1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,830 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 3 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:10,250 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 4 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,330 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ 5 00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:12,920 YES! 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,080 ♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪ 7 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,460 ♪ YEAH ♪ 8 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:17,290 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 9 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:19,620 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 10 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,290 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 11 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,540 WHAA-OOO-HO-HO! 12 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,620 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 13 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:25,960 YAAH-HOO-HOO! 14 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,380 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 15 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:29,290 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 16 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:30,580 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 17 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:32,580 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 18 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,830 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 19 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,710 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 20 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:42,790 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 21 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:44,620 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 22 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,000 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,670 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 24 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:51,040 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 25 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,460 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 26 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:57,000 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 27 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,920 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 28 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,290 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 29 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:02,040 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 30 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,080 YEAH! 31 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:09,420 IN THE BEGINNING 32 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:12,960 THERE WAS PETE'S USED CARS AND RVs, 33 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,040 A MODEST LITTLE AUTOMOTIVE WONDERLAND 34 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,330 DAZZLING DOWNTOWN SPOONERVILLE, 35 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:21,830 BUT NOW MY GENIUS IS ABOUT TO TRANSFORM IT 36 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:23,250 INTO A CAR LOT... 37 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,960 GO HOME NOW, MOMMY? 38 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,790 SHH, DEAR, NOT WHILE DADDY'S INFLATING HIS EGO. 39 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:31,330 ...SO MUCH DOUGH, THE U.S. TREASURY WILL PHONE FOR A LOAN. 40 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:37,830 PRESENTING PETE'S MEGA-EMPORIUM USED CAR PLEX. 41 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:40,250 - YAY. - YEAH, SWELL. - COOL. 42 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:44,380 KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. GONNA BE TWICE THE SIZE OF THE OLD LOT. 43 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,750 I BOUGHT THE MINIATURE GOLF COURSE NEXT DOOR. 44 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,380 MINI GOLF! 45 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:52,380 YOU BOUGHT THE MINIATURE GOONY GOLF? 46 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,420 OH, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY. 47 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,290 MY BOULDER BELLY BOUGHT GOONY GOLF? 48 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:59,330 [GOOFY] GOOD GOIN', PETEY. 49 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:01,420 [MAX] WAY TO GO, MR. PETE. FINALLY, A SMART PURCHASE. 50 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:02,710 [PISTOL] LET US IN FREE, PRETTY PLEASE? 51 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:08,330 MY DAD OWNS THE COOLEST PLACE IN SPOONERVILLE. 52 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,420 NOW, JUST HOLD IT! 53 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:15,880 I DIDN'T BUY THIS PLACE TO KEEP IT OPEN. 54 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,460 MY EXPANDED CAR LOT'S GOIN' HERE. 55 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:21,210 IT'S NIGHT AFTER TOMORROW, 56 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:25,670 GOONY GOLF'S GONNA BE BITING THE BULLDOZER. 57 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:27,500 TEAR IT DOWN? 58 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,250 IT'S A SLICE OF HISTORY. 59 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,250 HALF THE TOWN GREW UP HERE. 60 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:33,750 OH, COME ON. IT'S A USELESS OLD DUMP. 61 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:38,290 WHERE I SPENT THE MOST PRECIOUS MOMENTS OF MY CHILDHOOD. 