♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES!
♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[PETE] HE'S GONNA DO IT, I TELL YOU!
[PJ] NO WAY!
I REALLY LOVE THIS! IT IS SO GROSS!
IT'S GONNA BE A NEW RECORD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
GO FOR IT!
RALPH! RALPH! RALPH!
OH HO! DON'T TELL ME!
WE'RE WATCHING GOONTOWN GLADIATORS AGAIN.
IT'S GROSSERAMA II, PEG-UMS.
IT'S THE MIGHTY RALPH, MOMMY!
YEAH. HE'S GOING FOR HIS FIFTH STRAIGHT
INTERNATIONAL BELCHIN' TITLE, MOM.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, SWEET ROLL.
HE'S GONNA MELT A WINDSHIELD OF A SEMI AT 50 FEET!
OH, LUCKY ME.
[RALPH] URRRRPPP!
HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
WAY TO BELCH, BUD!
LOOK! THE REFEREE'S GOING TO FAINT AGAIN.
RALPH! RALPH! HEY!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
BUT, POTATO BUG, IT'S NOT OVER YET!
I REFUSE TO JUST STAND HERE
AND LET YOU TURN YOURSELVES INTO ZOMBIES.
UH-OH. UH-OH.
YOU'RE ON ONE OF THOSE HIGH SOCIETY KICKS AGAIN,
AREN'T YOU, SUGAR JET?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING A LITTLE REFINEMENT
AND UPWARD MOBILITY?
AT LEAST HIGH SOCIETY
DOESN'T HAVE ANY REGURGITATING GLADIATORS.
I KNEW IT.
WHY DON'T WE ALL GO TO A MUSEUM
OR THE OPERA?
GROSS! GROSS!
BUT, LIP GLOSS, WE WANT TO WATCH TV.
YEAH, MOM!
THE GROSSERAMA IS PLENTY REFINED.
THE NEXT WINDOW RALPH MELTS
IS GONNA BE STAINED GLASS.
ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO WATCH TV,
THEN WE WATCH SOMETHING CLASSY.
HELLO, MR. AND MRS. SPOONERVILLE.
I'M HARMEN BLEACH,
WELCOME TO THE LIFESTYLES OF THE UP AND CRUSTY.
AAH! ANYTHING BUT THAT CLOWN!
PETER, BE CAREFUL!
[TV EXPLODES]
UH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS AT ONCEM SIR.
OHH! WELL, ISN'T THIS JUST AWFUL?
NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE
WITH YOUR TIME, LIKE READ A BOOK!
NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EATING YOU, PEG.
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY THE HIGHFALUTIN TYPE, YA KNOW.
OH, YEAH? SAYS WHOM?
WELL, I DON'T SEE YOU
HOBNOBBING WITH OLD LADY WILLOUGHBY
AND THOSE SNOBS UP ON SOUTH HILL.
THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING ME
BUT A CERTAIN PIGHEADED RV SALESMAN
WHO DOESN'T KNOW A DOILY FROM A DIP STICK.
OH, THOSE PHONIES WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE LIKES OF YOU.
YOU WOULDN'T CARE TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER
ON THAT, WOULD YOU?
[GASP] I COULDN'T MAKE A BET WITH MY OWN WIFE.
WHAT'S THE PITCH?
I MANAGE TO GET COZY WITH HIGH SOCIETY,
YOU HAVE TO PUT ON SOME COUTH.
I CAN'T DO IT, YOU ARE KING OF THE TV CONTROLS.
IT'S A DEAL.
ALL RIGHT, BIG MOUTH,
JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET
THE FAMOUS MRS. WILLOUGHBY'S ATTENTION?
[GOOFY HUMMING]
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, PEG,
BUT PETEY BOY SOLD ME THIS HOSE,
AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE DEFLECTIVE.
UH, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT
TO JUST UP AND TELL PETER THAT STRAIGHT OUT.
THE BEST WAY TO GET SOMETHING SETTLED
IS FACE TO FIST--
UH, I MEAN FACE TO FACE. AH-HYUCK!
[GASP] YOU'RE RIGHT! BEARD THE LION IN HER MANSION,
FACE TO FACE, NOSE TO NOSE!
