39:42,507
with old copies of the Enquirer
taped to your shins instead of pads.
631
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,172
The point I'm trying to make, sir,
632
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,879
is that you wouldn't be
taken seriously,
633
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,341
and neither are these kids.
634
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:51,261
So I thought maybe
the firm could help 'em out.
635
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,061
How much are we talking about?
636
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,444
- Fifteen thousand dollars.
- No way.
637
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,313
Wait a minute. Think of the goodwill.
638
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,900
We name the team after the firm.
639
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,240
Suddenly, we're the good guys.
Ducksworth, Saver and Gross,
640
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:07,655
the firm that gives back
to the community.
641
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:12,196
Come on.
I'll get you your own jersey.
642
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:15,874
(CHEERING)
643
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,831
Ooo, yeah
644
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,250
- Can you feel it baby?
- Ooo
645
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,224
- I can too
- Ooo
646
00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,795
Ooo
647
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,467
- Ooo
- Come on, swing
648
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,311
Come on, swing
649
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:38,145
Come on, swing
650
00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:40,652
- Come on swing
- Ooo
651
00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:41,976
(GRUNTING)
652
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,033
Ooo
653
00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,324
It's such a good vibration
654
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:50,531
(GRUNTING)
655
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:55,039
It's such a sweet sensation
656
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:58,003
It's such a good vibration
657
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:02,002
It's such a sweet sensation
658
00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:05,335
- Who is that kid?
- Thanks, Fulton.
659
00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:07,465
Fulton Reed.
He's in one of my classes.
660
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:08,844
How come he's not on the team?
661
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,260
He only plays football.
662
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:11,757
Some preppie school
gave him a scholarship
663
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,558
as long as he doesn't play hockey.
664
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,813
- They don't want him gettin' hurt.
- I heard it was colleges.
665
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,984
He's already been accepted
to four of 'em.
666
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,903
Yeah, but I heard he's gotta
repeat the sixth grade.
667
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,401
Ah, shut up.
668
00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:23,766
Gordon Bombay?
669
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,110
Bombay was a Hawk.
670
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:29,738
... Good vibration
671
00:41:30,697 --> 00:41:34,027
It's such a sweet sensation
672
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:37,581
- Feel the vibration
- It's such a good vibration
673
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,830
Dude, check 'em out, man.
674
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:43,839
Holy cow.
675
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:47,302
- They're pretty good skaters.
- BOMBAY: Anybody know who they are?
676
00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:49,884
That's Tommy Duncan.
He's in my science class.
677
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,795
And that's his sister, Tammy.
678
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:53,428
BOMBAY: Think they'd want
to play hockey with us?
679
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:54,848
TOGETHER: Yeah!
680
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,233
Go get dressed.
I'll do the negotiating.
681
00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:04,107
Just think of it as figure skating...
with a stick.
682
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:08,031
You're gonna love it, Tammy.
Hey, atta boy, Tommy!
683
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:11,453
Lookin' good, lookin' tough.
Give me five, show me you're alive!
684
00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,202
Mom isn't gonna like this at all.
685
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:17,326
So what? You want me to figure skate,
then you gotta play hockey.
686
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,164
What do I know about hockey?
687
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:22,995
More than you think.
688
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,956
Back to basics! Skating!
689
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:31,801
Go! Go! Side to side.
Shift your weight.
690
00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:35,347
Get comfortable on your edges.
That's good, that's good.
691
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:38,556
Keep your balance, Karp.
Trust your edges.
692
00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:41,685
That's okay, Charlie.
693
00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:47,017
Soft hands.
694
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,779
You don't shoot the puck
to your teammate.
695
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,530
You sail it to him.
696
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:52,988
Karp, on your feet.
697
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:59,911
- You send it.
- Oh! Gross!
698
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:04,078
You don't stop the pass.
You accept it. Cradle it.
699
00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,166
- (ALL GROAN) Oh!
- BOMBAY: Again!
700
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:09,455
Concentration, not strength.
701
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:12,719
Like the Karate Kid, right?
"Wax on! Wax off!"
702
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,514
Just shut up and try it, Averman!
703
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,142
- You're such a jerk.
- BOMBAY: Send it back, Averman.
704
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,144
Good, Averman. Charlie.
705
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:24,944
Good! Good.
Now, sail it back.
706
00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:28,442
PETER: Oh! Way to go!
707
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:33,453
Good, good.
Good, cradle it.
708
00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,862
Cradle it.
Soft hands, soft hands.
709
00:43:36,031 --> 00:43:38,241
- (SPLATTERING)
- Oh!
710
00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:40,578
Here it comes.
Nice and easy. Good.
711
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:44,501
- I did it! I did it!
- All right.
712
00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:48,207
Nice drill, coach. Really very cute.
713
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,336
But when are you gonna
work with me in goal?
714
00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:52,509
Goldberg, do you trust me?
715
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,382
My mother would not approve of this,
coach.
716
00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:56,639
She'd like me to live
to be bar mitzvah'd.
717
00:43:56,801 --> 00:44:00,471
This is your bar mitzvah, Goldberg.
Today you will become a man.
718
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,469
Coach, I think you got the ceremonies
mixed up.
719
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,812
It's more like a circumcision.
720
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,935
Coach! Will you come back here?
What'd I ever do to you, man?
721
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,563
District Five! Ready!
722
00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:13,319
Oh, man, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
723
00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:15,985
- Aim!
- Nice knowin' ya, Goldie.
724
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,284
- Oh, please! No!
- Fire!
725
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:22,791
(SCREAMING)
726
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:25,956
I wanna go home!
727
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,792
(SCREAMING)
728
00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:34,129
(LAUGHING)
This doesn't hurt!
729
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,973
You wimps!
Give me your best shot!
730
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,465
Oh! Come on!
Hex goal! Goalie boot save!
731
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:41,968
Come and get me!
Whoa! Nice shot, man!
732
00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:44,602
I'm a dog! I'm a crazed dog!
Come on!
733
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:50,227
(CHANTING)
Goldberg! Goldberg!
734
00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:54,317
I am Goldberg!
The goalie! (GROWLING)
735
00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:57,526
Good! Good!
All right, Charlie!
736
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:02,621
Good hustle, Conway! Way to go.
All right, Karp!
737
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,754
- You guys hungry? Tired?
- ALL: Yeah!
738
00:45:05,954 --> 00:45:08,714
- Do you ache? Are you pumped up?
- Yeah!
739
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:12,543
Good! That was a hell of a practice.
Be proud of yourself.
740
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,462
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
741
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:20,219
Hey, guys! Excuse me, guys!
You gotta untie me now!
742
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:24,055
Ha-ha! Good joke.
Very funny. I like it.
743
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,142
No joke, come on, guys.
Hey, coach!
744
00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:29,728
Coach, come on,
don't leave me hangin' like this!
745
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,154
Coach, don't make me
come after you, coach.
746
00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:49,752
- Here you go.
- Thanks. Thanks for the ride.
747
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,714
You did real well in practice today,
Charlie
748
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:56,172
Let me ask you something.
What happened to your dad?
749
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,506
Mom and I left him.
750
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:03,263
I don't really remember,
but that's what she says.
751
00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:07,641
You know, when I was a boy,
I had to take care of my mother too.
752
00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:09,977
Really?
What happened to your dad?
753
00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:12,561
He passed away.
754
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,900
You do a good job
takin' care of your mom.
755
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,068
- Thanks.
- Keep it up, all right?
756
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:24,776
- Okay. Well, see ya.
- Okay. Hey, coach.
757
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,079
- What's that? (JEERS)
- Huh? Whoa!
758
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,253
- Oh!
- Victory! (LAUGHING)
759
00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:33,330
BOMBAY: You've just entered
the tickling zone!
760
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,500
(LAUGHING)
761
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,094
BOMBAY: So I'm right in the middle
762
00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:42,634
of my cross-examination,
and I say to the guy,
763
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:46,471
"I usually defend heels like you,
you scuzzy, mole-faced rat."
764
00:46:46,638 --> 00:46:48,808
(CHUCKLING)
That's a good one, sir.
765
00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,893
- (SMASHES)
- Whoa!
766
00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:56,521
(SCREECHING)
767
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,397
Hey! Hey! Hold it!
768
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,492
Hold it!
