1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:07,741 ( audience cheering ) 2 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:10,678 ROBIN: I don't talk to no pretty women when I'm on the road. 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,213 Hard to get along with. 4 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,448 You know, pretty women are hard to get along with. 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,816 An ugly woman easy. 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,651 You know, they don't want no trouble, you know. 7 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,553 ( audience laughs ) I'm serious. 8 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,223 They doin' their thing, cook all night for you. 9 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,458 And I have bad luck with women, y'all don't know. 10 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,027 ( scattered cheers ) Oh, man, you don't know. 11 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,563 You meet one with their kids, they-- You can't even get none. 12 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:32,066 Go over girl's house, what, 4 in the morning. 13 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,202 4:00 in the morning, little kids still up. 14 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,469 AUDIENCE: BeBe! 15 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,770 Drinking coffee and taking NoDoz. 16 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,272 ( audience laughs ) 17 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:40,374 You start yawning, they going to look at your ass, 18 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,110 talking about, "Can't hang, huh?" 19 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,312 We... BeBe's kids. 20 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,613 ROBIN: We don't die, we... 21 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:46,980 AUDIENCE: multiply. 22 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,682 ( "Tear It Up" by Immature playing ) 23 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,951 Tear it up, you know we going to tear it up * 24 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,687 Tear it up, you know we going to tear it up * 25 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,723 Tear it up, you know we going to tear it up * 26 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,825 Tear it up, you know we going to tear it up * 27 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:01,129 Tear it up, you know we going to tear it up * 28 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,267 I went to pick her up the next day, 29 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,569 and here she got four more kids. 30 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,771 I said, uh-- 31 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,741 ( audience laughs ) 32 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,509 "Who kids are them?" 33 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,845 She said, "Those are BeBe's kids." 34 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,747 ROBIN: Those are BeBe's kids. 35 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,584 ( "Tear It Up" by Immature playing ) 36 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,986 Tear it up, you know we're going to tear it up * 37 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:29,723 Tear it up, you know we're going to tear it up * 38 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:33,961 People always peepin' our sound * 39 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:38,899 Cause we're 9 years old and wiser than our years * 40 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,803 We always do what people don't expect * 41 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:48,942 But after Marq we don't regret * 42 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:51,512 Some guy out there, some white guy out there 43 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,248 thought they were my-- My kids. 44 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,617 That's what made me mad. 45 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,486 ( with white accent ): "Bro, brother, uh... 46 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,554 "Bro-ham?" 47 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,889 ( audience laughs ) 48 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,225 "Uh, tell me, are those your kids?" 49 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:07,495 ( normal voice ): "No, no way. Ain't none of them my kids. 50 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,263 "Them BeBe's kids." 51 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:12,533 ( "Tear It Up" instrumental playing ) 52 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,802 ( all scream ) 53 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,306 ( police siren approaching ) 54 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,107 ( car crashes ) 55 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,717 Rip it up, tear it up, no it doesn't matter what is * 56 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,552 'Cause these kids are a little bad bunch * 57 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,754 Here they come, like a bomb hope you're ready though * 58 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,856 Cause the tre from L.A. ain't no joke * 59 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,991 Marq, the Don Don't forget Jerome * 60 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:40,261 Three bad brothers Got it goin' on, huh * 61 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,663 Here's the flava nothin' can save ya * 62 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,732 When they're on their worst behavior * 63 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,435 Ain't nobody can't nobody fade this * 64 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,902 Immature * 65 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,672 Ain't nobody can't nobody, ain't nobody * 66 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,274 And I went to turn the radio on, man, 67 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,809 they tried to take my radio while I'm listening to it. 68 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,545 ROBIN: Little girl said, "Put the radio back, 69 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,113 "you know damn well we can't get rid of no more 8-track. 70 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:01,315 "Put it back." 71 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,950 ( "8 a.m. Blues" by Scott Shelly playing ) 72 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:06,320 I've been keepin' my cool * 73 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,860 But tonight I'm going to let my hair down * 74 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:19,367 And step-out with these down-home blues * 75 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,036 BARTENDER: You cannot eat hot links on the bar. 76 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,739 Hey, mister, that beer has been here 77 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,975 since 12:00 this afternoon. 78 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,778 You either order again or you got to go. I'm sorry. 79 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,080 I got some money-spending people coming in here. 80 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,815 I gotta make some room in here. 81 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,950 All these lowlife deadbeats ain't never spending-- 82 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,852 Hey. If you don't go somewhere and sit down, 83 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,954 I'm going to knock you down, you know that? 84 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,857 You about to get on my last nerve. 85 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,426 ( kissing ) 86 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,994 Ah! 87 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,630 Hm! 88 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,532 What's wrong, Robin? 89 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,200 Woman trouble? 90 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,035 ( groans ) 91 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,639 Get it off your chest. 92 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,675 I don't want to talk about it right now. 93 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:05,145 Come on, man, you'll feel better. 94 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:09,049 Come on, boy, get it off your chest. 95 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,051 I-I don't want to talk about it right now. 96 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,887 Man, you can't walk around with problems staying inside you. 97 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,556 The best thing to do is let it out. 98 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,024 You'll feel better. 99 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,827 N-not right now. I really ain't got nothing to say. 100 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,095 All right. 101 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,464 All right. 102 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,932 I knew she was trouble. 103 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,634 I should have known it when I met her. 104 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,235 It was at a funeral. 105 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,503 Ughhh. 106 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,271 WOMAN ( sobbing ): Oh, Lord! 107 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,107 MAN: He going to be all right. He all right with me. 108 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,276 You love him. 109 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,711 Oh, Walter! 110 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,080 ROBIN: Everybody was there. 111 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,416 Because everybody was glad he was dead. 112 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,784 MAN 2: He was about 4-feet-3. 113 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,753 He wore those high-heeled shoes all the time. 114 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,355 MAN 3: He was about 5-feet-6, 115 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:50,491 but when that truck hit him, kinda cut him down a little bit. 116 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:51,659 Oh! 117 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,227 ROBIN: Look at this brick house. 118 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,863 Damn! 119 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,799 She so fine, she make you wanna get a job. 120 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,701 With benefits! 121 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:04,304 Mm-mm, mm-mm! 122 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,447 ( gagging ) 123 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,549 ( coughing ) 124 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,655 MAN: Let's play the game, man. 125 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,257 MAN 2: I'm playing the game, man, you just looking to hit. 126 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,360 Hit that! Just drop something down! 127 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,496 I don't know-- In Beverly Hills, we don't play that. 128 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,531 I'm going to take all your money, that's what I'll do. 129 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,800 ( laughing ): That boy is crazy, ain't he crazy? 130 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,034 Look who just walked in here. 131 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,036 Hey, Robin. Come over here, man. 132 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,170 You've been working last week. 133 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,539 Come on, lose some of that money. 134 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,708 Oh, no. Only way I'd lose money to y'all, 135 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,275 if I had a hole in my pocket. 136 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,878 Then sit down and quit trying to look at everybody's hand. 137 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,680 Shut up, old fat fool. Look at you. 138 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,781 You know, you so big you don't know 139 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:48,949 if you're walking or rolling. 140 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,851 I'm not fat. I'm pleasantly plump. 141 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,185 I keep telling you that. 142 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,688 Boy, I'm so glad that damn Walter is dead. 143 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,425 Who ain't? The only reason his widow is over there crying, 144 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,293 is because he didn't leave her no life insurance. 145 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:01,795 ( all laugh ) 146 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,564 Don't be shameless, I'm sorry. 147 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,366 I'm sorry to hear that, because he died owing me money again. 148 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,935 Shoot, Walter owed everybody money. 149 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,637 Let me tell y'all something about Walter. 150 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,506 That Walter was so cheap, he wouldn't spend a lovely evening. 151 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,676 ( all laugh ) 152 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,210 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 153 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,780 Ooh, who's that girl in that black dress? 154 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,882 Good God almighty. Mm-mmm-mmmm. 155 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,216 ALL: Which one? 156 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,719 With the braids. Have mercy. 157 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,455 Oh, her? She was Walter's secretary. 158 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,558 CARD PLAYER 2: I'll bet she can't type a stroke. 159 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,725 RUDY: Type? 160 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,260 I don't think she had to type. 161 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,394 ( laughs ) 162 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,498 Hey, Rudy. Uh, ain't your wife a secretary? 163 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,732 Y'all stop this stuff now, 164 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,501 I'm trying to win this game. 165 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,602 Uh-oh. Shh, shh. 166 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,904 Here she comes. 167 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,979 RUDY: Y'all ever notice that Walter smelled? 168 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,280 CARD PLAYER 1: I smelled him with-- 169 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,915 CARD PLAYER 2: That new deodorant on him. 170 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,817 RUDY: I think it's called formaldehyde. 171 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,385 ( arguing indistinctly ) 172 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,989 You sure look good in black, baby! 173 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,324 ( sighs ) 174 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,993 Mm-mmm-mmm-mmmm. 175 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,662 She puts me in the mind of Players magazine. 176 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,464 Nineteen seventy-three. 177 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,799 Pam Grier issue. 178 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,266 ( all hooting ) 179 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,702 I'll never forget that one. 180 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,604 That's the one, that's the one. 181 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,439 I know it's hard now. 182 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,576 If you need me, call me. 183 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,780 Okay? All right. 