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(FAMILY GRUMBLING)

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Where are my golf balls?

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Anyone seen my sun block?

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What's the point of going to Florida if you use sun block?

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I don't care, I'm getting toasted.

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Great. Now you can be a skag with a darker shade of skin.

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He's jealous because he can't tan.
His freckles just connect.

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Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!
The rubber sheets are packed.

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<i>She wants "Ding."</i>

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HOST: <i>Behind "Ding" is 200 points!</i>

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<i>All right!</i>

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<i>That gives you 4700 points.</i>

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HOST ON RECORDER: <i>200 points! All right!</i>

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Honey, are you packed yet?

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Yes.

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Everything I put out?

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Yes.

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?

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Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?

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Close.

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Inflatable clown to play with in the pool.

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How exciting.

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Why Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.

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What is it with Christmas trees?

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How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree?

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We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.

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ANNOUNCER: <i>Guests of</i> Ding, Dang, Dong
<i>stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:</i>

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<i>New York's most exciting hotel experience.</i>

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<i>For reservations, call toll-free, 1-800-759...</i>

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- Where's the camcorder battery?
- I put it in the charger.

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How's this?

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Oh, much better.

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Kevin, put your tie on.
We'll be late for the Christmas pageant.

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It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.
Uncle Frank's taking a shower.

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He says if I walk in there and see him naked,
I'd never feel like a real man.

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Whatever that means.

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I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in and get your tie...

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...get out, and don't look at anything.

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FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO: <i>Well</i>

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<i>This cat they're talking about I wonder who, could it be</i>

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<i>'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat</i>

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<i>The heaviest cat you ever did see</i>

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<i>When they see me
Walkin ' down the street</i>

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<i>None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey</i>

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<i>On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know</i>

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<i>I'm the king Of the cool jerks</i>

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Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly!

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Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.

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CHOIR: <i>Christmas tree
My Christmas tree</i>

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<i>Lit up like a star</i>

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<i>When I see My Christmas tree</i>

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<i>Can loved ones be far</i>

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<i>Christmas tree I'm certain</i>

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<i>Wherever I roam</i>

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Kevin's solo's coming up.

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Tell Leslie.

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Kevin's solo's coming up.

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Tell Frank.

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Okay. Frank.

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Frank!

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<i>Christmastime means laughter</i>

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<i>Toboggans in the snow</i>

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<i>Caroling together</i>

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<i>With faces aglow</i>

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<i>Stockings on the mantel</i>

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<i>A wreath on the door</i>

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<i>And my merriest Christmas</i>

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<i>Needs just one thing more</i>

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GIRL: <i>Christmas tree</i>

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<i>My Christmas tree</i>

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(SCREAMING)

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(SHOUTS)

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Kevin!

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

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...I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure...

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...I might have caused you.
- What?

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My prank was immature and ill-timed.

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Immature or not, it was pretty darn hilarious.

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I also apologize to my brother.

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Kevin.

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I'm sorry.

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KATE: Oh, Buzz...

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...that was very nice.

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(CLAPPING)

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Kevin, do you have something to say?

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Beat that, you trout-sniffer.

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I'm not sorry. I did it because Buzz humiliated me.

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He gets away with everything, so I got him.

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Since you stupidly believe his lies...

92
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...I don't care if your Florida trip is wrecked.

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Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate?

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KATE: Kevin!

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You walk out, you sleep on the 3rd floor.

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Yeah, with me.

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So, what else is new?

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Don't wreck my trip.
Your dad's paying good money for it.

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Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

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What a troubled young man.

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They're all a bunch of jerks.

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Hi.

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Last time we tried to take a trip,
we had a problem just like this.

104
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Yeah, with me getting crapped on.

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I don't care for your choice of words.
That's not what happened.

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Buzz apologized to you.

107
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Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer.

108
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He didn't mean it. He was just sucking up to you.

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Okay, why don't you just sit up here and think things over?

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When you're ready to apologize to everyone,
you can come down.

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I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!

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Then stay up here all night.

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I don't want to go down anyway!
I can't trust anybody in this family.

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You know what? If I had my own money,
I'd go on my own vacation.

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Alone, without any of you.
And I'd have the most fun of my whole life.

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You got your wish last year.

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Maybe you will this year.

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I hope so.

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(STATUE CLANKS)

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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- We did it again!
- We did it again!

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(SCREAMING)

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(CLAMORING)

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Our McCallisters here, other McCallisters there.

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I shouldn't complain, but you give the worst wake-up calls.

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- Do you have the tickets?
- I've got them. Here's your family's.

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- How many do you have?
- Seven.

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- We have seven.
- 14!

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Seven...

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...eight...

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...nine, ten.
- How come we're not sitting together?

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This time of year, we're lucky to get on the same plane.
11, 12, 13.

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Where's Kevin?

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14.

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Good thing I have my own ticket,
just in case you try to ditch me.

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- Come on.
- I need batteries.

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I'll give them to you on the plane.

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- Here's two more.
- Why not now?

139
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Not now! What's the gate number?

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H-17.

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MAN: Better hurry, it's the last gate.
BUZZ: Dad, what gate is it?

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H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.

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00:12:03,737 --> 00:12:06,145
Kevin, you gonna take my bag? Take my bag.

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00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:08,233
Come on. Come on.

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00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:37,642
ANNOUNCER: <i>American Airlines flight 226 to New York...</i>

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<i>...is now in the final boarding process.</i>

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Come on. Come on!

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Dad, wait up!

149
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Dad, wait up!

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Wait up!

151
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Wait!

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KATE: Come on, come on!

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KEVIN: Dad, wait!

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KATE: Here we are! Here!

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LESLIE: We made it.

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Everybody here? We made it?
All right.

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Please board, the plane's leaving.

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- I'll make sure everyone gets on.
- We'll get everyone on.

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WOMAN: Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.

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- MEGAN: Bye.
- Bye-bye.

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Hey, wait up!

162
00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:42,292
Hey, guys, wait for me!

163
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- Cutting it kind of close.
- Yes.

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WOMAN: Merry Christmas.
MAN IN COAT: Merry Christmas.

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Wait!

166
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Wait!

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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay. Are you on this flight?

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00:13:56,857 --> 00:14:00,440
Yeah. My family's on the plane.
I don't want to be left here.

169
00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:03,186
- Do you have a boarding pass?
- Somewhere...

170
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:04,817
They're ready to go.

171
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,112
He dropped his pass.

172
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,902
This happened to me last year
and almost wrecked my Christmas.

173
00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:11,830
You sure your family's onboard?

174
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,160
My dad ran in right before I bumped into this lady.

175
00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:19,829
Board him.
Make sure he locates his family before you leave him.

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00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:21,508
Okay. Come on.

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00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:26,341
Do you see your family?

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00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:28,338
There's my dad.

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- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.
- You too.

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<i>In order to push back from the gate...</i>

181
00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:37,981
<i>...all passengers must have their seat belts fastened.</i>

182
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,267
So have you ever been to Florida?

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00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,561
(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

184
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:33,459
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RECORDER)

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<i>Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176
non-stop to New York.</i>

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PETER: <i>I didn 't think we'd make it.</i>

187
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Something wrong?

188
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Honey?

189
00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:59,105
I have that feeling.

190
00:16:00,197 --> 00:16:02,024
We forgot something?

191
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:06,782
No, I don't think we did, but I just have that feeling.

192
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:08,366
Just bad memories.

193
00:16:08,915 --> 00:16:13,292
We did everything, brought everything.
We have everybody.

194
00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:15,163
There's nothing to worry about.

195
00:16:17,549 --> 00:16:21,867
KATE: <i>Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine.</i>

196
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:24,338
PETER: <i>Nothing to worry about.</i>

197
00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:45,202
Mom?

198
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,116
Dad?

199
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,832
Uncle Frank?

200
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,540
Buzz?

201
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:03,963
We're the last ones off the plane.

202
00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:10,934
Where are those guys?

203
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,624
PETER: Is this Megan's?
KATE: It's Brooke's.

204
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:22,115
Give this to Brooke, this to Kevin.

205
00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,327
- Give this... Give this to Kevin.
- Give this to Kevin.

206
00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:26,701
Give this to Kevin.

207
00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:27,994
- Kevin.
- Kevin.

208
00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:30,372
- Give this to Kevin.
- Give this to Kevin.

209
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,584
- Give this to Kevin.
- Kevin.

210
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:35,459
- Give this to Kevin.
- Here you go, Kevin.

211
00:17:42,598 --> 00:17:45,089
- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.

212
00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:47,765
- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.

213
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,517
- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.

214
00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:53,229
- Kevin's not here.
- Kevin's not here.

215
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:54,895
Kevin's not here.

216
00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:56,731
Kevin's not here.

217
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,234
What!

218
00:18:02,995 --> 00:18:04,453
Kevin!

219
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,094
(GASPS)

220
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:34,810
Excuse me, this is an emergency!

221
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,614
Yes, sir?

222
00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,104
What city is that?

223
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:42,650
That's New York.

224
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,662
Yikes, I did it again!

225
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,993
Something wrong, sir?

226
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,002
I'll be fine.

227
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:10,767
Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York.

228
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,272
My family's in Florida?

229
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,811
I'm in...

230
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,324
...New York?

231
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,645
Wow.

232
00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,648
What's the child's name?

233
00:21:06,857 --> 00:21:09,562
- Kevin.
- K-E-V-l-N.

234
00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:11,734
When did you see him last?

235
00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:12,977
Curbside check-in?

236
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,525
No, I saw him at the door.
He was with us in the terminal.

237
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:22,287
Most people get separated at security.
Did everyone get through security?

238
00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:24,456
I don't know. Peter...

239
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,545
We were in a hurry.
We ran all the way to the gate.

240
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,840
When did you notice he was missing?

241
00:21:31,717 --> 00:21:34,469
When we picked up our baggage here.

242
00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:38,258
- Has the boy ever run away from home?
- No.

243
00:21:38,474 --> 00:21:41,226
Has he ever been in a situation on his own?

244
00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:49,146
As a matter of fact, this has happened before.

245
00:21:49,778 --> 00:21:52,945
KATE: It's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition.

246
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:57,402
Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

247
00:21:58,913 --> 00:22:00,407
(KNOCKING)

248
00:22:09,132 --> 00:22:12,631
He was left at home, by accident, last year.

249
00:22:13,678 --> 00:22:18,471
That's what my wife meant
calling it a McCallister family travel tradition.

250
00:22:20,227 --> 00:22:21,935
We'll call Chicago and...

251
00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:24,429
...notify them of the situation.

252
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,015
The odds are that's where he is.

253
00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:28,777
Thanks.

254
00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:32,239
Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.

