1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:05,305 My ex-girlfriend once asked me if I loved her. 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,473 [chuckles] 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,241 Do I love her? 4 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,411 But let's say in the course of a four year relationship 5 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,246 I brought her hat 6 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:17,350 a scarf, a t-shirt and a sweater. 7 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,255 We broke up. 8 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,523 [gulps] 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,162 I let her keep the sweater. 10 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:34,234 Now, I know you cannot put a price tag on love. 11 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:38,538 But this sweater really set a brother back, alright. 12 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,611 How far should a man go for love? 13 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,380 We'll be right back. 14 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,688 ♪ Martin ♪ 15 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,624 ♪ Martin ♪ 16 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,125 ♪ Martin ♪ 17 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,860 ♪ Lawrence yeah ♪ 18 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:01,928 How y'all feelin'? 19 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,797 ♪ Martin ♪ 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,899 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 21 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,534 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 22 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,069 {\an8}♪ Lawrence yeah ♪ 23 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,804 {\an8}He's so crazy. 24 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,313 ♪ Martin ♪ 25 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,082 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 26 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,383 {\an8}♪ Lawrence yeah ♪ 27 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,584 {\an8}How y'all feelin'? 28 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,653 ♪ Martin ♪ 29 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,988 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 30 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,323 {\an8}♪ Martin ♪ 31 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,724 {\an8}♪ Lawrence ♪♪ 32 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:39,165 {\an8}♪ You give me your sweetness ♪ 33 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,969 ♪ Now there is no weakness ♪ 34 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,839 ♪ Lying safe within your arms ♪ 35 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,442 ♪ I'm born again ♪♪ 36 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,845 ♪ I was half ♪ 37 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,581 ♪ Not whole ♪ 38 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:59,185 ♪ Until you came into my life ♪♪ 39 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,855 Ooh, baby. That voice. 40 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,423 - I got one for you. - Oh, you do? 41 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,624 That's right. You gonna love it. 42 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,026 - Okay. I'm listening. - Alright. 43 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:11,197 ♪ Everybod-ay-ay-ay ♪ 44 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,334 ♪ Everybody was kung fu fightin' ♪ 45 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,668 ♪ Da da-da da da-da da ♪ 46 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,036 ♪ Those cats were fast as-- ♪♪ 47 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,006 Stop. Stop. You're going to wrinkle my clothes! 48 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,374 Take 'em off! 49 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,476 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 50 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,511 Pow! 51 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,646 Pow-w-w! 52 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:34,621 Martin, some of us have real jobs, okay, baby? 53 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:37,323 Babe, wha-wha-what's that supposed to mean? 54 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,392 What, my radio show ain't a real job? 55 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,561 I work hard. I do a lot of research. 56 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,796 - Like, um, yesterday's show. - Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:45,999 Talking about how Redd Foxx is still alive? 58 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:47,400 Babe, think about it. 59 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,801 The man faked it. 60 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,737 If you owed $16 billion in taxes 61 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,406 what would you do? 62 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,741 You don't believe that, Martin. 63 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,242 It all matter what I believe. 64 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,578 Look. On the radio, we get a little crazy 65 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,747 but, hey, we get good ratings. 66 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,416 Why are you doggin' my show? 67 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,984 Martin, it's just my opinion. 68 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,320 God, you're so sensitive about everything. 69 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,588 No, I'm not. 70 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,056 - 'You are too.' - No, I'm not. 71 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,524 You are too. You are too. 72 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,694 But it's sweet, like the other night 73 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,763 when we were watching "Beauty and the Beast" 74 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,832 and you cried and it's a cartoon, baby. 75 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,736 Babe, you had to feel for that little white girl. 76 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,239 This brother was ugly. 77 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,107 Get away from me. 78 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,443 Only white people can hang in there. 79 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,945 - I'm sorry. - Just stop. 80 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,714 But-but-but-but... I was not crying. 81 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,516 Martin, it's okay to cry. 82 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,018 Yeah, for some people, not me. 83 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,188 Alright, you don't have to cry about it. 84 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,890 Look, I got to go. Bye. 85 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,927 You missed me, girl. Come here and give me my sugar. 86 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,530 Although if you wish to go further, I wouldn't mind. 87 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:54,300 Okay, okay, one kiss, but first you got to promise me something. 