1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:01,842 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,297 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,049 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,591 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,505 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,342 ♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,258 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,425 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,644 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,805 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:19,983 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,234 Aah! 14 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,765 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,027 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,689 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:33,026 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,076 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:39,330 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,424 ♪ Now, gimme a beat ♪ 22 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:42,629 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,499 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 24 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,507 ♪ Oh, we're the Goof Troop ♪ 25 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,379 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 26 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,598 ♪ Now we're callin' everyone ♪ 27 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,468 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 28 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,925 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 29 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,555 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 30 00:00:58,641 --> 00:00:59,731 Yeah! 31 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,903 [Goofy] Here you go, max. 32 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,862 Your best birthday present ever. 33 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:10,402 Even tops the 10 pound slab of bubble gum 34 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,907 I got ya last year. 35 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,618 Hey, waffles, must be that 36 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,528 hot new skateboard I wanted. 37 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,907 Or a video game or a-- 38 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,536 Baseball bat. 39 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,331 And ball and glove. 40 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,044 Very same ones your dad used. 41 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,705 Ever tell you I used to strike out every batter in little league? 42 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,046 Only about 100 times. 43 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,386 Well, now I'm gonna teach you to play as good as I did. 44 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,931 Hey-o, Daddy-o, that's okay. 45 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:42,015 I'm not really the most sports-oriented guy in the world, you know? 46 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,862 All it takes is practice, practice, and more practice. 47 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,189 First, I'll teach you to bunt. 48 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,034 Now, you got to fool the pitcher and the catcher, 49 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,701 and even yourself. 50 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,027 [honk] 51 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,905 Then you gotta take off like a fly with a swatter on its tail. 52 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:02,285 A good base runner's gotta have coordination... 53 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,836 Stamina... 54 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:15,427 Whoa! 55 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,220 Persistence... 56 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,176 A keen eye! 57 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,515 But most important, 58 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:26,191 he's gotta know when to slide. 59 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,823 Simple, huh? 60 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,438 Just look at the time! 61 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:34,145 I clean forgot. I'm having my teeth drilled in 20 minutes. Later! 62 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,237 Oral hygiene's important, 63 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,738 but 20 minutes is all I need to teach you to hit a home run. 64 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,488 [grunting] 65 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,575 Please, Dad. It's been six hours. 66 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,125 Can't I take a break? 67 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,498 Weeds don't take breaks. 68 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,496 They turn into jungles. 69 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,219 Want your mom to get et by a tiger 70 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,839 in our own backyard? 71 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:02,056 Dad, I'm just not sure baseball's really my thing. 72 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,480 Oh, it's a cinch. 73 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,348 Just keep swinging, and sooner or later 74 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,975 the ball will get in the way. 75 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,315 Huh? Hey, what? 76 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,820 Anybody seen Maxie's ball? 77 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:19,164 Your kid hit this? 78 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,950 Yup. Going to be the next Mickey Mantle. 79 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:23,906 Dad! 80 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,248 You don't say? 81 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,001 Come on, junior. 82 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,464 If that chip off the old Goof-up could do that, 83 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,304 you could be the next DiMaggio. 84 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,723 Baseball? Oh, Dad. 85 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,469 You know I'm no good at sports. 86 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,300 Okay, the next Koufax. 87 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,386 But...the weeds! 88 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,431 Yeah, the weeds. What about the weeds, Dad? 89 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,715 I mean, it is a jungle out there. 90 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:45,678 You can see it's a jungle. 91 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,597 You want Mom to get attacked by a gorilla? 92 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,556 You don't want that, do you now, Dad? 93 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,443 [Pete] Did I ever tell you how I used to be 94 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,994 a catchin' ace in little league? 