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DANIEL: I was driving to work this
morning thinking I will be here,
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in two months,
it'll be 10 years.
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And you're like my real family.
Isn't that tragic?
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(ALL LAUGH)
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I got a call from my mother this
morning who wished me a happy birthday
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and hinted around the fact that
I wasn't making enough money.
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If you can call, "Are you still making
the same salary, honey?" a hint.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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And my ex-wife used to
say the same thing
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although she never used
the word "honey."
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So maybe in three years,
I can double my income?
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Good luck.
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Four years?
Maybe.
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Okay.
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So you're great people
to work with
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and this is a great present.
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And I wish I could squeeze all
of you into one pretty woman.
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And if you'd like to go
into my office, I'll try.
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Thanks a lot.
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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I'll be home in an hour.
WOMAN: Why?
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I'm taking Daniel
to get his new car.
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I'm starving.
All right.
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What'd he get?
BMW convertible.
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Oh, my God. Leather?
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Leather?
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
I want one.
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All right.
Kiss Alex for me.
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I want one.
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She says,
"Happy birthday."
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Hey, these are really great.
Thanks a million.
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Just stuff I like.
DANIEL: It's great.
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Why do you drive this?
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What?
I'm curious.
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I see people driving
these things.
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What do you know that I don't?
Or flood's coming?
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Hoover Dam broke?
What's going on?
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I like this car.
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It's not a car.
It's a battering ram.
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This is what Patton drove.
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(IMITATING PATTON) Hey,
you, soldier, follow us.
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Make fun, but in an 8.5
earthquake, you'll beg for a Jeep.
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In an 8.5 earthquake,
I'll beg for a coffin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So what are you doing tonight?
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I'm gonna take a long drive.
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Alone?
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Unless somebody
comes with the car.
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You don't want to be alone
on your birthday.
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What better day to be alone?
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I don't have that hang-up
like other people do
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about your birthday and parties.
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You are born alone,
you should celebrate it.
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Celebrate aloneness.
That's what birthdays are for.
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Yeah, I never thought
of it like that.
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It's a pitiful theory.
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CAR SALESMAN:
Yeah, sure.
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WOMAN ON PHONE: Look,
I've had these cars before
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and I know there's something wrong.
Mmm-hmm.
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The smell is making me sick.
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That's a normal smell,
Mrs. Bernstein.
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That's a protective coating,
it's not oil burning.
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I think it's oil.
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You look fantastic.
You lose weight?
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Did I what?
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No, I was talking
to someone else.
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Did any of the lights
come on the dash, dear?
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I don't think so.
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Well, that means you're okay.
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If there's any trouble,
they come on.
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Mrs. Bernstein,
we have a little saying around here.
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"If you really smell something and
don't see lights, try dry cleaning."
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Try what?
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She has no sense of humor.
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Dry cleaning?
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Yeah, uh, tell you what.
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If it smells on Monday,
you bring it in.
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I'm very worried.
I'm sure it's nothing.
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Well, I'm sure it's something.
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Okay.
I'm on my way in.
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Trouble with one
of the new cars?
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Oh, no.
She's a lunatic.
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Boy, you have lost
a lot of weight!
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How could I lose
a lot of weight?
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You saw me three days ago.
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You look different.
Why? What is it?
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I don't know.
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I just wrote you
a check for $39,000.
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Ah, that's it.
That's the look.
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39 grand lighter.
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Let's go get it, huh?
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Let's get her. Whoo!
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Hey, what do you got in the box?
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It's my birthday.
They gave me a compact disk player.
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Hey, happy birthday.
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You got a CD player in the car.
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No, I don't.
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You paid for it.
No, I didn't.
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You said you wanted
the best radio.
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The best radio comes with a CD.
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Don't worry.
You'll love it.
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There she is.
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Wow.
It's gorgeous!
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Look at it.
It looks huge!
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It's beautiful!
Beautiful.
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That's not it.
That's a 750. That's it.
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What a cutie.
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Gee, try not to show
the 750 first.
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My car looks like a turd now.
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I'm gonna level with you.
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If I had to choose between
this car and yours,
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I'd take yours every time.
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You're an idiot, Jim.
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(♫ "SOMETHING'S COMING" PLAYING)
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♪ Could be ♪
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♪ Who knows ♪
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♪ There's something due ♪
♪ any day ♪
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(♫ SINGING ALONG)
♪ I will know right away ♪
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♪ Soon as it shows ♪
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♪ It may come cannonballin' ♪
♪ down through the sky ♪
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♪ Gleam in its eye ♪
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♪ Bright as a rose… ♪
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(HORN HONKS)
Whoo!
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♪ It's only just ♪
♪ out of reach ♪
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♪ Down the block ♪
♪ on a beach ♪
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♪ Under a tree ♪
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♪ Zubba dee be de be ♪
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♪ There's a miracle due ♪
♪ gonna come true, coming to me ♪
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MAN: Do we all
have to hear that?
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♪ With a click ♪
♪ with a shock ♪
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♪ Ba na blim bla ♪
♪ door'll knock, boop! ♪
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♪ Open the latch ♪
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♪ Something's coming ♪
♪ don't know when ♪
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♪ But it's soon ♪
♪ catch the moon ♪
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♪ One-handed catch ♪
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♪ Around the corner ♪
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♪ Or whistling ♪
♪ down the river ♪
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♪ Do do do la la la ♪
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♪ Come to me ♪
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(HORN BLARING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Good afternoon,
and welcome to Judgment City.
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You've just had
quite a little journey,
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so for now, relax
and enjoy the ride.
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Considering the transformation
you've just been through,
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you really won't have
any choice.
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Now, if we've done our
work correctly,
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you should all be from the
western half of the United States.
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Even though this
isn't the Earth,
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our surroundings should seem
pleasing and very familiar to you.
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Exactly why you're here
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and what you'll be doing
will be explained later.
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No need to worry about that now.
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Soon we will be dropping
you off at your hotel.
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You will sleep the night
and tomorrow when you wake,
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you'll feel wonderful
and raring to go.
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You'll find many activities for your
enjoyment here in Judgment City.
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For example,
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how many like to play golf?
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You won't be able to get
your hands up just yet,
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but good, we have three
championship golf courses.
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So sit back and have fun.
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You're all gonna be here
for the next five days
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and we want you to
enjoy yourselves.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the Continental Hotel.
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Those staying here will be
escorted from the tram.
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The rest of us will depart momentarily.
Thank you.
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Watch your step.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
My name is Stan.
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Because of what
you've just been through,
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you'll want to go directly to
your room and go fast asleep.
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You're already checked in.
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You have nothing to
worry about tonight.
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Everything will be explained
to you in the morning.
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Have a good rest.
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If you have any questions,
I'm here to help.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Mr. Miller, this is your room.
Make yourself at home.
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I'll be right back.
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This way, please, sir.
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Sir. All the clothing you'll need for
the time you're here is in this closet.
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We call these tupas.
They're like caftans.
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They're quite comfortable
and they fit everyone.
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Would you like to shower,
or are you too tired?
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You're too tired?
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I understand.
There are five channels
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of programming
on the television.
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Channel 3 will tell you
all about Judgment City.
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Have a wonderful night's sleep,
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and if I can do anything for
you, I'm at your service.
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I'd be very surprised if
you found anything in there,
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but I appreciate the attempt.
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Sleep well.
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(SNORING)
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- Good morning, Ellen.
- Morning.
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- Good morning, Philip.
- Morning.
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Glad you could make it, Leonard.
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Good morning, Susan.
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Good morning,
Mr. Diamond.
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Who's prosecuting?
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Lena Foster.
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Hmm.
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Huh.
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She's going to have
a field day with this one.
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She lost last Thursday.
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Really?
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There is a God.
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Okay, call him up, please.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hmm.
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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Hello?
Mr. Miller?
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Yes?
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Hold on for Bob Diamond, please.
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Who?
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DIAMOND: Daniel?
Yeah?
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Diamond here. How are you, my friend?
Good sleep?
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Yes.
Amazing, isn't it?
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Listen, you're gonna get up,
get showered,
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you're gonna put on
some of those nice clothes,
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you're gonna take
a tram downtown
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and you're gonna come
see me this morning.
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Do you have any idea
what's going on?
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No.
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Well, in a nutshell,
you're here to defend your life,
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and I'm going to help you.
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Defend my life?
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In a few hours, you're going to be
smarter than anyone you've ever met.
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Sound exciting?
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Yeah, I guess.
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It is, believe me.
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Say, did you eat breakfast yet?
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No.
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I've got some good news for you.
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It's not only the best food you'll ever
have, but you can eat all you want.
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I can what?
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As long as you're here,
you can eat all you want.
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It won't affect you physically
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and you won't gain weight.
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So pig out! Eat 30 hotcakes.
I'll see you at 11:00.
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I can eat all I want?
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Eat everything. Take care.
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(DIAL TONE)
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Hello?
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WOMAN ON TV:
You never loved me.
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You never loved me for a second.
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MAN: I've loved you
from the day I met you.
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When was the first day
you meet me?
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Do you remember?
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Don't do this to me, Karen.
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Of course, I remember.
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WOMAN: What's
my middle name?
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You never told me that.
255
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,083
It's the first thing I told you.
256
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,708
In which life?
257
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,083
In which life?
258
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,917
(CHANGES CHANNEL)
(STUDIO AUDIENCE GROAN)
259
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,749
That's it, Lenore.
You tried, you failed.
260
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,791
The game's over for you.
261
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:17,290
Stay here and someone
will come and get you.
262
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,625
Stu, the decision is yours.
263
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,959
Do you want to stop here,
or face your fear?
264
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,041
I'll face the fear.
265
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,959
He's facing his fear!
266
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,875
He's facing his fear!
267
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,125
ANNOUNCER: You might just
get a hole in one.
268
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,791
Say, want to eat a lot?
269
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:41,082
Ted's House of Buffet says you can
have everything you see, plus more.
270
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:44,250
Our chefs will cook it,
but they won't look.
