1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:01,840 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:01,918 --> 00:00:04,378 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,919 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,587 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:09,762 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,393 ♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,351 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,219 ♪ You always seem To work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,677 ♪ Can't you see You're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:18,686 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:19,808 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,063 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,356 Aah! 14 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,939 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,114 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,862 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,404 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,817 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,413 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:39,163 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,290 ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ 22 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,634 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,169 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 24 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,213 Gawrsh! 25 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,416 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 26 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:50,295 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 27 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,718 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 28 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,563 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 29 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:56,808 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 30 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,930 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 31 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,057 Yeah! 32 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,440 [indistinct chatter] 33 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,752 Yo, Pharaohs! 34 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,753 Your leader is here. 35 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,245 [cheering] 36 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:28,415 Bleh! 37 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,928 Double Behemoth burgers for everybody, 38 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,678 on the Duke! 39 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:52,533 Oh, man, what I wouldn't give for a double Behemoth burger. 40 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:54,197 How about half your face? 41 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,990 You know every time we try to get in, 42 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,744 Duke just throws us out. 43 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:02,076 "Hey! No dweebs on the Pharaohs' turf." 44 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,537 Who's a dweeb? 45 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,537 [both] We are. 46 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,627 Yeah, well, it's a free country. 47 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,924 And one of these days, I'm walkin' in there 48 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,468 and chowin' down on a big beefy one. 49 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,012 Yeah? How you gonna eat without any teeth? 50 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,556 Forget it, Max. We can't fight the Duke. 51 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,770 I mean, he's 18! 52 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,021 Yeah. 53 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:27,112 Come on, man. There are other burgers to conquer. 54 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,688 Yeah. 55 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,943 'Course, none so melt-in-your-mouth juicy, 56 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:36,197 none so rich with double-thick cheese, 57 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,991 -none so... -Put a cork in it, P.J.! 58 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,124 'Kay. 59 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,536 [humming in conga rhythm] 60 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,251 [ringing] 61 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,625 Hello. 62 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,876 Hello? 63 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,677 Musta been a wrong number. 64 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,601 [Debbie on telephone] Hello? Uncle Goofy? 65 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,272 A talkin' hot dog? 66 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,559 It's your niece, Debbie. 67 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:08,559 Ah-hyuck! Must be one of them cellular hot dogs. 68 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,226 Howdy doody, Debbie! 69 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,475 Hey, Max! Guess what? 70 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,897 Your cousin Debbie's comin' for a visit! 71 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,986 See what burger deprivation does to the brain, Peej? 72 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,703 I could have sworn I just heard my dad say... 73 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,244 You did. She'll stayin' in your room. 74 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,248 Hope you don't mind changin' the sheets. 75 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,077 My cousin? In my room? 76 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,706 Where am I sleepin'? 77 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,093 Well, with me. Where else? 78 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,960 You don't think I'd want you to sleep on the couch, 79 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,417 or with the cat or... 80 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,337 [screams] 81 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,795 Gawrsh! What's a matter with him? 82 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,306 Well, Mr. G., he's sorta havin' a bad day. 83 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,401 No, not bad enough I gotta be a dweeb, 84 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,478 now I gotta give my room to one. 85 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,321 Um, do I get the feeling you don't dig this babe? 86 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,571 Bingo, big boy. 87 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,321 Check it out! 88 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,488 Let me see that. It can't... 89 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,493 Whoa, man! Ewww! 90 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,825 That's your cousin Debbie? 