88 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,636 What do I have to promise you, girl? 89 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,272 Um, Kevin from work got promotion 90 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,774 and we're havin' a little party for him and I want you to come. 91 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,543 - No! No! - Come on! 92 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,311 Get off! Get off! 93 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,312 No. 94 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,814 I'll never ever spend another evening 95 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,582 with them dry zombies you work for. 96 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,051 I always get trapped in a corner with somebody named Bob. 97 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,319 [imitating Bob] Listen, Martin 98 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,455 I just saw "Boyz n the Hood," alright? 99 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,628 I didn't know, Martin. I didn't know. 100 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:26,599 Sorry. 101 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,568 I'm sorry. I won't. No. 102 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,169 And you think your friends are any better? 103 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,337 Most definitely. 104 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,473 Like Cole? He's primitive, honey. 105 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:34,741 He doesn't even have thumbs. 106 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,743 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 107 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,345 Cole don't need thumbs, alright? 108 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,781 He can't count past eight, baby. 109 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,518 You're making me late. Goodbye. 110 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,620 Come here, girl.. 111 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,455 ...and give me my sugar. 112 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:51,090 Grab my ears? 113 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,192 Mmm.. 114 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,360 [knock on door] 115 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,995 Who is it? 116 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,764 (Edna) 'Mama.' 117 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,666 Martin, I don't want her to know I slept here. 118 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,034 - Just calm down. - I should have left. 119 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,368 - Messing with you. - Babe, just calm down. 120 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,836 If you panic, she'll know you was here. 121 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,838 Just be cool. Get the door. 122 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,678 Oh, hi. 123 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,314 What a surprise. 124 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,548 Hi, Mrs. Paine. 125 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,683 Uh-huh. 126 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,053 Ooh.. 127 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,021 Let mama sit down. 128 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:23,222 Oh.. 129 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,857 Lord, it's so hot outside 130 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,727 mama's sweating like a coke bottle at a barbecue. 131 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:30,730 Ma, you want me to get you something to drink? 132 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,332 No, mama fine. Mama fine. 133 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,734 I just need time to catch my breath that's all. 134 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,736 I stopped by on my way to work. 135 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,004 I know. Mama know. 136 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,574 You're a good girl, good clean girl. 137 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,310 Thank you. 138 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,346 Have a good show, Martin. I'll be listening, okay. 139 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,015 Call me later. 140 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,720 It does mama good to see her son 141 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,189 with someone sweet, warm, and beautiful like you. 142 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:58,758 Yes, it does. Stop by more often. 143 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,763 You watch that girl. I don't trust her. 144 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,098 Oh, don't start. 145 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,699 I'm marrying Gina as soon as I get some money. 146 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,769 Well, I just worry so much about you. 147 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,839 Out of all my kids, you're my favorite. 148 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,408 You look so much like your father. 149 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,412 Ma, can I ask you a question? 150 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,581 Uh-huh. Sure. 151 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,783 When I was younger, did I used to cry a lot? 152 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:27,220 Oh, yeah. You were like a little lamb.. 153 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:30,289 [imitating child crying] 154 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,025 Ooh. 155 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,260 Ma! 156 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,895 I stopped by to give you this record. 157 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,430 It's called "We Are The World." 158 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,634 It's by little Michael Jackson and a butt load of his friends. 159 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,269 Play that on your show today. 160 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,804 Mama got to go. 161 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,707 Ma, it's talk radio. We don't play records. 162 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,476 You don't talk back to mama! 163 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,478 This record is powerful. 164 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,414 It might make this world a better place 165 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,648 for you and me. 166 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,649 I'm sorry, ma. 167 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,751 Well, mama's alright. 168 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,653 Now, listen, if that girl Gina's 169 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,221 going to be spending the night over here 170 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,290 you make her pay rent. You hear me? 171 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,494 Your mama cares. Alright. 172 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,296 You got on clean drawers? 173 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,165 - Yeah. - Alright. 