1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:02,335 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,499 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:06,417 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,547 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,633 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,468 ♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,433 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,852 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,641 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,725 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,640 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,274 Aah! 14 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,229 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:26,525 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,689 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,776 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,486 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:39,907 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,248 ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ 22 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,752 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,424 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 24 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,343 Gawrsh! 25 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,301 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 26 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,510 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 27 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,796 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 28 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,887 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 29 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:56,972 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 30 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,847 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 31 00:00:58,933 --> 00:00:59,813 Yeah! 32 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,897 Three stinkin' weeks 33 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,822 and I haven't unloaded one stinkin' lemon! 34 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,321 [arf] 35 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:17,826 How can you think of food when my business is-- what? 36 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,621 That can't be right. 37 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,422 Oh... 38 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,749 It's all on account of that lousy low down loathsome 39 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,585 Earl's Auto! 40 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,011 They sell cars at rock-bottom prices. 41 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,800 They're even honest with their customers! 42 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:36,014 How's a guy supposed to compete with slimeball tactics like that! 43 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,756 [whimpers] 44 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,177 [man] Um, excuse me. 45 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,438 Feast your eyes on this brand-new used compact. 46 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:49,531 With fully automatic manual transmission and original Florida air in the tires! 47 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,664 Or how about this red-hot baby? 48 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,528 Genuine Argentine polyester seats. 49 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,786 Gets 32 gallons to the mile, city. 50 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,912 Sign here and we'll fill in the price later. 51 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:05,035 Uh, actually, all I wanted was directions to Earl's Auto. 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,785 Earl's Auto? 53 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:09,456 Oh, no, never mind. I see it right there. 54 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,716 Oh, don't go! 55 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,138 I'll throw in a free car air freshener! 56 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:22,273 If I don't do something soon, I'm gonna be looking for a new job. 57 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:25,978 What the-- 58 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,149 "employment opportunities"? 59 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,401 Boy... 60 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,402 "City inspector wanted." 61 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,856 Hmm... 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,656 If I could get just the right sap named inspector, 63 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:43,163 he could shut down Earl's car lot for me. 64 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,706 Course, it'd have to be somebody easy to manipulate 65 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,340 somebody on the shady side of stupid, a class-a, brainless-- 66 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,499 Hiya, Pete! 67 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,957 Ya got a nickel for the parking meter? 68 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,468 Topeka! 69 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,589 Wouldn't want to get a ticket or, uh-- 70 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,756 Hyuck! Never mind. 71 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,925 Hyuck! Gawrsh, I forgot. I walked. 72 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,225 Goofy, you're perfect. 73 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:08,769 Aw, shucks, Pete. Hyuck! You're not too bad yourself. 74 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:13,775 Goofer, has anyone ever told you how observatory you are? 75 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,530 Hmm... not that I've noticed. 76 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,703 Well, it's true! 77 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:21,701 Like how quick you picked up on not bringing your car with ya. 78 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:25,285 Aw, that was one of my finer moments. 79 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:30,173 You oughta find a job where you can use those amazing skills of yours. 80 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,301 Uh, what skills? 81 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,550 [Goofy] I don't know anything about inspectoratin'. 82 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,343 Well, what's to know? 83 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,596 You inspect a business, write 'em tickets. 84 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,812 Sounds awful complicated. 85 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,430 You could use the extra cash, couldn't you? 86 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:51,558 Don't ya want to make enough money to send your poor dumb son to college 87 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,688 and make him something better than you could ever be? 88 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,277 Gawrsh. When you put it like that... 89 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,373 Goof, you're a shoo-in for the job. 90 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,578 Oh, if you say so, Pete. 91 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,369 [Pete] Howdy. I found you the perfect inspector. 92 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,623 Goofy was made for the job. 93 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,326 He's honest, hard working, 94 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,416 knows most of the alphabet, smart as a whip. 95 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,842 How d'ya work this doohickey? 96 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,344 Hmm... Must be defective. 