91 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,791 You got it. And you can have it. 92 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,421 Who's the li'l dweeb? 93 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,748 That's me, P.J. 94 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,583 Oh. Sorry, man. 95 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,304 Not half as sorry as I was. 96 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,669 She was my babysitter for five years. 97 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,131 Gross! 98 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,626 Besides being major ugly, 99 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,298 she tried to choke me to death with baby powder 100 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,507 every chance she got. 101 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,846 Aw, you poor dude! 102 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,102 Debbie, Duke, who does everybody think I am, a kid? 103 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,515 Get no respect till I'm 105 at this rate. 104 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:35,611 Hey, that's it. 105 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,315 The target for tonight 106 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,863 is the take-out window. 107 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,656 Us and which army, Max? 108 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:42,820 Duke's still there! 109 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:45,447 Even a brainless bag o' dirt like Duke 110 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,575 wouldn't hit an old lady. 111 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,335 Aw, looky, Duke. 112 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:58,208 Together all those years, how cute! Ohh. 113 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,798 Yeah, cute. 114 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,474 Hah! It's workin', P.J. 115 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,603 Can't'cha just taste that pure beef patty meltin' in your mouth? 116 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:10,772 More like a knuckle sandwich knockin' out my molars. 117 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,107 So, uh, what can I get youse folks, huh? 118 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:20,450 [Granny voice] Well, uh, I'd like a double Behemoth, triple cheese, 119 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:25,368 Gonzo fries and a... a chocolate shake, Sonny. 120 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,790 [P.J. voice] Yeah, times... ahem... 121 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:31,208 [grandpa voice] Times two. One for me and one for Ma here. 122 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:36,999 Aw, isn't that cute? He called her Ma. 123 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,047 Yeah... 124 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,049 Huh? 125 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,050 That'll be $7.49. 126 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,799 No, ork-day, the urse-pay. 127 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,848 [Duke] Hah! Fe, fi, fo, feebs, 128 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,938 I smell a couple of geeky dweebs. 129 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,150 Let's just forget it, OK? 130 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,277 I mean, the Pharaohs have got cool cars and cool babes. 131 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,865 Which leaves us out. 132 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,870 Which lets us in! 133 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,959 We'll just blow 'em away with my new five speed Fambergazi. 134 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,380 Dream on, Max-ola. 135 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,670 That's just a picture. 136 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:29,311 This picture's gonna be worth a thousand burgers, my man. 137 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,483 Or 20 years for grand theft billboard! 138 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,938 [Max making car sounds] 139 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,990 You know the nice thing about bein' a kid? 140 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,069 If you don't blow it, 141 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,664 you might live to be an adult! 142 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,119 [all] Oooh! 143 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:51,618 -Look at those wheels! -Check out the babe, man! 144 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,413 What'd I tell ya, Peej? 145 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:57,376 Ooh, wowie, what a cool car! 146 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,589 Yeah. [gulp] Cool. 147 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,709 Huh? 148 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,797 [groans] What'll it be? 149 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:07,682 Double Behemoth, triple cheese, Gonzo fries, 150 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,301 and a chocolate shake. 151 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,757 Ahem... [high voice] Times two! 152 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:16,057 [Duke] Whoa! Check out the ice-cold Goof 153 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,104 in the red-hot car. 154 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,398 So, uh, Max, you gonna introduce me 155 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:22,533 to your babe? 156 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:26,819 [stammers] Oh, uh, right, Duke, this is uh... uh... 157 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,695 [high voice] Clarise. Hi. 158 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:32,792 Hello, Clariseee. Ooh, cool hair, 159 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:36,619 and check out the wheels! Real spiffy. 160 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,626 How 'bout takin' her for a spin? 161 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,298 Oh, uh, not right now, Duke. We're, uh... we're real hungry. 162 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,839 Oh, yeah. Haven't eaten in days. 163 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:44,882 Weeks! 164 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,134 Bummer, to be sure. 165 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,637 In that case, 166 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,638 chow down, dudes. 167 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:55,810 Oh! Uh, thanks Duke, but we're not that hungry. 168 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,805 No? Ah, too bad. 169 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,065 Shouldn't let good munchies go to waste! 