62 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:40,620 HERE'S WHERE JOHNNY LUMBAGO GAVE ME THE RING 63 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:44,210 FROM HIS CEREAL BOX AND ASKED ME TO GO STEADY. 64 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,080 JOHNNY LUMBAGO? 65 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,960 CHEESE ROLL, PLEASE, MY STATUE'S GOING THERE. 66 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,330 AND HERE'S WHERE MAX GOT HIS FIRST JOB AT AGE SIX. 67 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:55,290 BOBBING IN THE MOAT FOR GOLF BALLS. 68 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:56,880 FUTURE HOME OF MY SPORTS CAR FOUNTAIN. 69 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,250 FOLKS WILL THROW IN COINS AND WISH FOR A TURBO CHARGER. 70 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,880 I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS. 71 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:06,420 ONION BREATH, HERE'S THE KIND OF FAME THAT COUNTS. 72 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:10,380 THAT'S ME BEING CROWNED MISS GOONY GOLF 73 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,250 FOR WINNING THE ALL-GRADE GOLF-OFF. 74 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,880 THAT'S ME WHEN I WON 75 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,500 THE PUTTING AND SAND CASTLE BUILDING TOURNAMENT. 76 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,120 REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THAT NOSE IN ONE? 77 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:24,250 DAD, YOU GOTTA KEEP IT OPEN. 78 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:26,170 I MEAN, EVERYBODY HAS A BLAST HERE. 79 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:30,920 COME ON, DIDN'T YOU EVER PLAY HERE AS A KID? 80 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,920 ONCE. GOT SO MANY HOLES IN ONE 81 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,330 THAT THE GREAT PALMER ARNOLD HID HIS HEAD IN A SAND TRAP. 82 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:38,170 I HUNG UP MY CLUBS IN BOREDOM. 83 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:40,790 MINIATURE GOLF IS FOR MINIATURE MINDS. 84 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:46,080 GAWRSH, PETEY, THEN MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME A FEW POINTERS. 85 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,080 FORE! 86 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:05,080 OR IS IT FIVE? 87 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,580 NOW, PEG, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BOTTOM LINE. 88 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,170 THIS PLACE COULDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY 89 00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:10,330 TO PAY THE KIDS' ALLOWANCE, 90 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:12,380 LET ALONE THEIR COLLEGE TUITION. 91 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:15,330 SO, FOR THE GOOD OF FAMILY'S FUTURE, 92 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,380 THE BULLDOZER ROLLS. 93 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,750 [SLAMS DOOR] 94 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,290 GAWRSH, GOONY GOLF'S A GONER. 95 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:24,170 NOT IF WE CAN TURN IT INTO A GOLD MINE. 96 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:26,170 BOTTOM LINE, HUH? 97 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,790 FAMOUS, HUH? 98 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:31,120 BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE, THIS PLACE WILL GIVE HIM 99 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,080 THE BANK ACCOUNT OF ROCKEFELLER 100 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,500 AND THE FAME OF ELVIS. 101 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,540 [SQUAWKS] 102 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:55,790 WHOA! 103 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:14,580 YEP. WHEN PETE SEES THIS PLACE, HE'S GONNA FLIP. 104 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,290 WHAT? 105 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:24,920 JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PROPERTY? 106 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,080 BUMPING YOUR BOTTOM LINE UP THE LADDER OF SUCCESS. 107 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,210 PRESENTING PETE'S GOONY GOLF. 108 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:34,000 TA-DA! 109 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,210 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GEEK? 110 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:50,120 UH, JUST SHOWING YOU HOW THIS PLACE CAN MAKE MONEY. 111 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,960 THIS PLACE MAKE MONEY? 112 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,830 AT 25 CENTS A CUSTOMER, 113 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:58,960 IT WON'T MAKE ENOUGH TO GIVE A PIGGY BANK INDIGESTION. 114 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,580 [LAUGHING] 115 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,000 GIVE US ONE DAY AND IT'LL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY 116 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,620 TO GIVE YOU INDIGESTION WHEN YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR WORDS. 117 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:11,000 FINE. DON'T LISTEN TO ME. 118 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,380 WANNA LEARN THE HARD WAY? GO AHEAD 119 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:16,040 KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT. 120 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,000 INDIGESTION. 121 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,620 FATHEAD. 