95 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,399 Caught anything that moved-- 96 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,367 Pitches. Popped fouls. Field mice. 97 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,778 You're gonna be as good as I was. 98 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,247 You got my talent, see. 99 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:08,618 Oh, I just forgot. Didn't you want me to wash the car? 100 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:09,957 Oh, and floss. Gotta floss. 101 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,171 And clean my room? Paint the house. Gotta paint the house. 102 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:17,423 What? The future greatest ball player in the world work 103 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,177 when you could be having fun? 104 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,184 Now, come on. Let me see ya catch one. 105 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:23,805 [yelping] 106 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:28,135 That's putting your mouth where your mitt is. 107 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,806 Now let me see ya slide. 108 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,652 No, no, no, no, no! 109 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,363 I got a method that could even teach mud to slide. 110 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:42,118 [screaming] 111 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:43,702 Ptooey! 112 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,623 Ah, dude, not you, too? 113 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:51,455 [coughs] Yeah. Welcome to baseball boot camp, bud. 114 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,173 Well, did you see that, Goof? 115 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,842 Nothing stands between my major leaguer and a big play. 116 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,184 He's gonna be one of the greats! 117 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,758 A great water boy 118 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,304 if he plays like you did. 119 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,807 Ha! If your kid plays like you did, 120 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,810 they wouldn't let him be a bat boy. 121 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:09,982 -Water boy! -Bat boy! 122 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,560 -Bat boy! -Water boy! 123 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,227 [Pete grunts] Come here, ace! 124 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,685 Show 'em your stuff! 125 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,485 Whoa! 126 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,491 What'd I tell you? Water boy! 127 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:29,537 Pete, you couldn't teach a surfboard to catch a wave. 128 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:30,912 Show 'em, slugger. 129 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,633 Bat boy! Ha ha ha! 130 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,299 You couldn't teach lightning to hit a tree. 131 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,340 Ow! 132 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,178 Here you go-- Vita-slime! 133 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,891 Health goop of champions. 134 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,431 Makes you run a mile in a minute flat. 135 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,386 [bubbling] 136 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,814 [laughs] Even the smell works wonders. 137 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,981 Now, every catcher's got to know signals, see. 138 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,737 Lost a game once 139 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:04,239 'cause some dodo pitcher mixed them up. 140 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,242 Are you ready? 141 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,163 Okay, sinker. 142 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,582 Slider. Curve ball. 143 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,990 Fast ball. Screwball. 144 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,158 Bowling ball. Hair ball. Got it? 145 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,536 [stammering] 146 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,004 Good. Now, let me have this. 147 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:22,549 Home run ball. And the kid wasn't even batting. 148 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,512 Nuh-uh. That was a breakin' ball. 149 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,182 Oh, you couldn't tell a meatball from a cheese ball. 150 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,972 That's why you lost us that championship. 151 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,136 You the one that got us kicked out of little league. 152 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,726 I pitched what you signaled--an odd ball. 153 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,312 What? I signaled a screwball! 154 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,728 -[bickering continues] -Those two were teammates? 155 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,397 That's like putting a dog on the same team with his fleas. 156 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:48,487 We're settling this score once and for all. 157 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:53,871 [laughs] Would I have got that for losing the game? 158 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,915 Nope. It says "for best attendance." 159 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,712 But feast your eyes on what the coach gave me. 160 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:05,296 "Mr. Congeniality"? Ha ha ha! 161 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,643 A smile a day don't keep the ball in play. 162 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,349 And a Goof ball don't win games. 163 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,350 Says who? 164 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,771 Oh, man. This one's going extra innings. 165 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,401 Maybe not. Come on. I got an idea. 166 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,016 What are you talkin' about? 167 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,025 You wouldn't know a sourball from an eyeball. 168 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,488 Well, you wouldn't know a cue ball-- 169 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,489 [kids] Aah! 170 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,031 -Aah! -oh, the pain! 171 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,325 Freak fieldin' accident. Oh, pain. 172 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,620 Sprained every muscle in our bodies. 