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Ah-hyuck!

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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

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♪ Like father, like son ♪

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♪ You're always number one ♪

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[both] Yes!

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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪

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Yeah!

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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

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Whoa!

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♪ A real good time ♪

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Aah!

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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

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♪ Always stick together ♪

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ And we always stick together ♪

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Gawrsh!

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

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Yeah!

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[dog barking]

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Easy, boys, easy,
don't damage the merchandise!

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I had to hock the wife's wedding ring

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and empty out the kid's college fund

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to pay for this stuff.

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Phew! But I know
it'll be worth every cent.

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It's going to be you and me.

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In a mere 21 hours,
73 minutes and 14 sec--

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Hey, Dad, what's with all the boxes?

41
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Boxes? What boxes?

42
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Oh, oh, these boxes.

43
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Yeah, well, it's, uh, pencils, son.

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Yeah, pencils.

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Always buy bulk, that's my motto.

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Say, why don't you go upstairs?

47
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I think your mom
left her purse unattended again.

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Wink, wink. Ha-ha. Go on.

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[doorbell rings]

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-I'll get it.
-Oh, no you won't!

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What I mean is,
relax, plum cake.

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You do too much as it is

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now, you just go on back
to regrouting the tile in the kitchen,

54
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and let me get that
big tough door for you.

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Delivery to Mr Pete. Sign here, please.

56
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Well, what do you know?

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Did you hear that, hon?

58
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Why, it's a delivery for me.

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Whoa, check out that radar!

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Is that a tank?

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[laughs]

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You kids are just imagining things.

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Been watching too much TV.

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Now run upstairs and watch some TV.

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Pete, are you going duck hunting again?

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Oh, no, no, no. Shh!

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That's... a hood ornament!

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What? You're not going hunting!

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Are you, Dad?

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Yeah, you're not really
really gonna go hurt

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cute little cuddly duckies
like some kind of big

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old blood-thirsty barbarian,
are you, Daddy?

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You are going hunting, aren't you?

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Well, I... Not, not, not...

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What I mean to say is...

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Not in the traditional sense, um...

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Define hunting.

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Oh, the shame. I can't believe it.

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My own father, a duck killer.

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Now, hold on there.

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What you children don't know is

82
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hunting has a lot
of very positive aspects.

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Oh, this I have to hear.

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Like, uh, like...

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Don't you know that ducks have been known
to cause plane crashes?

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What about the great depression?

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A duck did that!

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Made a whole lot of bad investments.

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And I bet you think a cow
started the Chicago fire.

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Not! It was Mrs O'Leary's duck.

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And why'd the Roman Empire fall over?

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Oh, yeah,
duck problems for days back then.

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Ducks! Ooh! They're not human.

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Why, a man practically
has a moral obligation to go hunting.

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One day, you'll thank me for this.

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Don't worry,
your father's such a rotten hunter

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he hasn't hit
the broadside of anything

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in the ten years he's been trying.

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Yes, sir.

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With this one 80mm high
powered heat-seeking Cannon,

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them ducks are gonna be dropping like...

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Ducks!

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Just as soon as I get this crate open.

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[grunts]

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Some assembly required?

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By the time I get this put together,

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ducks are going to be out of season!

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What I'm gonna need here is some help.

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Can't ask Peg.

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She hasn't picked up
a gun since the wedding.

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The kids? They'd only cause trouble.

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I need somebody
who doesn't fully understand

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the concept of hunting,

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somebody like--

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[Goofy howling]

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Well, if it ain't the Goof
what laid the golden egg.

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Like they say,

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a bird in the hand
is worth two in the buke.

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Ah-hyuck!

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Will wonders never cease?

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I didn't know we had so much
in common, Goofer.

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Ah-hyuck!

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Ah-hyuck, that's probably 'cause we don't
have much in common, Petey.

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Well, sure we do.

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Like take for instance birds.

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Birds?

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I never knew you liked birds, Pete.

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Why, I love 'em.

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Especially when they're stuffed
and sitting on my mantle.

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How is it that you do that
amazing bird holler, Goof?

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Oh, you mean like...

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[hollers]

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[birds whistling]

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Yes.

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I bet it works on ducks, too, huh?

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Yeah, even got a bird of paradise once.

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Ain't you something?

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You know, I'm heading out tomorrow
to do some bird watching.

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Duck-type birds.

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You don't say?

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I already did say.

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Why, I've got my eye on bagging

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me one or two or three dozen.

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Hmm, bird-bagging, huh?

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Is that anything like grocery bagging?

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Um, no.

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It's... actually, it's kind of like
a game you play with them.

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-Yeah.
-Ah-hyuck! Sounds fun!

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Yeah, but I hardly ever
get to go on account of

150
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because it takes two to play.

