♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[PJ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,
PREPARE TO BE INCREDIBLIZED
BY THE GREATEST MAGIC SHOW
IN THE HISTORY OF... THIS HOUSE!
PRESENTING FOR YOUR AMAZEMENT,
THE GREAT MAXINI!
TA-DA! HOW YA DOIN', LADIES AND GERMS?
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS DISAPPEAR BEFORE VERY YOUR NOSE.
HOW DOES HE DO IT YOU ASK? IT'S MAGIC!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT FOR GRAVITY!
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD,
IT'S ALL PART OF THE SHOW, FOLKS.
HAND'S QUICKER THAN THE EYE.
NOTHIN' UP MY SLEEVE. PRESTO!
O.K., PITCHER OF ORDINARY MOO JUICE.
A WAVE OF THE WAND, AND ABRACADABRA, AND--
WATCH OUT!
TA-DA!
GIMME A BREAK.
HMM. UH. THAT'S... DIFFERENT.
[YAWN]
WELL? YOU LIKE IT?
UH, I GOTTA GO MELT SOME CRAYONS.
DAD, YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT
IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE?
WELL, THEM TRICKS WERE VERY...TRICKY.
YES! COAST-TO-COAST RAVES FOR THE GREAT MAXINI.
ARE WE GONNA ACE THIS SCHOOL TALENT SHOW OR WHAT?
WE'RE GONNA HAVE THOSE JUDGES SCREAMIN'.
YEAH, RIGHT FOR THE EXITS.
BUT DAD JUST SAID--
HEY, WHEN THAT'S ALL YOUR DAD CAN SAY, MAN,
YOU KNOW YOU STINK.
STINK?
LIKE A SKUNK WITH B.O.
MAYBE IF YOU DID A GOOD TAP-DANCE
OR GARGLED GOLDFISH OR SOMETHIN' '.
OH, YOU'RE SAYIN' THE ACT NEEDS A LITTLE POLISH.
MAX, IT NEEDS DRY CLEANING.
GOTCHA. LIGHTING'S ALL WRONG.
AND WE NEED BETTER COSTUMES.
TRY SACKS ON OUR HEADS.
AND OUR TRICKS ARE REAL RE-TREADS.
I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN PUT MILK IN THEIR HATS?
AND POUR IT ON THEIR HEADS? UH...ONE.
SO FIRST THING TOMORROW WE HIT THE MAGIC SHOP,
AND GET SOME REAL TRICKS.
THE TALENT SHOW'S ONLY THE BEGINNING, PEEJ.
WE'RE RIDIN' A MAGIC CARPET
TO FAME AND FORTUNE.
YEAH, DOWN A DEAD END STREET.
HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT, PEEJ?
10 BUCKS. HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
10 BUCKS! COME ON.
UM...HELLO?
[COUGH COUGH COUGH]
[COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH]
[COUGH COUGH]
[COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH]
WAY COOL! A REAL MAGICIAN!
BINGO, BIG BOY.
PRESENTING THE GREAT GARBONZO!
THAT'S ME-- [GRUMBLE] GARBONZO.
AND I AM THE GREAT MAXINI.
PRESENTING MY ASSISTANT-- PJ THE SPLENDID.
YO.
YEAH, ALWAYS HAPPY TO MEET
A FELLOW HOCUS-POCUSER.
SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MAXINI?
DON'T YOU TELL ME, YOU WANT TO BUY A TRICK, RIGHT?
NOW, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE IN THE MAGIC BUSINESS, TOO,
I TELL YA WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
PRESENTING...
THE AMAZING WILTING FLOWER TRICK!
WA-BA-DA-BA-BA-DA!
SWAMI...BEGONIA.
[HUMMING]
OH, MAN.
UH, WE'RE SORTA LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING WITH MORE, UH...
PIZZAZZ. I KNEW IT.
A KID WHO'S ON HIS WAY TO THE TOP.
