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(BARKING)

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- (CRASHING)
- (BARKING)

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- Morning, folks. How you doing?
- Morning, Ozzie.

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(BEEPING)

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I hear he's some kind of inventor.

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(YAPPING)

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DIANE: Nick, breakfast.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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DIANE: Nick!

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I'm coming.

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(SINGING)

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- DIANE: Wayne.
- Yeah, honey?

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- DIANE: Where's the baby?
- He's in the playpen.

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DIANE: He gets out of the playpen.

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No, I fixed it.

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DIANE: Sweetheart,
I hate to remind you,

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but the last time
you fixed the playpen,

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he still got out of it.

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Well, he won't get out this time.

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Hi. Will you, big buddy, huh?

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I'm certainly capable
of fixing a playpen, aren't I?

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You're just a little baby after all.

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- Your hat?
- It's my helmet.

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- New one?
- Yeah, it's a new one.

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See, it shaves me. See that?

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There.

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DIANE: Amy, it's decided.
I'm going with you. Period.

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Mom, in the first place,

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I'm not the first girl
who has ever gone away to college.

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And in the second place, we're...

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- Mom.
- Excuse me.

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DIANE: Amy, I'm gonna help you
get settled in.

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- (DOG WHINING)
- DIANE: That's it.

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- Want a noise? Noise?
- Yeah, I want to hear a noise.

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- This one?
- Yeah, not this time.

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- ADAM: This one.
- Okay.

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- (BEEPING)
- (CLANGING)

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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- Hear it?
- Yep, I heard it.

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- More?
- Sure.

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Mom, let's say you were a girl.

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I think I can visualize it.

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Would you think I was a nerd?
Just by looking at me I mean.

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It's a rhetorical question, mom.
It doesn't require an answer.

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Am I any girl in particular?

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No.

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Just a girl I might, I don't know...

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ask to go to the movies or something.

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Nicky, you are turning
into a very handsome young man.

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You're going to be
just like your dad.

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WAYNE: Honey,

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can you help me adjust
this servo regulator?

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Now, if you and Nicky want to get out
by yourselves while I'm gone,

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the baby-sitter's number's
in the kitchen.

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- What's with him?
- I think there's a girl.

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Nick? Our Nick?

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You know, he's growing up,
in case you haven't noticed.

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- (ELECTRONIC REVERB)
- (LOUD BANG)

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(NOTES TWANGING)

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- Uh-oh.
- (SCREAMS)

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- ADAM: I'll fix it.
- NICK: I'll fix you, you little punk!

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Nick, stop.

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- Adam, no.
- Sorry, Mama.

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Yes, I should hope so. Come on.

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- Oh, man.
- You're getting to be a big boy.

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How do you keep getting
out of there, anyway?

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I think maybe we should forget
about the playpen idea.

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I said I could fix it.

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I'm not stupid.

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I never said you were stupid.

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Taxi's here.

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WAYNE: So what's for breakfast?

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Anything good?

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Mmm, fantastic.

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The taxi's gonna
take mommy to the airport.

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And then mommy's gonna show
Amy her new room at school.

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Hopefully they'll tire him
out at day care.

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So when I get home,
he'll take a late nap.

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No nap!

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Honey, we don't say the "n" word
around two year olds.

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NICK: Adam.

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Colored car.

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Okay, now, Adam's lunch
is in the freezer,

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and I put the baby-sitter's number
on the refrigerator.

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Is there something I'm forgetting?

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- I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
- Diane, Diane, relax.

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Don't you think
I can handle things around here?

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Of course, you can, honey.

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- Ooh (GIGGLES).
- AMY: Break it up, guys.

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Don't worry, dad. She'll get there
and realize there's nothing to do,

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turn around, and come right back.

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Bye.

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Bye, Nick.

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DIANE: Come on, Amy,
we got to get going.

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Oh, don't forget to drop Nick and
Adam off on your way to work.

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Gosh, the time.

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I got to get you to work.
I got a big test today.

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- Bye.
- Bye-bye, Mama.

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WAYNE: Come on, come on.

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Come on, come on.

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You can do it. Atta girl.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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<i>COMPUTER:
Szalinski test number 1277.</i>

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<i>Crystal group 5.</i>

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MAN: Shouldn't we wait for Szalinski?

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HENDRICKSON: Maybe this will
teach him to be here on time.

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Szalinski isn't running the show;
I am.

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This better work this time,
so concentrate.

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<i>COMPUTER: Nine, eight,
seven, six, five,</i>

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<i>four, three, two, one, zero.</i>

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(MACHINE WHIRRING)

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(MACHINE DIES DOWN)

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Here.

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(WHOOSHING)

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(SPLATTERS)

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WAYNE: Sorry, everybody.

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There were some large
cumulonimbus clouds blocking the sun

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and I lost power.

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And my son got a job for the summer,
Wet and Wild,

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and I had to drop him off.

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What's that stuff on your face?

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Oh, excuse me, Dr. Hendrickson?

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I'm sick and tired of this.

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Now, we have had some success

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replicating Szalinski's experiments
shrinking matter,

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but reversing the process,
enlarging matter,

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has seen us run up
one blind alley after another.

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Clifford Sterling demands results.

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His board of directors
demands results;

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the United States government
demands results;

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- and as project director...
- Excuse me, Dr. Hendrickson.

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I beg your pardon, Wayne.

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As project co-director,
I intend to deliver results.

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I've been doing some work,
on my own, on the problem, sir.

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- Yes, Wayne.
- I think you'll find

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- if you look at these calculations...
- Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.

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When you licensed your device
to Sterling labs,

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you were promised the finest minds
in the country would be working on it

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and they are.

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- I know that, sir.
- Good, good.

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But I think
if you look at these notes,

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- you'll find that although...
- (CRASHES)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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Mandy?

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- Yeah, Rick?
- Nick.

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Nick.

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(HORN HONKING)

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BOY 1: Hey, Nick, your dad's
here in his spaceship.

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- BOY 2: It's the dweeb mobile.
- BOY 3: Here we go again.

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Hey, Nicky! Want a ride?

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BOY 4: Hey, look at the nerdmobile.

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- (KIDS CONTINUE LAUGHING)
- Oh, man.

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BOY 5: Have a nice flight.

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- Thanks a lot, Dad.
- For what?

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Nothing.

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00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,556
Dad, were you ever
popular in school?

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You bet.

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I was president of the astronomy club
two years in a row.

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We were happenin' guys.

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So, Mom tells me that...
there's some girl?

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What?

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No. No, I.. I was just wondering.

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(ROCK MUSIC BLARING)

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WAYNE: How was your flight?

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Uh-huh. No, fine.

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No, we just got home.

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We're fixing dinner now.

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What noise? It was just
a bad connection, that's all.

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The baby? Well, he's fine.

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He's in the playpen.

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No, I fixed it.

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He can't get out.

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(ICE CREAM TRUCK TUNE)

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- Ice cream.
- WAYNE: How's Amy's dorm?

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- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- (DOG WHINING)

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Hey, stop it.

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00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,324
Nothing. Just the dog. Uh-huh.

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No, everything's fine.

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- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- Oh, you worry too much.

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What? The chicken?

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The chicken you left us
really looks fine, honey.

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So, I was thinking,
with mom and Amy out of town,

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that this would give us guys
a chance to talk about the...

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you know, the birds and the bees.

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Here, Nicky.

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(NICK SCOFFS)

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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(WHIRRING AND CLANGING)

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WAYNE: You know what I was thinking,
Big Bunny?

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WAYNE AS BUNNY: What?

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WAYNE: I was thinking, we got to be
real nice to our brother Nick.

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- You know why?
- WAYNE AS BUNNY: No, why?

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WAYNE: Well, because he moved away
to a new place now,

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and he's got to make all new
friends, just like me and you.

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- WAYNE AS BUNNY: Yeah?
- WAYNE: Yeah.

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- Should we sing a song now?
- Yeah.

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- What song should we sing?
- "ABC's. "

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- How about "Twinkle, twinkle"?
- "ABC."

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00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,357
- "ABC"?
- Yeah.

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<i>- Twinkle, twinkle...
- "ABC's"!</i>

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Let's sing
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star. "

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"ABC's. "

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<i>Okay, first "ABC's. "
A- B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P</i>

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Now "Twinkle, twinkle," okay?

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Okay.

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<i>Twinkle, twinkle little star</i>

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<i>How I won...</i>

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<i>...der what you are</i>

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MAN: It'll be a hell of a thing
for you, Charles, if it works.

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It'll work. I'll make it work.

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Over the years, I've seen
Clifford Sterling attach himself

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to one crazy idea after another.

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I have to tell you, the board
of directors is very worried.

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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Pardon me a moment.

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Hendrickson.

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00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,570
<i>- Hello?
- (BANG)</i>

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00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,280
What was that?

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00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,533
It was a balloon popping,
Dr. Hendrickson.

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I got the idea
while singing my kid to sleep.

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You see, if you hit a balloon
with too much force,

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<i>you don't allow the molecules
time to expand, and the balloon pops.</i>

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Problem?

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No. Szalinski.

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Oh, him.

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- (WAYNE CHATTERING)
- (HENDRICKSON SCOFFS)

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Why Clifford insists on keeping him
involved is absolutely beyond me.

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If I were running
this project by myself right now,

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we'd be neck-deep in apples
the size of Buicks.

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There are those of us on the board
who agree with you.

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<i>WAYNE:... Fundamental integrity
of the atomic substructure...</i>

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Clifford Sterling just may have
outlived his usefulness...

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to the corporation,
to its stockholders.

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I should think his successor
would be a foregone conclusion,

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especially if you're the one
to actually make this thing work.

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<i>WAYNE:... Thereby allowing
the molecules time to expand...</i>

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without tearing
the atomic fabric. Hello?

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Szalinski? Szalinski,

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<i>why don't you write up this
balloon research of yours?</i>

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00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,465
I can do the math and have
it on your desk tomorrow.

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00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,300
No, it's not necessary.

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00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,218
All right,
have a good weekend, Szalinski.

243
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,429
(DIAL TONE)

244
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,639
"Have a good weekend, Szalinski"?

245
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,189
<i>- WOMAN: Hello?
- Hi, may I please speak to Mandy?</i>

246
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,940
<i>WOMAN: Sure. Mandy, phone!</i>

247
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,902
- MANDY: Hello?
- Hi, Mandy?

248
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,028
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

249
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,825
(MUMBLING)

250
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,577
I'll fix it.