173 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,714 Oh! 174 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,495 I won't be able to practice for at least a year. 175 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,594 No, two! It's gotta be--oh! 176 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,672 -Maybe-- Maybe 20. -Yeah. 177 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,256 Nah. My secret liniment will fix ya up in no time. 178 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:52,103 Well, my secret stretching cure's faster than that. 179 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,020 [P.J.] Ooh! Golly, Dad! 180 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:57,189 ♪ Patty cake, patty cake, healer man ♪ 181 00:07:57,268 --> 00:08:00,228 ♪ Cure this kid as fast as you can ♪ 182 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,563 ♪ Scrunch 'im and crunch 'im ♪ 183 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,478 ♪ And mark 'im with a "p" ♪ 184 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,646 ♪ And put him in rehab ♪ 185 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,744 ♪ For Babe Ruth and me ♪ 186 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,742 ♪ This is the way we stretch our bod ♪ 187 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,822 ♪ Stretch our bod, stretch our bod ♪ 188 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,697 ♪ This is the way we stretch our bod ♪ 189 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,584 ♪ So early in the morning ♪ 190 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,001 [both] We're cured! We're cured! 191 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,504 [dads] Then play ball! 192 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,543 Ah, we're doomed, Max. 193 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,377 They're gonna make us practice Till we're as good as they were. 194 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,724 Or till they think we are. 195 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:31,892 Okey-doke. 196 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:35,100 Let me see a real sizzler. 197 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,136 [snorts] Sizzler, eh? 198 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,936 Okay. This baby's gonna burn leather. 199 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,073 Whoop-ti-daisy-mae. 200 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:56,037 Pete! Petey! Look at this! 201 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,159 Yo, Pop! 202 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,665 Go on out front, and I'll hit one clear over the house. 203 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,039 That a boy, P.J. 204 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,625 Put that puppy in orbit. 205 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,051 You heard the man. 206 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,629 Orbit ball in the side pocket. 207 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,345 Look what Maxie's pitchin' did to my glove. 208 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,845 Look what P.J.'s hittin' did to the ball. 209 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,685 They're better than we ever were. 210 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:27,692 Yeah. No point in making them practice anymore. 211 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,027 What'd I tell ya? 212 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:34,372 [gasps] I bet old Coach Roach just begs them to join the team. 213 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,779 Join? 214 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:36,787 Wha-what team? 215 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,448 Why, our old little league team-- 216 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,537 The Spoonerville Sluggers. 217 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,133 You'll even have our old coach! 218 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,999 Didn't we tell you? Tryouts are tomorrow. 219 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,967 [both] what do you think we been teaching you for? 220 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,892 Come on. Gonna be late for tryouts. 221 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,443 Never mind chewin'. Just swallow. 222 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,021 [Pete] Relax! Hurry up! Don't panic! 223 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,356 What am I doing? 224 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,360 Dead meat doesn't need a last meal. 225 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,363 Something's gotta happen to save us-- 226 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,195 A flood, earthquake, alien invasion, pox. 227 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,121 Don't forget what we taught ya. 228 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,950 -Know your signals. -Read your ball. 229 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,495 -Hug your bases. Cover your 'nads. -Bat your bat. 230 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,458 Boys! Boys! 231 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,206 You two make mother hens look like absentee parents. 232 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,754 Why don't you just let them go alone? 233 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,967 [gulps] A-a-a-alone? 234 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,428 W-w-without their dads? 235 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,589 [both] but they need us! 236 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,808 What they need is a break. 237 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,269 Okay, sugar cube. 238 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,889 Maybe you're right. 239 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,186 Now, break a leg. 240 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,519 Break two. 241 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,805 [P.J.] I'll see what I can do, Dad. 242 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:48,817 [Max] Yeah. 243 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,988 Just think, our boys... 244 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,818 In our old uniforms... 245 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,323 Trying out for our old team. 246 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,504 [Max] Maybe this won't be so bad. 247 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,431 You were saying? 248 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:25,813 I got a fuzzy feelin' I've seen you two bleacher bums before. 249 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,154 Don't think so, Coach. 250 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,778 Must be a case of misshapen identity. 251 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,439 Okay, show me what you got. 252 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,226 [coach] Yugh! 253 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,099 Go try bowlin' or somethin'. 254 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,034 [Goofy] I've dreamed of Maxie 255 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,530 making little league all his life. 256 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,952 I know what you mean. I dreamt of P.J. making it. 257 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,542 Wished on all my birthday candles, 258 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,948 lucky stars, chicken wishbones... 259 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:29,117 Why, I'd give my car dealership and your house 260 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,207 for P.J. to make that team. 261 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,172 Can we tell your dad first? 262 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,593 I'm still writing my will. 263 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,471 Come on, Peej. We just gotta face this head-on. 264 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,430 Hey, hey, hey, there, Goofer. 