THE ENCHANTED... [HUMMING]
CARD TRICK.
GUARANTEED TO KNOCK 'EM COLD. ONLY 3 BUCKS.
C'MON, MAX. THIS HOCUSER'S BOGUS.
HE'S NOT A REAL MAGICIAN.
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A HAT.
HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?
THE LEVITATING BIRTHDAY CAKE. WOO!
A FINE CHOICE, MR. MAXINI--
OR, UH, CAN I CALL YOU GREAT?
A BARGAIN AT 5 BUCKS.
HIDEE-HI, HODEE-HO.
FROSTING FLY. HERE WE GO.
MAX, LET'S BUG OUTTA HERE.
GIMME A BREAK, KID, I'M JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP.
BINKY DINKY DOUBLE FUDGE.
ARISE OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO SLUDGE.
NO! STOP! HE'S JUST A KID!
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'M NOT GREAT!
I'M THE WORLD'S WORST MAGICIAN!
WHOA! HOW MUCH FOR THAT HAT?
HAT? HAT? WHAT HAT? WHAT HAT?
THAT'S IN THAT--
FORGET IT, KID. NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE, NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE.
HERE, HAVE A COUPLE OF DISAPPEARING RABBITS.
TAKE ONE OF THESE AND A COUPLE OF THOSE.
HEY, MAGIC SCISSORS. CUT UP ANYTHING AND STICK IT TOGETHER.
HAT'S NOT FOR SALE.
HEY. MAGIC YO-YO.
WELL, BUT--THANKS, BUT THAT HAT--
SAW SOME LADIES IN HALF. NO LADIES? SAW SOME GUYS IN HALF.
YEAH, BUT THE HAT!
BUT I CAN'T AFFORD THIS!
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, KID, IT'S FREE, IT'S FREE. O.K.?
FREE, ALL RIGHT, KID?
ALL RIGHT. C'MON, PEEJ. YOU HEARD THE MAN.
WE'RE GONNA KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
HEY, NEIGHBOR. BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?
WELL, WHILE I'M HERE,
MIGHT AS WELL BORROW SOME OF THIS, AND, UH--
OOH, I'LL TAKE THAT AND RECYCLE IT FOR HIM.
THE MAGNIFICENT, THE INCREDIBLE,
THE...UH...
MEGA-COOL.
OH, YEAH. THANKS.
MEGA-COOL, UH, GREAT MAXINI.
TA-DA! HIYA, HIYA, LADIES AND GERMS.
I JUST FLEW IN FROM MAGICLAND,
AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED.
HEY, ON WITH THE SHOW,
AS MY ASSISTANT PJ THE SPLENDID
DARES ME TO UNTANGLE
THE MYSTERIOUS MAGIC RINGS.
WITH A FLIP AND A FLAP AND AN ABRACADABRA.
KIDS. SHOWS YOU WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THEY DON'T GET ENOUGH TV.
TA-DA!
HUH? HEY!
WHA--WHA--WHAT? WHAT--HEY!
HEY. FOR MY NEXT ILLUSION, I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER
FROM OUR VAST AUDIENCE.
ANYONE? HUH, HUH? THANK YOU, SIR.
A SNIPPETY-SNIP OF THE MAGIC SCISSORS,
AND YOUR TIE IS RUINED.
BUT--HA HA--NEVER FEAR.
A WAVE OF THE WAND, AND ABRACADABRA--
AND--
OH, GAWRSH.
WHAT DO YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?
UH, THE INCREDIBLY MYSTERIOUS APPEARING SCARVES TRICK.
HA HA HA HA! OOH, BABY! HA HA!
WOO HOO.
SO WHAT WE'RE SEEIN' IS
THE ACT NEEDS JUST A LITTLE MORE...PRACTICE?
THAT GOOF COULD PRACTICE TILL HE'S IN THE 47th GRADE,
AND HE STILL WON'T WIN THE TALENT SHOW!
