1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,572 Fellas, I wanna talk about women and money. 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,907 Did you ever notice, like around pay day 3 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,243 your check becomes our check. 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:15,048 Your lady says stuff like, "When do we get paid?" 5 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:19,719 and, "Did we already put our check in the bank?" 6 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:23,990 and I'm thinkin' there's a lot of, "We", "We" going on here. 7 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:27,327 When did you start speaking French? 8 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,864 So think about it. When your lady starts speaking French 9 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:32,198 start speaking Spanish. 10 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,733 Adios. 11 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:40,006 [theme song] 12 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,278 ♪ Martin ♪ 13 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,280 ♪ Martin ♪ 14 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,615 ♪ Martin ♪ 15 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,517 ♪ Lawrence ♪ 16 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:51,551 How y'all been? 17 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,420 ♪ Martin ♪ 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,422 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 19 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,123 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 20 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,591 {\an8}♪ Lawrence ♪ 21 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:00,193 {\an8}He's so crazy! 22 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,136 ♪ Martin ♪ 23 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,538 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 24 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,139 {\an8}♪ Lawrence ♪ 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,441 {\an8}How y'all been? 26 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,109 ♪ Martin ♪ 27 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,911 ♪ Martin ♪ 28 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,946 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 29 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:21,381 ♪ Lawrence ♪♪ 30 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:32,992 {\an8}Yo, yo, yo. Watch the hook. Watch the hook, man! 31 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,595 {\an8}Fly, Peter. Fly, man. Fly, fly! 32 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,264 {\an8}Tommy, I'm telling you I ain't with them stockings 33 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,966 {\an8}but Peter Pan is the man! 34 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:41,668 I'm telling you, he's all that, man. 35 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,003 You think Peter was gay, man? 36 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,906 You know, hanging up in that tree 37 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,675 with all them lost boys. 38 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,679 The man had a girl, Tinker Bell! 39 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,782 Yeah, but Tinker was only this big. 40 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,251 But most of that was butt, man. Pow! 41 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,921 Tinker was like that. 42 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,523 You guys are really sick 43 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,493 sitting up here talking about cartoon characters' bodies. 44 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,628 I got bad news. Tinker Bell was flat. 45 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,697 - Yes she was, girl. - Don't even try it. 46 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,199 Yo, Martin! Tommy. 47 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,368 - How you ladies doing? - Hi, Cole. 48 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,803 - How you doing', Gina? - Hi, Cole. 49 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,806 Hi, Pam. 50 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,774 Yo, you get "White Men Can't Jump?" 51 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:22,876 I got something better. 52 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,110 What? 53 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:27,280 "Soul Island" starring King Beef! 54 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,883 King Beef? All his movies stink. 55 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,985 This boy's going to get a Oscar. 56 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:36,322 Go, King Beef! Please don't keep us waiting. 57 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:37,490 (King Beef) 'Ladies.' 58 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:40,860 I would love to rock 59 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,063 each and every one of your worlds. 60 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,066 But first, I must dance. 61 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,208 Oh, man. This stupid, man. 62 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,843 The ladies, man. 63 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,246 Excuse me. Why do we let Cole pick videos? 64 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,382 Excuse me, because I always pay for them. 65 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,584 I'm not watching King Beef. I'm outta here. 66 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,420 Wait! There must be something we could do. 67 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,088 [gasps] I know! 68 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,091 We could play that game from work, the book of questions. 69 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,761 That was fun, but I'm not playing that game 70 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,329 with these immature little boys. 71 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,864 Why we got to be all that, Pam? 72 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,098 I'm sayin' and why not? 73 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,533 Come on, Pam, it'll be fun. 74 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,102 These questions find out everybody's 75 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,904 embarrassing secrets. 76 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:31,110 Alright, girl, you know what? We should not play. You right. 77 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,280 No, no, no. Me and the fellas are down. What's up? We down. 78 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,216 I'm with Martin. It'll be fun. 79 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:38,351 Does this have anything to do with geography? 80 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,886 'Cause if it does, I'm out. 81 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,387 Okay, here's how you play. 82 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:44,390 When I ask the question you just answer it honestly. 83 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:45,858 That means everybody. 84 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,961 I gonna do the honest thing, girl. 85 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,930 Alright, question number one. 86 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,933 "Would you date someone 40 pounds overweight?" 