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Only wish I had a pal to go along
who likes birdies, too.

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Like birds, huh?

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Somebody who loves bird watching.

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Gonna be hard to find a guy
with them kind of qualifications.

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A real bird fancier.

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You know, someone
who's got a brain like a bird?

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A grade-a bird brain?

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Oh... how about Fred?

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Who's Fred?

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I don't know.

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Back to thinking.

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Ah-hyuck! I got it, Petey! How about me?

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Why, Goofster!

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I do believe you fit the bill.

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Duck bill, that is. Ha!

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[ducks quacking]

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...connect toggle bolt I before
lugnut E except after washer C.

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Or when o-ring A...

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Goof! Where are ya?

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I'm still missing some pieces on this gu--

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this gu...
great new bird photographing camera

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I got, yeah.

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Ah-hyuck! I bet a fancy camera like this
takes awful good pictures.

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Can I shoot one?

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No, it's not loaded!

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With film, that is.

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Why don't you go start warming up
them bird calling voice cords?

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Oh, okie-dokie, Pete.

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[clears throat]

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[coughs]

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[hollers]

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[ducks quacking]

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Yes...

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Keep calling, Goof! Keep calling!

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Get 'em back here, get 'em back!

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[hollers]

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Come on, now, let me see,

188
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the trigger-arm's connected
to the elbow joint,

189
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the elbow joint connects to the...

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[ducks quacking]

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[gasps]

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[cackles]

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Say cheese!

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I guess there was some
more assembling required.

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[laughing]

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Bravo!

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Hip, hop, and away!

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[laughs]

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Oh, oh!

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[choking]

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[gasping]

202
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Oh, no!

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What is it?

204
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I... I did it?

205
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I bagged a duck?

206
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Ha hoo! I did it!

207
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I did it! I bagged a duck!
I bagged a duck!

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Gawrsh, Petey.

209
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You mean you meant
to hurt the little guy?

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Well, of course, I meant to!

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When you go duck hunting, you hunt ducks!

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[laughs]

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I guess I didn't... [sniffles]

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understand, Pete.

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[cries]

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Well, what did you think
I was gonna do, ya Goof?

217
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Take him out for dinner and a movie?

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[crying]

219
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Gawrsh, Pete, it's a little mama ducky.

220
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Oh, mama.

221
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And the little baby duckies!

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[weeping]

223
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What's gonna happen to 'em now...

224
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That their daddy ducky's
erased from the blackboard of life?

225
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Whose gonna feed 'em and care for 'em?

226
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How are they gonna get by?

227
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The bank'll probably foreclose on 'em.

228
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They'll lose the car,
the house, everything!

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I can barely stand it!

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[sobbing]

231
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Goof, they're ducks.

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And they're all alone!

233
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Out here in the cold, cruel world with

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nobody to watch over 'em.

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[weeping]

236
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,620
Oh, now look, Goof,
this happens all the time.

237
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It's not like he's the first duck
to get sent to the taxi- dermi-tologist.

238
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Here you go, Pete.

239
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I mean, it's not like
I did something wrong.

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Ah!

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Then again, I... I'm having, uh...

242
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I guess I could, that is...
they could...

243
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Aw, the poor little duckies
can come stay with me!

244
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[dog barking]

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[Pete] And see, when I saw them cute
little ducks living out there

246
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in the lap of mother nature,

247
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I said, to myself, I said...

248
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I said, Pete,
you're not touching one feather

249
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on them duck's precious heads.

250
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And then, that's when all of a sudden,

251
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my gun accidentally just so happens

252
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to hit this duck. It was an accident.

253
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Oh, I would've given anything
if only it could have been me,

254
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you know, it was, it was involuntary
duck slaughter at worst.

255
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What with it being an accidental
accident and all.

256
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Oh! How am I ever going
to face my friends!

257
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We'll have to move somewhere
far, far away.

258
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But sooner or later
someone will recognize us

259
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and we'll have to move again
on and on forever.

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It always works that way.

261
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Oh, but, but, but kids,

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I'm a changed man.

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Honest. Why,
I even offered to let them stay here

264
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,815
for a while.

265
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,658
Til they get back
on their little webby feet.

266
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,834
You see, the mama duck
and her three little babies.

267
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,535
Or was it four little...
Five... little babies?

268
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,547
These ducks are like rabbits.

269
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:56,299
[screaming on TV]

270
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,133
[changing channels]

271
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,721
[ducks quacking on TV]

272
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,104
OK, you little tikes.

273
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,890
Ice cream for everybody!

274
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,183
There's one for you.

275
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,307
Now don't eat with your wings, ha!

276
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,685
One for you,
I'll send you the bill later.

277
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,822
And you, and you, and...