251
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,954
Daddy!

252
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,915
Hey, what are you doing up,
little guy?

253
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,544
Hey, Nick, want to do
something with me tomorrow?

254
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,046
Yeah, sure.

255
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,089
Okay. Come on, fella.

256
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,008
One more story.

257
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,593
Then tomorrow, you want
to come with me and Nicky

258
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,719
down to the lab and we'll play?

259
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,554
(ADAM GIGGLING)

260
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,809
WAYNE: Okay, guys.

261
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,479
See, Adam, this is where daddy works.

262
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,773
- Want me to take that?
- NICK: Yeah.

263
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,694
Got to be a little bit discreet
about this.

264
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,112
Huh?

265
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,407
- Mr. Szalinski.
- Hi, Smitty.

266
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,786
- Hello. You working today?
- Uh, just gonna tidy up a little.

267
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,254
- NICK: Wow.
- ADAM: Wow.

268
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,589
- NICK: This is some lab.
- ADAM: Some lab.

269
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,050
WAYNE: Way better than what we had
in the attic, huh?

270
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,553
- NICK: Way better.
- ADAM: Way better.

271
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,765
Yes, would you connect me
with Dr. Hendrickson please?

272
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,064
Call up a command directory labeled
"primary laser drive. "

273
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,233
Tell me what it says
under "intensity. "

274
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,360
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

275
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,281
(BEEPING)

276
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,284
- It says "access denied. "
- Access denied?

277
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,498
I got to figure out some way to lower
the intensity of the laser.

278
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,669
NICK: Hey, Dad.

279
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,007
We could diffuse it maybe.

280
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,305
- That's a good idea.
- (GLASS BREAKING)

281
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,271
WAYNE: Now, we'll set final target.

282
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,981
Target what, Dad?

283
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,905
- Hey, can I borrow this, pal?
- No.

284
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:39,826
Come on, let me see if I can make
Big Bunny really big bunny, huh?

285
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,880
Yes sir, I thought it was unusual,
him being in here on a Saturday.

286
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,633
You did the right thing
letting me know. Thank you.

287
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,679
Well, that's it for me.

288
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,682
Hey, you're gonna have
to wear some glasses.

289
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,768
There you go.

290
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,040
COMPUTER: Thirty seconds.

291
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,128
<i>Twenty-five seconds.</i>

292
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,715
<i>Twenty seconds.</i>

293
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:41,137
<i>19, 18, 17, 16...</i>

294
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,516
<i>15, 14, 13...</i>

295
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,686
<i>12, 11, 10...</i>

296
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,856
- Nine, eight, seven, six, five...
- (WHOOSHING)

297
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,942
NICK: Dad!
WAYNE: Power surge!

298
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,986
<i>- Three, two, one...
- Quick, the abort switches!</i>

299
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,447
(LASER BEAMS)

300
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,867
(GIGGLING)

301
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,495
(SWITCHES POPPING)

302
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,041
- (EXPLODES)
- WAYNE: Unable to abort.

303
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,047
- (BEEPING)
- Joe, what's happening up here?

304
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,925
(MACHINE WHIRRS)

305
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,526
Uh, Mr. Szalinski,
your security clearance

306
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:40,655
denies you access to the equipment
without Dr. Hendrickson's permission.

307
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,533
- You are aware of that, right?
- Yeah, Smitty.

308
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,704
Uh, Mr. Szalinski...

309
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,833
I'm sorry I had to, uh, uh...

310
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,295
(CHUCKLES) That baby of yours...

311
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,297
Sure starting to get big.

312
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,549
See you, Smitty.

313
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,766
I'm bigger.

314
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,018
Bigger, bigger, bigger.

315
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,270
Dad, how come you got to ask
somebody's permission

316
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,897
to work on your own invention?

317
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,983
Well Nick,
Dad's a member of a team now,

318
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,277
and I'm working
with some real talented people.

319
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,029
But, Dad, it's your invention.

320
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,364
They didn't have the idea, you did.

321
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,283
(SIGHS)

322
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,559
OK, bud.

323
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,146
Looks like daddy needs to spend
a little quality time with Nick. OK?

324
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,023
So, I'm gonna get you a baby-sitter.

325
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,067
You're gonna have yourself
a good time.

326
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,694
- Nick.
- Yeah. (GRUNTS)

327
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,030
(WAYNE SIGHS)

328
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,365
(ADAM GIGGLING)

329
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,369
You puttin' on
a little bit of weight?

330
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,333
- (SEAT HITS GROUND)
- (WAYNE GRUNTS)

331
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,169
(ADAM GIGGLING)

332
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,005
ADAM: I'm big.

333
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,512
You know what? Daddy's gonna
make you a nice quick lunch.

334
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,681
Maybe kind of a... low-cal thing.

335
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,058
What do you think? Huh?
It's gonna be good.

336
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,143
WAYNE: Okay, you know what?

337
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,937
Sit down and hang onto him.

338
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,565
He'll keep you company,
and I'll make...

339
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,692
Uh, baby-sitter,
baby-sitter, baby-sitter.

340
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,823
555-5654.

341
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,201
- (PHONE RINGING)
- Okay, so... lunches.

342
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,328
Whoa. How about that, huh?

343
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,997
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Yeah.

344
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,040
<i>- WAYNE: Hi, is this Mandy Park?
- Yeah.</i>

345
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,627
This is Wayne Szalinski.
Can you come over about 3:30 for us?

346
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,463
Uh, 3:30? Sounds okay,
Mr. Schlitzminski.

347
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,965
Szalinski, dear.

348
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,217
Szalinski, right. That's what I said.

349
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,344
I, like, charge $2.50 an hour.

350
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,305
Unless, of course,
I actually have to do anything

351
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:14,100
like change diapers or clean up.
In which case, the price goes up.

352
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,020
Oh no. All you have to do
is just... just watch him, really.

353
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,272
<i>- MANDY: Okay, see you at 3:30.
- Okay.</i>

354
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,274
(DIAL TONE)

355
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,942
(SIGHS) Okay.

356
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,988
Okay. Are these Quark's or yours?

357
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,743
You just stay here, okay?

358
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,620
She sounded great on the phone.

359
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,080
- I want to go a restaurant.
- You want to go to a restaurant?

360
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,916
But, I just made this stuff.
It's gonna be good.

361
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,127
I want to go eat in restaurant.

362
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,546
Well, I'll be the waiter, okay?

363
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,548
And, uh... Let me take your order.

364
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,842
- What would you like?
- I want the duck.

365
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,762
Duck. The duck
is not very good tonight.

366
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,722
Can I recommend the special?

367
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,516
- Okay.
- Okay, fine. We have soup dujour.

368
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,269
We have hamburger.
We have French fries today.

369
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,563
- Would you like 'em?
- Okay.

370
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,107
- All right, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

371
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,986
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

372
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,409
(PLATES CLATTER ON FLOOR)

373
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,745
(BUZZING)

374
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,124
- (ADAM MUMBLES)
- (ELECTRICITY CONTINUES BUZZING)

375
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,468
Hey, Nick, want to go to a movie?
Just the two of us.

376
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,513
Yeah, there's a movie at the Desert 6
I wanted to see.

377
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,599
Great. Come on.
It'll take our minds off everything.

378
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,142
I'll check show times.

379
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,602
Okay and then maybe afterwards,

380
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,104
we can get
a bite to eat or something.

381
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,732
Big, Big Bunny.

382
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,526
(ADAM CHUCKLING)

383
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404
- (ADAM CONTINUES LAUGHING)
- (MICROWAVE DINGS)

384
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,449
(BARKS)

385
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,159
What's that?

386
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,996
(WHINING)

387
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,622
What's gotten into him?

388
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,879
(WAYNE AND NICK SCREAMING)

389
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:11,551
Dad, how?

390
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,386
Where were you in the lab
this morning? Were you watching Adam?

391
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,554
He was off to the side.

392
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,639
At the moment of discharge,
where was he?

393
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:20,143
Just before, I know,
he was off to the side... wasn't he?

394
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,770
Somehow, I don't think so.

395
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,610
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

396
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,197
Boo.

397
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:44,792
Don't worry, Adam.

398
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,586
Daddy's going to make
everything okay.

399
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,177
Okay, we got to get him
back to the lab,

400
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,345
analyze the data,
and reverse the process.

401
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,680
- One thing, Dad.
- What?

402
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,724
Do you think the security guard
might get suspicious

403
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,559
with us walking in
with a seven-foot baby?

404
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,728
- Uh-oh.
- Good point.

405
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,412
(HORN HONKS)

406
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,624
(TIRES SCREECH)

407
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,716
This will cover your
head and your hair.

408
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,301
Here, Adam, put this on.

409
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:37,970
WAYNE: There.

410
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,348
He looks like
a badly dressed beekeeper.

411
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,059
All right.

412
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,561
Okay. Just act natural.

413
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,147
Come on, bud. Atta boy.

414
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:55,530
Smitty! I forgot the keys to my van,
and I couldn't start the van.

415
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,741
It's in the lab, but I'm not going
to use anything in there

416
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,911
because of my security access thing,
which you mentioned earlier.

417
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,996
So I'm just gonna get the keys
from the lab.

418
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,127
- (ADAM BABBLING)
- NICK: Adam.

419
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,298
Come on, down.

420
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,387
Szalinski.

421
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,805
Go back up.

422
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,349
Just stopped by to do
some computations

423
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,935
- in the... in the data base.
- (ADAM BABBLING)

424
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,937
The data base has been erased.

425
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,772
Our entire experiment: gone.

426
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:30,898
- (ADAM BABBLING)
- NICK: Get back! Back!

427
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,316
- WAYNE: Erased?
- All 38 gigabytes.

428
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,652
- It can't be.
- Sure it can,

429
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,863
if the main controller was trying
to compensate laser intensity

430
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,907
for this, which you jammed
into the filter pack, you idiot

431
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,244
causing a power surge
through the entire main drive system.

432
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,954
- Who was that?
- (ADAM BABBLING)

433
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,373
- NICK: Stop it.
- Who?

434
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,209
- The guy in the hat.
- Uh, a friend of mine.

435
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,879
- What language was he speaking?
- Yugoslavian.

436
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,839
You let a foreigner into the lab.

437
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,341
He's not a foreigner, he's my wife's
uncle Yanosh, from Yugoslavia.

438
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,468
He's family,
and he just wanted to see the lab,

439
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:00,595
and I brought him here.

440
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,638
The man's a genius.
Did you see the size of his head?

