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Ah-hyuck!

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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

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♪ Like father, like son ♪

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♪ You're always number one ♪

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[both] Yes!

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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪

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Yeah!

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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

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Whoa!

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♪ A real good time ♪

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Aah!

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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

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♪ Always stick together ♪

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ And we always stick together ♪

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Gawrsh!

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

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Yeah!

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Well, with this dish of a satellite,

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I'll be picking up football
from every time zone--

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At least I would
if that goof wasn't slower

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than a snail stuck in frozen molasses.

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What are you waiting for, Christmas?

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[Goofy] No. I'll be done
by labor day, though!

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Lemme see, insert bolt "Y" in socket "C,"

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through washer "G," under rivet "F,"

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over brackets "Q," "R", "S" and "T."

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Hmm. Didn't know this was gonna require

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a working knowledge of the alphabet.

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[creaking]

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Say, Petey, could ya bring up

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that 7/16 double-toothed whatchamacallit?

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Come get it yourself!

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[Goofy grunts] Would if I could,
but I can't.

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Goldbrickin',

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and me payin' good money, too.

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That yuckin', half-steppin' dipstick,

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if he thinks he's gettin'
the full buck 50, he's nuts.

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Makin' me climb all the way up... here.

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Whoa...

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Whoa!

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Whaa-ha-ha-hoo!

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Whoa!

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Do somethin', ya goof.

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Hang on, Petey. Whoa!

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Don't let go, Goofer.

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[both] Whoa!

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[crash]

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Pete, what have you been up to?

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About 50,000 feet.

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Daddy, you look all green and icky like
something in back of the 'fridgerator.

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Try my strawberry sludge lollipop.

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It'll make ya feel better.

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Look, ya goofin' goofball,

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ya almost got me killed!

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Ooh, mama-roonie.

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A cherry pink '62 Thunderhead

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LeGrande Del Bravo.

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Cute car.

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Cute? Teddy bears are cute.

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That car is the stuff
that dreams are made of,

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not that I could afford her
in a million years.

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Mommy, you should buy that car for daddy
and make him feel better.

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I wish I could, honey.
He'd love it, wouldn't he?

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She's a beaut, all righty.

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On a scale of one to seven,
three bein' highest,

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I'd give her a 12.

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You can say that again, Goof.

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Uh, say what again?

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[Pete] "Better business association
of Spoonerville

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announces the 8th annual
busy bee contest.

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Winner will receive a trophy

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and certificate of appreciation."

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Aw! They forgot to mention
winning the kind of good publicity

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that'll make me rich enough

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to buy the car of my dreams.

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Man, he's been tryin' to win
that for the last eight years.

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What? What? What are you two
whispering about?

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[nervous chuckle] Eight? Did I say eight?

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I meant, uh...

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Late! He means we're late, late, late.

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[dog panting]

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[Peg] "Now hiring--shark groomer."
No, thanks.

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"Great opportunity--
toxic waste recycler."

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Honey, don't feed poopsie
your sugar shock-o cereal.

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But they're enriched
with one essential vitamin,

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and half a nutrient,

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and it is good for her, too, Mommy.

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Pistol, the last time puppy had sugar,

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we had to scrape her off
the ceiling with a spatula.

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Mommy, you already have one job,

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and you say me and P.J.
are a full-time job,

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so why do you want three jobs?

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Secret, okay?

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I need money 'cause I wanna surprise daddy

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with that car he wants.

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But nothing here looks too promising.

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I wish I could think of something.

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I know. Buy me a pony,
and I'll let you sell rides,

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or dress daddy up like a high-diving pig,

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or, I know, you can sell P.J.!

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[barking and whining]

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-[Peg] Poopsie!
-[laughing]

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Dogs, go figure.

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[growling] [whimpering]

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[gasps] My windows!

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Window washing, that's it!

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[whines]

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Just call us the grime busters.

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I haven't been able to see main street

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since I could touch my toes.

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Come on, kids, we're gonna have to use

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some real elbow grease on this grease.

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-[tires screech]
-Hey! Can I play, too?

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Join the clean team.

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Don't wanna alarm ya, Peg,

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but there's a real ugly,
dangerous-lookin' character

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-lurkin' in there.
-Goofy, that's you.

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[chuckles] So it is.

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Ah-hyuck! Didn't recognize me
without my glasses.

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-But you don't wear glasses.
-My point exactly.

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Okay! Now, after expenses
for cleaner, rags,

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and cute outfits,

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we made $2.78.

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Not bad for the first day.

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[Pete yawning]

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Oh, Peg, what are ya doin' up so early?

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Kiss, kiss. Can't chat, honey.

