1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:01,842 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,297 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,049 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,591 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,675 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,339 ♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,468 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,434 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,644 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,805 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:19,983 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,274 Aah! 14 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,765 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,027 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,689 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:33,026 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,076 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:39,330 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,424 ♪ Now, gimme a beat ♪ 22 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:42,629 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,499 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 24 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,507 ♪ Oh, we're the Goof Troop ♪ 25 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,379 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 26 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,598 ♪ Now we're callin' everyone ♪ 27 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,468 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 28 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,925 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 29 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,555 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 30 00:00:58,641 --> 00:00:59,731 Yeah! 31 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,901 [Goofy] Ahyuck! Time to rise and floss, Maxie! 32 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,982 Today's the big day! 33 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,779 [inflating] 34 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,242 You can stream the streamers, 35 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,412 while I balloon up these balloons. 36 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,328 [inflating] 37 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:33,134 Whoa! That'll get your heart beating, ahyuck. 38 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:39,773 Um, it isn't national yodel day again, is it, Dad? 39 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,269 Oh, no, son! 40 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,651 You see, I'm adding a whole full dollar 41 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,608 to our monthly mortgage payment. 42 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,570 Now, instead of 35 years, 43 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,323 we'll have this house all paid off 44 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:58,076 in just 34 years and 364 days! 45 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,449 So, as soon as I can get this money to the bank... 46 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,383 We're gonna have us a wingding to end all blowouts! 47 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,878 Ahyuck! 48 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:12,011 We'll be yodeling till the cows come home. Ahyuck! 49 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,800 [inflating] 50 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:17,853 Oops! We'll have party hats, and whistles 51 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,021 And cake nine and a half feet tall. 52 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,179 And we'll play pin the tail on the monkey and... 53 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,895 [whooping] 54 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,440 [snoring] 55 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,529 Ah, ah, man the lifeboats, scuttle the poop deck... 56 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:38,282 Women and children right after me. Oomph. 57 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:41,866 That Goof left his lawn ornaments over here again? 58 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,543 I can't get out of my own bed 59 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,371 without tripping over his trash, and I... 60 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,207 [grunting] 61 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,421 What's he think this is, the public landfill? 62 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,134 [grunting] 63 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,804 [crashing] 64 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,814 Give me it, Pistol. I saw it first! 65 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,219 -I saw it first! -You did not! I did. 66 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,387 -Mine! -Give me it, you... 67 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,015 [Peg] all right, break it up! 68 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,899 What are you two fighting over? 69 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,441 We're not fighting, Mom, 70 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,112 We're negotiating a business transaction. 71 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,902 And I got dibs on this trash! 72 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,565 You're fighting to do chores? 73 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,068 Well, Dad started an incentive program... 74 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,157 And each and every job pays its own special price! 75 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,753 Yeah, like, taking out the trash pays 5 cents. 76 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,539 And that nickel's got my name on it! 77 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,753 I saw it first. 78 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,382 -Mine! -Pistol, it's mine! 79 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,629 -Let go! -Give it to me, pistol. 80 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,840 -No! -I swear I'm gonna... 81 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:36,800 [shrieks] Oh, my beautiful clean floor! 82 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,803 Hey, no problemo, Mom! 83 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,885 'Cause according to the incentive program, 84 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,680 cleaning the kitchen floor pays a dime! 85 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:48,265 Almost as much as fixing a broken window! 86 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,983 Don't even think about it. 87 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,149 I better have a talk with that husband of mine. 88 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,525 Hmm, the place looks like a million bucks, 89 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,781 if I don't say so myself. 90 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,123 [doorbell rings] 91 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,793 Hmm, must be autumn, 92 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,041 the flamingos are returning to Cappuccino. 93 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,501 Hello, neighbor. Just thought I'd drop by 94 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,756 to drop off a few of your things. 95 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:19,429 And tell you to keep your own junk in your own house! 96 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,929 Like this for instance, this, and these, and those. 