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Ah-hyuck!

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♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

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♪ Like father, like son ♪

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♪ You're always number one ♪

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[both] Yes!

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♪ There's buddies,
There's pals ♪

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Yeah!

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♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

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♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

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♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

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♪ A real good time ♪

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Aah!

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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

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♪ Always stick together ♪

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

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♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

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♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

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♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ And we always stick together ♪

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Gawrsh!

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♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ The best of friends forever ♪

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♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

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♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

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♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

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♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

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Yeah!

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[Bif]
Fact or fiction? You decide!

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I'm Bif Fuddled, and this is odd facts,

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strange stuff, and things
too weird to fake.

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Ah-hyuck! Golden age of tellyvision!

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[gulps]

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Come on out, I gotcha covered.

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Max! Whatcha doin' in there?

38
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I'm fishin' for loose change.

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There's this cool video game
I just gotta have,

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but I'm a quarter short and I...

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Yes!

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Button.

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Say... uh, Dad?

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You wouldn't wanna slide me an advance
on the old allowance, would ya?

45
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[Goofy] You're already advanced clear to
your seventh year of high school.

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[Max] High school doesn't go seven years.

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[Goofy] It did for me.

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[man on TV]
First up, a fabulous fortune!

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-As in money?
-That's right!

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Obscene amounts of cashola,
dinero, do-re-mi!

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Our story begins off the coast
of Spoonerville...

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Hey, that's our town!

53
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Here we are at Scarier Reef.
Far below asleep in the deep

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lies the legendary treasure
of the Pirate Nearbeard.

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Treasure? Forget the video game.
I could buy a whole arcade!

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Yeow!

57
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Hey, I found a quarter for ya, Max!
Ah-hyuck!

58
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Max?

59
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Now, I'm gonna need a boat.

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[Pete whistling]

61
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You call that a plan?

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Me ask my dad to take us fishin'?

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You wanna get rich, don't you?

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-Yeah.
-Attaboy.

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Then we need your dad's boat
to find the treasure.

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Testing!

67
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Forget it, Max.

68
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Awww, Peej, fishin' with your dad.
What could be more fun?

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Eating glass.

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You got any idea what fishin'
with him is like?

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Not to mention when I turn green,
and toss three meals a day!

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I'll be in there tossin' with ya!

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We'll stick together like Lewis 'n' Clark,

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like Chip 'n' Dale,

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like... peanut butter and sardines.

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No. Forget it, Max. No way!

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You cannot talk me into this one.

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Every time. How does he do it?
Every... single... time.

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"Turbo blast," hmmm.

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"50 megatons of power in a convenient,
spill-proof bottle."

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-[PJ] Ahem!
-Yeah?

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Hi there, Dad.

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Y'know, we really oughta
spend more time together.

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Hi, there, Dad, you know we really
ought to spend more time together.

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Yeah, right. What for?

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You know, Dad, I would really like it
if you'd take m-me, uh...

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Say it!

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Fishin'.

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You would? Gee, son, ya mean it?

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No--yes. When I sit on your bended knee,

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there is no son as pleased as me.

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For of them all, I am most glad

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"...that I'm your boy and you're my dad.

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Happy father's day, love, Max-- Oops!

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That I'm your boy and you're my dad.

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Happy father's day, love, Max.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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Love, Max?

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Uh, I mean, I'd love to maximize
my time with you.

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Dad, let's go fishin'!

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Well, all right.

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Ah-hyuck!

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My boy wants to follow in my footsteps.

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Welcome aboard, son.

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Ah-hyuck! Great!
We'll have a grand old time.

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-Peej.
-Max.

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What do you mean you got a little problem?

108
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Maybe problem's too strong a word.

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Nothing's wrong with
the father-son fishing plan.

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C'mon, Max!

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Just got one too many fathers.

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[whistle blows]

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C'mon, son. Your voyage to manhood's
about to shove off.

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Max, you're coming along, right?

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Yeah, oh, yeah, just gimme a minute.

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A minute? Shucks, we've got all day!

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Uh, well, I was sorta hopin' to go
with P.J. over there.

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Oh, you can hang out with P.J. anytime.
Today it's just the two of us.

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[stammering]

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Max!

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Oh. Forget them goofs.
We're gonna have some real fun.

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Peej!

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Some fun, eh, kiddo?

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[P.J. groaning]

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Gawrsh, son, got a nibble already?

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[Pete] Outta the way! [laughs]

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Gangway!

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Ya got a whopper!

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Maaaaxx!

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You're doin' great, son, don'tcha think
y'oughta give 'er a little slack?

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[screaming]

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Max!

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The perfect spot. Nobody for miles.

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Whoooaaaaah!

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Hey! Leggo my boat!