122 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,620 [GOOFY] TODAY'S 200th CUSTOMER STEVIE SCHLUMPKOPFFER 123 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:31,000 WINS ALL THE SODA HE CAN DRINK 124 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 AND A TICKET TO THE HEAD OF THE REST ROOM LINE. 125 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,960 THAT'S 960 COMPLETIONS... 126 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,920 FOR A TOTAL OF 1,500 YARDS. 127 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,920 THAT'S 1,000 QUARTERS. 128 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,040 THIS HOUR ONLY, 129 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,540 OUR GOONY GOLF PRO IS GIVING FREE BEGINNERS' LESSONS 130 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,500 AT THE BUNNY GREEN. 131 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,380 AND THIS HERE'S MY INSIDE-OUT SHOT. 132 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:14,250 OOH, $500! 133 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,830 CONGRATULATIONS, GANG. 134 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,380 GOONY GOLF IS SAVED. 135 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:25,210 PETE WON'T FLATTEN THE GOOSE THAT LAID THIS GOLDEN EGG. 136 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,830 NOW, ABOUT THIS GOLF COURSE... 137 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:31,960 TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS PENNY ANTE. 138 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,670 BUT WE MADE YOU $500. 139 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,210 DOESN'T THAT CONVINCE YOU TO KEEP IT OPEN? 140 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:42,000 HA! MY EXPANDED CAR LOT WILL MAKE 10 TIMES THAT MUCH. 141 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,250 THE DEADLINE STILL STANDS. 142 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:47,750 TOMORROW NIGHT THIS PLACE IS TOAST. 143 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,960 GOOD MORNING, ORANGE PEEL. 144 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:05,710 GREAT NEWS. NOW THAT I'M GONNA BE A USED CAR MOGUL, 145 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:07,830 WE CAN TAKE THAT EXTRA VACATION. 146 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:08,880 FOUND THIS GREAT TIME SHARE IGLOO. 147 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,960 CHECK THE BROCHURE. 148 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,960 IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I'LL SEND UP THREE ICE BAGS' DEPOSIT. 149 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,290 ICE BAG. 150 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:20,170 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT. 151 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:23,710 SAY, PJ, PASS THE JAM TO YOUR DEAR OLD DAD, HMM? 152 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,000 YOU'RE WELCOME. DON'T MENTION IT. 153 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:35,040 YEAH, WELL, UH... 154 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,580 NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL UPSET ABOUT GOONY GOLF, 155 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:41,250 BUT I AIN'T WRECKING YOUR FUN, I'M SAVING YOUR HEALTH. 156 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,420 OH, PLEASE. 157 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:47,040 I HAVE IT ON THE BEST PSEUDOSCIENTIFICARIZED RESEARCHERIZED AUTHORITY 158 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:51,920 GOLF BALLS GIVE OFF RADIOACTIVE PLASTICONIUM 159 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:57,540 'CAUSE PROLONGED EXPOSURE CAUSES HOLES IN ONE IN THE HEAD, 160 00:08:57,540 --> 00:09:00,380 NOT TO MENTION HOLES IN THE MORTGAGE AND THE GROCERY BILLS. 161 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:01,960 THAT PLACE WILL NEVER EARN ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP-- 162 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,960 [PEG] FINE! WE'LL EARN IT! 163 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,790 WE'LL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY GOONY GOLF FROM YOU. 164 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:09,960 - [PJ] ALL RIGHT, MOM! - [MAX] WAY TO GO, MRS. PETE. 165 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,880 [PETE] WHY, THOSE LITTLE DELINQUENTS. 166 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,330 STINKING TOW TRUCKS COST 20 BUCKS. 167 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:20,670 THREE HOURS LATE FOR WORK-- 168 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:24,250 IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME, AND ALREADY I'M STARVING. 169 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,080 - NOW WHAT? - [PEG] SAVE GOONY GOLF. 170 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,880 BUY A PLATE OF PEG'S RIGATONI WITH ANCHOVY SAUCE, 171 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,790 AND EARN THE GRATITUDE 172 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:34,500 OF GOONY GOLFERS EVERYWHERE. 173 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,750 RIGATONI AND ANCHOVY SAUCE? 174 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,290 SHE KNOWS THAT'S MY FAVORITE. 175 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:43,750 BET SHE MADE ME SOME FOR LUNCH. 176 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,500 AAH! 177 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,670 GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU-- 178 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:52,580 THAT'S MY LUNCH YOU'RE EATING. 179 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:53,750 HUSBANDS FIRST. 180 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:57,250 OH, SORRY, FISH FLAKE, ALL SOLD OUT. 181 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,580 THIS IS INSUBORDINATION, HUSBAND STARVATION, ILLEGAL NEGLECT! 