87 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,301 Nah! Nah! 88 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,803 No, no. 89 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,871 I got to breathe, baby. 90 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,310 No. Pam. 91 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,580 I would, I mean, long as 20 of it was in his wallet. 92 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,316 Girl! Cole? 93 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,386 Sure, 40 pounds overweight means baby can cook. 94 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,125 Next question. 95 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,594 "Do you think, if you spend a lot of money on a woman 96 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,830 that means she owes you something?" 97 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,265 Absolutely not! 98 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,735 Well, how much money we talking about? 99 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,438 I don't, but I know some brothers that do. 100 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:35,241 Yes, y'all do. Y'all looking at one right here. 101 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,810 If I take a woman to the movies and dinner 102 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,747 you'd best believe I'm expecting somethin' back later. 103 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,850 That is ridiculous. 104 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,786 Sorry, baby, but that's the way it is with us men. 105 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,087 Sorry, honey. 106 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,991 Well, it's not right, but money is power. 107 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:54,127 That's right. See, the moola 108 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,763 is a down payment. 109 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:58,531 Whoa. Since y'all put it that way 110 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:02,201 let me give Cole back his $25 I borrowed last week. 111 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,171 I don't want you having any power over me. 112 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:06,539 I'll give you your money. 113 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,541 Be quiet. Next question. 114 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,776 Okay, "If you were married 115 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,177 "and shipwrecked on a desert island 116 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,046 "with a beautiful stranger 117 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,981 would you make love to them?" 118 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,016 Mary Ann and Ginger? Yeah! 119 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,554 But not that Mrs. Howell. 120 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,391 Martin? 121 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,626 Come on, baby. 122 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,628 I would die making love to a coconut 123 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,297 before I'd cheat on you. 124 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:34,567 Now, about this $25 you borrowed from Cole.. 125 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,369 what was that all about? 126 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:42,041 Oh, okay, remember last week when Cole spent the night 127 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,576 'cause his mother had a date? 128 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:47,647 You were in the shower. I was running late for a meeting. 129 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,248 And I needed cash for a cab. 130 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,250 Moving on. 131 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,585 "Would you date someone 132 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:56,022 who was of a different race than yourself?" 133 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,690 It don't matter what race she is. 134 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:59,692 We all black when the lights go out. 135 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,766 Well, I don't know. My mama always told me 136 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,736 "If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home." 137 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:15,608 Oh! Oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 138 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,578 Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college. 139 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,012 No, she wasn't white. 140 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:23,049 She was French. 141 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,084 What about you, Martin? 142 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:31,124 So-so why didn't you get me out the shower? 143 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:34,460 What? 144 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,730 Martin, don't start. Just get over it. 145 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:41,134 Gina, why didn't you get me out the shower? 146 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,236 Why do you even care, Martin? 147 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,104 It's a man thing, baby. 148 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:46,806 I mean, you really wouldn't understand. 149 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,274 I don't want no other brother 150 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,309 loaning my girl money, you know what I'm sayin'. 151 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,713 You need money, I'm the man. Come to me. 152 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,715 You had just paid your rent. 153 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,618 Gina, that's not the point, okay? 154 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,454 The point is, baby, if you needed $25 155 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,423 come into the bathroom, ask me. 156 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:06,225 I probably would've said, "I don't have it. 157 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,461 Go out there, get Cole." 158 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,662 Cole would've came into the bathroom. 159 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,264 I'd borrow $25 from him. 160 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:16,335 Then I'd have gave you the $25. See my point, baby? 161 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,570 I don't see the difference? 162 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,572 She was helping you out. 163 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:22,008 The difference is, Pam.. 164 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,976 Okay? 165 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:27,013 Alright? The money is power, alright? 166 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:31,017 And ain't nobody having power over my woman. 167 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,853 Wow. I didn't even know I had that power. 168 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,190 Power? 169 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,825 [chuckles] Mmm. 170 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,694 How does this power work exactly? 