♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
- ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ - YES!
- ♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ - ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
- GAWRSH. - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[THUNDERCLAP]
MAX: STAND STILL! COME BACK HERE!
- [BLOWS LANDING] - [CRASHING]
HEY, MAX, WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
COME ON, POP! WE CAN GET HIM IF WE WORK TOGETHER!
- GET WHO? - HIM!
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - MAX: THERE HE IS!
- CHARGE! - HOLD IT, MAXIE!
DON'T HURT THE LITTLE GUY.
I'M NOT GONNA HURT HIM, DAD.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD SINCE IT STARTED RAINING.
SHE'LL MAKE A GREAT PET, BUT I CAN'T CATCH HIM.
I KNOW SOMETHING THAT'LL BE FUN AND SOLVE YOUR MOUSE PROBLEM
SIMULTUDE-- UH, SIMINAL--
ALL AT ONCE.
SEE YOU LATER, LITTLE FELLER.
WHEW!
DAD, WE'RE NOT GONNA CATCH HIM
SITTING ON OUR BUT-- CUSHIONS.
SON, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR FAMOUS GREAT-GREAT-GREAT UNCLE SHERLOCK GOOF?
THE GREATEST RAT-CATCHER OF ALL TIME!
[GASPS] OH, NO! NOT THE FAMILY ALBUM!
HERE HE IS-- SHERLOCK GOOF.
[CHUCKLES] I REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT HIS FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.
♪♪ [HUMMING TUNE]
MAIS OUI.
MY CARD, MY GOOD MAN. AH-HYUCK!
- "SHERLOCK GOOF, RAT-CATCHER." - AT YOUR SERVICE, MY GRACE.
AH, OUI.
SIR REGINALD IS EXPECT-- [CRIES OUT]
HERE, LET ME HELP, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE!
[LAUGHING]
[YELPING]
HOLD STILL, YOUR KINGSHIP!
- [CRASHING] - [CRYING OUT]
IT'S OKAY! I'LL JUST LET MYSELF IN. AH-HYUCK!
THE NASTY LITTLE BEASTIES ARE EVERYWHERE.
IN MY SOUP, IN MY NIGHTCAP,
IN MY MUSTACHE!
I WANT THEM ELIMINATED, ERADICATED, AND DEMISED BY NIGHTFALL...
BEFORE THEY DAMAGE THE FAMILY HEIRLOOMS.
NOT TO WORRY! I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED IN MY TRASH DISPOSAL,
AND THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET. AH-HYUCK!
FASCINATING.
WELL, I MUST AWAY, SNIBBS.
TAKE THE AFTERNOON OFF, SEE A DOCTOR, GET A SHOT,
AMUSE YOURSELF.
I'LL DO MY BEST, SIR.
NOW, LET ME SEE HERE.
WHAT'LL WE TRY FIRST?
OH, THE MALLET METHOD! [CHUCKLES]
SCARE THE LITTLE FELLER RIGHT OUT OF THE HOUSE.
[CHITTERING]
- [CRASHING] - COME BACK! STOP THAT!
[SHOUTING]
THAT THERE IS A SMART, LITTLE MOUSIE.
NOW, IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT THAT SHERLOCK DECIDED TO WEAR A DISGUISE,
SO THE LITTLE MOUSIE WOULDN'T KNOW HE WAS AN EXTRACAT--
EXTRAMINATE-- RAT-CATCHER.
I HOPE THIS WORK, SIR-- UH, MISS.
OH, MISS. OKAY, LITTLE MOUSIE, YOU EAT YOUR SUPPER,
AND I'LL EAT MINE. AH-HYUCK!
OH! YUMMY!
[STRAINING]
[FARTS]
[CHUCKLES]
FIRST, TOYNBEE,
CROSS THE ROOM QUIETLY TO THE GASLIGHT.
GASLIGHT! GOT IT, PROFESSOR!
OH, THIS IS NICE.
AND THIS. THIS, TOO.
"PUT THE VALUABLES BACK, YOU SPUD."
NO, PROFESSOR.
DON'T "OH, PROFESSOR" ME.
IT'S THE KEY WE WANT.
THE KEY TO THE TOWER OF LONDON
IS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE BOOKCASE.
GOT IT!
[WHISTLES]
HUH? WHAT?
WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO.
HEY!
LET GO! OW! THAT HURTS!
CAUGHT A RAT!
OH, BOY! A RAT!
A BIG RAT!