769
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,544
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
770
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:13,157
Look, it was an accident,
all right?
771
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,881
Never mind the window.
Where'd you learn to shoot like that?
772
00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:17,999
I didn't learn. I just do it.
773
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,424
Do it again.
774
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,732
- (SMASHES)
- (YELLS)
775
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,977
Well, you're great
at breaking windows.
776
00:47:38,231 --> 00:47:39,521
Do you ever hit the goal?
777
00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:42,901
Yeah. Well, one out of five.
778
00:47:43,987 --> 00:47:46,277
Fulton, is it true what they say?
779
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,527
About the scholarships and how
they won't let you play hockey?
780
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,700
People talk.
It don't mean nothin'.
781
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,409
- Why don't you play for us?
- I can't.
782
00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,920
- What do you mean?
- I mean, I can't.
783
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:59,002
- You afraid?
- No, I mean I can't, you moron.
784
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,420
I don't know how to skate.
785
00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:04,671
Whoa!
786
00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:08,264
Is that all that's stoppin' ya?
787
00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:12,428
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
788
00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:23,694
Push, Fulton, push.
Keep your knees bent.
789
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:26,400
Side to side, good!
Follow me.
790
00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,991
(SCREAMING)
791
00:48:33,453 --> 00:48:35,043
(SCREAMING)
792
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:38,792
- Watch it! Get out of the way!
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
793
00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:42,963
Sorry!
794
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,769
Come on, Fulton.
Let's go!
795
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:56,772
Hey!
796
00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:00,557
Whoa!
797
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,435
The Ducks?
We're the Ducks?
798
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,991
Man, what brain-dead jerk
came up with that name?
799
00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:11,486
As a matter of fact, I did.
800
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,161
But I didn't have a choice.
We're being sponsored.
801
00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:17,747
- By who? Donald and Daisy?
- (LAUGHING)
802
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,374
Hey, you don't wanna be Ducks?
803
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,540
You'd rather be District Five?
Some stupid number?
804
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:23,959
Better than some stupid animal.
805
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:27,128
I'll have you know, Peter,
806
00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,183
that the duck
is one of the most noble,
807
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,840
agile and intelligent creatures
of the animal kingdom.
808
00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:34,511
- But they're wimpy.
- They don't even have teeth.
809
00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,181
Neither do hockey players.
810
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,387
(CHUCKLES)
811
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,650
Have you guys ever seen a flock
of ducks flying in perfect formation?
812
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:45,270
It's beautiful. Pretty awesome
the way they all stick together.
813
00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:49,452
Ducks never say die.
Ever seen a duck fight?
814
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:53,534
No way. Why?
Because the other animals are afraid.
815
00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:57,199
They know that
if they mess with one duck,
816
00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,213
they gotta deal with the whole flock.
817
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,245
Oh, man!
818
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,092
I'm proud to be a duck.
819
00:50:06,963 --> 00:50:08,973
And I'd be proud to fly
with any one of you.
820
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:12,218
So how about it?
Who's a Duck?
821
00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:19,848
I'll be a Duck.
822
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:25,307
Yeah. Me too.
823
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:30,946
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
824
00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:36,084
- PETER: Anybody see Goldberg?
- All right!
825
00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:42,464
- Now we're the Ducks!
- (CHEERING)
826
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:45,083
- The Mighty Ducks!
- (CHEERING)
827
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:47,461
- What are we?
- ALL: The Ducks!
828
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,971
What the hell are they doing?
829
00:50:57,764 --> 00:51:00,984
Every time you get the puck,
you're the quarterback.
830
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:03,102
Make eye contact with the receiver.
831
00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:04,811
Talk to him,
let him know it's comin'.
832
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:08,606
Come on, guys. This isn't a library.
Talk to each other.
833
00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:10,935
- What a weird-ass team.
- (LAUGHS)
834
00:51:12,153 --> 00:51:13,203
How you doin'?
835
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:15,322
- You ready?
- I think so.
836
00:51:17,784 --> 00:51:20,334
Okay, Fulton.
Shoot your heart out.
837
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,092
My God!
838
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:44,519
Wow!
839
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,991
- (CROWD GASPING)
- One out of five.
840
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,580
All right,
Let's forget the past.
841
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:04,708
We lost a few games, tough!
That was District Five.
842
00:52:05,498 --> 00:52:07,328
- Now we're the Ducks.
- Yeah.
843
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:11,750
- And the Ducks... are undefeated.
- All right! Yeah!
844
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:14,171
Quack, quack.
845
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:17,300
- Quack. Quack.
- ALL: Quack! Quack!
846
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:20,718
Quack! Quack!
Quack! Quack!
847
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:24,600
(CHANTING)
Quack! Quack! Quack!
848
00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:27,727
Go... Ducks!
849
00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,395
- (CHEERING)
- What the hell was that?
850
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,240
BOMBAY:
Let's go, Ducks! Defense! Defense!
851
00:52:42,285 --> 00:52:43,905
Dig it outta there!
852
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,115
Let's go! Let's go!
853
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:48,788
Yeah!
854
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:52,128
Let's go, Ducks!
855
00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,132
BOY: Throw it! Throw it!
To the crease!
856
00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:00,181
(CHEERING)
857
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,348
Yes! The Oreo line!
858
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,441
That's my boy! (LAUGHING)
859
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,452
Defense, Karp!
Defense! Come on.
860
00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:28,792
(CROWD GASPING)
861
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,705
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
862
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:39,675
I don't wanna go
to school today, Mom.
863
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:41,764
Karp, how many fingers
am I holdin' up?
864
00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:44,098
- He wouldn't know that anyway.
- Shut up, Peter.
865
00:53:44,305 --> 00:53:46,715
- Karp, are you okay?
- Look at this.
866
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:49,771
The Karp-ster used his head
to stop the puck.
867
00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:51,686
Mr. Karp-a-lanee.
868
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,769
Let's get you off the ice.
Come on.
869
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,534
Get him on the bench, Charlie.
870
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,237
(KARP GROANS)
871
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,529
Okay, Ducks,
we still got a chance here.
872
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,079
Connie, Terry, Jesse, Guy,
time for the secret weapon.
873
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:12,671
Okay, Fulton.
Remember, just like we talked about.
874
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:16,841
- PETER: Come on, guys. Let's do it.
- (ALL CHEER)
875
00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:20,932
(CHEERING)
876
00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:25,603
Oh, no.
877
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,233
- Go! Get the face-off!
- Line up, boys, let's go.
878
00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:35,312
That's it.
879
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,857
(SCREAMS)
880
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,359
Whoa!
881
00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:49,539
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- (CHEERING)
882
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:56,792
Whoo! Yeah!
883
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,602
That tie of yours might be
what you need to make the play-offs.
884
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:12,766
- The Ducks have a shot?
- Sure.
885
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:15,765
Everyone but the last two teams
are in, remember?
886
00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:19,277
Panthers got the measles
and they forfeited the season.
887
00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:22,902
So, you beat the Huskies
and you'll make the play-offs.
888
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:25,323
Well, we might have to play
the Hawks.
889
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,529
So?
890
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:29,582
So they're a tough team.
Nothing's changed since I played.
891
00:55:29,744 --> 00:55:31,664
Actually, one little thing
has changed.
892
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:34,370
You wouldn't even be a Hawk now.
893
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,791
They redrew the district lines
last year.
894
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,670
The lake is not the boundary
any more.
895
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:44,759
You see? You'd be a Duck.
896
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,387
I'd be a Duck.
897
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,680
- Excuse me. Coach Reilly?
- Yeah?
898
00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:55,313
I'm afraid
there's a bit of a problem.
899
00:55:55,478 --> 00:55:58,228
- What's that?
- One of your players is ineligible.
900
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:01,109
Banks! Over here!
901
00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:03,994
- This is a joke, right?
- I'm afraid it's no joke.
902
00:56:04,487 --> 00:56:08,317
- Is there a problem?
- No, just a mistake, Mr. Banks.
903
00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:09,911
Are you this boy's father?
904
00:56:10,076 --> 00:56:12,196
450 North Hennipen Avenue,
is that your address?
905
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:14,330
- Yes.
- I'm afraid there's no mistake.
906
00:56:14,497 --> 00:56:16,327
This boy is playing
for the wrong team.