278
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,150
I thought there were only five of you.

279
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,371
One, two, three, four, five, six!

280
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:27,251
Oh, all right, all right,
one more ice cream, coming up!

281
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,838
Hiya, Pete.

282
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,166
Say, I thought there was only...

283
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:40,181
[Peg] Pete, could you come
here for just one minute?

284
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,846
[quacking]

285
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,809
Could somebody tell me
where all these ducks are coming from?

286
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,062
[duck talking]

287
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,066
Just hold it right there.

288
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,994
The deal was I take care
of you and the kids.

289
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,912
Nobody said anything about relatives!

290
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,913
Pete! Now look what you did!

291
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,706
They are family, Petey.

292
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,249
And you did say you'd take care of them.

293
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,754
[grumbling]

294
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,875
All right, all right, all right.

295
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,835
[ducks clamoring]

296
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,391
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is it?

297
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,760
[duck talking]

298
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,059
Ooh, another lemonade, sir?

299
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,351
Sure, anybody else want one
while I'm at it?

300
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,726
[quacking]

301
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,362
Sheesh.

302
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,769
D'oh!

303
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:39,147
[duck shouting]

304
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,822
What's keeping you, Pete?

305
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,655
You promised you'd give this little guy
a backrub 15 minutes ago.

306
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,661
Oh, I only got two hands!

307
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,914
And I'm using about three of 'em.

308
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,995
So he's just gonna have to be
patient, wait his--

309
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,671
[Pistol] Daddy!

310
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,798
They're playing with my toys!

311
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,971
Look, Pumpkin,
Daddy's got a little problem,

312
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,680
so why don't you just go out
and buy yourself some new toys?

313
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,388
I guess you haven't seen
the price of toys lately.

314
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,313
Thanks, Daddy. Love ya.

315
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,397
Now look here, you--

316
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,652
[P.J.] Dad!

317
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,993
Oh. What's the matter now?

318
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,490
Well, they've been in there
over an hour.

319
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,162
The tubs got an awful ring on it,

320
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,291
and all the hot water's gone,
they used up the bubble bath.

321
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,709
-Forget about it, skip your bath.
-Yes!

322
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,118
[Peg screams]

323
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,246
Pete!

324
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,538
[ducks quacking]

325
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,667
Uh, excuse me, ducks?
Pardon me, excuse me.

326
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,965
Pardon me. Quiet!

327
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:47,259
Dimple cheeks,
may we have a little talk with you?

328
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,465
Uh, what seems to be the problem,
peach pit?

329
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:54,977
We, the children and I,
have grown just a little bit tired

330
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,401
of living in a bird sanctuary.

331
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,570
Oh, now, they haven't been
that big of a bother.

332
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,031
They've turned our beautiful home

333
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,072
into a cuckoo's nest!

334
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,906
Pete, you better have this talk later.

335
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,911
It's time for you to read
the ducks their story,

336
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,003
and you know how they don't
like to be kept waiting.

337
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,919
We'll be staying in a motel
until this is over.

338
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:20,054
Oh, but Peggums, you can't leave me!

339
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,798
Please?

340
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,720
[Duck] Food fight!

341
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,636
I've lost my wife, I lost my kids,

342
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,227
and now I'm gonna lose my marbles!

343
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,523
What am I gonna do, Goof?

344
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,567
What am I gonna do?

345
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,938
Well, for one thing...

346
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,317
Yes? Yes? Yes?

347
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,822
You're going to have to go up
and read the duckies their story.

348
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:50,525
And you'll need to stock up on more
of them low-salt cheesy doodle-os.

349
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,827
Ah-hyuck! They're the duck's
favorite, you know?

350
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,752
[sighs]

351
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,958
Then the papa duck
said to the mama duck--

352
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,292
Show 'em the picture, Petey!

353
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,381
Yeah, yeah, papa duck,
mama duck, bunch of feathers.

354
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,125
Usual, nothing special.

355
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:13,095
So, papa says to mama, whose been...

356
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,231
Oh, yes, please. Won't you join us?

357
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,061
Oh, it's all right, we'll wait.

358
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,147
[belches]

359
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,282
Maybe you ought to start back
at the front for him.

360
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,700
I'm not gonna read
this crummy story again

361
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,279
for one lousy duck!

362
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,124
Oh, but he missed the best parts,

363
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,279
and there's nobody
else to read it to him,

364
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,078
since his daddy duck got...
You know.

365
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,084
[grumbles]

366
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,456
Once upon a ti--

367
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,292
Say, you look familiar.

368
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,588
Who, me?

369
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,091
Don't I know you from some place?

370
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,553
Uh-uh, no way. Uh-uh.

371
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,586
I never forget a beak.

372
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,598
Where was I?