441
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,516
225, the I.Q. on that man.
An extended brainpan.

442
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,894
- HENDRICKSON: Extended brainpan?
- ADAM: Bathroom.

443
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,315
- Did he say "bathroom"?
- Bafoom. Yugoslavian.

444
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,317
It's a term of... of appreciation.

445
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,278
"Bafoom: thank you for bringing
me down here on a Saturday

446
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,946
to the lab to look around,"
that's all.

447
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,700
How long before we can restore
the system from the back-ups?

448
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,119
That doesn't concern you.
You're off the project.

449
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,204
(CLICKS)

450
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,289
You don't have the authority
to make that decision.

451
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,625
Well, maybe I don't. So why don't you
call Clifford Sterling personally

452
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,001
and plead your case.

453
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,128
However,
after this morning's little escapade

454
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,922
and the time and money
it will cost Sterling Labs,

455
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,049
I don't think the old man will
have a great deal of sympathy.

456
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,967
I hope you'll spare yourself
the embarrassment

457
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,510
of having to be escorted...

458
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:42,762
to the gate.

459
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,144
Start working data
restoration backwards,

460
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:54,357
from 8:56 this morning
to the exact time the system crashed.

461
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,276
I want to know what he was up to.

462
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,445
(CRACKS)

463
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:06,786
Why didn't you tell 'em, Dad?

464
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,247
I mean, at least then they'd know
that you were able to make it work

465
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,748
when nobody else could.

466
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,669
Look, Nick, remember we made you kids
promise never ever to tell anyone

467
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,837
you were accidentally shrunk
and lost for two days?

468
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:17,838
Yeah.

469
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,091
That's because we didn't want
you guys to become specimens,

470
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:23,261
to undergo countless tests,
to go through endless observations,

471
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,762
and who knows what else.

472
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,391
What about Adam?
What are we going to do?

473
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,101
(COOING)

474
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,560
I don't know.

475
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,397
What I do know is:

476
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:38,317
we got to figure some way to fix this
before your mother gets home.

477
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,742
Hi, guys. I'm home!

478
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,912
Where'd this come from?

479
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,293
(HORN HONKS)

480
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,173
What do we do?

481
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,591
I don't know.

482
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,387
We could drive to Mexico,
Dad, and hide out.

483
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,140
Come back when he's bigger.
I mean older.

484
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,226
- Maybe she wouldn't notice then.
- No.

485
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,396
Honesty's the best policy, Nick.

486
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,482
I'll just... explain.

487
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,609
Sure.

488
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,903
It's not the first time
something like this has happened...

489
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,864
...to our family.

490
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,366
I'll just tell the truth.

491
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:31,454
- Then beg for mercy.
- Colored car.

492
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,218
- What was that all about?
- WAYNE: Umm...

493
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,887
I had a little trouble with the van.

494
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,807
I thought I put it in park,
and it went into reverse

495
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:54,685
'cause the "p" and the "r"
look... You're back early.

496
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:55,603
NICK: Come on, big guy.

497
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,148
Yeah, I took a cab from the airport.
You know, it really was silly.

498
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,816
Amy didn't need me at all.

499
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:03,110
Who's the man
in the loud sport coat?

500
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,445
No. No, those are Nick's.

501
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,073
Well Diane, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

502
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:10,076
- NICK: Sit down. Sit down!
- ADAM: Mom.

503
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,829
You know how sometimes
the things that I invent

504
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,207
don't always work
the way they're supposed to?

505
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,584
Sweetheart. You can tell me.

506
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,169
How bad can it be?

507
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,088
After all,

508
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,757
it's not like you did something
to one of the kids again.

509
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:30,346
- Wayne, where is Adam?
- Well, uh...

510
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,139
Who is that man in the van?

511
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,934
And where did this bunny come from?

512
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,187
- All right, I confess! I did it!
- Did what?

513
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,272
Peekaboo!

514
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,359
I blew up the baby.

515
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,569
(THUD)

516
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,072
ADAM: Mama fall down.

517
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,573
Mama?

518
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,743
- How'd she take it?
- About like usual.

519
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,662
Mama sleeping?

520
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:56,914
I'll kill Wayne.

521
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,916
You don't want to kill Wayne.

522
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,127
I want to kill Wayne.

523
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,670
What's he doing?

524
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,588
He's playing with his toys.

525
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,173
Well, make him stop.

526
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,344
- (TOYS CLATTERING)
- "Make him stop. "

527
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,141
- Why didn't I think of that?
- (GLASS BREAKING)

528
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,351
- Adam.
- (HUMMING)

529
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,854
Adam, stop fooling around!

530
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,189
- Catch.
- Adam.

531
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:25,860
- That was a real rocket.
- Let's go for a walk, Adam.

532
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,446
- Play ball, Nick.
- Don't throw things at Nick!

533
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,030
- Catch it, play ball.
- (CRASH)

534
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,240
This is your last warning.

535
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,033
(GIGGLING)

536
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,911
Okay, I'll give you
one more warning.

537
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,997
(GLASS BREAKING)

538
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:47,214
- (SCREAMS)
- Shh. It's not as bad as it seems.

539
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,341
It almost couldn't be, could it?

540
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,095
Well, I finally got him in his room.

541
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,224
Tell him to stay inside,
and close the door.

542
00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,186
- I did close the door.
- (DOOR BREAKS)

543
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,480
He just opened his door.

544
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,735
- And he decided to share it with us.
- I break off.

545
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,403
DIANE: Oh, baby.

546
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,072
Adam, put the door down, sweetheart.

547
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,033
Why don't you give
the door to daddy, Adam?

548
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,411
- Give daddy the door, Adam.
- I fix it, I fix it.

549
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,664
Wait till the Vista del Mar
standards committee sees this.

550
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,586
Maybe we shouldn't bother.
It's just a mailbox.

551
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,714
Little things have a way of
becoming very big things, Patty.

552
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,842
- Let go of the door, Adam.
- No, my door.

553
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,053
- Stop before someone gets hurt.
- Let go!

554
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,137
(WAYNE GRUNTS)

555
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,264
(CRASHES)

556
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,601
(CHUCKLING)

557
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:44,063
(CRASH)

558
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,982
I fix it!

559
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:50,861
DIANE: Don't fix it, Adam. Just
put down mommy's coffee table.

560
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,365
- Be careful, baby.
- Slow down, Adam. Adam, Adam.

561
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:56,492
ADAM: Ooh.

562
00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:58,035
- WAYNE: Gentle, gentle.
- DIANE: Not my antique chair!

563
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,663
- (GLASS BREAKING)
- MAN: They remodeling in there?

564
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,414
DIANE: Come back. Come back here.

565
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,334
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- WAYNE: Adam. Adam!

566
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,462
Adam, sit down.

567
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,839
- DIANE: He's on this side.
- Stop him, Dad. He's yours.

568
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,259
- DIANE: Oh, Adam!
- This is not a game.

569
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,010
What do we do when we catch him?

570
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,345
- WAYNE: Adam, hang on!
- (ADAM GIGGLING)

571
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:20,015
Okay, okay. You guys go that way.
I'll go this way.

572
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,851
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- (WAYNE SCREAMS)

573
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,020
(PANTING) Hi, little guy.

574
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,230
(WAYNE GROANS)

575
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,815
- Adam, put daddy down!
- (ADAM GIGGLING)

576
00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,358
Adam, put daddy down!

577
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,609
- (CRASHES)
- (DOG WHIMPERS)

578
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,444
(ADAM GIGGLES)

579
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,572
- Guitar.
- Not my room!

580
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:38,867
NICK: Adam. Adam, put down my guitar.
Put it down.

581
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,161
- (GIGGLING)
- Get back here. Get back.

582
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,539
- WAYNE: That's enough, fellas. Stop.
- DIANE: Adam, sweetheart.

583
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,625
- NICK: He's got my guitar!
- WAYNE: Nicky, he's just a baby.

584
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,794
NICK: He's not a baby.
He's a monster.

585
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,424
- NICK: He's going to break my guitar!
- (ADAM GIGGLES)

586
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,012
- DIANE: Come back here.
- NICK: Give me back my guitar!

587
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,264
NICK: Give it back, you brat!

588
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:01,390
(ADAM GIGGLING)

589
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:02,975
Other way.

590
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,895
- DIANE: Guitar all gone.
- Got it. Here, hide it.

591
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,651
He targeted something.

592
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,778
It's gonna take a lot more enhancing
to figure out what.

593
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,196
I can do it.

594
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,033
What do you suppose this is here?

595
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,577
- Condensation on the lens?
- Nah, it's much too solid.

596
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,622
- How can you be sure?
- I'm sure. It's not amorphous.

597
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,290
It's a mass. I can see.

598
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,460
DIANE: Play in here with daddy.

599
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:30,586
(LOUD CRASH)

600
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,838
- Play what?
- Play anything.

601
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,548
- This should distract him.
- WAYNE: Great!

602
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,134
("HOKEY POKEY" PLAYING ON RECORD)

603
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,396
DIANE: Dance, Adam.

604
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,816
DIANE: Good, do some more.

605
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,860
Isn't this fun, Wayne?

606
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,279
WAYNE: Adam, clap your hands.
Clap your hands.

607
00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,657
(THUD)

608
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,116
- (NEIGHBORS GASPING)
- DIANE: Put your foot in.

609
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,620
Why are you closing the shutters?

610
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,872
So one of the neighbors doesn't
look in, see a seven-foot baby,

611
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,457
and call "The National Enquirer. "

612
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,958
(DOORBELL RINGING)

613
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,377
- ADAM: Doorbell.
- Who's that?

614
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,670
One of the neighbors.

615
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,838
So far, your plan's
working perfectly.

616
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,092
Hi.

617
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:22,137
Hello. We heard shouting
and a lot of noise,

618
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,890
so we were wondering
if everything was all right.

619
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,518
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- Oh, yes, everything's fine.

620
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,478
We were just entertaining.

621
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:30,688
Uncle Yanosh.

622
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,314
Uncle Yanersh.

623
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,692
- (CRASH)
- (ADAM LAUGHING)

624
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,819
WAYNE: Not too hard.
You're denting the floor!

625
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,655
- Bye.
- NICK: Dad, help me. He's got me.

626
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,532
He's breaking my ribs.

627
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,409
Don't do that, Adam.

628
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,868
- (TYPING)
- (COMPUTER BEEPS)

629
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:48,205
MAN: My God, it appears
to have three eyes.

630
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,499
WOMAN: A new life-form of some sort?