97 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,344 Sure, he seems a little slow on the outside, 98 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,677 but that's 'cause the gears are always turnin' on the inside! 99 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,142 Did I mention that he has an open mind, too? 100 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,773 Keeps my head nice and cool in the summer. 101 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:35,026 I-I don't know if your friend has the necessary qualifications 102 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,028 for a government position. 103 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,030 Maybe you should look a little closer at his resume. 104 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,413 Green... 105 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,449 Fresh... 106 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,583 Yours. 107 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:48,039 You think you can bribe a high ranking public official 108 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,371 who has senatorial ambitions? 109 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,381 Can he spell his own name? 110 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,383 Multiple choice? 111 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,594 He's hired. 112 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,303 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 113 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:06,103 Now, the most important quality of an inspector is his lack of mercy, 114 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:10,021 especially to putrid, lowlife, pond-suckin' used car salesmen. 115 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,271 But, uh, aren't you a putrid, lowlife, 116 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,435 pond-suckin' used car salesman? 117 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,613 Exception to the rule. 118 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:21,281 Remember, no matter how much they beg and plead for you to let 'em off, 119 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,363 you never listen to 'em. 120 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,277 An inspector never plays favorites. 121 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,617 But, uh, what if they're innocent? 122 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,622 A used car salesman's never innocent! 123 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,785 Except for me, of course. 124 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,205 Now, if you find a smudge on a car windshield, what do you do? 125 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,804 Write him up? 126 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,130 If you find dust on the hood? 127 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,386 [coughing] Throw the book at him? 128 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,349 If you can't see your face in the exhaust pipe? 129 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,806 Whaddaya do, whaddaya do, whaddaya do? 130 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,231 I don't know! 131 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,189 You don't know or you don't want to know? 132 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,939 I-- I confess! 133 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,111 I did it! 134 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,609 I ate the strawberries! 135 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,823 [sobbing] 136 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,696 Ten-hut! 137 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,619 Chest out! Gut in! Tuck in those chins, soldier! 138 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,582 It's a war out there, Goof, and you're the front line troop, see? 139 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:15,503 So go out there, and do us law-abiding citizens proud! 140 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,168 Let's say you start with, um, 141 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:21,633 oh... Earl's Auto. 142 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:28,255 Here's a few extra citation pads, pal, in case you need 'em. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 143 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,516 Gawrsh. Don't know how to thank you. 144 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,178 [coughing] That's OK, pal. 145 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,438 Always glad to help. 146 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,027 That's really not necessary. 147 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:44,985 Don't you worry, pal. I promise I'll make you proud! 148 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,452 Why, you stupid lame brain! 149 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,198 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 150 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,917 You're the best pal a pal ever had, pal! 151 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,882 Thanks, pal. 152 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,466 Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo! 153 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,721 [making airplane noises] 154 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,314 Ha-ha-ha! 155 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,139 Now, how about some more mashed potatoes, pal? 156 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,685 OK, pal! Hyuck! 157 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,399 I think my hangar still has some room in it! 158 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,980 Ah-hyuck! 159 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,395 I can't believe what I'm seeing, bunny eyes! 160 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:27,155 You're kind, you're considerate, you're polite. [chuckles] 161 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,198 What are you up to? 162 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:32,991 What makes you think I'm up to anything, Puppy Toes? 163 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,164 Oh! Oopsy! 164 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:40,707 My buddy got some gravy on him's chinny-chin-chin! 165 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,166 Maybe it's not Daddy! 166 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:47,094 Maybe it's one of the cucumber pods planted on Earth for an invasion! 167 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,135 Oh, what's the big deal here? 168 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,219 I made Goof a little celebration dinner, that's all. 169 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:58,347 Why, it's not every day my very best pal in the whole world gets made inspector 170 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,395 and shuts down Earl's Auto. 171 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,070 Heh-heh-heh. 172 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,572 I shoulda known you were acting good because you're up to no good! 173 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,953 But Pete, I didn't shut down Earl's Auto. 174 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:13,331 That's my Goof. I knew I could count-- 175 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,830 What do you mean? How many citations did you write him? 176 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,503 Oh, uh, let's see. 177 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,671 -One, two... -Yeah. Yeah. 178 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,500 -Three, four... -Yeah. Yeah. 179 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,085 -None! -What? 180 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,420 Nope, didn't write a single one. Earl passed with flying colors. 