184 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,281 Hey, look here y'all, I gotta go. 185 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,117 Because while I'll be at work tomorrow, 186 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,486 y'all be in a bed dreaming about a job. 187 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,721 At least we be dreaming. 188 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,923 We ain't going to be hauling nobody else's trash. 189 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,591 That's for sure. 190 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,860 You know, I like funerals. I'm glad I went to a funeral. 191 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,095 I'll be glad when I go to yours. 192 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,199 ( romantic R&B music playing ) 193 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,902 Uh, excuse me, miss. I didn't catch your name. 194 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,103 Didn't throw it. 195 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,239 Well, my name is Robin. 196 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,941 Robin. Hm. 197 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,443 That explains the red vest. 198 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,911 Huh? Oh, like the bird. 199 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,347 ( whispering ): That's kinda cute. 200 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,083 A little festive for this event, though. 201 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,785 Shoot, I don't care nothing about no Walter. 202 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,656 I could have come to Walter's funeral in my drawers. 203 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,863 Pretty late for a woman to be catching the bus all alone. 204 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,097 Do you need a ride? 205 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,198 No, thank you. 206 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,332 I have a car. 207 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,836 Well, mind giving me one, then? 208 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:26,540 ( "Standing on the Rock" by Aretha Franklin playing ) 209 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,943 Well, that sure was a nice funeral, wasn't it? 210 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,945 Well, that sure is a good sign, 211 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,114 you feel comfortable enough to give me a ride, 212 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,416 even though you don't know a damn thing about me. 213 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,553 Because I could be crazy, you know. 214 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,090 I hate doing a favor for somebody 215 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,958 who make you wanna take it back. 216 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,727 You know, like when you give somebody a ride, 217 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,961 and they got a warrant out on them. 218 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,130 ( brakes screech ) Hey, what--? Hey. 219 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,199 Tell a brother buckle up first. 220 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,267 You trying to tell me something with that story? 221 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,436 I'm just trying to tell you a funny story. 222 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,671 Trying to amuse you. 223 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,607 But you're trying to kill me in this little thing. 224 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,175 ( giggles ): Sorry. You made me nervous. 225 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,744 Well, you ain't the only one. 226 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,178 ( gagging ) 227 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,348 ( high-pitched voice ): So, what's your name? 228 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,319 She said she had to pick up her son at the babysitter. 229 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,855 And I asked why didn't she just have 230 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,357 her husband to watch the kids. 231 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,993 After all, a good father should be wanting to spend 232 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,429 some quality time with his kids. 233 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:26,266 When that becomes your business, I'll ask your advice. 234 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,301 She said she was divorced. 235 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,637 Once I saw the kid... 236 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,938 ( Robin laughs ) Mommy! 237 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,205 ...I knew I had it made. 238 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,742 Because you know I'm good with kids. 239 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,945 Hey, little buddy, 240 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,380 what did you do tonight, huh? 241 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,849 Man, I don't even know you. 242 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,050 Leon. 243 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,352 Sorry. We watched videos. 244 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,987 Oh, I got a movie you should watch next time. 245 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,623 It's called Dolemite. And it's about these pimps-- 246 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,558 Now, why... do you think 247 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,594 I'm going to let my son see one of those killer pimp movies? 248 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,329 Oh, you must not have seen Dolemite, 249 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,132 because that movie will teach you to appreciate poetry. 250 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,768 ( clears throat ) ( drums playing ) 251 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,970 Way down In the jungle deep 252 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,874 ALL: The badass lion stepped on The signifying monkey's feet 253 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,109 Dolemite, my man. 254 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,611 You know, that's romantic. 255 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:12,813 ROBIN: Anyway. 256 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,247 I could tell he was a nice kid, 257 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,650 but she was sheltering him a little too much. 258 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,287 But she couldn't help but see how good we was getting along. 259 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,793 ( snoring ) 260 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,064 So, um, Dakota Staton's playing 261 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,632 down at the Regal Room next Friday. 262 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,102 And I would love for you to come with me. 263 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,838 But I wouldn't know what to call you. 264 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,039 Jamika. 265 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,241 Oh, Jamika. 266 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,643 So how does Dakota at the Regal sound? 267 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,446 And find a babysitter on a Friday night? 268 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,282 If you want to get better acquainted with me and my son, 269 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,952 you should take us somewhere more appropriate, 270 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,654 like, um... uh... 271 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,056 ...oh, Fun World. 272 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,290 ROBIN: Fun World? ( gasps ) 273 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,525 Yeah. 274 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,261 So I said, "No problem. I'll pick y'all up Saturday at 10. 275 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,831 No. 276 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,532 ( smooching sounds ) 277 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,834 ( grunts ) 278 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,135 Y'all know me, I-- 279 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,669 I'm an old-fashioned type of guy. 280 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,239 I didn't have to get a kiss that night. 281 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,341 LADY DRUNK: Yeah, that night. 282 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,310 But wait till he spends some money. 283 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,380 ( "Your Love Keeps Working on Me" 284 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,815 by Joey Diggs plays on radio ) 285 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,784 I don't know what you're doing here * 286 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,952 When I think I do * 287 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,355 Girl, I'm sad again * 288 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,092 I don't know what you're doing here * 289 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,895 But I gotta tell you, girl * 290 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,165 Your love be personal to me * 291 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,600 ROBIN: Look at this cheap thing. 292 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,036 So I goes to pick her up the next day. 293 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,304 ( tires screech ) 294 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,439 She got three more kids with her. 295 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,674 Uh... 296 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,609 W-w-what's this? What's this? 297 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,344 These are children. 298 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,346 Oh, wait. You said you had a kid. 299 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,115 These are BeBe's kids. 300 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,384 This is LaShawn. 301 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,686 Oh, critter number one. 302 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,954 ( clang ) Ow! 303 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,722 I ought to beat the... 304 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,991 Oh. 305 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,259 JAMIKA: This is Kahlil. ROBIN: What's up, little--? 306 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,161 What's up? Kind of militant. 307 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,863 You a Farra-Chaka Khan? 308 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:10,964 Come on man, give it up. 309 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,232 Okay. That's Okay. Oh-- Hey! 310 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,333 Man, you don't know how to shake? 311 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,701 I said... 312 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,770 That's pitiful. Old man like you. 313 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,205 Why-- Look at this. 314 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,808 Look like a broken-down spring. 315 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,310 I ought to slap you with the two fingers I got left. 316 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,645 I tell you it's nothing-- Oh! 317 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,480 What the--? 318 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,251 And this is little Pee Wee. 319 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,620 Pee Wee, the O.G. 320 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:38,525 O.G.? I'll slap my F-O-O-T in your B-U-T. 321 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,862 Oh, my goodness. Those aren't double-knit pants, are they? 322 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,196 Trying to bring it back, huh? 323 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,631 ( sniffs ) 324 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,299 What is this? 325 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,635 So where's BeBe? 326 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:49,937 She went downtown. 327 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,305 So how come she didn't take her little tribe with her? 328 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,207 Don't worry about it, 329 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,144 she left $20 to get her kids into Fun World. 330 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,946 BeBe left $20. 331 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,249 Twenty dollars ain't enough gas to put in my car. 332 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,752 He don't look too happy to see us, do he, LaShawn? 333 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,220 She left $20 here, 334 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,823 for me to take these 80 kids out. 335 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,258 Ain't that a-- 336 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,093 Come on, Robin. The kids can't wait. 337 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,394 I can't either. 338 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,097 This going to be fun. 339 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,331 LASHAWN: Hey, you wet dog, 340 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,600 look at me when I'm talking to you. 341 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,102 LEON: I'm not even bothering you, 342 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,404 why don't you leave me alone? 343 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,839 Look at me when I'm trying to talk to you, 344 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:29,076 I know you're trying to ignore me. 345 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,178 ( laughs ) 346 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,745 I don't want to sit by you anyway. 347 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,515 I don't want to sit by you, either. 348 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,050 Uhh... 349 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,919 ( laughs ) 350 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,620 LASHAWN: Wet dog! 351 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,754 ( squeak ) 352 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,756 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 353 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,759 I know you trying to ignore me! 354 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,664 Hey, look. What's up with all those...? 355 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,701 Ma! Don't be a tattletale. 356 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,871 And make us lose the little respect that we do have for you. 357 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,306 What's wrong, Leon? 358 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,808 Nothing. 359 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,446 Ow! 360 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,481 Ow, man, why you always messing with me? 361 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,383 Because she like you. I do not. 362 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,485 It's just because-- She thinks you cute. 363 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,621 I ain't going with no little runt like Leon. 364 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,323 She can't wait for you to grow up. 365 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,225 I had enough of you. 366 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,392 Hey, break it up back there! 