171 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:42,862 [imitates Gina] 172 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,531 Don't mock me, Gina. 173 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:46,866 Don't mock me. 174 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,534 Okay. We're going to work this power thing. 175 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,603 Everybody listening? Alright. 176 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:58,277 Gina borrows $25 from Cole 177 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,012 but she can't pay it back. Alright. 178 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,282 So a couple of years go by. 179 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,951 Brrrng! That's the phone. 180 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:08,387 Who's on the phone? It's ol' Coley-Cole here. 181 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,691 "Hey, Gina, girl, I own you." 182 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:16,395 "You into me deep." 183 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,232 Gina, "Oh, Cole, I'm so sorry. 184 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,567 I have no way to pay you back." 185 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,035 Cole, "Hush your mouth, girl. 186 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,704 "Yes, you do. 187 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:30,409 "You see, my mama's not home and payday has arrived." 188 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,213 Next thing you know 189 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:38,417 Gina is Cole's love slave. 190 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,652 Why? 191 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:43,422 Because you borrowed $25, baby, to catch a cab. 192 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,492 Girl. 193 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,528 I'm not to be mocked, Gina. 194 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,696 I'm so glad you cleared that up, brother 195 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,899 'cause I owe him 10. Here, brother. 196 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,545 Look, Martin, if money is power, then you ain't got none. 197 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:09,115 'cause see, Gina makes a whole lot more money than you anyway. 198 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,583 Pam, shh! Shh! 199 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:13,185 When did you start making more money than me? 200 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,056 Don't go there, brother. 201 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,229 I was going to tell you, Martin. 202 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:27,133 Just as soon as you started making more money 203 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,935 but don't worry about it, brother. 204 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,269 I know it'll happen for you. 205 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:33,573 Just hang in there and keep hope alive. 206 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,577 Keep hope out of my house! 207 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:38,744 Get out! 208 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,379 Don't be like that. 209 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:41,814 Martin, you just kicked us out! 210 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:45,585 You ain't got to go home, but get out. Bye. 211 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:48,821 Oh, wait, wait, I forgot my tape. 212 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,456 What is wrong with you? 213 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,491 How could you do this to me, Gina? 214 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,261 I didn't do anything to you, Martin. 215 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,396 I got.. I got.. Uh.. 216 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,633 How much more money than me do you make? 217 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:03,069 Is it one zero, two zeroes, three zero? 218 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,404 How much more, Gina? 219 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:06,739 It doesn't matter. 220 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,174 That-that much, Gina? 221 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,277 Would you stop acting like this? 222 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,583 I-I think you'd better do what they just did. 223 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,785 I need time to think. 224 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,253 Are you serious? 225 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,494 Fine. Fine! 226 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,030 Are we still on for dinner tomorrow night? 227 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,766 I don't know. I got to check my finances. 228 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,972 Don't worry, Martin. I'm paying. 229 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,681 Martin's got three ketchups all of them open. 230 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,517 [laughing] 231 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,120 Well, then stay out of my refrigerator. 232 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:55,721 What are y'all doing here, man? 233 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,223 We're always here. 234 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,058 No, but I threw y'all out. 235 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,326 That was yesterday. 236 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,395 Well, welcome back. 237 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,629 Hey, listen. 238 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,831 You know, I didn't mean any disrespect. 239 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,367 I never intended for Gina to be my love slave. 240 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:13,139 You know what, man. It's cool. I ain't got no beef with you. 241 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:16,175 Gina making more money than me tripped me out. 242 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,543 Why should you care anyway? 243 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,813 My whole radio image is based on me being in charge. 244 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,215 I'm the man. You know what I'm sayin'? 245 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,717 You're the man. 246 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,552 Exactly! Exactly! 247 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:30,089 Yo, man, if it got out that Gina makes more money than me 248 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,091 yo, I'll lose my whole audience. 249 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,426 And then Stan will fire me. 250 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,827 But don't worry, I'll get another job. 251 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,095 Calls will be comin' in. 252 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,164 It'll just be some guy, "look here, Martin, 253 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,534 give me pepperoni. Make sure it's not late." 254 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,736 Come on, Martin, you know that's not going to happen. 255 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,104 No it's not going to happen. 