631
00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,459
MAN: Try scaling up the window.

632
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:56,088
This could be big.

633
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,881
These could be very big.

634
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,846
Well, I think you did
a great job with these.

635
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:05,806
This should really distract him.

636
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:09,351
- Well, he likes noise.
- Here you go, honey.

637
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,061
Yeah.

638
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,939
You know what, Nicky?
I don't care what you say.

639
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,942
It's still a playpen,
and a playpen's a playpen to Adam.

640
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:21,029
Yeah, but you have to admit Mom,
not many guys could come up

641
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,781
with something like this
in half an hour.

642
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,700
(CUCKOO CLOCK RINGING)

643
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,577
- Cuckoo.
- No, no, Adam!

644
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,912
Sweetheart, stay away from that.

645
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,873
Adam, please don't touch that.

646
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,542
Adam, no, don't touch mommy's cuckoo.

647
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,586
NICK: Come on away from there, Adam.

648
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,755
Come over here, and play with Nicky.

649
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,798
Play with Nicky, Adam.

650
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,802
When you get a minute,
you might take a look at this.

651
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,431
Wayne?

652
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:51,143
Well... some of the numbers indicate
that on an atomic...

653
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,645
Please, honey, the truth, okay?

654
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:57,232
The truth, Diane, is that without
access to the data at the plant,

655
00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,276
I don't know
that there's anything I can do.

656
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,987
I know what's happening,
but I don't know why.

657
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:04,823
I'm sorry, honey.

658
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,117
Hey Mom, look I finally found
a way to keep him quiet.

659
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,037
There were 12 ice-cream bars
in there.

660
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,497
(ADAM BELCHING)

661
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,417
Well, he's ruined his dinner.

662
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,211
Not necessarily, Mom.

663
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,047
At his body weight,
he should be able to metabolize...

664
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,883
Maybe I should just shut up about it.

665
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,305
Okay, boys, we're going out.

666
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,768
- Diane, what are you doing?
- I'm taking him to the lab.

667
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,978
Maybe there's somebody there who...
(SIGHS)

668
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,522
Who knows what they're doing?

669
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,899
DIANE: (SIGHS) I didn't mean it
like that.

670
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,110
I'm sorry,
but all I care about right now

671
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,488
is getting my baby
to shrink back to normal size.

672
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,824
Come on, Nicky,
help me get him out to the van.

673
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,243
Shrink?
Diane, wait! I got an idea.

674
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,995
My original machine.
it's in the lab security warehouse.

675
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,997
- Yes!
- (YAPPING)

676
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,958
This'll have to be
a covert operation.

677
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,294
Diane, you come with me.
Nick, you stay with... the baby.

678
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,588
Oh no!
We are not leaving them here alone.

679
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,257
Diane, you can't take him to the lab.

680
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,051
There's no telling what Hendrickson
will do if he gets his hands on him.

681
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:08,095
Look at him, he's exhausted.

682
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,138
He can take a nap while we're gone.

683
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,348
No nap!

684
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:16,687
Look who I got:

685
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,981
really Big Bunny.

686
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,150
Hi, Adam.

687
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,485
WAYNE AS BUNNY: Hello, Adam.

688
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,487
You're real tired, aren't you Adam?

689
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:28,574
WAYNE AS BUNNY:
Yeah, he looks real tired to me.

690
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:30,993
Should we sing the song?

691
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:35,706
<i>WAYNE AS BUNNY: (SINGING)
Twinkle, twinkle little star</i>

692
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:40,085
<i>How I wonder what you are</i>

693
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:44,423
<i>Up above the world so high</i>

694
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:48,552
<i>(ADAM JOINS IN)
Like a diamond in the sky</i>

695
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:52,890
<i>Twinkle, twinkle little star</i>

696
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,392
<i>- How I won...
- Mine!</i>

697
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
- Let go!
- ADAM: Gimme.

698
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,187
Adam Szalinski,
you let go of that bunny right now!

699
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:00,939
Put daddy down, Adam.

700
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,691
- It's not nice to hurt daddy.
- (DOG WHINING)

701
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,443
ADAM: Sorry, Mama.

702
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,737
Okay, I'm bringing up
the structural overlay.

703
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,280
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

704
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,949
MAN: Dr. Hendrickson,
we can make out hair, bone and metal,

705
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,492
all sort of intertwined.

706
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,329
I think you should
take a look at this. Yes, sir.

707
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,205
He's on his way.

708
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:19,166
We'll show him
the keratin analysis first.

709
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,835
- Structural overlay first.
- It's not clear enough.

710
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:24,671
- I think it is.
- Why don't we see what he thinks?

711
00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:27,215
- (TYPING)
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)

712
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,142
(WHISPERING) Don't worry.
We'll be back in an hour.

713
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,727
- Come on.
- Bye-bye.

714
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,435
(METAL CLATTERING)

715
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,541
This is our latest image,

716
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,918
superimposing structural
and keratin analysis.

717
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:48,088
- As you can see, there appears to...
- All right, just move over.

718
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,926
HENDRICKSON: It's a baby
and a stuffed bunny.

719
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,055
Szalinski.

720
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,350
I'm going to pay him a little visit.

721
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,477
Back to work.

722
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,105
I knew it was a baby.
I just wasn't sure it was a bunny.

723
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,407
- (CARD READER BEEPS)
- (METAL CLATTERS)

724
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:30,130
This'll just take a second.

725
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:32,007
They stored all my stuff
in one large crate.

726
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,634
- It should be easy to spot.
- Oh, Wayne?

727
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,267
Maybe it's in alphabetical order
or something.

728
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,269
DIANE: What if it's not?

729
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,855
WAYNE: All I wanted to do
was take Nick to the movies.

730
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:48,982
- WAYNE: Uh-oh.
- DIANE: What?

731
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,122
(SNORING)

732
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,251
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- (YAPPING)

733
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,756
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- ADAM: Doorbell.

734
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:22,307
<i>- Twinkle, twinkle little...
- (DOORBELL)</i>

735
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,309
(ADAM CHUCKLES)

736
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,936
- (DOG BARKING)
- Bunny.

737
00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,604
- Wait here!
- (DOG CONTINUES BARKING)

738
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,115
(DOORBELL RINGING)

739
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,699
(NICK SIGHS)

740
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,618
- Mandy.
- Rick.

741
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,955
Nick. Nick Szalinski.

742
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,707
Right.
I'm here to baby-sit.

743
00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:50,710
We don't need a baby-sitter.

744
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,420
(ADAM LAUGHS)

745
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,673
Adam, no!

746
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,804
Very funny. Can I come in?
I'm already charging you.

747
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:04,391
We changed our mind. That's all.
We don't need a baby-sitter.

748
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,351
I don't think so.

749
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,479
Look, I was promised
three hours at $2.50 an hour.

750
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,064
Plus, the extra if I'm grossed out.

751
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,234
Uh, listen, Mandy, take it from me,
you don't want to baby-sit.

752
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,402
- Not this baby.
- (ADAM GIGGLING)

753
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,196
I'm really sure I can
handle some stupid baby.

754
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:21,658
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)

755
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,423
DIANE: Wayne, we've gotta
get back to the kids.

756
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,300
This is just taking too long.

757
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,603
Honey, it's up here!

758
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:52,063
See if you can find a forklift.

759
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,569
Mandy, believe me,
I have everything under control.

760
00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,071
Now if you promise not to scream,

761
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:01,990
I'll take the gag out of your mouth.

762
00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:04,034
Promise?

763
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,830
- (SCREAMS) Help me! Someone help me!
- Mandy!

764
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,249
Please, someone help me!
Giant baby!

765
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,375
(MANDY SCREAMING)

766
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:14,294
- You're scaring him.
- Out of my way! Please!

767
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,463
- Mandy, calm down.
- MANDY: Help me!

768
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:19,841
- (MANDY SCREAMING)
- What's that?

769
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:22,510
MANDY: Help! Help! Help! Help!
Giant baby!

770
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,221
- MANDY: Help! Giant baby!
- The Slitzitskis.

771
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:25,388
(MANDY CONTINUES SCREAMING)

772
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,309
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

773
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:32,270
Wayne this is a solar van.
We're inside.

774
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,022
There's a switch marked "batteries".

775
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,316
- Just be careful not to switch it to-
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

776
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,026
- Whoa!
- High.

777
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,826
No! No!

778
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,793
Hold on!

779
00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:56,503
(GATE SHATTERS)

780
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,256
Can we try again?

781
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,055
Good.

782
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:08,848
Now despite what he looks like,

783
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,684
Adam is just a little kid.

784
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,645
He's in there watching TV,
not hurting anyone.

785
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,815
<i>MAN: (ON TV) Summertime.
The active woman.</i>

786
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,528
<i>She knows what it is
to have a headache.</i>

787
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,364
("LOCOMOTION" PLAYING ON TV)

788
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,035
<i>Let's welcome 'em.</i>

789
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,162
<i>Again!</i>

790
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,710
<i>RICHARD SIMMONS: (ON TV)
Wiggle that butt!</i>

791
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:37,961
Sorry.

792
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,138
(ADAM GIGGLES)

793
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:51,349
So, two years ago, he made
you and your sister tiny.

794
00:46:51,851 --> 00:46:53,143
And the guys next door.

795
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,186
Then he made you regular size again.

796
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,397
And now
he's made your baby brother big.

797
00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:58,481
Right.

798
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,735
(WHOOSHING)

799
00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:03,820
And you don't, like, think
that's unusual.

800
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:07,449
- (CRASHING)
- (GLASS BREAKING)

801
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,577
(STATIC CRACKLING)

802
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,288
Oh, my God, he's out and he's bigger.

803
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:17,876
- You got to help me, okay?
- This wasn't in the job description.

804
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:20,503
- We'll pay you overtime.
- Okay.

805
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,218
There's no way I'm changing
those diapers.

806
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,470
Come on.

807
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:34,267
NICK AND AMY: Adam! Adam!

808
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,188
NICK: Adam, where are you?

809
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,024
NICK: Come on!

810
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,568
Julia, be quiet and sit down.

811
00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:47,280
Now for the famous
Chinese blocks trick.

812
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,032
Shazam.

813
00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:53,453
Okay.

814
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,288
Now for my next trick.

815
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,292
Adam!

816
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:04,381
Now for the disappearing
bunny trick.

817
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,967
Watch carefully. The hand
is quicker than the eye.

818
00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,095
- (KIDS GASP)
- Shazam.