A BIG RAT WITH A MASK!
MAYBE IT'S A POLITICIAN.
MY WORD! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S-- A CAT BURGLAR!
HOLDING THE KEY TO THE TOWER OF LONDON.
YOUR BRILLIANCE, SIR-- MISS, SIR-- WHATEVER.
BRILLIANT! YOU'VE SAVED THE CROWN JEWELS.
AW, SHUCKS.
ONLY ONE FIEND COULD HAVE DEVISED SUCH A DIABOLICAL PLOT.
PROFESSOR INFERIORITY. HOO-HOO. OOPSIE.
PRECISELY!
I WANT IT ANNOUNCED THROUGHOUT LONDON
THAT SHERLOCK GOOF IS THE MOST BRILLIANT RAT-CATCHER
OF ALL TIME.
OH, SHEESH.
GAWRSH.
[CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS]
SHERLOCK GOOF FOILS PLOT!
SHERLOCK GOOF SAVES CROWN JEWELS!
SHERLOCK GOOF TO BE DECORATED!
ON BEHALF OF THE CROWN,
I PRESENT TO YOU, SHERLOCK GOOF,
THE ROYAL MAGNIFYING GLASS FOR BRILLIANT DETECTING.
- WHEN DO I START? - I'LL GIVE YOU THE BUSINESS MYSELF, MY BOY.
TODAY AT THE TOWER OF LONDON.
BUT SIR REGINALD--
DARE I SAY THE CROWN JEWELS
MUST BE PROTECTED FROM THE BIGGEST THREAT OF ALL?
SHERLOCK GOOF IS OUR MAN.
[CROWD CHEERING]
SHERLOCK GOOF, EH?
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY'RE DEALING WITH?
TINKER BELL?
I'M GONNA TAKE THE CROWN JEWELS
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER HIS LONG, STUPID SNOUT.
THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT THE PRESS HAS TO SAY
ABOUT THE BRILLIANT SHERLOCK GOOF, RAT-CATCHER!
[LAUGHING]
GOSH! THIS PLACE MUST BE FILLED WITH RATS.
HERE, LITTLE MOUSIES!
COME TO UNCLE SHERLOCK!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.
UH-OH.
[CHITTERS]
THAT'S THE GUY, PROFESSOR.
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE I DO SOME WINDOW SHOPPING.
I GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE.
HIYA, LITTLE FELLER.
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
I GOT A JOB TO DO!
COME TO PAPA, LITTLE JEWELS.
PAPA LOVES YOU.
[CRIES OUT]
GAWRSH! SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOUR LORDSHIP.
WRONG MOUSE.
SAY, I KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- GAWRSH.
NOW, DON'T TELL ME.
IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
PROFESSOR INFERIORITY, MASTER OF CRIME,
DOCTOR OF DEVIOUSNESS, KING OF CHAOS!
AW, THAT'S NOT IT.
YOU EVER PITCH FOR THE DODGERS?
GIVE ME THAT THING, YOU GOOF!
HEY! WATCH IT!
THAT COULD REALLY SMART!
STAND STILL, AND I'LL MAKE YOU A GENIUS!
TAKE IT EASY NOW! WHOA! HEY!
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND ONE OF THESE!
HEY! [BABBLING, SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING] SORRY ABOUT THAT, DETECTIVE GOOF.
[LAUGHING]
I'M NOT A DETECTIVE, I'M A RAT-CATCHER.
YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
AND LOOK WHO YOU CAUGHT.
[LAUGHS]
HEY, BOSS, WE GOT THE JEWELS.
IF I HAD TIME, I'D THROW THIS LOBSTER TRAP
INTO THE RIVER WITH YOU IN IT, GOOF BRAIN.
[LAUGHING]
[GULPS]
LET'S AM-SCRAY, FELLAS!
GAWRSH.
INSPECTOR, I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE
IN SHERLOCK GOOF'S ABILITY TO TRACK THE PEST DOWN.
BUT SIR REGINALD--
HE HAS HIS MAGNIFYING GLASS,
HIS DEERSTALKER CAP.
TIE YOUR EARFLAPS, MAN!
WHAT ELSE DOES A DETECTIVE NEED?
GAWRSH, I DON'T KNOW.
BETTER FIND OUT.
DRAT! THAT SHERLOCK GOOF IS A THORN IN MY SEAT CUSHIONS!
THE DIM BULB COULD HAVE BROKEN MY BIG TOE.