907
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:18,377
- What?
- According to league rules,
908
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:20,592
Adam Banks should be playing
for District Five.
909
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:25,970
- My son is a Hawk, not a Duck.
- Is this your doing, Gordon?
910
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:28,183
I'll expect to see him
at our next game.
911
00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:30,046
We'll have a uniform waiting for you.
912
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:31,352
No way!
913
00:56:31,514 --> 00:56:34,484
My son would rather not play
than play for your team.
914
00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:37,193
Fine, if that's the way you want it.
But remember,
915
00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:38,983
if Adam plays for the Hawks,
916
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,436
you'll forfeit every game
for the rest of the season.
917
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,609
Boy, I'd hate to see that.
918
00:56:44,652 --> 00:56:47,242
Look, I'm sorry this had to happen,
but you can see on the map,
919
00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:48,566
it's very clearly delineated.
920
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:53,449
Gordon? Hey, Bombay!
921
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,579
You stop when
I'm talking to you, son!
922
00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:59,376
What's the idea here?
You trying to sabotage me or what?
923
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:02,462
The law's a bitch when it
works against you, isn't it, Jack?
924
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:03,838
You got a whole team of Banks's.
925
00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,174
One kid isn't gonna
make a difference.
926
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,429
Even with Banks, what do you
think you're gonna prove,
927
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:09,181
you and that bunch of losers?
928
00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:11,553
That's right, coach.
They are losers.
929
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,970
We hate losers, don't we?
They don't even deserve to live.
930
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:17,520
Maybe you're right.
931
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,186
Maybe Banks
won't make a difference,
932
00:57:19,395 --> 00:57:20,935
but at least we're playing
by the rules.
933
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:22,855
Why'd you turn against me,
Gordon?
934
00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:25,193
For six years...
935
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:28,570
I taught ya how to skate,
I taught ya how to score.
936
00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:31,065
I taught ya
how to go for the "W."
937
00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:33,622
You could have been
one of the greats!
938
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,244
And now look at yourself.
939
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:40,365
You're not even a has-been.
You're a never-was.
940
00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:51,843
Going to the play-offs! Whoo!
941
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,934
One win!
942
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:59,555
Hey, why aren't you guys in uniform?
We got warm-ups in half an hour.
943
00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:04,607
All right, everyone, listen up.
I got some good news.
944
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:07,362
We're getting a new player,
Adam Banks.
945
00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:10,026
- What?
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
946
00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:12,066
- He's a Hawk.
- He's a good player.
947
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,949
- Yuck.
- Everybody hates him.
948
00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:18,287
- We don't need him.
- I'm the coach. I say we do need him.
949
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:20,874
If we make it to the play-offs,
he could be a big help.
950
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,080
"If"? All of a sudden,
you don't think we're good enough?
951
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:27,380
No, he thinks we're losers.
That's what he told Reilly.
952
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:30,046
- What?
- We heard what you said.
953
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:33,256
You said we were losers,
we didn't deserve to live.
954
00:58:33,427 --> 00:58:34,717
That's not what I meant.
955
00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:37,717
I saw that picture of you
missing that goal.
956
00:58:38,307 --> 00:58:39,597
You were a Hawk, weren't you?
957
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,443
Guess you guys
stick together to the end.
958
00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:45,773
You know what?
I don't need your stinkin' equipment.
959
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:49,742
- See you around.
- Peter, come back here.
960
00:58:50,319 --> 00:58:53,569
- I'm talkin' to you, son!
- Forget it, cake-eater.
961
00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,241
If you wanna play,
play with yourself.
962
00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:58,159
Come on, Terry.
963
00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:03,457
Where do you guys
think you're goin'?
964
00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:08,340
I don't believe this.
965
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,126
(SIGHS)
966
00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:12,418
All right,
967
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:15,467
I'm goin' up to the bench because
that's where I'm supposed to be.
968
00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:19,393
Anyone who wants to join me
can join me. Anyone who doesn't...
969
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,177
Well...
970
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:39,452
Ten minutes to game time, coach.
971
00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:41,328
Yeah, yeah, they'll be out
in a minute. They're...
972
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:43,075
you know,
working themselves into a frenzy.
973
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:44,420
(DOOR SLAMS)
974
00:59:56,802 --> 00:59:58,262
Not much of a frenzy.
975
01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:03,809
We forfeit.
976
01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:07,479
Ducks forfeit. Flames, you win.
977
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:15,864
Hey. Can I sit?
978
01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,160
Sure.
979
01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:22,037
(SIGHS) You talk to the guys?
980
01:00:22,745 --> 01:00:25,705
I tried. They think I'm a traitor
for even showing up.
981
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:28,384
I guess they really hate me, huh?
982
01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,548
Is it true you were really a Hawk?
983
01:00:33,339 --> 01:00:34,339
Yeah.
984
01:00:36,592 --> 01:00:38,722
Peter said you blew
a really big game once.
985
01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:40,474
Yeah, well, Peter's right.
986
01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,215
It was the last game
of the state finals.
987
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,890
We were tied 2-2
in the end of the third period.
988
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:47,600
I get a penalty shot.
989
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,812
I go in, I triple deke.
990
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,900
I fake the goalie
right out of his pads.
991
01:00:52,358 --> 01:00:53,898
The puck's headed in,
and then...
992
01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:56,738
- Clang! Hits the post.
- (GROANS)
993
01:00:56,904 --> 01:00:58,494
We lost in overtime.
994
01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:02,414
A quarter of an inch this way
and it would've gone in.
995
01:01:02,576 --> 01:01:04,036
A quarter of an inch, Charlie.
996
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,580
Yeah, but a quarter inch
the other way
997
01:01:06,789 --> 01:01:08,829
- and you'd have missed completely.
- (CHUCKLES)
998
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:10,923
I never thought of it that way.
999
01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,458
At least you got to play
in a championship game.
1000
01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:15,209
God, that must've been so cool.
1001
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,758
Hey. Can I get you a cup of coffee?
1002
01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:18,965
I'd love one.
1003
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,926
You know, she has many fine qualities
that men find attractive.
1004
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,890
I know that, Charlie.
That fact hasn't escaped me.
1005
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:31,611
So, what kind of guys
does she usually date?
1006
01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:34,112
Jerks. I mean,
most of them like her,
1007
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:36,244
but as soon as they
catch a glimpse of me...
1008
01:01:36,402 --> 01:01:39,492
Pow! Warp speed! They are gone!
1009
01:01:39,655 --> 01:01:41,815
- Don't take it personally, Charlie.
- Oh, I wouldn't even care,
1010
01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:43,830
except it's not fair to my mom.
1011
01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:45,492
She deserves somebody nice.
1012
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:49,673
Are you gonna come over
for dinner again?
1013
01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,672
I don't know, Charlie.
1014
01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,673
I'm not sure
it's such a good idea.
1015
01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:57,417
See, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
1016
01:01:57,589 --> 01:02:01,339
I, um...
talked to Jesse and Terry's dad,
1017
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:05,008
and he's gonna take over coaching
for the rest of the year.
1018
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,220
You're quitting?
1019
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:08,180
I'm stepping aside
to keep the team together.
1020
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:10,190
The guys can't play
for somebody they don't trust.
1021
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:12,772
I trust you.
The other guys do too.
1022
01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:15,020
They just don't know it.
Talk to 'em.
1023
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:17,440
- Charlie, I've done all I can.
- No, you haven't.
1024
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:20,859
You gotta make 'em understand.
You can't walk out on the Ducks.
1025
01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:23,029
- We're your team.
- No, you're not.
1026
01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:26,288
We are too! We weren't even the Ducks
until you came along.
1027
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,830
You made us
and now you're stuck with us.
1028
01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:30,621
Charlie.
1029
01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:38,295
That's right.
The red is oxygen.
1030
01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:40,674
Now, what are the blue balls?
1031
01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:42,681
(GIGGLING)
1032
01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:44,973
- Tommy?
- Hydrogen?
1033
01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:47,217
Is correct.
Now put them together,
1034
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:51,479
and you have a molecule
that makes up 96% of your body.
1035
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,733
- What is it?
- Pizza?
1036
01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:55,856
(GIGGLING)
1037
01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:57,193
(KNOCKING)
1038
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,859
It's the principal.