271
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,165
Like to horseback ride?
272
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:49,083
Judgment Stables,
open till sunset, welcomes you.
273
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,457
If your trial's through early,
274
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,458
come take a 2-mile ride with us.
275
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,458
You'll have fun.
276
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,417
(♫ MUZAK PLAYING)
277
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,417
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
278
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,332
Good morning.
279
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,333
Good morning.
280
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,208
"Take the eggs,
I pray thee."
281
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,666
So, what's good here?
282
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,375
Everything we have
is sensational.
283
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,207
How's the cheese omelet?
Sensational.
284
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,874
I'll take it and
some orange juice.
285
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,291
I'll be right back.
286
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,667
(BELL DINGS)
287
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,333
Whoa!
288
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,333
Wow!
289
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,666
This wasn't made for
somebody else, was it?
290
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,959
No, this was made for you.
291
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,541
That fast?
292
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,834
Fast and delicious.
Eat all you want.
293
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,500
Phew.
294
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,916
Oh, my!
295
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,000
Mmm!
296
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,374
Mr. Miller?
297
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,666
Mmm!
298
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,666
Delicious.
That's nice.
299
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,374
A red tram is leaving right now
300
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,707
that will get you into town by 11:00.
Mmm-hmm.
301
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,207
Just to make sure
you're on time,
302
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,667
I think you should leave now.
303
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,249
These are the best eggs
I've ever had ever.
304
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,417
Of course.
305
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,082
WOMAN OVER PA:
Ladies and gentlemen,
306
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,874
welcome to the Inner City
Transport System.
307
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,666
Please remain seated until the
your vehicle comes to a full stop.
308
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,457
Never exit the tram
while it's in motion
309
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,874
because of the electronic field
310
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,749
that's setup around
the moving vehicle.
311
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,875
It is very dangerous.
Thank you.
312
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,499
Oh, so young!
313
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,749
AIDS?
314
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,332
Oh, no.
Car accident.
315
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,958
Oh, my God!
316
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,958
But you feel
okay now, don't you?
317
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,249
Yes, I do.
318
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,583
Oh, me, too.
319
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,999
Isn't it amazing?
Is this what you thought it would be?
320
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,624
I certainly didn't.
321
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,250
I don't know what it is yet.
Do you?
322
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,792
No, I guess I don't.
323
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,792
You make me think
of my little poodle.
324
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,165
Do you have a dog?
325
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,958
I did have a dog, yeah.
326
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:35,959
Oh.
327
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,583
Well, I'll tell you
about my dog.
328
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,458
I had a little…
329
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,165
Have you got a while?
330
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,250
Yeah, go ahead.
331
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,165
They let us on the
train in those days.
332
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,416
We didn't have to put him
in the baggage car.
333
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,833
And every time the
conductor was coming around,
334
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,082
he knew it.
335
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,917
And he would crawl down
in the corner of the bag.
336
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:03,999
Did you ever have a dog?
337
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,458
You asked me that twice.
338
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,207
What did you say?
Yes.
339
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,332
What did I say?
340
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,833
You said it's wonderful.
341
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,333
Well, it is.
342
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,332
Mr. Miller, welcome.
I'm Helen,
343
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,082
- one of Mr. Diamond's assistants.
- Oh, hi.
344
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,667
- Would you come with me, please?
- Sure.
345
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:24,125
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
346
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,207
Looks familiar, doesn't it?
347
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,374
I was just thinking that.
348
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,874
Well, that's how
it was designed,
349
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,833
so it can be as stress-free
for you folks as possible.
350
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,374
By the way, if there's anything we
can do to make it more like Earth,
351
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,541
we have suggestion boxes
on almost every corner.
352
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,834
We'd like to hear from you.
353
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,457
You know, if you really want to make
this whole place seem more like Earth,
354
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,833
you should start building
some of those mini malls.
355
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,332
You know, it's funny
you should say that.
356
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,999
Six of them opened up
just outside of town.
357
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,541
I hear they're lovely.
358
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,082
Personally, I don't think
I would use them
359
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:56,208
because I don't like yogurt
and I love doing my own nails.
360
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,207
Mr. Diamond will be with
you in just a moment.
361
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,500
Thank you.
362
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,500
Huh!
363
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,040
Daniel, Bob Diamond.
364
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,375
Hi.
Come on in.
365
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,333
(BOOKS THUD)
366
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,458
How are you?
367
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,625
Sit down, my friend.
368
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,082
What are you looking at?
What's wrong?
369
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,207
You… You look good
in that tupa.
370
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,791
Some people don't, but you do.
371
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,958
It's flattering to you.
372
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,041
Thanks.
373
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,583
So, is this what you
thought it would be?
374
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,290
Thought what would be?
Where am I? Is this heaven?
375
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,874
No, it isn't heaven.
376
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:04,958
Is it hell?
377
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,582
No, it isn't hell either.
378
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,416
Actually, there is no hell.
379
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,333
Although I hear Los Angeles
is getting pretty close.
380
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,000
(LAUGHS)
381
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,499
Well, Daniel,
382
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,959
let me tell you what's going on.
383
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,124
When you're born
into this universe,
384
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,083
you're in it for a long,
long time.
385
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,958
You have many
different lifetimes,
386
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,499
and after each lifetime,
387
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,917
there's an examining
period, which you're in now.
388
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:35,666
You see, every second of every
lifetime is always recorded,
389
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,250
and as each one ends,
we sort of look at it…
390
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:41,250
Look at a few of the
days, examine it.
391
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,250
And then if everybody
agrees, you move forward.
392
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,290
What do you mean, move forward?
393
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,666
I mean move forward.
Continue onward.
394
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,165
The point of this whole thing
is to keep getting smarter,
395
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,542
to keep growing,
396
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,207
to use as much of
your brain as possible.
397
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,332
For example, I use
48% of my brain.
398
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,875
Do you know how much you use?
399
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,000
47?
400
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,375
3.
401
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
I'm sorry?
402
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,208
3.
403
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,000
I use 3% of my brain?
404
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,499
Yes. Don't worry
about it.
405
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,000
Everybody on Earth
uses 3% of their brain.
406
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,000
3 to 5%.
That's why they're there.
407
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,500
Three? 3%? 3%?
408
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,332
You mean nobody on Earth
uses more than that?
409
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,499
When you use more than
5% of your brain,
410
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,666
you don't want to be on
Earth, believe me.
411
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,833
Well, not that your take-out
places are lovely,
412
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:32,041
but there are more exciting
destinations for smarter people.
413
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,874
Now, being from Earth as you are
414
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,708
and using as little of
your brain as you do,
415
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,791
your life has pretty much been
devoted to dealing with fear.
416
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:42,875
It has?
417
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,666
Well, everybody on
Earth deals with fear.
418
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,208
That's what Little Brains do.
419
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,041
What are "Little Brains"?
420
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,834
That's what we call you folks
behind your back.
421
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,875
(SNICKERING)
422
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,250
Forgive me.
423
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,165
Who are you?
424
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,500
Well, I'm just like you.
425
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,166
I was on Earth a long time ago.
426
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:10,499
But I advanced, I moved forward.
I got over my fears.
427
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,999
And I got smarter.
428
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,791
Did you have friends
whose stomachs hurt?
429
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,791
Every one of them.
It's fear.
430
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,290
Fear is like a giant fog.
431
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,874
It sits on your brain
and blocks everything…
432
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:24,749
Real feelings,
true happiness, real joy.
433
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,750
They can't get through that fog.
434
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,916
But you lift it,
435
00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:32,250
and, buddy, you're in for
the ride of your life.
436
00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,917
God, my 3% is swimming.
437
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:40,749
What are you reading?
438
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:41,916
You wouldn't understand this.
439
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:43,624
Just numbers.
440
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,583
You read numbers?
Yes, sir.
441
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,290
So I'm on trial
for being afraid?
442
00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,499
First of all, I don't like
to call it a "trial."
443
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,875
Second of all, yes.
444
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,416
Well, what if I'm guilty,
what happens to me?
445
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,457
Don't think
"innocent" or "guilty."
446
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:01,707
Worse comes to worse, you'll go back
to Earth and you'll try it again.
447
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:04,249
Well, what do you do? You just keep
going back until you get it right?
448
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,958
Well, you don't keep going back.
449
00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,792
Eventually, they'll
throw you away.
450
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,249
Have I been to Earth before?
Oh, yeah.
451
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,457
How many times?
Approaching 20.
452
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,999
Is that a lot?
453
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,249
I was there six.
454
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,457
Oh, my God!
455
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,374
So I'm the dunce
of the universe.
456
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:20,499
Don't be silly.
457
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,791
We've had people who've
been there 100 times.
458
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:24,332
I wouldn't want to hang
out with any of them,
459
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,792
but we've seen them.
460
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:30,207
If you're defending me,
is there a prosecutor?
461
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,499
Damn good one.
Lena Foster.
462
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,792
We call her
"The Dragon Lady."
463
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,332
That's our prosecutor?
Mmm-hmm.
464
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,707
Who does she work for?
465
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,165
The universe.
466
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:44,165
You see, the Universe is like a big
machine, and you and I are parts.
467
00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:46,541
Now they don't want a part to
get through unless it's ready.
468
00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:47,874
A bad part gets through
469
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,124
and the whole
machine breaks down.
470
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,958
So that's what we're here for,
471
00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:53,207
to make sure you're ready.
472
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,166
So what do they want
to look at exactly?
473
00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:56,874
I can't tell you that exactly.
474
00:23:56,875 --> 00:24:00,125
But I can tell you it's
nine days from your life.
475
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,165
Nine days?
476
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,916
So my trial goes
on for nine days?
477
00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:07,207
No. All the trials
go on for four days.
478
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:09,249
Over that time, we're
looking at nine days,
479
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,999
or episodes from your life.
480
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,666
Which days? Tell me that.
481
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:13,874
I'm not allowed.
482
00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:15,165
Is that a normal number?
483
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:17,208
High? Low? Is that
a good number? Normal?