265 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,222 Do you see what I see? 266 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,726 Gawrsh! All I'm seein' 267 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,559 is stars! 268 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,646 [both] Welcome home, aces! 269 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,034 You knocked 'em for a loop, right? 270 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,279 Well, I wouldn't exactly say that. 271 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,991 Ah, you hear that modesty, Goof? 272 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,781 He must have smacked one out of the ball park. 273 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,536 Not as such, Dad. You see, it's kinda like this-- 274 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,618 Know what? Must have struck out the whole team... twice. 275 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,671 Dad, there's something we gotta tell ya-- 276 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,210 Ooh, let me guess. They made you a pitcher, just like me! 277 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,005 Made you a catcher, huh? Just like me. 278 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,971 They did it! 279 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,261 -I can't wait! -[cheering] 280 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,763 [laughing] 281 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,724 -Oh! -Oh! 282 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,683 Oh, man, in the soup without a ladle. 283 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,558 Why didn't we just tell 'em? 284 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,774 How could we, P.J.? 285 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,614 We woulda broken their hearts. 286 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,609 Yeah, but they're gonna find out anyway 287 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,441 when they go to next week's game. 288 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,066 You mean if they go to next week's game. 289 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,032 Let's go, slugger. 290 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,657 First game of the season. 291 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,115 Oh, boy, Dad. I can hardly wait. 292 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,836 [engine sputters] 293 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,593 [choking] 294 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,013 Gosh, Dad, What's wrong? 295 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:11,345 The car's sick. Give us a lift, and I'll treat you to slugger dogs. 296 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:16,397 Mine's sick, too. Musta caught it from your car. 297 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,691 Golly! Sounds like a car virus is goin' around. 298 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,606 We better take our bikes. See ya later. 299 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,989 What the-- Look at this! 300 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,664 Somebody put cement in our tailpipes. 301 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,291 The Spoonerville Sluggers 302 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,002 win the first game of the season 9-0. 303 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,675 When I catch that son of a two-headed rattlesnake 304 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:49,432 that kept us from seein' our boys play, I'm gonna-- 305 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:53,024 [Maxie] Hey, yeah! The sluggers won! 306 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,484 What a game! 307 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,101 It was awesome! 308 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,307 [both] They did it! 309 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,980 -What'd you bat, 1000? -2000? 310 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,777 You probably struck 'em all out. 311 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,701 -Uh, sort of like that. -Well, uh... 312 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,569 [overlapping chatter] 313 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,201 Modesty! Ha ha! 314 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:16,171 Well, we'll just read all about it on tomorrow's sports page. 315 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,959 [both] Sports page. 316 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,567 Aw-hyuck! 317 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,489 Unh! 318 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,488 What? 319 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,609 My star pullin' weeds? 320 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,158 Forget them chores. 321 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,579 As a reward for being a baseball ace, no more cleaning-- 322 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:56,409 But, Dad, that's okay I'm not really an ace. [stammering] 323 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,794 Whoa! I'll do that. 324 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:04,296 Can't have you battin' a 1000 with dishpan hands. 325 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,840 Comfy, boys? 326 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,635 You pick the program. 327 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,098 We'll change the channels. 328 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,350 [gulp] 329 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,771 I can't stand it. 330 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,890 The guilt's giving me a migraine. 331 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,557 Triple migraine. We gotta keep 'em out of 19 more games. 332 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,898 Ohhh. 333 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,278 [squeaking] 334 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,073 [revving] 335 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,619 [cheering] 336 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,338 [chirping] 337 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,346 Last game of the season, and we're home free! 338 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,975 [Goofy] Oh, boys! 339 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,023 We may have missed your other games, 340 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,145 But we ain't missin' this one. 341 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,324 And this time, you're goin' in style. 342 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,409 [Goofy] Got a surprise. 343 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,622 You boys have been playin' so well, 344 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,701 after this game, we're takin' you out of little league... 345 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,957 And puttin' ya in the big leagues! 346 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,884 [both] Yikes! 347 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,218 Called every major league scout in the country. 348 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,891 Organized a media blitz! 349 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,971 Even got the astronauts to watch it on satellite TV! 350 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,266 Got a few words for our TV audience? 