AH-HYUCK.
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES!
♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
IT IS COLOSSAL. IT IS STUPENDOUS.
THE WORLD HASN'T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
SINCE THE DAYS OF THE DINOSAUR.
I DIDN'T THINK WRITING A TERM PROJECT
WAS GOING TO BE SO OUTRAGEOUS, POP.
AND TASTY, TOO. AH-HYUCK!
[TYPING]
I'M GONNA KILL THAT GOOF ONE OF THESE NIGHTS.
IT WAS WORTH WAITING TILL THE LAST MINUTE
SO WE COULD SEE BIGFOOT IN ACTION.
YEAH. AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE HOW BIGFOOT
SMOOSHED UP ALL THEM LITTLE FOOTS. AH-HYUCK!
[IMITATING CAR]
WE'LL HAVE THIS REPORT DONE IN NO TIME.
WHOA! AH-HYUCK!
DON'T WORRY, MAX. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DOT THE "I."
[SCREECH]
[DOG BARKING]
WHAT'S THAT MANIAC UP TO NOW?
[GRUMBLING]
I'M GONNA KILL THAT GOOF!
PETEY POOH, YOU'RE SNORING.
ROLL OVER.
THANK YOU.
[DOORS SLAM]
[SNORING]
[MEOW] [RINGING]
SHORT NIGHT.
COME ON, SON.
WE GOTTA GET A JUMP ON THE DAY.
RIGHT.
[YAWNING] JUMP.
[SCREECHING]
[SNORING]
BETTER HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST, MAXIE.
YOU GOTTA GET TO SCHOOL.
[SCREECHING]
[YAWNING]
RIGHT. SCHOOL.
HAVE A GOOD DAY, SON.
RIGHT.
DAY.
DON'T FORGET YOUR REPORT.
OH, REPORT.
BYE, MAX.
[SNORING]
AHEM.
[TEACHER] PLEASE PASS YOUR TERM PROJECTS
TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM.
I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE WHAT YOU ALL HAVE DONE
WITH THESE MYTHS AND LEGENDS OF THE NATURAL WORLD.
[SNORING]
PSST. HEY, MAX. WAKE UP.
HUH? WHAT?
TIME TO HAND IN THE MYSTERIES OF NATURE REPORT.
I WANTED THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON,
BUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER WAS O.K.
YEAH. MINE WAS FUN, TOO,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT BIGFOOT.
YOU CAN BUY ONE AT ANY CAR DEALER.
CAR DEALER?
[SNORING]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WE'RE HAVING OUR SCHOOL PICTURES TAKEN.
AND I MUST TELL YOU,
YOUR ENSEMBLE HAS CREATED QUITE A STIR.
I DIG YOUR HAT.
RIGHT, PEEJSTER. HAT.
[SNORING]
AND REMEMBER TO NEVER, I REPEAT--
NEVER LET THIS SOLUTION GET TOO WARM.
[SNORING]
MAX, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT--YAAH!
HUH? MR. HAMMERHEAD! WHAT HAPPENED?
I SEEM TO HAVE SLIPPED IN YOUR...LUNCH.
IT DOESN'T LOOK PARTICULARLY NUTRITIOUS.
YEAH, BUT THE COLOR'S GREAT ON YOU.
YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE, MAX.
MR. HAMMERHEAD IS JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
AND I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I AM, TOO.
HEY, MISS PENNYPACKER, I'M COOL.
THEN WHY ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS,
DRESSING LIKE A DIPSTICK,
AND EATING LIKE A GOAT?
NOT TO MENTION THE CONDITION OF YOUR TERM PROJECT.
THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU, MAX.
BUT WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT DOING THAT REPORT.
WE? SURE.
MY DAD WAS A BIG HELP WITH THAT.
HE TAKES GREAT CARE OF ME.
OH, YES. YOUR FATHER.
YOU'RE AN AWFUL LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
ALONE? SURE, BUT NOT FOR LONG
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S-- HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
YEAH, AND SOON.
AND WE'LL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
LIKE SNOW WHITE AND DOPEY AND STUFF.
HONEST.
THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER.
MEET HER?
OH, UH...WELL...
YES, RIGHT.
SO THEN I TOLD HER DAD WAS GETTING MARRIED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT BOWL.
MAYBE YOU DO NEED A MOM.
MAX IS GETTING A MOM?
OH, BOY! I THINK THAT'S WONDERFUL.
I CAN COME AND VISIT AND TRY ON HER CLOTHES
AND WEAR HER MAKEUP AND--
ONE WORD OF THIS TO ANYONE,
AND YOUR PIGTAILS WILL BE ORPHANS.
WHY, MAX! I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE,
NOT IF IT'S A SECRET.
HA HA HA HA!
GOOFY WITH A WIFE?
I CAN'T STAND IT! STOP IT!
YOU'RE KILLING ME! I CAN'T--
CAN YOU SEE 'EM?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
IT'S NOT NICE TO LAUGH
WHEN MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW THE JOKE.
SO SPIT IT OUT.
A WIFE?
GAWRSH, I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING FINE ON OUR OWN,
BUT IF YOU WANT A MOM--
WELL, DAD, YOU SEE,
IT'S NOT EXACTLY THAT I WANT ONE--
GOOFY, I THINK IT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL!
WHO'S THE LUCKY WOMAN?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
WHO IS SHE, MAX?
MRS. P., WE HAVEN'T REALLY FOUND ANYONE.
HEY!
OH, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY.
NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, YOU SWEET MAN.
I'M GOING TO HANDLE EVERYTHING.
[GIGGLES]
BUT IT'S SO SIMPLE, GOOFYKINS.
YOU JUST FILL THIS OUT,
SEND IT IN TO THE COMPUTER DATING SERVICE,
AND WE'LL HAVE YOU MARRIED OFF IN NO TIME.
NOW WE HAVE TO DESCRIBE THE WOMAN OF OUR DREAMS.
HMM. HAS TO LIKE KIDS.
AND ME.
AND CATS.
AND BE A GOOD MECHANIC.
THIS IS MORE FUN THAN HAVIN' KITTENS.
SAYS WHO?
ALL FINISHED.
THEY WANT YOU TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
AW, SHUCKS. AH-HYUCK. YOU DO IT, MAX.
I MIGHT GET CARRIED AWAY. AH-HYUCK!
HEIGHT...YEAH...
WEIGHT...YEAH...
BIRTHDAY...O.K.
THAT TAKES CARE OF ALL THE EASY STUFF.
NOW HOW CAN WE SAY HOW SPECIAL POP IS
WITHOUT SCARING THEM TO DEATH?
[PURRING]
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT, WAFFLES.
WE'LL JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
KIND, GENTLE, GOT A GREAT LAUGH,
ALWAYS LOSES AT CHECKERS.
THE PERFECT DAD.
THE PERFECT...HUSBAND.
AH...THE PERFECT ANSWERS.
DIFFERENT, BUT PERFECT.
NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST. I GOTTA GET MOVIN'.
OH, GOOD. I WANT YOU
TO DROP OFF GOOFY'S APPLICATION AT THE DATING SERVICE.
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, CUPID?
I GOTTA STOP AND SEE ABOUT REPAVING THE CAR LOT!
YOU CAN STOP AT THE DATING SERVICE AFTERWARDS...RIGHT?
WHY, SURE. ANYTHING FOR YOU, LILY PAD.
HEY, SWEETUMS, I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MAN OF THE PLACE
TOUT SUITE, SEE?
I'M THE MAN OF THIS PLACE.
HAVE YOU ANY OBJECTIONS?
WHY, NO. 'COURSE NOT!
I LIKE BUSINESSMEN--
UH, WOMEN. YEAH.
THEY REMIND ME OF MY WIFE.
YEAH, WIFE.
JUST THE WOMAN FOR THAT GOOF!
SAY, LADY, DO YOU MAKE HOUSE CALLS?
I WANT TO DO A FAVOR FOR MY NEIGHBOR.
[GOOFY] ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?
BELIEVE ME, GOOFY, IT'S AS NECESSARY AS LITTER IN A CAT BOX.