97 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,142 And that, and don't forget that. 98 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,721 And then there's this stupid thing. 99 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,726 And last and least, this! 100 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,558 Thanks, Pete! But you know, 101 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,313 I don't think this is my ice cream machine. 102 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:35,226 Let me test her out. I know just the hum that mine hums. 103 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:41,659 [whirring] 104 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,700 Hmm, might be and might not be. 105 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,164 Let me hear it in the speed of G. 106 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,075 [vibrating] Hey, now watch it there, Goofer, 107 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,875 You don't want to... 108 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,288 Close, but no guitar. 109 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,706 Let me hear her on high. 110 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,884 No! 111 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,342 Nope, it's a nice machine, all right-y. 112 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,053 -But it's not mine. -Turn it off! 113 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,303 Turn it off, 114 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,394 A-W-f, off! 115 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,931 [straining] 116 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,474 [crashing] 117 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,850 Now, look what you did. 118 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:14,515 You went and gave me a Goof twitch! 119 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,436 I just got one thing to say to you! 120 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,649 You better stop leaving your crud laying around, 121 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,656 or someday you're gonna lose something important! 122 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,327 Yeah! You're right, Pete! I ought to put 123 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,158 my mortgage money somewhere safe 124 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,623 'til I can get it in the bank. 125 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:32,080 Well, I'm glad you're finally catching on! 126 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,382 With all the burglar types running around, 127 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,343 I can't be too careless when it comes to my money. 128 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,094 I got to hide it so good, i won't know where I put it. 129 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,472 Well, maybe in a loaf of bread in the bread box. 130 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,015 Or up in the gutters. Or under the cat. 131 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,351 [screeching] 132 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,894 Or maybe in the plumbing pipes or... 133 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,612 [honks] 134 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,696 I got it! I'll tape it to Maxie's rolling skate! 135 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,447 Ahyuck! Perfect! 136 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,792 No burglar's gonna be dumb enough to look there! 137 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,537 [screeching] 138 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:19,002 Why that half-stepping, low-ridin', crummfritterin'... 139 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,262 Ow! 140 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,184 Hmm, what have we here? 141 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,679 Why, it must be the Goof's mortgage money! 142 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,017 And after I told him not to go... 143 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:41,987 Say, maybe I ought to teach that absentminded lame-o a lesson 144 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,648 about leaving things laying around. 145 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:48,118 Yeah, I'll just hold onto this a while 146 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,079 and let him squirm. That'll teach him! 147 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:55,916 [laughing] I'll just hide the cash in here for safekeeping... 148 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,790 Then sit back and enjoy the show. 149 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,378 Nope, not there. 150 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:08,547 I know! I bet it's right here under the carpet. 151 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,103 Of course, I could've dropped it up here in the chimney. 152 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,146 You never know, Maxie! It might have fell out of my pocket 153 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,150 while I was taking a bath. 154 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,942 [raucous laughter] 155 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,986 -Would you look at that guy? -Pete, what are you doing? 156 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,161 Er, oh, just bird watching. 157 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,659 There's a rare cuckoo next door 158 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,991 doing some very amusing things. 159 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:35,497 Your incentive program has turned our children into 160 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,750 a couple of greedy little money-grubbers. 161 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,382 Ooh, then it's a success, huh? 162 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,210 You should see what they're... 163 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,125 [Pistol] Dumped the trash, cleaned up after chainsaw, 164 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,176 -swept the floor! -Washed the walls, 165 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,638 cleaned up after chainsaw! 166 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:53,928 That totals $18 and 44, ah, 45 cents for me. 167 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,175 And $21.12 cents for me. 168 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,347 I rest my case. 169 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:02,443 Not so fast. First, I got to deduct your room and board, 170 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,284 and employer tax, sociable insecurity, disability, 171 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,700 and a dollar for the presidential campaign fund. 172 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,029 And that leaves 75 cents for you, P.J., 173 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,116 And 83 for you, sweet pea. 174 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,252 Isn't this illegal or something? 175 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:20,629 Aw, it's just the cold hard reality of high finance, pumpkin. 176 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,499 An honest dollar is worth maybe 2 bits... 177 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,166 And a fast buck is worth its weight in gold. 178 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,586 But when you learn to make 2 bucks for every buck, 179 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,335 you know you're on the right track! 