367 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,728 Hey, don't worry, honey. 368 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,664 Once we get there, everything will be just fine. 369 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,000 Just fine. 370 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,537 ( car horns honking, drivers yelling ) 371 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,609 ( smooth R&B flavored theme playing ) 372 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:45,385 Come on, Leon. Wake up, sweetie. We almost here. 373 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,554 Wake up, kids. 374 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,562 Robin, you can slow down now, we're here. 375 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,364 Robin! 376 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,432 Robin, wake up! 377 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,934 ( tires screech ) 378 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,535 ( yells ) 379 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:09,476 OFFICER: Thank you, ma'am. You have a fun time, now. 380 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,979 ( clears throat ): Step out of the car. 381 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:15,815 Now, sir, you came to quite an abrupt stop. 382 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,251 Carrying any illegal substances? 383 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,620 Concealed fruits? Hey! Hey! 384 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,721 Vegetables? 385 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,523 No, I left that at home with the gun. 386 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,824 Stay right there. 387 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,893 Trying to make me feel like a king, huh? 388 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,929 Everyone's king at Fun World, sir. 389 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,198 Mm-hm. 390 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,834 Don't even try it. 391 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,938 ( blow raspberries ) 392 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,610 POLICE OFFICER: God, I hate kids. 393 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,012 VOICE OVER P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 394 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,148 boys and girls, welcome to Fun World. 395 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,449 Thirty-five dollars? 396 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,952 That's for the whole group, right? Dang... 397 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:58,558 One, two, three, four, five. God... 398 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,995 Jamika, give me that $20 BeBe left. 399 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,431 Say. 400 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,300 Well, look what we have here. 401 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,302 Are you starting trouble? 402 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,503 Definitely a troublemaker. 403 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:14,174 He's a 4-15 in progress. 404 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,277 Man, back off my tip. I was just getting a drink of water. 405 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,878 Watch that hostile attitude. 406 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,680 We'll ask the questions, kid. 407 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,482 What's this on your hat? 408 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,751 It looks like some sort of gang insignia. 409 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,620 Look, I ain't in no gang, now give me back my hat. 410 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,856 I said, give me back my hat! 411 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,691 Ow! 412 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,066 You just remember, 413 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,468 we'll be watching you. 414 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,271 You troublemaker delinquent. 415 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,640 Hundred ninety-seven... 416 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,544 ninety-eight... 417 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,446 ninety-nine... 418 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,215 two hundred! 419 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,752 Don't act like you don't want it. 420 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,459 What do you say to Mr. Harris, kids? 421 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,162 F... Thank you. 422 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,899 Here are your tickets, programs, maps, 423 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,035 senior-citizen discount cards, tennis shoes, a basketball, 424 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,172 mugs, decals, bumper stickers, coupons, napkins, 425 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,775 swizzle sticks, visor, sweat band and a T-shirt. 426 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,879 Please familiarize and observe the rules while in Fun World. 427 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,150 No running, no jumping, no yelling, 428 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,120 no cutting in line, no grumbling, no stealing. 429 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,987 That means you. 430 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:38,658 No breaking things and putting them back like nothing happened. 431 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,595 No sad faces, bad attitudes, introspective moments, 432 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:46,032 irritation at the mindless happiness of the masses. 433 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,367 And... 434 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,568 no littering. 435 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,969 Is that clear? 436 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,671 Enjoy your stay. 437 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,940 All right now, don't run around and work up an appetite. 438 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,842 'Cause I ain't feeding you little heathens. 439 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,644 And don't touch a damn thing! 440 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,580 ( children chatter indistinctly ) 441 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:06,319 ( "I Ain't Havin' It" by Faizon Love plays ) 442 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,587 Found mine. 443 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,656 How come we can't never find our names? 444 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,791 Yeah, I know four girls named LaShawn. 445 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,561 How come we don't have a license plate? 446 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,196 Kahlil? ( whooping ) 447 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,865 Who the kind of kids that never been no where? * 448 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,334 'Cause BeBe taught ya'll you just don't care * 449 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,503 The case is clear that you don't know how to act * 450 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,339 But you better learn quick or I'll take you right back * 451 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,708 I'm not havin' you run around here like some heathens * 452 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,678 If you thinkin' 'bout growlin' I'm a think about leavin' * 453 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,046 The day just started and I'm tired of this * 454 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,116 I'm not your daddy, and I ain't havin' it * 455 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:41,721 VOICE OVER P.A.: Warning. You have activated a maximum-security system. 456 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,556 Do not panic. 457 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:47,194 ( alarm beeping ) 458 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,705 Ahh! 459 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,043 ( screaming ) 460 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,080 ( grunts ) 461 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,118 ( huffing ) 462 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,189 ( sounds of bullets ricocheting ) 463 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,294 ( indistinct commotion ) 464 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,898 You want to start a fight? I'm ready for war * 465 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,768 I'll pack your rusty butts back in the car * 466 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,037 Roll up the windows with no air conditioning * 467 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,639 Blackin' out from the heat * 468 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,073 And you're all goin' be wishin' * 469 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,909 That you never, ever, thought of that * 470 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,878 Actin' the fool and showin' off * 471 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,381 So when I say stop ya'll better quit * 472 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:45,852 I'm not your daddy, and I ain't havin' it * 473 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,355 He ain't havin' it * 474 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,757 He ain't havin' it * 475 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,726 ( yelling ) 476 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,067 ( alarm wailing ) 477 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,235 Excuse me, sir, 478 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,170 but I have to charge you for the items 479 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,240 your kids manhandled in the store. 480 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,844 Oh, where did Pee Wee go? 481 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,546 I ain't saying jack. 482 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,882 Oh, you ain't going to talk, huh? Come here you little--! 483 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,750 You don't tell me where your little brother is, 484 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,286 I'll beat the black off you. 485 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,421 You going to look lighter than Michael Jackson. 486 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,956 So where is he? Where is he? 487 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,092 ( glass shatters ) 488 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,495 Now, I'm not the one you want to try * 489 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,564 I'll spank your behind and make your behind cry * 490 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,401 You'll get no appeals, bargains or pleas * 491 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,936 Don't care if your sorry, or begging on your knees * 492 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,439 Not a threat, not a promise, but a natural fact * 493 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:43,242 I ain't your daddy, and I ain't havin' it * 494 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,279 He ain't havin' it * 495 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,247 He ain't havin' it * 496 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,650 He ain't havin' it * 497 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:55,121 He ain't havin' it * 498 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:14,273 ( roller coaster whirrs, patrons shriek ) 499 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,809 But we was just playing. 500 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,945 Other kids are playing too. 501 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,547 Start up again, I'm going to drop you 502 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,214 like a bad habit. You hear that? 503 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,416 CHILDREN: Yeah. 504 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,218 Test-tube baby. 505 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,120 Can we eat? Man, I'm hungry. 506 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,222 We were too excited to have breakfast. 507 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,290 Yeah, that's it. 508 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,726 BeBe don't keep nothing in her fridge. 509 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,294 ( growls ) 510 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,964 I tell you, Jamika, that BeBe, she's getting on my nerves. 511 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,533 I ain't even met the child. 512 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:43,069 Look at these poor children. Look at them, starving. 513 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,738 They be better off in Ethiopia. 514 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,974 CHILDREN: Mama said knock you out * 515 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,743 I'm going to knock you out * 516 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,346 Mama said knock you out * 517 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:59,352 Hello, Robin. Long time, no see. 518 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,389 Hi, Dorothea. 519 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:06,192 I been meaning to call you, but my phone got shut off. 520 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,060 Funny, I always get your machine when I call. 521 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,930 Oh, I can get incoming, but I just can't dial out. 522 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,932 Don't worry. I'm not going to sweat you 523 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,200 for my alimony check. 524 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,969 I'm just here to have fun. Just like you. 525 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,806 Oh, Robin. This is my friend Vivian. 526 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,375 Oh, Lord, not another one. 527 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,479 Damn. 528 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,214 Quite an appetite you got there. 529 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:31,017 Oh, yeah, well, you know, I came with some people. 530 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,652 Well, that was quick. Was I so... 531 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,754 Dorothea. 532 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,757 I gotta go. Food's getting cold. 533 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,894 Food ain't the only thing cold around here. 534 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,133 You know he still love you. 535 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,501 Hm. 536 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,638 Was she born to torture me? Look at her. 537 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,039 Can't even wear high-heel shoes. 538 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,341 Just sliding and sliding all over the place. 539 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,010 Smoke coming out, look like a train coming down a aisle. 540 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,780 I remember one time she went into Lane Bryant. 541 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,015 "I would like to see something to fit me." 542 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,351 Sales lady looked at her, said, "Me too." 543 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,353 ROBIN: Seeing that skeezer made me feel 544 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,522 even better about being with Jamika. 545 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,823 She's about something. 