181 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,547 What? 182 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:37,141 Mm. That salad dressing doesn't have much kick to it, does it? 183 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,595 Oh. I'll give you a kick... 184 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,096 Right out the window! 185 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,317 You're not throwing Goof through that window! 186 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,989 I'm not, Possum Lips? 187 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,696 No! 188 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,825 Wha-ha-hooeey! 189 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,791 Not one customer in a month. 190 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,584 How could things get any worse? 191 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,707 [siren blaring] 192 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,003 Well, yeah, that's one way. 193 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,513 Oh, gonna have to get those brakes inspected. 194 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,677 What are you doin' here? 195 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,101 Oh, I just dropped by to inspect your business. 196 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,524 Oh, not a moment too soon. 197 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,612 Whoa ho ho! Now, come on, Goof old pal. 198 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:33,203 You're not gonna inspect your very best friend in the whole world, are you? 199 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,411 Pal. 200 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:38,621 Well, it's like you said, "an inspector never plays favorites." 201 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,245 Wouldn't wanna let ya down by not doin' my job. 202 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,339 Oh, have a little mercy, why don't ya. 203 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:49,878 Uh-uh. Like you said, "An inspector never shows mercy." 204 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,257 Please, please, please. 205 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,302 Don't make me beg. 206 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,216 You also said not to listen. 207 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,806 Will you stop doin' what I said and do what I say! 208 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:03,480 Oh, I see what you're doin'. Oh, you're testin' me. 209 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:08,321 I am not testin' you, you stupid lame-brain moron! 210 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,895 Oh, don't worry. I won't let ya down. 211 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,160 No engine. 212 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,952 But think of the gas you'll save. 213 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,662 No rearview mirror. 214 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,997 Like I always say, "Never look back." 215 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,962 No windshield. 216 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:33,344 But pickin' bugs off your teeth can be a real challenge. 217 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,974 Hate when that happens. 218 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,183 [sizzles] 219 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,896 Look, I'm not payin' these stupid tickets, see! 220 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,442 So whaddaya have to say about that? 221 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,935 Just one thing. 222 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,448 What? 223 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,699 Gonna have to shut you down. 224 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:13,302 If I never see that stupid grin again, it'll be too soon. 225 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,474 Hiya, Pete. Got great news. 226 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:23,222 You got a lotta glands steppin' foot in my house after what you did. 227 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,230 Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it. 228 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,231 I'll never again. What'd I do? 229 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,904 You shut down my car lot, you lame brain! 230 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,743 Yup, and thanks to you, Pete my pal, 231 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,409 I've been named employee of the month. 232 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:41,119 Guess, in a way, this award belongs to the both of us. 233 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,751 Whoa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 234 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:49,247 It serves you right for involving Goofy in one of your schemes. 235 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:53,514 I don't care what that poster boy for stupidity says. 236 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:57,178 I'm gonna open my car lot and sell cars! 237 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,349 You're doin' no such thing, buster. 238 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:03,428 You're not gonna break any law. 239 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:07,058 Oh, ho, ho, no. No, I'm not spending my weekends 240 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,903 draggin' our kids to the slammer 241 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,768 so that they can visit their daddy, the jailbird! 242 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,937 Do I make myself clear? 243 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,864 Yes, Dolphin Lips. 244 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,196 First, you pay the citations, then you open the lot. 245 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,042 Well, sure. I'll just get another job 246 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,789 so's I can pay for the repairs. 247 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,250 I'm a successful, resourceful businessman. 248 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,382 Why, there are plenty of things I can do. 249 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,302 Used parts! 250 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,799 Get your used car parts right here, señores. 251 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,432 Windshield wipers. 252 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,969 Keeps your windshield clear of rain and... 253 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:42,798 Mud. 254 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,887 Hubcaps! Get your hubcaps while they last. 255 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,225 Get 'em while they're round. 256 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,227 -[siren blaring] -[horn honks] 257 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,732 Hiya, Pete! 258 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,574 Oh, just dropped by to see how you're doin'. 259 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,240 You seem happier than a pig in a mud hole. 260 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,573 Why, you back-stabbin', bargain countin' bureaucratic-- 261 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,237 Really hate to do this, pal, but I got some bad news for ya. 262 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,327 Sellin' without a permit, 263 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:13,003 standin' on a freeway on-ramp, and wearin' mud on a plaid suit. 264 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,705 My suit's not plaid. 265 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,511 Windows! Wash your windows! 266 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,263 Runnin' a special on windows. 