174 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,434 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 175 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,805 Sometimes I just feel it. 176 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,644 Hey, Martin. Are you busy? 177 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,145 Yeah, what's up, man? I'm getting ready for the show. 178 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:27,346 What's up? 179 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,016 You know how radio signals go into space 180 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,318 and travel for years? 181 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:33,319 Yeah. 182 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,855 So right now space aliens 183 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,658 are getting 35-year-old radio signals. 184 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,497 - So? - So. 185 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:46,833 If they decide to come and attack us 186 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:50,269 when they said, "Take me to your leader" 187 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:53,773 they'd still be looking for Eisenhower. 188 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,708 That'd really mess them up. 189 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,511 You know, for an engineer, you're real deep. 190 00:07:58,611 --> 00:07:59,879 You're real deep. 191 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,547 - Yeah. - Alright. 192 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,382 Hey, what did I tell you 193 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,118 about talking to Martin when he's going on the air? 194 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:09,021 Stan, the man's cool. We're rapping about Eisenhower-- 195 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:10,823 Am I talking to you? 196 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,558 No, you were talking to me. 197 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,060 Shut up, Shawn. 198 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,228 It's cool. 199 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,029 - We know he was. - Yeah, yeah. 200 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,064 Look at this. 201 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,565 Boss, what's wrong with you, man? 202 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,235 Martin, this is a small radio station. 203 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,237 I'm a small businessman. 204 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,806 Look at this phone bill, man. Right here. 205 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,075 What are you trying to do, Martin, bankrupt me? 206 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,178 Stan, man, this was a phone interview to New York. 207 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,514 - Yeah? - Bill Cosby. 208 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,715 - What? - Yeah. 209 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,251 That man is as rich as King Tut. 210 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,820 I mean, he couldn't call you? 211 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:43,589 New policy, man. 212 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,225 Collect call interviews only from now on. 213 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,261 - You got that? - Yeah. 214 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,929 Bill Cosby. Jesus. 215 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,164 You don't make Bill Cosby call you, man. 216 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,334 Collect call from Eisenhower. 217 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:04,710 Hello. Is that marketing report finished yet? 218 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,445 (female #1) 'I'm xeroxing it right now.' 219 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,613 Thank you. 220 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,348 She's not xeroxing. 221 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:12,351 She's talking to her man for the fifth time today. 222 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,186 Pam, what is wrong with that? 223 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,188 I think it's nice he calls her so much. 224 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:18,291 Gina, don't fool yourself. 225 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,259 He's just checking up on her. 226 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:21,794 And why would he do that? 227 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,930 Because he's a man. 228 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,398 They're all the same. 229 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:26,632 They're jealous, they're possessive 230 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,968 and they are control freaks. 231 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,537 And I date them sometimes. 232 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,439 Well, Martin isn't like that. 233 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,641 Martin is sweet. He's sensitive. 234 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,078 He respects me, and he makes me happy. 235 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,913 Is he beatin' on you? 236 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,784 You workin' my last nerve, alright? 237 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,086 - Here's that report you wanted. - Oh, thank you. 238 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,488 Martin's show's starting. Is it okay if we listen in here? 239 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,791 Oh, yeah. Come on in, guys. 240 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,262 (Martin on radio) 'Yo! This is Martin Paine.' 241 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,665 'Today's subject male sensitivity.' 242 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,101 'I think it's a female plot' 243 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,604 'to turn men into house-trained suckers.' 244 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,406 'People, we are talking male sensitivity.' 245 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:08,474 What up? 246 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:09,842 (male #1) 'Chill, man.' 247 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,510 'I share everything with my wife.' 248 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,146 'I even cry in front of her, okay?' 249 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:17,617 [imitating caller] Chill, man. I share everything with my wife. 250 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:20,653 That's beautiful. Can I ask you a question? 251 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:21,921 'What?' 252 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,023 Do you shave your face or your bikini line? 253 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,691 'Excuse me?' 254 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,959 Stand up and pull out your pants 255 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,260 look at the front of your drawers. 256 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,963 You're missing a flap, girlfriend. 257 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,370 'I don't have to take this from you, you dirty son of [bleep].' 258 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,704 Hey, hey, people. 