♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES!
♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[ROCK-A-BYE-BABY PLAYS]
[GLASS BREAKS]
Goofy: COME BACK HERE, YOU VARMINT!
BUT HE'S MY PET, DAD!
[RREOW]
SAY, LEAVE MY KITTY ALO--OOPS!
BUT DON'T HURT HIM, DAD. HE'S HARMLESS.
WHA?
SEE? HE'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
GOTCHA! AH-HYUCK!
BUT HE NEEDS ME!
NO, HE DOESN'T, MAX.
HE'S A WILD ANIMAL. YOU GOT TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE WOODS.
BUT I WANT A PET.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH WAFFLES?
YEAH!
HE'S YOURS, DAD. I GOTTA HAVE A PET OF MY OWN.
I KNOW, MAX.
BUT WILD ANIMALS JUST DON'T MAKE GOOD PETS.
Max: O.K., LITTLE GUY,
I'M GONNA TURN YOU LOOSE NOW.
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE PALS, I WANT YOU TO JUST GO
AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
BOY, AM I GOOD WITH ANIMALS OR WHAT?
IT'S NOT FAIR.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
IT'S...NOT...
FAAAAAIR!
[SPLASH]
PUH-TOOIE!
AHH!
AN EGG!
A GIGANTIC ABANDONED EGG!
HMM. IT NEEDS ME.
Goofy: HERE'S YOUR FOOD, KITTY.
[MUTTERING]
[RREOW]
[MEOWING]
CLAM UP, WAFFLES.
Goofy: IS THAT YOU, MAX?
NO, DAD. IT'S WAFFLES.
OH. O.K. AH-HYUCK.
[BURBLING]
IT'S ALIVE!
O.K. TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.
MAMA!
WOW. IT THINKS I'M ITS MAMA NOW.
HMM. HOW AM I GONNA HATCH THIS THING?
PJ!
DUDE! A GIANT ALBINO M&M!
GET REAL, PJ. IT'S A HUGE BIRD'S EGG.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
SUPER OMELET?
NO! A PET FOR EL MAXO.
I'M GONNA HATCH IT.
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, PJ.
UH-UH. NO. TIME OUT. NOTHIN' DOIN'.
I'M NOT SITTIN' ON ANY EGG.
IT'S ONLY UNTIL I CAN DIG UP A HEATER OR SOMETHING.
UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAX.
GREAT. BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, AND DON'T TELL MY DAD.
BOTTOMS UP!
Goofy: MAX!
MAX, DINNER'S READY!
OH. HI, PJ.
OH! OH. OH. HI, SIR.
MAX'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHATCHA DOIN' THERE?
OH, UH, WELL, I'M JUST SEEIN'
HOW HOT I CAN MAKE MY KNEES, YOU KNOW?
YEP. I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO DO THAT.
AH-HYUCK HYUCK. WELL, SO LONG.
[DOOR CLOSES]
CHECK IT OUT!
YOUR DAD WAS HERE,
AND NOW HE THINKS I'M A SPACE CASE.
NEWS FLASH, PJ. YOU ARE.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
TURN DOWN THE VOLUME, PEEJ!
I DON'T WANT DAD TO KNOW I'VE GOT A PET!
BUT YOU DON'T. I WILL SOON.
NOW WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP YOU SO DAD DOESN'T FIND OUT?
WOW! MAX, HOW'D YOU DO ALL THIS?
BRILLIANTLY, OF COURSE.
I COULDN'T AFFORD BIRDSEED,
BUT CORNFLAKES ARE JUST AS GOOD.
WHAT'S THIS FOR?
I READ THAT BIRDS CAN ACTUALLY GET HYPNOTIZED
BY THEIR OWN REFLECTIONS.
PRETTY DUMB, HUH?
PJ?
SNAP OUT OF IT, PEEJ.
WHA--UH...WHAT?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW BIG THIS BIRD'S GONNA GET?
I'LL BET I CAN RIDE THIS BABY.
YEAH, BUT WILL YOUR DAD LET YOU KEEP IT?
Goofy: MAX, I NEED A HAND WITH THESE BLINDS!
UH, BE RIGHT DOWN!
[BLINDS RATTLING AND CRASHING]
[MRR-RRR-RRR-OWWW]
[PANTING]
HUH?
MAMA!
[RREOW]
THIS TIME, PJ, AVOID THE MIRROR.
Max: IT HATCHED.
THAT'S NO BIRD.
WHAT IS IT, AN ALIEN?
HI. YOU WANNA PHONE HOME?
WHATEVER SHE IS,
WE'VE GOTTA GET HER BACK UPSTAIRS.
[MRAAH MRAAH-MRAAH]
NO! STOP!
[BLINDS RATTLING]
AH-HYUCK.
GOOD LUCK.
You rat!
COME ON, GIRL. I CAN'T LET DAD SEE YOU!