255
00:22:45,421 --> 00:22:46,963
(HORN HONKS)

256
00:22:47,214 --> 00:22:48,922
DRIVER: Watch out, kid!

257
00:23:01,521 --> 00:23:03,561
WORKER: Yo, where's your manifest?

258
00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:10,860
Here we are, Marv, New York City.

259
00:23:11,115 --> 00:23:13,321
The land of opportunity.

260
00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:15,821
Smell that?

261
00:23:16,245 --> 00:23:17,245
Yeah.

262
00:23:17,288 --> 00:23:18,747
Know what that is?

263
00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:21,578
- Fish.
- It's freedom.

264
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,584
No, it's fish.

265
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,873
- It's freedom and it's money.
- Okay, okay.

266
00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:28,090
It's freedom.

267
00:23:28,216 --> 00:23:30,624
Come on, let's go before someone sees us.

268
00:23:31,052 --> 00:23:32,511
And it's fish.

269
00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:40,767
Yes, one quick score.

270
00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:43,691
We get ourselves some phony passports...

271
00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:46,777
...and we hightail it to some foreign country.

272
00:23:47,445 --> 00:23:48,773
Arizona?

273
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,118
That's very smart, Marv.

274
00:23:56,371 --> 00:23:59,289
You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santy Claus?

275
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:00,791
Every bit helps.

276
00:24:01,293 --> 00:24:03,867
Besides, now we got our new nickname.

277
00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:06,711
We're the Sticky Bandits!

278
00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:08,800
Real cute.

279
00:24:09,385 --> 00:24:10,879
Very cute.

280
00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:31,692
"The Plaza Hotel.
New York's most exciting hotel experience."

281
00:24:44,506 --> 00:24:46,333
Sick!

282
00:25:43,277 --> 00:25:44,736
What's the matter?

283
00:25:45,237 --> 00:25:47,029
Thought I saw something.

284
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,080
(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

285
00:26:02,547 --> 00:26:05,169
Serves you right! Come on, let's go.

286
00:26:05,467 --> 00:26:07,258
I think she likes me.

287
00:26:09,138 --> 00:26:10,138
Ahh.

288
00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:46,050
Excuse me, where's the lobby?

289
00:26:46,302 --> 00:26:49,173
- Down the hall and to the left.
- Thanks.

290
00:27:03,028 --> 00:27:04,404
Wow.

291
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:15,246
ANNOUNCER ON RECORDER:
<i>Guests of the new</i> Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong...

292
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,169
<i>...stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:</i>

293
00:27:18,378 --> 00:27:20,786
<i>New York's most exciting hotel experience.</i>

294
00:27:21,048 --> 00:27:22,874
<i>For reservations, call toll-free...</i>

295
00:27:23,091 --> 00:27:27,041
<i>...1-800-759-3000.</i>

296
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,465
I'll do just that.

297
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,020
KEVIN: Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister. The father.

298
00:27:34,312 --> 00:27:35,936
I'd like a hotel room.

299
00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:38,644
With an extra-large bed, a TV...

300
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,771
...and one of those little refrigerators with a key.

301
00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,480
Credit card? You got it.

302
00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:50,402
Plaza Reservations, may I help you?

303
00:27:50,662 --> 00:27:53,382
KEVIN ON RECORDER IN SLOW SPEED:
<i>Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister.</i>

304
00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:54,993
<i>The father.</i>

305
00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:57,000
- WOMAN: <i>Yes, sir.
- I'd like a hotel room.</i>

306
00:27:57,253 --> 00:28:00,503
- WOMAN: <i>Yes.
- With an extra-large bed, a TV...</i>

307
00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:04,589
<i>...and one of those little refrigerators with a key.</i>

308
00:28:05,261 --> 00:28:07,301
You'll need a major credit card.

309
00:28:07,639 --> 00:28:10,212
<i>Credit card? You got it.</i>

310
00:28:11,017 --> 00:28:13,224
WOMAN: <i>Thank you. Enjoy your stay.</i>

311
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:18,484
CONCIERGE: Yes, two at eight, Henri.

312
00:28:18,509 --> 00:28:19,632
Mr. Yamamoto.

313
00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:21,736
Hold on a second.

314
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:27,816
I'll call you back.

315
00:28:31,206 --> 00:28:32,206
Hi.

316
00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:37,910
Can I help you?

317
00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:39,998
Reservation for McCallister.

318
00:28:42,176 --> 00:28:44,168
A reservation for yourself?

319
00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:48,842
My feet are hardly touching the ground.
I can barely see over the counter.

320
00:28:49,308 --> 00:28:51,597
How can I make a reservation for a room?

321
00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:55,887
Think about it:
A kid going into a hotel making a reservation?

322
00:28:56,858 --> 00:28:57,973
I don't think so.

323
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,189
I'm confused.

324
00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:05,106
I'm traveling with my dad.
He's on business. He's at a meeting.

325
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:09,579
I hate meetings.
I'm not allowed to go in, only to sit in the lobby.

326
00:29:09,997 --> 00:29:10,997
That's boring.

327
00:29:11,373 --> 00:29:12,832
So my dad dropped me off.

328
00:29:14,168 --> 00:29:17,371
Gave me his credit card and said to have check-in...

329
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:20,797
...let me in the room so I won't get into mischief.

330
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,416
Ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.

331
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,759
We all do.

332
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,012
Merry Christmas.

333
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:33,725
No sign of him.

334
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,811
We'll need to be in touch.
You have hotel rooms?

335
00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:41,402
- Yeah.
- Do you have a recent photo of him?

336
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,400
I have one in my wallet.

337
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,321
I don't have my wallet.

338
00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,454
My wallet's in my bag.

339
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:55,415
Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport.
He has my wallet.

340
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,755
- Did you have credit cards?
- Credit cards, money...

341
00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:01,255
We'll notify the credit card companies.

342
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:06,089
If your son has the cards,
we can get a location on him when he uses them.

343
00:30:06,349 --> 00:30:09,219
I don't think he knows how to use a credit card.

344
00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:13,268
Wow! It worked!

345
00:30:17,527 --> 00:30:19,401
- Cedric.
- Yes?

346
00:30:19,655 --> 00:30:22,739
- Don't count your tips in public.
- I'm sorry.

347
00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:27,323
And find out everything you can about that young fellow.

348
00:30:28,664 --> 00:30:30,242
Front, please!

349
00:30:35,046 --> 00:30:37,086
Enjoy your stay with us.

350
00:30:37,298 --> 00:30:40,253
Don't forget to remind your dad, when he arrives...

351
00:30:40,468 --> 00:30:43,386
...he must come down and sign a couple of things.

352
00:30:43,597 --> 00:30:46,847
- Thank you, you've been helpful.
- CEDRIC: May I take your bag?

353
00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:53,189
Up here to your left.

354
00:30:53,983 --> 00:30:56,652
Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.

355
00:30:56,903 --> 00:30:58,231
The vacuum guy?

356
00:30:58,488 --> 00:31:00,694
No, the president.

357
00:31:05,578 --> 00:31:08,414
This is one of our finest suites, sir.

358
00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:18,215
This is great!

359
00:31:23,598 --> 00:31:27,181
Wow! A huge bed just for me!

360
00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:36,729
Luxurious and spacious.

361
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,190
How convenient.

362
00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,071
Hey.

363
00:31:51,461 --> 00:31:55,126
Did you want the key in the bag?
Or did you want to hang on to it?

364
00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:56,757
I'll hang on to it.

365
00:32:00,303 --> 00:32:01,798
Everything all right?

366
00:32:02,014 --> 00:32:04,339
- Is the temperature okay?
- It's okay.

367
00:32:04,725 --> 00:32:08,426
- Do you know how the TV works?
- I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.

368
00:32:09,605 --> 00:32:10,980
Well...

369
00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:15,850
I'm sorry.

370
00:32:21,284 --> 00:32:23,954
And there's plenty more where that came from.

371
00:32:26,331 --> 00:32:27,660
Thank you.

372
00:32:55,237 --> 00:32:57,728
Would you mind if I worked on my cannonballs?

373
00:32:58,532 --> 00:32:59,532
No.

374
00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:01,326
Thanks.

375
00:33:14,841 --> 00:33:16,252
KEVIN: Yikes!

376
00:33:37,657 --> 00:33:40,065
This is a vacation.

377
00:33:40,994 --> 00:33:42,536
<i>Hold it right there!</i>

378
00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,913
<i>It's me, Johnny.</i>

379
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:46,666
<i>I knew it was you.</i>

380
00:33:47,042 --> 00:33:49,664
<i>I could smell you getting off the elevator.</i>

381
00:33:51,088 --> 00:33:54,789
- Two scoops, sir?
- Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.

382
00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:59,054
- DAME: <i>Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.</i>
- Thank you.

383
00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:01,719
<i>You was here last night too, wasn 't you?</i>

384
00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:04,848
<i>I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.</i>

385
00:34:05,061 --> 00:34:07,469
She was not. She was smooching your brother.

386
00:34:07,898 --> 00:34:11,516
<i>You was here and you was smooching with my brother.</i>

387
00:34:11,735 --> 00:34:13,360
- DAME: <i>That's a dirty lie.</i>
- See?

388
00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:16,441
<i>Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody!</i>

389
00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:19,237
<i>Snuffy, Al, Leo...</i>

390
00:34:19,452 --> 00:34:23,865
<i>...Little Moe with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...</i>

391
00:34:24,082 --> 00:34:25,873
<i>I could go on forever, baby.</i>

392
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,750
DAME: <i>You have me all wrong!</i>

393
00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:29,002
JOHNNY: <i>All right...</i>

394
00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:30,451
<i>...I believe you.</i>

395
00:34:30,714 --> 00:34:33,003
<i>But my Tommy gun don 't!</i>

396
00:34:33,550 --> 00:34:34,795
<i>Johnny!</i>

397
00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:37,212
<i>You're the only duck in my pond!</i>

398
00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:40,099
<i>Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.</i>

399
00:34:40,307 --> 00:34:43,143
DAME: <i>Baby! I'm over the moon for you!</i>

400
00:34:43,352 --> 00:34:45,179
<i>You gotta do better than that!</i>

401
00:34:45,938 --> 00:34:50,980
<i>If my love was an ocean,
Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.</i>

402
00:34:52,403 --> 00:34:55,440
<i>Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.</i>

403
00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:58,240
<i>That's why I'm letting you go.</i>

404
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:02,705
<i>I'm gonna give you till the count of three,
to get your lousy...</i>

405
00:35:03,165 --> 00:35:04,165
<i>...lying...</i>

406
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:08,123
<i>...lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door!</i>

407
00:35:08,629 --> 00:35:10,254
She's rat bait.