546 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,058 But what about the kids? 547 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,727 The kids? You kidding me? 548 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,829 Those kids must have missed a few meals. 549 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,731 They were eating so fast 550 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:22,902 I had to spit on my food to keep them from taking mine. 551 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,237 Sorry about that there. 552 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,575 So then I took them on the scariest ride in the park. 553 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,043 And that kept them behaved. 554 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,985 ( patrons screaming ) 555 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,253 ( crash ) 556 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,889 Yes! Yeah! 557 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,657 ( cheers ) 558 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:47,894 No. No. No. No! 559 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:51,130 ( screaming ) 560 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,405 ( sniffs ) 561 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,907 Y'all smell something? 562 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,642 Pee Wee, is that you? 563 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,184 Jamika, this is the last time I take you... 564 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,787 and these crazy kids... 565 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,689 anywhere! 566 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:19,959 Slow down, slow down, slow down. 567 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:28,100 LASHAWN: Bye, Leon. 568 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,813 ROBIN: Hey, this is-- this is fun, right? 569 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,516 ( clacking ) 570 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:50,056 Okay, you can pull the cord now. 571 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,290 The cord. Pee Wee! 572 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,260 You mean this cord right here? 573 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,565 ( screaming ) 574 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,728 LASHAWN: What's the matter? Can't hang? 575 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,404 ( Leon vomits ) 576 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:41,774 ( wincing ) 577 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,077 PEE WEE: Aw, dang. 578 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:47,780 I'm just glad it didn't happen on the roller coaster, 579 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,149 because you would have got me too. 580 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:53,385 Thank you, Mr. Harris. Oh, you welcome, son. 581 00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:55,655 Just lay off them chili dogs. 582 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:05,698 Come on, boy. Clay, Kyle, whatever your name is, you next. 583 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,534 Father faker. 584 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,805 Since the kids started acting civilized, 585 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,573 we let them go off on their own. 586 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:18,444 And me and Jamika took a little boat trip. 587 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:32,358 Mama, I want to go with you. 588 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,394 You can't be with us now, sweetie. 589 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,630 Now, just run along and play with your friends. 590 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,898 Friends? 591 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,199 Those are not my friends. 592 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,534 I hate when you babysit BeBe's kids. 593 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:45,571 Why couldn't we go to Fun World alone? 594 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,573 Oh, honey. 595 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,209 Leon, come here. 596 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:53,079 Now, I know you don't like BeBe's kids. 597 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,681 I don't like them kids either. 598 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,349 But you all don't have to like each other. 599 00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:00,152 But they do have to respect you. 600 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,755 Now, that's something I can't make them do, Leon. 601 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,391 You have to do it for yourself. 602 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,460 How do I get respect? Easy. 603 00:27:08,494 --> 00:27:12,064 Don't worry about what they think about you. 604 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,100 Just do what you do best, 605 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,036 and then you'll win respect on your own terms. 606 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,337 That's it? Yeah. 607 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,339 Oh, and one other thing. 608 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:23,309 If you get into a fight, don't fight fair. 609 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,478 Get a brick and knock the hell out of them kids. 610 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,681 JAMIKA: Robin, I heard you. 611 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:31,317 All right, little man. Have a good time. 612 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,986 And remember what I said. 613 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,255 Bye, Mama. 614 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:39,458 Thanks, Mr. Harris. 615 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,694 I don't mean to get in your business, 616 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:45,197 but maybe you should sign Leon up for some karate classes. 617 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:49,201 That boy kind of soft. 618 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,937 BARKER: Step right up, young fellow. 619 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,604 Give it a good hit, now. 620 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,006 ( crowd laughs ) 621 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,441 If that's the best you can do, 622 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,309 you'll have to come back in a couple years. 623 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,545 Come on now, move along. Move along. 624 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:03,449 Who will be next to test their strength? Step right up. 625 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,985 LASHAWN: Look who's back. Little Leon. 626 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,520 Welcome back, weenie. 627 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:12,759 Oh, yeah, here he is, the weenie man. 628 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,093 You ready? 629 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,395 I thought you was going to hang around your mama leg all day. 630 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:18,931 At least my mama's here. Ooh... 631 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:21,300 Well, your mama ain't going to be here to catch you 632 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,435 when I knock you out, so you better watch your mouth 633 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:25,171 because you're talking about our mama. 634 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,907 Yeah. What's up with that, man? 635 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,614 ( squeaks ) 636 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:42,688 VOICE OVER P.A.: Hey, kids! Time for another Cartoon Cavalcade 637 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,792 at Fun World Playhouse on Flea Street. 638 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,360 With plenty of free popcorn. 639 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:51,197 Come on, let's get a good seat. 640 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,833 Don't try to change the subject. 641 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:57,636 So, what up with that? Y'all going to scrap or give a hug? 642 00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:00,539 Go on, kiss her. 643 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:05,444 We got them good. 644 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:10,149 Look at that expression on her face. 645 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,184 Mack daddy, Leon. 646 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,821 Oh, yeah, player of the year. 647 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:18,557 You got it going on, baby, like no other. 648 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,660 You guys play too much, man. 649 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,463 I'm going to get you guys, 650 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,899 you know I don't like kissing boys. 651 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,701 ( screaming ) 652 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,372 I'm going to get you two. 653 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,413 No wonder they going so much faster. 654 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:42,882 Get some of this food off the boat. 655 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,116 Well, I need it to live. 656 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:45,584 Get that chicken out your purse. 657 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,621 You really have been sweet with the kids today, Robin. 658 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,058 Jamika, is BeBe your sister? No. 659 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,860 Is she your cousin? Unh-unh. 660 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,095 Is her man your loan shark? 661 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,497 BeBe is a friend. 662 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,466 Shoot, I would want somebody to help me 663 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,701 if I had problems like she does. 664 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:07,473 They got correctional facilities for problems like that, Jamika. 665 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,942 They just need a strong man in their life. 666 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:12,044 You got any kids? Nope. 667 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,413 Ever been married? Next question. 668 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,583 Do you want kids? 669 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:18,851 Hell, no! 670 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:22,488 Especially if they turn out to be like BeBe's kids. 671 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:25,091 But you know, you're really good with them. 672 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,693 Not that I like you for the kids. 673 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:28,861 I like you. 674 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,629 Mm-hm. 675 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,132 Sometimes it just don't seem like the right things 676 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,466 happen to the right people. 677 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,068 Or the right people just don't be 678 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,569 at the right place at the right time. 679 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,571 Yeah, like the white people on Arsenio's band. 680 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:43,309 Robin, I mean BeBe. Hold up, Jamika. 681 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:46,478 That's enough talk about BeBe. 682 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,847 I only know one thing. 683 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,317 I'm definitely in the right place, 684 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,385 at the right time. 685 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,121 Right now. 686 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:57,423 Just scoot them baby hips over. 687 00:30:57,456 --> 00:31:00,826 Boy, you crazy. 688 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:05,998 ( "All My Love" by Phil Perry and Renee Diggs plays ) 689 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:10,202 Oh, the funniest sensation * 690 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:15,174 We been here just like this before * 691 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,544 If this is any indication * 692 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:24,616 Of a future, I want more * 693 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:29,555 Now I don't have a lot to give you * 694 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:34,360 I ain't putting on no airs * 695 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:38,230 But if you'll just let me be with you * 696 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:44,670 Love has returns we can share * 697 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,773 Because we got so much in common * 698 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,741 We could be two of a kind * 699 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:53,679 No matter how the chips may fall * 700 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:57,383 Like a puzzle on a table * 701 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,952 Like a hand in glove, we fit together * 702 00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:04,957 I'm going to give you all my love * 703 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,961 From the stars up above * 704 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,297 I'm going to give you all my love * 705 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,498 Just you baby * 706 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,734 It's got to be you * 707 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,670 You know you're all I'm thinking of * 708 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:22,441 I'm going to give you all my love * 709 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:27,546 Oh, God, the feeling * Oh, God the feeling, baby * 710 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,648 If you got the time * 711 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,118 If you got the time * 712 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,453 For the love revealing * 713 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,156 Concealing nothing * 714 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:41,460 True happiness we will find * 715 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:51,570 Going to give you all my love * 716 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:54,273 My love, my love * 717 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,976 PEE WEE: Hey, y'all can't leave me, the little O.G. 718 00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:04,650 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 719 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,585 Hey, man, are you out of your mind? 720 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,220 Hey Kahlil, over here. 721 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:09,921 ( blows raspberry ) 722 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,559 ( blows raspberry ) 723 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:17,729 Hey, up here. Down here. 724 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,066 Hey, Pee Wee, I froze you. 725 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,737 It's too hot to stay froze. 726 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,840 Oh, I see a popsicle coming now. 727 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:34,012 ( gasps ) 728 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,348 Where are your parents? 729 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,617 Yeah. Your mommy and daddy. 