YOU'LL BE SAFE DOWN HERE.
ARE YOU THIRSTY?
SIT UP. SIT UP.
[SLURP SLURP]
[BURBLING]
HA HA HA!
GOOD SHOT.
SAY, WHAT AM I GONNA CALL YOU ANYWAY?
YOU WANNA BE CALLED BUBBLES?
O.K., BUBBLES. YOU PLAY QUIETLY.
I'LL DIG YOU UP SOME FOOD FOR YOU.
[RAAAHH]
[BURBLE BURBLE]
DAD!
WHATCHA DOIN' IN THE BASEMENT, MAX?
OH. HA HA.
I THOUGHT I HEARD A--A--A MOUSE!
AH-HYUCK! YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST READIN' ABOUT KIDS AND ANIMALS.
WELL, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
SON, YOU CAN HAVE A PET.
REALLY?
YEP. BUT REMEMBER, IT CAN'T BE TOO BIG.
OH.
WELL, GOTTA DRY OUT THESE SOCKS.
WAIT!
WELL, I'LL BE.
AH-HYUCK. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HMM. STILL DAMP.
HMM. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
GOTTA GET THAT THING FIXED.
YOU O.K., GIRL?
MOMMY!
YEOWWW-OWWW-OWWW.
I'LL CHECK ON YOU IN THE MORNING.
MAMA!
[CHUCKLE] GOOD NIGHT, BUBBLES.
[WHIMPERING]
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
OH. NIGHT, SON.
[WHIMPERING]
MAMA. MAMA.
[SNORING]
MAMA?
MAX, YOU SHOULD SLEEP IN YOUR OWN BED, SON.
I LOVE YOU, MAMA.
AAH! YIII!
MONSTER! MONSTER! I'LL GET RID OF 'IM!
NOW I GOTCHA, YOU BRUTE!
[WHIMPERING]
MAMA!
BUBBLES!
STAND BACK, MAX!
IT'S A GIANT HORNY TOAD!
DAD! WAIT! [RREOW]
AAH! AAH! WAH-HO HO!!
WAH-HO!
WHOA!
AAH!
YIII!
MOMMY!
DAD! DON'T HURT HER!
YIII! YIII! YIII!
PLEASE, DAD, STOP!
MAX, IT'S BEHIND YOU! RUN!
NO, DAD! DON'T! SHE'S MY PET!
YOUR...PET?
I FOUND HER DOWN AT THE LAKE, DAD.
AW, MAX, YOU KNOW WHAT WE AGREED.
YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A PET IF IT NEEDED ME, RIGHT?
BUT IT'S A DINOSAUR, MAX.
[KA-CHING] DINOSAUR?
I'LL DO EVERYTHING, I PROMISE.
I'LL FEED HER, WALK HER, BRUSH HER HAIR!
PLEASE, DAD! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE!
I STILL THINK SHE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM,
BUT O.K. YOU CAN KEEP HER,
PROVIDIN' SHE STAYS OUTTA TROUBLE
AND DOESN'T GET TOO BIG.
GREAT! I MEAN, HOW BIG CAN SHE GET?
THANKS FOR THE CLIPPINGS, MR. P.
HMM HMM! CRAZY KID.
[CHOMPING]
YIPES!
BUBBLES, COME ON!
YO, MAD MAX, WHAT'S UP?
PEEJ, QUICK! HELP US HIDE!
UNH! OOH! UNH!
UNH! UNH!
UNH!
DOES THAT COME WITH BATTERIES?
PISTOL! BE QUIET!
YOU MEAN THAT'S REAL?
OH, WOW! CAN I RIDE HIM?
I GOT A COWBOY HAT AND COWBOY BOOTS
AND A TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE!
YUM YUM!
HUH! MAMA MAMA! BABA BABA!
[CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP]
EWW!
DINOSAUR DROOL!
[GASP] A DINOSAUR?
COME ON, GIRL, COME ON.
DON'T TAKE THAT SLOBBER-FACE UPSTAIRS, PJ!
I'M GONNA TELL DADDY!
YOU ARE NOT! I AM TOO!
ARE NOT! AM TOO!
NOT! TOO!
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT! TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO!
YOU ARE NOT!
TOO!
UH-BLUB.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
DINOSAUR, DADDY. A BRACHIOSAURUS, I THINK.
PJ HAS IT, AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME,
AND IT SLOBBERED OVER ME, DADDY,
AND IT ATE MY MARSHMALLOWS. MM-HMM
[GRUNT]
SHE'S GONNA TELL DAD, MAX. I JUST KNOW IT!
DON'T PANIC YET.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
Pete: OPEN THIS DOOR, PJ!
O.K. NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
I THINK SOMETHING DISPUTABLE HAPPENED HERE.
DADDY, I SAW IT! REALLY! REALLY!
PISTOL-KINS, DADDY'S IN NO MOOD
FOR A WILD GOOSE CHASE!