I'll be right back.
1039
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:04,244
Work on H2 CO3.
It's a goody.
1040
01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:10,576
- How'd the forfeit go, Spaz-way?
- Yeah, did you score?
1041
01:03:10,746 --> 01:03:12,996
Leave me alone, guys.
I don't want to talk about the team.
1042
01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:14,915
Oh, yeah, sure. Coach's pet.
1043
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:17,253
Everybody knows he likes you best.
1044
01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:20,089
- Likes his mom, you mean.
- Take it back, Karp!
1045
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:22,085
Take it back now!
1046
01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:24,047
- Leave him alone.
- You have no right shoving Karp.
1047
01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:26,258
- CONNIE: Don't push me.
- Don't push her, she's a girl!
1048
01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:28,428
- Lay off!
- Don't shove, Peter.
1049
01:03:28,597 --> 01:03:30,427
(ALL ARGUING)
1050
01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:33,059
Atoms away!
1051
01:03:40,234 --> 01:03:41,614
My atoms!
1052
01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:44,573
You! Sit!
1053
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:47,828
Sit, now!
1054
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,624
In your seats, now!
1055
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,960
I have never in my life...
1056
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,760
What have you got to say
for yourselves?
1057
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:05,716
BOY: Quack.
1058
01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:10,764
(CLASS CHANT)
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
1059
01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:13,603
Thanks for coming by
on such short notice, Gordon.
1060
01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,597
By the way,
your court release came through.
1061
01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:17,649
Congratulations.
Your community service is over.
1062
01:04:17,813 --> 01:04:18,863
You're kidding.
1063
01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,112
So you wanted to talk
about my coming back to work then?
1064
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:23,525
- Well, actually...
- Oh, you got your jersey. Great!
1065
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:24,857
A lot's been happening, sir.
1066
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,410
The Ducks might even
make the play-offs.
1067
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:27,533
(LAUGHS)
1068
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:31,735
Gordon, you know
Coach Reilly and Mr. Banks.
1069
01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:33,750
(MUMBLING)
Sir, they're the bad guys.
1070
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,582
(CHUCKLES) No, actually,
Phil is one of my oldest friends.
1071
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:39,038
Gerald was kind enough
to get us all together here
1072
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,919
to try to work out
this little problem.
1073
01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:44,456
You see, my son Adam
wants to play for the Hawks.
1074
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:46,011
His older brother was a Hawk.
1075
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:49,474
All of his little friends are Hawks.
That's where he belongs.
1076
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:50,886
REILLY: It's a tradition.
1077
01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:53,434
Now, you understand that, Gordon.
You played.
1078
01:04:53,599 --> 01:04:55,679
Sure, I can.
But the league's already ruled on it.
1079
01:04:55,893 --> 01:04:59,063
We've talked to the league,
and we worked out a little deal.
1080
01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:01,153
You guys cut a deal with
the Pee Wee Hockey League?
1081
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,358
Yes, we did.
1082
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:03,654
REILLY: The long and short of it
1083
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:06,897
is that Adam stays on the Hawks
for the rest of the season.
1084
01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,454
And then next year,
they redraft the lines.
1085
01:05:09,615 --> 01:05:12,275
- Correctly.
- The league did make one condition.
1086
01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:13,661
What's that?
1087
01:05:13,994 --> 01:05:15,874
That you withdraw your protest.
1088
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,750
- That's great.
- Good, good.
1089
01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:26,801
- Well, that's settled then.
- No, sir, you don't understand.
1090
01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:29,045
I can't withdraw my protest.
1091
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:31,717
- What?
- BOMBAY: Mr. Ducksworth,
1092
01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:33,847
you wanted me to learn
about fair play,
1093
01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,345
and how to be part of a team,
1094
01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:39,852
and I may not have learned
everything yet, but...
1095
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:42,939
I remember something
my father said to me.
1096
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:46,231
A team isn't a bunch of kids
out to win.
1097
01:05:47,945 --> 01:05:49,565
A team is something
you belong to,
1098
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,407
something you feel,
1099
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,620
something you have to earn.
1100
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,616
And I'm not gonna
let those kids down.
1101
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,837
Gordon,
I'm going to make this simple.
1102
01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:18,595
Are you prepared to lose your job
over some kids? Some game?
1103
01:06:20,268 --> 01:06:21,648
Let me ask you, sir.
1104
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:26,439
Are you prepared to fire me
over some kids? Some game?
1105
01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:30,153
Collect your personal belongings,
Gordon.
1106
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,490
Yes, sir, Mr. Ducksworth!
1107
01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:38,907
Thank you very much,
Mr. Ducksworth!
1108
01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:41,923
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
Mr. Ducksworth!
1109
01:06:42,082 --> 01:06:45,252
- Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
- Gordon, stop quacking.
1110
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:49,512
(QUACKING)
1111
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,970
You may have paid for this jersey,
sir, but you didn't earn it.
1112
01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:56,345
I'll see you in the play-offs.
1113
01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:00,426
(BELL RINGS)
1114
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,770
Excuse me. There are some students
here that I'd like to see.
1115
01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,984
- Who are you?
- I'm their hockey coach.
1116
01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:11,403
If you could tell me where
I can find each of them, please.
1117
01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:16,450
They're in room 223.
1118
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,500
- All of them?
- All of them.
1119
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:25,832
ALL: "I will not quack
at the principal."
1120
01:07:27,085 --> 01:07:30,665
"I will not quack
at the principal."
1121
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:33,179
- What do you want?
- I want to talk to you guys.
1122
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,931
- People.
- People, right.
1123
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,314
Sit down, please.
All of you.
1124
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,482
Okay, don't sit down.
1125
01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:45,190
Look, what's done is done.
1126
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,856
I want to be your coach again.
1127
01:07:48,023 --> 01:07:49,573
You wanna coach a bunch of losers?
1128
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:53,566
- No, I want to coach the Ducks.
- What about the things you said?
1129
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:55,607
You said we didn't deserve to live.
1130
01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:59,371
Karp, I was being sarcastic.
Do you know what that means?
1131
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:02,544
- No.
- Okay, then you do.
1132
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:05,213
I didn't mean those things
the way they sounded.
1133
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,134
You guys know what it's like
to be misunderstood, right?
1134
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,883
- Yeah, of course. We're kids.
- So...
1135
01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:14,466
Can you forgive me?
Can I be your coach again?
1136
01:08:14,633 --> 01:08:18,053
- What about Banks?
- He can be on the team if he wants.
1137
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,970
He should have been with us all year.
1138
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:24,638
It's you guys who were cheated.
But let's forget all that crap!
1139
01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:27,897
- We're a team, right?
- DUCKS: Yeah.
1140
01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:31,613
I made you guys,
and I'm sticking with you.
1141
01:08:34,069 --> 01:08:36,529
So, what's it gonna be?
1142
01:08:37,364 --> 01:08:38,784
We can play tomorrow night
1143
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:40,622
and still have a shot
at the play-offs...
1144
01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:45,408
or we can forfeit again
and the season's over.
1145
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,670
Peter, what do you say?
1146
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:49,882
Well...
1147
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:54,298
I guess it would help
if we practiced first.
1148
01:08:54,673 --> 01:08:57,513
All right. Let me see if I can
get you out of detention.
1149
01:08:57,676 --> 01:08:59,466
- Yes.
- Take that.
1150
01:08:59,928 --> 01:09:01,928
You really quacked
at the principal?
1151
01:09:02,097 --> 01:09:03,387
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1152
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,943
Are we Ducks, or what?
1153
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:08,772
Yeah!
1154
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,574
Look at your mother.
1155
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:17,241
- Let's see how it is in ten minutes.
- I'm gonna kill you!
1156
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:33,247
Hey.
Wasn't sure if you'd show up.
1157
01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:34,838
Yeah, whatever.
1158
01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:37,422
- I just want to play hockey.
- Good.
1159
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:40,554
Ducks, you all know Adam Banks.
1160
01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:44,064
On behalf of the Ducks,
I'd like to say welcome.
1161
01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,221
Cake-eater.
1162
01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:49,641
Ooh, the Jess-man,
dissin' the new guy! The Jess-ster!
1163
01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:51,231
Shut up, Averman!
