1
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Ah-hyuck!

2
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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

3
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♪ Like father, like son ♪

4
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♪ You're always number one ♪

5
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[both] Yes!

6
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♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪

7
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Yeah!

8
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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

9
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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

10
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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

11
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Whoa!

12
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♪ A real good time ♪

13
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Aah!

14
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

15
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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

16
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♪ Always stick together ♪

17
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

18
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

19
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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

20
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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

21
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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

22
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

23
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♪ And we always stick together ♪

24
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Gawrsh!

25
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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

26
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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

27
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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

28
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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

29
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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

30
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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

31
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Yeah!

32
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[snoring]

33
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[Pete] Gangway!

34
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[alarm sounds]

35
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Whoo ha!

36
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[whimpering]

37
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[meows]

38
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[snickers]

39
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[meows]

40
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[laughing]

41
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[snickers]

42
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Whoo!

43
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[chittering]

44
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Uh-oh.

45
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Aah!

46
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Aah!

47
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[coughs]

48
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[yowling]

49
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[crash]

50
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[Pete] Will you get off of me?

51
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[shouting]

52
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Whoa, nellie!

53
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Ah...

54
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Ah-choo!

55
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I hate flowers.

56
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[humming]

57
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Perfect! Ah-hyuck!

58
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Hmmph!

59
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Rrrr.

60
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Ohh!

61
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Dang defective equipment.

62
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Now don't go away.

63
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I'll be back in a jiffy. Ah-hyuck!

64
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Oh, wow!

65
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Perfect.

66
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Here ya go, little feller.

67
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Your new home.

68
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-[rumbling]
-Huh?

69
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Spring plantin'. Ah-hyuck!

70
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[panting]

71
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Uhh!

72
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W-w-whoa.

73
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W-w-w-whoa!

74
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All gardenin' takes is
a little tender lovin' care.

75
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Ah-hyuck!

76
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Hmm. Somethin' funny's goin'
on around here.

77
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[grunts]

78
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Arrgh! Ooh!

79
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Whoa!

80
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

81
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Ooh, a wise guy, huh?

82
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See how he likes takin' a bath.

83
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[gulps]

84
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This is the only way
for a real man to relax.

85
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[belch] Mm.

86
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I wonder if the Pegster

87
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will let me keep this puppy
in the bedroom.

88
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Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

89
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I brought you more of your favoritest
mixed nuts

90
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that you love so very, very, very much.

91
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Aw, ain't that sweet?

92
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Whadaya you want?

93
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I want you to play with me.

94
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Oh, sweet tooth, Daddy's pooped.

95
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Find somebody else to make miserable--

96
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I mean play with.

97
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OK! [giggles]

98
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No, no, no, no. It's no use beggin'.

99
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You know I love my Pistolkins, but...

100
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OK?

101
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Look, Daddy.

102
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My new friend likes mixed nuts, too!

103
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[burps]

104
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[Pete] Get away from that critter, baby!
It's a wild animal!

105
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And he's not gonna ruin my yard.

106
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But, Daddy, he's my friend.

107
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[Pete] Yeah? Well,
in a minute he'll be your ex-friend!

108
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This oughta fix the little varmint.

109
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Run, gopher, run!

110
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Pistol, come back here!

111
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Whoa! Waa!

112
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Bbllbb! Bbllbb!

113
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Bbllbb! Bbllbb!

114
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Duh-oh!

115
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Oh, my gawrsh!

116
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I fixed the wrong little varmint.

117
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"I fixed the wrong little varmint".

118
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I oughta just--

119
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[gasps] Look!

120
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Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

121
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Yeow!

122
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Ow! Ow! Ow!

123
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My mower!

124
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My gopher!

125
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[both] Pistol!

126
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[Pistol] Help!

127
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[both panting]

128
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[Pistol] Hi, Daddy.

129
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[both] Hello, Pistol.

130
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Pistol?

131
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[panting] A-wow!

132
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Oh, come on, ya big galoot!

133
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Speak to Mommy.

134
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Pete-ums, sweetums, talk to me.