AND YOU. DON'T YOU LET ME CATCH YOU
LETTIN' HIM MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GEEK AGAIN!
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, PETE!
THAT'S MY SON YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!
AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU LETTIN' ME BORROW ANYTHING
WHILE I'M CATCHIN' YOU AND LETTIN' YOU BORROW IT FROM ME AGAIN!
UH, MAX, YOU KNOW THEY'RE NICE TRICKS,
BUT MAYBE YOU OUGHTA WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR'S TALENT SHOW.
LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY,
THE EARLY BIRD ALWAYS, UH...
GETS THE WORM AND...
HOW'S IT GOING, MAX?
AH, IT ISN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE.
FORGET IT, PEEJ. I'M TAKIN' THIS STUFF BACK.
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW?
NO TALENT, NO SHOW.
FAME AND FORTUNE. YEAH, RIGHT.
I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE HARMONICA.
MR. GARBONZO!
HELLO!
IT'S THE NOT-SO-GREAT MAXINI.
M-M-MR. GARBONZO, I'M RETURNING YOUR STUFF!
NEVER WANTED TO BE A MAGICIAN ANYWAY.
[CREAK]
Voice: DON'T BE SO SURE, KID.
Voice: SO YOU WANT TO BE A MAGICIAN?
WHO SAID THAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
TA-DA!
CARD TRICKS GOT YOU DOWN? CAN'T PULL A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT?
DO I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!
Y-Y-YOU'RE TALKING!
BET YOUR BEANIE, BINKY.
BUT YOU'RE JUST A HAT!
JUST A HAT! WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON JUST A GUY WITH BAD TEETH?
WAS TOM EDISON JUST A GUY WHO NEEDED A LIGHT?
KID, KID, I'M YOUR TICKET TO FAME AND FORTUNE.
TRY THIS ON.
PRESENTING THE GREAT MAXINI!
LIKE IT, LIKE IT? YOU DO? GREAT.
GOES WITH THE SHOES HUH?
I GOTTA BE DREAMIN'.
A TALKIN' HAT TELLIN' THE WORLD'S WORST MAGICIAN HE'S GREAT?
SHH! SHH! QUICK! IX-NAY! IX-NAY!
DON'T EVER SAY THAT. YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
YOU ARE GREAT! YOU ALWAYS BEEN GREAT!
COME ON. REALLY?
REALLY? REALLY? REALLY? DID HOUDINI ESCAPE
THE GAPING JAWS OF A RABID CHICKEN, HUH?
I SAW IT, I TELL YA, IT CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE.
YOU NEED MAGIC TO GET AHEAD.
I NEED A HEAD TO GET AHEAD.
A HAT LIKE ME IS NOTHIN' WITHOUT ONE.
OH, WHAT A TEAM WE'LL MAKE.
GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, DO A TRICK.
BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY TRICKS.
TRUST ME. HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS.
GOTTA MAKE WITH THE MUMBO-JUMBO, KID.
OH. UH...UH...
ABRACADABRA.
WOW. I DID THAT?
I MIGHTA HELPED A LITTLE,
BUT SURE YOU DID.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GOT A DEAL?
BUT GARBONZO SAID YOU WEREN'T FOR SALE.
HE SAID YOU WERE NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE.
HEY, THAT WAS THE GUY WHO TOLD HOUDINI
TO GIVE UP MAGIC AND BECOME A DERMATOLOGIST.
DO NOT WORRY. I'LL SQUARE IT WITH THE GARBONSTER.
AW, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON.
TAKE ME HOME WITH YA, PLEASE!
WITH CHERRIES AND GUMMI DWOPS ON TOP!
I DON'T KNOW.
GO AHEAD, TAKE A CHANCE.
FAME AND FORTUNE, KID.
FAME AND FORTUNE.
THE GREAT MAXINI!
WELL...
MAYBE JUST FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
I GUESS IT'S O.K.