180 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,888 No, no. I'll get that, Mom, 50 cents a load! 181 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,732 I get to sort the socks, 14 cents a pair! 182 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:40,728 There, you see, Peg, it's just nickel and dime stuff, 183 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,232 Nothing to get worked up over. 184 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,437 Okay. It's your own piggy bank you're breaking. 185 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,895 But just remember, 186 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,398 I warned you. 187 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,912 I get to sew the pockets back on! 188 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,004 There's nothing wrong with the pockets. 189 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,376 [laughs] Hey, I like the way you think. 190 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,256 [growling] 191 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,944 [rhythmic knocking] 192 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:29,283 Don't we get 3 cents for answering the door? 193 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,611 -[both] I'll get it! -[P.J.] I want to answer it! 194 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,196 -It's mine! -No, it isn't, it's mine! 195 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,371 -Me! Get out of the way! -Let me answer it! 196 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:39,290 And there you see the result of your little economic experiment. 197 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,632 Hiya, Peej. 198 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,754 We just came over to tell you the bad news. 199 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,667 Dad lost the mortgage money. 200 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,466 Oh, he did? Aw, gee, Peg, 201 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,761 ain't that disasterful? 202 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,556 And we'll never be able to come up with enough 203 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,140 in time to pay. 204 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,475 So it looks like we're gonna be moving. 205 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,484 Yeah, well, I guess these things happen 206 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,403 when you leave stuff laying around and... 207 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,322 -Did you say moving? -Moving? Moving to where? 208 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,895 Back to the trailer park, I reckon. 209 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,907 Trailer park, eh? 210 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,159 Well, just happened to have an article on one just 211 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,912 north of downtown Borneo! 212 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,672 Goofy, this is-- This is terrible. 213 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:27,248 Oh, it won't be so bad. Why, in a year or two 214 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,955 we might even have enough money to buy a trailer. 215 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,050 You're not moving to any trailer park. 216 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,053 You'll live here with us. 217 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,684 Yeah, this is all real terrible. 218 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,720 Now, you start off like you're heading to Saskatchewan, 219 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,564 only you hang a left at the equator... 220 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,944 And what did you say? 221 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,765 I appreciate your offer, Peg, 222 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,608 But me and Maxie wouldn't want to be a burden. 223 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,114 Well, I don't want you to, either. 224 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,485 Honey, Goofer's got too much character 225 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,583 to mooch off his friends! 226 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,198 He'll only be staying until he gets back on his feet. 227 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,367 Now, peach pit, we couldn't impose our hospitality on them like that, 228 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,997 so let me draw him a map to Borneo, and... 229 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,054 Well, Peg, if you insist, 230 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,419 I guess we could stay here a while, but only a day or two. 231 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,547 Oh, then it's settled. 232 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,554 Kids, go help bring their things over. 233 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:23,482 [sniffs] I just don't deserve neighbors like you. 234 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,268 My sentiments presactly. 235 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,482 Oh, I can't have that Goof-monger 236 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,444 polluting the sanity of my own home! 237 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,494 I'll end up feeding him, and clothing him, 238 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,399 and driving him to the orthodontist! 239 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:40,488 Ew, just the thought of it gives me Goof bumps. 240 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,117 There's only one way out of this! 241 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,664 I'm gonna have to give him his own money back! 242 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,788 And just when he was as good as gone. 243 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,586 Gone? The money's gone! 244 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,761 I could've sworn I put it in the... 245 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,379 It's got to be somewhere. 246 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,926 [stammering] Maybe I dropped it 247 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,839 under the carpet, I... 248 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,138 It could've fallen through the cracks, it could... 249 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,472 Wait a minute! 250 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,193 You're starting to think like the Goof. 251 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:11,438 [panting] You got to get a hold of yourself there, Petems. 252 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,983 Stay calm. 253 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,526 [breathing heavily] 254 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:20,280 Easy, Petey. Oh, no hyperventilizing, get a grip. 255 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:24,445 That's it. You got to set your priorities. 256 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:28,036 Okay, first thing, you gotta get him out of the house, 257 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,793 then you find the money, 258 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,174 and then you get him back to his own dump. 259 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,422 Yeah, that's it. Of course, yeah, that'll work. 260 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,625 That'll work, won't it? 261 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,965 It has to work! It's got to work! It's got to... 262 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:55,149 Well, let me help you get yourself settled in there, Goof-lips. 263 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,073 Your couch is my couch, I always say! 264 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,413 Well, thank you, Petey, I'm really imbedded to you. 265 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,079 I know you are. Now we'll... 266 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,579 Oh, no! I just remembered! 