135
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It's me,
your pineapple upside-down cake.

136
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Can petey have a pony for Christmas? Mmm.

137
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Gawrsh! We better get him
to the infirmiary--

138
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the informer-- the hospital!

139
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I'll drive.

140
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[horn honks]

141
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[whinnying like horses]

142
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[horn honks]

143
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[burps]

144
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[burps]

145
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[nibbling]

146
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[Doctor] Mrs. Pete?

147
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Yes, Doctor?

148
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Your husband's head is fine--

149
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back to normal anyway.

150
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It's difficult to dent solid ivory.

151
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[blowing raspberry]
Don't I know it. Thank you, Doctor.

152
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No problem.

153
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We'll shoot a few more
X-rays to make sure,

154
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and then you may take him home.

155
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And, you, well,

156
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soon your papa will be with you again,

157
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you strange, hairy little boy. Heh heh.

158
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[laughs]
That's not a strange, hairy little boy.

159
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That's my gopher.

160
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Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Of course it's your gopher. Ha ha ha.

161
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A gopher?

162
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[honk]

163
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Get this beast out!

164
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This is a hospital, not a cartoon!

165
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Halt! Stop! Desist! Cease!

166
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But, Mommy, I don't wanna go
to the sweetheart's dance.

167
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Ooh! Ha! Ooh!

168
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No fair ticklin'! Ha ha ha ha!

169
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[Doctor] All right. Just a few pics
of his chest, and we're through.

170
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Smile!

171
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[Pete snoring]

172
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[chittering]

173
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[Pete] Huh?

174
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[man 1] Hey, this is horrible.

175
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-What?
-[man 1] It's disgusting.

176
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How could the poor guy let it get so bad?

177
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[man 2] I don't even think rippin' it out

178
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and startin' over would do any good.

179
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Oh, my gawrsh.

180
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[man 1] Uh-uh. Nope. Over now. Forget it.

181
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There's nothing we can do for him.
[blowing raspberry] It's all over.

182
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,630
All over?

183
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,302
Mama.

184
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,554
[man 1] Yep. Definitely the end
of the line for this puppy.

185
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,847
Nah, it's impossible.
I ain't listenin' to this. [mumbling]

186
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,807
Maybe we could fix the problem
if we ripped out a few more sinks.

187
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,066
Hey, hey, Toby,
now you're cookin' with gas.

188
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,068
[stammers] What is this messy mess
you're making? What?

189
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,937
We're repairing a leaky faucet.

190
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,948
But we didn't have the right washer,

191
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,030
so we had to improv-- uh...
make it up as we go along.

192
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Out, out, before I improv--
make up you! Get out!

193
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,656
Doc, I was wonderin'--

194
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Whoa! Ow! Uh-oh!

195
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And what do you want?

196
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,383
I suppose you want to ruin
my faucets, too, huh?

197
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,416
I wouldn't think of it, Doc.

198
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,716
I just want to see
how my pal Pete's doin'.

199
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,220
Oh, well, that's all right, then.

200
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,552
We'll-We'll look at his X-rays.

201
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,309
I can't stand it!
I have to know the truth!

202
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,733
So how is old Petey boy, Doc?

203
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,108
Well, I... I don't believe this.

204
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,647
Is it bad?

205
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,653
Bad?

206
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,151
Bad?

207
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,649
[laughing]

208
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,817
I'm a medical joke,

209
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,946
a riddle of mother nature.

210
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,453
[laughing]

211
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,294
Serious, huh?

212
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,922
Are you kidding? Ha ha ha!

213
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,250
According to this silly X-ray,

214
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,085
your buddy's either--
ha ha ha-- terminal

215
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,673
or he's a gopher.

216
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,506
Gopher? Don't you mean goner, Doc?

217
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,182
Goner? Gopher?

218
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,141
Don't interrupt. I'm on a roll here.

219
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,772
Now... how often do you think

220
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,059
we find something
to laugh at around here?

221
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,313
Now where was I?

222
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,265
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Gopher.

223
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,895
Listen to this one.

224
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:54,244
I don't think your pal will
last past Groundhog Day!

