AH-HYUCK!
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
- ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ - YES!
♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪
- ♪ YEAH ♪ - ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
- ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ - AAH!
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
- ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
- GAWRSH! - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[RADIO ANNOUNCER] 80 DEGREES AND SUNSHINE HERE IN SPOONERVILLE.
GREAT WEATHER FOR THE 10th ANNUAL WATER CARNIVAL.
AND, HEY, DON'T FORGET THE BIG BATHTUB RACE TOMORROW.
YOU CAN SIGN UP AT HONEST PETE'S USED CARS,
OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE RACE AGAIN THIS YEAR.
LET'S TRY THE WHALE O' FORTUNE NEXT.
YOU TRY. I HAVEN'T WON A THING ALL DAY.
COME ON, PEEJ. WHATCHA GOT TO LOSE?
CAN'T I WIN EVEN ONCE?
AND FIRST ONE TO GET THEIR TUB THROUGH THE WOODS,
ACROSS THE LAKE,
AND BACK ACROSS THE FINISH LINE,
- WINS A THOUSAND BUCKS-- - DAD, EXCUSE ME. DAD?
- ...FROM PETE'S USED CARS. - DAD! DAD!
WHAT!
CAN I BE ON YOUR RACING TEAM?
OH, SORRY, SON. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE QUITE READY YET.
- MAYBE NEXT YEAR. - MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
SO, WHO'S GONNA THROW THEIR TUB IN THE RING?
FORGET IT, PETE! YOU WON THE LAST 10 YEARS IN A ROW!
AIN'T NO ONE DUMB ENOUGH TO RACE AGAINST YOU!
OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
PALM TREES WILL GROW IN SIBERIA BEFORE DAD LETS ME ON HIS TEAM.
SAY, PJ, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN OUR TEAM?
COOL, DAD! RAD IDEA!
WELL, THANKS, MR. G., BUT...
DON'T YOU GUYS ALWAYS, UH... LOSE?
YEP! EVERY YEAR FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS.
BUT NOT THIS YEAR. GOT SOMETHING NEW UP MY SLEEVE.
ME AND MAX ARE GONNA BE NUMERO UNO.
[LAUGHING]
WITH THAT OLD TUB YOU RIP OUT OF YOUR BATHROOM EVERY YEAR?
WE'LL SEE, PETEY. THE PROOF IS IN THE RACING.
PETE: OH, YEAH?
HMM. STILL, BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN BE OUT A THOUSAND BUCKS.
READY, BOYS?
LET 'ER RIP!
WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
SAME OLD TUB, SAME OLD GOOF!
NO THREAT THERE!
HYUCK! OLD TUB'S RARING TO GO.
ISN'T THIS THE SAME ONE YOU'VE LOST WITH EVERY YEAR?
IT WON'T BE AFTER A FEW TOP SECRET IMPROVEMENTS.
OF COURSE, WE WOULDN'T WANT YOUR DAD SPYING, SO...
WHAT THE--
I KNEW IT. HE'S HIDING SOMETHING!
REMEMBER, PEEJ. THIS STUFF'S MORE SECRET THAN MY REPORT CARD.
YOU GOTTA SWEAR YOU WON'T BREATHE A WORD TO YOUR DAD.
UH, O.K.
♪ I'LL EAT A BUG AND TURN TO DUST ♪
♪ BEFORE I BREAK THIS SACRED TRUST, HUH ♪
O.K., HERE'S THE PLAN.
[PETE SHOUTING] PJ!
OH... BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU BELLOWED, DAD?
WELL, THERE'S MY BOY.
LET'S TALK FATHER TO SON, MAN TO MAN,
TUBSTER TO TUBSTER.
BEAUTY, AIN'T SHE?
THE BEST RACING TUB MONEY COULD BUY.
OH, MAN, MR. G'S GONNA NEED A MIRACLE TO WIN.
SON, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.
I THINK YOU'RE FINALLY READY TO BE ON MY TEAM.
[SPITS] REALLY?