267 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:10,041 We had this couch fumigated not three years ago. 268 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,713 Can't put you there, 269 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,671 might have lingering chemicals on it. 270 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,762 What say we put you and your kid up in the RV? 271 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,378 It's cramped, stuffy, rank, and dank. 272 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,876 You'll feel right at home. 273 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,047 You're a swell kind of guy, Petey, 274 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,556 going to all this trouble for us. 275 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,558 Yeah, I know. 276 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099 [laughs] No trouble at all, Goof. 277 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,484 Of course, you can only stay in there till 3:00. 278 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,401 I'm taking her out to have the wheels maligned. 279 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,026 Poor Max. If I don't do something, 280 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,240 I could lose the best friend I ever had. 281 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,122 Well, sort of the only friend I ever had. 282 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,453 [growling] 283 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,576 Are you gonna resod the front lawn, or what? 284 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,495 It pays 37 whole cents. 285 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:58,634 Pistol, how can you think of money at a time like this? 286 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:03,053 Pistol, pistol, that's it! You're a genius. 287 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,724 -Of course, I'm a genius... -Okay, we'll work 288 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,473 twice as fast and three times as hard, 289 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,974 and we'll make enough money to pay for Max's house! 290 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,938 Poopsie! You shouldn't bring such 291 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,863 Icky-sticky trash into Mommy's house! 292 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,581 P.J., I got a great idea! 293 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,423 Remember what Dad said about making 2 bucks on every buck? 294 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,708 -Yeah. -If we separate the cans and the paper, 295 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:41,054 We'll get paid for dumping the trash and recycling it! 296 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,105 All unpacked, Dad. 297 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,772 [Pete] Hello? 298 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,648 Any Goof at home? 299 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,525 Almost 3:00, Goofer. 300 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,161 What say you pack up and let's move you over to the boat. 301 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,619 You'll like it there, 302 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,369 it's got all the creature comforts, 303 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,951 and a few of the creatures, 304 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,706 and it's a good 10 feet closer to Borneo. 305 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,538 [screaming] 306 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,788 [straining] 307 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,720 [grunting] 308 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,162 [gasps] Color me embarrassed, 309 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,029 do I have egg on my face or what? 310 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,408 Just remembered, I gotta get the old boat 311 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,874 down to the dry-docks for her biweekly varnishing. 312 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,575 But don't worry, I'll set up a nice pup tent for you 313 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,248 right over by the fence, 314 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,126 just a stone's throw away from Borneo. 315 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,300 [laughs] 316 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,434 I'm getting this Goof off my property one inch at a time. 317 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,558 [crashing] 318 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,642 -Sorry, Dad. -Yeah, excuse us. 319 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,153 Give me that, will you? 320 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,322 I've only read the sports page twice. 321 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,981 Sure thing, Dad! 322 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,577 [sighs] Energetic little tycoons. 323 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,699 That grimbleframming Goof's 324 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,077 harder to get rid of than head lice! 325 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,576 If only I hadn't lost that dough. 326 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:51,929 Ooh, the answer to my prayers! 327 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,556 All right, all right, now pack that junk back up! 328 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,185 You're gonna move us again, Pete? 329 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:07,364 Yep, right back into your very own dump house! 330 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,565 On account of I found your mortgage money! 331 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,775 Aw, I know what you're doing, Pete, and it just won't wash. 332 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,578 [stuttering] 333 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,250 Huh? What're you talking about? 334 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,658 I know you took your own money 335 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,207 And fixed it up to look like mine. 336 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,292 [laughs] Yeah, right. 337 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,165 Look, Goof, trust me, I didn't do that. 338 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,295 You're the best friend named Pete I ever had. 339 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,683 But I can't take free charity, no matter how free it is. 340 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,717 We're just gonna stay here till I get us back off our feet. 341 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,975 [strangling sounds] 342 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:49,279 Oh, I can't believe I've got to Goof the Goof into taking his own money. 343 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:53,784 There, now he'll find the dough, and it won't be charity. 344 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:57,325 And I can get him off my property and out of my hair. 345 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,080 -[Goofy] Pete? -Ah! 346 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,292 Oh, the Goofmeister, there you are! 347 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,464 Been looking for you, buddy. 