182 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,460 [GOOFY] STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS. 183 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:06,670 FIRST ON THE AUCTION BLOCK'S 184 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,920 THIS GENUINE-Y 100% POLYESTER HALLOWEENY COSTUME-- 185 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,120 WITH CLASHING TIGHTS-- 186 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,920 YOURS FOR THE HIGHEST BID TO HELP SAVE GOONY GOLF. 187 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,330 DO I HEAR 2 BUCKS? 188 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:18,880 KIDDIN' ME? TO SAVE GOONY GOLF, 189 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,710 200! 190 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:21,380 THAT'S MINE. 191 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:24,880 SORRY. YOU GAVE IT TO ME WHEN YOU CLEANED YOUR GARAGE. 192 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,580 WELL, I WANT IT BACK. 193 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:29,120 SURE, PETEY, IF YOUR BID'S THE HIGHEST. 194 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,830 DID I HEAR 200 BUCKS? 195 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:31,920 200. 196 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,120 OH, YEAH? 250. 197 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,790 300. 198 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:37,750 - 500. - 750. 199 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,540 1,000! 200 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:43,120 SOLD FOR 1,000 BUCKS TO THE GUY WHO WANTS TO BULLDOZE GOONY GOLF. 201 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,750 - [MAN 1] OH, THERE HE IS. - [MAN 2] THAT'S HIM OVER THERE. 202 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,460 NOW, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 203 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,620 [CROWD BOOING] 204 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,920 [PISTOL] MUD PIES! 205 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,290 WHAT IN THE NAME OF FACTORY WARRANTIES-- 206 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,880 MUD PIES! GET YOUR MUD PIES! A BUCK EACH. 207 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,500 ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BENEFIT GOONY GOLF. 208 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:22,960 OH, CHAINSAW, DON'T YOU WANNA FETCH PAPA'S PAPER? 209 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:28,460 THAT'S A GOOD DOGGIE. 210 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,540 [GRRR] 211 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,250 YOU WANT ME TO PAY? 212 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,620 NOT IF YOU KNOW WHICH SIDE YOUR KIBBLE'S BUTTERED ON. 213 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,210 [GRRR] 214 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,210 YOU LOUSY FURBALL! 215 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,250 DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME NEXT TIME 216 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:50,040 YOUR STUPID LICENSE EXPIRES. 217 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,620 NO THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LOUSY...GOLF COURSE? 218 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,120 OH, NO. 219 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,830 "HEROIC EFFORTS TO SAVE GOONY GOLF 220 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:03,830 "HAVE CAPTURED THE HEARTS OF SPOONERVILLE 221 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:06,460 AND RAISED A TOTAL OF..." 222 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,330 $50,000! JUST WHAT YOU SAID 223 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,460 YOUR EXPANDED CAR LOT WOULD MAKE. 224 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,960 SO, IF YOU'LL SIGN THE SALES PAPERS. 225 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,790 I'LL TAKE THAT WORTHLESS OLD PIECE OF PROPERTY OFF YOUR HANDS AND-- 226 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:21,880 DIMPLE GUMS, I HATE TO GET PERSONAL DURING A BUSINESS DEAL, 227 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,790 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PANTS? 228 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:27,250 [WHIMPERING] 229 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,420 GRRR! 230 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:31,670 ARGH! THAT DOES IT! 231 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:34,500 SMEARING MY GOOD NAME IN THE PAPERS, EH? 232 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,710 BRIBING ME TO ABANDON MY PRINCIPLES, EH? 233 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,620 WELL, I'M NOT SELLING AT ANY PRICE! 234 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:41,830 [ALL] WHAT?! 235 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:44,460 THE BULLDOZER ROLLS TONIGHT! 236 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,580 [DOORBELL RINGS] 237 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,670 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - SORRY, PETE. 238 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:50,580 I'M REFUNDING YOUR MONEY FOR RENTING MY BULLDOZER. 239 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,120 MET MY WIFE AT GOONY GOLF WHEN WE WERE BOTH SIX, 240 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,620 AND, WELL, I-- I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO PLOW IT UNDER. 241 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,580 GEE, THAT'S REAL ROMANTIC, 242 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,830 BUT IF YOU WON'T, I WILL! 243 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,620 I'M BUYING THAT GOLF COURSE CRUNCHER. 