1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:02,377 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,550 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,379 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,588 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,675 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,509 ♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,474 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,854 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,641 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,725 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,640 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,274 Aah! 14 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,229 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,605 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,692 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,776 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:35,492 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:39,907 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,248 ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ 22 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,792 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,296 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 24 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,378 Gawrsh! 25 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,343 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 26 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,552 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 27 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,848 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 28 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,468 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 29 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,965 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 30 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,847 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 31 00:00:58,933 --> 00:00:59,813 Yeah! 32 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:10,858 [TV host] And welcome to America's Most Painful Home Videos. 33 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:14,405 [Goofy humming] 34 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:28,126 Go ahead. Make me laugh. 35 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,964 I'm sorry, Max. 36 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,258 Ah, it's OK, Peej. 37 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,012 Same thing every summer. 38 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,224 Your dad takes you guys someplace hot like Hawaii. 39 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:41,056 My dad can't afford to go anywhere. 40 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,534 If I had the bucks, I'd buy him a real vacation. 41 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,490 [meows] 42 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,781 Aw, are you hungry, kitty? 43 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,825 OK, got just the thing. 44 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,659 [engine revving] 45 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:07,458 ...our grand prize trip to glorious Hawaii... 46 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,955 Have a dish of fish and some ham and jam 47 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,627 and a side of cream and a jellybean. 48 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,386 Oops. Almost forgot the olive loaf. 49 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,602 Here you go, kitty. 50 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:29,611 ...our grand prize trip to beautiful Hawaii. 51 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,191 Let go, you! 52 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,741 [yelling] 53 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,251 Aaaahhh! 54 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,420 Wait a minute. 55 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,256 Painful videos! 56 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,302 Free vacation! 57 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,386 -Your dad! -My dad! 58 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,183 Mail before midnight tonight 59 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,476 to The World's Most Painful Home Videos, 60 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,769 Contusion Tower, Ohio, 4270119... 61 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,773 [Goofy] One... two... 62 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,225 One... two... 63 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,779 One... two... 64 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,400 One... two... 65 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:17,988 One... 66 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,623 Hurry up, Peej! 67 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,039 Gotta be ready when something funny happens. 68 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:25,538 Wait till my dad catches us with his video camera. 69 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,372 With my what? 70 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,037 Whoa! Whoa! Max! 71 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,008 You boys got some serious grovelin' to do! 72 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,630 D-- D-- Don't kill us, Dad. 73 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,796 We swiped it for a good cause. 74 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,465 Yeah. Every summer, 75 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,973 you take your family on a mondo expensive vacation-- 76 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,597 France one year, 77 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,064 Egypt the next-- 78 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,983 While my pop can't afford anything 79 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,862 but bucket fishing for minnows in the backyard. 80 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,320 Yeah, yeah. It's a cruel world. So? 81 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:58,911 So, Max is gonna win his dad a $10,000 vacation... 82 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,318 -for free! -For free! 83 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,617 That doesn't give you any excuse to swipe my-- 84 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,122 Did you say 10,000-- 85 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,544 For free? 86 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,382 Yeah. All I need is my pop, your camera, 87 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:16,298 and the World's Most Painful Home Videos. 88 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,221 Free vacation, eh? 89 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:22,680 Guy who gets trashed the worst wins, eh? 90 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,812 Yeah. But no chance at this rate. 91 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:29,810 My video's got to be at the TV station by midnight tonight. 92 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:34,484 Oh, what a son, givin' his father a free vaca-- 93 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,186 Listen, if you're gonna wrap this thing by tonight, 94 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,237 you need some professional interference. 95 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,575 Case in point-- What do you do 96 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,988 when your star lays down on the job? 97 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:49,247 Just wait for something to happen, I guess. 98 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,080 Wait for-- 99 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,126 Does corned beef just wait for cabbages to happen? 100 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,880 Now watch me and learn. 101 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,133 Ahem. 102 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,880 Hey! 103 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,887 Big storm coming, pal. 104 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,272 Better clean out your rain gutters. 105 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,600 Huh? 106 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,942 Aw, piffle. Ah-hyuck! 107 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,981 There isn't a cloud in the sky. 108 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,780 [thunder rumbling] 109 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,280 Gawrsh! 