225
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,660
Ha ha ha ha! You get it?

226
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,575
No. I think it's Pete that's got it.

227
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,998
That's a good one!

228
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,828
Ha ha ha ha!

229
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,963
How about this one?

230
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,580
[clears throat]
The old boy will probably croak

231
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,087
if he sees his own shadow.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

232
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,506
Gawrsh. Poor Petey.

233
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,550
Yeah.

234
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,432
Gawrsh. Poor Petey.

235
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,635
Come on, let's go try
this out on Peter, huh?

236
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,219
Never mind, Doc. I heard everything.

237
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,388
Oh, fudge!
Then you might as well go home.

238
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:29,148
There's nothing more
we can do for you here.

239
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,900
Oh, listen, Doc,
don't tell all this stuff to my family.

240
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:33,994
What's the use?

241
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:37,069
They probably don't have
any sense of humor, either.

242
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,369
Can't say much for his bedside manner.

243
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:44,290
You know, Goof,
it's not that I'm afraid to die.

244
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,961
I just don't want to be there
when it happens.

245
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,120
[sobs]

246
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,668
Don't worry, Petey.
You always got me.

247
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,049
[sobbing]

248
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,256
[Pete] Nipped in the bud.

249
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,103
That's where life's nipped me--

250
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,313
right in my bud.

251
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,983
What's the world gonna do
without sweet, amiable me?

252
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,324
Beat it, ya mutt!

253
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,281
Can't you see I'm being profound?

254
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:21,072
That dumb dog really
got my gopher beatin' that time.

255
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:25,542
Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Sweet and amiable...

256
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,250
Loved by all for my sunny disposition.

257
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,674
Lift your feet!

258
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,672
Yes, ma'am.

259
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,463
What'll she do without me?

260
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:40,298
And P.J. and Pistolkins?

261
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,892
And that stupid chain saw?

262
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,266
But I can make a difference
while I'm still here.

263
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,979
And I will!

264
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,266
Now enjoy that if you know
what's good for ya!

265
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,944
Huh?

266
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,323
What are we up to now, Peter?

267
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,781
Aw, let me do this for you, corn nut.

268
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,026
Are you all right, Pete?

269
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,034
Well, of course I'm all right.

270
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,043
Can't a hubby do his lambykins
a favor once in a while? Hmm?

271
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,121
I think he got bumped harder
than I thought.

272
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,126
Let me see now. Ahh!

273
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,880
No wonder women think this is hard work.

274
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,131
They don't have it turned up enough.

275
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,093
Whoa-ohh!

276
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,550
Aah! Help! Stop!

277
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,426
No, no, no! Let go!

278
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,683
[shouting]

279
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,099
Now I gotcha!

280
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,986
[whimpering]

281
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:45,118
Thank you so much for your help, dear.

282
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,540
You're welcome, pumpkinface.

283
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:51,119
Now why don't you go help someone else...
[sarcastic laugh]

284
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,286
In Australia?

285
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:59,666
And-And here's my combo
fish scaler-power sander

286
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,086
and my Russian army jackhammer.

287
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,545
Oh, and my weed chomper,

288
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,346
and radial foot saw,

289
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,181
and here's my portable oil Derrick.

290
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,935
Oh, gawrsh, Pete.

291
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,938
I don't know what to say.

292
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,687
Nothin', neighbour.

293
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,942
All I ask is you love them
like I did-- do-- have.

294
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,856
I'll love 'em like they was family.

295
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,106
Whoa!

296
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,067
Aah-hoo-hoo!

297
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,197
Aah! Yow!

298
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,164
If I wasn't gonna die, he would be.

299
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,127
Uh... Here ya go, P.J.

300
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,959
I thought you might need these, son--

301
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,014
power ties.

302
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,428
You're gonna need these
if you wanna grow up like your old dad.

303
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,589
With this one, you can sell anything.

304
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,928
And this-this makes you a better driver.

305
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,725
And this is for old girlfriends.

306
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,308
This baby will get you
lots of new girlfriends. Ha ha.