484
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,082
You're very concerned
about normal, aren't you?
485
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,582
Kind of cute.
486
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,791
I'd prefer seven,
but nine's fine.
487
00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,249
Some people have 12.
488
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,416
Say, you're hungry?
Starving.
489
00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:28,916
I had one bite,
then I got on the tram.
490
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:32,208
Well, Mr. All-You-Can-Eat,
let's stuff. Come on.
491
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,208
DANIEL: Mmm! Mm!
492
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,833
We have about
400,000 residents here.
493
00:24:40,834 --> 00:24:42,999
We service half
of the United States' dead.
494
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,082
That's about 2,500 people a day.
495
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,083
Good.
496
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,999
Do children come here?
497
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,541
Children don't have
to defend themselves.
498
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:54,707
When a child is taken,
they automatically move forward.
499
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:55,916
Isn't that nice?
500
00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,833
Mmm, what about teenagers?
501
00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:59,624
Too much trouble.
They go elsewhere.
502
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:02,332
We tried for a while,
but they damaged the tupas.
503
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,082
Too rowdy.
504
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,791
What about your chicken?
How do you like?
505
00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:07,250
Oh, delicious.
Yeah.
506
00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:14,916
Mmm.
What are you eating?
507
00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,290
Oh, you wouldn't
like this. (CHUCKLES)
508
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,417
What is it?
What does it taste like?
509
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,249
You're curious, aren't you?
510
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,875
Good! I like
that about you.
511
00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,457
You want to try?
Yeah.
512
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,250
It looks so weird.
513
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:31,624
(SPITS)
514
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:32,708
(LAUGHS)
515
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:34,582
Oh, my God.
516
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:35,916
A little like horse shit, huh?
517
00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:36,959
(GAGS)
518
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,582
As you get smarter,
you manipulate your senses.
519
00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:42,916
This tastes much different to
me, than it does to you.
520
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,666
Ooh! (GAGS)
521
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,458
This is what smart people eat?
522
00:25:47,834 --> 00:25:49,290
So talk to me, Daniel.
523
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,500
Tell me about your life.
524
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,792
You feel you had any problems?
525
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,499
Well, sure I had some problems.
526
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,999
Everybody has
problems, don't they?
527
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,666
Everybody on earth.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
528
00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:02,583
Did you give a lot to charity?
529
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,791
What do you mean a lot?
530
00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:07,000
A lot of money.
Did you donate things?
531
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,124
This isn't a good or bad thing.
532
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:11,000
It's just merely my curiosity.
533
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,125
Well, I mean, I'm sure
I could have given more.
534
00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:18,457
I gave a lot to people
on the street,
535
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,625
but you never get a receipt.
536
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,124
How much do you have to give?
537
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,499
What's the total?
538
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,165
Don't worry about it.
539
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,208
Relax!
540
00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:34,207
But there was one person you were
really cheap with over and over again.
541
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:36,165
I wish you'd been
more generous with him.
542
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,166
Who?
543
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:38,874
You.
544
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:41,165
Well, I got to go.
I'm late.
545
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,208
Where do you go now?
546
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:44,416
You wouldn't understand.
547
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:45,874
I don't mean that as an insult.
548
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,708
I mean it literally.
549
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,833
Get out tonight.
Have some fun.
550
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:52,667
Say, you know
what you might try?
551
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,165
Get over the
past lives pavilion.
552
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,290
What is that?
553
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,874
It's where you see the
people you've been before.
554
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,457
What?
Yeah.
555
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,374
You see yourself in other lives?
Yeah.
556
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,958
Most people love it.
But some it makes nauseous.
557
00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,124
(LAUGHS)
558
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,207
Don't worry about it.
559
00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:10,667
All right. Take care.
560
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:12,707
Listen, you like that chicken?
561
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:13,874
You want to take it with you?
562
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,999
They love putting things
in bags around here.
563
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,082
If you need to talk
to me at any time,
564
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,249
just call me up.
565
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:21,208
I never sleep.
Never?
566
00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,040
Well, I had another question.
See ya'.
567
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:26,667
Okay, I'll call you later.
568
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,874
MAN: Already checked in.
569
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,457
You have nothing
to worry about tonight.
570
00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:43,624
(SCOFFS)
571
00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,624
Everything will be explained
to you in the morning.
572
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,040
Have a good rest.
573
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,707
If you have any questions,
I'm here to help.
574
00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:50,750
Thank you.
575
00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,875
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
576
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,749
If I told you
how old this man was,
577
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,249
you wouldn't believe me.
578
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,165
Should I tell them?
Huh? Should I?
579
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:28,124
We're talking light-years.
580
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,624
Light-years.
581
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,332
He looks good, though.
582
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,457
No prostate, but he looks fine.
583
00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,959
(MAN LAUGHS)
584
00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:37,833
Come on. You're looking
at me like stunned sheep.
585
00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:39,165
Come on, folks.
586
00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,499
What is this, a white sale?
587
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,500
Come on!
588
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,958
Well, folks,
I'm going to tell you a story.
589
00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:47,499
About a year ago,
590
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,916
this little brain comes in here.
591
00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:50,582
I'm talking, and
this is documented,
592
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,999
half a percent of
his brain, at the most.
593
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,290
He orders a piece of pie.
594
00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,666
He forgets what it is.
595
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,290
(INAUDIBLE)
596
00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,958
Well, I know what it is.
I'm looking and it's a piece of pie.
597
00:28:58,959 --> 00:29:00,791
I say, "What the
hell are you doing?"
598
00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:03,124
He says, "I'm waiting
to make a call."
599
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:04,666
I say, "Does that
look like a phone?"
600
00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:06,290
He says, "It is a phone."
601
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:07,499
(CHUCKLES)
602
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,624
Well, the joke was on me.
603
00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:10,125
He picked up the pie,
called his mother.
604
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,332
Folks, come on, please,
stay with me here.
605
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,834
You're on trial, not me, okay?
606
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:17,999
Hi. What's your name?
607
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,165
Arthur.
608
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:21,165
Hi, Arthur,
and where were you from?
609
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:22,332
Denver.
610
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,040
Lovely city, Denver, Arthur.
611
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,666
Did you ski?
No.
612
00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:27,166
No.
613
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,332
How'd you die?
614
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,999
I was in a coma.
615
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,541
I'm sorry.
How long were you in the coma?
616
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:35,208
I really don't know.
617
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,291
Let's play a game, Art.
618
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,499
Elvis. Living or dead?
619
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,667
Living.
620
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:42,666
Long coma, Art.
621
00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,374
Long coma.
622
00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:45,541
Have a nice day.
623
00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:47,332
Hi. How are you?
What's your name?
624
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,707
Ernie.
625
00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,542
Hi, Ernie, you having a good
time here in judgment city?
626
00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:53,207
Oh, it's fun.
Food's good.
627
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,833
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
628
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,416
Have you been on the stables?
A little exercise?
629
00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:57,916
You like to horseback ride?
630
00:29:57,917 --> 00:29:59,749
Not very much.
631
00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:00,874
Good.
632
00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:02,541
There's a nice-looking
young man over there.
633
00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:03,999
Hi. How'd you die?
634
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,834
On stage, like you.
635
00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:07,667
(ALL LAUGHING)
636
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,874
Pretty funny. Maybe you
should come up here, huh?
637
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,207
No, thank you.
638
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,874
Of course, he doesn't
want to come up here.
639
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,707
You know why? 'Cause
this is very hard work.
640
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,958
But I love to do it,
and I love you little brains.
641
00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:23,124
As a matter of fact, have you heard
any new little brain jokes lately?
642
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,416
Hi.
Hi.
643
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:25,707
I know you, right?
644
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,499
I hope so.
Who are you?
645
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,874
I'm Julia.
Hi. I'm Daniel.
646
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,166
Hi.
You know me?
647
00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,416
Well, I thought I did.
648
00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:35,290
You weren't in the bus,
were you?
649
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,082
What bus?
I hit a bus.
650
00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:38,416
Oh, no, I don't think so.
651
00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:40,208
Oh, good. Sit down.
652
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,541
I'm sorry, I just…
653
00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:44,874
You really look
so familiar to me.
654
00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:46,082
Really?
Yeah.
655
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,541
Maybe because I'm the only
man in here under a 100.
656
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:49,749
(LAUGHS)
657
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:52,375
Yeah, that could be it.
658
00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:53,750
(CLEARS THROAT)
659
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:56,417
MAN ON PA:
Check the time.
660
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,082
You know, I want to
tell you a true story.
661
00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,457
This really happened.
662
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:00,791
About three months ago,
663
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,041
these six dead people come in…
664
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,624
Obviously humor has nothing
to do with brain size.
665
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:06,916
Obviously.
666
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,874
Do you want to take
a walk or something,
667
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,416
or do you want to
stay, see the show?
668
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,375
Well, I have to.
That's my dad.
669
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,166
I'm kidding.
Oh…
670
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,500
That would be so sad for me.
That would be awful.
671
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:27,833
So, the moral of
the story is, folks,
672
00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:29,791
if you got to fart, go outside.
673
00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:31,124
Let's go. Please.
Let's just go.
674
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,582
Folks, please.
Please, folks.
675
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:34,833
You don't wanna miss the song.
676
00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:36,249
We'll get the record.
677
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,499
Please.
678
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,040
Okay.
679
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,958
Right now, Ed and I would
like to do a beautiful song.
680
00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:42,290
I know it's one
of your favorites.
681
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,624
We'd like to do it a little different.
(♫ PLAYING)
682
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,125
This one's from me…
683
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,125
To you.
684
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,417
♪ That was life ♪
685
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,333
♪ Ooh… Ah… ♪
686
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,041
♪ That's how you lived it ♪
687
00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:04,457
♪ And now you little brains ♪
♪ are here to defend it ♪
688
00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:06,624
I'm glad we stayed.
Yeah.
689
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:07,834
Let's go.
Okay.
690
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,458
♪ …just swell ♪
691
00:32:09,459 --> 00:32:11,874
♪ And if not, ♪
♪ you'll go to hell… ♪
692
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,333
I'm just kidding!