256 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,540 As long as my brothers didn't tell nobody. 257 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,409 Y'all ain't tell no one, did you? 258 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,510 - No! - No! 259 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,611 Yeah! 260 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,380 I just told moms. 261 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,548 What? 262 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,850 Moms and I don't keep no secrets. 263 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,952 Cole, what are you doing, man? 264 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,421 Telling your mama is like putting it on "Arsenio" 265 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,390 the night Eddie is on. 266 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:09,528 Cole, what did you tell your cackling mother? 267 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:13,933 Nothing. I just told her you was broke 268 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,634 and Gina make twice as much as you do. 269 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,304 But, you know, I didn't go into any details. 270 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,306 Call your mother and tell her it's not true. 271 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,808 I can't do that. It's her bingo night. 272 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,977 She's already been drinking. 273 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,216 Everybody knows, man. 274 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,451 Thanks, man. You ruined me, man. 275 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,161 (Martin) 'What's up? Listen.' 276 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,830 Today we're going to talk about 277 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,600 why men rule the household. 278 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,669 It's because men are the providers. 279 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,338 You know what I'm sayin'? 280 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,673 I mean, it's somethin' that goes way back 281 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,308 to the cave man days. 282 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,510 Hey, I didn't make it up. 283 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,678 See, a man's job back in the day 284 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,281 was to go out and hunt a water buffalo 285 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,783 kill the water buffalo 286 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,685 and drag the water buffalo home. 287 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,522 Not to say that the woman's job wasn't important. 288 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,258 I mean, somebody had to fry it up.. 289 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,361 put some macaroni with it 290 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,862 hook it up with some yams. 291 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,364 You know. 292 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,266 But Detroit, I need to hear from you. 293 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,467 What up? 294 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,202 (male #1) 'Yo, Martin, this is Little Dee 295 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,670 calling from the East Side. 296 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,205 Little Dee, what's up, man? 297 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,706 Man, I heard through the grapevine 298 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,542 your woman is supportin' you. 299 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,145 Where'd you hear that, man? 300 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:37,483 'First I heard it while in line at the unemployment office' 301 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,218 'but I didn't pay it no mind.' 302 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,822 'Then I heard it again at the disability office.' 303 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,391 'But when I heard it later at my job' 304 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,227 'I had to call you, man.' 305 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,397 Well, Dee, come on, man. You know me. Come on, now. 306 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,332 You can't believe everything you hear 307 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,301 especially down at the unemployment office. 308 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,536 Because everybody down there got to lie, man. 309 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,805 You know what I'm sayin'. We going to move out. I'm out. 310 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,207 Next call. What up? 311 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,575 (male #2) 'Your woman is supportin' you?' 312 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,909 Yo, yo, shut up. 313 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,911 We got to break for a commercial. We'll be back. 314 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,014 Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin. 315 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,350 Stop dogging our female listeners. 316 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,185 I can't afford to lose that audience. 317 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,222 You have any idea what those tampon sponsors pay? 318 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,592 Can I talk to you? 319 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,760 Hurry. I got to get my hair cut. 320 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,429 - Well, let me hurry. - Yeah. 321 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,830 Listen.. Um.. 322 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,402 Everybody knows that Gina makes more money than me, man. 323 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,238 So what's the problem, man? 324 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,440 You got a woman supportin' you. 325 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,077 Kick back, relax, spend her dough, man. 326 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,946 I been looking for a girl like this for years. 327 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,514 I got close once but she died 328 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,284 before I could get the papers signed. 329 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,387 Six months pushing wheelchairs for nothin'. 330 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,392 - Stan, that's cold, man. - No, it's not. 331 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,095 What's cold is, I'm going after her mother next week. 332 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,869 So, girls, what is the latest? 333 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:08,607 Ain't that Nora's girl over there? 334 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:09,975 Now, you know I'm not one 335 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,244 to be spreading other folks' mess 336 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,946 but my son Cole told me 337 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,750 she got three babies with four different daddies. 338 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,318 Oh! 339 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,819 That's what I heard. 