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[LAUGHTER]
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[CRASHING]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[SIRENS] [TENSE MUSIC] (dramatic music)
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- Did he show?
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- No.
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- What if he doesn't come?
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- It's no big deal.
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I'll tell the story.
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Did he really start a fight in school?
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All I know is something happened
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and he got sent to the principal.
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- I bet he's grounded.
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- What a jerk, why did he start a fight?
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- And that's the kind of
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thinking that makes me nuts.
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- What did you do?
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I know you got cool.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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How come whenever
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something nasty goes down,
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I take the heat?
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It's like I'm guilty
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till proven innocent.
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- Because you're usually guilty?
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- No, just because somebody
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does some things sometimes
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doesn't mean he does
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everything all the time.
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Forget it.
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All right, I got a
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story about this very thing.
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It's about a guy
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who's a little different.
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He doesn't go along with
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what's normal, you know?
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People don't like
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things that aren't normal.
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It makes them uncomfortable,
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but that's the way my guy likes it.
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That is, until he gets into trouble
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and he has nowhere to turn.
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And the only person who believes in him
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is the one person who
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should fear the most.
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Submitted for the
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approval of the Midnight Society.
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I call this story
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The Tale of Vampire Town.
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(dramatic music)
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(explosion)
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- Hello.
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Coming, coming.
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Mysterio Funeral Home.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.
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No, no, I won't forget the milk.
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Yeah.
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See you soon.
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(explosion)
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(groans) (explosion)
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(whimpers)
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Tonight I arrive in
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Mysterio, the fabled vampire town.
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Only last week there was a vampire attack
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in this quiet hamlet.
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Could it be that Dreyfus,
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the greatest vampire of all,
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has returned?
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Legend has it that he
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slept in the cat combs
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beneath Mysterio for centuries.
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If this is true and he has
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indeed risen from his grave,
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I will do everything
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in my power to meet him.
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Face to face.
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Dad, take it easy.
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I mean, Father, please take care.
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- Sorry, Mr. Legosi.
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- Lunchtime.
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You know I only eat red meat.
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- Yeah, peanut butter
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sticks to the fangs.
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- If I'm going to hunt vampires,
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then I need to think like a vampire.
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And I don't think that
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they eat peanut butter.
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(dramatic music)
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Mysterio, one mile.
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- You sure you wanna go to this place?
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I mean, I got field seats
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for the Jets game tomorrow.
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- Honey, this is Adder's call.
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- Yeah, but field seats.
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- This is a family trip.
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We agreed as a family to
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let Adder choose the place.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Transylvania, here we come.
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(dramatic music)
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- This is the place?
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- Just as I imagined it.
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- Better have cable.
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- Ugh, what is that smell?
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- Raven's blood, nightshade and mandrake,
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a vampire delicacy from Romania.
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They can't resist it.
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- He gets this from
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your side of the family.
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(dramatic music)
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- Why does he always make fun of me?
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- You're a great kid, Adder.
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But we just don't
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understand this fascination
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with vampires.
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- I'm sorry, if I'm not
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the son, you want me to be.
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- All we want is for you to be happy.
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And if that means
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dressing up and carrying around
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bottles of stinky
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vampire goo, then go for it.
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(dramatic music)
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Come on.
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- I can't, not till after sunset.
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- Right, gotta think like a vampire.
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You know vampires aren't real, don't you?
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- That's what we're here to find out.
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(bell ringing)
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- A cheery spot.
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Someone should open a window.
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We never opened a curtains.
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- Sunlight damages our antiques.
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- But you do have cable, right?
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- And running water.
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- Perfect, we booked two rooms.
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- It should be under the name Carbio.
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- Sign the book, please.
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And your other guest?
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- He'll be here after sunset.
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- Don't ask.
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What's this about this
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town being full of vampires?
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Old fables, like the witches of Salem.
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I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
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- We heard there was a
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vampire attack last week.
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- Do you believe in vampires?
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- Of course not.
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- Neither do I, neither
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does anyone else in Wisteria.
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We've been fighting
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those rumors for years.
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It keeps the tourists away.
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- Or in our case, it attracts them.
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- Still, people
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believe what they want to.
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- Speaking for the citizens of Wisteria,
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we'd appreciate it if you
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wouldn't spread silly rumors.
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- Memo to self, don't ask
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the hotel guy about vampires.
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- He's gonna love at her.
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(dramatic music)
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- I wouldn't fool around
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in that getup if I were you.
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- Show me to my room.
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- Number 16, up the stairs to the left.
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- I want to see the catacombs.
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- Catacombs?
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They've been closed for years.
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- Closed?
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I mean, show me.
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I understand there's an entrance in the
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basement of this inn.
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Hey, so that the way?
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- The catacombs are sealed up.
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Why are you so interested?
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- Let's just say I have an
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appointment with destiny.
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(dramatic music)
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- Carl, Stanley, did you get
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a look at what attacked you
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the other night?
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Too bad, because somebody just checked in
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that's making me very nervous.
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- My father looks at me
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like I were from another world.
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Perhaps I am.
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Or should be.
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The catacombs are
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sealed, but that won't stop me.
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Tonight, while everyone
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sleeps, I will find Dreyfus.
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If he exists.
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- You'll add her.
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What are you writing?
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- Nothing.
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- You're writing something?
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- You just make fun of
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it, like everything else.
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- Well, hunting vampires is pretty goofy.
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- Let's talk about something else.
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- Well, I'm turning in.
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- What are we up
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planning to talk about tomorrow?