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Gotta get goin'. Bye-bye.

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Oh, but it's saturday, love puddle.

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Our one and only day together,

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with you bringin' me snacks

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while I watch 16 hours of football.

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No, sorry, sugar pop, got work to do.

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Work? What work?

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Washing windows. Yesterday we earned
two whole dollars and 78 cents.

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[Pete laughs]

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That's enough to buy two whole goldfish

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or half a bottom feeder.

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[laughing]

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If that's the most support you can
muster, buster,

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zap your own breakfast.

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Oh, but, hon, I don't know how
to work this thing.

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Oh, it's as easy as switching the TV

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to the all-sports channel.

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-[bell dings]
-[explosion]

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Dad. Go figure.

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Okay, I'm officially bored.

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With all this free time,

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guess I could practice my award speech.

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First of all, I'd like to thank someone
near and dear to our hearts--

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A man whose never-say-die attitude

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could be an inspiration to us all,

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someone whose hard work and dedication

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made this award possible...

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Me. There they are.

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I'll make 'em feel guilt
like they never felt.

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I'll say I contracted acute lonely-itis

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brought on by chronic neglect.

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Hurry up and shake a leg
while you're at it.

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It's almost on.

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Come on, Pistol, we can't miss it.

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You think we'll all be stars
and get residual payments?

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Well, pleased as petunias to see you, too.

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Hurry, Dad! It's mom's commercial.

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Oh, this is so exciting!

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♪ So if you can't see the sky ♪

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♪ Give Peg a try ♪

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♪ When the pigeons got ya down ♪

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♪ She's the best in town ♪

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Thank you, thank you so much.

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-[all laughing]
-[Peg] That was great.

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Oh, I get it,
a little business on the side.

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TV commercial, exploding breakfast,

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my own wife's turnin' against me.

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What are you talking about?

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Jig's up, toot-sweety.

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Your tryin' to steal my busy bee award.

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How dare you even think that, Peter?

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-If you knew the reason--
-[telephone rings]

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We're not buyin' any.

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[telephone rings]

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I said we're not--

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Ooh, why, hello, Mr. Mayor,

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your highness, sir. [laughs]

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You know, if it's about
them safety violations,

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check's in the mail, right along with
a little somethin' for--

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-[indistinct voice on the phone]
-Huh? Uh-huh. Yes. Mm-hmm.

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Oh, I see. Yeah.

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And you want what now?

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You got the wrong number.

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Who was that, honey?

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Ooh, nobody but the mayor

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wantin' the one and only Peg

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to wash the windows at City Hall.

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Oh! Isn't this wonderful?
There's so much to do.

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I'll need more rags,
more cleaner, more polish.

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Oh, Pete, be a dear and get me

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some nice scaffolding, won't you?

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Forget it! I got-- [groans]

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Who does she think she is, anyway?

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I wear the pants in this family!

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Oh, and on your way back,
could you stop by the cleaners

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and pick up my pants?
Mwah-mwah. Love you.

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So then could I interest you

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in a semi-automatic front-loading backhoe?

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[Pete] Does the word no have
any special meanin' to ya?

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Whoa!

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Then how about our
automatic gutter cleaner?

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Look! All I want is scaffoldin'
for my wife. Got that?

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Hey! Your wife that window-washin' cutie

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I saw last on the tube night?

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Yeah, that's the one.

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We hear the little woman's a front-runner

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for the busy bee award.

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Gonna stand by and let her
steal it from ya?

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This little baby's the SP 1500.

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Look, Edison, what's the SP stand for?

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Uh, simply fantastic. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, I knew that.

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Ya got your hot air compressor
with feather-touch control.

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Whoa!

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[Pete yells]

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Whoa!

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...And 200 squeegee power
window scrubbers.

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It's high-concept, user-friendly,
top of the line.

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Get the little woman
the manager's special.

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[chuckles] Couldn't pay the junkyard
to take it off our hands.

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You take this baby and walk away
with the bee prize.

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[both chuckle]

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[man] I'm pleased as pickled peanuts

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to announce Peg's appointment

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as official City Hall window washer.

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-[applause]
-[flash bulb pops]

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So how does it feel to be
the man behind the woman

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-behind the man?
-Not so fast.

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As a semi-law abidin'
somewhat tax payin' citizen,

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I happen to know you gotta
take bids on this job.

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Well, yeah, I believe you're right.

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And I say I could do your windows
better, quicker, cheaper.

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00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:04,183
Well, I was hoping you wouldn't
lose your suspenders over this, Peter,

256
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,765
but if you want a fight, you got one.