408
00:35:10,548 --> 00:35:11,548
<i>One!</i>

409
00:35:12,842 --> 00:35:13,842
<i>Two!</i>

410
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,223
(LAUGHING)

411
00:35:22,727 --> 00:35:23,727
<i>Three!</i>

412
00:35:24,312 --> 00:35:27,183
<i>Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.</i>

413
00:35:29,234 --> 00:35:31,144
<i>And a Happy New Year.</i>

414
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,230
Housekeeping.

415
00:36:46,358 --> 00:36:50,771
FRANK OVER RECORDER: <i>We know a guy who can do the cool jerk</i>

416
00:36:51,989 --> 00:36:56,236
<i>We know a guy who can do the cool jerk</i>

417
00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:59,946
<i>This cat they're talkin ' about</i>

418
00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:02,786
<i>I wonder who could it be</i>

419
00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:05,960
<i>'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat</i>

420
00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:09,130
<i>The heaviest cat you ever did see</i>

421
00:37:09,383 --> 00:37:12,052
<i>When they see me
Walkin ' down the street</i>

422
00:37:12,303 --> 00:37:14,972
<i>None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey</i>

423
00:37:15,181 --> 00:37:18,051
<i>On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know</i>

424
00:37:18,309 --> 00:37:22,639
<i>I'm the king of the cool jerks</i>

425
00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:29,894
<i>Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly!</i>

426
00:37:30,447 --> 00:37:31,478
Uh...

427
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:36,442
<i>Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.</i>

428
00:37:38,622 --> 00:37:40,200
Oh, my foot!

429
00:38:13,034 --> 00:38:15,655
Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

430
00:38:33,055 --> 00:38:34,170
Uncle Rob lives here.

431
00:38:34,765 --> 00:38:37,767
If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them.

432
00:38:38,061 --> 00:38:40,682
They usually give pretty good presents.

433
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,586
Good night, Mom.

434
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,878
Good night, Kevin.

435
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:17,533
Your drawers, sir.

436
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:22,578
Don't flash these babies around here!
There could be girls on this floor!

437
00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:24,505
I was very careful, sir.

438
00:40:24,841 --> 00:40:27,463
You can't be too careful with underwear.

439
00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:28,840
I understand.

440
00:40:29,554 --> 00:40:31,927
I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.

441
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:36,556
That won't be necessary, sir.
I still have some tip left over.

442
00:40:38,189 --> 00:40:39,351
No tip?

443
00:40:39,732 --> 00:40:41,012
Okay.

444
00:40:42,068 --> 00:40:44,357
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!

445
00:40:47,574 --> 00:40:50,195
The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi...

446
00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:51,910
Mr. McCallister.

447
00:40:55,207 --> 00:40:56,535
Excuse me.

448
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:57,913
Sure.

449
00:41:01,213 --> 00:41:03,122
And how are we this morning?

450
00:41:03,382 --> 00:41:06,502
- Fine. Is my transportation here?
- Out in front, sir.

451
00:41:06,761 --> 00:41:09,168
A limousine and a pizza.

452
00:41:09,388 --> 00:41:11,049
Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

453
00:41:11,724 --> 00:41:14,642
I do hope your father understands that last night...

454
00:41:14,894 --> 00:41:18,429
...I was simply checking to see
that everything was in order.

455
00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:20,226
Oh, he was pretty mad.

456
00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:21,525
He was?

457
00:41:21,735 --> 00:41:25,187
He said he didn't come here to have his naked rear spied on.

458
00:41:25,948 --> 00:41:27,442
Of course not.

459
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,657
Will he be down soon?

460
00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:31,073
He already left.

461
00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:36,993
I would've liked to have offered my personal apology.

462
00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:40,585
If a guy saw you in the shower, would you want to see him?

463
00:41:41,381 --> 00:41:42,875
I suppose not.

464
00:41:43,174 --> 00:41:45,167
I don't think you'll see him again.

465
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,167
I understand.

466
00:41:48,805 --> 00:41:50,051
Bye.

467
00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:54,434
Have a lovely day.

468
00:42:03,696 --> 00:42:05,819
McCallister...

469
00:42:18,712 --> 00:42:21,334
- Good morning, Mr. McCallister.
- Morning.

470
00:42:28,681 --> 00:42:31,801
Mr. McCallister, here's your very own...

471
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:33,638
...cheese pizza.

472
00:42:55,543 --> 00:42:57,785
- Hello?
- Hello.

473
00:42:58,004 --> 00:42:59,415
Know any good toy stores?

474
00:43:00,006 --> 00:43:01,465
Yes, sir.

475
00:43:13,104 --> 00:43:14,349
Ahh.

476
00:43:19,611 --> 00:43:20,986
Bingo!

477
00:43:36,295 --> 00:43:39,380
Get outta here! Go on, get outta here! Get outta here!

478
00:43:39,590 --> 00:43:41,832
Beat it! Beat it! Get outta here!

479
00:43:42,093 --> 00:43:45,794
Hey, Marv! Get over here! I gotta talk to you!

480
00:43:55,983 --> 00:43:57,477
Whoa, whoa!

481
00:43:59,945 --> 00:44:03,445
- Would you like a scarf?
- Forget about that, we gotta talk.

482
00:44:04,784 --> 00:44:09,031
We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big:
Banks, jewelry stores...

483
00:44:09,664 --> 00:44:13,579
We don't want goods.
We need cash and we need it now.

484
00:44:13,793 --> 00:44:15,038
How about...

485
00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:16,493
...hotels?

486
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:18,463
Tourists carry lots of cash.

487
00:44:18,674 --> 00:44:23,585
I got a better idea.
Stores ain't depositing cash on Christmas Eve.

488
00:44:24,054 --> 00:44:29,013
The stores that will have cash are the ones
dealing in moderate priced goods.

489
00:44:29,268 --> 00:44:30,466
Right. Right.

490
00:44:30,728 --> 00:44:34,429
Ergo, what store's gonna make
the most cash on Christmas Eve...

491
00:44:34,691 --> 00:44:36,482
...that nobody's gonna rob?

492
00:44:37,402 --> 00:44:38,433
Candy stores.

493
00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:41,737
Nine-year-olds rob candy stores.

494
00:44:42,824 --> 00:44:44,616
This is what I had in mind:

495
00:44:46,870 --> 00:44:49,575
That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant!

496
00:44:51,917 --> 00:44:55,666
Nobody's dumb enough to knock off a toy store
on Christmas Eve.

497
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,754
Oh, yes, there is.

498
00:45:15,901 --> 00:45:19,436
DRIVER: Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest.

499
00:45:20,364 --> 00:45:22,571
Merry Christmas, Kevin.

500
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,122
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)

501
00:45:57,988 --> 00:46:03,030
(TOY CLICKING)

502
00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:07,997
This is the greatest accident of my life.

503
00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:28,309
Marv. Marv!

504
00:46:28,562 --> 00:46:31,598
Hey, nice house. But there's no bathroom in it.

505
00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:35,564
So, what's the plan?

506
00:46:35,778 --> 00:46:40,440
Everyone leaves for a holiday off.
We come out of our houses.

507
00:46:43,953 --> 00:46:44,953
Yeah, then what?

508
00:46:45,163 --> 00:46:47,488
We empty the registers and walk out.

509
00:46:47,749 --> 00:46:49,742
Great plan, Harry!

510
00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:53,713
MR. DUNCAN: Well, now, thank you and Merry Christmas.

511
00:46:53,922 --> 00:46:55,998
Say hello to the family.

512
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,379
Let me see.

513
00:47:02,348 --> 00:47:03,676
You shopping alone?

514
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,275
In New York?

515
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,160
Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.

516
00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:10,807
- I was just checking.
- That's very responsible of you.

517
00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:12,476
Oh, well, thank you.

518
00:47:12,734 --> 00:47:14,193
My pleasure.

519
00:47:14,444 --> 00:47:18,941
That'll be $23.75.

520
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,197
My, my, my. Where did you get all that money?

521
00:47:25,456 --> 00:47:27,698
- I have a lot of grandmothers.
- Oh.

522
00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:30,000
Well, that explains it.

523
00:47:32,130 --> 00:47:36,459
This is a nice store.
One of the finer toy dealerships I've visited.

524
00:47:36,676 --> 00:47:37,707
Well, thank you.

525
00:47:37,927 --> 00:47:39,885
Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy...

526
00:47:40,096 --> 00:47:43,181
...letting kids come in here and play with his toys.

527
00:47:43,433 --> 00:47:45,343
Most toy stores prohibit that.

528
00:47:45,561 --> 00:47:46,723
- Is that so?
- Yes.

529
00:47:46,979 --> 00:47:49,221
Well, he loves kids.

530
00:47:49,481 --> 00:47:53,610
As a matter of fact,
all the money the store takes in today...

531
00:47:53,861 --> 00:47:57,028
...Mr. Duncan is donating to the Children's Hospital.

532
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,363
And the day after Christmas...

533
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:02,742
...we empty out all the money in the cash register...

534
00:48:02,954 --> 00:48:06,121
...and Mr. Duncan takes it right down to the hospital.

535
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,780
That's generous of him.

536
00:48:08,001 --> 00:48:11,335
Well, children bring him a lot of joy...

537
00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:14,839
...as they do to everyone who appreciates them.

538
00:48:20,556 --> 00:48:25,515
I'm not supposed to spend this,
but I have $20 in a jar in our garage...

539
00:48:25,728 --> 00:48:29,678
...where my brother can't find it.
So I can pay my mother back.

540
00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:33,939
So give this to Mr. Duncan.
The hospital needs it more than I do.

541
00:48:34,154 --> 00:48:38,733
Besides, I'll probably spend it on stuff
that will rot my teeth and mind.

542
00:48:41,412 --> 00:48:44,863
Ah, that's...
That's very sweet of you.

543
00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:47,831
You see that tree there?

544
00:48:48,086 --> 00:48:51,751
Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity...

545
00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:54,670
...I'll let you select an object from that tree...

546
00:48:54,884 --> 00:48:58,004
...to take home with you.
- For free?

547
00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:02,093
- May I make a suggestion?
- Okay.

548
00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:04,432
Take the turtledoves.

549
00:49:05,062 --> 00:49:06,391
I can have two?

550
00:49:06,605 --> 00:49:10,983
Well, "two turtledoves."
And I tell you what you do.

551
00:49:11,235 --> 00:49:12,813
You keep one...

552
00:49:13,237 --> 00:49:17,022
...and give the other one to a very special person.

553
00:49:17,617 --> 00:49:19,491
You see, turtledoves...

554
00:49:19,995 --> 00:49:23,031
...are a symbol of friendship and love.