110 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,822 OK, kid, roll 'em! 111 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,790 Whoa! Pete was right. 112 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,538 Heh heh heh. 113 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,052 Hey, not bad. 114 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,548 Not exactly a winner, but not bad. 115 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,091 You kidding? 116 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,054 I'm just warming up. 117 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,559 [Pete] Goof, buddy! 118 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,269 Don't use that rickety old thing. 119 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,640 It ain't safe. 120 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:55,146 Here, use mine. 121 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,070 Oh, gee, thanks, Petey. 122 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,818 Mighty thoughtful of ya. 123 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,740 Think nothin' of it, pal. 124 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,110 [Goofy humming] 125 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,077 Hey, Pete, gimme a hand? 126 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:12,159 What? Oh, why, sure, neighbour. 127 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,127 [chirping] 128 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,498 What you need, pal? 129 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:18,955 Hold this, would you? 130 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,205 I wouldn't want to hurt the little fellers. 131 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,887 Huh? 132 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,518 [screams] Stop! What are you doin'? 133 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,484 Gimme a break! Let me... Ow! That hurt! 134 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,276 Get him, not me! Him! 135 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,821 Ohh! 136 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,277 Ow! 137 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,038 Whoa! 138 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,620 Whoa! Whoa! 139 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,325 You getting it, Max? 140 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,335 Yeah, but your dad's doin' all the funny stuff. 141 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,498 You wanna be a winner, you gotta think big. 142 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,878 [yelling] 143 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,933 Aah! 144 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,642 Mama! 145 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,392 Well, if he isn't back down by midnight, 146 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,095 we go with the hammock stunt. 147 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,403 [Max] Evel Boll Weevil's torture ramp of death? 148 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,982 Your dad thinks big, all right. 149 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,738 Yeah. Old Eev's gonna ride it as a publicity stunt 150 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,736 as soon as he gets out of the hospital. 151 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:32,913 So my buddy Boll Weevil says he needs a racing stripe 152 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,504 down the middle of the ramp. 153 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:39,169 And I think to myself, "self, bet my old pal Goofy 154 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,710 would like to pick up a few spare bucks". 155 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,755 Ah-hyuck! I sure would. 156 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:47,758 I got my eye on a new fishing bucket over at the hardware store. 157 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,262 Yeah, right. Whatever. 158 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,848 Don't forget your, uh, safety harness. 159 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,991 Uh, Mr P, do you think we're goin' too far? 160 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,991 Kid, a son can't go far enough 161 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,794 to show how much he loves his dad. 162 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,908 Wanna deny your own father 163 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,825 the very thing he'll need after a stunt like this-- 164 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,035 A vacation? 165 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,746 Ready when you are, Petey! 166 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,918 OK! 167 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,467 Easy does it now! 168 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,181 [Goofy humming] 169 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,556 [screaming] 170 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,306 -Wow! -Wow! 171 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,146 Roll 'em! Roll 'em! 172 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,071 Oh, uh, yeah! 173 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,572 Whoa! 174 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,455 Solid gold! 175 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,314 Aah! 176 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,850 Ya-hoo! 177 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,607 Awesome! 178 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,976 Whew! 179 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,398 Uh-oh! 180 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:33,066 Aah! 181 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,236 [humming] 182 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,587 Bodacious! 183 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,604 Well, pal, 184 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,732 you did a great job. 185 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,603 I did? 186 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:06,356 Here, buy yourself that bucket. 187 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,979 Ah-hyuck! Thanks, Pete. 188 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,775 Have we got a winner or what? 189 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,946 What a kid. 190 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,541 Wish I had a son that'd do that for me. 191 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,908 Sure thing, Pop. 192 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,084 Be happy to blow you to smithereens-- 193 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,622 Yeah, fine, right, swell. 194 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,626 I'll drive this down to the TV station myself 195 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,589 so we'll, uh, beat the deadline. 196 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,919 Thanks, Mr P. 197 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,174 Don't mention it. 198 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,505 Just learn to think as big as I do, 199 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,340 and some day you'll be as big in this town as me. 200 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,848 Free vacation, here we come. 201 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:43,181 Heh heh. You said it, kid. 202 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,538 You said it. 203 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:12,550 Hello, all you wild and wacky people, 204 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:18,640 and welcome to the World's Most Painful Home Videos. 205 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,100 [cheering] 206 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,428 Thank you. Our runner-up video 207 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,516 is really thumb-thing. Ha ha ha ha ha! 208 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,483 So take it away, 209 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:33,193 Mrs Bruce Bruce of Keosquawkett, Southwest. 210 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,609 Oh! 211 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,987 [crowd laughing] 212 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,407 [crowd laughing] 213 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,376 I don't get it. 214 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,748 I haven't heard word 1 from that show. 215 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,995 That tape was grand prize stuff. 