351 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,390 Well, um... 352 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,598 Play ball! 353 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,846 Sorry. Gotta go! 354 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,611 If we can just stay inconspicuous for 9 innings. 355 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:51,280 Batting first, Claude Harper. 356 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,914 What? They're not puttin' our kids in first? 357 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,448 Maybe savin' the best for last? 358 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,285 Well, okay. We'll wait. 359 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,768 [ding] 360 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,016 [Goofy] we've waited long enough. 361 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,935 Yeah. How come your star pitcher and catcher 362 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,193 ain't seein' any action? 363 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,784 Stars? 364 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,399 Hey, didn't I kick these two outta baseball? 365 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:36,067 No. You kicked us out... 30 years ago! 366 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,827 These are our sons. 367 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,329 I guess when you get to be my age, 368 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,212 Everything runs together. 369 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,960 Yeah, all right, let's see what they can do. 370 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,291 Okay, Maxie, 371 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,836 let's see you fire a few strikes into P.J.'s glove. 372 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,600 Now, don't panic! 373 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,602 Relax. 374 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:02,933 Take it easy. 375 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,518 Don't forget everything I taught ya! 376 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,990 What's got into you two? 377 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,162 We musta lost our stuff. 378 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,452 Yeah, and I don't think we're gonna find it anytime soon. 379 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,539 They've hit a slump! 380 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,084 That's okay. It happens to all the greats. 381 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,842 Gonna miss their big shot at the big time. 382 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,499 No, they're not. 383 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,126 And so, in the bottom of the 9th, 384 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:39,636 Sluggers lead it 7-3. 2 outs and the bases empty. 385 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,638 Ready-- Ahem. Ready, coach. 386 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,348 Sinker, Goof. Gets 'em every time. 387 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,819 Winker blinker it is. 388 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,900 And the pitch is... Well, anybody's guess. 389 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,200 -It's mine! -Mine! 390 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,116 -Let go. -You--you... 391 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,499 A home run! 392 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,710 But... 393 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,250 Wow. And we thought we were bad. 394 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,174 Knuckle ball, you goof. 395 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,172 Fire ball, it is. 396 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,415 Lead's been cut to 7-4. 397 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,218 Things could be heating up. 398 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,507 They don't get hotter than that. 399 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,139 High fly down the third base line. 400 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,643 Going, going...gone! 401 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,056 Slugger lead slips to 2. 402 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,315 Plier ball, you brainless beanpole. 403 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,322 Head ball. 404 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,031 Foot ball. 405 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,584 Hand ball. 406 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,537 He walked 'em all! 407 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,293 Screwball in the hip pocket, 408 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,546 and this time get it right. 409 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,300 Side ball in the corner pocket? 410 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,801 I hope he knows what he's doin'. 411 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:02,604 The pitch is... Up, up, and away! 412 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,982 You fizzbrain! 413 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,270 Curve ball in the shirt pocket? 414 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,574 Or was it the pants pocket? 415 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,568 That wasn't the pitch I signaled! 416 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:19,240 ...scores! The winning run is rounding third. 417 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,407 [Pete] No! 418 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,779 Grand slam, wild pitch! 419 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:28,617 And the sluggers come from ahead to lose it 7-8. 420 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,955 Only know two guys who could Goof up like that. 421 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,793 Goofy and Pete. 422 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:38,339 You're banned from baseball forever! 423 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,133 Don't even watch it on TV, 424 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,888 or trade baseball cards, or chew bubble gum! 425 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,510 [both] Unreal! 426 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,481 Gawrsh! Now I know how Shoeless Joe Jackson felt. 427 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,732 Aww, Dad, who needs baseball? 428 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,784 There's better things to play. 429 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,440 Yeah. Like football. 430 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:02,449 Hey, the season's just startin'. 431 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,120 Football! 432 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,872 [Goofy] Used to be a star quarterback myself. 433 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,661 [Pete] Best wide receiver in the league! 434 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,246 [Goofy] Gonna teach you everything we know. 435 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,041 Okay, boys. Back for the pass! 436 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,923 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 437 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,674 [theme music playing] 438 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:45,778 Yeah!