555
00:49:23,331 --> 00:49:26,783
Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove...

556
00:49:27,044 --> 00:49:29,617
...you'll be friends forever.

557
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:34,044
Wow, I never knew that.
I thought they were just part of a song.

558
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:38,044
They are. And for that very special reason.

559
00:49:39,098 --> 00:49:40,098
Wow.

560
00:49:40,433 --> 00:49:41,433
Thanks.

561
00:49:41,684 --> 00:49:42,929
Merry Christmas.

562
00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,137
Merry Christmas to you too.

563
00:49:45,438 --> 00:49:48,226
Me sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's nippy.

564
00:49:49,067 --> 00:49:51,558
Oh. I'll do that.

565
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,192
Well, where to?

566
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,489
You promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo.

567
00:50:41,957 --> 00:50:44,578
Hey, look who it is.

568
00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:49,922
Come on, let's get him.

569
00:50:55,805 --> 00:50:56,968
HARRY: Hi, pal.

570
00:51:03,647 --> 00:51:05,022
(GASPS)

571
00:51:05,399 --> 00:51:06,727
(SCREAMS)

572
00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:17,740
Come on.

573
00:51:33,262 --> 00:51:34,637
MAN 1: Hey!

574
00:51:39,935 --> 00:51:41,346
MAN 2: Hey, watch it, man!

575
00:51:41,604 --> 00:51:43,146
(GLASS BREAKS)

576
00:51:43,564 --> 00:51:47,977
Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush.
Two for $5. Two for $5.

577
00:51:48,444 --> 00:51:49,855
Four for 10.

578
00:51:50,321 --> 00:51:51,484
There he is!

579
00:51:52,032 --> 00:51:53,111
All right.

580
00:51:54,075 --> 00:51:56,317
- Thanks.
- Merry Christmas, dude.

581
00:52:25,818 --> 00:52:27,360
BOTH: Whoa!

582
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,229
Oh...

583
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,075
Yes!

584
00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:37,786
WOMAN: Thank you for your suggestion.
CONCIERGE: My duty. My pleasure.

585
00:52:49,593 --> 00:52:51,882
Help! There's two guys after me!

586
00:52:52,471 --> 00:52:55,971
What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your...

587
00:52:56,559 --> 00:52:58,598
...stolen credit card?

588
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,474
Let's see what the police have to say about this.

589
00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:09,946
HARRY: Get up! Get up!

590
00:53:11,283 --> 00:53:12,907
Come on! Let's go get him.

591
00:53:15,037 --> 00:53:17,706
Get back here, you little thief!

592
00:53:20,626 --> 00:53:21,705
Stop that child!

593
00:53:25,590 --> 00:53:26,835
Grab him!

594
00:53:31,763 --> 00:53:33,590
Whoa!

595
00:53:36,351 --> 00:53:37,893
(GROANING)

596
00:53:41,690 --> 00:53:43,517
You little sh...

597
00:53:45,569 --> 00:53:47,811
I've committed credit card fraud.

598
00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:49,987
CONCIERGE: Get me security!

599
00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:53,236
We've got to stop that delinquent!

600
00:53:53,494 --> 00:53:56,449
Come along, Cedric!

601
00:54:14,684 --> 00:54:18,017
I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home.

602
00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:30,366
<i>Hold it!</i>

603
00:54:32,494 --> 00:54:34,238
This is the Concierge, sir!

604
00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:37,247
<i>I knew it was you.</i>

605
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,576
<i>I could smell you getting off the elevator.</i>

606
00:54:42,338 --> 00:54:44,461
JOHNNY: <i>You was here last night too, wasn 't you?</i>

607
00:54:46,759 --> 00:54:48,799
Yes, sir.

608
00:54:49,012 --> 00:54:50,012
I was.

609
00:54:50,513 --> 00:54:53,764
<i>You was here and you was smooching with my brother.</i>

610
00:54:54,685 --> 00:54:56,309
Bu...

611
00:54:57,521 --> 00:54:59,181
You're mistaken, sir.

612
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:02,775
<i>Don 't give me that. You've smooched everybody.</i>

613
00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:07,488
<i>Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg...</i>

614
00:55:07,824 --> 00:55:09,947
<i>...Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...</i>

615
00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,410
(GASPS)

616
00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:14,871
No!

617
00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:18,119
It's a lie!

618
00:55:18,335 --> 00:55:20,707
JOHNNY: <i>I could go on forever, baby.</i>

619
00:55:21,213 --> 00:55:23,834
I'm terribly sorry, sir.

620
00:55:24,049 --> 00:55:25,709
I'm afraid you're mistaken.

621
00:55:26,343 --> 00:55:28,051
We're looking for a young man.

622
00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,759
<i>All right, I believe you...</i>

623
00:55:31,015 --> 00:55:32,474
<i>...but my Tommy gun don 't.</i>

624
00:55:32,725 --> 00:55:33,804
(GASPS)

625
00:55:34,018 --> 00:55:36,688
<i>Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.</i>

626
00:55:39,941 --> 00:55:41,352
On your knees.

627
00:55:50,202 --> 00:55:52,610
I love you!

628
00:55:53,247 --> 00:55:55,156
(LAUGHS)

629
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,493
<i>You gotta do better than that!</i>

630
00:55:59,212 --> 00:56:01,251
I love you!

631
00:56:03,132 --> 00:56:04,710
JOHNNY: <i>Maybe I'm off my hinges...</i>

632
00:56:05,176 --> 00:56:06,208
<i>...but I believe you.</i>

633
00:56:06,469 --> 00:56:08,877
<i>That's why I'm gonna let you go.</i>

634
00:56:09,765 --> 00:56:13,763
<i>I'm gonna give you till the count of three
to get your lousy...</i>

635
00:56:14,269 --> 00:56:16,262
<i>...lying, low-down...</i>

636
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,936
<i>...four-flushing carcass out my door!</i>

637
00:56:21,027 --> 00:56:22,272
<i>- One!</i>
- Open the door!

638
00:56:22,528 --> 00:56:23,528
<i>Two!</i>

639
00:56:26,032 --> 00:56:28,025
(GUNFIRE ON TV)

640
00:56:38,045 --> 00:56:39,420
<i>Three.</i>

641
00:56:39,838 --> 00:56:42,875
JOHNNY: <i>Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.</i>

642
00:56:45,428 --> 00:56:47,467
JOHNNY: <i>And a happy new year.</i>

643
00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:52,809
Stay in your rooms!
This is an emergency!

644
00:56:53,478 --> 00:56:56,847
There's an insane guest with a gun!

645
00:57:07,326 --> 00:57:08,701
No!

646
00:57:12,039 --> 00:57:13,949
Come to Papa!

647
00:57:15,918 --> 00:57:19,584
Round trip to Miami.
What's the matter, get on the wrong plane?

648
00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:21,583
You won't be needing this.

649
00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:26,053
American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy.

650
00:57:27,973 --> 00:57:32,137
We spent 9 months in jail
thinking we had the worst luck in the universe.

651
00:57:32,394 --> 00:57:33,805
We were wrong.

652
00:57:34,063 --> 00:57:37,562
We busted out and we're doing fine.
Even better...

653
00:57:37,817 --> 00:57:41,233
...because we're not robbing houses,
we're robbing toy stores.

654
00:57:41,446 --> 00:57:44,612
At midnight tonight, we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest.

655
00:57:44,824 --> 00:57:46,532
Five floors of cash.

656
00:57:46,785 --> 00:57:50,368
Then after that, we grab some phony passports and go to Rio.

657
00:57:50,622 --> 00:57:54,406
- You want to shut up?
- He's not gonna talk to anybody.

658
00:57:54,668 --> 00:57:56,708
Except maybe a fish.

659
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:57,952
Or the undertaker.

660
00:57:58,213 --> 00:58:03,172
Let's go to the subway tunnel.
I'll feel better once I get him on ice.

661
00:58:05,346 --> 00:58:06,544
HARRY: I've got a gun.

662
00:58:06,806 --> 00:58:10,471
Say anything and you'll be spitting gum
out through your forehead.

663
00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:32,290
Well, hello.

664
00:58:36,129 --> 00:58:37,129
He did it!

665
00:58:37,881 --> 00:58:38,912
Did what?

666
00:58:41,843 --> 00:58:43,219
Thanks!

667
00:58:46,431 --> 00:58:48,471
HARRY: Go get him.
MARV: He went in the park.

668
00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,517
HARRY: What are you doing flirting?!

669
00:58:53,022 --> 00:58:55,774
(KIDS SHOUTING)

670
00:59:26,307 --> 00:59:27,422
Over there!

671
00:59:34,149 --> 00:59:35,976
BOY: Don't!
GIRL: Give it!

672
00:59:37,319 --> 00:59:38,319
MARV: Hey, Harry.

673
00:59:38,779 --> 00:59:40,059
- I got him.
- Let me see!

674
00:59:40,322 --> 00:59:43,193
That ain't him! Put him down. That ain't him.

675
00:59:43,909 --> 00:59:48,239
We should've shot him.
I hate pulling a job, knowing that creep's loose.

676
00:59:48,456 --> 00:59:51,955
- What can he do? Kids are helpless.
- Not this kid.

677
00:59:52,210 --> 00:59:56,623
But this time
he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies.

678
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,624
He's in the park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the park.

679
01:00:00,844 --> 01:00:04,794
Yeah. Grown men come in the park and don't leave alive.

680
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,891
Good luck, little fella.

681
01:00:18,905 --> 01:00:20,613
KEVIN: <i>I want to go home.</i>

682
01:00:21,408 --> 01:00:23,317
<i>Mom, where are you?</i>

683
01:00:24,286 --> 01:00:27,038
(THUNDER BOOMS)

684
01:00:27,331 --> 01:00:30,000
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

685
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:52,767
(PHONE RINGS)

686
01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:54,353
Turn that down!

687
01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:57,995
- Hello?
- COP: <i>Kate McCallister.</i>

688
01:00:58,088 --> 01:00:59,631
- This is she.
<i>- We found him.</i>

689
01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:01,241
- Oh, my God!
- What?

690
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,408
- They know where Kevin is.
- Where?

691
01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,654
<i>- He's in New York City.</i>
- New York!

692
01:01:05,872 --> 01:01:07,117
New York?

693
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:09,833
What?

694
01:01:10,543 --> 01:01:13,628
- He's scared, he's not a troublemaker.
- What? What?

695
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:17,967
Just a second.
He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel.

696
01:01:19,011 --> 01:01:20,671
- Do they have him?
- Is he there?

697
01:01:20,888 --> 01:01:23,177
<i>- No, they're still looking.</i>
- Damn it!