693
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:16,582
What's that?
What?
694
00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:17,707
(VOCALIZES)
695
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:19,040
(LAUGHING)
696
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:20,625
I don't believe you.
697
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:23,625
You'll make a great baby
in the next life.
698
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:25,959
Oh, God.
699
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,791
Didn't anyone ever tell you
700
00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,667
you carry yourself very stiffly?
701
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,165
Leave me alone.
I'm dead.
702
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:33,333
All right.
703
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,165
How many days
are you looking at?
704
00:32:36,166 --> 00:32:37,749
My lawyer says nine.
705
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:38,999
You call him a lawyer?
706
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,082
What do you call yours?
707
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,416
Sam.
708
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,916
You call him by his first name?
709
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,374
Yeah.
Never occurred
710
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:47,374
I bet you called everybody by
their first name, didn't you?
711
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,208
Like, what was your
butcher's name?
712
00:32:49,959 --> 00:32:51,040
Pete.
713
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,582
What about your mailman?
714
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:55,040
Jesse. What was
your mailman's name?
715
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,165
I have no idea.
716
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,916
He was coming to my
house for over a decade,
717
00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,707
and I couldn't tell you.
718
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:02,541
Didn't you get him a Christmas
presents or anything? Yes. Liquor.
719
00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,375
But I just put it in the box.
Uh-huh.
720
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:07,040
I don't suppose
you had a butcher?
721
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:08,874
Steve. Steve Rubin.
722
00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:09,958
Seriously?
Yeah.
723
00:33:09,959 --> 00:33:11,707
Steve?
But he wasn't
724
00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:13,082
He was just a good buddy
who had the equipment
725
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,542
and liked to cut meat.
726
00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,833
What? You'd bring him
a steak, he'd cut it.
727
00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:20,375
Chat for a while and go home.
728
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,541
So, how many days
are you looking at?
729
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,417
Four.
That's all?
730
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,791
I guess that means you'll go on.
731
00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:27,916
Oh…
732
00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:30,582
I hope so.
Sam thinks so.
733
00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:32,291
Sam does?
Yeah.
734
00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:34,916
I hope you and Sam
are very happy.
735
00:33:34,917 --> 00:33:36,583
I'll write you from hell.
736
00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:40,917
I like this.
737
00:33:43,291 --> 00:33:45,375
Were you married?
Yes.
738
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,625
Children?
No.
739
00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:49,375
What about you?
740
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:52,833
Well, I had a little girl,
and I adopted a little boy.
741
00:33:52,834 --> 00:33:54,250
How old were they?
742
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:58,208
Stephanie was seven,
and Adam was nine.
743
00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:00,750
I bet they miss you, huh?
744
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,583
I'm sure they do.
745
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:09,291
I miss them,
but I feel okay about it.
746
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:10,666
Don't you?
747
00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:12,082
Well, I didn't really
know them that well.
748
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,499
No, I mean…
749
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,792
- It does… It feels ok. Doesn't it?
- Yeah.
750
00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:18,290
They say they make it that way
751
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,624
so we can get down to work,
752
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,999
so we can look at our lives
without any distractions.
753
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,958
I know, my lawyer Bob
told me the same thing.
754
00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:25,959
Yeah?
755
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:30,291
But wouldn't you
call this a distraction?
756
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:32,833
Yes.
757
00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:34,624
But isn't eating all
you want a distraction?
758
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:35,749
Oh, isn't that the best?
759
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,124
Isn't that the best?
760
00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,499
I had a dream six months ago
761
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,874
that I would go to a place where
I could eat as much as I wanted.
762
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:42,165
And now I'm here!
763
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,582
You think you were
dreaming about this place?
764
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,833
No, no. I think I was
dreaming about sizzler.
765
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,542
There was one
a block from my house.
766
00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:50,667
(SIGHS)
767
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,582
What about your husband?
768
00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:55,166
Did you have a good marriage?
769
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:57,667
Parts of it were okay.
770
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,541
How about your wife?
771
00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:04,874
I got married too young.
That's all I can say.
772
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,290
How old were you?
773
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:07,333
71.
774
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,332
What did she look like?
775
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,207
Very pretty.
Too pretty.
776
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,582
What do you mean?
777
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,374
Well, I have this theory that
you should be with another person
778
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:20,999
who's good-looking
enough to turn you on.
779
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,833
Any excess brings problems.
780
00:35:22,834 --> 00:35:24,999
She was much
prettier than I needed.
781
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,959
I never heard
that theory before.
782
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,707
So, do you like your lawyer?
Are you happy with him?
783
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,332
Oh, he's brilliant.
784
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,542
You know how big his brain is?
785
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:37,124
I just came from a world
filled with penis envy.
786
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,875
Now I'm in a world
with brain envy.
787
00:35:39,542 --> 00:35:41,417
No. How big
is his brain?
788
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,708
Hmm.
789
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,040
What is this?
790
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,708
It's my hotel.
791
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,040
This is your hotel?
792
00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:03,165
Yeah.
793
00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,374
Where are you staying?
794
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,124
Obviously, the place for
people who weren't generous
795
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,583
and didn't adopt anybody.
796
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:09,624
I'm at the continental.
797
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:10,917
Come over.
We'll paint it.
798
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,249
Listen.
799
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,290
Tomorrow after the trials,
you want to have dinner?
800
00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:16,666
Oh, I can't tomorrow.
801
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:19,082
You can't?
No. I'm sorry.
802
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:21,332
Well, you can't
have plans already.
803
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,249
What am I supposed to do?
Call you in two weeks?
804
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,624
No. Sam is just having
a small dinner party.
805
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,749
He said that there are gonna be some
very, very smart people there.
806
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,250
He asked me if I wanted to go.
807
00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:31,959
Sam again.
808
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,249
I hope you're not
dating your defender.
809
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,917
I just know in
my heart it's wrong.
810
00:36:37,959 --> 00:36:39,749
- Well, I'll call you after the dinner.
- Okay.
811
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:41,457
We could talk on the phone.
Good.
812
00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:43,583
It will give me time to
have sex with my prosecutor.
813
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,791
Good luck tomorrow.
814
00:36:47,792 --> 00:36:49,041
Thanks.
815
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,500
Good night.
Good night.
816
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:55,792
Good night.
817
00:36:57,542 --> 00:36:59,290
(PA DINGING)
818
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:00,874
WOMAN ON PA:
Champagne and caviar
819
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:02,959
are now being served
in the blue room.
820
00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:20,125
Daniel, right here.
821
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:22,833
How you feeling, buddy?
822
00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:23,958
Feeling pretty good.
823
00:37:23,959 --> 00:37:25,457
You doing all right?
I'm doing okay.
824
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,667
Let's go.
825
00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:29,999
Nervous?
826
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,124
No. Should I be?
827
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,291
I wouldn't be.
828
00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:34,833
What did you do last night?
829
00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:36,625
I met this amazing woman.
830
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:39,708
You met a girl?
You're kidding me.
831
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,582
What are you laughing at?
832
00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:43,833
It just sounds funny.
833
00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,499
Two days after the car accident,
834
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,959
you're in love.
Go figure.
835
00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:50,582
Like I believe it.
I've done this a million times,
836
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:52,249
and every time
it feels like new.
837
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:53,457
Here we are.
838
00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:54,500
Ready?
839
00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:01,999
Hello, Robert.
840
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,500
Well, well, well.
If it isn't my old friend.
841
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,958
I heard we lost last
Thursday, didn't we?
842
00:38:07,959 --> 00:38:10,332
Leave it to you
to greet me with that.
843
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,000
Turnabout's fair play, I think.
844
00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,583
I'm going to get you.
845
00:38:15,417 --> 00:38:16,875
I promise.
846
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,374
Good morning.
847
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:23,375
Good morning.
Don't make
848
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,541
Are you two feuding?
849
00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:27,874
It isn't a feud.
850
00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:30,040
Feuding suggests at one
time you liked each other.
851
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,250
We never did.
852
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,374
There should be a mistrial here.
853
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,666
This isn't a mistrial.
854
00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:37,207
This isn't a trial.
Then it's a "mis"
855
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,583
You two are already fighting.
856
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,582
Morning.
857
00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:42,707
Good morning.
Good morning.
858
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:44,500
Morning.
Morning.
859
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:48,707
Mr. Miller,
I'm sure your defender
860
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,582
has explained all
of the basics to you,
861
00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:52,207
but let me just say,
862
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:55,165
even though this feels
like a trial, it really isn't.
863
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,958
It's just a process
that helps us decide.
864
00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:59,499
As imperfect as it may be,
865
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,416
we think it works quite well.
866
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,791
What you're going to see
in the screen Mr. Miller,
867
00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:05,541
will look and feel
so real to you,
868
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,749
you might be a little
uneasy at first.
869
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,082
But just relax.
870
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:11,750
After a while, I think it will
become pleasurable to you.
871
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,291
They tell me it feels
something like 3-D.
872
00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:22,083
Any questions,
Mr. Miller?
873
00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:28,249
Miss Foster, you may begin.
874
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,708
Thank you, Your Honors.
875
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,791
Over the course of
the following four days,
876
00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:37,416
I will attempt to show
that Daniel Miller,
877
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,916
while he's a quality
human being,
878
00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:42,416
is still held back by the fears
879
00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:46,667
that have plagued him
lifetime after lifetime.
880
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:50,833
I believe that I can show,
without a shadow of a doubt,
881
00:39:50,834 --> 00:39:54,165
that he must once again
be returned to earth
882
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,750
to work on this problem.
883
00:39:56,834 --> 00:39:58,791
May we begin in
childhood, please?
884
00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:01,667
Could we go to 11-4-19?
885
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:04,082
JUDGE: By the way,
Mr. Miller,
886
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:08,165
this signifies you're 11 years,
4 months, and 19 days old.
887
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,624
Is that clear?
888
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:10,958
I think so.