819
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,680
Can anyone tell me
where the bunny is?

820
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,392
- KIDS: There!
- You think it's still on my head?

821
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:17,602
(GASPS)

822
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,730
- (SCREAMS)
- Big Bunny.

823
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:25,068
(KIDS SCREAMING)

824
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:32,283
Bye.

825
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,912
There he is! Come on!

826
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:38,248
I don't care if Clifford's
at the Rand Institute this weekend.

827
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,791
I want him notified.

828
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,501
I also want
the board of directors in on this.

829
00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:43,461
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- HENDRICKSON: Hey! What the...

830
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,925
Contact the Federal Marshals.
Get them out here.

831
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,094
I want something large enough
to hold...

832
00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:52,804
To hold something large.

833
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:59,811
(ADAM GURGLING) Big Bunny.

834
00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:01,729
Big, big, Big Bunny.

835
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,982
- Big trouble.
- (ADAM LAUGHING)

836
00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:07,360
Stop where you were right there.

837
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,904
I'm just the baby-sitter.

838
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:13,283
(SIREN WAILING)

839
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,494
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- (NEIGHBORS CHATTERING)

840
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,461
Yeah, an hour tops. Sure.

841
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,755
- Wayne, how's it coming?
- Just about got it, honey.

842
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,258
Hold on. I'm taking a shortcut.

843
00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:37,140
(SIRENS WAILING)

844
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,566
Oh.

845
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,319
What do I do?

846
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,948
WAYNE: Okay, let's see
if this thing works.

847
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:58,036
(SIREN)

848
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,997
- (MACHINE POWERS UP)
- (LASER BEAM FIRES)

849
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,209
(TIRES SCREECH)

850
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,379
Wayne Szalinski, you unshrink
those policemen right now.

851
00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:20,850
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

852
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:23,728
(LASER BEAM FIRES)

853
00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:30,235
It works!

854
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,404
(TIRES SCREECHING)

855
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:36,991
They're getting away.

856
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,160
I think they're
out of our jurisdiction.

857
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,876
OFFICER: Hold it. You can't go in.

858
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,836
WAYNE: It's okay, Officer.
That's our house.

859
00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:58,179
- WAYNE: Excuse me.
- (ONLOOKERS CHATTERING)

860
00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:01,057
DIANE: Where are my boys?
Where are they?

861
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,517
BROOKS: Hold it, hold it.
Just a minute.

862
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,102
Preston Brooks, U.S. Marshals.

863
00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:07,188
Now, we found this guy
down the street, hiding in a garage.

864
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,315
The children are perfectly safe,
Mrs. Szalinski.

865
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:10,900
We just needed to get
the baby some more room,

866
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,151
so he wouldn't hurt himself.

867
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,320
Of course, the mutated child will
have to undergo immediate testing.

868
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,197
That's my kid you're talking about!

869
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,699
- Let go of me!
- (DOG BARKING)

870
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:21,035
- Hold on, Mr. Szalinski.
- Let go of me.

871
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,791
(ADAM COMPLAINING)

872
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,460
You can't keep him in that truck.

873
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,088
Don't worry. It's all fixed up.

874
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,091
As far as your brother's concerned,
it's one big playpen.

875
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,885
- That's what I mean.
- I'd listen to him if I were you.

876
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,263
Look, miss, when I want your opinion,
I'll ask for it.

877
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,767
ADAM: Mama, help!

878
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,729
- Out! Out!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

879
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,448
- He's got a 40-inch neck.
- (DOG WHINING)

880
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:01,576
Adam's going to be fine, Quark.
I know it.

881
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:02,910
BROOKS: The parents are here.

882
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,538
We'll bring them to meet the child
when he's secure.

883
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,416
I can authorize that!

884
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:09,876
Marshal Brooks?

885
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,545
I'm afraid I have to insist
that these two be taken into custody.

886
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:16,090
- On what charge?
- Theft. Malicious mischief.

887
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:17,717
Child endangerment.

888
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,516
If you'll excuse me.

889
00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:30,938
Clifford.

890
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:33,566
Well, I hardly know what to say.

891
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:36,861
I tried to warn you about Szalinski
from the very beginning.

892
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,988
Yes, you did, Charles.

893
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:41,074
And if it's any consolation to you,
the board of directors

894
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,909
believes that you were right
all along.

895
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:46,329
Dr. Sterling! Dr. Sterling, sir,
I can reverse my son's growth.

896
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:48,414
Just give me a chance, sir.
I can get him back to normal.

897
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,832
- You can?
- With what, Szalinski?

898
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,209
Coca-Cola bottles?

899
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:54,712
Hmm? Maybe some
chewing gum and twine?

900
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,548
Just who do you think you are,
talking to him like that?

901
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:58,758
Diane, let me handle this.

902
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,426
Who do you think you are,
talking to me like that?

903
00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:03,638
Clifford, the situation demands
that I bring in the people

904
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,265
with the expertise
and the credentials.

905
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:10,144
Wait a second, you think I'm just
some guy from Fresno

906
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:12,480
who tinkered with crackpot ideas
in his attic?

907
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:14,565
Well, let me tell you something.

908
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,360
This whole country is built
on the shoulders of people

909
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,237
who tinkered with crackpot ideas

910
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,447
in attics and basements
and backyards.

911
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,033
Alexander Graham Bell
working in a two-room flat.

912
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,868
Young man, don't presume

913
00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:28,162
to stand there and lecture me
about great minds

914
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,497
and great inventors.

915
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:33,209
Whatever I've been over the years,
I've never been a fool...

916
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:36,170
or been involved
with anyone else who is.

917
00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:38,631
I certainly don't intend
to start now.

918
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,175
- Charles?
- Yes, Clifford?

919
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,052
- You're fired.
- What?

920
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,345
You're fired.

921
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:46,347
(LAUGHS)

922
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,184
So Szalinski, what have you
got in mind

923
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:53,396
so we can get that kid of yours
back to normal size by bedtime?

924
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,856
Well sir, the prototype's
in the van...

925
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,024
Hold on folks. We've got a problem.

926
00:53:57,776 --> 00:54:00,737
Your son's escaped,
and he's over 50 feet tall.

927
00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:03,573
That's impossible.
My son's only 14 feet tall.

928
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:05,783
- I'll drive.
- That's still pretty tall.

929
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,912
Yes, get me Terence Wheeler.

930
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,539
This is an emergency.

931
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,751
RADIO DISPATCHER: He broke out?

932
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:17,253
He busted out of the truck
and knocked it completely over.

933
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:18,463
<i>RADIO DISPATCHER:
What's he doing now?</i>

934
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,798
He's just standing there.
But he's smiling.

935
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:21,966
Adam, sit down.

936
00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:23,801
Nick, I don't think sitting's
such a good idea.

937
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,803
- ADAM: Ooh, toys.
- (BOTH SCREAM)

938
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,431
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- DIANE: He did what?

939
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:32,018
Put your son and the baby-sitter
in his pocket and left.

940
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:33,019
He's always doing that.

941
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,437
I find the strangest things
in his pockets.

942
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,190
Wayne, what do you suppose
is causing this growth phenomenon?

943
00:54:37,357 --> 00:54:38,566
I don't know.

944
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,235
They were transporting him
along Copper Mine Road.

945
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,654
That runs alongside
high-voltage lines.

946
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:44,781
Oh?

947
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,241
Yesterday, when I gave him lunch,
he was right near the microwave oven.

948
00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:50,077
And, you said the baby grew
while he was watching TV.

949
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,663
- Of course!
- I don't understand any of this.

950
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:54,665
Electromagnetic flux.

951
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,542
Around every
operating electrical device,

952
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,127
there's a flux.

953
00:54:58,295 --> 00:54:59,962
Like an electromagnetic force field.

954
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,006
That's what's causing
the baby to grow.

955
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,383
Would this electromagnetic...

956
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,761
would it surround
neon lights, too?

957
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:07,929
Yeah, why?

958
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:11,140
Your kid...
He's headed toward Las Vegas.

959
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,476
ALL: Uh-oh.

960
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:20,858
You are not fired,
not by a long shot.

961
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:22,902
This is the opportunity
I've been waiting for.

962
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:25,905
At last, Sterling has gone
too far this time.

963
00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:31,410
The board
is getting together tonight.

964
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,204
Until then, I want you on this.

965
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:35,998
Whatever it takes,
just get the situation under control.

966
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,377
I did have one thought, sir,
but I'll need military cooperation.

967
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:40,711
Fine, I'll get the clearance.

968
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,630
Charles, just...
just handle this for us.

969
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,383
We'll... we'll do
the right thing by you.

970
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:51,180
(FOOTSTEPS)

971
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:04,902
<i>MAN: (ON RADIO)
Police reports just in say</i>

972
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,196
<i>that some kind of large creature
has just escaped</i>

973
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,949
<i>from a government caravan
and is heading toward the city.</i>

974
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:17,999
Mrs. Szalinski,
if he heads for the lights,

975
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,584
he has to come this way.

976
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,335
According to my calculations,

977
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,254
he's gotta hold still
for 12.2 seconds.

978
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:24,422
DIANE: What?

979
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,883
His increased mass requires a longer
period of exposure.

980
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,467
How do you expect
to get a two-year-old

981
00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:30,928
to hold still
for 12 point anything seconds?

982
00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,221
She's right, Doctor.

983
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,807
We tried to have his picture
taken a month ago. Total bust.

984
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,517
REPORTER: We're just
pulling up now, Dan.

985
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:38,269
There are
a lot of police cars gathered.

986
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,687
We'll find out what going on.

987
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,064
MAN: Call the paramedics now!

988
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:44,817
All right, here's a shot. Okay.

989
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:45,860
(DISTANT THUMPING)

990
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:48,571
CONSTANCE: This is Constance Winters
reporting live from the site

991
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:49,947
of what will certainly become

992
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,491
the most important news story
of the decade.

993
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,828
Dan, I'm seeing a giant...

994
00:56:57,623 --> 00:57:00,416
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

995
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,501
Oh, my God.

996
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,385
Oh, Adam.

997
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,306
Well, honey, he looks okay.

998
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,141
Let me see.

999
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,602
Do you think this
is gonna affect him for life?

1000
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,313
I mean, something like this
could ruin a kid.

1001
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,774
Honey, it might give him
a different perspective,

1002
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,776
help him see the big picture.

1003
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,820
DIANE: Baby.
(GASPING) There they are!

1004
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:33,366
- Let's move into position!
- I'm with you, pal!