244 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:06,670 GAWRSH. NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 245 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:10,330 ♪ AND ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN ♪ 246 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:14,460 ♪ WON'T PUT GOONY GOLF TOGETHER AGAIN ♪ 247 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,210 OH, YEAH? 248 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:19,420 OVER MY CATERPILLAR-TRACKED BODY. 249 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:24,670 [ALL CHANTING] SAVE GOONY GOLF! SAVE GOONY GOLF! 250 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,210 I'M A PATIENT MAN. 251 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:29,420 SO I'M GIVING YOU FIVE SECONDS TO SCRAM. 252 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,080 AND IF I DON'T, YOU'RE GONNA MOW ME DOWN? 253 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,790 OH, I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW. 254 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:38,460 "HONEST PETE PLOWS WIFE UNDER FOR PROFIT." 255 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,580 OH, THAT SHOULD DO WONDERS FOR CAR SALES. 256 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:44,080 FACE IT, DEAR, 257 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,750 I'VE GOT PUBLIC OPINION ON MY SIDE. 258 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,960 [SIREN] 259 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,040 AND I'VE GOT THE LAW ON MINE. 260 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,040 OH, YOU DIDN'T CALL THE COPS. 261 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,500 GET THAT TRESPASSER OFF MY PROPERTY! 262 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,620 SORRY, MA'AM. 263 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,420 BEING A LOUSE IS WITHIN HIS LEGAL RIGHTS. 264 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,620 AW, MAN. 265 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,540 SORRY, GANG. WE TRIED. 266 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:07,540 LOOK, GET THE PICTURES. 267 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,500 AT LEAST WE CAN SAVE THE WALL OF FAME. 268 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,540 [SIGHS] GOT MY MUG ON THAT WALL. 269 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,670 WON THE FUTURE POLICEMAN'S TOURNAMENT WHEN I WAS TEN. 270 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:17,790 YOU DON'T SAY. COME ON! 271 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,460 WHOA! 272 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,000 WHOOPS! 273 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,460 WOW, EASY, MR. G. 274 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,830 HUH? WELL, IF THIS DON'T JUMP-START 275 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:31,040 A GEARBOX FULL OF RUSTY MEMORIES. 276 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,460 PSST! LOOK HERE. 277 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,500 THAT'S PETE. 278 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:37,250 BUT HE TOLD US HE WAS A GOLFING ACE. 279 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,620 KLUTZ IS MORE LIKE IT. 280 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:41,500 I PLUMB FORGOT PETEY COULDN'T HIT A BALL 281 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,290 IF IT WAS GLUED TO HIS CLUB. 282 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,920 THE VERY FIRST TIME HE PLAYED, 283 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,250 THE WHOLE THIRD GRADE CLASS HOOTED HIM OFF THE COURSE. 284 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,670 HE NEVER CAME BACK AGAIN. 285 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,710 COME ON, QUIT STALLING. 286 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:56,420 WELL, YOU HEARD THE MAN. 287 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,750 GOOFY, WHY DON'T YOU TEE OFF ONE LAST TIME 288 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,620 FOR AULD LANG SYNE. 289 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,540 AND KIDS, STEP OUT OF THE WAY 290 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,420 SO DADDY CAN DEMOLISH THIS WORTHLESS BLIGHT ON OUR BANK ACCOUNT. 291 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:07,620 [ALL] HUH? 292 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:11,120 DARLING, YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 293 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,170 LET THE BULLDOZER ROLL. 294 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,420 HUH? UH...YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 295 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,670 I WAS RIGHT. 296 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,750 YES, A STOCK PORTFOLIO IN THE HAND 297 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,960 IS WORTH 200 HOLES IN ONE. 298 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,460 GLAD YOU AGREE. 299 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,420 YOU'RE JUST ACTING WITH YOUR FAMILY'S 300 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,460 HIGH YIELD INTEREST AT HEART. 301 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,500 ABSOTIVELY. 302 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:36,290 OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR THIRD-GRADE CLASS WOULD SAY. 303 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,000 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHAT ARE THEY SAYIN? 304 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,120 I THOUGHT THEY ALL GREW UP AND MOVED OUT BY NOW. 305 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,000 IF NOT, THEY SHOULD HAVE. 306 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,040 STICKIN' AROUND, HUH? TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, HUH? 307 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,420 WELL, I DON'T CARE WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? 