307
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,435
Well? What do you think?

308
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:01,233
Uh, gosh, sir, why don't you keep 'em
and maybe I'll borrow 'em later?

309
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,067
Later.

310
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,573
Oh. No, no, son.

311
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,204
It's better you should have them now,

312
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,241
well, for good luck.

313
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,083
They're really... something, Mr. P.

314
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,450
Here, you little Goofette.

315
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,409
Now don't spend it all in one place.

316
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,878
[both] Wow!

317
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,342
Man, wonder what's wrong with him.

318
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,179
[Pete] Pistol! Oh, pistolface.

319
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,885
There you are, sweet corn.

320
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,814
But...

321
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,729
This is the troublemaker
that wrecked my life--

322
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,098
I mean mower.

323
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,135
Why, I'm gonna--

324
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,597
Daddy, don't!

325
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,727
Give me one good reason why not.

326
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,444
Because he's my friend.

327
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,527
He plays with me when you're not around.

328
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,242
When I'm not... Around?

329
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,074
You know, when you're too busy.

330
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,742
Oh! Oh, well, sure.

331
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,236
Good idea, pumpkin.

332
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,911
He-He is kind of cute

333
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,248
for a nasty, buck-toothed,
root-chewing rodent.

334
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,170
[coughing]

335
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,671
[giggles]

336
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,918
See, Daddy? He likes you.

337
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,837
What's important is he likes you, honey.

338
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,774
Now, whadaya say we have some tea

339
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,021
before earthworm breath here
eats all my mixed nuts?

340
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,771
I think you should tell 'em, Petey.

341
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:28,910
Nah. Just a lot of sloppy
goodbyes that way. [sighs]

342
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,948
Time to go seek my density
while I'm still kickin'.

343
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,582
Your density? Gawrsh.

344
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,542
Ever since I was a little spud,

345
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,128
I wanted to be a Hollywood stuntman,

346
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,879
but I was too scared--

347
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,671
I mean smart to try it.

348
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,167
But now's my chance
to do somethin' spiffy

349
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,588
with what I got left!

350
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:53,008
Yeah, you ran outta good smarts
a long time ago.

351
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,216
Thanks, Goof.

352
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,727
Take care of things for me, pal.

353
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,098
You can count on me, Pete.

354
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,265
Just remember--
things can only get better.

355
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,403
[thud]

356
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,032
[Pete] Eeuuie.

357
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,489
Grrr.

358
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,859
I told ya to wear a hat.

359
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:13,704
[doorbell rings]

360
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,913
[Peg]
Goofy, open up! I need to speak to you!

361
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,497
Goofy!

362
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,370
Oh, hiya, Peg.

363
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,077
Don't you "Hiya, Peg" me!

364
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,708
What's my big pinhead
of a husband up to now?

365
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,634
"I have gone to seek my density".

366
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,125
Honestly! His density is right here,

367
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,007
and she wants to now what's going on!

368
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,852
And I want to know
why he's decided not to pay my bill!

369
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,311
Well, Doc, Pete was a little disappointed

370
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,680
that you couldn't save him

371
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,598
from that terminal chest gopher stuff.

372
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,106
Terminal chest gopher stuff?

373
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,570
What terminal chest gopher stuff?

374
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,569
[nervous chuckle]
I was making a little joke,

375
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,781
and your husband didn't think
it was funny.

376
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,954
You were only jokin'?

377
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,083
Of course I was only joking.

378
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,240
Who's dumb enough to believe in something

379
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,829
as silly as terminal chest gopher,

380
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,673
for goodness' sake? Yuck!

381
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,251
I know two names for the top of the list.

382
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,917
I can't wait to hear this one.

383
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,416
I'll tell ya on the way.

384
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,508
But [stammers] does this mean
I still don't get paid?

385
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,973
Eechhh!

386
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,887
Help! Call an ambulance!

387
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:23,305
I've been kissed by a hairy little gopher!

388
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,305
[Peg] But, Goofy, where are we going?

389
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,778
[Goofy] To save Pete from his density...
I hope.

390
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,073
All right! Places, everyone!