THE GOOF HAS TO BE ELIMINATED!
NAME THE TIME AND PLACE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
CHILD: SHERLOCK GOOF! HOT ON TRAIL OF JEWEL THIEVES!
- READ ALL ABOUT IT! - I AM?
GAWRSH. I BETTER READ ALL ABOUT IT.
PROFESSOR INFERIORITY DOOMED!
I'M LOOKING FOR THE HOUSE OF DR. WATSON,
DETECTIVE STORY-WRITER.
IT'S RIGHT THERE, 221 B BAKER STREET.
DON'T YOU EVER WATCH TV?
SHERLOCK GOOF DESTINED FOR--
SHERLOCK GOOF?
NAH, COULDN'T BE.
GAWRSH.
SURE IS A GOOD-LOOKING FELLER, THOUGH. AH-HYUCK!
YES? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? GOOD-BYE ALREADY.
[GASPS] SHERLOCK GOOF AT MY HOUSE?
AT MY DOORSTEP? IN MY PRESENCE?
OH, COME IN! COME IN!
WHAT DO YOU WANT? NO, DON'T TELL ME.
LET ME GUESS.
AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME SHAKING HANDS WITH RUDYARD KIPLING.
NO! EMILY BRONTE'S TONGUE DEPRESSOR!
NO, NO, NO. THE PIPE I BLEW BUBBLES WITH
AT QUEEN VICTORIA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
- NO, UH-- - AH-HYUCK!
GEE! ALL THAT SOUNDS SWELL, BUT I REALLY CAME TO BUY YOUR BOOK--
"HOW TO BE A DETECTIVE."
MY BOOK-- MY BOOK?
AH! SHERLOCK GOOF!
THAT SOON-TO-BE GREATEST DETECTIVE OF ALL TIME
WANTS MY BOOK!
HE WANTS TO BUY IT!
IT'S YOURS. NO CHARGE.
AH, THE DETECTIVE...
THAT DOGGED PURSUER OF VILLAINY,
THAT STALWART CHAMPION OF JUSTICE
WHO KEEPS HIS NOSE CLOSE TO THE GROUND
AND SNIFFS OUT DIRTY-DOINGS AT EVERY TURN.
GESUNDHEIT.
THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
RULE NUMBER ONE OF EVERY GOOD DETECTIVE
IS TO ALWAYS RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
GOTTA GET BACK TO THE TOWER OF LONDON.
CHAPTER ONE-- LOOKING FOR CLUES.
THE DETAIL OBSESSED DETECTIVE COVERS EVERY INCH OF GROUND
WITH A FINE-TOOTHED COMB.
GAWRSH! DANDRUFF!
SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW,
THE EAGLE-EYED SLEUTH LEAVES NO STONE UNTURNED.
OR ROCK UNDROPPED.
GAWRSH.
I THINK WE MISSED HIM.
THE GUMSHOE, TRUE TO HIS MONIKER,
ALWAYS STICKS TO THE CASE,
NO MATTER WHAT DANGERS APPEAR ON THE HORIZON.
GOT GUM ON MY SHOE.
- WOW! - [CRASH]
RATS.
WHY, IT'S JUST A LITTLE MOUSIE.
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND, LITTLE FELLER.
THERE YOU GO.
- WHEW! THANKS! - YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU KNOW, THIS SCARING EACH OTHER'S PANTS OFF
EVERY FIVE MINUTES IS FOR THE BIRDS.
- UH-HUH. - HMM.
MAYBE US FELLERS OUGHT TO TEAM UP.
WE ARE SORT OF IN THE SAME BUSINESS.
TAKES A RAT TO CATCH A RAT, I ALWAYS SAY. AH-HYUCK!
YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA GIVE YOU A NAME, SPARKY.
SPARKY! THAT'S A GOOD NAME!
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - [CHUCKLES]
COME ON, SPARKSTER! LET'S GET ON WITH OUR DEDUCTING!
ALWAYS AWARE OF IMPENDING DANGER,
THE EVER-VIGILANT CRIME-STOPPER
IS NEVER CAUGHT BY SURPRISE.
HUH? WHOA!
ALIVE? THAT GUMSHOE IS STILL BREATHING AIR?
I TELL YA, BOSS, SHERLOCK GOOFY'S A PRETTY SCARY GUY.
YEAH, POSITIVELY EERIE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE SCARY GUY AROUND HERE,
AND THAT'S ME, SEE?