730 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:39,918 Where you think they at? 731 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:42,088 Over your parents' house playing pinochle. 732 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:46,525 Another smart remark and you'll be ejected from Fun World. 733 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:47,893 Understand? 734 00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:50,429 Unsupervised minors are prohibited from engaging 735 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,499 in unauthorized leisure activities. 736 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,901 Yeah, no laying around. Shut up. 737 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,903 I do all the talking. All right. 738 00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,505 We weren't in anybody's way, okay? 739 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,608 The issue is not obstruction of walkways. 740 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,244 Oh, so you trying to say we can't play freeze tag? 741 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:08,947 Correct. However, we have a variety of engrossing... 742 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,117 Yeah, real scary. 743 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,153 ...exhibits designed for your age demographic. 744 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:19,258 Allow me to escort you to my personal favorite. 745 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,160 Follow him. Get your hands off me. 746 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:23,295 Let's go, people. 747 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,698 Safety first. Strap them in tighter. 748 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,668 Good night, Gracie. All clear here. 749 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,738 We're on our way back to headquarters. 750 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:37,343 Everything is A-okay. 751 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,044 ( train whistle blows ) 752 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,012 ( "Fools and All Their Money" by Dan Wilson plays ) 753 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:43,715 Thunder turns on a basic assumption * 754 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,185 Moving, time after time * 755 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:49,521 Family dysfunction and compulsive consumption * 756 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:52,291 Are two sides of the same dime * 757 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,794 If our hand in your pants feels like a grand presumption * 758 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,697 That's where our fortune is found * 759 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,867 Because fools and all their money * 760 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:06,104 Make Fun World go 'round * 761 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,875 Overpriced merchandise galore * 762 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,844 Leave your wallet with us at the door * 763 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:15,381 Don't come out until you buy some more * 764 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,183 More, more, more, more * 765 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:20,719 The power of suggestion cannot be ignored * 766 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,689 So the saying goes * 767 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,725 And the carrot is mightier than the sword * 768 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:30,028 When it hangs in front of your nose * 769 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,198 We hope it's a carrot that you can afford * 770 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:35,667 Halt. No one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian. 771 00:35:37,769 --> 00:35:39,938 ( Fun World theme ends, hip-hop plays ) 772 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:43,975 ( cheering ) 773 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:13,272 Just as I suspected. Just as we suspected. 774 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:17,209 Get those kids! Oh, no! 775 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,889 Whoa! 776 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,663 GUARD: My back! 777 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,465 KAHLIL: Way to go, Leon. 778 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:40,899 Yeah, I knew you had it in you. 779 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:45,471 I knew you had a little BeBe in you. 780 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,205 Oops. 781 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,376 ( cheering ) 782 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,445 All right! 783 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,547 Wow. Who are you guys? 784 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,182 We BeBe's kids. 785 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,750 BeBe's kids? 786 00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:02,488 Yeah. We don't die, we multiply. 787 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,323 All right. Who's he? 788 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:07,626 He's just a punk. Man, I ain't no punk. 789 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:11,997 Oh, so you down, then? Yeah. For whatever. 790 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:15,267 Hey, yo. Can we be BeBe's kids? 791 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,973 No, punk. But you can hang with us for a while. 792 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:25,811 Yeah, all right. That's cool, dude. 793 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:31,650 What's your name, man? 794 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:33,452 My name's Winthrop. 795 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,354 Winthrop? 796 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,923 ( chuckles ): No, man, we calling you Opie. 797 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,726 My name's Richie. Like the comic book Richie? 798 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,194 Damn, you guys got some corny names. 799 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,596 What's your name? 800 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:47,699 I'm the jaw breaker, the candy taker * 801 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,701 And if I skip school I'm the flufaker * 802 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,003 Original man in a strange land * 803 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,440 You never saw my butt on American Bandstand * 804 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,342 The MC's name is Kahlil * 805 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,944 And if you can't spell it you never will * 806 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,112 Allah the provider for the flavor you're lacking* 807 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:04,983 But if you stop my flow start straight jacking * 808 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,586 Look. 809 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,656 Straight jacking * 810 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,524 Straight, straight straight jacking * 811 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,960 I'm LaShawn, no, not Latifah * 812 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,763 Demanding the mike just like Aretha * 813 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,865 Cute little girl but I fight like a man * 814 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,233 I even made Iron Mike Tyson say "Damn!" * 815 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:26,472 LaShawn, Kahlil and Pee Wee want R-E-S-P-E-C-T * 816 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,907 Never slipping, or sliding, no macking or slacking * 817 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:32,243 BeBe's kids, straight jacking* 818 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,148 We've got an assault on characters in Section Five. 819 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:40,118 VOICE: Order received. 820 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,321 Shorty, the O.G. with all the clout * 821 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:45,256 Lip smacking for what's under the blouse * 822 00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:47,826 Three years old and still drinking Similac * 823 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,061 You smack me and I'll smack you back, punk * 824 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:52,564 So now it's time for me to straight jack y'all * 825 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,566 And get busy like Arsenio Hall * 826 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,968 Taking a dump can be so relaxing * 827 00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,305 ( groans ) Straight jacking * 828 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,775 Hi, boys and girls, I'm Rodney Rodent. 829 00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:07,913 And I'm Tommy Toad. How are you doing today? 830 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,181 It goes three for the treble and two for the bass * 831 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:12,250 We're BeBe's kids and we're wrecking this place * 832 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,387 Now all bad kids seem to always get spanked * 833 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,856 But try that with us and you might get ganked * 834 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,725 Release the balloons and act real funny * 835 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,893 As we ride rides and Robin spends money * 836 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:23,729 To my posse won't be no attacking * 837 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,096 Hey, yo * 838 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,332 We ain't wild * We're straight jacking * 839 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,637 Yo, they trying to get away. 840 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,439 Rush them. 841 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:37,743 TOMMY TOAD: Rodney, come on. Let's get out of here. 842 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,478 You're on your own, Rodney. 843 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,012 Let go. 844 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,214 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 845 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:50,155 CHILDREN: Yay, Rodney! 846 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:54,926 Yay, Rodney! 847 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:59,164 ( panicked muttering ) 848 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,570 Oh, not the feet. I've only got two of them. 849 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,037 ( Toad screams ) 850 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:09,240 Yeah, these'll work. We can use these to go swimming. 851 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,214 Look, there they are. 852 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,816 5-0. Run. 853 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:20,018 Fun World. 854 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,787 Come back here, you little scum-buckets. 855 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,188 I'm going to get you. 856 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,757 Oh, Robin. It looks like there's some trouble. 857 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,793 Trouble? Girl, you from Compton. 858 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,427 That ain't no kind of trouble. 859 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,063 Maybe, we should find the kids and make sure they're safe. 860 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,632 Them kids all right, girl. 861 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:38,303 Shoot. I feel sorry for trouble if it runs into them kids. 862 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,306 ( cheering ) 863 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,108 Hide! 864 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:48,279 Hey, y'all, wait for me. 865 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:53,451 ( panting ) 866 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:16,241 KID: Look out! Behind you! 867 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:18,109 Run. Look at them. Look at them. 868 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:21,112 Where's them cops now? Put that down. 869 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,115 Thank God they white. 870 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,452 ( guards panting ) 871 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,221 There they are. 872 00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:33,191 Come on, I think they're still behind us. 873 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,660 This way, Richie. Get in. 874 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,361 RIDE ANNOUNCER: Please, walk to your cars 875 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:38,797 and secure your seat belts immediately. 876 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,165 GUARD: Ever hear of the Alamo? 877 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,668 Get your muskets ready, Davy Crockett. 878 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,203 How long could we keep this up? 879 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:49,107 Until BeBe's kids show up again, and they'll know what to do. 880 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,109 Look out, there's one over there. 881 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:54,479 Look out behind you. 882 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:58,717 GUARD 1: Oh, my aching old back. GUARD 2: My glasses. 883 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:05,056 He's going down the court, just going... 884 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,058 Boy, you're so crazy. 885 00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:09,695 I ain't lying. Would you try to stop them? 886 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,098 I'm going to the ladies' room. 887 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,333 I'll be right back. 888 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:19,638 Don't get lost, my little chitlin snaps. 889 00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:29,114 Girl, you been walking slow all day. What's your problem? 890 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:32,350 My man Robin came over last night. 891 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,320 You mean Robin Harris? Ain't but one. 892 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,955 You see I got bags under my eyes 893 00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:40,291 big enough to carry $50 worth of groceries. 894 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:42,127 How come y'all didn't stay married? 895 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,796 Oh, he's good to me, but he's so mean to the kids. 896 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:46,197 Is he cheap? Is he? 897 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,066 He turned Muslim last December so he wouldn't 898 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:49,635 have to give Christmas presents. 899 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,002 That's a damn shame. 900 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,303 And he's so quick to hit somebody. 901 00:42:52,337 --> 00:42:53,939 Then he don't wanna pay the dental bill. 902 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:57,008 I don't know what to say. You shouldn't be with that man. 903 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,376 I know, I shouldn't. 904 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,979 But, girl, I can't help it, because I love him. 905 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:03,548 You love him? Mm-hm. 906 00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:08,053 Girl, I don't believe what you just did. 907 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,856 Did we psyche her out or what? 908 00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:12,223 Did you see her face? 909 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:14,159 I know! I know! Girl, I ain't seen nobody that mad 910 00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:17,162 since I saw Robin in divorce court. 