170 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,985 [laughing] 171 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:14,622 -Hasty lumbago, dweebos. -[screams] 172 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,880 [laughing] 173 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,426 [Duke] No dweebs on da Pharaohs' turf! 174 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,296 [indistinct chatter] 175 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,479 [car horn honks] 176 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:46,034 Oh, that's her, my scuzzoid cuz. 177 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,363 Ahh, showtime. 178 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,333 Hi. Um, Max? 179 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,451 But you... 180 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,907 But she... [mumbling] 181 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,330 But she's right there. 182 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,792 [Max, P.J.] Debbie? 183 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,086 [Debbie] Hi, um, Max? 184 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,050 My dweebie cousin grew up. 185 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,052 She's hotter than any babe in the Pharaohs! 186 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,054 P.J., that's it! 187 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,386 That's what? 188 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,852 That's how I'm gonna get us 189 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,220 all the double Behemoths we can eat! 190 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,193 Did I hear a car pull up? 191 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,480 Whoa! 192 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:35,334 Debbie! Fancy you droppin' in! 193 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,789 Welcome to our humble chapeau. 194 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,500 Hi, Max. 195 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,620 Boy, have you grown up. 196 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,537 [chuckles] 197 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,708 You noticed. 198 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,415 Gawrsh! Hiya, Deb. 199 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,375 [both] Here, let me get that! 200 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,297 Whoa. 201 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:56,891 Whenever I pick up a suitcase, I'm takin' a trip. 202 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,934 Wha... who... ha. 203 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,766 Hey, where are my manners? Hah! 204 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,193 Deb, this is my buddy, P.J. 205 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,192 -Peej, Debbie. -P.J. 206 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,364 Dweebie. Funny, you don't look like yer into torture. 207 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,655 Max! [chuckles] Are you still telling people 208 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,950 I tried to choke you to death with baby powder? 209 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:22,124 No! He just said that 'cause he isn't in his right mind right now. 210 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,865 Major food deficiency, which can only be cured by 211 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,918 the application of a double Behemoth burger in his mouth. 212 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:30,463 With tri-triple cheese. 213 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,167 You guys have a Burger Behemoth drive-in? 214 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,548 They're the best! 215 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,054 Right down the street. 216 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,886 Cool. We can bring back dinner for everybody. 217 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,182 Take my car? 218 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,805 Uh, seeing as how mine's in the shop, yes. 219 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,856 Crank up those digestive juices, Peej. I'll be back. 220 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,776 Listen, cuz, 221 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:56,951 there's something I didn't tell you about this particular drive-in. 222 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,622 Can you do Max-ola a big favor? 223 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,201 Sure. What? 224 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,326 Pretend you're my girlfriend? 225 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,542 Your girlfriend? But why? 226 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,794 Explain later. Trust me, please? 227 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,045 Hey, Duke! 228 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,629 What's happenin', dude? 229 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,508 Wait a minute! That can't be! 230 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,814 Max! In a real car! 231 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,979 With a way hot babe! 232 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,979 [tires screeching] 233 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,574 [laughter] 234 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,739 Yes! Thanks, Deb. 235 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,990 Just paid back that slime for six months of put-downs. 236 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,744 Call me a dweeb, eh? 237 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,745 [chuckles] Oh, so that's it. 238 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,948 Hey, glad to help. 239 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,368 I know what it's like to be called a dweeb. 240 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,212 Uh-huh, what'll it be? 241 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,594 Double Behemoth, triple cheese, Gonzo fries, 242 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,552 and chocolate shake times four to go. 243 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,342 And a hurry! 244 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,141 Uh, huh, hi. 245 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,937 Duh, uh... C-C-Cool hair. 246 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:14,531 So, like, uh, why hang out with a dweeb 247 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,279 when you could hang out with this, huh? 248 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,532 Beat it, brickbrain. I'm with him. 249 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,874 She's with me. 250 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,909 Yeah? Well, not anymore. 251 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:27,212 'Cause I'm makin' you, like, the new queen of the Pharaohs. 252 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,498 But Dukie! 253 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,211 You said I'd always be queen of the Pharaohs. 