698
01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:25,928
<i>- Get to New York.</i>
- We're on the next flight out.

699
01:01:26,185 --> 01:01:28,392
Thanks. We're going to New York, move it!

700
01:01:28,604 --> 01:01:29,802
Yes!

701
01:01:31,107 --> 01:01:35,057
He ran away when they asked about the card.
He must be scared!

702
01:01:35,570 --> 01:01:38,488
- Would he go to my brother's?
- Aren't they in Paris?

703
01:01:38,907 --> 01:01:42,359
- Maybe they have a housesitter.
- Aren't they renovating?

704
01:02:13,569 --> 01:02:15,229
(KNOCKING)

705
01:02:22,370 --> 01:02:23,864
Hello?!

706
01:02:24,789 --> 01:02:27,541
Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!

707
01:02:27,792 --> 01:02:29,702
Anybody home?!

708
01:02:30,545 --> 01:02:31,625
Hello!

709
01:02:32,214 --> 01:02:33,791
Anybody home?

710
01:02:34,049 --> 01:02:36,801
It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!

711
01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:39,094
Uncle Rob!

712
01:02:39,346 --> 01:02:40,924
Aunt Georgette!

713
01:03:02,746 --> 01:03:05,368
(MUMBLES)

714
01:03:24,394 --> 01:03:26,470
Watch it, kid!

715
01:03:26,730 --> 01:03:28,770
(MAN CACKLES)

716
01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:36,237
You looking for someone to read you a bedtime story?

717
01:03:36,491 --> 01:03:38,982
(WOMEN LAUGHING)

718
01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:43,664
Taxi!

719
01:03:56,637 --> 01:03:58,796
It's scary out there.

720
01:04:00,516 --> 01:04:01,892
Ain't much better in here.

721
01:04:02,143 --> 01:04:03,174
(GASPS)

722
01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:32,460
I don't ever want to take a vacation like this again.

723
01:04:44,021 --> 01:04:46,097
(WINGS FLAPPING)

724
01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:04,750
KEVIN: Where did you come from?

725
01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:06,745
I don't have enough for everybody.

726
01:05:07,087 --> 01:05:09,376
How hungry are you guys?

727
01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:13,084
You guys ate all my food.

728
01:05:28,318 --> 01:05:30,394
(SCREAMS)

729
01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:17,235
I'm sorry I screamed in your face.
You were trying to help me, right?

730
01:06:20,832 --> 01:06:22,659
I'm Kevin McCallister.

731
01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,002
Your birds are real nice.

732
01:06:26,338 --> 01:06:27,714
I've seen you before.

733
01:06:27,965 --> 01:06:30,041
You had pigeons all over you.

734
01:06:30,301 --> 01:06:34,595
At first, you look scary,
but when I think about it, it's not so bad.

735
01:06:34,889 --> 01:06:37,427
They must like you to be all over you.

736
01:06:39,185 --> 01:06:41,558
If I'm bothering you, I can leave.

737
01:06:41,813 --> 01:06:43,224
Am I bothering you?

738
01:06:44,774 --> 01:06:46,020
No.

739
01:06:46,943 --> 01:06:49,269
Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?

740
01:06:51,615 --> 01:06:52,813
No.

741
01:06:57,330 --> 01:07:00,247
Will the pigeons come back on their own or do you call them?

742
01:07:11,887 --> 01:07:12,887
LADY: Give me your hand.

743
01:07:16,058 --> 01:07:17,058
(GRAIN SPILLING)

744
01:07:17,309 --> 01:07:18,934
They can hear it.

745
01:07:36,246 --> 01:07:37,491
This is great!

746
01:07:41,794 --> 01:07:43,204
It's pretty cold out.

747
01:07:43,462 --> 01:07:47,127
I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate. How about you?

748
01:07:47,341 --> 01:07:48,341
My treat.

749
01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:55,809
KEVIN: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park.

750
01:07:56,059 --> 01:07:58,016
Can we go someplace warm?

751
01:07:58,395 --> 01:07:59,395
LADY: Yes.

752
01:07:59,563 --> 01:08:01,021
I know a place.

753
01:08:04,109 --> 01:08:07,644
(ORCHESTRA PLAYS)

754
01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:12,737
(ORCHESTRA PLAYS "O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL")

755
01:08:48,031 --> 01:08:49,940
Nice music.

756
01:08:51,368 --> 01:08:53,444
This place is great.

757
01:08:53,870 --> 01:08:56,658
LADY: I've heard the world's great music from here.

758
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,742
Ella Fitzgerald. Count Masie.

759
01:09:01,003 --> 01:09:02,711
Frank Sinatra.

760
01:09:03,047 --> 01:09:05,123
Luciano Pavarotti.

761
01:09:10,305 --> 01:09:12,096
Do you bring your friends here?

762
01:09:14,309 --> 01:09:15,851
I haven't got many friends.

763
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,223
Sorry.

764
01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:21,139
I'm like the birds I care for.

765
01:09:22,067 --> 01:09:26,195
People pass me in the street.
They see me but they try to ignore me.

766
01:09:26,447 --> 01:09:28,523
They prefer I wasn't in their city.

767
01:09:29,075 --> 01:09:33,951
Yeah. It's like that with my family.
I'm like the pigeon of the house...

768
01:09:34,205 --> 01:09:35,747
...just because I'm the youngest.

769
01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,742
Everyone fights for position.

770
01:09:39,127 --> 01:09:40,787
Everyone wants to be seen...

771
01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,046
...and heard.

772
01:09:42,547 --> 01:09:43,627
I guess so.

773
01:09:43,882 --> 01:09:48,343
I'm seen and heard pretty much.
But I get sent to my room a lot too.

774
01:09:51,265 --> 01:09:53,423
I wasn't always like this.

775
01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:56,052
What were you like before?

776
01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:59,440
I had a job. I had a home.

777
01:09:59,982 --> 01:10:02,189
- I had a family.
- Any kids?

778
01:10:03,736 --> 01:10:04,899
No.

779
01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,440
I wanted them.

780
01:10:08,116 --> 01:10:11,616
But the man I loved fell out of love with me.

781
01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:13,742
That broke my heart.

782
01:10:14,665 --> 01:10:17,203
When the chance to be loved came along again...

783
01:10:18,294 --> 01:10:20,121
...I ran away from it.

784
01:10:20,838 --> 01:10:22,630
I stopped trusting people.

785
01:10:23,174 --> 01:10:27,006
No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.

786
01:10:27,428 --> 01:10:30,133
I was afraid of getting my heart broken again.

787
01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:33,173
Sometimes you can trust a person...

788
01:10:33,435 --> 01:10:37,219
...and then, when things are down, they forget about you.

789
01:10:38,148 --> 01:10:39,940
Maybe they're just too busy.

790
01:10:40,192 --> 01:10:43,941
Maybe they don't forget about you,
but they forget to remember you.

791
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:46,106
People don't mean to forget.

792
01:10:46,365 --> 01:10:48,025
My grandfather says...

793
01:10:48,284 --> 01:10:52,531
...if my head wasn't screwed on,
I'd leave it on the school bus.

794
01:10:53,081 --> 01:10:56,782
I'm just afraid if I do trust someone,
I'll get my heart broken.

795
01:10:57,252 --> 01:10:58,331
I understand.

796
01:10:58,753 --> 01:11:01,126
I had a nice pair of Rollerblades.

797
01:11:01,381 --> 01:11:03,670
I was afraid to wreck them...

798
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,725
...so I kept them in a box.

799
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,615
Do you know what happened?

800
01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:12,639
I outgrew them. I never wore them outside.
Only in my room a few times.

801
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:17,763
A person's heart and feelings
are very different than skates.

802
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,648
They're kind of the same thing.

803
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,987
If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken?

804
01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:28,191
If you just keep it to yourself,
maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades.

805
01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:31,904
When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good.

806
01:11:32,164 --> 01:11:33,628
You should take a chance.

807
01:11:33,653 --> 01:11:34,940
Got nothing to lose.

808
01:11:36,293 --> 01:11:38,333
Little truth in there somewhere.

809
01:11:38,588 --> 01:11:39,691
I think so.

810
01:11:39,716 --> 01:11:43,025
Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone.

811
01:11:43,259 --> 01:11:45,548
If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice.

812
01:11:46,971 --> 01:11:48,134
Thank you.

813
01:11:50,392 --> 01:11:52,301
Do you know it's been...

814
01:11:53,395 --> 01:11:56,313
...a couple of years since I've talked to anybody?

815
01:11:56,690 --> 01:11:58,600
That's okay. You're good at it.

816
01:11:58,859 --> 01:12:01,529
You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit.

817
01:12:01,779 --> 01:12:03,487
You should do it more often.

818
01:12:03,739 --> 01:12:06,990
Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it.

819
01:12:07,201 --> 01:12:09,111
(LAUGHS)

820
01:12:10,455 --> 01:12:13,705
I have been working very hard at keeping people away.

821
01:12:13,959 --> 01:12:16,532
I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone...

822
01:12:16,795 --> 01:12:19,167
...but when I'm alone, it's not fun.

823
01:12:19,715 --> 01:12:22,288
I don't care how much people bug me...

824
01:12:22,551 --> 01:12:25,007
...I'd rather be with someone than alone.

825
01:12:26,055 --> 01:12:29,009
So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve?

826
01:12:29,559 --> 01:12:31,017
Did you get into trouble?

827
01:12:32,019 --> 01:12:33,019
Yeah.

828
01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:34,598
You did something wrong?

829
01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,231
A lot of things.

830
01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:42,312
Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?

831
01:12:42,656 --> 01:12:45,325
It's late. I don't know if I'll have enough time...

832
01:12:45,576 --> 01:12:48,577
...to do enough good deeds to erase all my bad ones.

833
01:12:48,954 --> 01:12:52,205
It's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight.

834
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:55,127
- They do?
- Of course they do.

835
01:12:55,378 --> 01:12:59,162
Think of an important thing you can do for others...

836
01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:00,794
...and go do it.

837
01:13:01,509 --> 01:13:04,214
Just follow the star in your heart.

838
01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:07,379
Okay.

839
01:13:08,266 --> 01:13:10,936
It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going.

840
01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:21,479
If I don't see you, I hope everything turns out okay.

841
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:23,359
Thank you.

842
01:13:23,908 --> 01:13:25,616
Tell the birds I said goodbye.

843
01:13:25,952 --> 01:13:27,232
I will.

844
01:13:35,504 --> 01:13:36,619
Merry Christmas.

845
01:13:37,005 --> 01:13:38,085
Merry Christmas.