257
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,148
And where's that scaffolding
you promised me?

258
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,856
Right over here, dear.

259
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,695
[Peg] What is that?

260
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,834
[Pete] This is the finest
window washing condiment

261
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,201
your money can buy.

262
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,957
Tried and true and tested over the ages.

263
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,880
Why, it was a machine just like this

264
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,499
that washed the windows on the pyramids.

265
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,956
I don't know what no-good you're up to,

266
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,927
but I'm gonna win that job no matter what.

267
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,555
Three feet up,

268
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,560
I-- I can handle this.

269
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,812
Four feet, no sweat.

270
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,734
Five, it's not so bad

271
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,774
'cept I'm gettin' a nosebleed

272
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,238
and I'm kind of startin' to black out.

273
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:04,908
Whew! I think this is gonna take
some creative thinkin'.

274
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,623
[panting, straining]

275
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:18,466
[panting] When this is over,
Pete's gonna eat broccoli for a year.

276
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,588
Now, look, goofster,

277
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,545
Peg's in trouble, serious trouble.

278
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,346
Could lose the award.

279
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,812
Gawrsh! We gotta do somethin'
to help her out.

280
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,982
-Good thinkin'.
-Whoa!

281
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,306
You start on this side of the buildin',

282
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,476
and maybe she'll have a fightin' chance.

283
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,485
Now, you got your automatic scrubbers,
easy-listening CD,

284
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,568
ready-made ballast and eardrum swabber.

285
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,743
All's you gotta do is just sit back
and clean those windows.

286
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,124
[laughing]

287
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,832
Don't worry about a thing.

288
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,672
Uh, lemme see now, listen to the windows,
blast the CD,

289
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,539
swab the scrubber, and eat a drummette.

290
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,917
[male voice on the CD player]
Ah, the SP 1500--

291
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,715
Leisurely adrift
on the zephyrs of solitude,

292
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,471
but to keep that heavenly vessel stable,

293
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,183
one must master
the intricacies of ballast.

294
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,845
Give a gentle twist.

295
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,845
Whaa-ha-ha-hooey!

296
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,518
-[cooing]
-Shoo! Shoo!

297
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,937
Well, hey, that tickles. [laughing]

298
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,946
Hey, hey!

299
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,278
Ah-choo!

300
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,695
[man clears throat]
Can we get back to business?

301
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,905
Sorry.

302
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,156
[male voice on the CD player]
Let's try that again.

303
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,167
Gently turn the regulator.

304
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,789
Gently.

305
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,585
The window washer is the high-wire artist

306
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,421
of the industrial world,

307
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,006
But remember,

308
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,181
safety is the first order of the day.

309
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:49,561
The harness adds
an extra cushion of comfort

310
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,019
for those courageous craftsmen.

311
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,941
Whaa-ha-ha-hoo!

312
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,061
You know, I could get
seriously hurt doin' this.

313
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,698
Good thing I ate a light
breakfast. Ah-hyuck!

314
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,280
[Goofy panting]

315
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,962
[male voice on the CD player]
Let's continue, shall we?

316
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,750
Don't stop on my account.

317
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,634
[male voice on the CD player] Ah,
the indispensable dispenser pump,

318
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:25,183
where would the artist
of the air be without it?

319
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,628
Engage the mechanism

320
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,388
and observe the economy of form,

321
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,601
the precision of propulsion.

322
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,601
[sputtering]

323
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,063
[male voice on the CD player]
And what true craftsman can't appreciate

324
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,605
the computer-automated squeegee?

325
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,070
Gawrsh.

326
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,209
Cease and desist, pegums,

327
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,708
or be harangued with meringue.

328
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,963
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

329
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,430
Prepare to be eclaired.

330
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,388
Peter!

331
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,774
When there's a fly in the ointment,

332
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,020
keep the fly away from the windows.

333
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,483
Pete! What do you think you're doing?

334
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,902
If you only knew the real reason
I was working this hard...

335
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,241
why do you have to always compete with me
all the time? I know what I'm doing.

336
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,238
I can wash those windows
better than you can!

337
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,490
You've never cleaned a thing in your life!

338
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,241
Pete, what are you doing over there?

339
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,993
What's that, dear?

340
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,405
Can't hear ya,

341
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,623
too many air molecules.

342
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,915
-[Peg] Peter!
-Uh-oh.

343
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,045
[Peg] Peter!

344
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:57,348
[Pete] Sweet petunia, come back!

345
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,698
Oh, don't worry, honey, I'll save ya!

346
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,781
Aah!

347
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,276
Hold on, poofikins.

348
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,874
[Peg] Peter!