1005
00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:49,340
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SCREAMING)

1006
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,930
- NICK: Help!
- MANDY: Help us down from here!

1007
00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:57,223
- NICK: Get us down!
- MANDY: We're up here!

1008
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,432
NICK: We're up in the pocket!

1009
00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:01,936
...Reporting live on the
progress of the giant baby

1010
00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:05,564
who has just been identified as
Adam Szalinski from Vista del Mar.

1011
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,025
(SCREAMING)

1012
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,531
MAN: The Governor's
on the phone for you, sir.

1013
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,700
STERLING: Yes, Governor.

1014
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,535
He's a pretty big baby.

1015
00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:20,413
(NICK AND MANDY SCREAMING)

1016
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:22,957
I can get rope guns.
We can shoot ropes over him.

1017
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,876
Absolutely not. You are not
shooting anything at my baby.

1018
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,253
Baby? Look at him.

1019
00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,922
Hey, we're his parents OK?
We'll handle this.

1020
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,590
- Diane?
- Yeah, Wayne?

1021
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,259
How do we handle this?

1022
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:38,014
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SCREAMING)

1023
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:39,140
MAN: Ready!

1024
00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:41,392
MAN: Watch out! Look out!

1025
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,852
Mommy...

1026
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,229
Mom!

1027
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:48,274
- Nicky, are you okay?
- Adam, put your brother down.

1028
00:58:48,734 --> 00:58:50,443
Adam baby, mommy's here.

1029
00:58:50,569 --> 00:58:51,944
Nicky, I'm gonna get ya
outta here right away!

1030
00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:53,738
Okay, Dad, but hurry!

1031
00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:56,824
We can get a fire truck in here
and run a ladder up to 'em.

1032
00:58:57,826 --> 00:59:00,286
That ladder wouldn't even
reach beyond his knees.

1033
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:01,996
- (WOOD SHATTERING)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1034
00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,414
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1035
00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:07,460
(CRASHING)

1036
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,129
Adam, now, sit down
really slowly.

1037
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,839
I got it! Big Bunny.

1038
00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:13,382
I need Big Bunny.

1039
00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,676
- I need something called big dummy?
- No, Bunny!

1040
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:18,262
- Bunny?
- It's his favorite toy!

1041
00:59:18,638 --> 00:59:20,014
It's the kid's favorite toy.

1042
00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:34,737
CONSTANCE: A helicopter
is approaching with what looks like

1043
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,907
a giant stuffed animal
of some sort hanging from it.

1044
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,076
(ADAM GASPS)

1045
00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:42,870
- Thanks.
- Honey, this is dangerous!

1046
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:45,331
- Don't worry.
- Pilot's ready for you, Wayne.

1047
00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:46,999
It's all primed.

1048
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,001
Be ready to activate
as soon as he's down.

1049
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,252
I'll be fine.

1050
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,921
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

1051
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,968
I'm positive my dad will
have a plan to get us...

1052
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,680
Tell me I'm not seeing this.

1053
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:05,518
<i>WAYNE AS BUNNY: (SINGING)
Twinkle, twinkle little star</i>

1054
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:09,730
<i>How I wonder what you are</i>

1055
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,609
<i>- I told you my dad would have a plan.
- Up above the world so high</i>

1056
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:17,905
<i>- Like a diamond in the sky
- ADAM: Bunny.</i>

1057
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:21,826
<i>Twinkle, twinkle little star</i>

1058
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:28,457
<i>How I wonder what you are</i>

1059
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:32,837
<i>- Twinkle, twinkle, little star
- (SCREAMING)</i>

1060
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:35,172
<i>How I wonder</i>

1061
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:38,259
<i>What you are</i>

1062
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,303
Oh, I'm tired.

1063
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,722
Are you tired, Big Bunny?

1064
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:47,226
WAYNE AS BUNNY:
Oh, yeah, I'm really tired.

1065
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:50,312
I can't remember
when I was this tired.

1066
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,648
Get ready, Dr. Sterling.
He's getting blinky.

1067
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,775
WAYNE: Yeah, me too.

1068
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,694
- I don't know what to do.
- He's getting sleepy!

1069
01:00:56,862 --> 01:00:58,988
It's working.
Your husband's a genius.

1070
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,573
WAYNE: I got an idea.

1071
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,534
Why don't we all have a nice...

1072
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,119
- No!
- ... long...

1073
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,246
- Don't say it!
- ... nap?

1074
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,541
- Brace yourself!
- ADAM: No nap!

1075
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,127
Whoa! Help! Help! I'll hang on!

1076
01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,588
Get me away from him!
Move me away!

1077
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,882
No nap!

1078
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:20,384
- WAYNE: I get it! No nap!
- Hold on, Dad!

1079
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:22,094
WAYNE: Take me up or put me down!

1080
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:23,637
Roy, let's move in closer!

1081
01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:25,556
WAYNE: I'm gonna jump!
I'm gonna jump!

1082
01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,099
Release the bunny!

1083
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:30,853
- Whoa!
- Dad!

1084
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:32,813
Release it now!

1085
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:37,776
CONSTANCE: Run!

1086
01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:43,032
- Dad, this is Mandy.
- Hi... oh!

1087
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,700
Stay right there, kids.

1088
01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,577
There's absolutely nothing
to worry about.

1089
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,163
- (WAYNE SCREAMING)
- I feel a whole lot better.

1090
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:52,499
(MUFFLED GROANING)

1091
01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,545
- WAYNE: Oh! Oh!
- (ADAM LAUGHS)

1092
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:59,131
- That's my dad.
- He seems really nice.

1093
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:02,051
- (WAYNE GROANS)
- (GASPS)

1094
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:03,844
(PANTING)

1095
01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:06,180
Run, Dad!
Watch out for his foot!

1096
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,057
- (CRASHING)
- WAYNE: Whoa!

1097
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,808
(GASPS)

1098
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,977
Are you all right?
Nice try, buddy.

1099
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,104
He's headed for the Strip.

1100
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:17,983
You little devil.

1101
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,238
- (FOOTSTEPS)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)

1102
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,701
CONSTANCE:
He's heading toward the city.

1103
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,578
We'll follow and bring you
a live update.

1104
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,664
Adam Szalinski,
this is your mommy talking.

1105
01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:33,499
You stop right now!

1106
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,876
Afraid that won't do any good,
Mrs. Szalinski.

1107
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:38,254
I'm sure he expects his mommy
to be bigger than he is.

1108
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:39,630
To him you're just...

1109
01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,924
well, you're nothing more
than a talking doll.

1110
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,887
Nothing can stop him now.

1111
01:02:49,057 --> 01:02:50,808
MAN: I don't know what
these guys are gonna want.

1112
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,559
But we'll have to cooperate with 'em.

1113
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:54,853
- All right, go brief the men.
- Yes, sir.

1114
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:58,941
Dr. Hendrickson. Captain Ed Myerson,
Nevada State Militia.

1115
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,609
Captain, let's hope
we can wrap this up quickly.

1116
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,152
Just so you're aware, sir.

1117
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,989
My orders state we do nothing
without final authorization.

1118
01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:06,407
Frankly Captain,

1119
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:08,033
I'm not under the jurisdiction
of the state militia.

1120
01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:09,493
Your orders mean nothing to me.

1121
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,370
<i>MAN: (ON RADIO) A giant infant
is heading toward the city.</i>

1122
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:12,871
<i>The baby is over 50 feet tall</i>

1123
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:15,249
<i>and appears to be growing even bigger
at an alarming rate.</i>

1124
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:16,750
All right,
let's move it, Captain, now.

1125
01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:19,378
If it's okay with you,
I'll just sit tight.

1126
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:21,755
<i>MAN: (ON RADIO)
.. more on this story as it develops.</i>

1127
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,090
(FOOTSTEPS)

1128
01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:27,553
MANDY: There's something down
by my foot.

1129
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,221
Look at this.

1130
01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:31,724
Wow, let's see what else
is down here.

1131
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:35,227
Cereal.

1132
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,563
Hey cool, want some?

1133
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:39,398
No, thanks, I'm on a diet.

1134
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,191
Have a raisin.

1135
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:46,030
<i>LOUDSPEAKER: Please clear the streets
for your own safety.</i>

1136
01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:49,616
<i>Please stay indoors.
This is an emergency.</i>

1137
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:52,494
<i>All pedestrians are in grave danger.</i>

1138
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,621
<i>Please clear the streets!</i>

1139
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:58,917
(OFFICER SPEAKING IN SPANISH
OVER SPEAKER)

1140
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:02,379
<i>MAN: (ON P.A.) This is the Emergency
Broadcast System. This is not a test.</i>

1141
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:05,299
<i>A human baby of abnormal proportions
is approaching the city.</i>

1142
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:07,676
<i>The giant appears to be
growing at a tremendous rate</i>

1143
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,054
<i>and has now reached 100 feet.</i>

1144
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,473
What's happening here?
Is Wayne Newton in town?

1145
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,475
No, they don't do this
for Wayne Newton.

1146
01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:17,227
- It must be somebody bigger.
- Listen, babe,

1147
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,980
there's nobody bigger
than Wayne Newton in this town.

1148
01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,024
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

1149
01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:23,776
Of course, I could be wrong.

1150
01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:25,694
Peekaboo!

1151
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:30,491
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SCREAMING)

1152
01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,386
(SCREAMING)

1153
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:55,182
- Is he growing or are we shrinking?
- NICK: It's amazing!

1154
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:57,684
He's doubled in size
in just a few minutes.

1155
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:05,859
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1156
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:08,487
NICK: Adam! Put us down!

1157
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,656
You put us down now!

1158
01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,534
<i>COWBOY: Howdy, partner.</i>

1159
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:17,037
<i>Welcome to downtown Las Vegas.</i>

1160
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,790
Hi-dy, partner.

1161
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,626
(ADAM LAUGHING)

1162
01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,759
(SCREAMING)

1163
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:33,387
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.

1164
01:05:33,555 --> 01:05:36,515
(SIREN WAILING)

1165
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:39,601
He's toddling down the center
of Fremont Street.

1166
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,937
He knows not to go
in the street by himself.

1167
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,981
There's no telling
how huge he might get.

1168
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:45,816
Especially if he touches
any of those lights.

1169
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:47,734
We've got to get him away from them.

1170
01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:50,279
But how? There's nothing
that's gonna make him leave.

1171
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,948
WAYNE: Unless he sees something
that he wants more.

1172
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,284
Tell your men to pull over.
I think Wayne's got an idea.