259 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,539 Why I got to be all that? 260 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,842 Why I got to be all that? 261 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,477 Control yourself. 262 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,279 We're trying to have a mature discussion on male sensitivity. 263 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:48,714 Next caller. 264 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,349 (Martin) 'What up?' 265 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,218 (female #2) 'Give me a break. You're all talk.' 266 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,886 'If you've even got a girlfriend' 267 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:57,289 I bet she has got you wrapped around her little finger. 268 00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:00,660 Okay, so let me get this right, darling? 269 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,696 You're a female weight lifter, right? 270 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,866 A body builder, a gladiator, right? 271 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:07,900 'What?' 272 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,336 You call here going off on me. 273 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,671 Right? 274 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:14,573 Let me tell you something about my girl Gina. 275 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,845 Gina worships the ground I walk on. 276 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:24,650 If I tell Gina to jump she just says, "How high?" 277 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:28,320 I tell her to watch her head 'cause you're going to the moon. 278 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,660 See, Gina don't give me all that back talk 279 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,163 'cause she knows she got a man that can.. 280 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,599 ...deliver. 281 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,577 Lord, would you be so kind 282 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,780 and send me a man as sweet, sensitive, 283 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,849 and respectful as Martin? 284 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,286 Because, Lord, he is all that. 285 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,089 - I'm going to kill him! - Girl, let me hold him. 286 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:10,029 What is the use of having a key to Martin's apartment 287 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,965 if there's never any decent food to eat in the house? 288 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,701 Tommy, check this out, look at this girl. 289 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,470 I've seen that magazine, Cole. 290 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,138 No, no, no. You ain't seen this one, man. She's perfect. 291 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,640 She got. She.. Aah! 292 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,944 What the hell's up with her feet? God! 293 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:29,215 Tommy, she's got onions, bunions, and corns. 294 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,583 You could make a salad with this thing. 295 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,251 It's disgusting, man. 296 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,319 Ew. 297 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,820 Give me the magazine, Cole. 298 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,822 I paid 2.95 for this magazine. 299 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,225 They could at least put her a pair of socks on. 300 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,995 You know you been looking at them girls too long 301 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,463 when you start noticing their feet. 302 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:47,600 - Give it here. - Yo! Give it back. 303 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,969 Boys, I'm home. 304 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,104 ♪ Ho Martin Paine-a-maker ♪ 305 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,672 ♪ Jump jump ♪♪ 306 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,141 Aah! Aah! 307 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,009 Yo, my man, your show hit home today. 308 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,811 - Give me love. - Come on. 309 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,847 Thank you. Thank you for being there for me. 310 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,653 Tommy, what's up? What'd you think? 311 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,855 I think Gina's going to hurt you bad. 312 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,527 You know what, don't worry. 313 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,195 I got Gina in check, okay? 314 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,365 Look, I was trying to end all this male sensitivity bull. 315 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,869 Hey, hey. Men are dogs. Okay. We all are. Women know this. 316 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,938 They should accept it and deal with it. 317 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,873 That's what I'm sayin'. 318 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,209 Now, let me ask my brothers a question. 319 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,280 You brothers don't cry, do you? 320 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,217 Get out of here with that. You're crazy. 321 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,886 My bad. My bad. 322 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,488 I've cried. 323 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,891 - You did? - Say what? 324 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:49,295 I was seven. My hand got caught in the trash compactor. 325 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,731 Oh, alright, seven. If you'd said you was eight 326 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,066 you'd have been a punk. 327 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,502 Yeah. Yeah. 328 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,037 Girl, you better tell him. 329 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,738 (Sheneneh) 'How you doing?' 330 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,807 Oh, no, no, no. 331 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,742 How y'all do? 332 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,682 Look at the little businesswomen. Uh-huh. 333 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,321 So tonight's the night I get your man. 334 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,190 Sheneneh, what are you talking about? 335 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,892 I heard him on the radio. 336 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,094 He was real good. 337 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,596 So, I know you're goin' in to dump him. 338 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,865 Why don't you send him over to 41, alright? 339 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,534 'Cause I know how to tame that man, alright? 340 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,239 I'm not dumping him, Sheneneh. 341 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,040 I'm just setting some things straight. 342 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,010 Hola, hola, hola, hola. 343 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,946 Daddy doesn't have to set straight. 