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Ahoy, Pete! Ah-hyuck!

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[screams]

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If those goofs are fishing here,
we're not.

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[panting] That was your great,
fantastic plan?

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Hey, we're together, aren't we?
Now, nothing is going to keep us apart.

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Garwsh, Max. Thought ya wanted
to go fishin' with me.

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Oh, yeah, right, just the two of us.

143
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That way, nobody else will know

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about your secret fishing spot.

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Secret fishing spot?

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Secret fishing spot?
Gawrsh, didn't even know I had--

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You know. Where the big ones are biting.

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Goof, mi amigo,
buddy, ol' pal, ol' neighbor, ol' chum,

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I think we oughta stick together.

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[Max] There it is. Scarier Reef.

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Weigh anchor!

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Oof! Ayeee!

153
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What about Mr. G.?

154
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Well, the sea's a harsh mistress, my boy.

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[panting] Anchor's weighed.
She's about a ton.

156
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Urmph... urk, Dad?

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Yeah, I know, son. Cute, ain't it?

158
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Here. I'm gonna show you how to hook
the man-sized ones.

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Hyuck! Here ya go, Max.
Now to find some bait. Let's see.

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-When are we gonna look for gold?
-As soon as we ditch the dads.

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-How?
-New plan.

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-I hate this.
-You'll love it.

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-You get to hit me.
-Really?

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Yeah, but I get to hit you... first!

165
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[Max] Is not!

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Dad, P.J. says Pete's a better fisherman
than you.

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[sobbing]

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Say, what do you mean
lettin' your kid hit my kid

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just for tellin' the truth
about your lame self?

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Oh, now, Pete, don't get yourself
all riled.

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Of course, I am better fisherman.

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Oh, yeah?

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-Well, maybe I am.
-Well, I say I am.

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-I am. I am. I am.
-I am. I am. I am.

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Gimme that! I'll show ya fishin'!

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Here, Dad!

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Worked like gangbusters.

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[P.J.] Wait a minute.

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How's my dad's fish finder
gonna find gold?

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We set it for
goldfish, Einstein.

181
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Whoa, that's pretty high tech stuff, man.

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-Are you sure you know what you're doin'?
-One button. Piece of cake.

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[beeping]

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Yeah!

185
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The nerve of that flathead.
Fishin's my life. Grew up on COD.

186
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Tuna think I'm the big kahuna.

187
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[laughs] That's a good one.

188
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-What?
-[humming]

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[laughs]

190
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Guess the sea monkeys aren't bitin',
Mr. Big-time Fisherman!

191
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Now, looky here, Goof. Got me a big one!

192
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Ah-hyuck! Cute li'l feller.

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[laughs]

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Yeow!

195
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Yeow!

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[robotic voice]
Fish finder 5000 operating.

197
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Please enter the fish of your choice.

198
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Flounder, sturgeon, shark, goldfish.

199
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All right! Goldfish!

200
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It's right under us!

201
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-Yes!
-Yes!

202
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-[Pete] That's it! I'm leaving!
-Now? We're so close.

203
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,820
Secret fishin' spot, my squiggly squid.

204
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I'm not wasting my time here.
Raise anchor!

205
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Quick, get me a big fish!

206
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,576
Huh?

207
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,788
-Is this big enough?
-No, but it will be.

208
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,299
Pete's going to love this one.

209
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,350
It's my boat. I decide
where we're gonna fish!

210
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,062
And I say--

211
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,060
we're fishing right here.

212
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,936
-Drop anchor!
-Okey-dokey.

213
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,780
Old Goof lips will be crying in his
root beer when he sees this puppy!

214
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,493
Now, here's one for the record books!

215
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,195
[raspberry]

216
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[chomp]

217
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,331
Yeow!

218
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,706
Lots of spunk for a little guy.

219
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,666
Umph! We're outta here right now!

220
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,256
Excellent idea, sir! We'll get the anchor.

221
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,552
Yeah, we'll get the... What?

222
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,506
We're leaving?

223
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:10,766
Aww, Peej, ye of little faith.
You drop me to the bottom.

224
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,100
I'll hook the anchor to the chest.
End of nautical nightmare,

225
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,397
beginning of a rich and famous lifestyle!

226
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,362
You mean we get to go home?

227
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,652
Aah!

228
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:51,394
-You had to pick a heavy treasure.
-Heavy's good! You want heavy.

229
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,394
That means lots to go around.

230
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,229
Hey, quit playing with that anchor.

231
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,232
We're gettin' out of here now, see!

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[man]
Attention! Attention!

233
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,534
You're advised to return to harbor.

234
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:05,569
A major storm is approaching Spooner Bay.
Rain, thunder.

235
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,775
Lightning?