I WANT TO SHARE MY TROPHY, MY PRIZE MONEY, MY GLORY.
WOW!
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I GUESS I'D BETTER GO TELL MAX AND MR. G
I'M NOT ON THEIR TEAM ANYMORE.
WHY, YES, YOU SHOULD, SON.
BUT FIRST, LET ME PRESENT YOU
WITH YOUR OFFICIAL TEAM PETE HAT.
OF COURSE, AS AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF TEAM PETE,
EVERYTHING YOU SEE AND HEAR IS TOP SECRET.
SO, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THE OFFICIAL PETE FAMILY PLEDGE.
♪ CHOP ME OFF THE FAMILY TREE ♪
♪ IF I SHOULD EVER TELL ON THEE! ♪
UM, TELL WHAT, DAD?
YOU'LL FIND OUT, TEAMMATE.
NOW, JUST RUN ALONG AND BREAK THE NEWS TO YOUR PALS.
OH, AND, WELCOME ABOARD, SON!
YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG HELP!
[SNICKERS] MORE HELP THAN YOU KNOW.
UM, MAX, UH... ABOUT THE RACE--
WATCH THIS, PJ-- THE SECRET OF HOW WE'RE GONNA WIN.
YUP! WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT TRIPPED US UP ALL THESE YEARS-- MOTHER NATURE!
BUT MAX, THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY SHOULD TELL YOU--
EVERY YEAR, THE RACE COURSE GETS MUDDIER THAN A LOUISIANA SWAMP.
- BUT THE PROBLEM-- - FUNNY HOW IT ONLY HAPPENS ON RACE DAY.
COME TO THINK OF IT,
IT HADN'T EVEN RAINED!
AIN'T MOTHER NATURE AMAZING?
AIN'T IT AMAZING WHAT THE OFFICIAL RACE SPONSOR
CAN DO WITH A GARDEN HOSE?
[CHUCKLES]
MOTHER NATURE!
[LAUGHING]
SECRET PLANS, EH?
THE ONLY THING YOU GOT UP YOUR SLEEVE IS AN ELBOW!
[GOOFY] WELL, THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA SAIL
THROUGH THAT SLIME WITH FLYING FLIPPERS.
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
HUH?
OH, GETTING SMART, EH?
THEN EVERY WE TRIED TO CROSS THE LAKE, CHOW TIME.
[LAUGHING]
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM FLORIDA.
LET'S SEE YOU FIND A WAY AROUND THOSE TEETH.
GRANMAMMY'S RECIPE FOR SALT WATER TAFFY.
SINK YOUR TEETH INTO THAT
AND YOU WON'T GET THEM OUT FOR DAYS.
[STRAINING]
OHH...
HARBOR SHIPPING AND RECEIVING?
PETE, HERE.
SEND THE GATORS BACK TO FLORIDA.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A GOOF.
FINALLY, HOBKNOB HILL.
MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MIGHTY HUNGRY GOPHERS AROUND.
GOPHERS! WHY, I DUG MORE HOLES IN THAT HILL
THAN THE GOOF'S GOT IN HIS HEAD.
WATCH THIS, PEEJ!
[HEAVY BREATHING]
ALL RIGHT! WE'RE GONNA WIN!
YEAH, IF HE DOESN'T GET A TRIPLE HERNIA FIRST.
WHY NOT JUST USE A GAS ENGINE OR SOMETHING?
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS, BOY!
SAYS RIGHT HERE IN YOUR DAD'S OFFICIAL RULE BOOK,
ALL BATHTUBS GOTTA BE MUSCLE POWERED OR YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.
WORSE THAN THAT, YOU'D BE CHEATING.
OOH, HEAVEN FORBID!
WHAT A GEEK!
NO WAY AM I GONNA LET THAT GOOF BE TOP TUB.
SO WHAT IF IT TAKES EXTRA WORK THIS YEAR?
I'VE GOT AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS.
SO, UM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MADE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND, OKAY?
BUT POP SORTA WANTS ME ON HIS TEAM AFTER ALL.