344 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,548 Your man tell you to jump. 345 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,383 You say, ha ha. I mean. 346 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,786 Duh! We have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out. 347 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,023 Girl, mind your ugly business 348 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,459 and get back into your apartment. 349 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,594 Oh, my goodness. 350 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,930 Oh, my goodness. 351 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,900 Check out girlfriend with the Elvis dress on. 352 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,534 Let me tell you something, alright. 353 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,136 You do not know me, okay? 354 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,039 You don't know me. I'll bust your ass, alright? 355 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,241 Pam, Pam. No, wait. 356 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,809 Well, let the busting begin. 357 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,878 She don't know she's dealing with me. 358 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,780 Let her go! Let her go! 359 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,283 You let her go! Let her go! 360 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,951 Sheneneh! Sheneneh! 361 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:22,087 - What? - Get back into your apartment! 362 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,990 Put your shoe on. She's not worth this! 363 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,395 Not.. Not worth it? 364 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,333 Oh, well, girl, that ain't what your man think. 365 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,402 Let me tell you something, Miss Elvis. 366 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,839 You ain't heard the last of me, alright? 367 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,142 Girl, I should bust you in your ear right now. 368 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,011 That did it. That did it! 369 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,613 That did it, Gina! 370 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,081 Pam! 371 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,250 Goodness, girl! 372 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,687 Hey, shh! Martin, Martin. 373 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,522 (Cole) 'Martin, shh!' 374 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,993 She's going to hurt you bad. 375 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,030 Martin, could I see you alone in the bedroom, please? 376 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,199 - Oh, hold up. Gina, hold up. - What? 377 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,701 Who this? 378 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,604 Trust me. You don't want to know my name right now. 379 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,541 Okay, fine. 380 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,875 Why's she frontin' that? 381 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,477 'Cause she knows she want me, right? 382 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,013 Y'all know that she want me bad. She want me. 383 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,848 Excuse me. I what? 384 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,017 Why, you pathetic little stump of a man. 385 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,685 Whoa, Pam. 386 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,722 Pam! Respect my house. The man's just playing with you. 387 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,191 Respect my house. 388 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,360 You are going to talk about respect? 389 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,128 We heard the show today, Martin. 390 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:40,399 So how'd you like it, Sister Souljah? 391 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,969 You know, I thought it was one of my best shows. 392 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,373 Look, I'd rather not talk about this in front of your friends. 393 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,476 No, no, no. It's cool baby, you come storming in here 394 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:53,645 you got something to say, say it in front of me and my partners. 395 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:54,980 Whazzup? 396 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,388 Okay. 397 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,823 I want to know why you say you never cry 398 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,427 when I saw you cry three nights ago at "Beauty and the Beast?" 399 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,832 Can I see you in the room for a minute? 400 00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:20,239 Could I see you in the room for a minute? 401 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,110 Trying to embarrass me all up in front of my.. 402 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,579 Yo, babe. I know you're not mad. 403 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,716 How dare you embarrass me like that on the radio today? 404 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,217 Gina, it's my job, to talk that way. 405 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,119 You know, I don't mean any of it, babe. 406 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,454 Oh, you better not 407 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,190 because if you believe all that macho front crap 408 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,625 you spat out on the radio today 409 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,460 you don't respect me or the relationship. 410 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,796 Gina, how can u say that? You know I respect you. 411 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,198 Then you go out there and tell your friends what's real. 412 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,467 Wait a minute, damn it. 413 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,803 What's real between me and you ain't none of their business. 414 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,037 Shh. 415 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,273 [chuckles] 416 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,575 So you're saying that you respect me in private 417 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,810 but not in public? 418 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,212 - Gina. - Fine, it's over, Martin. 419 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,114 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 420 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,982 You're making me laugh. 421 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,452 You're gonna break up with me 422 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,287 because of what I do on the radio? 423 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,423 No, because of what you do to me on the radio. 