OH! I'M SO HAPPY, I COULD KISS SOMEONE.
GAWRSH!
THANKS, GOOFY! WISH ME LUCK!
BREAK A LEG!
WH-WH-WHOA!
UH, HELLO. I'M--
ARE YOU HERE TO REPAIR THE SPRINKLERS?
UH, NO. HA HA HA! NO.
I'D LIKE TO SEE, AH, MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
IF YOU'RE NOT HERE TO FIX THE SPRINKLERS,
YOU MAY GO AWAY!
BESIDES, MRS. WILLOUGHBY SEES NO ONE
WHEN SHE'S PREPARING FOR AN AFTERNOON TEA.
THAT'S THAT. BUT I--
ARE NOT INVITED!
GO NOW. AU REVOIR! GO, GO, GO!
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, THE WIZARD OF OZ?
ALL'S FAIR IN WAR AND HIGH SOCIETY.
[GRUNTING]
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WEAR FAT CLOTHES.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A WOMAN
WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT SHE NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT.
[DOGS BARKING] AAH!
[ARF ARF ARF]
SCAT! BEAT IT, YOU MUTTS,
OR I'LL REALLY FLATTEN THOSE NOSES.
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
[GRRR]
[HUMMING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
OH! I AM SO MAD, I COULD KILL SOMEONE.
PEG, YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN.
YOU SHOULD TRY WATERING THE LAWN.
AH-HYUCK! IT'S VERY RELAXING.
I'D INSTALL SPRINKLERS,
BUT THEY WOULDN'T BE THE SA--
WH-WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
OH! AHH! AHH! OH!
SPRINKLERS? THAT'S IT!
OH!
OH, GOOFY, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME!
PASSIONATE, ISN'T SHE?
AH-HYUCK!
[GOOFY] OH, GAWRSH, PEG,
YOU REALLY THINK THIS'LL WORK?
TRUST ME, GOOFY.
[DISGUISING VOICE] WE'RE HERE TO FIX THE SPRINKLERS!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DISGUISE YOUR VOICE. I DO.
YOU'RE EARLY.
UH, RIGHT. EARLY'S THE NAME.
MR. EARLY SPRINKLERS.
ENTREZ.
NICE TO MEET YOU, ANDRE.
MUST BE FRENCH.
[PEG] NOW YOU ACT BUSY, AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
OKEY-DOKE.
IT'S SHOWTIME! AHA-HA-HA!
OH, GREAT! IT'S MR. FRIENDLY FOREIGN RELATIONS.
[GROWLING, BARKING]
NOT YOU AGAIN!
[BARKING]
WHAA-HO-HO-HOO!
[PANTING]
OOH-HOO-HOO! YIPES!
[WHISTLING]
[PEG] PSST! PSST!
Goofy!
PEG! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS A TEA PARTY,
NOT A TREE PARTY. AH-HYUCK!
GOOFY! THOSE DOGS TOOK MY DRESS!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
NO PROBLEM. I'M GREAT WITH DOGS.
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE I'M ONE OF THE FAMILY.
[BARKING]
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
IF HE CAN JUST KEEP THOSE TIRE BITERS
BUSY FOR A MINUTE.
ALMOST!
[DOGS GROWLING]
WHEW! GOOD RIDDANCE.
[GROWLING]
WHAT, DO I SMELL LIKE PORK CHOPS OR SOMETHING?
MY GOODNESS! WHAT IS ALL THIS RACKET?
OH! MRS. WILLOUGHBY!
WELL, IT ISN'T VERY OFTEN
I FIND MY GUESTS FOR TEA IN THE KITCHEN.
ALTHOUGH I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER INVITING YOU.
BUT MY GUEST LISTS ARE SO LONG THESE DAYS.
I CAN EXPLAIN, MRS. WILLOUGHBY, HONEST.
NO NEED TO EXPLAIN, DEAR.
IT'S PERFECTLY OBVIOUS TO ME.
IT IS?
OF COURSE.
I MUST HAVE INVITED YOU TO TEA
BECAUSE YOU'RE A WESTCHESTER PUG LOVER, TOO.