JUST REMEMBER, YOU SWORE NOT TO SNITCH ON OUR SECRETS, OKAY?
[PETE SHOUTS] PJ!
OH, I GOTTA GO! DON'T WORRY, I DIDN'T TELL MY DAD A THING.
TIE IT NICE AND TIGHT, NOW!
OOH, CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL, SON.
WHY, IF IT RAINS, THE ROAD WILL GET ALL MUDDY.
WOULDN'T WANT GOOFY GETTING STUCK, NOW, WOULD WE?
OH, GEE, POP, THAT'S MIGHTY FAIR OF YOU.
[CHUCKLES] YEAH, ISN'T IT THE TRUTH?
THAT-A-BOY!
[STRAINING]
WOULD HAVE CLEANED UP THIS ALLIGATOR BREEDING GROUND YEARS AGO,
EXCEPT I DIDN'T HAVE A TEAMMATE TO HELP ME.
NEXT TIME ONE OF THOSE NASTY SNAPPERS
TRIES TO PUT THE BITE A BATHTUB RACER,
WE'LL HITCH HIS BELLY TO A ROCK. SEE?
UM, DAD, WHAT IF GOOFY'S BATHTUB HITS ONE OF THOSE THINGS, HUH?
SAY, GOOD POINT, SON.
AW, NO PROBLEM.
ACCORDING TO THIS OFFICIAL MAP,
THE RACE COURSE IS CLEAR ON THE OTHER END OF THE LAKE.
WHEW!
YOU SURE DID A GREAT JOB
FILLING IN THOSE BOOBY-- UH, GOPHER HOLES, SON.
[CHUCKLES] ATTABOY, KEEP HER COMING.
NOT TO COMPLAIN, DAD,
BUT HOW IS THIS THING A SAFETY FEATURE?
SHARP KID. NO, IT'S A MEMORIAL. GOING COMMISSION A SCULPTOR
TO CARVE THE WINNERS' FACES IN STONE.
WOW!
WHY, IT'LL BE THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF TUB RACING.
AND SINCE YOU'RE ON MY TEAM,
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR MUG ON THE MOUNTAIN.
REALLY? OH, GEE, THANKS, POP!
MY PLEASURE, BOY.
[LAUGHING]
MY PLEASURE.
WATCH THIS, PJ.
NOT NOW, MAX.
IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING.
MAX?
[VOICES ON FAST FORWARD]
WATCH THIS, PJ.
[LAUGHING]
OH, NO! MY DAD'S A SPY!
BUT HOW DID HE GET THOSE PICTURES?
I GOT THE PICTURES!
OH, MAX IS GONNA THINK I CHEATED.
HMM...
NOW TO CHANGE THE MAP SO AS GOOFY RUNS
RIGHT INTO THE LAKE.
BOOBY TRAPPING THE RACE COURSE, HUH?
DAD, THIS IS LOW DOWN, DISHONEST CHEATING!
DISHONEST CHEATING? ME?
WHY, I DON'T HAVE A DISHONEST BONE IN MY BODY.
THIS HERE'S HONEST CHEATING.
YOU'VE GOT TO UPHOLD OUR GOOD NAME.
YOU WANT TO LOSE, DO YOU?
I DON'T WANT TO WIN IF IT MEANS CHEATING MAX.
I'M GONNA TELL HIM THE RACE IS BOOBY-TRAPPED.
BUT, SON, YOU GAVE ME YOUR WORD.
IS IT RIGHT TO WELCH ON A PROMISE?
WELL, NO, IT'S WRONG, BUT--
RIGHT! SO IF TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT,
IT'S TWICE AS WRONG TO RIGHT A WRONG
BY DOING SOMETHING WRONG TO RIGHT IT, RIGHT?
BUT-- BUT--
AND NOW THAT YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND
THE SIMPLICITIES OF LIFE,
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR THIS!
YOUR COMING OF AGE, OFFICIAL PETE TIE.