308 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,580 WHAT ARE THEY SAYIN'? 309 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:48,080 OH, THAT YOU'RE TEARING THIS PLACE DOWN 310 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,540 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T PUTT YOUR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG. 311 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,540 WHAT? THAT'S A LIE. 312 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,120 NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S A FALSE LIE. 313 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,290 IT'S A HUSERFALSE. ABSOLUTE FIBISH. 314 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:01,000 NOW, PEACH PIT, I BELIEVE YOU, YOUR KIDS BELIEVE YOU, 315 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,790 BUT THOSE THIRD-GRADERS... 316 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,330 OF COURSE, YOU COULD SHUT 'EM UP FOREVER 317 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,580 BY BEATING THE COURSE PRO 318 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:09,210 FOR THE GOONY GOLF GRAND CHAMPION TROPHY, 319 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,380 BUT ARE YOU THAT GOOD? 320 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,960 WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO TELL THE PRO TO FORGET IT, AND-- 321 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,210 A PRO GOLFER? HE'S HERE? 322 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,460 RIGHT OVER THERE. 323 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,460 FORE! 324 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,620 WHOA! 325 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,920 - GOOFY? - THAT'S HIM. 326 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,750 - THE COURSE PRO? - NONE BETTER. 327 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,330 - I BEAT HIM, I WIN THE TROPHY. - YOU GOT IT. 328 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,540 GOOF LIPS, OLD COMPADRE. 329 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:31,330 SAY, HOW'S ABOUT PLAYING ONE LAST TOURNAMENT 330 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,460 FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE? 331 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,460 THREE HOLES, WINNER TAKE ALL. 332 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,540 AH-HYUCK! LOVE TO, PETEY BOY. 333 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,420 MOM, HAVE YOU FLIPPED YOUR FIVE IRON? 334 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,080 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 335 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,460 SAVING GOONY GOLF BY TURNING 336 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,420 AN UNCOORDINATED LUMP OF DOUGH 337 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,880 INTO THE TOAST OF THE PGA. 338 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,080 MAX, YOU STILL GOT THAT TRICK BALL 339 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,120 YOU GAVE YOUR DAD LAST YEAR? 340 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,170 YEAH. 341 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,250 GOOD. 342 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,170 OH, ALLOW ME, DEAR. 343 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:59,580 A GOLFER YOUR STATURE SHOULDN'T STOOP TO POSITION HIS OWN BALL. 344 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,710 NOW, YOU REALIZE I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT RUSTY. 345 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:05,580 IT'S BEEN DECADES SINCE I HUNG UP MY CLUBS. 346 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,580 AND AWAY WE-- 347 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,790 OUCH! 348 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:12,330 MY LUMBAGO MUST BE ACTING UP, 349 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:15,380 OR IS IT MY OLD BOY SCOUT BLISTERS? 350 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,710 AHEM. 351 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,380 BUT BEING THE TROOPER I AM, 352 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,170 NEITHER A FRACTURED TASTE BUD 353 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,750 NOR A DISLOCATED HANGNAIL 354 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,670 WILL KEEP ME OUT OF THIS GAME. 355 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:33,380 PETEY, WHAT A SHOT. AH-HYUCK! 356 00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:36,580 LOOK AT THAT BALL BOOGIE. AH-HYUCK! 357 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,670 [PJ] RAD! 358 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:38,790 [PEG] AWESOME! 359 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,290 [PISTOL] SUPERCALAFROCIOUS! 360 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,500 [ALL] HOLE IN ONE! 361 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:50,460 HEH, HEH. YEAH, WELL, I KNEW I HADN'T LOST MY TOUCH. 362 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,330 YOUR TURN, GOOFY. 363 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:54,960 AND UH-1, 364 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,540 AND UH-2, 365 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,460 AND UH-FORE! 366 00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:03,580 [HUMMING THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH OUR CLOTHES] 367 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,000 TA-DA! 368 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,290 INTERESTING. 369 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:09,170 NOW, I DON'T WANNA SPOIL YOUR FUN, CARUSO, 370 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,330 BUT THE POINT OF THIS PARTICULAR GAME 371 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,380 IS TO GET MR. BALL INTO MR. HOLE. 372 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,920 I DID--THE HOLE IN MY POCKET. 