[BARKING]
AH HA HA! LOVE THEM?
I ADORE THEM! HA HA HA!
[GASP] MADAME! THAT WOMAN, SHE--
IT'S ALL RIGHT, HERCULE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
AH, OUI. BUT, MRS. WILLOUGHBY--
YOU JUST SEE THAT MY BABIES STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
WHILE I INTRODUCE, UH...
PEG.
PEG! YES, UH, TO THE GIRLS.
NICE LITTLE DOGGIES?
[HERCULE] AAH!
[DOGS BARK AND SNARL]
HERCULE LOVES MY DARLING PUPPIES.
AH HA HA! WHO COULD RESIST THEM?
[HERCULE SCREAMS]
MRS. WILLOUGHBY, I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
IT WAS WONDERFUL HAVING ANOTHER DOG LOVER FOR A CHANGE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIDAY!
AH HA! F-FRIDAY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING FRIDAY?
OH! DON'T BE SILLY.
THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE COMING TO YOUR MANSION
FOR LUNCHEON.
MY MANSION?
LUNCHEON?
CERTAINLY.
YOU KNOW THE RULES OF OUR LADIES' CLUB.
THE NEWEST MEMBER ALWAYS HAS A LUNCHEON FOR THE PRESIDENT
AFTER HER FIRST TEA.
AH! I CAN'T WAIT! GOODBYE.
YES! GOOD--MY DEAR.
YES! I-- I CAN'T WAIT, EITHER!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TURN THIS
INTO A MANSION BY FRIDAY?
[MUNCHING]
GEE, GRAHAM CRACKERS,
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE OUR BET! HA HA HA!
LISTEN, MR. TILL DEATH DO US PART,
I ALREADY WON THE BET. MRS. WILLOUGHBY LOVES ME!
NOW YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE UP TO YOUR PART OF THE BARGAIN
AND MAKE SURE SHE KEEPS ON LOVING ME. SEE?
[GULP]
WHATEVER YOU SAY, POP TOP.
GAWRSH, PETEY, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THE THINKING, GOOFY.
NOW BUTTON IT UP!
LIGHTS, CAMERA...
TRACTION!
DRAKE, THANK YOU FOR MY NEW MANSION.
IT'S LOVELY.
I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING
THAT WOULD LAST AS LONG AS OUR LOVE, DIAMOND.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
[PETE] WE HAVE TO MOVE THE SET, LADY.
NOW, THE PURPOSE OF THIS PRACTICE LUNCHEON
IS TO PERFECT OUR HIGH-SOCIETY ETIQUETTE
BEFORE MRS. WILLOUGHBY ARRIVES THIS AFTERNOON.
[NARRRATOR] AHEM!
THE HOW-TOs OF ETIQUETTE.
NOTHING SHOWS REFINEMENT AND DELICACY OF SENTIMENT LIKE--"
HEY! WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
SORRY. AHEM.
CHAPTER 1--TABLE MANNERS.
PERSONAL HYGIENE IS BETTER LEFT
OUT OF THE DINING ROOM.
WHOOPS! SORRY.
AND WE DO NOT PLAY WITH OUR FOOD.
AW, PHOOEY!
REMEMBER,
THE FINGER BOWL IS FOR FINGERS ONLY.
[BUBBLING]
MAKING BUBBLES IN ANY BEVERAGE
IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!
AND AS HOSTESS,
NEVER, EVER FORGET WHAT'S IN THE OVEN.
[PEG] WHAA-HOO-HOO!
OH, HOO HOO!
[COUGHING]
I HOPE HIGH SOCIETY LIKES CHARRED FOOD
THE WAY US COMMON FOLK DO.
HERE'S A LIST. YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME EVERYTHING I NEED,
AND YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE IT QUICK.
OH, PEG, I SAY LET'S FORGET THE WHOLE THING!
AND WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO TIMING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH A STOP WATCH?
I SAY, "OUT OF MY WAY!"
I DON'T SEE WHY THEY CAN'T EAT
COMMON STUFF WITH PRESERVATIVES
LIKE THE REST OF US
INSTEAD OF ALL THIS RIDICULOUS AND FANCY JUNK.