349
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,462
[Pete] Whaa-ha-ha!

350
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,502
Whaa-ha-ha-hey!

351
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,600
Whaa-ha-ha-hooey!

352
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,433
Get outta my way, goofmonger.

353
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,811
Oops! Sorry, Petey.

354
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,395
That better?

355
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:47,231
[Pete screams]

356
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,323
Hold on, Pete.

357
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,567
[Goofy] Whaa-ha-ha!

358
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,412
[thunder crashing]

359
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,668
Hey, Goof, get down here

360
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,079
and get me down from here.

361
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,706
[Goofy] Whaa-ha-ha-hey!

362
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,995
Don't worry, Petey,

363
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,128
I'm the decimated driver.

364
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,296
[gulps] Turn, turn!

365
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,885
Whoa!

366
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,562
Hold onto your helium, Peg.

367
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,059
[Goofy yelling]

368
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,816
[gurgling]

369
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,150
[mumbling]

370
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,789
[Pete screaming]

371
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,872
Hey, where are you goin', Petey?

372
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,915
[screaming]

373
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,585
Good thing your not afeared of heights,
huh, Petey?

374
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,335
[panting] That's for sure, goof.
Otherwise I'd be...

375
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,757
[wind blowing]

376
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,513
Gosh.

377
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,560
[both screaming]

378
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,478
Hello, Honey Pie.

379
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,237
Nice shade of lipstick.

380
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,660
If by chance we don't die,
I'm gonna kill you.

381
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,161
All right, all right. Now stay calm
just like me.

382
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,914
Everybody be careful.

383
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,286
I can save us. I'm in pink condition,

384
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,791
at the pinochle of my powers.

385
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:25,873
I'm at the height of...

386
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,037
Of 50,000 feet.

387
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,748
All right, come on,
you can do it, Pete, old buddy.

388
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,917
Just don't look down.

389
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,217
I gotta learn to listen to myself.

390
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,312
No. I'm not cavin' in.

391
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:48,771
I'm gonna do this for that
ever-lovin' pumpkin-faced praline of mine.

392
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,605
I did it!

393
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,065
Now all I have to do is...

394
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,487
There!

395
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,873
[air hissing]

396
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,621
Oh, that was a wonderful idea, Pete,

397
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,962
even better had you taken
into account the effects of gravity.

398
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,121
Oh, yeah.

399
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,209
[all screaming]

400
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,140
Oh, Peg, this is all my fault.

401
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,640
Ya gotta forgive me.

402
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,061
You're a better busy bee
than I could ever be.

403
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,850
A thousand pardons.

404
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:30,395
A thousand? Okay, start.

405
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,522
-I beg your pardon.
-One.

406
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,527
-I beg your pardon.
-Two.

407
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,149
-I beg your pardon.
-Three

408
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,816
[Pete] And I beg your pardon.

409
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,537
1,000. Whew!

410
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:47,158
You know, cough drop,
I think you may have missed one.

411
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,538
Maybe you'd better start all over again

412
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,384
Just to be safe.

413
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,051
[sobbing] Pegums!

414
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,799
That trophy had your name on it
from the start,

415
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,051
and I tried to cheat ya.

416
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,795
I'm pond scum, a lowly amoeba,

417
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,097
a vinegar stain on the fabric of life.

418
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,984
I know you are, dear. You missed a spot.

419
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:14,018
I couldn't feel any worse if I tried.

420
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:17,859
Well, I know something that might
make you feel better.

421
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:21,276
-[horn honking]
-Surprise, Petey!

422
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,116
Ooh, mama-roonie.

423
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:29,292
The 62' Thunderhead LeGrande del Bravo.

424
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,624
Yep. Peg bought her for ya.

425
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,170
She's in brand spankin'
new condition, too,

426
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,504
Except this power steerin's
not too powerful.

427
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,509
I can't quite find the clutch.

428
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,591
[Pete] Don't scratch her.

429
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,757
The brake, goof! Hit the brake!

430
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,296
Aah!

431
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,849
[crash]

432
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:50,602
Thanks, goof. For a minute there,

433
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,645
I thought I'd hit rock bottom,

434
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,271
then you came along.

435
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,897
[gear whirring]

436
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,404
[police officer] Ahem. Let's see now--
parking on a residential lawn on a Tuesday

437
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,868
between 10 and 4 without a permit within
15 feet of a red zone

438
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,579
while blocking access to a fire hydrant

439
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,662
on an alternate street-cleaning day.

440
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,618
[sad chuckle]

441
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:14,877
♪ Gimme a beat ♪

442
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,129
[theme music playing]

443
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,735
Yeah!