889
00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:13,666
What are the words
If I said 9-2-17,
890
00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:17,290
you would be 9 years,
2 months, and 17 days old.
891
00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:18,624
I understand.
892
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,917
DIAMOND: Psst.
893
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,959
(BEEPING)
894
00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:38,166
Wow!
895
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:41,333
Realistic, isn't it,
Mr. Miller?
896
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,291
(SCATTERED CHATTER)
897
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,040
Hey, Miller, look what I found.
898
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:54,165
Come on.
Give me that.
899
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,207
Make me.
900
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,833
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
901
00:40:56,834 --> 00:40:58,999
You know why you're
not gonna make me?
902
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,833
'Cause I'll beat
the shit out of you.
903
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:02,249
You couldn't beat
the shit out of me.
904
00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,416
Oh, yeah?
905
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:05,374
(GROANS)
Hit him, Daniel!
906
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,082
(ALL CLAMORING)
907
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:08,249
Come on, chicken.
908
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,416
Poor chicken.
909
00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:11,083
Hit me right here.
Come on, chicken.
910
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,374
BOY: Hit him, Daniel!
911
00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:15,041
ALL: Hit him! Hit him!
912
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,874
Why don't you
stick up for yourself?
913
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,207
Low life chicken.
914
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:22,541
ALL: Chicken! Chicken!
915
00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:23,999
Oh…
916
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,750
Well, that's too bad.
917
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,624
Listen, why don't you come
over to my house later
918
00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:31,499
and I'll help you
glue it back together.
919
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,917
(ALL LAUGHING)
920
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:37,834
(BELL RINGS)
921
00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:47,708
(BEEPS)
922
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:55,624
Mr. Miller, would you tell
us what you were feeling
923
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,125
as you watched that episode?
924
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,749
It felt strange to watch myself.
925
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:01,916
Is that what you mean?
926
00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:04,374
No, I mean emotionally.
927
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:07,083
What kind of feelings
did this bring up?
928
00:42:08,041 --> 00:42:09,708
Um…
929
00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:12,416
Frustration?
930
00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,750
It's not a test.
931
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,250
There's no right answer.
932
00:42:16,959 --> 00:42:20,291
Is that what you felt?
Frustration?
933
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,499
I guess.
934
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,666
Do you know why you were afraid?
935
00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:28,124
I object.
936
00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:30,457
How did we introduce the word
"afraid" all of a sudden?
937
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,249
From frustration to afraid?
938
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,374
This is already
pronouncing him guilty.
939
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:35,833
Couldn't we use
another word, please?
940
00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:36,958
What word would you use?
941
00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:38,332
What word would I use?
942
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,792
How about "restraint"?
943
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,374
I think the little boy
was quite dignified.
944
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:43,958
Restraint?
945
00:42:43,959 --> 00:42:45,165
Yes, ma'am.
946
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,291
May I show you what I mean?
947
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,125
Be my guest.
948
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:52,291
Your Honors, may we
go to 1-8-17, please?
949
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,625
(BEEPING)
950
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,124
- What are you accusing me of?
- Nothing.
951
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,290
- What are you accusing me of?
- Nothing!
952
00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:01,624
Why don't you say it to my face?
953
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:02,707
What are you talking about?
954
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,165
Why don't you ever
think about my problems?
955
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,999
Just lower your voice.
Lower my voice?
956
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,040
You said you wouldn't
yell in front of the baby.
957
00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:09,541
Baby. It's always the baby.
(BABBLES)
958
00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:10,625
What about me?
959
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,833
I live here, too!
This is my house, too!
960
00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:15,165
- I work very hard to pay for this house!
- I know you do.
961
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:16,416
No, you don't.
962
00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:18,040
The minute I earn it,
you go out and spend it!
963
00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:19,999
What do you mean?
You think I spend too much money?
964
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,833
Yes!
All I do is scrimp!
965
00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:23,165
Look, if you don't like it,
966
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,666
why don't you get on you high
horse and get out of here!
967
00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:26,040
George, stop it!
No!
968
00:43:26,041 --> 00:43:27,749
This happens every
time you drink!
969
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,999
Every time!
It's lecture time!
970
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,082
It's lecture time!
971
00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,999
Why don't you just sit down
and join the lecture!
972
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,165
Please…
Don't touch me.
973
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,333
George!
974
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,542
(CRYING)
975
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,208
(BEEPS)
976
00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,999
DIAMOND: In that one brief,
extraordinary moment
977
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,207
when that baby and his
father's eyes linked,
978
00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:57,875
this child learned
the meaning of restraint.
979
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,707
He wasn't afraid.
980
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,207
He was mature.
981
00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,541
He was non-violent.
982
00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:05,040
Dignified, I call it.
983
00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:07,082
Now, my colleague may
believe in hitting first
984
00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,707
and asking questions later.
985
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,207
But, we're not all that way.
986
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:11,250
I resent that.
987
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,707
Let's ask Mr. Miller.
988
00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:16,707
Mr. Miller,
in the schoolyard,
989
00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,667
did you want to
hit that child back?
990
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,416
Well, I wanted to hit him
back, but I felt restraint.
991
00:44:23,417 --> 00:44:25,500
You felt restraint.
I see.
992
00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,416
And do you think that restraint
993
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:30,791
is the best course of
action every single time
994
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:32,249
in every case?
995
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:33,416
No.
996
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:36,750
Wouldn't this have been a
case to not restrain yourself?
997
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,833
I believe, if you'd have
stuck up for yourself,
998
00:44:39,834 --> 00:44:41,582
this event would
not have haunted you
999
00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:44,082
throughout your entire lifetime.
1000
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,875
You never got this
out of your mind.
1001
00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:48,249
You always thought about
it, didn't you?
1002
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,582
Hold on a second!
1003
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:51,249
People think about
lots of things
1004
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:53,041
throughout their
entire lifetime.
1005
00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:55,416
You're going to isolate
this one incident?
1006
00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:57,582
Aren't we here to
isolate incidents?
1007
00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:59,750
Or maybe I don't
understand the job.
1008
00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:03,332
Your Honors,
to save valuable time,
1009
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,749
I submit 11-4-19 as shown,
1010
00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:07,250
without further comment.
1011
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,582
JUDGE:
Mr. Diamond?
1012
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,958
I'm fully satisfied.
1013
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,499
I love watching this kid.
1014
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,333
Mr. Miller, is there anything
you would like to say?
1015
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:19,125
I feel very good
about the restraint idea.
1016
00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:21,166
Thank you,
Mr. Miller.
1017
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:23,750
JUDGE: Mr. Diamond,
you're up.
1018
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,666
Your Honors, while
we're still in childhood,
1019
00:45:27,667 --> 00:45:28,958
I'd like to show something
1020
00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:31,833
which I feel is
absolutely extraordinary.
1021
00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:33,917
Could we go to 10-9-15, please?
1022
00:45:35,917 --> 00:45:37,625
(BEEPING)
1023
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,624
I'm on probation for
stealing those books.
1024
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:48,624
Now they're gonna
think I stole this.
1025
00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:50,165
I'm gonna be expelled.
1026
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:51,749
You won't be expelled.
1027
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,874
Of course I will.
I'm already on probation.
1028
00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,500
I'm in big trouble.
1029
00:45:56,041 --> 00:45:57,041
(SHUSHING)
1030
00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:00,332
Good afternoon, class.
1031
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:03,833
ALL: Good afternoon,
Mr. Wadworth.
1032
00:46:03,834 --> 00:46:06,834
Continue working on the assignment
you started last Tuesday.
1033
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,834
Here, take these.
1034
00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:11,541
Really?
1035
00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:12,874
I'll say I lost mine.
1036
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,249
But you'll get in trouble.
1037
00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,542
Just do it.
1038
00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:20,707
Daniel, where are your supplies?
1039
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:22,207
I left them at home.
1040
00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:23,332
You left them?
1041
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,666
I lost them.
1042
00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:27,040
What did you do?
Lose them or leave them?
1043
00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:30,082
Well, both,
I left them and I lost them.
1044
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:31,707
Where are your supplies, Daniel?
1045
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:34,624
What's going on?
Do you know how much these things cost?
1046
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,290
Class, tell Daniel
how much the paints cost.
1047
00:46:37,291 --> 00:46:38,999
ALL: $10.
1048
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,416
And the brushes?
1049
00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:42,207
ALL: $3.
1050
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,541
What's the total?
1051
00:46:43,542 --> 00:46:45,708
ALL: $13.
1052
00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:49,082
If you don't have any paint,
you can't be an artist, Daniel.
1053
00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:51,541
If just like you can't be a swimmer
unless you get into the water.
1054
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,416
You've got to have paint,
you understand that?
1055
00:46:53,417 --> 00:46:55,541
Yeah.
This is careless behavior.
1056
00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:58,041
I'll have to call your
father after school today.
1057
00:46:58,875 --> 00:47:01,041
We're gonna have to figure out
a way for you to pay for this.
1058
00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:03,250
Yeah.
1059
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:06,375
(BEEPS)
1060
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:13,207
You got in quite a bit of trouble for
that, didn't you, Dan?
1061
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:14,416
Yes.
1062
00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,833
But you felt your friend would
have been punished worse.
1063
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,041
Yes.
1064
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:19,791
Your Honors, at 10 years old,
1065
00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:23,208
he showed the kind of courage
that most adults never find.
1066
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:27,250
I let the life
stand for itself here.
1067
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:32,250
Could we go to 10-9-15?
It's the evening of that same day.
1068
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:33,750
Thanks.
1069
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:37,250
(BEEPING)
1070
00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:40,457
How are you gonna get the
money to pay for this?
1071
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,582
I don't know.
1072
00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:44,375
I'm very, very
disappointed in you.
1073
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:45,916
I'm sorry.
1074
00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:48,416
Now, we're gonna have
to punish you severely.
1075
00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:49,582
You don't have to punish me.
1076
00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:50,916
Yes, we do.
1077
00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:53,624
First of all,
no television for a month!
1078
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:54,916
I didn't do it!
1079
00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:55,917
Steve did it!