216 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,418 Well, maybe they wanna surprise you. 217 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,677 I hope so. 218 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,128 Don't wanna be bucket fishers 219 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,338 the rest of our lives. 220 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,547 Hey! Lookie look! They're announcing the winner! 221 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,218 Everybody pay attention! Lookie lookie! 222 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:07,766 And now, the winner of the $10,000 Hawaiian vacation-- 223 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,232 he takes a thrashin' and keeps on dashin'-- 224 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:15,784 he's the rocket roller! 225 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,657 [cheering] 226 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,698 -[laughing] -Yay! Yahoo! 227 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,793 We won! We won! 228 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,158 We're going on vacation! 229 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,252 Oh, gee. And here he is in person 230 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,705 to accept his prize. 231 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,626 Huh? 232 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,005 [Pete] Stupid head. 233 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,973 Can't see a thing. 234 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,434 [crowd laughing] 235 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,059 [Goofy] Ah-hyuck! Hey, look! It's me! 236 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,774 No, it's not. 237 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,444 I'd know that jelly roll anywhere. 238 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,653 That's Pete! 239 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,621 But he-- We weren't-- He was... 240 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,201 I gave him my tape! 241 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,036 He delivered it himself. 242 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,961 But whose name did he put on it? 243 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,211 Congratulations! 244 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,753 And whoa! 245 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,546 I see we've added a little ballast 246 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,339 in the last week, huh? 247 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,423 What do you mean? 248 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,587 I mean, ah-hyuck. 249 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,467 Yeah. Gawrsh, I guess I did. 250 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,805 Hyuck, hyuck. 251 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,561 Consumer rip-off! 252 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,272 Pete stole my dad's vacation! 253 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,784 Well, enjoy your vacation in Hawaii, sir. 254 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:43,621 -Just don't break the island, OK? -[crowd laughing] 255 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,827 No, really, I'd love to go there myself someday, 256 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,000 if it's still there. Ha ha ha ha! 257 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,870 Of all the two-faced, no-good... 258 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,627 Low-down, doody-daddy... 259 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,379 Pot-bellied, melon-headed... 260 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,961 You... you... you... Hawaii stealer! 261 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,127 Vacation stealing clods! 262 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,466 You forgot slimy. 263 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,350 You mean we don't get to go to Hawaii? 264 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,311 Aw, Dad. 265 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,890 Now don't give up yet. 266 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,274 You just wait until lardo gets home. 267 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,352 [chuckles] I'll use my secret weapon. 268 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,687 What's that? 269 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,022 My mouth! 270 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:24,742 OK, Houston, we have ETA in approximately... 271 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,703 Four... three... two... one... 272 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:31,374 [Peg] You miserable, cheese-eating pile of flab! 273 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:35,134 Your own neighbour's never had a decent vacation in his life! 274 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,588 His kid tries to give him one, and you go and steal it from him! 275 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,670 Of all the low-down, miserable, no-good... 276 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:45,426 But, dumplin' dip, I did it for you and the kids. 277 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:49,560 I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips depended on it! 278 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,270 You give those tickets back to Goofy and Max, 279 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,600 or you're going on vacation alone! 280 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,687 Hmpff! Well, maybe I just will go alone. 281 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,324 [grumbling] 282 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,201 Busted my buns. Trashed my own property. 283 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,199 Crashed into cactus. 284 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,371 I earned it fair and square, see? 285 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,740 I can't believe-- 286 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,326 I'll go to Hawaii all by myself 287 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,912 if I have to. 288 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,287 [doorbell rings] 289 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,963 Mom, you were really awesome! 290 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,594 That was very well done. 291 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,880 Thanks, Pistol. 292 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,213 I'm sorry, guys. 293 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,758 I gave it my best shot. No luck. 294 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,512 Hey, does corned beef depend on luck? 295 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,845 Gather around, everybody. 296 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,718 This con game just went into overtime. 297 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,557 If there's one thing I learned from Pete, 298 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,903 it's that we gotta... 299 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,728 -think big. -Think big. 300 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,273 So here's what we're gonna do. 301 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,036 Sleepin' like a baby. 302 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,463 OK, Let's get to work. 303 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,803 And... action! 304 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,350 [Goofy] Peeete! 305 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:14,848 Ohh, Peeete! 306 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,815 Howdy, Peeete. 307 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,275 G-- G-- G-- G-- Goofy? 308 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:35,446 B-- B-- But you're a g-- g-- g-- ghost! 309 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:39,997 Yup. Drowned in my own fishin' bucket. 310 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,633 Some say I done myself in, 311 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,131 that I couldn't face 312 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,172 another vacation in the backyard 313 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,887 while my neighbour flew off to Hawaii 314 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,429 with my ticket. 