- CONGRATULATIONS, SON! - BUT I DON'T THINK--
- OH... - NOW GET SOME SLEEP.
SO WHO DO I BREAK MY PROMISE TO-- MAX OR DAD?
GENTLEMEN, TO YOUR TUBS!
GOOD LUCK, GOOF.
AND MAY THE BEST TUB WIN.
SAY, DON'T FORGET YOUR OFFICIAL MAP OF THE RACE COURSE.
HERE YOU GO, NAVIGATOR.
MAX, BEFORE YOU GO, IS IT RIGHT TO BE WRONG?
- HUH? - ON YOUR MARKS...
I MEAN, IF YOU HAD A FRIEND, OKAY,
WHO'D DONE NO WRONG BUT WAS TRYING TO BE RIGHT.
- GET SET... - I-- I MEAN,
SUPPOSE THIS FRIEND OF YOURS-- WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF HE--
GO!
JUST TO SHOW YOU, HONEST PETE PLAYS FAIR AND SQUARE,
I'VE GIVEN MY COMPETITION A BIG HEAD START!
SO I CAN FOLLOW AND WATCH THE FUN.
SAY, DAD, GONNA BE A LONG RACE.
I GOTTA TAKE A SHORT CUT-- I MEAN, MAKE A PIT STOP--
DON'T WORRY! I'LL CATCH UP! BYE!
HUH?
I'VE GOT TO DE-BOOB THE BOOBY TRAPS.
WHOA!
HYUCK! ISN'T THAT THOUGHTFUL?
SOMEBODY LAID A CARPET WHERE THAT NASTY OLD MUD HOLE USED TO BE.
OUCH!
PJ? DAD, I COULD'VE SWORN I JUST HEARD PJ.
OOF!
CAN'T STOP NOW.
GONNA HAVE TO BE ONE OF THEM UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
THE GOOF GOT LOOSE?
WELL, WAIT TILL HE HITS THE LAKE.
LAKE... I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE LAKE.
SORRY I'M LATE, POP.
NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT THE SHOWER RUNNING.
BACK IN A FLASH!
HYUCK! ANCHORS AWEIGH!
[GLUB GLUB]
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THE OLD TUB.
FEELS LIKE SHE'S DRAGGING A TON OF BRICKS.
[LAUGHING]
I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A NICE LONG LUNCH.
THAT GOOF'S GOING NOWHERE.
WHAT COULD BE HOLDING US BACK?
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
D-D-DAD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS,
BUT I SAW A SEA MONSTER WITH PJ's FACE!
YAAA-HOO-HOO- HOO-HOO-HOO!
[GLUB GLUB GLUB]
THAT KID OF MINE MUST HAVE SLIPPED UP ON HIS SLIP KNOTS!
THIS TIME I'LL TRAP THAT GOOF MYSELF.
HOBKNOB HILL'S GONNA BE HIS LAST A-HYUCK.
WHOA!
FIRST I WAS HEARING PJ,
AND THEN I WAS SEEING HIM,
AND NOW I COULD SWEAR I JUST HEARD HIM AGAIN.
MAYBE ALL THIS RACING FEVER'S GIVING YOU HALLUCINATIONS.
HUH? WELL, THIS IS NO HALLUCINATION.
WE WERE SABOTAGED!
PJ's KNIFE!
THAT CREEP! IT WAS HIM!
HE MUST HAVE TOLD PETE OUR PLANS!
[HORN HONKING DIXIE]
SAYONARA, SUCKERS!
PETEY'S ON A ROLL!
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
CAN'T RISK USING THE ENGINE THIS CLOSE TO TOWN.
BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMEBODY SAW IT
AND I GOT DISQUALIFIED.
I GOTTA TRY AND BRACE HER BEFORE DAD--
OH, NO!
THOUGHT I SMELLED SOMETHING FUNNY.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS. SKUNK!
MAX, I'M SORRY, MAN. I TRIED TO STOP IT.
I KNOW WHAT THIS MUST LOOK LIKE, BUT--
PEEJ, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
- BUT I DIDN'T DO IT! - YEAH, RIGHT!