1080
00:47:55,918 --> 00:47:57,082
It was Steve's fault.
1081
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,958
What are you saying to me?
1082
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,332
Steve lost the paints.
1083
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:02,999
He probably stole them,
just like he stole the books.
1084
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,834
I didn't do it.
You've got to believe me.
1085
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:06,290
Steve.
1086
00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:07,332
Yeah.
1087
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,958
Hey, punish him.
1088
00:48:08,959 --> 00:48:10,000
(BEEPS)
1089
00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,457
What happened to
your friend Steve?
1090
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:18,291
Do you remember,
Mr. Miller?
1091
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:19,874
What do you mean?
1092
00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:21,958
He was expelled from
school two days later.
1093
00:48:21,959 --> 00:48:23,707
Isn't that what happened to him?
1094
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,791
I thought he left on his own.
1095
00:48:25,792 --> 00:48:26,958
What's the point, please?
1096
00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:28,499
I'm looking at the results
1097
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,792
of what you call
a courageous action.
1098
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:34,416
Mr. Miller might have acted
bravely in the classroom,
1099
00:48:34,417 --> 00:48:38,457
but we just watched him crumble
a few hours later, and why?
1100
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,541
At the threat of no television?
1101
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,707
I was 10-years-old.
1102
00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:45,166
Television is everything
to a 10-year-old.
1103
00:48:45,875 --> 00:48:46,999
It's like heroin.
1104
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,667
You can't just pull it away.
1105
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,666
And I never wanted
to watch television.
1106
00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:53,124
My parents made me
'cause they could go out.
1107
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,165
And I got hooked.
1108
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,374
You Honors, Miss Foster and
I have had this argument
1109
00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:58,875
for a long time.
1110
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:02,165
I think the act itself
is what's important.
1111
00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:03,624
But she wants to
keep enlarging it
1112
00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:05,834
until everything
loses its meaning.
1113
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,791
If I fixed a flat
tire on your car,
1114
00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:11,165
and two years later
I lose your garden hose,
1115
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:13,374
according to you I'm not going
to get any credit for the flat.
1116
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:15,458
I'm just the dumb
guy who lost the hose.
1117
00:49:16,542 --> 00:49:18,125
And let me suggest this…
1118
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,416
Did we ever think
1119
00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:23,250
that this young boy had
a bond with his father?
1120
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,249
I don't think it had anything
to do with the friend.
1121
00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:29,541
I just think Daniel
couldn't lie to his dad.
1122
00:49:29,542 --> 00:49:30,583
That's all.
1123
00:49:31,542 --> 00:49:32,958
You're nodding,
Mr. Miller.
1124
00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:35,374
Does that mean you
agree with Mr. Diamond?
1125
00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,707
Oh, yes.
1126
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:38,666
I had a bond with my father.
1127
00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:41,416
I pretty much never lied to him.
1128
00:49:41,417 --> 00:49:43,416
You never lied to your father?
1129
00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:46,542
Would you like me to show
you at least 500 examples?
1130
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,249
I said "pretty much" never lied.
1131
00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:52,249
I didn't say I never ever lied.
1132
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,875
You have to lie sometimes…
1133
00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:56,375
In an emergency.
1134
00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:01,040
But it doesn't mean that
the bond is affected.
1135
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:03,207
If you've got the bond,
the bond's always there.
1136
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,457
And if you have
to lie occasionally,
1137
00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:05,917
you not gonna interfere
with the bond.
1138
00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:07,708
You know…
1139
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,541
The bond can wait
for a little lie.
1140
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:13,041
And in the end
it's there for you.
1141
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:19,833
You know, sometimes
in the middle of a lie,
1142
00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:22,583
I found that the bond
would kick in,
1143
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,791
maybe squeeze
a little truth out.
1144
00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:26,875
Psst.
1145
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,458
Wrap it up.
1146
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:30,792
I'm through.
1147
00:50:32,083 --> 00:50:34,499
Very good day.
I'm very pleased.
1148
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,582
She's tough, isn't she?
1149
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,249
If I told you how
tough, my friend
1150
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:40,291
you wouldn't sleep, believe me.
1151
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:43,792
Well, I'm off.
Call me if you need me.
1152
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,958
What are you doing this evening?
1153
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:48,541
Going out with that gal?
I can't. She's busy.
1154
00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:50,332
Busy? Hah!
1155
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:51,917
Well, I'll be damned.
1156
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,834
How are you?
All right.
1157
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,333
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
1158
00:51:29,667 --> 00:51:30,959
Hi.
1159
00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:39,416
How are you?
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
1160
00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,667
Thank you.
1161
00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:43,500
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
1162
00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:45,499
Uh, some sake.
Sake.
1163
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,165
One sake!
1164
00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:48,834
ALL: (SHOUTING) Sake!
1165
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,792
How are you tonight?
Fine.
1166
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:52,708
Thank you.
1167
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:55,332
What's good here?
Everything we have.
1168
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:56,375
Everything.
1169
00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:59,166
What's this?
Looks like a worm.
1170
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,834
That's our resident food.
1171
00:52:01,542 --> 00:52:02,500
What does it taste like?
1172
00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:03,834
You'll, uh, throw up.
1173
00:52:03,835 --> 00:52:05,332
Okay. Let me
have the tuna.
1174
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:07,833
Tuna, sure.
Okay. Tuna!
1175
00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,207
Very good tuna!
1176
00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:11,332
Oh, very fast.
Very fast.
1177
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:12,708
So I've been told.
1178
00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,374
Mmm. Delicious.
1179
00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:16,749
Do you like it?
Very good.
1180
00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:18,791
Thank you very much.
Very good.
1181
00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:20,375
So how many days
are you looking at?
1182
00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:22,124
Hmm?
1183
00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:24,041
How many days you looking at?
1184
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:26,582
Nine.
Nine?
1185
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,707
Mmm-hmm.
Nine days?
1186
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:31,041
Oh, my God.
Nine days!
1187
00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:33,165
ALL: Nine days!
1188
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:34,542
(ALL SHOUTING)
1189
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:36,708
You better have more sake.
1190
00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:39,416
You got nine days?
Yeah.
1191
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:40,875
I got 15.
1192
00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:43,375
My name's Frank.
Daniel.
1193
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,999
15 days?
Mmm-hmm.
1194
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,834
Is that a lot?
I don't know.
1195
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,582
How'd you die, Dan?
May I call you Dan?
1196
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:55,041
Yeah. I got hit by a bus. Ooh.
1197
00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:57,582
What about yourself?
1198
00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:58,917
Got shot in the head.
1199
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,749
Really? Murder?
1200
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,375
No.
Hunting accident.
1201
00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:04,958
Some putz with bad eyesight
thought I was an animal.
1202
00:53:04,959 --> 00:53:06,250
(LAUGHING)
1203
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:10,416
How did you make your living, Dan?
Advertising.
1204
00:53:10,417 --> 00:53:11,791
What about yourself?
1205
00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:14,417
I made money in adult books.
Selling them?
1206
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:17,749
No, reading them.
Yes, of course, selling them.
1207
00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:19,250
(CHUCKLING)
1208
00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:22,917
Were you from I.A.?
1209
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:25,958
You know those nightclubs
up by the airport?
1210
00:53:25,959 --> 00:53:27,250
Those strip clubs?
1211
00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:31,083
I coined the phrase
"all nude."
1212
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,332
What do you mean?
That was mine.
1213
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:36,457
I bought two of the clubs
that were going under.
1214
00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,666
They were only using
the word "nude."
1215
00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:41,291
I put up
"totally all nude."
1216
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,125
Mmm-hmm.
1217
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,791
Doubled business in a month.
1218
00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:46,207
I got to take a piss.
You want to go?
1219
00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,291
No.
1220
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,792
CHEFS: (SHOUTING)
Thank you very much!
1221
00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:54,124
I'm not leaving.
I'm just going to take a piss.
1222
00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:55,667
CHEFS: (SHOUTING)
Take a piss!
1223
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,667
(PHONE RINGING)
1224
00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:20,958
Hello?
MAN: Mr. Miller?
1225
00:54:20,959 --> 00:54:22,040
Yes?
1226
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,667
I have a message for you, sir.
1227
00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:25,666
You do?
Yes.
1228
00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:26,708
Here it comes.
1229
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:29,667
JULIA: Hi! Where are you?
1230
00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:32,333
Okay.
1231
00:54:32,667 --> 00:54:33,707
I'm going to sleep.
1232
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,625
Listen, tomorrow
when you're through,
1233
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,207
meet me by the front
entrance, the main entrance.
1234
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,542
I'll be there.
1235
00:54:39,959 --> 00:54:42,667
I miss you. Isn't that funny?
(CHUCKLES)
1236
00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:44,959
Good night.
(LINE CLICKS)
1237
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:55,249
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV)
1238
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,417
DIAMOND: This is wild.
1239
00:54:56,917 --> 00:54:58,374
Now, let me get this straight.
1240
00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:01,208
You actually had sex
with Benjamin Franklin?
1241
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:02,875
Twice.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1242
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,333
How was he?
1243
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,207
He was fat, Bob.
1244
00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:09,999
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
1245
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,583
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1246
00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:14,582
I couldn't believe it
when they told me.
1247
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:16,332
(CHUCKLES)
It's wonderful.
1248
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,999
I forgot all about it.
1249
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,249
He was willing to
sleep underwater.
1250
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,417
(LAUGHS)
Marvelous.
1251
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,416
Good morning.
Oh, good morning.
1252
00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:27,750
Morning.
I'm Dick Stanley.
1253
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:30,416
I'm going to defend you today.
You're what?
1254
00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:32,374
I'm going to defend you today.
1255
00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:33,833
Now, Mr. Diamond
couldn't make it.
1256
00:55:33,834 --> 00:55:35,165
I'm filling in for him.
1257
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,207
He couldn't make it?
(CHUCKLES)
1258
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,707
Come on, you're playing with me.
1259
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,374
Mr. Diamond will be
back tomorrow.