373
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,430
Once upon a time...

374
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,425
-You sure we never met?
-Sorry.

375
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,227
Pete, the story?

376
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,020
Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, anyway,

377
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,864
there was these three ducks,
there was a papa duck...

378
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,400
[snoring]

379
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,153
And they lived happily ever after,
et cetera, et cetera.

380
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,157
Oh, I guess they are kind
of cute little fellas.

381
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,831
For pests.

382
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,409
Maybe ducks aren't as bad as all that.

383
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,415
Even a duck like... you?

384
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,668
You? It's you?!

385
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,381
Uh-oh.

386
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,924
You're not dead!

387
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,798
[snores]

388
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,215
No, Pete, just dozed off.

389
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,514
Not you. Look at this, would ya?

390
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,138
Look at this, this...

391
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,194
This... where'd he go? Where'd he go?

392
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,768
He was there a second ago.
Him, that duck I shot!

393
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,266
Healthy as healthy can be!

394
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:48,686
Now, Petey, you're not trying to back out
on helping these ducks, are ya?

395
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,697
No, that's the duck!

396
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,860
I tell ya, he's the one!

397
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,987
A promise is a promise,
and you sort of almost promised.

398
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,043
But... but I saw him!

399
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,041
I did! I...

400
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,964
All right, you got me.

401
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,173
What is it you want?

402
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,512
Every duck has his price, now name yours.

403
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,798
What, a new duck pond?

404
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,644
Membership to a health club?
VCR? Cable TV?

405
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,138
Money?

406
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,232
Cards?

407
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,732
Uh-huh.

408
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,773
Hmm, if I win, you leave?

409
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,317
OK.

410
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,111
And if you win...

411
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:34,156
How's about a lovely down filled jacket?

412
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,279
Nope.

413
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,825
Then what about a deluxe kettle barbecue
with gas starter?

414
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:38,739
Nope.

415
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,367
-10% off on a nice used car?
-Nope.

416
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,084
My favorite roll of flotz?

417
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,384
My collection of potatoes
shaped like celebrities heads?

418
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,538
A ball of aluminum foil?

419
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,086
A picture of me in a bathing suit?

420
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,459
Well, then, what is it you want?

421
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,221
You want everything?

422
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,554
Bingo.

423
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,295
Hmm.

424
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:01,177
Awful high stakes,
but then beating ducks at cards

425
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,927
ought to be a cinch.

426
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,888
You got yourself a deal.

427
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,399
OK, boys, you know the game.

428
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,112
Seven card Texas hold 'em

429
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,992
with two in the hand,
three in the freezer.

430
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,275
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

431
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,333
[snickering]

432
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:32,214
Yes, one full house means
I get rid of one full house.

433
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,967
Of ducks. Heh, heh, heh.

434
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,768
Ha, read 'em and weep, feather lips.

435
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,194
Now, how's about you
and your friends start packing?

436
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:54,283
If you hurry, you might catch
the tail-end of duck season.

437
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,241
[laughs]

438
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,111
Not so fast.

439
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,333
Seven aces, Pete.

440
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,622
Looks like he wins.

441
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,955
I guess that's that.

442
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,840
A deal's a deal, and I lost.

443
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,626
There's nothing left to do except...

444
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,007
Hit the road.

445
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,599
Hello.

446
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,228
Why didn't I think of this sooner?

447
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,073
[ducks shouting]

448
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:44,827
Huh?

449
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,545
Ho, ho, ho!

450
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,378
Merry Christmas!

451
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,143
What are you doing here?

452
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,140
I thought you fellas would be down south
for the winter?

453
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,063
Left all your presents in Miami beach.

454
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,693
No, that's not far enough.

455
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,229
I meant to say down Argentiny way.

456
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,523
Just south of Rio De January.

457
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,107
Hmm...

458
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,573
[ducks clamoring]

459
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,533
Quiet.

460
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,077
Quiet!

461
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,576
[crying]

462
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,841
OK, OK, OK!

463
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,131
Come on.

464
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,048
Hate to see you go!

465
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,217
Drop by next year, have a nice flight.

466
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,137
Ho, ho, ho.

467
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,055
Well, I hope you've learned a lesson
from all of this, Pete.

468
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,975
Oh, I have, Snookums, I have.

469
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:58,145
Next time, I'm using a bigger gun.

470
00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,654
[doorbell rings]

471
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,698
What do you want?

472
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,702
Well, Pete,
now that duck season's over,

473
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,577
I figured you wouldn't mind
watching a few friends of mine.

474
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,911
Just 'til moose season's over.

475
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,669
In six months.

476
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,249
[insane laughter]

477
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,669
♪ Gimme a beat ♪

478
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,177
[theme music playing]

479
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:48,906
Yeah!