WE'RE GONNA EAT THIS YUPPIE LETTUCE?
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!
I'D BETTER GET A BITE TO EAT.
ONE NEVER KNOWS WHAT PEG WILL BE SERVING FOR LUNCHEON.
[BOWLING PINS CRASH]
STEE-RIKE! HA HA!
[HORN HONKS]
MOVE IT OR MILK IT, YA HACKSAW!
DA-OOH! I'LL NEVER MAKE IT BACK IN TIME,
AND I STILL HAVE ONE MORE STOP!
TIME FOR TURBO REVERSE!
YAH!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HAFTA WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN', LADY!
AND I THOUGHT KING KONG WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIES.
NOW ARE YOU SURE
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE FINGER SANDWICHES?
SURE! AH-HYUCK!
[HUMMING]
DOWN TO ONE LAST DETAIL.
AW, PEGSTER, YOU COVERED UP MY FACE.
UH-HUH, EXACTLY.
WE DON'T WANT TO FRIGHTEN THE LADY SENSELESS.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'M MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
I BELIEVE I'M EXPECTED.
AH-HYUCK! YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
WELCOME, AND PLEASE, DO COME IN.
OH! MRS. WILLOUGHBY, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
OH, MY GOSH! NOT HER AGAIN!
THIS IS MY HUSBAND PETER.
AH, UH, HI, HOW YA DOIN'?
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER SEEN YOU BEFORE
IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE AT THE MARKET.
THAT WASN'T ME.
HMM...HOW DO YOU DO?
EHH, UH, HEH, HEH, HEH...
CARE FOR A FINGER SANDWICH?
WHY, THANK YOU.
TRIED TO MAKE 'EM LOOK
AS MUCH LIKE REAL FINGERS AS POSSIBLE.
AAH! WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SUCCEEDED.
I'LL THINK I'LL SAVE ROOM FOR LUNCH.
GOOFY, PLEASE!
OH, RIGHT. I'LL GET THE PUNCH.
NOW WHERE'D I PUT THE PUNCH BOWL?
AH-HYUCK! RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE!
HA HA!
[BUBBLING]
BETTER RINSE IT OUT.
HI! I'M PISTOL!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO YOU!
HA HA! PISTOL. HA HA.
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, PEG.
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS.
WHY'S YOUR HAIR BLUE? HOW OLD ARE YOU? I'M ALMOST 5!
HA HA HA HA!
PISTOL, PLEASE!
PLEASE WHAT, MOMMY?
MAY I HAVE THAT NECKLACE WHEN YOU DIE?
[LAUGHING]
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. AH!
HA HA. THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, PISTOL--
HA HA--DARLING!
DON'T WORRY.
SOON SHE'LL BE OLD ENOUGH FOR BOARDING SCHOOL.
AH, Y-Y-YES. GOOFY!
RIGHT! I'LL GET THE SOUP!
FORTUNATELY,
MOST BOARDING SCHOOLS ARE HALF A WORLD AWAY.
HA HA HA! I LIKE THIS HIGH SOCIETY STUFF.
THE FISH ARE BITING!
OOPS!
AAH!
SOUP'S ON!
WHOA!
OOH! OOH!
CRACKERS, ANYONE?
[LAUGHING]
OH, HO-HO, YEAH.
SHE'S GONE.
AH-HYUCK! AH-HYUCK! AH-HA HA HA!
MRS. WILLOUGHBY, I APOLOGIZE.
HA HA! OH, PEG, DON'T WORRY, DEAR.
I'VE HAD AN ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID AFTERNOON.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN YEARS!
MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE SUCH SNOBS!
I SIMPLY MUST INVITE YOU
TO PARTICIPATE IN THE UPPER CRUST LADIES' TENNIS TOURNAMENT.
ALL YOU'LL NEED TO PARTICIPATE
IS A LADIES' PAIR
TO SPONSOR FOR THE DOUBLES MATCH.
THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM, WILL IT?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
SEE YOU THEN. BYE-BYE.
GOODBYE.
AH, UH, BYE-BYE, MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
SO...UH, TENNIS, ANYONE?
OH, NO.
UH-UH, NO WAY.
NOTHIN' DOIN'!