YOU'LL JUST LOVE IT.
I'D JUST LIKE A LITTLE OFF THE--
HEY, WATCH OUT! THAT'S MY EAR!
WHOA. THAT WAS CLOSE.
HELP!
WHOOOAA!
HEY! STOP! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
WHOA! HELP!
GAWRSH!
WHEW.
OH, WASN'T THAT JUST WONDERFUL?
ADMIT IT, GOOFY.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SO MUCH FUN IN YOUR LIFE?
NOPE. CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE.
WELL, THAT'S IT, GOOFY.
WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW.
JUST BE YOURSELF.
GOOFER, WHEN THAT WOMAN ARRIVES,
SHE'S NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER
EVEN WHILE IT'S HAPPENING TO HER.
GAWRSH. THANKS, PETEY.
WHEN WILL SHE GET HERE?
SHE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT FOR AN ESTIMATE--
I MEAN, ENGAGEMENT.
AND I'LL BE AROUND IN CASE
YOU NEED ANY LAST-SECOND ADVICE.
[CHUCKLING]
YEAH. ME, TOO.
WON'T BE MUCH LONGER.
IF SHE'S ON TIME, THE FUN SHOULD BEGIN--
4, 3, 2, 1--NOW!
I'M GONNA LOVE THIS.
SHE'S HERE!
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
EW. YECCHH.
SHE'S COMING UP THE WALK.
OH, GOODIE. WHAT IS SHE LIKE?
SHE SEEMS VERY, UH, CASUAL.
OH, JUST THE WAY I LIKE 'EM. AH-HYUCK!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
NOW, WE'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN IF YOU NEED US.
GOOD LUCK, POP.
THANKS, MAX.
MR. GOOF, I'M--
OH, AH-HYUCK, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
YOU CAN JUST CALL ME GOOFY.
UH, ALL RIGHT. GOOFY.
COME ON IN, GILDA. AH-HYUCK.
UH-OH. THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. NOT UP TO CODE AT ALL.
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. UH, THESE ARE FOR YOU.
WHY, THANK YOU.
FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS GIVEN ME PRESENTS
FOR AN ESTIMATE.
AW, LET'S KNOCK OFF ANY ESTIMATIN'
AND GET RIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS.
AH-HYUCK. HA HA!
RIGHT HERE?
RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
HA HA HA HA!
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! I CAN'T STAND IT!
SAY, YOU'RE KIND OF IMPULSIVE, AREN'T YA?
LET ME DO THAT. AH-HYUCK.
AFTER ALL, YOU ARE MY GUEST.
GUEST?
WHOOAA!
LOOK OUT! THAT'S MY FAVORITE JACKHAMMER!
WHOOAA!
YEOW!
YAAHOOIIEE!
[GRUMBLING]
YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
NOW WAIT A MINUTE, GILDA.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
NO, NO, GILDA!
SHE'S LEAVING.
QUICK! ASK HER TO DANCE.
SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET.
OKEY-DOKEY.
[PETE] HELP! POLICE! MARINES!
COME BACK HERE, YOU JOKER! PEG!
I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING FUNNY.
AHEM, MR. GOOF?
♪♪ [TANGO]
WHAAH!
WHOOAA!
AH-HYUCK. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
SURE GLAD YOU DECIDED NOT TO LEAVE, GILDA.
[COUGHING]
GILDA?
MISS PENNYPACKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
[COUGHING]
JUST SEEING HOW YOU TWO ARE GETTING ALONG.
UH-OH. UH-OH.
I CAN ASSURE YOU, MISS PENNYPACKER,
THAT GOOFY IS A WONDERFUL FATHER.
THE BEST! AND I OUGHTA KNOW!
BUT DOESN'T ALL THIS CONFUSION
MAKE STUDY A BIT DIFFICULT?
I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
DON'T WORRY, GOOFY. MAX CAN STAY WITH US
UNTIL THIS IS ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.
THANKS, PEG.
DON'T TAKE RIDES FROM ANY STRANGERS
OR ANY WOODEN NICKELS OR CANDY FROM A BABY.