348 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,962 I just got hit by a brainstorm, 349 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,045 and I couldn't wait to tell you. 350 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,759 You know, Goof, 351 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,219 A lot of cashola can accumulize under your couch cushions 352 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,471 Over the decades. You ought to check it out. 353 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,313 Thanks for the tip, 354 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,927 But I just sold it off for 5 bucks. 355 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:20,846 You what? 356 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,771 Wanted to pay you back that lunch money 357 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,266 You loaned me in high school. 358 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,189 Stop, stop, come back here, come back! 359 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,240 [exhausted panting] 360 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,911 Getting that guy back in his house 361 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,163 is gonna get me in traction. 362 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,328 If I don't get that nut out of here, 363 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,046 I'm gonna be a shell of my former self. 364 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:55,143 P.J., grab those socks! Darning runs 25 cents a hole! 365 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,798 And get the jacket. 366 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,595 I'll bet you a double scoop of fudge nut 367 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,430 with sliced almonds and jelly bean sauce I finish before you! 368 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,976 Ice cream. Why didn't I think of that sooner? 369 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:08,686 I know how to get the money back to the... 370 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,360 Money, money, money, where's the money? 371 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,087 P.J., give me that coat! 372 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,468 Who made off with my moolah? 373 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,724 I'm gonna lose my mind if I don't do something! 374 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:44,183 [gasping] I'll never get rid of him unless I use my own... 375 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,187 [gasps] Money! 376 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,899 [gasps] 377 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,407 Goof, I know you've had your eye on my ice cream maker, 378 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,945 so tell you what I'm gonna do, 379 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,747 I'll sell it to you at twice its retail value, 380 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,133 A mere 400 big ones. 381 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,710 Oh, it's a fine piece of machinery, Pete. 382 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,586 But I'm afraid my cash flow is at low tide. 383 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,511 No problem. I'll float you a loan, 384 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,842 And you write me out a U-O-me. 385 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,931 Well, okey-doke, Pete. 386 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,564 Fine, here's your 400 simoleons. 387 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,056 And here's 400 for the ice cream maker. 388 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,317 Okay, now we're... 389 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,028 Ooh, ah! 390 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,617 Uh, uh, say, Goof, 391 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,199 Can you break a 10 for me? 392 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,453 Sorry, Pete, only got change for a three. 393 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,657 That's okay. If you give me three, 394 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,497 I'll give you 10 back, and you can owe me the rest. 395 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,543 Now I don't have a five, so let me give you these three twenties. 396 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,747 Now, four is 12 is 129, 397 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,547 you carry that to the fifth dimension, 398 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,130 round it off to the nearest fraction makes it 270, am I right? 399 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,798 Uh, I never had much of a head for figures. 400 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,308 I know. What am I thinking? I still owe you for the seven. 401 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,180 Compounded quarterly, that makes it 375. 402 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,729 And, you know, I'm a little short, 403 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,901 so you better take this 82 as collateral. 404 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,022 And there! We're even! 405 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,154 We are? 406 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,362 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, we finished all the chores, 15 times each, 407 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,525 and minus room and board and all the usual taxes, 408 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,445 you owe me 219 big ones! 409 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,164 And 181 for me. 410 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,583 [Peg] that's right, my little mutual fund. 411 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,122 I checked the figures myself. 412 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,785 100, 189, 219, 413 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:37,297 300, 350, 400... 414 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,090 [P.J.] here you go, mr. G. 415 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,125 [Pistol] all you need to pay off your mortgage! 416 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,391 Well, would you look-y here! 417 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:48,353 Ahyuck. It's my mortgage money, all $400! 418 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,523 Ahyuck. Well, maybe you'll need more, 419 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,983 why take chances? Here's another 100. 420 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,475 Oh, don't want to cut it too close, take an extra 50... 421 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,896 Nah, just take the whole wallet, and this ring, 422 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,697 and here's my car keys, and my Italian shoes, 423 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,820 and some credit cards. 424 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,198 [stammering] Wait a minute, what about the shirt off my back? 425 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,504 And an IOU and a U-O-me, E-I-E-I-O, 426 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,371 With a blank check here and a blank check there, 427 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,956 I'm going to strangle you right now! 428 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,711 [laughing maniacally] 429 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,462 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 430 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,086 [theme music playing] 431 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:46,740 Yeah!