UH-UH!
NOW REMEMBER, LADIES!
"A PLEASANT, CONGENIAL ATTITUDE ON THE TENNIS COURTS
IS PARAMOUNT TO EVERYONE'S ENJOYMENT OF THE GAME."
HA HA! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
FORGET WHAT?
[MAX] WHOA! [PJ] WAY COOL!
[MAX WOLF-WHISTLES]
LADIES, YOU ARE STYLIN'!
GAWRSH! THANKS!
HEH HEH HEH.
HERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT. NOW, BOYS,
IF I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY SHOULD W-I-N,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
WE GOTCHA, MRS. P.
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MS. GOOFINA--
AH-HYUCK! HELLO.
AND MS. PETUNIA.
PLEASED TO MEET SOMEONE
I'VE ABSOLUTELY NEVER SEEN BEFORE
IN MY SHORT, FEMININE LIFE.
AH! OOH LA LA!
NAH, IMPOSSIBLE.
THE FIRST GAME
IS LADIES' DOUBLES,
AND THE FIRST SERVE
GOES TO THE LOVELY MS. PETUNIA.
I'D LIKE TO SERVE THAT GUY A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
[HERCULE] OOH, NICE FORM!
TRY THIS FORM, FRENCH FRY!
I GOT IT! UGH!
I GOT IT! OW!
I GOT IT! STOP!
[GOOFY] I GOT IT!
DRATS!
YIPPEE!
I GOT THIS ONE!
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
OUCH.
I DON'T THINK OUR DADS NEED HELP LOSIN'.
BUT WE GOTTA TRY OUT
OUR NEW EXTEND-ALL TENNIS TURBO SERVER.
COME ON. WHERE'S THE GOLF CART?
I LEFT IT RUNNING RIGHT THERE.
[PJ AND MAX] YAAHHHH!
COME ON, GOOFINA, WE GOTTA GET SERIOUS.
WHAT IS IT, PETUNIA? DOES LOSING BOTHER YOU?
ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT!
HEY! WHAT--
[QUACKING] DUCK!
THAT WAS A DUCK!
YOU'RE FANTASTIC, MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
YES, I STILL GOT THE MOVES.
THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL, LADIES.
WE'VE GOT A TOURNAMENT TO PLAY!
IT'S JUST A GAME, PETE-TUNIA!
JUST QUIT THE CHIT-CHAT AND SERVE.
YEOW!
I GOT IT!
HOLD ON! GOT IT!
AH-HYUCK!
GO LEFT!
BACK UP!
GET OFF OF ME, YOU--
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
THE SCORE IS 15...
LOVE!
WHY, I OUGHTA...
OH, NO. BE CAREFUL, MY LITTLE CABBAGE ROLL!
YAAAHH!
STOP!
WAIT! COME BACK!
COME ON BACK!
HEY, COME ON, SLOW DOWN!
HIT THE BRAKES!
HO-KAY, I'M READY.
WHOA-WHA! UH-OH!
YAAH-HOO-HOO! AAHHHH!
STOP!
LOOK OUT!
OH! TSK-TSK-TSK!
[SIGH] I DIDN'T KNOW BREAKING INTO HIGH SOCIETY
WAS GOING TO BE SO PAINFUL.
OH, MY DEAR PEG,
THE UPPER CRUST NEEDS SHAKING UP NOW AND THEN,
AND YOU ARE SO GOOD AT IT!
AND I HAVE THE PERFECT THING FOR US TO DO NEXT.
MY BROTHER'S AT THE PERFORMING ARTS ACADEMY.
HE TEACHES WOMEN'S BALLET!
IS THAT SO?
OH, NO. NO, NO.
I KNOW I LOOK GOOD IN A TUTU, BUT UH-UH!
NOT THIS! NO WAY!
OH, PLEEEASE!
NOOOOO!
OH, NO, NO, DON'T RUN, MY SWEET PETUNIA!
COME BACK TO ME, MON AMI PETUNIA!
I LOVE ZE BALLET!
I'M GOING TO PIROUETTE, PLIE,
POSITION NUMBER 1.
WATCH ME! I CAN DANCE! I CAN DANCE!