OF COURSE IT'S O.K.
AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR,
THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE GREAT MAXINI!
ABRA...CADABRA!
[ROAR]
[TWEETING]
[RING]
OHH...WHAT A DREAM.
TALKING HATS...
WHEW.
NEXT I'LL BE SEEIN' PINK ELEPHANTS.
I PREFER PURPLE MYSELF.
[GASP]
Y-YOU'RE REAL!
REAL AS THE DAY I WAS STITCHED.
AND I AM RESIDING ON THE HEAD
OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN.
THE WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN.
PJ! WAIT'LL YOU SEE THIS!
HIYA, MAX. WHAT'S ALL THE--
WHOA!
PJ!
WHOAAA!
YOU! YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO GET OUTTA MY DEN,
YA CLOTHES WRECKER.
FIRST, MIND IF I BORROW YOUR TIE.
NOT AGAIN!
MAX, WHAT'RE YA DOIN'?
MAX, NO!
CHECK THIS, PEEJ.
ABRA...CADABRA!
HOW IN HECK DID YA DO THAT?
THAT'S THE MOST INCREDULOUS THING I SEEN
SINCE CYNTHIA SNODGRASS GOT HER SNOOT STUCK IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK,
AND HAD TO EAT HER WAY OUT OF 36 FLAVORS.
D-D-DID YOU SEE THAT?
YEAH.
HE MUSTA BEEN PRACTICING ALL NIGHT.
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT DUMB KID.
WHY, HE'S--
THE GREATEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD?
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET.
UH, MAX--
WHOA...
MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH THAT HAT?
THE GREAT GARBONZO TOLD YOU IT WAS TROUBLE.
GREAT? HAH! HAH!
THE GUY WHO TOLD HOUDINI TO GIVE UP MAGIC AND BECOME A DERMOMETER?
CLOSE ENOUGH.
RELAX, PEEJ. THIS HAT'S MY MAGIC CARPET
TO FAME AND FORTUNE.
IT'S GARBONZO'S, AND HE SAID IT WASN'T FOR SALE.
AND YOU SAID WE'RE RIDIN' THAT CARPET TOGETHER.
WELL, SURE WE ARE.
GO GET YOUR COSTUME AND I'LL TEACH YOU OUR NEW ACT.
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
[VACUUM WHIRRING]
WHOA!
HEY, THAT WASN'T PART OF THE ACT.
LET HIM OUT. HE'S MY--
HEY, PAL-Y, MAYBE AFTER YOU WIN THAT TALENT SHOW,
YOU COULD COME TO MY CAR LOT
AND BE OUR PERMANENT PRESTIDIGITATOR IN RESIDENCE.
THINK OF THE CROWDS.
THINK OF THE CARS YOU'D MAKE DISCAPPEAR.
MAX, WE GOTTA TALK--
LATER, PJ.
ME AND THIS GENIUS HAVE GOT A DEAL TO MAKE.
REAL GREAT ABOUT MAX BEING SO...
SUCCESSFUL ALL OF A SUDDEN, ISN'T IT?
YEAH, SUDDEN.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, BLACK OR PURPLE?
KID, YOU'RE GONNA WOW 'EM.
AH, MY GOOD ASSISTANT. HIYA, PEEJ.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME?
MAX, MAN, WE REALLY GOTTA TALK ABOUT THAT HAT.
NO, WE GOTTA TALK.
UH, HANG ON, PJ. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
KID, KID, KID, YOU ARE TOO GOOD
FOR A TWO-BIT ASSISTANT,
ESPECIALLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STEAL YOUR GLORY.
WHAT? HE'S MY BEST FRIEND?
I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN, KID.
SOON AS YOU GET ON STAGE, HE'S GONNA MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE THE STAR,
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GEEK.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? TRY HIM.
CUT HIS SOME SLACK, JACK.
PJ'S COOL. I'LL PROVE IT.