424 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,991 Damn it, Gina! 425 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,226 Now, I'm mad. 426 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,328 You don't get it do you? This is childish, Gina. 427 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,763 That's alright. You gonna leave, alright. 428 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,331 I'm a man, Gina. I'm gonna be alright. 429 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,833 'This is childish.' 430 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,968 I want you out. I don't know why you're still here. Step! 431 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,003 Step! 432 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,341 [squealing] 433 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,119 You won. 434 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:41,353 You won, baby. 435 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,022 - I what? - You won. Damn! 436 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,926 You're not ever, ever gonna disrespect me 437 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,595 like that on the radio again ever? 438 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,864 - Never, babe. Alright? - Alright. 439 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,265 - Alright? - Alright. 440 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,167 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 441 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,703 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 442 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,471 I love you. 443 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,273 I love you, too. 444 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,546 Grab my ears? 445 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,515 Mmm.. 446 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:10,549 Mmm, mmm.. 447 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,617 Girl. 448 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,885 Oh, my goodness. 449 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,720 I thought you was going to leave me. 450 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,890 I can't have that. You got some good stuff. 451 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,160 Stop it. Come on. 452 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,895 People are waiting for us outside. 453 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,630 My ba-by. 454 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,139 Baby, I know it's not the right time, but I'm begging you. 455 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,474 What? 456 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,843 When we go out can you make it look like I won? 457 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,479 What were we just talking about? 458 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,149 It's a man thing. It's a man thing, Gina. 459 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,317 Come on. 460 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,585 - Okay, okay - Yeah. 461 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,022 - Okay. Under one condition. - What? 462 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:52,224 You come with me to this office party tonight. 463 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,759 - Gina-- - Hey, hey, hey. 464 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,894 If I'm going to play your game, you gotta play mine. 465 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,829 - Gina, I don't.. Alright. - Fine, I'm going outside-- 466 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,666 I'm going to the party, alright? 467 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,668 I'm going to the party. 468 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:03,902 Alright? 469 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,604 Alright. Just let me get rid of Pam first. 470 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,906 If she sees I gave in, she'll get violent. 471 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,675 Alright. 472 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:11,009 I love you. 473 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,110 I know. 474 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,580 And don't let it happen again! 475 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,949 [screaming] 476 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,685 Yo, Pam! I asked you to respect my house! 477 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,721 Ooh, Gina. You better get your girl. 478 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,023 I'm about to go over your girl. 479 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,027 Pam, could you wait for me downstairs? Everything's okay. 480 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,295 Please? Thank you. 481 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,597 Sure. 482 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,532 My work here is done. 483 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,537 Hey, Cole. 484 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,472 I think she loves you. 485 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,808 [laughing] 486 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,910 So did you guys get yourselves straightened out? 487 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,081 Hell, yeah. 488 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,984 Am I right? 489 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,385 Am I right? 490 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,486 Right, Martin. 491 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,454 Alright. 492 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,822 I'm a man. You're a woman. 493 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,825 That's all that needs to be said. Am I right? 494 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,893 Girl, I asked you. 495 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,165 Can't argue with that. Look. I have to go. 496 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,934 Hey, woah, woah, woah. 497 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,069 You call me in an hour. 498 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,272 You know the number. There's seven of them. 499 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,673 Call me. 500 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,510 I'm going to call you. 501 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,013 Wait, wait. You don't walk out with my sugar. 502 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:26,184 Thank you very much. Thanks. I love you. 503 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,153 Pick me up in an hour 504 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,289 and don't forget your tie. You got that? 505 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:33,125 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 506 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,663 Damn! 507 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,336 [Cole laughing] 508 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:47,472 My brother, I did not know you had it like that. 509 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,142 I'm a man. 510 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:54,012 Yeah, but in there, she hurt you bad, didn't she? 511 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,517 [sniggers] 512 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,853 Only because I told her to. 513 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,625 [theme music] 514 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,565 [theme music]