911 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:24,135 Hey, sweet thing. Where you been? 912 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:26,905 Where I been is talking to some of your friends. 913 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,106 My friends? 914 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,607 And where were you last night? 915 00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:31,643 You act like you know already. What's wrong with you? 916 00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:33,511 Don't act like something's wrong with me. 917 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,914 You the one with the problem. 918 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:38,416 Now, how much time we got until we meet up with the kids again? 919 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:42,253 Well, we got just enough time... 920 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:45,991 Oh, my God... Robikins. 921 00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:48,226 Get away. Get away from here. 922 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,628 Leave. Please leave. 923 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:57,302 Guess what? We got just enough time 924 00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:59,170 to go check out Futureville. 925 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:01,406 I bet you it ain't got no black people in it. 926 00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:03,942 You going to act like that didn't happen? What? 927 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:07,245 Oh, I'm sorry, honey, I thought you was in a downwind. 928 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:10,381 I had a couple of burritos, and you know... 929 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,317 Robin, don't try to change the subject. 930 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:14,452 I knew she wasn't going to leave me alone. 931 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,688 So I'm trying to figure out what's worse, 932 00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:19,725 telling a pretty lie or the ugly truth. 933 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,893 Beauty's only skin deep. 934 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:24,830 Yeah, but ugly is to the bone. 935 00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:26,597 MAN: Amen, brother. 936 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,072 ROBIN: I hate it when a woman says: 937 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:37,876 Just tell me the truth. I won't get upset. 938 00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:40,478 Because she's lying. And she don't wanna hear the truth. 939 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,714 If you tell her the truth she's going to get mad. 940 00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:44,182 So I told her: 941 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:47,152 That's my landlady. The old snaggletoothed heifer. 942 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,454 Spending all my rent money on that cotton candy 943 00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:51,890 when she knows she needs to be fixing my refrigerator. 944 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,624 ( chair squeaks ) 945 00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:58,496 Wait, wait. Jamika, come on, now. 946 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,697 Jamika! 947 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:01,699 ( park powers down ) 948 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,571 Hey. Yo, you always trying to leave the little O.G. 949 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:10,308 Hey, man, yo. 950 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:14,345 Come back here with my brother. 951 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,381 ROBOT: Humans are not allowed here. 952 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,884 Give him back, and we'll leave. Give my little brother back. 953 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:21,652 You better not be rolling nowhere with my brother, man. 954 00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:26,057 He attacked one of our models. He will be punished. 955 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:29,961 He must not know who he's messing with. 956 00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:32,597 Hey, tin man, haven't you heard of BeBe's-- 957 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:33,865 ( growls ) 958 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,733 ( screams ) 959 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,354 ( gasps ) 960 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,824 ( sniffs ) 961 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:03,361 Run, Pee Wee, he's got the scent of your diaper. 962 00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:12,303 What's going on here? 963 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:15,740 Shoo. Move along. Get. 964 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:20,445 Hey, you there. What do you want? 965 00:46:21,412 --> 00:46:23,514 You're in America, son. 966 00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:26,751 That's not the way we do things around here. 967 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:30,121 Every man has a right to a fair trial. 968 00:46:30,155 --> 00:46:31,622 Word. 969 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:34,592 So how about it? Give a brother a fair shot. 970 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:39,730 If my robotic brethren agree, a trial will commence. 971 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:43,334 Hear ye, hear ye. 972 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:48,339 The robots versus Kahlil Wooten. The charge is assault. 973 00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:51,276 The prosecution may present their case. 974 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,879 You know, it's been a long time 975 00:46:53,912 --> 00:46:56,047 since I've been in a courtroom as a lawyer, 976 00:46:56,081 --> 00:47:01,019 but the evidence of this heinous crime is so irrefutable. 977 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:03,521 Exhibit one, please. 978 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,659 ROBOT NIXON: Now this is videotape 979 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:10,595 from one of the security cameras 980 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:13,932 in the Fun World exhibit. 981 00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:16,434 Oh, man, cold busted. 982 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:18,303 I told you that stupid bad attitude 983 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,505 would get you in trouble, Kahlil. 984 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:25,710 Do me a favor man, Leon, before they fry me, drop dead. 985 00:47:25,743 --> 00:47:27,845 Any of you who knows the importance 986 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,848 of law and order will vote guilty. 987 00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:34,219 ( cheering ) 988 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:40,258 For the defense, Abraham Lincoln. 989 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,260 Don't slip up, Abe. 990 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,695 Pass the mashed potatoes, dear, will you? 991 00:47:44,729 --> 00:47:47,632 Is this a pork gravy, dear? Or is this...? 992 00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:51,136 ROBIN: Here it comes. I'm just waiting for her to ask me. 993 00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:55,773 Robin, who was that, really? 994 00:47:55,806 --> 00:48:00,411 You mean the one over there with the orange perm 995 00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:03,281 and the spandex. 996 00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:05,516 That's Dorothea. That's my ex-wife. 997 00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:08,619 Lips so big, ChapStick had to make a spray. 998 00:48:09,955 --> 00:48:11,889 I know I should have told you in the first place, 999 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,658 but I'm embarrassed by that girl. 1000 00:48:13,691 --> 00:48:16,194 I guess that's why you only see her at night, huh? 1001 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,430 At night? I'm trying not to see her for the rest of my life! 1002 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:22,533 That's not what I heard. Shh. 1003 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,902 Sprung a leak, cuz? 1004 00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,171 What you mean, "heard"? 1005 00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:27,973 Did she talk to you or something? 1006 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,807 Uh-huh. 1007 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,211 Well, we going to settle this now. Right now! 1008 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,481 Each of you must ask yourself: 1009 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,351 Are we petty, vengeful humans 1010 00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:43,088 or logical, moral machines? 1011 00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,456 Then pass judgment. 1012 00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:49,027 Your Honor, the defense rests. 1013 00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:51,696 What say you all? 1014 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,765 ROBOTS: Death. Death. Death. 1015 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:58,970 ( dark hip-hop beat plays ) 1016 00:48:59,004 --> 00:49:01,372 Wait a minute. Listen up. 1017 00:49:01,406 --> 00:49:03,941 Oh, no, don't help me, Leon. 1018 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:06,344 All they were going to do before was kill me. 1019 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:08,613 Ladies and gentlemen of the court * 1020 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,815 You're about to witness a brand-new sport * 1021 00:49:10,848 --> 00:49:13,818 Where you're on the offense and I'm on the defense * 1022 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,686 So let's see if we can make some sense * 1023 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,289 Kahlil is a rebel without a pause * 1024 00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:20,891 He's a victim of your unjust laws * 1025 00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:23,494 Fun World is no real fun for him * 1026 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,963 It seems so whack, so bland, so grim * 1027 00:49:25,997 --> 00:49:28,566 Freedom is a concept designed for every race * 1028 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:31,002 Follow it and Kahlil might own this place * 1029 00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:33,038 He'd change the name and change the feel * 1030 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:35,240 Imagine "Def World" with your host Kahlil * 1031 00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:38,076 Where Carter sells peanuts and Nixon fresh lemonade * 1032 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:40,745 And even old Abe will sport a hightop fade * 1033 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:42,913 Remember every great leader broke the rules * 1034 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,916 Made up by fools give Kahlil the tools he needs * 1035 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:48,453 Freedom, freedom * 1036 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,855 Freedom * 1037 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,457 Freedom * 1038 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,925 Freedom * 1039 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,828 Who are y'all to tell me I ain't civilized * 1040 00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:00,098 Don't give us laws give us the right to live our lives * 1041 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:02,500 At least I go out and get what's coming * 1042 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:05,403 Because BeBe's kids ain't known for running * 1043 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,738 So come on down even if you're abused * 1044 00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:10,041 You robots are all right until you blow a fuse * 1045 00:50:10,075 --> 00:50:12,710 Y'all say I'm wild but I'm only a child * 1046 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:16,681 What BeBe's kids really need is freedom * 1047 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:19,284 Freedom, freedom * 1048 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,522 Freedom! 1049 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:27,458 Now it's time to rest my case * 1050 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,960 And get the verdict face to face * 1051 00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:32,130 Wave your hands so we can see them * 1052 00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,999 Wave your hands like you don't need them * 1053 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:39,704 If you believe Kahlil is right somebody say freedom * 1054 00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:42,340 Freedom, freedom * 1055 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,942 Freedom * 1056 00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:47,278 Freedom * 1057 00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:49,847 Freedom * 1058 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,383 Freedom * 1059 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,419 Freedom * 1060 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,021 Freedom * 1061 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,724 Oh, girl, you got to try on this blush. 1062 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,326 I got enough makeup. 1063 00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:02,993 Now, you stop it, now. I look good. 1064 00:51:03,027 --> 00:51:06,297 Yeah, but you got to put these big red circles on your cheeks. 1065 00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:07,865 Make them look like targets. 1066 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,267 I don't wanna look like Shirley Temple. 1067 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,869 Now, move girl, ain't you done yet? Let's go. 1068 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,838 In a minute. 1069 00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:19,177 Ain't nobody looking at you. Come on. 1070 00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:21,045 Uh-oh. 1071 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:31,989 JAMIKA: That's them. I can tell by them Lee Press-On toenails. 1072 00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,858 ROBIN: Look who's with her. 1073 00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:36,927 Old Vivian with the skippys with the broke-down back. 1074 00:51:36,961 --> 00:51:38,763 Give me a break. 1075 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:45,303 Hmph. I see some women can't do anything without a man. 1076 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:48,306 Why you lie on me? Don't you know this kind of game 1077 00:51:48,339 --> 00:51:50,408 only brings me and Jamika closer 1078 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,744 and guarantees that you and I never get together again. Never! 1079 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:56,013 For me to lie on you I'd have to care about you 1080 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:58,516 and believe me, I don't give a damn about neither one y'all. 1081 00:51:58,549 --> 00:51:59,950 Ain't that a-- 1082 00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:02,287 That's why I wear my ring on the wrong finger, 1083 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,522 because I married the wrong woman. 1084 00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:06,056 Hair look like the back of a toaster. 