YOU SPUDS ARE FIRED!
[SCREAMING]
I'LL TAKE CARE OF SHERLOCK GOOF MYSELF.
THE DETECTIVE, MASTER OF SURPRISE,
CREEPS STEALTHILY FORWARD,
NET IN HAND,
READY TO ENSNARE THE DUPLICITOUS VIOLETS.
- HUH? - HUH?
THE BAD GUYS.
- OH. - OH.
HELLO THERE, BUDDY.
CATCH ANY BAD GUYS LATELY?
[LAUGHING]
OW!
[LAUGHING]
AH! SURE LOVE GOOFERAMUS,
THE GUEST OF PROFESSOR INFERIORITY!
WOULDN'T THE PRESS GET A HOOT OUT OF THIS?
WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO TELL 'EM--
THERE ISN'T GONNA BE ENOUGH TIME.
THE EXTERMINATOR IS ABOUT TO BE EXTERMINATED.
[LAUGHING]
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
SPARKY BOY! WHERE YOU OFF TO?
SPARK! OH!
- [KEY CLATTERS]] - THE DOOR KEY!
[LAUGHING]
YEAH, JUST ABOUT RIGHT.
MAYBE A TOUCH OF SEA SALT.
THERE! SEASONED TO PERFECTION.
[LAUGHING]
THE CROWN JEWELIES.
[WHISPERING]
GOT YA! [CHUCKLES]
NOW, TO CATCH THE GREAT GOOF SNOOP
AND DISSOLVE OUR RELATIONSHIP.
[LAUGHING]
WHY, YOU LITTLE THIEF! GET BACK HERE!
HI. COME HERE, YOU!
HELP!
SO YOU WANNA PLAY FISHERMAN, HUH?
UH-OH.
TAKE THE BAIT, GUMSHOE!
- WHOO-HOO-HOO! - [CRASH]
HOW'S IT FEEL BEING CATCH OF THE DAY, YOU GOOF?
[LAUGHING]
- BEHIND YOU! - "BEHIND YOU"?
WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING?
THAT OLD TRICK WON'T WORK ON ME!
[STRAINING]
[CRYING OUT]
[CRIES OUT]
[GROANING]
THE JEWELS!
SPARKY!
YOU'RE HISTORY, GOOFSTER! [LAUGHING]
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
SO WHAT DO I DO NEXT?
CHAPTER THREE-- PURSUING THE CRIMINAL.
USING THE TRUSTY MAGNIFYING GLASS,
THE DOGGED DETECTIVE SEARCHES UNTIRINGLY FOR THE RIGHT CLUE.
A BUTTON!
THE RIGHT CLUE, NUMBSKULL!
[CHUCKLES] SORRY.
A JEWEL!
AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER!
HOT-DIGGITY, I'M ON THE TRAIL!
THANK GOODNESS.
[MOUSE CHITTERING]
SPARKY!
LOOK, PARTNER, THE CROWN JEWELS WITHOUT THE CROWN!
NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO IS CATCH THE RAT THAT SWIPED THEM.
[MUTTERING]
[PANTING] NO ESCAPE. DRAT!
TRAPPED LIKE A RAT, PROFESSOR.
NO OFFENSE, SPARKY.
OKAY, BOOKWORM.
LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO LEARN TO FLY.
NO PUSHING! STOP!
[SHOUTING] HELP!
NOBODY GETS THE BEST OF PROFESSOR INFERIORITY!
OW!
WHY, YOU LITTLE--
[ALL SCREAMING]
[SPLASH]
HELP! HELP!
GOOFYLOCK! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
[WATSON] GRAB HOLD, GOOF!
AH-HYUCK! DR. WATSON.
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU,
DOCUMENTING YOUR EXPLOITS.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU MUST PUBLISH-- SAY YOU WILL.
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, WITH MONEY ON IT?
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
GAWRSH!
HERE YOU GO, SPARKEROONI,
THE SHERLOCK HOL-MOUSETRAP,
YOUR NEW HOME. AH-HYUCK!
HERE YOU GO, MAXEROONI--
THE ORIGINAL SHERLOCK HOL-MOUSETRAP.
WOW!
AND A SET OF ANTIQUE MOUSE EARS.
[CHUCKLES]
DAD! LOOK!
[CHITTERING, SNIFFING]
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD?
I THINK I'LL NAME HIM SPARKY.
I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
AH-HYUCK!
♪ GIMME A BEAT ♪
YEAH!