267 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,927 Three for a nickel, two for a dime. 268 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:27,925 [ding] 269 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,435 Washin' windshields without a license. 270 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,861 Feel so bad I can hardly look. 271 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:40,490 Mm-mm-mm. Havin' a 5:00 shadow at 3:00. 272 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,950 No offense. 273 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,450 And wearin' a double chin in a one-chin zone. 274 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,117 Nothin' personal. 275 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,039 [whimpering] 276 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,129 Well, how'd your day go, Peach Fuzz? 277 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,299 Oh, the usual, Chihuahua Cheeks. 278 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:01,049 [siren blaring] 279 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,552 Don't answer. Say that I'm in Nowega. 280 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,926 Tell him I'm in the hospital havin' kidney stones put in. 281 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,564 -Just don't let him-- -Hiya, Peg. Great news. 282 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,153 Thanks to all the tickets I gave ya, I got promoted. 283 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,320 I'm now the residential inspector, too. 284 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,654 [crying] 285 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,906 Gawrsh! Knew you'd be happy for me. 286 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,828 Well, no time like the present to start inspectoratin'. 287 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,332 No. Aah! 288 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:35,083 The law is the law, isn't it, Sugar Lumps? 289 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,500 Yes, Guppy Eyes. 290 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,416 Say, how's about you start with Peg's stuff? 291 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,337 Now she'll see what it's like. 292 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:49,506 Hmm, looks like this part of the house is perfect. 293 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,389 Perfect. 294 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,055 Perfect. 295 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,613 Oh, big, big trouble here. 296 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,439 Not enough stripes on your pinstripe suit. 297 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,935 I've always said it made him look chubby. 298 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:06,818 This here part of the bed doesn't have enough spring in the box spring. 299 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,616 You're inspectin' my lunch box? 300 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,291 Not enough holes in your Swiss cheese. 301 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,118 Too many holes in your belt. 302 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,786 Aah! 303 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,125 Well, Petey, looks like you're violatin' 304 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,460 every code in the code book and then some. 305 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,336 I'm real sorry, but I'm afraid you're gonna have to move out. 306 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,715 Move out? 307 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,301 I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do! 308 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,507 What are you gonna do? 309 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,640 Move out, puddin'. 310 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,055 [whistle blows] 311 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,483 Oh, just in time. My shift's over. 312 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,232 What say we call out for pizza. 313 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,124 I'm gonna get some breakfast 314 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,369 if it's the last thing I do. 315 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,368 There, I got it. 316 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,209 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, you can have the rest of my breakfast. 317 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,541 We're having bacon and eggs and pancakes and hash browns, and turkey casserole. 318 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,628 Ooh, you know what I like. 319 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,974 I'm sorry, honey, but you know Daddy's not allowed to eat anything from the house. 320 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,552 It's against the law. 321 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,061 Here, Poopsie, you're gonna be late for work. 322 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,560 You don't wanna miss rush-hour traffic. 323 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,226 That does it! I quit! 324 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,402 I'm sick of washin' windshields. 325 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,651 But if you don't work, how will you get your car lot back? 326 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,405 Well, we could sell Pistol to the circus. 327 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,988 I heard that, buster. 328 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:34,043 Nobody's sellin' anybody-- What kind of money we talkin'? 329 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,039 Pete! 330 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,500 We could have another-- oh, never mind. 331 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,080 I'll find a way out of this. 332 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:45,009 If I made inspector lamebrain, I can break him, too. 333 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:49,974 Goof, I wanna give you some advice, man-to-man, pal-to-pal. 334 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,511 Coast-to-coast? 335 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,934 Your problem is you've been too nice. 336 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,434 You gotta get tough. 337 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,425 Tough. 338 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,846 You gotta get ruthless. 339 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,104 How many O's in "ruthless"? 340 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,856 But first, you gotta get brutal. 341 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,189 Remember, there's nuthin' a boss respects more 342 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,276 than for one of his uppity underlings to cite him. 343 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,453 You mean I should give citations to the chief inspector? 344 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,714 Oh...what a terrific idea. 345 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,544 Sorry, sir, 346 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,046 but your serial numbers are out of order. 347 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,224 Sorry. Fork's on the wrong side. 348 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,015 Ah-hyuck! 349 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,602 [brakes screeching] 350 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,731 Color of your car clashes with the traffic lights. 351 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,818 [crash] 352 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,827 Of course you're exemptified from all violations 353 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,081 and can do anythin' you darn well please. 