1164
01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:54,766
AVERMAN: It's just a joke.
1165
01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:59,106
Puttin' on a Ducks jersey
doesn't mean you're a real Duck.
1166
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:27,103
They're a good group
once you get to know 'em.
1167
01:10:28,266 --> 01:10:29,516
I bet.
1168
01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:32,024
Well, suit up.
I'll see you on the ice.
1169
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,618
On your left!
1170
01:10:52,332 --> 01:10:53,792
Over here! I'm open!
1171
01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:57,590
Come on, right here!
Up front!
1172
01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:02,715
- Up front!
- Pass it to Banks!
1173
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:06,222
Come on!
Do somethin' with it!
1174
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:11,020
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
- Yeah! All right!
1175
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:14,943
Way to go, Banks!
1176
01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:17,864
(CHEERING)
1177
01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:22,645
(DUCKS TALKING EXCITEDLY)
1178
01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:25,161
Goldberg, you're gonna
sit this one out.
1179
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:28,243
What? You're pulling
the goalie when we're tied?
1180
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,702
Listen, listen, listen!
1181
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,250
A tie isn't gonna help us.
We need the win.
1182
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:36,213
Okay, Fulton,
you're our extra man.
1183
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:39,376
Everybody, get the puck to Fulton.
That's your job.
1184
01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:41,166
We pulling
the Statue of Liberty play?
1185
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:43,589
- Yeah?
- No, take your shot.
1186
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,510
You may only get one,
so it's gotta be good.
1187
01:11:45,677 --> 01:11:48,597
- But, coach, one outta one?
- Soft hands, Fulton.
1188
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:51,768
- Concentration, not strength.
- BOMBAY: That's right!
1189
01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:53,728
Okay? Let's get the Huskies!
1190
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,773
- Let's go! Come on!
- (ALL YELLING)
1191
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:07,202
Let's back it up, boys.
Let's make it a fair one. Let's go!
1192
01:12:14,456 --> 01:12:16,366
- Get in there!
- Come on!
1193
01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:25,093
JESSE:
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
1194
01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,259
Shoot, Fulton, shoot!
1195
01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:39,607
We won!
1196
01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:46,279
We made the play-offs!
1197
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,499
CHARLIE: Boy, this is great.
1198
01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:03,713
CONNIE:
Guys, look, it's the North Stars.
1199
01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:06,418
- Oh, man.
- It's Mike Modano!
1200
01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:12,352
- ...believe this?
- Cool!
1201
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,684
- This is too cool.
- I can't believe this.
1202
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,984
CONNIE:
This place is humongous.
1203
01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:22,687
What are we doing here?
1204
01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,649
It's a little play-offs present.
1205
01:13:30,657 --> 01:13:33,487
Hey, Gordo!
Gordon Bombay, right?
1206
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:36,000
- You remember me?
- Sure, from Pee Wees.
1207
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:39,712
- This guy used to rule in Pee Wees.
- I heard you were a farmer.
1208
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,705
Actually, I became a lawyer.
1209
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,296
But I'm coaching Pee Wee now
and this is my team, the Ducks.
1210
01:13:44,504 --> 01:13:46,844
Ducks, this is Basil McRae
and Mike Modano.
1211
01:13:47,006 --> 01:13:48,216
DUCKS: We can see that.
1212
01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:50,223
- All right.
- Hey, Ducks!
1213
01:13:50,385 --> 01:13:52,295
Listen to this guy.
He knows what he's talking about.
1214
01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:55,640
If you ever want a shot, I'll get you
a tryout in the minor-league clubs.
1215
01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:58,727
- Thanks.
- No problem. Hey, nice seein' ya.
1216
01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:00,353
Take it easy.
1217
01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:04,229
BOMBAY:
All right, let's have some fun!
1218
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:09,239
You've got to accentuate
the positive
1219
01:14:09,404 --> 01:14:13,244
Eliminate the negative
1220
01:14:13,408 --> 01:14:17,408
Latch on to the affirmative
1221
01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:20,419
Don't mess
with Mister In-between
1222
01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:25,502
You've got to spread joy
up to the maximum
1223
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:29,550
Bring gloom
down to that minimum
1224
01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:33,216
Have faith or pandemonium
1225
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,756
You're liable
to walk upon the sea
1226
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:39,890
To illustrate my last remark
1227
01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:44,559
Talking about Jonah in a whale
and Noah in an ark
1228
01:14:44,731 --> 01:14:49,571
What did they do
when everything looked so dark
1229
01:14:49,736 --> 01:14:52,606
Then they say
1230
01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:57,580
You better
accentuate the positive
1231
01:14:57,744 --> 01:15:01,584
Eliminate that negative
1232
01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:05,588
Latch on to the affirmative
1233
01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:08,712
Don't mess
with Mister In-between
1234
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:29,777
We better
accentuate the positive
1235
01:15:29,943 --> 01:15:33,243
Eliminate all the negative
1236
01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:36,994
Latch on to the affirmative
1237
01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:40,118
Don't mess
with Mister In-between
1238
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:44,666
No, don't mess
with Mister In-between
1239
01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:46,672
- Hey!
- Hey!
1240
01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:50,804
Don't you mess
with Mister In-between
1241
01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:56,263
You know, I heard the North Stars
wore the same underwear...
1242
01:15:56,427 --> 01:15:59,257
all through the play-offs
last year for luck.
1243
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:01,270
So I'm doin' the same thing.
1244
01:16:02,267 --> 01:16:04,057
Hmm. Maybe I should've cooked.
1245
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:08,311
You know, I'm thinkin' maybe we can all
go down to the winter festival tonight.
1246
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,321
- All three of us?
- Sure.
1247
01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:12,693
I don't think I should,
'cause I got a lot of homework.
1248
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:16,196
You should go. With my mom.
By yourselves.
1249
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,203
(DOORS SLAMS)
1250
01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:19,906
Mmm, smells great!
1251
01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:23,865
Hello.
1252
01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:25,618
(WHISPERING)
Go for it.
1253
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:28,535
Hi.
1254
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:34,220
CASEY:
I don't know how they sculpt these.
1255
01:16:34,382 --> 01:16:36,552
Hmm, I wonder.
1256
01:16:36,718 --> 01:16:40,308
I used to sculpt,
but now I do mostly paintings.
1257
01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:42,641
How do you think
they do the details?
1258
01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:49,105
Oh, little men.
Tiny chisels, big mittens.
1259
01:16:49,314 --> 01:16:50,904
Oh.
1260
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:53,396
I'm nervous.
1261
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:54,896
I'm rambling on and on here.
1262
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,899
You probably think I'm weird.
1263
01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:59,741
No, I think you're great.
1264
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:16,761
When I was a little girl, I used to
pretend that that was an ice castle.
1265
01:17:17,342 --> 01:17:19,392
And that was my room,
that window right up there.
1266
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:21,764
And last winter
I gave Charlie that one.
1267
01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:25,273
What about me?
Which window's mine?
1268
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,055
I want to live there too.
1269
01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:36,490
What? What did I say?
1270
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:40,454
- It's just not that easy.
- What's not that easy?
1271
01:17:41,074 --> 01:17:42,704
Casey, I was just
playin' around.
1272
01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:46,249
Look, I don't know
how you feel about me.
1273
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,252
I don't even know
how I feel about you.
1274
01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:52,036
But I do know there's
a little kid back home...
1275
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:55,590
who's absolutely falling
in love with his coach...
1276
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:57,915
and if you
can't deal with that,
1277
01:17:58,091 --> 01:18:00,301
if you're just playing around,
then you better let me know.
1278
01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,298
What are we talking?
'Til death do us part?
1279
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:05,260
- I have to decide on the first date?
- Stop it, Gordon.
1280
01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:08,271
Charlie's gonna be there
when we get back.
1281
01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:11,475
And tomorrow.
And ten years from now.
1282
01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:13,976
Look, I can take it.
1283
01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:17,816
But if Charlie gets too attached...
1284
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:23,163
Every time this happens, it gets...
1285
01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:25,076
a little rougher on him.
1286
01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:30,123
Just on him?
1287
01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:54,232
I'm glad to be here with you.
1288
01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:58,151
Me too.