1260
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,458
How can you defend me?
You don't know anything about me.
1261
00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:44,791
Mr. Miller I use
51% of my brain.
1262
00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,249
I know everything about you.
1263
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:48,250
51%? That's clocked?
1264
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:50,417
Clocked.
Impressive.
1265
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:53,207
Oh, I would lose.
I can't start all over with you.
1266
00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,624
(STUTTERS)
I have lots…
1267
00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:57,082
No, I operate a little
differently from Mr. Diamond,
1268
00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:59,249
but without tooting my own horn,
1269
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,040
I'm quite good at this.
1270
00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:02,874
I'm familiar with
every day of your life
1271
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:04,582
and I want you
to have confidence.
1272
00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:05,583
I'm going to lose.
1273
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:08,916
Good morning.
Good morning.
1274
00:56:08,917 --> 00:56:10,041
JUDGE: Good morning,
everybody.
1275
00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:12,208
Thank you so much.
1276
00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:13,791
That was so nice.
1277
00:56:13,792 --> 00:56:15,125
Oh, it was nothing.
1278
00:56:16,375 --> 00:56:17,416
JUDGE: Good morning,
Mr. Miller.
1279
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:18,417
Good morning.
1280
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,332
Your Honor,
my defender is not here this morning.
1281
00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,999
And I feel that
under the circumstances,
1282
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,917
this puts me at a disadvantage.
1283
00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:28,666
It's quite common.
Mr. Stanley will do fine.
1284
00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:29,750
Let's begin.
1285
00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,625
(SIGHS)
Your Honors,
1286
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,958
today I would like to
begin with an episode
1287
00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:38,959
in the 24th year of life.
1288
00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:42,290
Mr. Miller had been,
uh, out of school
1289
00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:45,124
and working for several years.
1290
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:49,750
And he had put aside $10,000
specifically to invest.
1291
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:52,125
Do you remember,
Mr. Miller?
1292
00:56:52,834 --> 00:56:55,499
One of Mr. Miller's
good friends from school
1293
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:59,624
was the son of an executive
of the Casio corporation,
1294
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,541
which at that time
was a very small company
1295
00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:03,333
and not doing particularly well.
1296
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:06,791
Mr. Miller had a dinner with his
friend, Your Honors
1297
00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,333
at which he was
given information
1298
00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:13,333
which comes along maybe once every
five, six lifetimes.
1299
00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,708
May we go to 24-2-16, please?
1300
00:57:17,041 --> 00:57:18,707
(WHIRRING)
1301
00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:20,333
(BEEPING)
1302
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:22,666
They're gearing up now.
1303
00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:24,625
They should start production
in about three months.
1304
00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:26,541
Buy as much stock as you can.
1305
00:57:26,542 --> 00:57:28,332
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1306
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:31,666
Switzerland keeps
the time, Charles,
1307
00:57:31,667 --> 00:57:32,707
not Japan.
1308
00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:34,332
That's gonna change.
I don't think so.
1309
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:35,791
Wait, why can't Japan
keep the time?
1310
00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:38,792
'Cause you need a society that's
into precision to keep time.
1311
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,874
And with all due respect,
Japan makes a hell of a radio,
1312
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,834
but they don't know beans
about precision.
1313
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,707
Now, you come here,
1314
00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:50,040
and you tell me the Germans are
going to start making watches,
1315
00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:51,249
you've got my money.
1316
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,542
(CHUCKLES)
What's the stock
1317
00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:55,583
Six.
Okay, here's
1318
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,542
When word hits the street,
1319
00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,416
you're at three.
1320
00:57:59,417 --> 00:58:01,082
(CHUCKLES)
You watch.
1321
00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,375
Remember who said it.
1322
00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:04,542
(LAUGHING)
1323
00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:07,500
(BEEP)
(WHIRRING)
1324
00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:11,582
LENA: Your Honors, for the
record, the Casio corporation
1325
00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:15,166
is one of the largest manufacturers
of timepieces in the universe.
1326
00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:17,750
I know who they are.
1327
00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:20,249
And for the record, Your Honors,
1328
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:23,082
his original investment
of $10,000
1329
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:26,458
would be worth
37.2 million today.
1330
00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:27,917
Wow!
1331
00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:32,417
Mmm-hmm. I have nothing
further to say at this time.
1332
00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:35,250
Mr. Stanley.
I'm fine.
1333
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,583
You're what?
He's not going to
1334
00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:41,250
You're not gonna
say anything at all now?
1335
00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:42,916
You speak.
1336
00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:44,083
I'd like to hear
what you have to say.
1337
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:45,750
Jeez, you are good.
1338
00:58:46,917 --> 00:58:50,249
Listen, (STUTTERS) I'm not
as smart as everyone here,
1339
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:53,124
but does this make me defective
1340
00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:55,416
because I didn't
make money on this?
1341
00:58:55,417 --> 00:58:58,124
I can't believe that the whole
point of the universe is…
1342
00:58:58,125 --> 00:59:01,290
Is to make money.
(STUTTERS) I just can't believe that.
1343
00:59:01,291 --> 00:59:03,625
LENA: This has nothing to do
with making money.
1344
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:06,499
We're looking at
a judgment you made.
1345
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,499
And nobody dragged you
from your home and said,
1346
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,541
"You have to
invest $10,000."
1347
00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:11,958
You chose to do that.
1348
00:59:11,959 --> 00:59:13,290
You sought the investment.
1349
00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:14,959
We're just looking
at that choice.
1350
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:17,958
What did you finally invest
in, Mr. Miller?
1351
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:18,959
Do you remember?
1352
00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:22,959
(SOFTLY)
I think it was cattle.
1353
00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:24,750
Hmm?
(NORMAL) Cattle.
1354
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:27,667
What happened to the cattle?
1355
00:59:29,458 --> 00:59:30,792
I never got a straight answer.
1356
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:33,500
All I know is,
their teeth fell out.
1357
00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:39,166
I rest.
1358
00:59:39,583 --> 00:59:40,959
Mr. Stanley,
you're up.
1359
00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:43,125
No counter at this
time, Your Honor.
1360
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,792
Wait a second.
1361
00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:47,499
You're not going to
show something in my favor?
1362
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,916
Not at this juncture. No.
1363
00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:50,541
I think we'd do better
to move on.
1364
00:59:50,542 --> 00:59:52,874
(SCOFFS)
LENA: Shall we move on,
1365
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,208
Sure, let's move on.
1366
00:59:55,166 --> 00:59:58,166
Your Honors,
I would like to go to 29-4-5.
1367
00:59:58,834 --> 01:00:02,165
This is the evening before Mr. Miller
took the job in advertising
1368
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,166
he was to hold
until his passing.
1369
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,082
He asked his wife to help
him by playing a little game.
1370
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:09,332
Do you remember,
Mr. Miller.
1371
01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:11,040
You asked her to act the boss
1372
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,499
so you could sharpen your tools
1373
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,290
in order to get what he wanted.
1374
01:00:14,291 --> 01:00:15,332
(WHIRRING)
1375
01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:16,667
(BEEPING)
1376
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,582
Do this for me.
It helps.
1377
01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:21,667
Not now. I'm eating.
Come on, do it!
1378
01:00:22,458 --> 01:00:24,041
What do you want me to do?
Be him.
1379
01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:27,165
This is silly.
It's not silly.
1380
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:29,583
Offer me $55,000, no more.
1381
01:00:30,417 --> 01:00:31,499
How much do you want?
1382
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:33,124
How much are you offering me?
1383
01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,749
$55,000.
1384
01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:37,499
I can't work here for a penny under 65.
I'm sorry.
1385
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,374
Well, I can't pay you 65.
1386
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:40,542
Then I can't work here.
1387
01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:43,333
$58,000.
65.
1388
01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:45,375
59.
65.
1389
01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:48,208
60.
65.
1390
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:49,542
61.
1391
01:00:49,792 --> 01:00:51,165
Let me make it plain.
1392
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:54,374
I cannot take the job
for under 65,
1393
01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:55,708
under no conditions.
1394
01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,791
Your Honors,
I would like to go directly
1395
01:00:58,792 --> 01:01:01,500
to the next afternoon and
show you the real encounter.
1396
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:06,207
Daniel, I'm prepared
to offer $49,000.
1397
01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:07,417
I'll take it.
1398
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,583
I'm going to get you
a parking place. Okay.
1399
01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:17,708
(BEEPS)
(WHIRRING)
1400
01:01:24,667 --> 01:01:27,208
Why did you cave in so fast?
I'm just curious.
1401
01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:31,082
Why did you accept so much
less money than you wanted?
1402
01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:32,083
And do it so quickly.
1403
01:01:32,542 --> 01:01:33,916
Here we go again with money.
1404
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:36,083
Obviously, this is
all about money.
1405
01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:39,833
Look, I'm guilty.
I didn't make enough money. Okay?
1406
01:01:39,834 --> 01:01:42,374
Call me a hippie.
Send me to hell. I give up.
1407
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:44,582
You keep thinking
it's about money.
1408
01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:45,875
But it's about fear.
1409
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:49,249
Why didn't you
stand up to your boss
1410
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:50,374
the way you did to your wife?
1411
01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:51,707
What happened in your mind?
1412
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,458
Well, first of all,
it wasn't my wife.
1413
01:01:53,959 --> 01:01:56,959
It was a man with a suit.
And the suit had a odor.
1414
01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:59,583
And the odor said $49,000.
1415
01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:01,959
I like that very much.
1416
01:02:03,542 --> 01:02:05,958
So your nostrils told
you you were worth less?
1417
01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:07,666
Is that what you're saying?
1418
01:02:07,667 --> 01:02:09,290
The process that
a person goes through
1419
01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:12,416
when they're accepting
a salary is a complicated one.
1420
01:02:12,417 --> 01:02:14,791
You don't know all my reasons.
1421
01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:16,416
Anyway, we lived fine
on that money.
1422
01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:17,749
That money was fine.
1423
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:20,124
If you wanna make it about
money, you may do so
1424
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:21,833
but we're looking at fear.