315 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,603 Uh, uh, n-- n-- now look, pally, 316 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,773 i-- it isn't like that at all. 317 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:03,022 Ohhh, you did it, Pete! 318 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,026 Guilty! 319 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,488 Guilty! 320 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,359 Stand by for scene two. 321 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,498 [babbling] 322 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,459 Well, I meant to, but I didn't really mean to. 323 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,840 Oh, but I was only the first victim 324 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,668 of your villainy, Pete. 325 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:31,715 Travel now behind the raveled curtain of time 326 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,351 and into the future! 327 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,680 [Pete babbling] 328 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,349 Lights! 329 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,190 Huh? 330 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:50,034 The biggest used car dealer in the world. 331 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,281 Junk heaps as far as the eye can see, 332 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,445 and they're all mine! 333 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,203 That is, until I unload 'em 334 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,456 on all the suckers of the world. Ha ha ha ha! 335 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,214 Uh, uh, Mr. Max, uh, sir? 336 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,916 Buttercup? 337 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:14,216 You aren't here to beg for another raise, are you? 338 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,472 Because you won't get one, see? 339 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,016 Oh, but you pay so little, 340 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,099 I can't even buy food. 341 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,394 Should've thought of that 342 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,227 before you let me steal Pete's car lot. 343 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,903 That kid took over my business? 344 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,112 Oh, you tricked him! 345 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,743 You pretended to be Pete's friend, 346 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,571 and then you stole it from him! 347 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,116 [sobs] It was cruel. 348 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,120 Just thinking big. 349 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:42,332 Little trick I picked up from your late husband. 350 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,254 L-- L-- L-- Late? 351 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,423 And now I have to work as your cleaning lady 352 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:53,174 for only 3 cents an hour. 353 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:57,178 What? Why, that's 2 cents less than I pay my ma. 354 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,762 I'll rip that weasel limb from limb. 355 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:03,478 By the way, too bad about your kids. 356 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,771 [gasp] You mean? 357 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,194 Yep. 358 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,822 Well, ah-hyuck, 359 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,938 the streets are safe for tonight. 360 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:15,276 Yep, the police have kiddie criminals Scarlet P.J. 361 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,623 and pistol-packin' Pistol cornered 362 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,829 in the corner of a sleazy alley 363 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,829 and are about to let 'em have it. 364 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:26,331 [crying] Oh, the shame of it! 365 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,376 My kids, crooks? 366 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,340 You're surrounded, Scarlet. 367 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,050 Throw down your guns. 368 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,720 You'll never take us alive, see? 369 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,509 Yeah, stinkin' coppers, uh, see? 370 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,635 [gunfire] 371 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,812 Oh! Ooh! Aah! 372 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,192 They got me, see? 373 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,849 Oh! Hoo! 374 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,317 Aah! Ooh! Uh! 375 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,028 They got me, too! Uhh! 376 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,449 [sobbing] 377 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,198 [wailing] 378 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,209 All right, all right, all right, all right. 379 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,580 You got 15 minutes off next week 380 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:13,298 for the funeral! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 381 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,720 [screams] 382 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,892 Why? Why did you become crooks? 383 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,005 [gasping] 384 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,557 Just followin' in your footsteps, Dad. 385 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:30,055 Like father... [cough]... 386 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,106 like... son. 387 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,202 [wailing] 388 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,528 Oh, my baby boy! Gone! 389 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:44,235 And it's all your fault, Pete. 390 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,157 None of this woulda happened 391 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,616 if you hadn't stolen my vacation from me! 392 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,748 I'm sorry! Please! 393 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,127 Just give me one more chance. 394 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,264 I'll make it up to everybody! 395 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,841 I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 396 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,546 I-- I-- I'll take you all to Hawaii! 397 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,307 I'll wait on you hand and foot. 398 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,396 I'll give everything back-- 399 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,479 the tickets, the surfboard, my hula skirt-- 400 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,356 Well, maybe not the hula skirt but 401 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,903 just don't let these horrible things happen. 402 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:23,828 Well, got to consult with the spirits, 403 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,408 but, uh, I guess that can be arranged. 404 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,164 [whimpering] It can? 405 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:36,004 Ah-hyuck! You're right, Max. 406 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,257 This sure beats bucket fishin' in the backyard. 407 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,471 Yep. 408 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:48,015 Uh, Garcon, more lemonade. 409 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,189 Why should I do all the work 410 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,938 just because of some stupid promises to some stupid ghost? 411 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,942 Well, I quit, see? 412 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,534 Let them get their own drinks! 413 00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:01,739 [ghost voice] Oh, Petey! 414 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,371 Icy-cold lemonade comin' up, pal. 415 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,917 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 416 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,877 [theme music playing] 417 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,488 Yeah!