254 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,342 Huh? 255 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,343 [buzzing] 256 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:39,125 -You just been disposed. -[screams] 257 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,104 Aw, Dukie. 258 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,216 Hey, let go! 259 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,307 Let 'er alone, slime! 260 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:52,113 That's not how you talk to the king of the Pharaohs. 261 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,395 $14.50. 262 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,741 Keep the change! 263 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,412 Let's cruise. 264 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,819 Let's not! 265 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,737 [thud] 266 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:08,705 Ah, that's not how you treat the king of the Pharaohs. 267 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,578 He's right! This is how you treat the king of the Pharaohs. 268 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,337 [screaming] 269 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,218 Get that dweeb! 270 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,062 -[groans] -Hey, watch. 271 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,032 Nice shootin', cuz. 272 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,859 You got a license for that thing? 273 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,202 ♪ Oh, Dukie ♪ 274 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,870 [Max] Yee-hah! 275 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,865 Bye-bye, Dukemeister. 276 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,457 You win this round, dweeb. 277 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,503 The next one's mine. 278 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,384 [Max] And then, pow! 279 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,427 Debbie lets him have it right in the kisser. 280 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,721 Man, it was beautiful. 281 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,725 Me? Y'shoulda seen machine gun Kelly here with the fries. 282 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,309 Gawrsh, Max, instead of dukin' it out with the Duke, 283 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,266 next time, let me go with you. 284 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,737 Aw, Dad. 285 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,950 Whoa, that's hot! 286 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,910 Where'd ya learn to skateboard like that? 287 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,580 Huh? Oh, thanks, Deb. 288 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,749 Dad, that'd prove I'm just a kid. 289 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,499 So what's wrong with being a kid? 290 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,171 [both] Ask Duke! 291 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,461 Max, don't rush it. You're only young once, 292 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,956 and then it's gone forever. 293 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,257 That a promise? 294 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,090 C'mon, I got nothin'. I'm a kid. 295 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,136 If you hadn't been there, 296 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,759 I woulda gotten major trashed. 297 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,061 Well, it seems to me you've got a lot more goin' for you 298 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,142 than you think. 299 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,096 My skateboard? Yeah, big whoop. 300 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,687 Duke's got a car. 301 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,026 And I've got an idea. 302 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:08,486 Hi. Cool hair. 303 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,697 Bug off, burger-breath. 304 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,705 Yee-hah! 305 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,880 Yes! 306 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,504 Hi! 307 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,707 You? 308 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:27,180 C'mere. 'Cause I'm gonna, like, turn you into ground beef. 309 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,545 [Debbie] Hi, boys. 310 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,136 Hi, Max. 311 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,811 Nice, huh? 312 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,311 Aw, she's beautiful. 313 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,935 What's a dweeb like you got that I ain't got? 314 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,944 Trust me, big boy, I got. 315 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,157 Course, I guess you heard we was, ah, breakin' up? 316 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:48,992 No! 317 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:52,044 Yeah, got my eyes on bigger and better things. 318 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,198 Know what I mean? 319 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,746 Before I, uh, pulverize ya, 320 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,920 hey, as a favor to the Duke, okay, 321 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,829 you know, man to man, 322 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,633 how'd you get a babe like that? 323 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,881 Well, seein' as how I'm dumpin' her, 324 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,804 guess there's no harm in sharin' my secret. 325 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,760 Come here. 326 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,940 Come here. 327 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,024 See, I know what this lady likes. 328 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,016 [Duke] Yeah, yeah, what she likes. 329 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,858 It's all in the clothes, my man. 330 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,283 -You gotta dress for success. -Success, yeah, right. 331 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,163 Do exactly what I say, it's a sure thing. 332 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,451 Yeah, sure thing. I could do that. 333 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,748 Ha ha, check it out, huh? 334 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,165 Am I, like, dressed for success, or what? 335 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,585 Eh? Am I right? Eh? 336 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,342 Come on, am I right? [chuckles] 337 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,384 Come on, am I right? 338 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:53,426 [laughing] I don't believe it! 339 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,055 Duke, what are ya doin'? 