PEEJ, UM, I WAS THINKIN'--
LET'S REHEARSE THE FIRST TRICK.
MAX, IF YOU'D JUST LISTEN FOR LIKE, YOU KNOW A SECOND--
I CALL IT THE FANTASTICAL FLYING FLOWERS.
YOU HAND ME THE VASE,
AND I TURN THE POSIES INTO PARROTS. GOT IT?
MAX...
ABRACADABRA...
WHAT'D I TELL YA? WHAT'D I TELL YA?
YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE ON COAST-TO-COAST TV?
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD... FOR AN ASSISTANT.
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING BEHIND MY BACK,
STEALING MY TRICKS.
WHAT TRICKS?
OH, MAX, YOU CAN'T SHUFFLE TWO CARDS TOGETHER
WITHOUT BLOWING IT.
IT'S THAT HAT, MAN, YOU GOTTA DUMP IT LIKE A BAD HABIT.
AND BLOW THE TALENT SHOW?
I'D RATHER DUMP YOU!
HEY, PJ, C'MON BACK.
HA HA. FROM NOW ON, IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, KID.
ME AND YOU.
AH, FULL HOUSE, KID.
MORE PEOPLE THAN THE NIGHT THE GREAT DOUG LEMMING
JUMPED OFF A CLIFF INTO A BUCKET OF PORK RINDS.
YEAH. EVERYBODY HERE, EXCEPT PJ.
FORGET HIM. AFTER TONIGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE MOST FAMOUS KID ON THE PLANET.
OH, JUST THINK, FAMILY,
MY SON, OUR RELATIVE,
IS ASSISTANT TO THE GREAT MAXINI HIMSELF.
BUT DAD, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
PJ QUIT THE SHOW.
QUIT? AND THROW AWAY THE BEST MEAL TICKET
SINCE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT NIGHT
AT THE BIG BRONCO BILLY'S BARBECUE BISTRO?
WHERE IS HE ANYHOW?
UH-UH.
NO WAY I'M GONNA HELP MAX OUTTA THIS ONE.
STILL, I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
[APPLAUSE]
WELCOME TO THE SPOONERVILLE TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA.
SO, UM, WELL, LET'S STICK OUR HANDS TOGETHER, SHALL WE,
AND PULL THEM APART,
THEN DO IT REALLY FAST
AS WE GIVE A BIG SPOONERVILLE WELCOME
TO OUR FIRST ACT, TAD AND TOMMY TIPPLESMITH,
THE TAP-DANCING TWINS!
TAD AND TOMMY-- I LOVE THESE TWO.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
AH...OH, NO!
OKAY, MAXIE. ALL SET TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
BUT ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT PJ TO DO IT?
YEAH, DAD, I'M SURE.
YOU KNOW, I'D HATE TO SEE YOU LOSE YOUR BEST FRIEND
OVER JUST A SILLY OLD HAT.
AND NOW, SOON TO APPEAR AT PETE'S USED CARS,
IT'S TIME TO WELCOME THE-- LET'S SEE--
AH, THE WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN,
THE GREAT MAXINI!
THAT'S US! HYUCK!
BREAK AN ANKLE.
HOLY KING TUT!
WHAT'D YOU BRING THAT OLD FOSSIL INTO THE ACT FOR?
FOSSIL? THAT'S MY DAD.
I HAVE SEEN HAT STANDS WITH MORE PERSONALITY.
YOU WANT TO DRAG THAT DOOFUS AROUND
WHILE WE'RE PLAYIN' AT THE PALLADIUM, HUH?
DUMP HIM.
YOU CAN'T GIVE ORDERS.
IF HE DOESN'T GO ON, I DON'T GO ON.
ANYTHING YOU SAY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EYES.
THE GREAT MAXINI IS IN CONTROL
OF ALL YOU SEE AND HEAR.
WHATTA KID-- A MAGICIAN AND A VENTRILOQUISTMAS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? THIS IS MY SHOW!