846
01:13:38,507 --> 01:13:41,710
If you need somebody to trust, it can be me.

847
01:13:41,969 --> 01:13:43,878
I won't forget to remember you.

848
01:13:44,931 --> 01:13:47,469
Don't make promises you can't keep.

849
01:14:46,413 --> 01:14:48,322
MR. DUNCAN: <i>All the money in the registers...</i>

850
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:52,040
<i>...Mr. Duncan is gonna donate to the Children 's Hospital.</i>

851
01:14:52,669 --> 01:14:56,335
MARV: <i>At midnight tonight,
we're hitting Duncan 's Toy Chest.</i>

852
01:14:56,590 --> 01:15:01,549
You can mess with a lot of things,
but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

853
01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:25,205
CONCIERGE: We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite.

854
01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:28,372
It's a penthouse with a view of the park.

855
01:17:28,627 --> 01:17:33,171
I think you'll find it satisfactory.
It was recently vacated by a countess.

856
01:17:33,758 --> 01:17:36,545
What kind of hotel lets a child check in alone?

857
01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,128
The boy had a very convincing story.

858
01:17:39,472 --> 01:17:41,595
What kind of idiots work here?

859
01:17:42,350 --> 01:17:44,390
The finest in New York.

860
01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,517
When you learned the credit card...

861
01:17:47,814 --> 01:17:49,724
I made the discovery.

862
01:17:49,983 --> 01:17:51,312
Why did you let him leave?

863
01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,312
We confronted him and he ran!

864
01:17:54,572 --> 01:17:55,572
You scared him!

865
01:17:55,906 --> 01:18:00,236
It's Christmas Eve, and because of you,
our child is lost in a huge city.

866
01:18:04,290 --> 01:18:06,616
Take our family and luggage up to the room.

867
01:18:06,876 --> 01:18:07,908
Yes, sir!

868
01:18:08,128 --> 01:18:09,503
Run along, Cedric.

869
01:18:09,963 --> 01:18:13,379
I'll go to the police station to make sure
they're looking for Kevin.

870
01:18:13,633 --> 01:18:15,342
I want you to stay here.

871
01:18:15,594 --> 01:18:17,752
- I'm going to look for him.
- What?

872
01:18:18,013 --> 01:18:22,058
With all due respect,
your son is lost in one of the world's biggest cities.

873
01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:25,185
Could you stay out of this?

874
01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:26,844
As you wish.

875
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:32,144
Thank you.
It's not a good idea to run around New York City alone.

876
01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:34,028
If Kevin can, so can I.

877
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,360
- Kate...
- I'll be fine.

878
01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:38,533
The way I feel, no mugger or murderer would mess with me.

879
01:18:40,746 --> 01:18:44,079
There are hundreds of armed parasites out there!

880
01:18:46,168 --> 01:18:48,920
Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.

881
01:18:54,510 --> 01:18:58,211
(CLOCK CHIMES)

882
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,787
Marv. Marv.

883
01:19:25,043 --> 01:19:26,751
Come on, let's go.

884
01:19:47,442 --> 01:19:48,521
Marv.

885
01:19:48,777 --> 01:19:50,520
Crowbars up!

886
01:19:56,410 --> 01:19:58,402
Merry Christmas, Harry!

887
01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:05,032
Happy Hanukkah, Marv!

888
01:20:14,679 --> 01:20:17,514
MARV: This is more money than I can even count!

889
01:20:17,766 --> 01:20:22,013
It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing homes.

890
01:20:35,618 --> 01:20:38,536
The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law...

891
01:20:38,788 --> 01:20:42,833
...we're up to our elbows in cash
and nobody even knows about it.

892
01:20:43,585 --> 01:20:44,664
(KNOCKS)

893
01:20:47,381 --> 01:20:48,709
He's back!

894
01:20:50,259 --> 01:20:51,457
He took our picture!

895
01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:52,999
How was my hair?

896
01:20:59,227 --> 01:21:02,678
This is it. No turning back.

897
01:21:03,106 --> 01:21:05,597
Another Christmas in the trenches.

898
01:21:07,027 --> 01:21:08,604
No!

899
01:21:13,242 --> 01:21:14,356
(ALARM BELL RINGS)

900
01:21:14,576 --> 01:21:15,576
Wow.

901
01:21:15,702 --> 01:21:17,909
That's it! Get the money! Get it!

902
01:21:19,748 --> 01:21:21,291
(MUMBLES)

903
01:21:23,961 --> 01:21:25,290
I'll kill him!

904
01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:29,838
- Marv!
- I'm coming, Harry!

905
01:21:31,302 --> 01:21:33,924
(HARRY YELLS)

906
01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:40,341
Harry?

907
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,556
(GROANS)

908
01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:44,393
Harry!

909
01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,063
That was incredible.

910
01:21:47,445 --> 01:21:48,607
(MUMBLES)

911
01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:52,611
- I twisted my ankle.
- Where is he?

912
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:55,074
Hey, guys! Smile!

913
01:21:57,789 --> 01:21:59,070
Come on! Come on!

914
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,201
- Help me.
- I got you.

915
01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:03,002
I got you.

916
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,735
Taxi!

917
01:22:37,248 --> 01:22:38,825
Times Square!

918
01:23:00,564 --> 01:23:01,975
Where'd he go?

919
01:23:03,109 --> 01:23:04,686
KEVIN: I'm up here! Come get me!

920
01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:08,405
Let's kill!

921
01:23:08,614 --> 01:23:10,323
Hold on, pea-brain.

922
01:23:10,575 --> 01:23:14,324
We got busted
because we underestimated that bundle of misery.

923
01:23:14,579 --> 01:23:15,824
This ain't like that.

924
01:23:16,289 --> 01:23:19,244
This ain't his house. The kid's running scared.

925
01:23:19,269 --> 01:23:20,561
He ain't got a plan.

926
01:23:21,044 --> 01:23:23,714
May I do the thinking, please?

927
01:23:24,882 --> 01:23:26,044
Thank you.

928
01:23:28,344 --> 01:23:29,344
Sonny!

929
01:23:29,595 --> 01:23:30,793
Yes?

930
01:23:31,138 --> 01:23:34,804
Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you.

931
01:23:35,310 --> 01:23:38,430
Knocking off a youngster won't mean that much to me.

932
01:23:38,688 --> 01:23:40,064
- Understand?
- Mm-hm.

933
01:23:40,565 --> 01:23:44,017
But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you.

934
01:23:44,403 --> 01:23:48,103
You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you.

935
01:23:49,116 --> 01:23:52,972
You'll never hear from us again. Okay?

936
01:23:53,287 --> 01:23:54,287
Promise?

937
01:23:55,122 --> 01:23:58,538
I cross my heart and hope to die.

938
01:23:59,377 --> 01:24:01,002
Okay!

939
01:24:06,426 --> 01:24:07,755
Okay, kid...

940
01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:09,762
...give it to me.

941
01:24:18,105 --> 01:24:19,105
Direct hit!

942
01:24:25,113 --> 01:24:27,271
How many fingers am I holding up?

943
01:24:29,993 --> 01:24:31,024
Eight?

944
01:24:34,456 --> 01:24:38,324
Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks?
Go ahead, throw another one.

945
01:24:38,836 --> 01:24:40,413
MARV: Don't do that!

946
01:24:40,629 --> 01:24:41,708
(YELPS)

947
01:24:44,049 --> 01:24:47,466
If you can't do any better than that, you're going to lose.

948
01:24:49,097 --> 01:24:50,591
Harry...

949
01:24:51,015 --> 01:24:52,047
...no.

950
01:24:54,269 --> 01:24:56,096
(YELPS)

951
01:24:58,482 --> 01:25:00,439
You got any more?

952
01:25:02,986 --> 01:25:05,478
Get up. He don't have any more bricks.

953
01:25:11,537 --> 01:25:12,537
(MUMBLES)

954
01:25:12,622 --> 01:25:13,784
What?

955
01:25:14,373 --> 01:25:15,373
(MUMBLES)

956
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,905
What?

957
01:25:17,126 --> 01:25:18,502
(MUMBLES)

958
01:25:19,045 --> 01:25:20,504
What?

959
01:25:21,548 --> 01:25:22,548
(YELPS)

960
01:25:23,258 --> 01:25:27,090
That did it!
Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. Come on!

961
01:25:27,346 --> 01:25:29,635
You go this way. I'll go around back.

962
01:25:33,978 --> 01:25:35,686
Harry?

963
01:25:37,023 --> 01:25:38,814
Harry?

964
01:25:39,650 --> 01:25:42,142
Harry?

965
01:26:05,386 --> 01:26:06,549
Huh?

966
01:26:31,789 --> 01:26:34,790
(SCREAMS)

967
01:26:40,507 --> 01:26:42,963
(MUMBLES)

968
01:26:54,689 --> 01:26:55,689
(YELPS)

969
01:27:00,987 --> 01:27:03,609
(MUMBLES)

970
01:27:07,953 --> 01:27:09,827
(LAUGHS)

971
01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:28,922
(YELLS)

972
01:27:35,691 --> 01:27:37,683
(MUMBLES)

973
01:27:46,118 --> 01:27:48,111
(GROWLS)

974
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:08,975
Harry!

975
01:28:09,310 --> 01:28:11,267
I reached the top!

976
01:28:13,022 --> 01:28:14,481
(YELLS)

977
01:28:19,696 --> 01:28:23,030
(CRACKS NECK)

978
01:28:25,953 --> 01:28:27,115
Ahh.

979
01:28:29,873 --> 01:28:32,281
(MUMBLES)

980
01:28:56,277 --> 01:28:57,901
(RATTLES DOORKNOB)

981
01:29:03,659 --> 01:29:05,948
You better do better than this.

982
01:29:11,334 --> 01:29:12,334
(GROANS)

983
01:29:12,419 --> 01:29:13,534
(WRENCH CONKS HARRY)

984
01:29:28,811 --> 01:29:30,092
(CRACKS BACK)

985
01:29:30,605 --> 01:29:32,183
Wow!

986
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,267
What a hole!

987
01:29:55,631 --> 01:29:56,631
Whoa!

988
01:30:10,314 --> 01:30:11,773
(SCREAMS)

989
01:30:13,776 --> 01:30:14,776
Uh-oh.

990
01:30:21,034 --> 01:30:23,157
(MUMBLES)

991
01:30:43,099 --> 01:30:44,099
Ah!