236
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:10,155
You heard him, Pete, better skedaddle!

237
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,460
Ohh, I get it.
Wanna quit while you're ahead, eh?

238
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,631
Tryin' to show me up
in front of my boy, huh?

239
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:23,130
Nothin' doin', Goof!
Drop anchor! We're staying!

240
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,474
No!

241
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,549
We just--

242
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:31,064
Storm or no storm, there's a big fish
out there with my name on it.

243
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,845
[Max straining] No, I deserve this.

244
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,395
I have this coming to me.

245
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,898
C'mon, Max! Storm's comin'!

246
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,816
Gotta batten down the hatches!

247
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,172
[tires squealing]

248
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,132
Stow down! Steer clear!
Sit tight! Stay cool!

249
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,885
Lash yourselves to the mast!
It's a hurricane!

250
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,345
Aah! Ow!

251
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,356
[grunts]

252
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,738
Dad, don'tcha think
we should be goin' home?

253
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,204
Nah, it's just a drizzle.

254
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:40,001
Your old man's not beat yet!
We'll show the goofs how real men fish!

255
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,125
Just a squall!

256
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:49,720
Ugh! Peej! C'mon, help me!

257
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:56,557
-Forget it, Max.
-Aah!

258
00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,231
So this is what they mean by
"Yo, ho, blow the man down!"

259
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,451
[all] Shark!

260
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,792
-Aah!
-Aah!

261
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,997
[boing]

262
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,229
I think we've got a little problem.

263
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,396
Back in business!

264
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,065
First Mate P.J., front and center!

265
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,664
B-B-But, Dad!

266
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,119
That's an order, sailor!

267
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,906
Belay that order! Back! I'll come there!

268
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,754
Aah! Help! Aah!

269
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,755
[straining]

270
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,049
[P.J.] Cut it out!

271
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,512
Hey. What's up, guys?

272
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,271
My boaaaat!

273
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,276
She's still in one piece.

274
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,446
-No!
-No!

275
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,533
Abandon ship!

276
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,374
Abandon it? I haven't paid for it yet!

277
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,593
TV, VCR, CD, hi-fi, shortwave,
longwave, microwave,

278
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,420
recliner, pool table, Jacuzzi, and...

279
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,256
My rubber duckie.

280
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,970
[crying]

281
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,096
Everything...

282
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,435
Sunk!

283
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110
We're not moving.

284
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,647
Max, what're ya doing?

285
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,410
Carry-on luggage?

286
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,994
My treasure!

287
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:24,542
Treasure? Daddy needs a new boat.

288
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,790
[squealing tires]

289
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,997
My treasure, your dad?
This guy'll eat anything.

290
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,760
I'll save you, Skipper!

291
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,654
[squealing tires]

292
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,110
[both scream]

293
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,124
Your plan just keeps gettin' better, Max.

294
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,458
Hey, I can adapt.

295
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,182
Whooooaaaa!

296
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,017
[all screaming]

297
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,812
Whoooooaaaaa!

298
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,106
Hello! I'm Bif Fuddled!

299
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,901
Yeah, I'm a little confused myself.

300
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,105
No, I'm Bif Fuddled, and you're on TV!

301
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,987
You've just recovered
the legendary treasure of Near Beard!

302
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,035
Fact or fiction?

303
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,538
Fact! Every word!

304
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,666
And not only that, I also captured
that shark over there

305
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,880
with my bare hands.

306
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,501
[spectators] Ooh!

307
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,798
Millions of people are watching.
What do you say we open her up?

308
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,640
Rich and famous in one shot.

309
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,847
[spectators] Ahh!

310
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,268
That's my treasure! I worked for it!

311
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,562
C'mon, lemme through!

312
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:15,396
Oh, bad break! It's a Pistoosa!

313
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,243
Everybody knows that Pistoosas
are worth less than nothing.

314
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,739
Let's look at the bar graph.

315
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,742
Huh?

316
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,123
What do you mean with that nothin' stuff?

317
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,964
[spectators] Boo! Hiss!

318
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,081
A fake shark, sir?

319
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,585
Well, this show will not resort
to cheap trickery.

320
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:40,048
Expensive, yes. Cheap, never!

321
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,552
Wait a minute!
Don't I get anything outta this?

322
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:51,523
On a scale of 1 to 10,
I give this plan a Pistoosa.

323
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,364
All I wanted was one lousy quarter.

324
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:02,072
I had so much fun fishin' with ya, Max,
I almost forgot.

325
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,615
Found it in the sofa.

326
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,789
Way to go, Dad!

327
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,078
See? Told you it'd be easy.

328
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,423
♪ Gimme a beat ♪

329
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,803
[theme music playing]

330
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,319
Yeah!