340 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,391 Your makin' it embarrassin' to be a Pharaoh. 341 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,976 I know this. I know this. 342 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,611 I... I... I been trainin'. This is just practice. 343 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,479 I know this. 344 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,316 [snickering] 345 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,951 I thought you said this was a sure thing. 346 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,570 No, no, Duke, you're doin' great! 347 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,237 All you gotta do now is give her the goo-goo donkey alphabet rap. 348 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,157 The what? 349 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,995 Dukie, Dukie, she'll be putty in your hands. Come here. 350 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,382 This better work. 351 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,497 Come here. 352 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,213 You're makin' a geek outta me here. 353 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,876 Come here. 354 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,764 This is not lookin' very attractive on my account, you know. 355 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,603 [laughing] 356 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:40,939 The Duke's flipped his flapjacks! He's lost his marbles! 357 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:44,149 Just as long as he doesn't lose his safety pin! 358 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,226 Shut up! 359 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,476 That's better. 360 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,028 A-B-C-D-E-F-G, 361 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,333 Dukie's got a crush on thee. 362 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,538 O-P-Q-R-S-T-U, 363 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,710 won't you be my queenie-poo? 364 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:05,710 X-Y-Z and L and M, will you... 365 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,996 Take a hike, tyke. 366 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,338 You're givin' me diaper rash! 367 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,970 [crash] 368 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,972 Dukie, whatcha doin'? 369 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,096 I think I'm gettin' suckered. 370 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,182 [laughing] 371 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,234 No dweeb's gonna make Duke look like a geek. 372 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,734 My ex-boyfriend's no dweeb. 373 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,526 He's a sleazeball! 374 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,240 Nice legs. 375 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:37,081 -So, uh, take him out! -I'm doin' that. 376 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,038 Oh, no, no, no. 377 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,910 The future queen of the Pharaohs 378 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,076 has to have a real king. 379 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,535 Certainly. 380 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,545 One who can beat this little slime on his own turf. 381 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,587 Yeah, yeah, slime, hey, uh... 382 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,923 What turf is that? 383 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,838 Skateboards. Let's race. 384 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,467 You're kiddin' me. 385 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,346 Through the junkyard, down to the park and back. 386 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,562 Duke wins, he gets me. 387 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,692 Max wins, he gets all the Behemoth burgers he can eat. 388 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,941 Ahem. 389 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,073 Oh, with triple cheese. 390 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,110 -Dukie, no. -Don't do it. 391 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:17,453 -Aw, what's wrong? -Afraid of the dweeb? 392 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,787 -Chicken? -[clucking] 393 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,080 Spread out! 394 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,459 The Duke accepts the challenge. 395 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,255 On your boards! 396 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:37,835 Get set! 397 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,142 Go! 398 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,984 [cheering] 399 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,702 Tough break, Dukie. 400 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,330 [sputtering] 401 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,250 Yee-hah! 402 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,010 Whoah! 403 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,226 Whoah! 404 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:11,438 Whoah! 405 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,943 That's not how you treat the king of the Pharaohs. 406 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,451 Awooo! 407 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,620 Pharaohs, your leader's here! 408 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,036 Double Behemoths for everybody on... 409 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,875 One, two, three, four. 410 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,840 Them! 411 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:40,049 [all chanting] Max, Max, Max! Max, Max, Max! 412 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,835 Ah, man, what the Duke wouldn't give 413 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,597 for a double Behemoth with cheese. 414 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,770 Oh, you know every time we try to get in, 415 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,310 they just throw us out. 416 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,693 Yeah, throw us out. 417 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,691 Hey, check it out. 418 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:58,653 Maybe if we was to ask, like, real nice... 419 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:04,197 [Max, Debbie, P.J.] Hey! No geeks on the Pharaohs' turf! 420 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,122 [laughing] 421 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,412 Not. 422 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,405 Come on, guys, burgers on us. 423 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,416 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 424 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,628 [theme music playing] 425 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,453 Yeah!