992
01:31:04,246 --> 01:31:05,824
(SCREAMS)

993
01:31:47,167 --> 01:31:48,994
(SCREAMS)

994
01:32:33,925 --> 01:32:35,503
(CHUCKLES)

995
01:32:46,605 --> 01:32:49,013
(SCREAMS)

996
01:33:00,328 --> 01:33:02,819
(GLASS BREAKS)

997
01:33:09,797 --> 01:33:12,370
(SIZZLES)

998
01:33:18,514 --> 01:33:22,180
(WHIMPERS)

999
01:33:41,914 --> 01:33:43,706
Harry.

1000
01:34:04,397 --> 01:34:06,223
I'm coming up!

1001
01:34:11,821 --> 01:34:13,315
Uh-oh.

1002
01:34:20,914 --> 01:34:23,156
I'm gonna murder that kid!

1003
01:34:24,752 --> 01:34:26,828
(SNEEZES)

1004
01:34:41,227 --> 01:34:42,473
Yes!

1005
01:34:49,445 --> 01:34:50,643
Whoa.

1006
01:34:59,414 --> 01:35:01,905
Whoa, whoa!

1007
01:35:03,251 --> 01:35:04,626
(YELPS)

1008
01:35:12,427 --> 01:35:13,590
MARV: Hey!

1009
01:35:13,929 --> 01:35:16,764
Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

1010
01:35:17,016 --> 01:35:19,258
Harry! In the living room!

1011
01:35:19,518 --> 01:35:20,598
(MUMBLES)

1012
01:35:20,853 --> 01:35:22,478
He went up the ladder!

1013
01:35:32,407 --> 01:35:34,032
(YELLS)

1014
01:35:37,454 --> 01:35:39,032
Oh.

1015
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:41,748
I'm coming, Harry.

1016
01:35:42,334 --> 01:35:43,449
I'm coming.

1017
01:35:48,674 --> 01:35:49,872
Harry!

1018
01:35:51,928 --> 01:35:55,760
You didn't lose any teeth!
Come on, he went to the second floor.

1019
01:35:56,266 --> 01:35:57,266
Hey!

1020
01:35:57,392 --> 01:35:58,720
Try the stairs.

1021
01:35:59,561 --> 01:36:01,020
Right.

1022
01:36:03,941 --> 01:36:05,732
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1023
01:36:06,151 --> 01:36:07,432
Remember last year?

1024
01:36:08,779 --> 01:36:09,779
No.

1025
01:36:10,239 --> 01:36:11,982
Watch this.

1026
01:36:12,450 --> 01:36:14,277
Let's get him!

1027
01:36:14,494 --> 01:36:15,952
(STOMPS)

1028
01:36:18,331 --> 01:36:19,331
Ow!

1029
01:36:19,499 --> 01:36:22,619
He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!

1030
01:36:23,044 --> 01:36:24,044
That's one.

1031
01:36:24,796 --> 01:36:26,338
Don't worry, Harry.

1032
01:36:27,591 --> 01:36:29,382
I'll get him.

1033
01:36:29,593 --> 01:36:30,593
(STOMPS)

1034
01:36:34,139 --> 01:36:35,139
Ow!

1035
01:36:36,016 --> 01:36:38,258
Right in the schnoz.

1036
01:36:39,270 --> 01:36:40,385
That's two.

1037
01:36:40,646 --> 01:36:42,189
Come on, let's get him.

1038
01:36:45,235 --> 01:36:46,235
MARV: Oops.

1039
01:36:46,986 --> 01:36:48,529
(YELLING)

1040
01:36:54,036 --> 01:36:55,281
That's...

1041
01:36:55,537 --> 01:36:56,866
...three.

1042
01:37:02,670 --> 01:37:03,785
No.

1043
01:37:04,005 --> 01:37:05,796
(PIPE CRASHES)

1044
01:37:06,007 --> 01:37:07,999
MARV: That's four.

1045
01:37:12,889 --> 01:37:16,009
- Come on, Harry.
- Marv, are you sure this is safe?

1046
01:37:17,269 --> 01:37:19,427
I've worked all the kinks out.

1047
01:37:19,688 --> 01:37:21,147
Solid as a rock.

1048
01:37:34,746 --> 01:37:36,952
(CRASHING)

1049
01:37:38,249 --> 01:37:40,456
Like a rock, huh?

1050
01:37:40,710 --> 01:37:41,710
Give up?

1051
01:37:41,962 --> 01:37:45,212
- KEVIN: Have you had enough pain?
- Never!

1052
01:37:56,519 --> 01:37:59,224
You better say every prayer you ever heard!

1053
01:37:59,480 --> 01:38:02,018
I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas.

1054
01:38:04,861 --> 01:38:06,190
Where'd he go?

1055
01:38:06,446 --> 01:38:09,068
I'm up here and I'm really scared.

1056
01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:20,668
What's that sound?

1057
01:38:20,878 --> 01:38:21,957
(CLATTERING)

1058
01:38:30,388 --> 01:38:31,468
(YELLING)

1059
01:38:40,691 --> 01:38:43,182
That was the sound of a tool chest...

1060
01:38:43,444 --> 01:38:45,935
...falling down the stairs.

1061
01:38:46,155 --> 01:38:47,353
Oh.

1062
01:38:49,242 --> 01:38:50,985
(CRACKING NOSES)

1063
01:38:51,911 --> 01:38:53,406
Yes!

1064
01:39:28,450 --> 01:39:29,826
Over there!

1065
01:39:30,202 --> 01:39:33,037
Even if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid!

1066
01:39:35,791 --> 01:39:37,369
Surrender, kid!

1067
01:39:38,002 --> 01:39:39,002
He vanished.

1068
01:39:39,087 --> 01:39:40,795
I'm here, you horse's ass!

1069
01:39:44,884 --> 01:39:45,884
Whoa.

1070
01:39:45,969 --> 01:39:47,463
Nice night for a neck injury!

1071
01:39:49,264 --> 01:39:51,886
Suck brick, kid!

1072
01:39:57,606 --> 01:39:59,516
Come on, Marv.

1073
01:39:59,942 --> 01:40:00,942
I don't know.

1074
01:40:01,110 --> 01:40:03,019
I said, come on!

1075
01:40:04,655 --> 01:40:06,814
HARRY: Come on, you big sissy.

1076
01:40:07,075 --> 01:40:08,652
(WHIMPERS)

1077
01:40:20,881 --> 01:40:23,419
Harry? You wearing aftershave?

1078
01:40:23,759 --> 01:40:25,467
That's kerosene.

1079
01:40:26,262 --> 01:40:28,504
The rope is soaked in it.

1080
01:40:28,764 --> 01:40:31,303
Why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?

1081
01:40:36,272 --> 01:40:38,349
Merry Christmas.

1082
01:40:38,567 --> 01:40:39,567
Go up!

1083
01:40:39,651 --> 01:40:40,814
(SCREAMS)

1084
01:41:07,764 --> 01:41:10,302
(SCREAMING)

1085
01:41:15,064 --> 01:41:16,688
Get off me!

1086
01:41:16,941 --> 01:41:18,316
(SCREAMING)

1087
01:41:39,924 --> 01:41:41,501
Get the bag!

1088
01:41:42,176 --> 01:41:45,213
Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park.

1089
01:41:45,471 --> 01:41:50,383
Central Park West, 95th Street.
Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun.

1090
01:41:56,733 --> 01:41:57,812
KEVIN: I'm here.

1091
01:41:58,068 --> 01:42:01,152
Better come and get me before I call the cops.

1092
01:42:04,950 --> 01:42:06,231
(HONKS)

1093
01:42:08,537 --> 01:42:09,700
Whoa!

1094
01:42:16,171 --> 01:42:18,922
My, how the tables have turned.

1095
01:42:19,174 --> 01:42:20,633
HARRY: How do you like the ice?

1096
01:42:21,635 --> 01:42:23,544
(LAUGHING)

1097
01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:29,344
Let's go for a little stroll in the park.

1098
01:42:46,536 --> 01:42:47,536
HARRY: Give me the bag.

1099
01:42:47,829 --> 01:42:49,288
Give me it!

1100
01:42:54,169 --> 01:42:56,292
Great for the album.

1101
01:42:57,298 --> 01:43:00,963
You may've won the battle, dude, but you lost the war.

1102
01:43:01,844 --> 01:43:03,754
You ought not of messed with us.

1103
01:43:04,263 --> 01:43:05,263
We're dangerous.

1104
01:43:10,270 --> 01:43:11,270
(WINGS FLAPPING)

1105
01:43:11,688 --> 01:43:13,348
- Harry?
- Shut up!

1106
01:43:18,028 --> 01:43:19,028
Harry.

1107
01:43:19,363 --> 01:43:21,688
HARRY: Shut up! I want to enjoy this.

1108
01:43:22,616 --> 01:43:24,241
MARV: Something's wrong.

1109
01:43:24,869 --> 01:43:26,945
- Let's get out of here!
- Shut up!

1110
01:43:29,207 --> 01:43:31,199
HARRY: I never made it to the 6th grade...

1111
01:43:32,168 --> 01:43:35,169
...and it doesn't look like you're gonna either.

1112
01:43:36,256 --> 01:43:37,715
Let him go!

1113
01:43:38,049 --> 01:43:39,425
Kevin, run!

1114
01:43:41,303 --> 01:43:42,678
Shoot her!

1115
01:43:42,888 --> 01:43:44,548
Shoot her!

1116
01:43:44,807 --> 01:43:46,716
- Shoot her!
- I'm trying!

1117
01:43:59,197 --> 01:44:01,237
(SCREAMING)

1118
01:44:25,225 --> 01:44:26,684
(LAUGHS)

1119
01:44:26,935 --> 01:44:28,014
Bye! Thanks.

1120
01:44:48,917 --> 01:44:50,993
(SIRENS)

1121
01:44:54,673 --> 01:44:57,342
COP 1: Jesus, looks like the 4th of July!

1122
01:44:58,051 --> 01:45:00,009
We got the bridge. Take the tunnel.

1123
01:45:00,262 --> 01:45:01,637
COP 2: Let's go, let's go!

1124
01:45:05,601 --> 01:45:06,930
(MARV WHIMPERS)

1125
01:45:07,186 --> 01:45:09,309
(HARRY MUMBLES)

1126
01:45:09,564 --> 01:45:11,022
Oh, my God!

1127
01:45:11,983 --> 01:45:13,442
(GUNSHOT)

1128
01:45:21,827 --> 01:45:23,025
COP 2: All right, let's go.

1129
01:45:23,287 --> 01:45:24,995
COP 1: Come on, on your feet.

1130
01:45:29,835 --> 01:45:34,497
You guys should've started earlier.
The prisoners already exchanged gifts.

1131
01:45:34,757 --> 01:45:36,382
We missed the presents?

1132
01:45:36,634 --> 01:45:40,217
He made us hide in the store
and steal the kiddies' charity money.