1173
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,077
Follow that ice-cream truck.

1174
01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:08,839
We'll need a
really big loudspeaker.

1175
01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,216
Who can drive an
ice-cream truck real fast?

1176
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,218
- I can burn rubber.
- Well, start burning it.

1177
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,220
We'll be with you
on the walkie-talkie.

1178
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,474
Preston Brooks, U.S. Marshals.
We're commandeering this vehicle.

1179
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:20,434
- Come on!
- DRIVER: Wait a minute!

1180
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,566
- What's that?
- It's a tranquilizer cannon.

1181
01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:29,234
It's used on large mammals.

1182
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:31,904
Cartridges can incapacitate
a target in seconds.

1183
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,363
It's like a normal injection

1184
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,365
but on a slightly larger scale
of course.

1185
01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:38,118
Frankly, sir, I have kids myself

1186
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:39,411
and that just doesn't seem
like the type...

1187
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:40,829
Well naturally, Captain.

1188
01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,540
This is just a... a last resort.

1189
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:46,710
REPORTER 1: I'm Bradley Swallow,

1190
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:48,212
reporting live
from the famous Glitter Gulch

1191
01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:50,714
where certainly the biggest
story of the year is unfolding.

1192
01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:53,008
Casino owners
are understandably upset.

1193
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,468
They've been ordered to evacuate...

1194
01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,386
REPORTER 2: The answers to our
questions lie with two key players

1195
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,055
in this drama:
Dr. Clifford Sterling...

1196
01:06:58,139 --> 01:06:59,431
REPORTER 3: What we do know
is that a baby

1197
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:00,766
by the name of Adam Szalinski...

1198
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,227
has somehow measured
over 100 feet tall.

1199
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:04,394
(CLAPPING)

1200
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,772
- NICK: Stop the clapping.
- (GROANING)

1201
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:10,067
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
- (SCREAMING)

1202
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:11,235
I've got a plan.

1203
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,487
Great. 'Cause I'm starting
to get airsick.

1204
01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,822
We'll pull the thread out of
the bottom of the pocket

1205
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,242
and use it as a rope to slide down.

1206
01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:21,578
The scene here is one
of total confusion and chaos.

1207
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:24,206
But so far, all the casinos
are still standing.

1208
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:37,678
Watch out!

1209
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:42,474
(SCREAMING)

1210
01:07:48,439 --> 01:07:50,190
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1211
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:51,733
Hi!

1212
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,944
COP: Hey, don't! What are you doin'?

1213
01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,321
Stop! Stop! Stop!

1214
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:01,743
We'll have to jump.

1215
01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:04,663
NICK: Hold on!

1216
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,208
Don't look down.

1217
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,961
Watch out for the gearshift. Jump!

1218
01:08:11,045 --> 01:08:12,129
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1219
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,089
- (GRUNTS)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)

1220
01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,717
- Go!
- I'm trying!

1221
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,220
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
- ("Stayin' Alive" PLAYS ON RADIO)

1222
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:22,598
- Hurry, do something!
- I'm used to an automatic.

1223
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:25,267
- Ooh!
- MANDY: We've gotta get outta here.

1224
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:28,186
- (MANDY GASPS)
- (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1225
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,689
Toy car!

1226
01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:32,274
Buckle up!

1227
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:37,696
(NICK AND MANDY YELLING)

1228
01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:47,289
- MANDY: Get away from me!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)

1229
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,333
Adam! Adam! Don't eat us!

1230
01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:51,877
Whoa!

1231
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:56,423
(SIRENS WAILING)

1232
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,508
CONSTANCE: We're here live
in Glitter Gulch,

1233
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,344
standing just below Adam Szalinski,

1234
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,472
who has lifted a small, yellow
sports car into the air

1235
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,682
with three
unidentified persons in it.

1236
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:07,351
From what I can make out,

1237
01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:09,394
it looks like two young teenagers,
a boy and a girl,

1238
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,438
and a man dressed
in an Indian costume.

1239
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,023
NICK: What's he doing?

1240
01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:16,526
He's taking something out
of his pocket. A peppermint!

1241
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:19,655
Man!

1242
01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:21,740
NICK: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1243
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:25,786
(IMITATING CAR ENGINE)

1244
01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:28,747
(SCREAMING)

1245
01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:35,754
<i>- COWBOY: Howdy, partner.
- (SCREAMING)</i>

1246
01:09:37,548 --> 01:09:39,675
- (IMITATING CAR ENGINE)
- Geez! Oh!

1247
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:44,471
- That car is like a toy to him.
- (GASPING)

1248
01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,140
NICK: I hope this thing has air bags!

1249
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,143
(NICK AND MANDY SCREAMING)

1250
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:54,773
Do something, Nick!
Tell him to stop!

1251
01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:56,274
I can't! He's too big!

1252
01:09:57,318 --> 01:09:58,527
WAYNE: We gotta get him
away from those lights

1253
01:09:58,611 --> 01:09:59,736
before he touches any of them.

1254
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,947
Brooks, what's happening
with that ice-cream truck?

1255
01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:04,408
- We're almost set.
- STERLING: Roger!

1256
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:05,826
(ADAM IMITATING CAR ENGINE)

1257
01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:07,411
MANDY: Oh, no! (SCREAMING)

1258
01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:08,870
Watch the tree!

1259
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,123
(NICK GROANS)

1260
01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:12,916
(ONLOOKERS SHOUTING)

1261
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,252
- (NICK SHOUTING)
- (GLASS BREAKING)

1262
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:19,715
- MANDY: Oh no! I'm gonna throw up!
- NICK: No! No!

1263
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,717
- (SCREAMING)
- (ADAM IMITATING CAR ENGINE)

1264
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,094
Just a big baby with his toy.

1265
01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:27,723
- (IMITATING CAR)
- (GASPING)

1266
01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,103
- Coming through!
- (HONKING)

1267
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,730
NICK: Get out of the way!

1268
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,899
- Come on, Adam, put it down.
- Come on sweetheart, put it down.

1269
01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:41,236
ADAM: Ooh!

1270
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:44,406
What's he doing now?

1271
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,784
NICK: Put us down! Put us down!

1272
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,079
He put it down.

1273
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,290
NICK: Pick us up! Pick us up!

1274
01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:58,587
- (GASPING)
- (LAUGHING)

1275
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:01,465
MANDY: Oh, my God!
We're gonna die!

1276
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:04,134
(MANDY SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1277
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:06,928
- What about that truck?
- Brooks? What's happening there?

1278
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,180
BROOKS: Okay.

1279
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,223
We're set.

1280
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,434
(ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)

1281
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:14,436
- No! Wait!
- Hold it! Hold it!

1282
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,563
WAYNE: We need him
to get the kids down.

1283
01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:19,483
- (ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE)
- Cut it off!

1284
01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:25,363
- MANDY: I can't stand it.
- Oh, my God!

1285
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,574
Oh! (GASPS)

1286
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,034
(SCREAMING)

1287
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,286
Whatever you do, don't look down!

1288
01:11:31,496 --> 01:11:33,997
- MANDY: Nick, don't let go! Please!
- NICK: I won't.

1289
01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:37,125
- I'm gonna pull you back up, okay?
- (MANDY SCREAMING)

1290
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,127
- Nick! Mandy!
- Hold on!

1291
01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:41,505
- But you gotta help.
- Okay!

1292
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:45,801
- Get the car, Adam!
- (HONKING)

1293
01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:49,346
- (HONKING)
- Adam! Pick up the car!

1294
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,848
- Pick up the car!
- Come on, Adam, come on!

1295
01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:53,099
Come on, sweetheart.

1296
01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:54,726
NICK: Come on, I got you.

1297
01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,523
Car fall down. (GASP)

1298
01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:02,067
- (NICK AND MANDY GRUNTING)
- (METAL SHIFTS)

1299
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:04,486
(NICK AND MANDY PANTING)

1300
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,490
Lock your door.

1301
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,539
(SCREAMING)

1302
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,713
(CROWD CHATTERING)

1303
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:27,551
(CHEERING)

1304
01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,053
(ADAM CHUCKLING)

1305
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:33,014
NICK: Thank you, Adam.

1306
01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:37,894
(SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)

1307
01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:40,981
- He put 'em in the pocket!
- Honey, we can't wait any longer.

1308
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:42,274
Let's do it.

1309
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,110
Everyone stand by now.

1310
01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:46,862
<i>STERLING: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
Attention, all casinos,</i>

1311
01:12:46,946 --> 01:12:48,947
<i>wait for my signal
to turn off your lights.</i>

1312
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,949
<i>Marshal Brooks, bring on the truck.</i>

1313
01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:53,076
(SIREN WAILING)

1314
01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:02,419
Nick, come on.

1315
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,554
Ready, set, go, Union Plaza.

1316
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,099
Go, Golden Gate.

1317
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,477
Las Vegas Club.

1318
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:24,107
Now, hit the searchlights.

1319
01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:27,986
STERLING: Go, Brooks!

1320
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:32,908
- (ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)
- STERLING: Lucky Lady, Jackpot.

1321
01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:35,911
- Come on, Adam. Come on, baby.
- Come on, baby. Go for it!

1322
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:38,288
- (ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)
- STERLING: Glitter Gulch.

1323
01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:40,624
<i>- Golden Goose.
- Ice cream.</i>

1324
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:41,833
STERLING: Coin Castle.

1325
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:44,669
STERLING: Binion's Horseshoe,

1326
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:46,963
<i>Vegas World.</i>

1327
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:48,965
This must be another one
of my dad's plans.

1328
01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,884
- STERLING: Star Palace.
- MANDY: Great.

1329
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,469
Four Queens.

1330
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,179
<i>The Fremont.</i>

1331
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,181
(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)

1332
01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:59,809
- It's working, Wayne.
- Go, Adam!

1333
01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,102
He really likes ice cream.

1334
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:02,437
Mmm!

1335
01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:07,275
(ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)

1336
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,611
(GROANING)

1337
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,905
- Yes!
- It's working!

1338
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,449
(NERVOUS HUMMING)

1339
01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,702
- ADAM: Ice cream!
- BROOKS: Where are you guys?

1340
01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:19,746
<i>This kid's gaining on me.</i>

1341
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,259
We have clearance, Captain.
Move it.

1342
01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:53,029
Brooks said he caught the ice-cream
truck just outside of town.

1343
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,408
Next thing I know,
he grabbed it, right off the truck.

1344
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,743
- STERLING: What'd he do with it?
- What do you think he did with it?