NEWS FLASH, KID.
I SAID I NEEDED YOUR HEAD.
I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT NEEDIN' YOU.
GET OFF OF ME, YOU--
NEED A HAND, KID?
HEY, MAXIE,
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU MENTIONING THAT IN THE ACT.
WHOA...
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
MAX!
KNOCK IT OFF, YOU!
OFF THE STAGE, TURKEY!
COOL!
HEY, MAX! NOW TURN DAD
INTO CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFFIN'!
NOBODY'S GONNA MAKE A TURKEY OUTTA MY KID, SEE?
CHANGE HIM BACK, YA BABOON!
SOMEBODY SAY BABOON?
WAY TO GO, MAX!
MAX, WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING UP THERE--WHOA!
OH, DEAR...
OH, DEARY DEAR!
OH, MAX!
THIS HERE'S AN AMAZING TRICK, SON,
BUT I THINK YOU BETTER LET ME LOOSE!
DAD, I CAN'T STOP IT!
MR. GARBONZO! HE-E-ELP!
WHAT?
I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD FOR THIS.
HUH? WHO...WHAT...
RELAX, KID. THANKSGIVING'S NOT FOR THREE MONTHS..
MR. GARBONZO, YOU GOTTA STOP THE HAT!
AH, SORRY, PAL.
YOUR FRIEND'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT.
QUICK! HOW?
AS LONG AS HE THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD,
HIS GOT A SWELLED HEAD AND THE HAT WON'T COME OFF.
SO THAT'S WHY YOU SAID YOU WERE--
HEY, MAX! TELL 'EM YOU STINK, MAN!
TELL 'EM YOU'RE BAD. TELL 'EM--
I'M THE WORLD'S WORST MAGICIAN!
NO-O-O!
OH!
WHOA-OA-OA!
HUH?
RATS. JUST AS I WAS GONNA TELL CYNTHIA SNODGRASS
MY DAD'S KING KONG.
DON'T SAY THAT, KID. YOU'RE GREAT.
I'M NOT!
YOU ARE! YOU ARE! YOU'RE COLOSSAL!
YOU'RE TERRIFIC. STUPENDOUS!
NOT! NOT! NOT!
HAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
HA HA HA...
OH, THANKS, MR. GARBONZO.
WELL, LADIES AND GERMS,
THAT CONCLUDES OUR SHOW.
BUT YOU CAN SEE THE GREAT MAXI--
UH, THE GREAT, PLAIN-OLD MAXINI
TOMORROW AT PETE'S USED CARS.
FORGET IT! DEAL'S OFF!
THAT GOOF WAS NOTHIN' BUT A WASTE OF SPACE...
AH, WHO AM I TRYIN' TO KID?
I'M NO MAGICIAN. I'M NOBODY.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, MAXIE.
YOU'RE THE BEST SON A DAD COULD HAVE.
AND YOU'RE PJ's BEST FRIEND, TOO..
BEST BUDDIES FOREVER, RIGHT?
AH, MAGIC WASN'T FOR ME, ANYWAY.
ME, NEITHER, MAN.
HECK, ONLY THING I CAN MAKE DISAPPEAR IS PIZZAS.
BUT YOU KNOW,
THERE IS A WHOLE YEAR 'TIL THE NEXT TALENT SHOW.
BY THEN, WE COULD HAVE THE MOST STUPENDOUS ACT IN THE UNIVERSE.
MAX--
WHAT IF WE GOT A GIGANTIC HOT-AIR BALLOON?
MAX!
YEAH, YEAH, WE'LL TAKE OF FROM THE TOP OF THE GYM
AND WE'LL BUNGEE JUMP INTO YOUR DAD'S SWIMMING POOL!
FULL OF--FULL OF CHOCOLATE TAPIOCA.
AW, PEEJ, IT'LL BE GREAT.
YOU AND ME, TOGETHER.
MAX!