1133
01:45:40,472 --> 01:45:42,345
Shut up, Marv.

1134
01:45:44,226 --> 01:45:46,349
HARRY: You've got the right to remain silent.

1135
01:45:46,770 --> 01:45:49,724
He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison.

1136
01:45:49,982 --> 01:45:51,773
Shut up, Marv!

1137
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:54,603
Get them out of here!

1138
01:45:54,862 --> 01:45:56,321
If this makes the papers...

1139
01:45:56,572 --> 01:46:00,107
...we're no longer the Wet Mandits,
we're the Sticky Mandits.

1140
01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:02,358
MARV: That's sticky. S...

1141
01:46:03,496 --> 01:46:04,907
...T...

1142
01:46:05,498 --> 01:46:07,076
HARRY: I.
MARV: I.

1143
01:46:19,221 --> 01:46:22,756
COP: It's all over.
We apprehended the thieves and got your money.

1144
01:46:23,017 --> 01:46:26,386
MR. DUNCAN:
I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital.

1145
01:46:26,604 --> 01:46:29,309
COP: I'll handle it.
MR. DUNCAN: Thank you.

1146
01:46:30,108 --> 01:46:31,353
Excuse me.

1147
01:46:31,693 --> 01:46:35,276
I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window.

1148
01:46:35,989 --> 01:46:37,234
KEVIN: <i>Dear Mr. Duncan:</i>

1149
01:46:37,491 --> 01:46:40,278
<i>I broke your window to catch the bad guys.</i>

1150
01:46:40,536 --> 01:46:42,030
<i>Do you have insurance?</i>

1151
01:46:42,287 --> 01:46:45,739
<i>If not, I'll send you some money, if I ever get home.</i>

1152
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:47,957
<i>Merry Christmas. Kevin McCallister.</i>

1153
01:46:48,294 --> 01:46:50,999
<i>P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves.</i>

1154
01:46:52,215 --> 01:46:53,875
Turtledoves.

1155
01:46:55,051 --> 01:46:56,214
Oh.

1156
01:47:03,560 --> 01:47:06,265
Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. This boy here.

1157
01:47:09,108 --> 01:47:13,022
Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him?

1158
01:47:18,034 --> 01:47:19,034
(KNOCKS)

1159
01:47:22,163 --> 01:47:25,579
I'm looking for my son. He's been missing for two days.

1160
01:47:25,834 --> 01:47:28,669
- Have you filed a report?
- Of course we have.

1161
01:47:30,631 --> 01:47:33,300
Then trust us. We'll handle it.

1162
01:47:35,094 --> 01:47:36,256
Oh.

1163
01:47:38,347 --> 01:47:39,347
I'm his mother.

1164
01:47:41,058 --> 01:47:43,728
I know, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack.

1165
01:47:45,230 --> 01:47:46,392
Do you have kids?

1166
01:47:47,732 --> 01:47:48,732
Yes, ma'am.

1167
01:47:48,858 --> 01:47:50,566
What if one was missing?

1168
01:47:53,155 --> 01:47:55,646
I'd probably do the same thing you're doing.

1169
01:47:56,992 --> 01:47:58,071
Thank you.

1170
01:48:00,829 --> 01:48:02,621
Put yourself in his shoes.

1171
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:04,949
What would you do?

1172
01:48:05,209 --> 01:48:08,578
Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere.

1173
01:48:10,048 --> 01:48:11,506
But not Kevin.

1174
01:48:11,716 --> 01:48:15,381
No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am.

1175
01:48:16,304 --> 01:48:18,926
I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is.

1176
01:48:20,517 --> 01:48:23,187
But he's still alone in a big city.

1177
01:48:24,104 --> 01:48:25,896
He doesn't deserve that.

1178
01:48:26,148 --> 01:48:30,609
He deserves to be at home
with his own family around his Christmas tree.

1179
01:48:34,240 --> 01:48:35,615
Oh, dear God...

1180
01:48:36,534 --> 01:48:38,076
...I know where he is.

1181
01:48:38,787 --> 01:48:41,360
I need to get to Rockefeller Center.

1182
01:48:41,623 --> 01:48:43,865
- Hop in.
- Thank you.

1183
01:48:48,172 --> 01:48:52,335
I know I don't deserve a Christmas
even if I did do a good deed.

1184
01:48:53,302 --> 01:48:54,844
I don't want any presents.

1185
01:48:55,179 --> 01:48:59,129
Instead, I want to take back every mean thing
I ever said to my family...

1186
01:48:59,392 --> 01:49:01,598
...even if they don't do the same.

1187
01:49:02,187 --> 01:49:06,101
I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz.

1188
01:49:07,192 --> 01:49:10,478
If I can't see all of them, could I just see my mother?

1189
01:49:11,363 --> 01:49:15,443
I'll never want another thing, ever. I just want my mother.

1190
01:49:16,035 --> 01:49:17,493
I know it won't be tonight...

1191
01:49:17,828 --> 01:49:20,548
...but promise me I can see her again.

1192
01:49:20,573 --> 01:49:21,897
Sometime. Anytime.

1193
01:49:22,875 --> 01:49:26,244
Even if it's just once and only for a few minutes.

1194
01:49:26,588 --> 01:49:28,876
I need to tell her I'm sorry.

1195
01:49:37,307 --> 01:49:38,683
Kevin?

1196
01:49:44,899 --> 01:49:45,899
Mom?

1197
01:49:48,444 --> 01:49:50,152
That worked fast!

1198
01:50:01,083 --> 01:50:02,541
Oh, Kevin.

1199
01:50:04,086 --> 01:50:05,746
Mom, I'm sorry.

1200
01:50:07,590 --> 01:50:09,214
I'm sorry too.

1201
01:50:21,813 --> 01:50:23,355
Merry Christmas, Mom.

1202
01:50:25,734 --> 01:50:27,810
Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

1203
01:50:29,321 --> 01:50:30,780
Thank you.

1204
01:50:31,448 --> 01:50:32,528
Let's go.

1205
01:50:33,450 --> 01:50:34,826
KEVIN: How'd you know I was here?

1206
01:50:35,077 --> 01:50:37,829
KATE: I know you and Christmas trees,
and this is the biggest.

1207
01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:39,325
KEVIN: Where's everyone else?

1208
01:50:39,582 --> 01:50:40,672
KATE: At the hotel.

1209
01:50:40,697 --> 01:50:42,524
They didn't like palm trees either.

1210
01:51:04,942 --> 01:51:07,516
(SNORING)

1211
01:51:26,590 --> 01:51:28,998
Holy smokes, it's morning!

1212
01:51:30,386 --> 01:51:32,711
FULLER: It's Christmas morning, man.

1213
01:51:33,848 --> 01:51:35,841
Don't get your hopes up.

1214
01:51:36,392 --> 01:51:37,392
Huh?

1215
01:51:37,519 --> 01:51:39,393
I don't think Santa visits hotels.

1216
01:51:39,729 --> 01:51:41,936
Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.

1217
01:51:42,149 --> 01:51:43,643
He goes everywhere.

1218
01:51:45,486 --> 01:51:47,194
Wake up, it's Christmas!

1219
01:51:51,867 --> 01:51:54,109
Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!

1220
01:52:06,633 --> 01:52:08,127
BUZZ: Wow.

1221
01:52:08,385 --> 01:52:09,844
ROD: Where'd it come from?

1222
01:52:10,095 --> 01:52:12,551
KEVIN: Mom! Dad! You gotta see this!

1223
01:52:16,393 --> 01:52:17,971
- My gosh!
- Peter!

1224
01:52:18,688 --> 01:52:20,597
BUZZ: Are we in the right room?

1225
01:52:26,196 --> 01:52:27,856
Don't open any of mine.

1226
01:52:28,239 --> 01:52:30,991
- Who's Mr. Duncan?
- Duncan? I don't know.

1227
01:52:31,493 --> 01:52:32,821
Everybody calm down.

1228
01:52:33,161 --> 01:52:35,284
Calm down!

1229
01:52:36,039 --> 01:52:37,617
All right. Now...

1230
01:52:38,125 --> 01:52:41,743
...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again...

1231
01:52:42,463 --> 01:52:45,036
...we wouldn't be in this most perfect...

1232
01:52:45,299 --> 01:52:48,004
...and huge hotel room with all this free stuff.

1233
01:52:48,803 --> 01:52:49,803
So...

1234
01:52:49,971 --> 01:52:53,470
...I think it only fair
that Kevin get to open the first gift.

1235
01:52:54,893 --> 01:52:57,598
Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on.

1236
01:53:02,151 --> 01:53:03,775
Merry Christmas, Kev.

1237
01:53:04,528 --> 01:53:06,521
Merry Christmas, Buzz.

1238
01:53:08,657 --> 01:53:10,200
Merry Christmas, Kevin.

1239
01:53:11,619 --> 01:53:13,742
All right! Merry Christmas!

1240
01:53:15,999 --> 01:53:17,030
Enough gooey sh...

1241
01:53:18,001 --> 01:53:19,343
Show of emotion.

1242
01:53:19,368 --> 01:53:20,694
Everyone, let's dig in!

1243
01:53:23,423 --> 01:53:27,421
LESLIE: Everybody, save the paper.
We can use it next year. And the bows.

1244
01:54:03,508 --> 01:54:05,335
Merry Christmas.

1245
01:54:07,554 --> 01:54:08,554
Kevin!

1246
01:54:08,763 --> 01:54:10,423
Merry Christmas!

1247
01:54:11,266 --> 01:54:12,594
I got something for you.

1248
01:54:21,110 --> 01:54:22,110
What's this?

1249
01:54:22,736 --> 01:54:25,488
It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one.

1250
01:54:25,740 --> 01:54:29,524
As long as we each have a turtledove,
we'll be friends forever.

1251
01:54:33,540 --> 01:54:36,078
Oh, Kevin.

1252
01:54:38,879 --> 01:54:40,337
Thank you.

1253
01:54:41,798 --> 01:54:44,468
I won't forget you. Trust me.

1254
01:55:12,539 --> 01:55:14,532
The room service bill, sir.

1255
01:55:16,877 --> 01:55:18,253
Merry Christmas.

1256
01:55:19,547 --> 01:55:21,125
Uh, oh.

1257
01:55:24,844 --> 01:55:26,173
Nice family.

1258
01:55:26,429 --> 01:55:27,509
Really.

1259
01:55:36,857 --> 01:55:38,435
Merry Christmas indeed.

1260
01:55:42,279 --> 01:55:43,655
PETER: Kevin!

1261
01:55:43,906 --> 01:55:46,694
You spent $967 on room service?!

1262
01:59:59,887 --> 02:00:01,347
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