RELAX, DAD. I'VE SPENT THE NIGHT AT PJ's BEFORE.
SEE YA.
[MEOW]
ME, TOO, WAFFLES.
A MAN'S HOME IS HIS HOSPITAL.
OH, PETE! WHAT HAPPENED?
HUH? I TRIPPED OVER THE SPRINKLER.
HI, MRS. P.! MR. P.!
WHAT'S THAT KID DOING HERE?
HE'S JUST STAYING WITH US
UNTIL THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL NEXT DOOR.
NORMAL! NEXT DOOR? THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER!
BURGLARS!
I HATE BURGLARS!
YEOW!
MR. P., ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT? MAX! SURE, I'M FINE.
I WAS JUST...
CHECKING OUT MY SECURITY SYSTEM.
WELL, NIGHT, MR. P. HAVE FUN.
YEAH, GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE TROUBLE-MAKIN' GOOF.
NOOOOO!
MAX!
HUH?
MAX! MAX! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I'M FINE, POP. IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE.
IF IT'S THAT KID AGAIN,
I'LL GIVE HIM SOMETHIN' TO REMEMBER.
NO, NO. NOT THIS TIME.
WHAT'S THAT?
AW, THAT'S JUST MR. P.
FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN.
NO WONDER YOU'RE HAVING NIGHTMARES.
[GOOFY HUMMING]
CAN'T THAT GOOF WORK ANY FASTER?
I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND THAT KID
IN MY HOUSE ANOTHER NIGHT.
DON'T BE SUCH A POO-POO HEAD.
YOU ACT LIKE IT WAS THE POOR MAN'S FAULT.
WHO ELSE IS THERE TO BLAME?
HERE'S THE BILL
FOR ALL MY TIME THAT YOU'VE WASTED.
BILL? WHAT BILL?
LADY, LET ME JUST TELL YOU
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S SENSE OF HUMOR.
UH, GOOFY... HUH?
GOOFY, PETE IS FEELING VERY BAD ABOUT THIS.
WHY, HE ALMOST FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS.
HE JUST COULDN'T LET YOU DO THIS WORK BY YOURSELF,
COULD YOU, SWEETUMS?
SURE. I LOVE THE CHANCE TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR.
IF YOU COULD FIND A CHIMNEY BRUSH
AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS,
IT'D BE A BIG HELP.
SURE, GOOFSTER, SURE.
MY PLEASURE.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
HIS FAVORITE PILLOW?
HA HA! NICE COLOR.
[MEOW]
I KNEW THIS RAG WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
[SCREECHING]
WAFFLES?
WHAT THE--
COME HERE!
[GRUMBLING]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
HELP! I'M STUCK!
GET ME OUTTA HERE! [GRUMBLING]
OH, MY GOSH! PETE'S IN TROUBLE!
[SNICKERING]
HANG ON TO THIS, PETEY.
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT IN NO TIME.
YEEOOWW!
AAH!
I'M SORRY, MAX,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET THIS FIXED TONIGHT.
ONE MORE NIGHT AT PJ's COULDN'T HURT.
HERE'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND YOUR CLEAN UNDIES
AND YOUR TEDDY BEAR, SKATEBOARD, SCHOOL BOOKS
AND HERE'S THAT REPORT ON BIGFEET
WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT DOING.
I FOUND IT CLEANING UP THIS MESS.
I THOUGHT I HANDED THAT IN.
SO DID I.
I WORK VERY HARD NOT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS,
BUT IN THIS CASE, I CERTAINLY SEEM TO HAVE DONE JUST THAT.
- MAX! - DAD!
OF COURSE, TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE,
PERHAPS MR. GOOF AND I SHOULD DISCUSS IT
OVER DINNER AND, UH, DANCING?
AH-HYUCK. THAT'D BE A HOOT, MISS PENNYPACKER.
IF YOU'RE GOING OUT,
THERE'S ONE THING YOU'D BETTER NOT FORGET TO TAKE ALONG.
WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT?
ME!
SAY, MISS PENNYPACKER,
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FIXING CHIMNEYS,
WOULD YA?