373 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,250 GOOF, GOLF ISN'T ABOUT HAVING FUN, 374 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,750 IT'S ABOUT WINNING. 375 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,500 YOU GOTTA SHOW THE BALL WHO'S BOSS. 376 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,540 WATCH THIS. 377 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,710 GAWRSH. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO HIT THE BALL, 378 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,080 JUST THREATEN IT. 379 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,670 LIZARD LIPS, I'M IMPRESSED. 380 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:07,330 [CHEERING] 381 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,210 WELL, I GUESS I GOT ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE. 382 00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:11,290 HARD ACT TO FOLLOW THERE, GOOFER, 383 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,540 BUT TELL YOU WHAT, 384 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:14,040 I'LL LET YOU USE MY BALL FOR LUCK. 385 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,790 YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT. 386 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,250 A GOLF BALL'S A VERY PERSONAL THING, MR. PETE. 387 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,170 PETE, THAT'S BAD LUCK. 388 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,960 NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 389 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,290 GOOF, AS PER USUAL, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG. 390 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,920 YOU GOTTA HAVE A FEEL FOR THE GAME. 391 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,120 NOW ME, I GOT SO MUCH FEEL, 392 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,830 I CAN HIT THE BALL BLINDFOLDED. 393 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,170 SEE, GOOF, NOTHING TO IT. 394 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,540 [GASPING] 395 00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:01,380 [PETE] MUSTA PUT SOME SPIN ON THAT PUPPY. 396 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:03,670 GAWRSH, PETEY, WHEN YOU HIT THEM, 397 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,750 THEY STAY HIT. 398 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,670 AH-HYUCK! THE WINNER! 399 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,250 I WON? 400 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,920 I WON! 401 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,420 ALL RIGHT, DAD! 402 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,460 YAY! 403 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,420 WAY TO GO! 404 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:36,830 THE GOONY GOLF GRAND CHAMPION TROPHY IS YOURS, 405 00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,210 A NEW COURSE RECORD, TOO-- 406 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,920 THREE HOLES IN ONE. 407 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,620 WELL, THIS CERTAINLY DESERVES A PLACE OF HONOR 408 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,830 ON THE WALL OF FAME. 409 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,290 OH, I FORGOT. 410 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,040 ISN'T GONNA BE A WALL OF FAME, HUH? 411 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,540 NO, HONEY, I'M AFRAID NOT. 412 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:58,960 COME ON, KIDS. 413 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,000 WELL, THANKS FOR A GREAT GAME, PETEY. 414 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,920 WAIT. UH, NO, WAIT! 415 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,040 LISTEN, UH, DID I TELL YOU ALL 416 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,540 THAT THERE'S NEW SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE? 417 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,250 YEAH, JUST CAME IN. 418 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,120 SEE, GOLFING INCREASES FRESH AIR CONSUMPTION 419 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,670 AND STIMULIZES THE BRAIN CELLS. 420 00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:18,790 NOT TO MENTION, YOU ALSO WEAR THOSE WHITE BELTS, 421 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,960 AND THEM DUMB SHOES AND-- 422 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,210 [PETE] AND KIDS, AFTER YOU VISIT THE SNACK BAR, 423 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:27,170 DON'T MISS OUR GOONY GOLF SPECIAL-- 424 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:30,460 A ONE-YEAR PASS FOR A MERE 365 QUARTERS 425 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,040 WHEN YOUR FOLKS BUY A CAR FROM HONEST PETE'S 426 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,500 RIGHT NEXT STORE, WHERE TODAY ONLY, WE-- 427 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,250 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM KID? 428 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,500 CAN'T HIT THE BALL. 429 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,120 HMM... 430 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,460 565 STROKES ON THE FIRST HOLE. 431 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:50,500 HERE YOU GO. 432 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,960 EVERY KID'S A WINNER AT PETE'S GOONY GOLF. 433 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,620 WELL, HE TRIED. I MEAN, 434 00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,080 WE WANNA HAVE GOOD CUSTOMER RELATIONS, AND ALL, 435 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,250 AND AFTER ALL-- 436 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:06,620 OOH! 437 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,830 OOH... 438 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:09,830 OH, MAMA.