1085 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,158 Your mama. 1086 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:08,859 My mama? Yeah, your whole family. 1087 00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:10,395 Ain't that a-- Look at you. 1088 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:12,863 Your mama so old, she was there the first day of slavery. 1089 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:15,266 Your mama so old, she's older than your grandmamma. 1090 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,335 Your mama so fat, she on both sides of the family. 1091 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:20,705 Your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund. 1092 00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:22,507 Ain't that a-- Your mama so dumb, 1093 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,874 they told her it was chilly outside, 1094 00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:25,210 she went and got a bowl. 1095 00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,744 ( laughs ) 1096 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:29,880 You ready to go, baby? Come on, let's get out of here. 1097 00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:32,917 I think it's time to flush and leave. 1098 00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:35,753 You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man. 1099 00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:37,455 Well, girlfriend, here's some lotion 1100 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,156 for your ashy ankles. 1101 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,794 That'll make it even easier. 1102 00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:46,597 That's all right, your mama so country, 1103 00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:47,732 she got in an elevator 1104 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,100 and thought it was a mobile home. 1105 00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:54,439 You know what that was all about, right? 1106 00:52:54,472 --> 00:52:57,475 He still loves you. Mm-hm. 1107 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,977 Robin, I'm so sorry. 1108 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,247 Oh, Jamika, it doesn't really matter, 1109 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,181 because I'm with you, 1110 00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:07,485 and this day turned out to be, you know, kind of special to me. 1111 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:08,886 Me too. 1112 00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:11,522 I'm sorry I put you on trial like that. 1113 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:13,358 Oh, Jamika, 1114 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:15,893 you so crazy. 1115 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:18,863 ( yells ) 1116 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,768 KID: Run! 1117 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:25,736 Come on, the cops are still after us. 1118 00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:29,707 We better get out of here. Let's go. Let's go! 1119 00:53:32,477 --> 00:53:37,548 Now I've got them. Surrender now and face moderate casualties. 1120 00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:39,650 It's the end of the line for you kids. 1121 00:53:39,684 --> 00:53:42,320 LASHAWN: Hey, come on, this way. 1122 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:47,725 KAHLIL: Move. Excuse me. Get out of the way. 1123 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:49,294 Move, man. 1124 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:53,130 GUARD: Come on, come on. Let's go, people. 1125 00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:55,065 Out of our way. 1126 00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,238 I got-- 1127 00:54:04,509 --> 00:54:06,477 Oh, no! 1128 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:11,782 Phew. 1129 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:15,019 It looks like you missed the boat, huh? 1130 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:18,656 I'll be the captain. 1131 00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:20,991 SAILOR: Oh, no. It's BeBe's kids! 1132 00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:28,799 LASHAWN: Ahoy, mates. I spot a big old boat 1133 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:32,470 to our starboard side that's ready to get vicked. 1134 00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:35,873 Give me that. Let me see. 1135 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:39,109 They're still after us. What say you, crew? 1136 00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:41,512 Are you down to take them off? 1137 00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,348 KIDS: Aye, aye! 1138 00:54:43,381 --> 00:54:45,583 Bust it, then. 1139 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,985 ( triumphant theme plays ) 1140 00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:09,874 As you enjoy the last cruise on the Titanic 1141 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:12,309 stop by the snack bar for flavor-icious 1142 00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:14,879 iceberg pops for you and your family. 1143 00:55:14,912 --> 00:55:16,714 We also have delicious popcorn... 1144 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:19,283 ( "Moonlight Becomes You" by Johnny Mathis playing ) 1145 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,551 Monsieur. 1146 00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:22,620 Moonlight becomes you * 1147 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:27,458 It goes with your hair * 1148 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:28,693 ( sniffs ) 1149 00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:31,962 ( chuckles ) 1150 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:35,265 Robin, you are something else. 1151 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:40,104 Something... You so crazy. 1152 00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:49,013 Boy, I'm scared of you. Look at you. Mm-mm-mm. 1153 00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:51,482 ( crash ) 1154 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:53,884 What was that? 1155 00:55:53,918 --> 00:55:56,454 I know it's them kids. I know it's them kids. 1156 00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:58,489 If I could just touch one of them, I would-- 1157 00:55:58,523 --> 00:56:00,925 Hey! Hey! 1158 00:56:02,527 --> 00:56:05,029 Robin? Robin? 1159 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:10,067 Oh, my God! The boat! The boat! 1160 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,936 Women and children... 1161 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:18,308 ( cheers ) 1162 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:21,345 Now what, captain? 1163 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:25,115 Ram them. KIDS: All right! 1164 00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,851 MAN: Come on, we gotta get out of here! 1165 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,853 MAN 2: Abandon ship. 1166 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:33,090 We're experiencing difficulties, but the snack bar's still open, 1167 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:36,627 where they've got that finger-- They're going to ram us! 1168 00:56:36,661 --> 00:56:39,396 ( crowd screams ) 1169 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:44,401 KIDS: We BeBe's kids. We don't die, we multiply. 1170 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:47,438 Somebody help me! I'm right behind you. 1171 00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:49,106 Hey, wait for me. 1172 00:56:50,775 --> 00:56:53,177 ( mutters indistinctly ) 1173 00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,114 Fun World. 1174 00:56:58,583 --> 00:56:59,717 Robin, wait. 1175 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,151 Oh, no. I had enough of them kids. 1176 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,188 I can't be around no bad people, Jamika. 1177 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,323 You know I'm on parole. 1178 00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:08,893 Boy, you ain't on no parole. Let's go get the kids. 1179 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,528 I ain't stuttin' those kids, Jamika. 1180 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:13,163 If you were smart, you'd come right along with me. 1181 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,000 GUARD: I'll call for backup! 1182 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:18,202 GUARD 2: Boat 73 going in. 1183 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:21,839 Did you buy your kid a Nintendo game this Christmas? 1184 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,541 Did I buy my kid a Nintendo--? 1185 00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:25,009 Give me a break, okay, kid? 1186 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:26,276 I don't think so. 1187 00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:28,178 Look, we were going to, okay? 1188 00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:30,314 We were going to-- We were going to. 1189 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,517 What say you, crew? Should I? 1190 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,118 KIDS: Shark food! 1191 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:38,422 Wahh! 1192 00:57:39,524 --> 00:57:42,092 ( splash ) Next. 1193 00:57:46,731 --> 00:57:48,699 ( panting ) 1194 00:57:48,733 --> 00:57:50,735 Don't try to leave them, Robin. 1195 00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:54,004 That's why they shot their daddy. 1196 00:57:57,742 --> 00:57:59,744 ROBIN: Come on. 1197 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:05,583 Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way! 1198 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,987 ( panting ) 1199 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,590 Gotta go. Gotta go. 1200 00:58:22,667 --> 00:58:26,403 It's my car. Where's my keys? Ain't that a-- Look out. 1201 00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:36,280 It ain't time to go. 1202 00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:39,516 Are you trying to leave us? 1203 00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:41,018 ( sighs ) 1204 00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:44,054 KIDS: Fun World! Fun World! 1205 00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:47,491 Fun World! Fun World! Fun World! 1206 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,226 Quiet down! 1207 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:52,429 Hey, Ma, guess what we did? We jumped out of a boat, 1208 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:54,832 and then we cut off Tommy Toad's feet off. 1209 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:56,233 And then we took over a pirate ship, 1210 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,168 and then we saw another ship. And then we-- 1211 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:01,405 Quit talking. PEE WEE: Fun World. 1212 00:59:01,438 --> 00:59:02,607 Home, blacky. 1213 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,174 Ain't that a-- 1214 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,375 ( tires screech ) 1215 00:59:05,409 --> 00:59:06,944 You messed up now. That's it. 1216 00:59:06,977 --> 00:59:08,445 KIDS: Fun World! Fun World! 1217 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:12,449 LaShawn. Girl, have you gone crazy? 1218 00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:16,621 ( sniffs ) 1219 00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:19,189 What's that funky smell? 1220 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:22,893 JAMIKA: Pee Wee, did you go again? 1221 00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:24,595 ROBIN: What's corn doing on the floor? 1222 00:59:24,629 --> 00:59:27,297 ( explosions ) 1223 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,738 ( gasps ) 1224 00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:36,206 ( sighs ): Oh. 1225 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:42,780 I ain't never been glad to see cops before, 1226 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,214 but I was sure happy then. 1227 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:46,651 Happier than a runaway slave, papers and all. 1228 00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:51,321 Help. Help. Help. 1229 00:59:53,758 --> 00:59:55,559 These kids are dangerous. 1230 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,895 Boy got a knife bigger than Rambo's. 1231 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:01,699 One kid got a Colt longer than Shaft's. 1232 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:03,333 KIDS: Boo! 1233 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:06,403 Uh-oh! Those are BeBe's kids. 1234 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:17,314 I have had it. 1235 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:20,284 I am pissed off to the highest level of pissivity. 1236 01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:22,252 Now, I'm taking these kids home now. 1237 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,655 Not now, but right now. 1238 01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:25,990 But BeBe isn't home yet. 1239 01:00:26,023 --> 01:00:27,925 No, she's home. I know she's home. 1240 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,661 And she's home getting her boots smoked, right now 1241 01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:32,262 just like you could be. 1242 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:34,865 But, no. You want to sit here and watch these badass kids. 1243 01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:36,066 If she didn't want to watch them, 1244 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:37,467 she shouldn't have had them. 1245 01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:39,336 She didn't have them by herself, Robin. 1246 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,972 What'd you say "Robin" for? I ain't their daddy. 1247 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:44,675 At least you recognize that they do have one. 1248 01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,777 I don't see nobody shaking their heads, 1249 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,178 pointing their fingers at him. 1250 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,914 Now what you wanna go and point the finger 1251 01:00:49,947 --> 01:00:51,181 at Old Slewfoot for, huh? 1252 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,649 I thought the devil was through 1253 01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:54,518 when he made Rosemary's babies, 1254 01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:55,619 but, oh, no. 1255 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,856 Oh, no. Now we got BeBe's kids. 1256 01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:04,494 ( melancholy theme plays ) 1257 01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:17,207 ( kids yawning ) 1258 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,181 Now, kids, what do you say 1259 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,916 to Mr. Harris for the lovely trip? 1260 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,886 ALL: Thank you very much. 1261 01:01:30,921 --> 01:01:33,690 PEE WEE: They didn't wanna go with four black kids 1262 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:35,692 in the first place. 1263 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,667 ( giggles ) 1264 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:45,803 So where we going next week, Mr. Harris? 1265 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:48,605 Next week? I'll take you somewhere next week. 1266 01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:50,240 I'll take you to a snake pit. 1267 01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:53,143 Now go on, your mother's waiting for you. 1268 01:01:53,177 --> 01:01:55,379 ( blows raspberry ) 1269 01:01:56,981 --> 01:02:00,417 Yo, wait up. 1270 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,320 MAN: Hey, get back here. Get back here with my stuff. 