354 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,254 It's part of the fringe benefits. 355 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,745 You can run red lights... 356 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,263 Rip "do not remove" tags from pillows... 357 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,053 End sentences with prepositions. 358 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,096 What would I do that for? 359 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:21,100 Goof, I think you're beginning to get the hang of this. 360 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:27,194 And remember, the most important duty of any inspector is takin' a bribe. 361 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,783 [gulp] But I don't want to get married. 362 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,359 Bribe, ya-- not bride. Graft, payola. 363 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,026 What makes the world go round. 364 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,405 Oh, but isn't that almost illegal? 365 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,752 Would I do anything illegal? 366 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:44,169 Gawrsh, Pete, I'm sure lucky you're here. 367 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,129 Or I mighta done somethin' real stupid. 368 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,251 Yeah, glad to help. 369 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,748 Now, you go on and get out there, boy, 370 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,668 and show 'em what you're made of. 371 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:56,802 He'll be canned by the end of the day. 372 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,271 Oh, I'm sorry you can't join us for dinner, Dove Cheeks. 373 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,770 We're having your favorite meal, meat. 374 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,274 It's OK, Lava Legs. 375 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,396 My dinner's just about ready anyway. 376 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,111 [gulp] 377 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,494 [siren blaring] 378 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,611 Pete, oh, Petey! 379 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,203 Guess what. 380 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,874 I got a call that the mayor wants to see me. 381 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,213 The mayor, huh? 382 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:28,629 Yeah. Looks like all the stuff you taught me is finally payin' off. 383 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,380 Yeah, it sure does. 384 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,883 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 385 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:33,884 [honking] 386 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,970 Yeow! 387 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,723 I've gathered you all here for an important announcement 388 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,055 concerning one of my new inspectors. 389 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:48,152 Oh, he's finished for sure. 390 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,899 I can hardly watch. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 391 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:55,902 Goofy, I'd like to present you this plaque for a job well-done. 392 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,567 But he broke every law in the book. 393 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,237 Initiative, I like that. 394 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:06,410 Congratulations, Chief Inspector Goofy. 395 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:10,168 But wait. I'm the chief inspector. 396 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,921 Were chief inspector. You did a lousy job. 397 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:18,755 But you can't fire me for doing a lousy job. 398 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,183 I work for the government. 399 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,642 Well, Mr. Chief Inspector, 400 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,103 would you like to favor us with a few pearls of wisdom? 401 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,095 -Huh? -Wanna say somethin'? 402 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:34,277 Ah-hyuck. Ladies and gentlefolks and all you others. 403 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,609 Unaccustomed as I am to public speakin'-- 404 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,026 say, this floor's kinda creaky here. 405 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,775 Could be termites, y'know. 406 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:42,946 [clearing throat] 407 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,874 As I was sayin', hmm... 408 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,753 Operatin' a camera in a month with an "r" in it, huh? 409 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,791 Not enough towels in the washroom. 410 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,384 Chewin' gum under a chair, 411 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,128 too much waitin' in the waitin' room. 412 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,013 No seal on the state seal. 413 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,918 Too many digits in 9-1-1. 414 00:20:57,007 --> 00:21:00,427 Yep. Looks like I'm gonna have to shut down city hall. 415 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,761 Now what do you want? 416 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,176 My bribe. 417 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,024 All us public officials get 'em. 418 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,233 You expect me to share my-- I mean, give you money? 419 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,311 Well, I also take checks, money orders, 420 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,149 and most major credit cards with two forms of ID. 421 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,574 Why, this is an outrage! 422 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,151 Where'd you ever learn to be an inspector? 423 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,359 From my pal Pete. 424 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,907 You're fired. 425 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,366 And all the citations you wrote, 426 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,955 I now declare null and void... 427 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,588 Except for yours. 428 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,798 [slurping] 429 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,973 Dad sure must be hungry. 430 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:46,222 Well, he hasn't had anything to eat in almost a day. 431 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:48,977 Hey! 432 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,889 Whoa! 433 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,897 [horn honks] 434 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,809 Pete, guess what. 435 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,228 I already got myself a new job. 436 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,647 Now I'm a termite exterminator. 437 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,158 Yup. Since we're pals, 438 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,490 guess whose house I'm gonna start exterminatin' first. 439 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,666 [blubbering] 440 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,836 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 441 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,629 [theme music playing] 442 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,107 Yeah!