BUT IT'S NOT A WILD GOOSE! IT'S A WILD DINOSAUR,
AND IT CAME IN HERE!
WELL, IT'S NOT IN HERE NOW, IS IT?
NO. IT'S DOWN THERE.
WHERE?
COME ON IN, SIR! THE WATER'S FINE.
IT'S JUST A STUPID POOL TOY, HONEY.
NO! IT'S A DINOSAUR! IT IS, IT IS, IT IS!
ASK PJ! ASK HIM!
OHHH...
HEY! YOU BOYS SEEN A DINOSAUR?
YES, SIR, IN A MUSEUM!
HA HA HA! THAT'S MY BOY!
GOT THE OLD MAN'S SENSE OF HUMOR. HA HA!
HEY, YOU GUYS HOLD TIGHT. I'LL COME TEACH YA
MY BELLY-BUSTER BACK FLIP.
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
COME ON, GIRL!
[SHOUTING]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS--
ONE BELLY-BUSTER COMIN' UP!
[THUD]
Goofy: I KNOW YOU LOVE HER, MAX,
BUT WE CAN'T KEEP HER ANYMORE.
BUBBLES IS GROWIN' TOO FAST.
SHE'S EATEN 5,000 MARSHMALLOWS,
400 CABBAGES, 23 HOUSE PLANTS,
FOUR HAND TOWELS, AND MY LUCKY CLARINET.
BUT SHE'S MY PET, DAD.
I KNOW, SON, AND I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO,
BUT IT'S REALLY NOT FAIR
TO KEEP BUBBLES COOPED UP IN THE HOUSE LIKE THIS.
[SIGH] YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE HER BACK TOMORROW.
YOU'RE DOIN' THE BEST THING, MAX.
COME ON. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
WITH MARSHMALLOWS?
I'VE BEEN HIDIN' A BAG. AH-HYUCK!
[SQUEAK]
HE'S BAAAACK.
YOU KNOW, EATING MY DAD'S FAVORITE CHAIR
IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT
GOING TO MAKE YOU VERY POPULAR AROUND HERE.
EWW!
DADDY! THE DINOSAUR CAME BACK! IT DID!
AND IT STARTED EATING THINGS. IT ATE THE WINDOW PLANTS,
AND IT ATE MY ICE CREAM CONE!
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT IT ATE NEXT--
NOT NOW, PISTOL!
YIKES!
WHAT IN BLAZIN' FRIJOLES WAS THAT?
I TOLD YOU MAX HAD A DINOSAUR,
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, NOW DID YOU?
A DINOSAUR?
OW! OOH! OOH!
I'M GONNA EXTINCTIFY THAT THING!
COME BACK HERE, YOU SCALY COCKROACH!
OH, NO!
DAD! DAD! HELP!
MAX?
DAD, PETE'S AFTER BUBBLES! WE GOTTA SAVE HER!
OH, MY GAWRSH!
I GOT AN IDEA, MAX. DON'T WORRY.
DAD! THEY WENT THE OTHER WAY!
PJ! RED ALERT! SCRAMBLE!
MAX, WHAT IS IT?
PEEJ, YOUR DAD'S GONNA POP BUBBLES!
[GASP] BE RIGHT DOWN!
MAN, I'M GONNA GET GROUNDED FOREVER.
1...
2...
UNH!
LET'S ROLL, PEEJ!
THERE THEY ARE!
WHOA!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
GET BUBBLES TO THE LAKE AND LET HER GO!
[DING DING DING]
I GOTCHA NOW, YA CHAIR-EATIN' CHAMELEON!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
BUBBLES! YOU O.K.?
OOPFF!
Pete: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
WRECK MY HOUSE, WILL YA, YOU MISERABLE MONSTER?
I'M GONNA KNOCK YA BACK TO THE STONE AGE, SEE?
NO! SHE'S MINE!
[THUMP]
[GRRR]
[THUMP]
OOOH-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO!
MAMA?
DAD! YOU'RE HERE!
AH-HYUCK! I FIGURED IF THERE WAS AN EGG DOWN BY THE LAKE,
THERE MUST BE A MAMA DOWN BE THERE, TOO.
GUESS BUBBLE'S WHOLE FAMILY LIKES THESE.
I'D BETTER GET MY DAD HOME, SIR.
YOU THINK HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT?
SURE, PJ, BUT HE PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF THIS TOMORROW.
SHOULD WE... TELL HIM?
All: NAH.
YOU DID GOOD, MAX.
I THINK IT'S TIME WE GOT YOU A REAL PET.
GREAT! HOW ABOUT A BOA CONSTRICTOR, DAD?
OR A TARANTULA? I DON'T THINK SO.
NOPE. HOW ABOUT AN ARMADILLO?
THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL!
OR A KOMODO DRAGON!
NOW, NO, NO, MAX.