1271 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:07,391 PEE WEE: Hey, it better not be nothing from my crib. 1272 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,428 I better walk them in. 1273 01:02:11,461 --> 01:02:12,863 Let me walk them in, 1274 01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:16,633 because I want to give BeBe a piece of my mind. 1275 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:22,773 ROBIN: I could see why they spent 1276 01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:24,674 so much time over at Jamika's house. 1277 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,977 It looked like they live next door to a crack house. 1278 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:32,549 Try to phone hell from there, it'd be a local call. 1279 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,985 ( indistinct chattering from rooms ) 1280 01:02:35,019 --> 01:02:37,554 Oh, hey. 1281 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,758 ( yells ) 1282 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:43,794 ( blows ) 1283 01:02:53,938 --> 01:02:56,306 Mommy? 1284 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:59,109 The place looked like MOVE headquarters. 1285 01:02:59,143 --> 01:03:00,878 Mommy? 1286 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:04,815 Mama, are you home? 1287 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,987 Mom, are you there? 1288 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,256 What is this, another unpaid bill? 1289 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:15,625 "Jamika, please give the kids dinner. 1290 01:03:15,659 --> 01:03:18,695 "I'll be home soon. BeBe." 1291 01:03:18,728 --> 01:03:21,398 That girl crazy. 1292 01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:29,573 Y'all ain't got nothing in here to eat? 1293 01:03:42,252 --> 01:03:46,223 Well, here. Here's $10. Call the pizza man. 1294 01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:51,061 He don't come around here no more. 1295 01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:52,596 You leaving? 1296 01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:54,464 Well... 1297 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,466 I'm sure your mother will be home soon. 1298 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,903 Just keep the door locked, all right? 1299 01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:02,572 I sure had a good time. 1300 01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:05,742 Take care of yourselves. 1301 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:10,747 Bye-bye, y'all. 1302 01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:14,518 ALL: Bye, Mr. Harris. 1303 01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:26,730 ( melancholy theme plays ) 1304 01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:44,514 Now do you understand? 1305 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:46,750 I understand that BeBe needs a good realtor. 1306 01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:49,086 Those kids don't stand a chance in that neighborhood. 1307 01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:51,588 No, I don't think that neighborhood stands a chance 1308 01:04:51,621 --> 01:04:53,890 against BeBe's kids. 1309 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:58,195 Now, I know they have a behavior problem, 1310 01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,629 but they're still kids. 1311 01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:02,032 Jamika, I was a kid too. 1312 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:03,767 And I lived like that too. 1313 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,335 But I wasn't as bad as those kids. 1314 01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:07,071 Nowhere near as bad as those kids. 1315 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,673 If I got in trouble, my mother'd go get a switch 1316 01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:11,408 and beat me until my daddy get home. 1317 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:13,043 Then he'd put on that blues record, 1318 01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:14,178 the one that skipped. 1319 01:05:14,211 --> 01:05:15,679 Whup you when I wanna * 1320 01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:18,082 When I wanna, when I wanna * 1321 01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:20,684 See, Robin, you making my case. These kids need-- 1322 01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:22,586 Need a what? A social worker? 1323 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:26,590 I already got a job, and it pays better benefits than that one. 1324 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:33,197 Oh, you going to be like that, huh? 1325 01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:38,302 ROBIN: That was it. 1326 01:05:38,335 --> 01:05:40,204 That was it? Not another word. 1327 01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:41,505 You just dropped her off? 1328 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,407 She got out the car didn't say nothing. 1329 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,542 Well, what did you say? Say? 1330 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,244 I wasn't going to play myself, 1331 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,812 if she was going to play high post. 1332 01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:50,280 Oh, man. 1333 01:05:50,314 --> 01:05:52,749 Oh, man, nothing. 1334 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:57,121 Say, man, you did the right thing 1335 01:05:57,154 --> 01:05:58,822 leaving them kids. 1336 01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:01,525 They were nothing but trouble. 1337 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:05,429 Listen, you don't need to look out 1338 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:08,265 for nobody but yourself. 1339 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:13,570 That's why I am where I am today. 1340 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:24,314 What am I doing? I gotta go get those kids. 1341 01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:26,550 I can't just leave them there. 1342 01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:31,221 Jamika? 1343 01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:35,792 I think I judged-- Well, wait. Hold up. 1344 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,595 We both been under a lot of stress 1345 01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:41,698 and said some things we didn't really mean. 1346 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,767 Well, I-- 1347 01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:48,405 Well... 1348 01:06:48,438 --> 01:06:50,774 KIDS: Oooh. 1349 01:06:50,807 --> 01:06:53,677 Hey, now. 1350 01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:58,448 Your mama kind of like him, huh? 1351 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:02,686 Yeah, and I kind of like him too. 1352 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:05,255 Uh, it looks like cooties is catching. 1353 01:07:05,289 --> 01:07:06,956 Come here. I'll show you. 1354 01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:09,193 Go ahead, beat him like he owe you money. 1355 01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:11,995 I like LaShawn, boy. 1356 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:14,798 Robin, the kids really do appreciate 1357 01:07:14,831 --> 01:07:16,400 what you've done for them today. 1358 01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:17,934 Well, you know. 1359 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:21,738 They just have their own way of showing it. 1360 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:27,010 Hey, what's this? 1361 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,182 Hey, Slim, we saved you a slice. 1362 01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:34,017 ( flies buzzing ) 1363 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:37,454 PEE WEE: So where we going next, Mr. Harris? 1364 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:39,389 How about Las Vegas? 1365 01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:41,825 Vegas? We ain't going to no Vegas. 1366 01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:43,660 You're barely getting a ride to the end of the block, 1367 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:46,330 so just sit back, buckle up, be happy, 1368 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:49,733 and check Pee Wee's drawers. 1369 01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:57,507 ROBIN: I don't know how I let Jamika talk me into coming. 1370 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,709 We got 14 cents between all of us. 1371 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:02,078 JAMIKA: Robin, it's going to be okay. 1372 01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:03,147 Jamika, this ain't a-- 1373 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,282 You know them kids don't know how to act. 1374 01:08:05,315 --> 01:08:06,816 The circus can't train them kids. 1375 01:08:06,850 --> 01:08:11,888 Oh, Robin, look at those sweet little faces. 1376 01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:13,923 I ain't having it. I'm like Marvin Gaye. 1377 01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:15,525 I want to know what's going on. 1378 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:19,629 Oh, no, it's BeBe's kids! Ain't that a-- 1379 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,532 Robin. What did you all do now? 1380 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,934 KAHLIL: I ain't never been here, huh, LaShawn? 1381 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:28,172 Oh, yeah, let me up out of here, baby. 1382 01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:31,608 Vegas at last. Now, this is my kind of town. 1383 01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:34,611 Pour one for the poor one. Six-eight, running mates. 1384 01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:37,247 Box cars, don't stretch me out, now. 1385 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:40,650 Las Vegas in effect, baby. 1386 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:41,851 JAMIKA: Pee Wee! 1387 01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:43,920 Pee Wee, what you doing? 1388 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,522 What's that in your hand? 1389 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,424 Pee Wee. Pee Wee, put that down. 1390 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:50,059 Pee Wee. Pee Wee! No! 1391 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:55,031 ROBIN: Test-tube baby. 1392 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,836 ( "I Want to Thank You for Love" by The Emotions plays ) 1393 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,676 Hoo, hoo, hoo * 1394 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:09,313 Hoo, hoo * 1395 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,615 Hoo, hoo, hoo * 1396 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:14,050 Do you want to come? * 1397 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:16,052 Hoo, hoo, hoo * 1398 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,222 Hoo, hoo * 1399 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:21,258 Hoo, hoo, hoo * 1400 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:23,593 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 1401 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:26,296 Looking in the mirror * 1402 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,198 I see your face * 1403 01:09:28,232 --> 01:09:31,100 For a little while * 1404 01:09:34,371 --> 01:09:37,741 And I think of all the love you'll give me * 1405 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:41,978 I just had to smile * 1406 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:46,216 You believed in me * 1407 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,752 Even loved me before * 1408 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:51,588 I gave you a reason to * 1409 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,857 What can I do? * 1410 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:56,660 To prove to you * 1411 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:59,396 There's no way I can stop * 1412 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:01,865 Showing you what's in my heart * 1413 01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:04,801 I want to thank you, baby * 1414 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:09,506 I want to thank you for your love * 1415 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:12,108 Sweet, sweet love * 1416 01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:13,843 I want to thank you, thank you * 1417 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,546 I do appreciate your love * 1418 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:18,882 Thank you, thank you * 1419 01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,485 Doo, doo, doo, oh * 1420 01:10:21,518 --> 01:10:24,421 Every time I think about you * 1421 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:29,326 Chills run up and down my spine * 1422 01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:31,495 It's all about joy * 1423 01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:34,864 Those precious memories we share * 1424 01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:40,504 Will always last till the end of time * 1425 01:10:40,537 --> 01:10:44,574 I promise you'll always * 1426 01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:48,412 Get my everlasting love * 1427 01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,247 'Cause I never * 1428 01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:53,950 Thought I'd ever * 1429 01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:56,320 Release myself to someone else * 1430 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:59,155 Your the face makes me want to tell you * 1431 01:10:59,188 --> 01:11:00,324 Thank you * 1432 01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:01,725 I want to thank you, baby * 1433 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:06,430 I want to thank you for your love * 1434 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,398 Sweet, sweet love * 1435 01:11:08,432 --> 01:11:10,967 I want to thank you, baby * 1436 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,803 I do appreciate your love * 1437 01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:16,373 Thank you, thank you, now * 1438 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:21,144 Doo, doo, oh * 1439 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:30,186 What can I do? * 1440 01:11:32,456 --> 01:11:34,758 There's no way I can stop * 1441 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,193 Showing you what's in my heart * 1442 01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:39,363 Thank you * 1443 01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,830 I want to thank you * 1444 01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:44,434 Thank you for your love * 1445 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:47,404 Sweet, sweet love * 1446 01:11:47,437 --> 01:11:49,406 I want to thank you, baby * 1447 01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,509 I do appreciate your love * 1448 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,043 Thank you, thank you, now * 1449 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:55,311 Oh, yes * 1450 01:11:55,345 --> 01:11:58,915 You were down for me and I want to thank you * 1451 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,185 I want to thank you for your love * 1452 01:12:02,218 --> 01:12:04,320 Come on * 1453 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:07,891 My sister, my brother, I want to thank you * 1454 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:13,430 Ooh, I want to thank you * 1455 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:15,799 Sweet, sweet love * 1456 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,701 I want to thank you * 1457 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,969 My love, want to thank you * 1458 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,905 I want to thank you, I want to thank you * 1459 01:12:21,938 --> 01:12:23,640 I want to thank you * 1460 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:26,443 Woo, take me in your arms * 1461 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,777 I want to thank you * 1462 01:12:27,811 --> 01:12:32,248 I want to thank you for your love * 1463 01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:34,784 Sweet, sweet love *