I MEAN, DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
I WAS DOING WHAT I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO, YOU KNOW?
YOU WANTED TO WIN, NOW YOU WON. HAPPY?
BUT MAX, I ONLY TRYING TO HELP.
YOU WANT TO HELP?
THEN HELP ME MAKE SURE I NEVER SEE YOUR SLIMY FACE AGAIN!
GAWRSH, MAX, NEVER'S AN AWFUL LONG TIME.
NOT LONG ENOUGH. NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET AIRBORNE.
NO USE. WE NEED MORE LIFT.
GOT JUST THE THING.
BUBBLE GUM. BROUGHT IT IN CASE WE SPRUNG A LEAK.
I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT BEING
JUNIOR NATIONAL BUBBLEGUM BLOWING CHAMP?
MR. G!
IF ONLY HE COULD WIN.
HI, DAD!
SOME TEAMMATE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
OH, YOU KNOW, CHECKING OUT THE GOOFS ON THE WRONG END OF A ROCK PILE.
MAN, TALK ABOUT LOSERS.
WELL, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A WINNER, SON?
GREAT! BUT COULDN'T YOU HELP ME FIX MY TIE?
YOU SEE, I WANNA LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN WE GET OUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER.
WHY NOT? GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
GREAT, DAD. OH, AND HOW'S MY HAIR?
I WANNA MAKE SURE IT'S STICKING UP JUST THE WAY YOURS DOES.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THE FAMILY IMAGE.
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD!
A PLANE! NO, IT'S--
SUPERGOOF?
HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!
NOPE! ACCORDING TO YOUR RULEBOOK,
IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL, LONG AS HE'S DOING IT WITH HIS OWN MUSCLES.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE TO WIN!
DAD! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, MAX, BUT--
WHOA!
YES! WAY TO HAUL PORCELAIN!
NO-O-O-O!
IT'S A PHOTO FINISH, FOLKS!
YOU'RE OFF OF MY TEAM! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WIN IF YOU CAN'T FOLLOW ORDERS?
AND YOU LET THAT GOOF SLIP RIGHT OUTTA MY BOOBY TRAPS!
TRAPS, HUH?
"HONEST PETE"?
OOPS!
NOW, NOW, PALLY, YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG.
NOW, DON'T GO JUMPING TO NO FALSE CONTUSIONS.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS--
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT. LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE.
AHEM! IT LOOKS LIKE HONEST PETE
CROSSED THE FINISH LINE AN INCH AHEAD OF GOOFY.
HEY! THAT MEANS I WON!
BUT WHAT'S THIS FLAME COMING FROM THE BACK OF HIS TUB?
WHAT!
WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A FIGMENT OF REFLECTION,
A DEFECT IN THE FILM, THE COLOR'S ALL WRONG.
AHEM! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SEEING A HOW HONEST PETE'S WON THIS RACE SO MANY TIMES,
THIS YEAR, I'M GONNA GENEROUSLY GIVE THE GRAND PRIZE
TO MY HONORABLE OPPONENT HERE,
- GOOFY. - YES!
GAWRSH, MIGHTY SPORTING OF YOU, PETEY.
YEAH, DON'T MENTION IT.
EVER AGAIN.
OH, DAD, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
SEEING AS HOW I'M NO LONGER ON YOUR TEAM...
UH-OH, DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT.
YOU'RE NO LONGER IN MY WILL, EITHER, YOU LITTLE WEASEL.
SORRY, PEEJ.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WASN'T YOU.
TELL ME THE TRUTH. IT WAS YOUR DAD CHEATING ALL ALONG, HUH?
I MEAN, AM I RIGHT OR WRONG?
AH! RIGHT OR WRONG? IT'S A HEAVY QUESTION, MAN.
'CAUSE, YOU SEE, THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY OPPOSITE, YOU KNOW?
OKAY. YOU SEE, TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT, RIGHT? BUT...
♪ GIMME A BEAT ♪
YEAH!