1289
01:18:58,526 --> 01:19:01,276
ANNOUNCER: The surprising Ducks
are still in this game
1290
01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:02,736
against the Hornets.
1291
01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:07,371
Banks moving right in front, stops.
He shoots, he scores!
1292
01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:17,035
It's getting rough out there
between the Ducks and the Hornets.
1293
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:20,721
Here's Adam Banks in the slot.
He stops, shoots. He scores!
1294
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:29,774
Back it goes to Averman.
He shoots! Score!
1295
01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:35,100
The ducks win it,
5-3 over the Hornets.
1296
01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:36,898
And now it's on
to the semifinals...
1297
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:39,734
where the Ducks
will face the Cardinals.
1298
01:19:48,910 --> 01:19:51,330
What a game so far, ladies and gentlemen!
The Ducks and the Cardinals!
1299
01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:53,746
Cardinals with it in their own zone,
tryin' to clear it out.
1300
01:19:53,915 --> 01:19:55,875
Pass to the blue line,
intercepted by the Ducks.
1301
01:19:56,042 --> 01:20:00,252
Here's their star, Adam Banks. Banks
has great speed. Right down the middle!
1302
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:03,341
Goes around one man with a great move!
Steps around another defender!
1303
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:04,716
He scores!
1304
01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:23,565
Come on! Come on, Jesse!
1305
01:20:25,696 --> 01:20:27,026
ANNOUNCER:
Ducks with it again.
1306
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:29,236
Here's Averman,
now getting it over to Banks.
1307
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:31,238
Germaine is right in the slot.
Germaine with it!
1308
01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:33,290
He shoots, he scores!
1309
01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:36,124
Germaine put it off
the goaltender's glove into the net!
1310
01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:39,460
And that does it! The Ducks have won!
Can you believe it?
1311
01:20:39,627 --> 01:20:45,377
4-2, and the Ducks now get set
to face the Hawks in the state finals.
1312
01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:09,616
REILLY:
All right, it's up to you, Gordon.
1313
01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:12,952
Now, you miss this shot,
you're not just letting your team down,
1314
01:21:13,119 --> 01:21:14,289
you're letting me down too.
1315
01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:18,458
Remember, it's not worth playing...
1316
01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:21,844
- If you can't win.
- That's right. Okay, son, let's go.
1317
01:21:32,597 --> 01:21:34,847
Let's go, son! (YELLS)
1318
01:21:36,142 --> 01:21:37,442
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1319
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:46,085
...Oh, say does
that star-spangled
1320
01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:50,343
Banner yet wave
1321
01:22:50,508 --> 01:22:54,718
O'er the land of the free
1322
01:22:54,887 --> 01:23:00,267
And the home of the brave
1323
01:23:00,434 --> 01:23:03,444
- Let's go!
- Let's go! All right!
1324
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,114
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Minnesota
State Pee Wee Championship.
1325
01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:08,233
Have we got a game for you today.
1326
01:23:08,401 --> 01:23:10,281
The Hawks, coached by Jack Reilly.
1327
01:23:10,444 --> 01:23:12,784
(CHANTING)
Win, win, win, win, win!
1328
01:23:12,947 --> 01:23:14,947
Win, win, win, win, win!
1329
01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:17,276
(CHANTING)
Win, win, win, win, win!
1330
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,121
Win, win, win, win!
1331
01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:20,906
(CHANTING)
Win, win, win, win!
1332
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,960
(CHANTING)
Win, win, win, win, win!
1333
01:23:23,124 --> 01:23:24,964
(CHEERING)
1334
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:26,536
Ducks, let's fire it up!
1335
01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:27,919
Come on, let's get fired up!
1336
01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:31,474
Quack, quack,
quack, quack!
1337
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:33,302
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
1338
01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:35,257
Quack, quack,
quack, quack!
1339
01:23:35,428 --> 01:23:37,298
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
1340
01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,221
Quack, quack,
quack, quack!
1341
01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:40,810
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
1342
01:23:40,975 --> 01:23:42,805
Quack, quack,
quack, quack!
1343
01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:45,977
- Go Ducks!
- Let's go!
1344
01:23:46,147 --> 01:23:48,477
(CHEERING)
1345
01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:51,779
(BOOING)
1346
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,319
Hey, Banks.
1347
01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:59,621
Don't forget what side you're on.
1348
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,624
He's a Duck, Jesse.
He'll play like a Duck.
1349
01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:23,979
ANNOUNCER:
And the game is underway,
1350
01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:27,483
and right off Larson and McGill
with a heavy hit.
1351
01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:31,356
That gives you an indication
of what you're going to see tonight.
1352
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,529
REILLY: Good hit! That's the way
I want you guys to play it!
1353
01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:45,119
ANNOUNCER: The Ducks in green
chasing it down against--
1354
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:47,879
A hard hit out at center ice!
1355
01:24:48,042 --> 01:24:50,172
Keep it away from 'em!
Come on, Banks!
1356
01:24:50,336 --> 01:24:52,546
Heavy hitting continues
in this championship game.
1357
01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:55,553
Banks up the center ice.
He drives it down into the Hawks' zone.
1358
01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:57,886
Back in again to Larson,
the man behind the net.
1359
01:25:14,068 --> 01:25:17,028
- Go, go, go!
- Get it out of there!
1360
01:25:18,656 --> 01:25:20,366
Banks, two comin' hard!
1361
01:25:22,368 --> 01:25:24,118
Banks still looking
for an opening, moves it up.
1362
01:25:24,245 --> 01:25:25,995
Banks gets knocked down
against the boards.
1363
01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:27,873
The puck is intercepted by the Hawks.
1364
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:31,500
Here's Larson, over to Brown. Brown,
in front, goes backhand. He scores!
1365
01:25:56,777 --> 01:25:58,567
Come on! Hustle!
1366
01:26:06,912 --> 01:26:08,872
Come on, you guys!
1367
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:14,252
Hawks with a 1-0 lead,
come back to center ice.
1368
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,260
Larson gives it up to McGill.
1369
01:26:16,422 --> 01:26:18,762
Here's McGill, inside,
the lead at center ice.
1370
01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:21,724
He's up on the blue line
and around the net.
1371
01:26:21,886 --> 01:26:23,386
And he scores!
1372
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:30,482
And now the Hawks lead 2-0.
1373
01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:40,235
Good save, Goldberg!
1374
01:26:53,459 --> 01:26:55,789
All right, all right!
That's the kind of hockey
1375
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:57,921
I want to see
played all day, boys.
1376
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:03,255
Larson stopped at the blue line,
1377
01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:05,007
but the Ducks can't clear it out.
1378
01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:08,137
McGill to Brown, left side.
He shoots! He scores!
1379
01:27:13,062 --> 01:27:17,232
The Hawks lead late
in the first period, 3-0.
1380
01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:21,113
Don't be scared of them, Ducks.
That's what they want.
1381
01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:23,698
Keep your heads up.
Play proud.
1382
01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:27,448
- Let's fly! Come on, let's go!
- (DUCKS CHEERING)
1383
01:27:27,618 --> 01:27:29,948
REILLY: All right, pressure, boys.
Pressure, pressure!
1384
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:31,210
All right, hold it, hold it.
1385
01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:36,001
I want you to drop Banks like a bad
habit. I want him outta the game.
1386
01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:38,208
- Finish him off. You got it?
- Yeah.
1387
01:27:38,379 --> 01:27:39,879
Okay, boys, let's go.
1388
01:27:40,047 --> 01:27:42,217
All right, all right, all right,
all right, all right!
1389
01:27:42,383 --> 01:27:45,053
Face-off for the second period,
and the Hawks win the draw.
1390
01:27:45,219 --> 01:27:47,889
They get it back to Stickler.
3-0, Hawks lead.
1391
01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:51,225
Stickler to the blue line of the Ducks.
His pass taken away by Conway.
1392
01:27:51,392 --> 01:27:52,982
BOMBAY:
Go after him!
1393
01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:55,483
Taken by Adam Banks.
Here's Banks across the blue line!
1394
01:27:55,646 --> 01:27:57,476
McGill from behind!
Knocks Banks down!
1395
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,858
Banks shoots! He scores!
1396
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:02,645
Adam Banks with a great goal
for the Ducks!
1397
01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:05,740
McGill knocked him down
from behind, but Banks scored.