340 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,222 That's nothing. Y'all remember Willie? 341 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,790 Yeah, we know Willie. 342 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,493 Girl, the man done burned down his house 343 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,328 for the insurance money. 344 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,464 Damn fool didn't even have no insurance. 345 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,400 I heard that, too. 346 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,403 Now, I also heard that your son Martin 347 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:41,840 broke as a joke and Gina's supportin' him. 348 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,809 Buyin' him clothes 349 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,512 and buyin' him groceries, too, child! 350 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,682 Now, y'all didn't have to do that. 351 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,017 You didn't have to say that. You didn't have to go there. 352 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,687 That was wrong, but since we going to be talkin' 353 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,989 about some sons mooching 354 00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,025 let's talk about your son Cole. 355 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,362 Edna, leave my baby out of this. 356 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,298 Well, look, don't you think he's a little too damn old 357 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,434 to be living at home with his mama? 358 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,469 Better to mooch off your mama 359 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,171 than to mooch off your girlfriend. 360 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,540 Besides, Martin ain't nothin' but a gigolo. 361 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,141 That's your butt! 362 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,143 Don't make me no difference. 363 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,712 It's on! It's on! 364 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:24,550 Ladies, now, can't we act our age here? 365 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,885 If we acted our age, you'd be dead. 366 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,121 Oh, well! 367 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,890 You got nerve. What about your son Kevin? 368 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,027 I saw half your silverware at the pawn shop. 369 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,562 Alright, alright. 370 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,398 So we raised three sorry little boys. 371 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,233 Ooh! Ooh! 372 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,968 (Edna) 'Got me all started.' 373 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:46,972 Oh, lord. Y'all done got my blood pressure all up. 374 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,074 Sit. I got to get ready to get out of here 375 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,409 get my back cracked. 376 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,178 Girl, you was about to get wailed on. 377 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,747 That's alright. 378 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,016 You know sugar didn't want none of me. 379 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,217 I'll call y'all. 380 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,585 - Alright. - Alright. 381 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,587 Make sure you do. 382 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,422 Woman ain't got no sense. 383 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,591 Crazy as a road lizard. 384 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,428 Excuse me, ladies. I'm leaving. Is this tip mine? 385 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,030 Get away from that. 386 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,531 I'll give you a tip. 387 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,933 Don't eat egg salad 388 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,404 if you plan on riding the bus, sucker. 389 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,577 Ain't that Edna's boy over there? 390 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,079 Girl, sure is. 391 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,449 I bet he's so embarrassed, he hope nobody sees him. 392 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,517 I bet so. 393 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,951 Martin! 394 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,553 Come here, baby. 395 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,955 How y'all doing, Ms. Brown, Ms. Porter? 396 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,290 - How y'all doin'? - Fine. 397 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,625 What you doing here? 398 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,794 I got to take my Gina out to dinner, 399 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,963 'Cause, hey, I support my woman. 400 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,133 If I don't take her to dinner, she won't eat. 401 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,969 That's what I heard. 402 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,072 I heard that you could use a little help. 403 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,207 No, no. I'm cool. 404 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,811 Have you been listening to rumors about me being broke? 405 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,245 You know what happened? 406 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,547 I had lost my bank book. 407 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,816 They wanted to freeze my account 408 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,951 so nobody could get my money 409 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,153 but I got me some money now. 410 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,222 - Aww. - Yeah. Look at that. 411 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,425 You want some of this, don't you? 412 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,560 Get yourself a little something. 413 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,661 Bless you, baby. 414 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,497 - You want some, too? - Yeah. 415 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,665 Thank you. 416 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,334 One more. I know what you like to do. 417 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,003 That's right. You know me. 418 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,605 I'm going to get my seat 419 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,241 and get ready for my girl. See y'all later. 420 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,411 Boy, what a liar! 421 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,581 Who cares, girl? 422 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:38,016 Now I can get my toes done. 423 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,320 Hi, Martin. Sorry I'm late. 424 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,654 Are you alright? 425 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,423 Nothing I can't handle. 