1345
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,245
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

1346
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:02,998
- You got another idea?
- I will. Come on, let's go.

1347
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,708
- MAN: Dr. Sterling?
- Wayne!

1348
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:07,877
Do you remember
how we got Adam to hold still

1349
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:09,254
to have his picture taken?

1350
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:11,965
- I put him in my lap and I held him.
- Yeah?

1351
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,300
Honey, he needs me.

1352
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:19,139
The problem is, to Adam, his mommy
is somebody much bigger than he is.

1353
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:22,892
No, Diane. It's a crazy...

1354
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,061
Wayne. For almost 20 years

1355
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:27,897
I have watched you have one
crazy idea after another.

1356
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,025
It's my turn to have just one.

1357
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:33,987
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

1358
01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:40,535
Ooh!

1359
01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,873
Fire!

1360
01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:53,298
- ADAM: My guitar.
- Uh-oh!

1361
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:56,259
- MANDY: What now?
- NICK: Adam, don't touch that guitar!

1362
01:15:56,510 --> 01:16:00,388
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1363
01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,933
I am pre-heating the lasers now,
600 volts.

1364
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:09,147
Diane, I should be doing this,
not you.

1365
01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:11,441
There's one thing
every little kid knows.

1366
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:12,817
Daddies mean fun.

1367
01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:14,402
Mommies mean business.

1368
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,946
But this was never meant
to do anything like this.

1369
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:19,407
Too little power
and you'll grow too slowly like Adam.

1370
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:22,077
- Too much power...
- I trust you, Wayne Szalinski.

1371
01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:27,165
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

1372
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:29,626
Wayne, time to get large.

1373
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,506
Here's your soda, sir.

1374
01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:36,257
- What do you need a coke bottle for?
- (GLASS BREAKING)

1375
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:38,218
I don't. Just the bottom.

1376
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:40,136
Oh.

1377
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:48,436
- (MACHINE WHIRRING)
- (LASER BEAM FIRES)

1378
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:51,231
REPORTER: Tom, I'm here just outside
the Hard Rock Cafe.

1379
01:16:51,398 --> 01:16:53,024
The giant baby is approaching.

1380
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,235
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- WOMAN: Hello? I can't hear you.

1381
01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:59,572
Turn off the lights?
A giant what? Baby?

1382
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:04,160
- (THUDDING)
- (GLASS BREAKING)

1383
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,539
Guitar!

1384
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:12,168
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1385
01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:30,103
OFFICER 1: For your own safety,
please stay indoors.

1386
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:31,396
OFFICER 2: Get off the street!

1387
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:34,065
Adam! Don't touch the guitar!

1388
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,694
- (METAL CREAKS)
- (ELECTRICITY SHORTS)

1389
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:41,489
NICK: No, Adam!
Adam, put down the guitar!

1390
01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:52,125
Can't this thing go any faster?
The kid might be growing again!

1391
01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:55,378
This is as fast
as we can go safely, Doctor!

1392
01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:01,509
CONSTANCE: Constance Winters live
across the street

1393
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,428
from the Hard Rock Cafe.

1394
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:07,182
He thinks the guitar
is a real musical instrument.

1395
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:09,601
He's trying to play a tune!

1396
01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:13,897
(HUMMING)

1397
01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:16,232
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

1398
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,741
Bring me into range
and hold it steady.

1399
01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:26,201
Doctor, wait a minute,

1400
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:29,370
if we hit him and he stumbles,
he could fall into the crowd.

1401
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,372
We'll just have to hope
that doesn't happen.

1402
01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:36,961
(ADAM HUMMING)

1403
01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:40,673
(CONTINUES HUMMING)

1404
01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:47,889
Adam, put down the guitar
and get the airplane.

1405
01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,392
Airplane. Hi.

1406
01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:52,644
Hold it.

1407
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:54,771
Steady.

1408
01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:57,398
- (PULLS LEVER)
- (SHOT FIRES)

1409
01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,234
They're shooting at Adam!

1410
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,402
I assume that little maneuver
was an error, Captain.

1411
01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:04,948
Now steady or I'll make sure this
is the last mission you ever fly.

1412
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:08,034
Hey! Pick on somebody
your own size.

1413
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:11,037
(SINGING)

1414
01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:14,540
- (SHOT FIRES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

1415
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:16,334
- Ow!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1416
01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:19,420
- (ONLOOKERS SCREAMING)
- (CRASHING)

1417
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:24,092
(CRYING)

1418
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,325
All right, let's go again.

1419
01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,953
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

1420
01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:54,038
(GASPS) Dan...

1421
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,457
Hold it stead...

1422
01:19:58,711 --> 01:20:01,045
Back off!

1423
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,755
Yes, ma'am.

1424
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,844
(NICK AND MANDY CHEERING)

1425
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:10,305
You tell 'em! That's my mom!

1426
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:12,140
I need a vacation.

1427
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:14,976
Whoa. Look at that mother.

1428
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:17,770
(SIREN WAILING)

1429
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,163
Come here, baby.

1430
01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:36,581
Mama!

1431
01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:39,876
Come to Mommy.

1432
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:49,010
Come here, baby.
Come to mommy!

1433
01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:50,928
- NICK: Mom!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)

1434
01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:53,556
Easy, Mom!

1435
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:56,225
Everything's gonna be okay,
sweetie.

1436
01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,812
Mommy's here.

1437
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:02,398
- Everything it's got, doctor!
- Roger!

1438
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,321
You crying?

1439
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:12,325
Yeah. It's okay to cry
when you're so happy.

1440
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,662
The bearings in the generator
are about to burn out.

1441
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,872
We better do it.

1442
01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:20,958
(ALARM BLARES)

1443
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:22,668
(EXPLODING)

1444
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:25,338
Okay, now, look at daddy.

1445
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:27,965
Smile for daddy.

1446
01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,552
- There he is.
- Daddy.

1447
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,472
Wayne, 1450!
It's all she can take!

1448
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:41,646
- Say cheese, Adam.
- Cheese, Adam.

1449
01:21:42,022 --> 01:21:44,148
- (LAUGHS)
- (ALARM BLARING)

1450
01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:47,527
Come on, Wayne.

1451
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,072
- (ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
- (LASER BEAM FIRES)

1452
01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:55,618
(CROWD GASPING)

1453
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:57,537
(GASPS)

1454
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,667
- Look, Adam, there's daddy.
- Daddy!

1455
01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:04,836
Honey, you did it.

1456
01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:07,255
- (CHUCKLES)
- Adam!

1457
01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:09,549
Adam, oh!

1458
01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:11,968
You gave us quite a scare,
little man.

1459
01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:13,469
I knew you could do it, honey.

1460
01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:15,638
HENDRICKSON: There he is!
Let me through!

1461
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:20,560
Well, Szalinski, you pulled it off.
Who would have thought?

1462
01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:21,978
Dr. Hendrickson...

1463
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:26,482
that looked like some sort of rifle
that you were shooting at my baby.

1464
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,192
They were tranquilizer cartridges.

1465
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,361
They wouldn't have hurt him,
I assure you.

1466
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:31,696
Oh.

1467
01:22:32,573 --> 01:22:34,198
Tranquilizer cartridges.

1468
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:37,869
(THUDS)

1469
01:22:39,746 --> 01:22:41,038
Never cross mommy.

1470
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,708
We got an emergency here.
Dr. Hendrickson needs help.

1471
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:47,295
He's overcome with the prospect
of having to find a new career.

1472
01:22:47,671 --> 01:22:50,339
Hey, big fella,
is this what you were lookin' for?

1473
01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:51,591
Oh.

1474
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:56,262
Wayne! Nick and Mandy!

1475
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,182
Weren't they...

1476
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:00,725
TOGETHER: In Adam's pocket!

1477
01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:06,856
- Don't tell me...
- Oh, my God.

1478
01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,441
Honey, I shrunk the kids.

1479
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,193
Nobody move!

1480
01:23:10,736 --> 01:23:11,861
Now, don't worry.

1481
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:14,238
I have highly specialized equipment
to deal with this.

1482
01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,408
I'll need the helmet
and I'll need the dog.

1483
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,370
<i>RADIO: Good morning, Las Vegas.
All vehicles are asked</i>

1484
01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,540
<i>to stay clear of the Hard Rock Cafe
where inventor Wayne Szalinski</i>

1485
01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:27,543
<i>is conducting a one-man search
to find some missing children.</i>

1486
01:23:27,753 --> 01:23:30,296
<i>It was Szalinski's matter-expanding
machine that was responsible</i>

1487
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:32,048
<i>for last night's amazing events.</i>

1488
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:34,175
<i>Dr. Clifford Sterling
has just announced...</i>

1489
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:35,968
("OURS IF WE WANT IT"
PLAYING ON THE RADIO)

1490
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:39,096
I guess your father's about the most
famous guy in the world today.

1491
01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:43,267
And I guess you're about the bravest.

1492
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,397
That's for saving my life.

1493
01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:50,316
It wasn't much.

1494
01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,445
I don't mean your life wasn't much.

1495
01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:58,533
What I did wasn't so much.

1496
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,828
(SONG CONTINUES)

1497
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,126
How long do you think
it'll take before they find us?

1498
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:12,421
I think it may be a while
before they find us.

1499
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:19,387
You're kind of different, Nick.

1500
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:21,305
Like your dad.

1501
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:24,767
We're not all that different.

1502
01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:26,394
Yeah, you are.

1503
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:28,813
But when you think about it...

1504
01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,899
I guess the world needs
people who are different.

1505
01:24:32,442 --> 01:24:35,987
People who see things a little
differently, I guess you could say.

1506
01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,781
(SONG CONTINUES)

1507
01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:49,792
- (DOG WHINING)
- Are they okay?

1508
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:52,420
Yep. I think we better give them
a couple of minutes though.

1509
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:54,338
MAN: What are we gonna do about that?

1510
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:56,090
(GASPS) Adam, look!

1511
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,721
(DOG BARKING)

1512
01:25:01,888 --> 01:25:03,681
Big, Big Bunny.

1513
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:08,978
What are we gonna do
with this?

1514
01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:11,731
Don't worry. I'll think
of something. Don't I always?

1515
01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:13,691
(ADAM LAUGHING)

1516
01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,569
- WAYNE: Don't you trust me?
- DIANE: I don't know. I don't know.

1517
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,404
WAYNE: Oh, come on,
when have I ever...

1518
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:15,516
(ADAM LAUGHING)