1398
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:14,622
Adam.
1399
01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:16,209
Adam, are you okay?
1400
01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:20,248
- What'd you do?
- My job.
1401
01:28:21,422 --> 01:28:24,842
Okay, we need the paramedics in.
He's injured.
1402
01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:26,299
Oh, my God.
1403
01:28:27,386 --> 01:28:29,596
Come on, son, let's go.
Come on.
1404
01:28:36,395 --> 01:28:37,765
Number seven, McGill.
1405
01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:40,188
Cross-checking.
Two minutes.
1406
01:28:41,317 --> 01:28:43,277
HAWK:
Don't worry, guys.
1407
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:50,449
Did it go in?
1408
01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:54,577
- Yeah, man.
- Jesse, do me a favor.
1409
01:28:54,747 --> 01:28:56,327
Kick some Hawk butt.
1410
01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:59,709
All right, cake-eater.
1411
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,260
He'll be okay, sir.
We need to take some X rays, though.
1412
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:09,350
Hell of a job, son.
1413
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:15,433
They score against us,
they're gonna pay the price.
1414
01:29:15,601 --> 01:29:17,191
Now, don't worry.
We're gonna get that one back.
1415
01:29:18,771 --> 01:29:20,651
You got somethin'
to say to me, Bombay?
1416
01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:26,237
To think I wasted all those years
worrying about what you thought.
1417
01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:30,565
You're goin' down, Reilly.
1418
01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:40,536
Let me go after 'em, coach.
Let me get 'em.
1419
01:29:40,667 --> 01:29:41,957
No, we're better than that.
1420
01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:46,967
Look, look, it's time
to play smart hockey, Duck hockey.
1421
01:29:47,132 --> 01:29:50,472
- All right? Now we got the power play.
- DUCKS: Yeah. All right.
1422
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:53,756
We're gonna hit 'em
where it hurts the most: up there.
1423
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:55,469
DUCKS: Yeah.
1424
01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,426
Fulton, you're in.
1425
01:29:57,601 --> 01:29:59,521
- Coach, they'll be rushin' him.
- Right.
1426
01:29:59,686 --> 01:30:02,106
Jesse, make sure you give
Fulton plenty of time.
1427
01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:03,862
- Right, coach.
- CHARLIE: Jesse, do good.
1428
01:30:04,024 --> 01:30:05,324
Let's go!
1429
01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:07,994
- DUCKS: Yeah!
- Hold it! Wait! Whoa!
1430
01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:09,863
Let's have fun out there.
1431
01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:11,870
- DUCKS: All right!
- All right!
1432
01:30:12,032 --> 01:30:13,832
Let's go!
Let's go!
1433
01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:18,042
The Ducks trail 3-1, and now they
call on number 44, Fulton Reed...
1434
01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:19,713
BOMBAY:
Get the face-off!
1435
01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:22,043
ANNOUNCER:
...who has a big, booming shot.
1436
01:30:22,209 --> 01:30:25,459
And the Ducks get it
back to Fulton Reed.
1437
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:28,587
Hall clears the front of the net.
Here's Reed winding.
1438
01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:34,143
He scores!
1439
01:30:35,222 --> 01:30:38,312
Fulton Reed has scored,
and the Ducks are back in the game!
1440
01:30:39,184 --> 01:30:42,064
Yeah! Yeah!
1441
01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:45,358
Yes!
1442
01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:49,403
Yes! That's it!
1443
01:30:49,570 --> 01:30:52,700
More fun! More fun!
1444
01:30:52,865 --> 01:30:56,735
Of all the sloppy ass... Ladies,
they don't need our help out there!
1445
01:30:57,494 --> 01:30:59,254
Now I want that
Fulton Reed covered.
1446
01:30:59,413 --> 01:31:01,503
He better not make another shot.
You got it?
1447
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:06,710
I'm tellin' you, you blow this game
and nobody makes the team next year!
1448
01:31:07,421 --> 01:31:08,631
All right, get out there!
1449
01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:31,900
Quick feet, now!
Quick feet!
1450
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:33,910
The puck comes around,
now to Blake on the right side.
1451
01:31:34,072 --> 01:31:36,912
Blake through the slot
with a backhand. Scores!
1452
01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:38,825
Blake with a backhanded goal,
1453
01:31:39,369 --> 01:31:42,999
and the Hawks regain
the two goal lead at 4-2.
1454
01:31:43,790 --> 01:31:45,750
Guys, guys, guys,
listen up, listen.
1455
01:31:45,918 --> 01:31:48,748
We have got to stay
fired up and focused, all right?
1456
01:31:48,921 --> 01:31:50,421
It ain't over 'til it's over.
1457
01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:55,255
Tammy, Tommy, let's show these Hawks
something really different. Come here.
1458
01:31:56,386 --> 01:31:59,636
All right.
I want you guys to start up here...
1459
01:31:59,806 --> 01:32:01,926
Third period and the Ducks trail 4-2,
1460
01:32:02,100 --> 01:32:04,100
trying desperately
to get back in the game.
1461
01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:06,559
The Ducks with Tammy
and Tommy Duncan on the ice.
1462
01:32:06,730 --> 01:32:09,150
Tammy Duncan goes in front
of the net, Tommy with the puck.
1463
01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:12,486
Tammy's spinning,
and the Hawks are just looking at her.
1464
01:32:12,653 --> 01:32:14,323
- Come on.
- Come on!
1465
01:32:14,488 --> 01:32:16,988
Now!
1466
01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:19,407
Tammy Duncan shoots, she scores!
1467
01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:21,786
Yes! Yes!
We're still alive!
1468
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:32,510
(CROWD BOOING)
1469
01:32:33,757 --> 01:32:34,877
I'm on, coach.
1470
01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:36,048
Yes, we're still in there!
1471
01:32:38,428 --> 01:32:40,258
He Grabs McGill from behind...
1472
01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:42,850
and throws him over the boards
into the bench.
1473
01:32:43,016 --> 01:32:45,596
Now he wants to pick a fight
with the entire Hawks team.
1474
01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:48,269
Fulton Reed has to be restrained
by the referee.
1475
01:32:48,438 --> 01:32:50,608
Game misconduct.
You're outta here, son.
1476
01:32:50,774 --> 01:32:51,984
I'm off, coach.
1477
01:32:52,776 --> 01:32:53,986
He barely touched him.
1478
01:33:05,539 --> 01:33:06,619
Oreo line!
1479
01:33:09,042 --> 01:33:10,632
I want you to remember
what we learned.
1480
01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:12,964
- Ducks stick together, right?
- Yeah!
1481
01:33:13,130 --> 01:33:15,300
So let's see it!
Show me the flying "V."
1482
01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:16,795
- All right!
- All right!
1483
01:33:16,967 --> 01:33:19,177
Let's get a line change!
Let's go!
1484
01:33:19,344 --> 01:33:21,354
JESSE: Here we go!
Come on, y'all, let's go!
1485
01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:33,979
Come on! Come on!
1486
01:33:34,151 --> 01:33:36,031
Flying "V"!
1487
01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:40,534
Jesse Hall goes behind his own net,
joined by the rest of his team.
1488
01:33:40,699 --> 01:33:44,659
Here they come from behind the net!
It's the flying "V"!
1489
01:33:48,248 --> 01:33:49,918
Come on! Come on!
1490
01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:53,923
Terry Hall, with the puck,
moves the puck ahead to brother Jesse.
1491
01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:56,047
They stay onside the blue line.
Jesse Hall with it,
1492
01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,014
trying to come down the slot.
1493
01:33:58,175 --> 01:34:01,885
Moves down the right side,
now in front of the net. Jesse scores!
1494
01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:17,904
(CROWD QUACKING)
1495
01:34:24,076 --> 01:34:27,906
With the score tied 4-4, the next goal
will decide the championship.
1496
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,920
Tremendous pressure. Neither team
can afford any mistakes now.
1497
01:34:31,083 --> 01:34:33,343
23 seconds left to go in regulation.
1498
01:34:41,301 --> 01:34:42,431
Looking for
the game-winning goal,
1499
01:34:42,594 --> 01:34:45,104
here's Morgan moving into the slot.
He shoots and a big save.
1500
01:34:45,263 --> 01:34:49,143
Big save, Goldberg!