426 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,792 What will it be today? 427 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,594 Whoa. I'm the man. 428 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,796 I'll order for my baby. 429 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,132 Martin, what are you doing? I order for myself. 430 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,701 Not when I'm paying. That's right. 431 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,370 What's the most expensive thing you got in here? 432 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,771 Well, we have goat. 433 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,040 Oh, you got goat. Hook us up with some goat. 434 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,510 That's right, the most expensive goat you got. 435 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,947 You know what. Billy goat. Billy goat. Billy goat gruffs. 436 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,682 Give us two of those. 437 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,885 Spare no expense up in here! 438 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,219 Martin! 439 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,456 Give us Dom Perignon to go with the Billy goats. 440 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,058 Excuse me. I'm not sure if that's what I want. 441 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,227 Could you give us a few minutes? 442 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,462 Sure. 443 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,230 Martin, what's wrong with you? 444 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,799 I'm trying to take care of my baby. 445 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,702 Hey, ain't you Martin from the radio show? 446 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:31,970 Yeah, that's me. 447 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,572 I heard your show today. 448 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,842 Look here, brother, keep hope alive. 449 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,210 Yeah. 450 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,747 You see, Gina? 451 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,583 That's been happening all day, baby. 452 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,918 I'm a joke, Gina. 453 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,253 - You are not. - Yes, I am, baby. 454 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,488 You know what they say 455 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,590 about a man whose woman makes more than him? 456 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,724 What? 457 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,760 That I'm weak, I'm a punk, I'm nothin'. 458 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,429 I'm crumbs on the table. 459 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,698 Stop it, Martin. It's just rumors. 460 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,867 That's easy for you to say, babe. 461 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,937 You coming out large in this rumor, Gina. 462 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,438 Look, I don't care what people say. 463 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,873 Rumors don't last. 464 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,241 Yeah, but after this rumor's over 465 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,677 you'll still be making more money than me, Gina. 466 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,279 What do you want me to do quit my job? 467 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,414 No! 468 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,449 Take a pay cut. 469 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,952 [chuckles] Oh, you are hopeless. 470 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,687 See? Even you say it. 471 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,888 No, no. 472 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,289 I'm hopeless, right? 473 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,424 No, honey. 474 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,892 I'm a hopeless bum. 475 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:35,801 Oh, Gina, I'm so sorry I can't be the man 476 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,637 that you need me to be in support of you. 477 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,905 I'm so sorry. 478 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,142 This is a man thing, isn't it? 479 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,145 Yeah, baby, it's a man thing, Gina. 480 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,481 A man thing. 481 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,618 Alright, look at this way. 482 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,453 You make more money than me. 483 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,456 - I do? - Yes.. 484 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,925 if you figure it per hour. 485 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,266 Yeah? 486 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,500 Yeah! 487 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,968 See, okay 488 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,738 you're on the air four hours a day, right? 489 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:16,341 And I put in 12-hour days sometimes. 490 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,511 Th-th-that's right. 491 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,679 Yes, that's right. 492 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,114 Now, if you think about it, 493 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,983 if you put in as many hours as I do 494 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,586 you'd be making way more money than me. 495 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,621 Way more. 496 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,857 That's right! 497 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,426 You know what? I didn't look at it that way. 498 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,794 Oh, my goodness. 499 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,130 Baby, they're making a fool of you on your job 500 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,799 and you don't even know it. 501 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,602 They're working my baby like a grant mule. 502 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,371 Girl, this is great. I got to tell white people. 503 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:50,375 Hey, I'm making more money than my girl. 504 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,144 Yeah, whew! 505 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,048 Baby, how do we tell everybody? 506 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,149 Don't push it, Martin. 507 00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:58,684 Let's tell Cole mother. 508 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,285 She be cackling and telling.. 509 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,953 You're lucky I love you. 510 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,356 Let's just get out of here 511 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,724 before I be broke for real. 512 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,393 Good. I wanted a burger anyway. 513 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,064 Hey, hey...you can get cheese on that. 514 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,373 [theme music]