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- Yeah, the real yak fest.
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(birds chirping)
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- Unreal.
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(dramatic music)
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- You sure he's the one who jumped me?
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Why else would he be coming down here?
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We got him, all right.
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(dramatic music) (dramatic music)
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- Wow.
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I'm gonna be famous.
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Dreyfus, he's really here.
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- Don't move, you devil.
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I thought we saw the last day.
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Your kind ages ago.
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- My kind, what are you, hey, whoa, whoa.
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I'm not a vampire.
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Look out!
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(screaming)
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- Stuck.
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Come on, I know another way.
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(dramatic music)
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- Cover the south
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tunnel, I'll track the door.
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Who would do we do when we get him?
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- Stink the vampire.
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- What am I doing?
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I gotta be crazy.
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(screaming)
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(footsteps)
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Who are you?
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- Dreyfus.
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- Dreyfus.
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You're real?
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- Here, I never
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thought I'd really find you.
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- That what I expected.
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- I need to feed.
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- Feed?
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- Hey, whoa, not me.
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Back off.
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- Here.
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(dramatic music)
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- There.
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Wait, I swear I'm not a vampire.
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I'm a vampire hunter.
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- Look at him, he looks like a vampire.
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- Stay dead, stay dead.
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(screaming)
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- Where am I?
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(dramatic music)
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Ow.
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(growling)
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(screaming)
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- Oh, gross.
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- He must have come up here.
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- You're right, he came up through here.
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- That's how he nearly
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got you the other night.
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- He can't be far.
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Let's split up.
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- I can't help it.
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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- We've got you now.
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- He wasn't in the--
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- It's okay, he can't get away.
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- Wait, I swear I'm not a vampire.
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My name is Zadar Carbayo.
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My parents are staying at your inn.
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- You vampires are all the same,
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real brave until
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you're about to get staked.
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- No, look, my reflection, kissy.
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Hello.
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- Don't let him fool you.
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- Why don't you rats
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leave our town alone?
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- I'm not a vampire, but I'm a kid.
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I go to Westport High, ninth grade.
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This, this, this is an act.
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So, so.
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- So what?
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- So I can pretend.
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I wanted to see if vampires are real.
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And they are, I found one.
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- So did we.
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And we're gonna send you
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back where you came from.
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(screaming)
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(coughing)
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- Dreyfus.
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- Dylie!
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Somebody help me!
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- Dreyfus, over here.
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Raven's blood, nightshade and Andraic,
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all the way from Romania.
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Just for you, better
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than blood, isn't it?
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And you, you haven't
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eaten in a long, long time.
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Come and get it.
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(panting)
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(dramatic music)
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(gasping)
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(thunder rumbling)
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(screaming)
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(gasping)
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- You, you saved my life.
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- Yeah, I guess I did.
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- So, it was Dreyfus all along.
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I never thought I'd find him.
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It was all just a dumb game.
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- It's not a game here, son.
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There are dozens of
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vampires buried down below.
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We don't usually have
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problems, but every so often.
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- So, this really is vampire town.
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- I'm sorry, kid.
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If there's anything I can
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do to make it up to you.
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- Actually, there is.
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You can tell that hotel guy
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that I'm not really a vampire.
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- Stanley?
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That little weasel ran away, didn't he?
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- Yeah, he really is kind of a weenie.
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(laughing) (dramatic music)
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- Bill, this place
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isn't so bad after all.
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- And today's gonna
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be about Adder, right?
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- Adder?
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- Yes, Adder.
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- Our Adder?
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- Adder?
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- Hey guys, how'd you sleep?
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- Terrific.
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You feeling okay?
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- I couldn't be better.
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- Good.
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You ready to go check
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out those catacombs?
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- You really go with me?
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- Oh, it's a little
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weird, but if you're into it,
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who am I to judge?
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- Well, thanks a lot, Dad.
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But they're closed.
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- Really?
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Ah, gee, too bad.
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So, let's do something else.
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- Um, I thought maybe we
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could use those giant tickets.
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- You're kidding.
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You wanna go to the game?
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- But what about the vampire hunt?
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- The cave I saw.
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- It's over.
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- You sure?
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- Positive.
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- Well, let's hit it.
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We'll make it in time for kickoff.
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- I'll be right there.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hello?
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Hello, Adder.
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- Hey, thanks for not saying anything
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to my parents about last night.
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I don't think they'd understand.
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- I'll never breathe a word.
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- In case you run into any more vampires.
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- How kind.
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- Well, bye. (dramatic music)
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Oh, you know, there's
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something that I don't get.
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If Dreyfus only arose last night,
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then who attacked Mr. Mueller last week?
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- I was hoping people
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would think it was you.
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- Yeah, but we, uh...
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Wait.
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What do you mean, "hoping"?
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- It's getting harder and
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harder to get by undetected.
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- I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - I hope you like vampire town
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because you'll be
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staying here a long, long time.
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(dramatic music)
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- And that's the end.
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- That was good.
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- That was great.
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- Great story.
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- Well, meeting's over.
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We're outta here.
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I'm so sorry.
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- I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. - I'm sorry, Quinn.
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It wasn't fair to think
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you started the fight.
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- It's okay.
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- Yeah, me too, dude.
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I wasn't thinking.
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- Don't worry about it.
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- All right.
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- See ya.
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- So, who did start the fight?
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- I did, but hey, the guy deserved it.
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He didn't have my lunch.
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- Yep, I kinda figured.
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- That's cause you're a
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smart guy, just like me.
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(sighs)
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(upbeat music)