We'll get 'em in overtime!
1501
01:34:49,309 --> 01:34:53,309
Score tied at four.
Now Averman ahead to Charlie Conway.
1502
01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:55,610
- Come on, Charlie.
- Conway to center ice on a breakaway!
1503
01:34:55,774 --> 01:34:57,484
Conway moving across the Hawk
blue line,
1504
01:34:57,651 --> 01:34:59,441
down the middle!
He could win the game!
1505
01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:06,280
Hey! Where's the call?
1506
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:11,500
No time left on the clock, but
the referee is calling a penalty shot!
1507
01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:14,171
REILLY:
What kind of call is that?
1508
01:35:14,793 --> 01:35:17,303
Okay, we've got a penalty shot
for the Ducks.
1509
01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:20,666
Coach, penalty shot.
Anyone on the ice can take it.
1510
01:35:22,801 --> 01:35:25,301
All right, Ducks,
who's gonna take it?
1511
01:35:25,470 --> 01:35:27,310
- I think he should take it.
- Me?
1512
01:35:28,306 --> 01:35:29,466
What about Charlie?
1513
01:35:29,599 --> 01:35:31,519
- What about Charlie?
- All he does is fan.
1514
01:35:31,685 --> 01:35:33,515
Let's let him finish
what he started.
1515
01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:36,517
- Coach, we have a chance to win.
- Damn straight we do.
1516
01:35:36,690 --> 01:35:40,190
Come here. You been practicing
that triple deke?
1517
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:42,490
- Yeah.
- Then you're all set.
1518
01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:44,994
You may make it, you may not.
1519
01:35:45,157 --> 01:35:48,197
But that doesn't matter, Charlie.
What matters is that we're here.
1520
01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:49,867
Look around.
1521
01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:52,460
Whoever thought
we'd make it this far?
1522
01:35:53,749 --> 01:35:57,539
One, two, three.
Triple deke.
1523
01:35:58,587 --> 01:36:00,297
Take your best shot.
1524
01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:04,342
I believe in you, Charlie,
win or lose.
1525
01:36:05,761 --> 01:36:08,601
- Thanks, coach.
- Go get 'em.
1526
01:36:11,391 --> 01:36:13,021
- All right, Charlie.
- Let's go, Charlie.
1527
01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:16,153
(ALL CHEERING)
1528
01:36:18,899 --> 01:36:20,229
ALL: Go, Charlie!
1529
01:36:26,615 --> 01:36:28,525
Okay, now wait for my signal.
Good luck.
1530
01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:42,593
(CHANTING) Charlie, Charlie,
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
1531
01:36:42,756 --> 01:36:46,926
(CHANTING)
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
1532
01:36:47,093 --> 01:36:49,603
Okay, now don't leave your crease
before he touches the puck. Good luck.
1533
01:36:50,388 --> 01:36:51,768
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1534
01:37:03,235 --> 01:37:05,895
Come on, Charlie.
Come on, Charlie.
1535
01:37:06,071 --> 01:37:07,911
(CROWD CHEERING)
1536
01:37:09,282 --> 01:37:11,082
(SILENCE)
1537
01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:36,477
(CHEERING)
1538
01:38:22,355 --> 01:38:23,645
Thank you, Hans.
1539
01:38:24,441 --> 01:38:25,941
I'm proud of you, Gordon.
1540
01:38:40,206 --> 01:38:45,046
(CHANTING) Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
1541
01:38:45,211 --> 01:38:49,171
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
1542
01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:52,301
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks,
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks...
1543
01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:01,185
Look, don't take
any bad dives, okay?
1544
01:39:03,396 --> 01:39:05,566
Just remember,
keep your head up, man.
1545
01:39:07,651 --> 01:39:08,901
Cake-eater.
1546
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:17,580
Remember, strength,
not concentration.
1547
01:39:17,744 --> 01:39:18,914
BOMBAY: Right.
1548
01:39:20,288 --> 01:39:22,578
And for God's sakes, soft hands.
1549
01:39:22,749 --> 01:39:25,999
Right. Anything else?
1550
01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:28,339
Yeah. Have fun
out there, coach.
1551
01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:36,433
I must be crazy.
A tryout with the minors.
1552
01:39:37,305 --> 01:39:39,765
I'm gonna be goin' up
against kids half my age.
1553
01:39:39,933 --> 01:39:42,943
Just have a good tryout, Gordon.
One step at a time.
1554
01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:45,730
Yeah, you're right.
1555
01:39:49,442 --> 01:39:53,242
(KIDS HOOTING)
1556
01:39:56,783 --> 01:39:58,953
Bye. I'll call you
when I get there.
1557
01:39:59,119 --> 01:40:00,869
Banks is first in line next!
1558
01:40:07,252 --> 01:40:08,592
Hey, Ducks!
1559
01:40:08,753 --> 01:40:11,463
No matter what happens,
we'll see you next season.
1560
01:40:11,631 --> 01:40:16,261
- We got a title to defend.
- (CHEERING)
1561
01:40:27,856 --> 01:40:30,726
I'm closing up
1562
01:40:31,860 --> 01:40:34,820
I'm closing in
1563
01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:38,657
Couldn't wait for this moment to come
1564
01:40:38,825 --> 01:40:42,745
Couldn't wait for this day to begin
1565
01:40:43,872 --> 01:40:47,502
Won't be afraid
1566
01:40:47,917 --> 01:40:51,087
Got so much pride
1567
01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:55,013
And I've never been a loser
1568
01:40:55,175 --> 01:40:59,095
And I just can't lose tonight
1569
01:40:59,262 --> 01:41:03,482
Winning it all,
ain't gonna walk away
1570
01:41:03,641 --> 01:41:07,401
Giving it all,
no matter what you say
1571
01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:11,652
Ain't gonna fall,
don't wanna lose today
1572
01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:15,526
Winning it all
1573
01:41:15,862 --> 01:41:18,742
This time it's right
1574
01:41:19,949 --> 01:41:23,039
My time has come
1575
01:41:23,745 --> 01:41:26,705
Gonna give everything that I've got
1576
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:30,593
Till it's over and victory's won
1577
01:41:31,961 --> 01:41:35,341
No second chance
1578
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:38,800
No giving up
1579
01:41:39,719 --> 01:41:42,929
Because no one remembers a loser
1580
01:41:43,098 --> 01:41:47,348
And I don't intend to be one
1581
01:41:47,519 --> 01:41:51,309
Winning it all,
ain't gonna walk away
1582
01:41:51,481 --> 01:41:55,361
Giving it all,
no matter what you say
1583
01:41:55,527 --> 01:41:59,657
Ain't gonna fall,
don't wanna lose today
1584
01:41:59,823 --> 01:42:03,373
Oh, winning it all
1585
01:42:15,296 --> 01:42:19,376
Winning it all,
ain't gonna walk away
1586
01:42:19,551 --> 01:42:23,391
Giving it all,
no matter what you say
1587
01:42:23,555 --> 01:42:27,765
Ain't gonna fall,
don't wanna lose today
1588
01:42:27,934 --> 01:42:31,314
Winning it all
1589
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:35,279
Winning it all,
ain't gonna walk away
1590
01:42:35,441 --> 01:42:38,361
Giving it all
1591
01:42:39,988 --> 01:42:42,238
Buddy you're a boy
make a big noise
1592
01:42:42,407 --> 01:42:45,447
Playin' in the street,
gonna be a big man some day
1593
01:42:45,618 --> 01:42:48,658
You got mud on yo' face,
you big disgrace
1594
01:42:48,830 --> 01:42:51,420
Kickin' your can all over the place
1595
01:42:51,583 --> 01:42:56,003
Singin' we will we will rock you
1596
01:42:57,630 --> 01:43:01,930
We will we will rock you
1597
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,720
Buddy you're a young man,
hard man
1598
01:43:05,889 --> 01:43:09,019
Shoutin' in the street,
gonna take on the world some day
1599
01:43:09,184 --> 01:43:12,234
You got blood on yo' face,
you big disgrace
1600
01:43:12,395 --> 01:43:15,265
Wavin' your banner all over the place
1601
01:43:15,440 --> 01:43:19,610
We will we will rock you
1602
01:43:21,446 --> 01:43:25,276
We will we will rock you