391
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,366
Settle down!

392
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,529
You ready, sweetie?

393
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,827
Oh. Well, I've been thinking.

394
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,793
Pete, baby, honey, darling,

395
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,793
you're a stuntman now.

396
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,503
Leave the thinking to someone else.

397
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,003
Just trust me.

398
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,705
Yeah, I guess that's right.

399
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,256
All that should be in that
itsy-bitsy mind of yours

400
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,340
is how famous you're gonna be

401
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,217
when this commercial hits the big time.

402
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,054
Yeah. Famous.

403
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,426
If you pull this off,

404
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,894
you'll be a national treasure
like-- like Mount Rushmore--

405
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,888
remembered forever.

406
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,108
Yeah. Forever.

407
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,993
Prepare to meet your destiny!

408
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,990
Yeah! Destiny!

409
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,583
Mount Rushmore, here I come!

410
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,464
Got to hand it to you.

411
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,792
I never thought you'd find anyone
to do this.

412
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,168
[Goofy] But, Peg, how can you be so sure

413
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,795
this is the stunt Pete's gonna do?

414
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,343
Because of all the stunts

415
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,085
they told us were being done today,

416
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,547
only Pete would pick one this silly.

417
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,717
N-Nice view.

418
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,138
Well done, Petester!

419
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,267
All right, wind 'em up!
OK, Petey-bird!

420
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,314
You just tell us when you're ready to go.

421
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,074
I w-w-will.

422
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,742
Hurry, Goofy!
There isn't much time left!

423
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,031
He's not gonna say "go",
no matter how long we wait.

424
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,204
[director] Come on, Pete.
We can't wait forever. You promised!

425
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,036
I guess he's not as dumb as he looks.

426
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:03,999
[vehicle approaching]

427
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,124
Look out!

428
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,584
[coughing]

429
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,166
[director] What in the wide world
of camera angles is going on?

430
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,377
What?

431
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,675
Don't do it, Petey!

432
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,340
Don't go!

433
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,638
Did you hear somebody say "go?"

434
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,890
Absolutely.

435
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,971
Action!

436
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,561
Whoa!

437
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,312
Help!

438
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,435
Daddy, come down!

439
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,022
Come down is exactly what he's gonna do.

440
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,279
Like a rock.

441
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,649
[director] Nonsense.

442
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,197
The purpose of this stunt
is to reveal to the people anxious to know

443
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:43,242
the airy softness of the Pillbox
Nut-Bran muffin.

444
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,408
Yah! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

445
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,038
Aah!

446
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:52,173
Ohh! Whoa!

447
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,502
Petey! We got news for ya!

448
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,047
What is it!

449
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,222
The bad news is you hafta pay the doctor!

450
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,434
What's the good news?

451
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,182
You're gonna live!

452
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,476
I'm gonna live?

453
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,640
Yes, dear, you are,

454
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,268
at least till I get you home.

455
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,145
[sniffs]

456
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,192
Oh... Yummy.

457
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,816
[Pete] You're sure?

458
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,412
Absolutely positive!

459
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,235
Whoops.

460
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,664
Wanna bet?

461
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:31,956
Aah!

462
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,382
[crash]

463
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,473
[Peg] Oh, I'm so glad you're home, Peter.

464
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,045
And now you know better
than to keep secrets,

465
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,104
don't you, you great big mummy dummy?

466
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,220
Yes, sugar beet.

467
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,101
I'm glad my bud wasn't nipped.

468
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:53,225
Well, you just rest and eat your
mixed nuts while I fix dinner.

469
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,823
[mumbling]

470
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,069
Hey! Grrb!

471
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,820
[screams in pain] Help!

472
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,864
Get off me, you stupid little squirt!

473
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,407
Oh, boy!

474
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,951
See, Daddy?
I told you you'd like my friend.

475
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,706
I'm gonna get you for this,

476
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,209
you fuzzy little rat fink!

477
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,001
[mumbling]

478
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,167
♪ Gimme a beat ♪

479
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,256
[theme music playing]

480
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,235
Yeah!