1425
01:02:21,834 --> 01:02:22,999
What was I afraid of?
1426
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,082
You tell me.
1427
01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:26,125
49 grand is a lot of money!
1428
01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:31,625
I have nothing more
to say at this time.
1429
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,667
Mr. Stanley.
I'm fine.
1430
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:37,000
I can't believe it.
1431
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:39,166
And you didn't want to
toot your own horn.
1432
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,333
Would you like to show
something, Mr. Miller?
1433
01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:43,708
I got a raise six months later.
1434
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,708
Well, if you'd like to show
that, let us know.
1435
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,375
Miss Foster?
1436
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:50,124
Oh, Your Honors,
at this time I'd like to present
1437
01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:52,374
a compilation of
general misjudgments,
1438
01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:55,125
half of them fear-based,
half of them just stupid.
1439
01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:58,916
I've assembled 164 misjudgments
1440
01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:00,416
over a 12-year period.
1441
01:03:00,417 --> 01:03:01,834
(SIGHS)
(WHIRRING)
1442
01:03:02,917 --> 01:03:04,375
(BEEPING)
1443
01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:09,166
Wait! Ooh! ooh!
1444
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,332
(HORN HONKING)
1445
01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:12,500
(SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1446
01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:14,333
(HUMMING)
1447
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,041
(GARGLING)
1448
01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:22,874
(EXHALES)
1449
01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,208
Congratulations.
Thanks.
1450
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,041
(ENGINE REVVING)
1451
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:30,166
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1452
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:49,834
Whoa!
1453
01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,082
(CRASHING)
(CHUCKLES)
1454
01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:53,166
(CAT MEWS)
1455
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,125
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1456
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,750
Daniel! Hi!
1457
01:04:04,542 --> 01:04:05,750
All right.
1458
01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:09,707
Well, I can't tell you
how wonderful this is. Oh.
1459
01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:11,582
I'm looking forward to tomorrow.
1460
01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:13,250
Good night, Julia.
Good night.
1461
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,374
Hi. I missed you.
(CHUCKLES)
1462
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:17,082
Meet Sam.
Oh, hi.
1463
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:19,290
Hello, Daniel.
Julia has told me a lot about you.
1464
01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:21,417
Really? She doesn't know
that much about me.
1465
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:23,290
She could have fooled me.
1466
01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,290
Listen, I heard you had
Dick Stanley in today.
1467
01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:28,583
How did you know that?
Sam uses 54% of his brain.
1468
01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:33,083
Dick Stanley's a good man.
Quiet, but excellent.
1469
01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:34,417
Very quiet.
1470
01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:37,875
Julia…
See you tomorrow.
1471
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,333
Yeah. Thank you.
1472
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:42,625
Bye-bye.
1473
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,290
So we know what we have to do.
1474
01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:47,624
We have to go to the
past lives pavilion.
1475
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,624
Everybody talks about it.
I don't know.
1476
01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:50,958
Don't you want to see
who you were?
1477
01:04:50,959 --> 01:04:52,749
I heard some people don't like it.
Oh, you'll love it.
1478
01:04:52,750 --> 01:04:55,165
Plus, they have the greatest
hot dogs there. What?
1479
01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,082
Seriously,
the best hot dogs in Judgment City
1480
01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:58,582
are supposed to be over
by the hall records.
1481
01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:01,165
You really love this eating
thing, don't you?
1482
01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:02,499
To be able to eat
as much as you want
1483
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:05,291
and never gain an ounce
and feel great? Please.
1484
01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:18,499
(GASPS)
Oh, wow!
1485
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,667
Look at this!
1486
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,208
Oh, ho!
1487
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:25,667
(GASPS) Come on.
Let's get in line.
1488
01:05:29,333 --> 01:05:31,291
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1489
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,708
This reminds me of Disneyland.
1490
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,499
I hope we're tall enough.
1491
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,834
(LAUGHS)
1492
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:40,541
When you were on earth,
1493
01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:41,666
didn't you ever feel like
1494
01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:42,749
you might have been
other people?
1495
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:44,833
Did you ever see yourself
in another life?
1496
01:05:44,834 --> 01:05:47,416
Never. You did?
(GASPS)
1497
01:05:47,417 --> 01:05:48,791
I think I did.
1498
01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:51,290
I think I might have been
a heavyset man at one time.
1499
01:05:51,291 --> 01:05:53,291
Really?
I doubt that.
1500
01:05:54,041 --> 01:05:55,833
You never saw yourself
as anything?
1501
01:05:55,834 --> 01:05:57,707
Well, one time in college
I got really stoned
1502
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,666
and I stared into this
mirror for two hours
1503
01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:02,166
until I finally saw someone
who looked Chinese.
1504
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:05,083
But I think it was just me squinting.
(CHUCKLES)
1505
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:06,875
(CHUCKLES)
1506
01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,875
WOMAN: Please take the first
available booth on the left.
1507
01:06:16,792 --> 01:06:19,375
The show will begin
in 30 seconds.
1508
01:06:26,542 --> 01:06:28,208
(TRUMPET FANFARE)
1509
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:35,707
Welcome to
the past lives pavilion.
1510
01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:37,082
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
1511
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:40,374
In a moment you will be asked
to place your right hand
1512
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:42,375
on the plate next to you.
1513
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:46,625
An image of yourself in a
former life will soon appear.
1514
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:49,040
When you have seen enough,
1515
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:51,250
simply remove your hand
from the plate.
1516
01:06:51,917 --> 01:06:54,958
Since we want to be fair
and accommodate everyone,
1517
01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:58,083
you will be limited
to five past lives only.
1518
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:00,083
Thank you.
1519
01:07:00,291 --> 01:07:01,458
(DINGS)
1520
01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:06,208
Please place your hand
on the plate now.
1521
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:12,875
(HUMMING)
1522
01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:19,291
What the hell is this?
1523
01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:23,082
WOMAN: Elizabeth!
Time for supper, darling.
1524
01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:24,917
Be there in a moment, Mumsy.
1525
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,291
What the hell is going on here?
1526
01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:28,959
(GROANING)
1527
01:07:31,834 --> 01:07:33,250
(YELLING)
1528
01:07:33,834 --> 01:07:35,458
(SCREAMING)
1529
01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:37,291
(GROWLING)
1530
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:39,707
(SHOUTS)
1531
01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:41,250
(LION GROWLS)
1532
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:42,834
(YELLING)
1533
01:07:47,041 --> 01:07:48,125
(LION ROARS)
1534
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,541
Come on, men!
To the castle!
1535
01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:54,917
Oh! (LAUGHING)
1536
01:07:55,166 --> 01:07:56,917
(NEIGHING)
1537
01:07:57,917 --> 01:07:59,417
It's incredible!
1538
01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:00,916
Who are you?
1539
01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:02,834
I'm Prince Valiant!
1540
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,625
Really?
Yeah.
1541
01:08:05,667 --> 01:08:06,791
JULIA: Who are you?
1542
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:07,792
Dinner.
1543
01:08:16,291 --> 01:08:19,166
I was a prince, I was a
whaler, I was a tailor.
1544
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:22,332
God! It was the most incredible
thing I've ever seen.
1545
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:23,375
You were a native?
1546
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,541
Yeah, and a dressmaker,
that's all I saw.
1547
01:08:25,542 --> 01:08:28,040
That's what, it's so weird,
you were a dressmaker, I was a tailor.
1548
01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,999
Isn't that interesting?
You want some?
1549
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,125
No.
1550
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,458
You're gonna eat the stick, too?
1551
01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:40,000
I can't get you out of my mind.
1552
01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,834
Tell me about it.
1553
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:46,541
You know, these screenings are so
tough, and yet, when I see you,
1554
01:08:46,542 --> 01:08:48,500
I instantly feel okay.
1555
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,707
That's great, right?
1556
01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:53,541
I don't think it has
anything to do with me.
1557
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:54,707
That's what worries me.
1558
01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:56,082
I think you're doing it.
1559
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,958
What? What am I doing?
1560
01:08:57,959 --> 01:08:59,749
I'm not sure.
1561
01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:02,833
But I always read that you had
to be okay with yourself first,
1562
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:05,375
before you could be okay
with another person.
1563
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,416
And I feel okay with you,
1564
01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:09,374
but I don't know how okay
I was with myself,
1565
01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:10,916
before I met you.
1566
01:09:10,917 --> 01:09:13,417
So maybe you're making me okay.
1567
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:15,917
You're not that okay.
1568
01:09:16,917 --> 01:09:18,166
Okay.
1569
01:09:24,417 --> 01:09:25,834
All right.
What's the score?
1570
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,041
(SIGHS) You're losing.
1571
01:09:28,750 --> 01:09:29,874
No.
We're tied.
1572
01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,083
Okay. Beauty.
1573
01:09:32,417 --> 01:09:33,875
(EXHALES) Thank you.
(GRUNTS)
1574
01:09:34,542 --> 01:09:36,416
You know what?
You never told me how you died.
1575
01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:37,959
How did you die?
1576
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:41,291
I don't want to talk about it.
1577
01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:42,750
Why?
1578
01:09:44,125 --> 01:09:46,416
It's embarrassing.
Embarrassing?
1579
01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:48,833
What could be embarrassing?
I was hit by a bus.
1580
01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:49,917
(JULIA LAUGHS)
1581
01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:51,959
I tripped.
No.
1582
01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:55,290
Yes.
Seriously? You tripped?
1583
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:56,625
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
On what?
1584
01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:00,666
We went to visit some friends
for the weekend.
1585
01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:02,374
Everybody wanted
to go into town,
1586
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,749
but I wanted to stay
at the house and go swimming.
1587
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,207
So I went outside,
1588
01:10:06,208 --> 01:10:07,416
tripped over the chaise lounge,
1589
01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:10,208
hit my head on the cement,
rolled into the pool.
1590
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:12,416
What did the East German
judge give you?
1591
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,625
(LAUGHS)
1592
01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:15,541
So, seriously,
did you feel anything?
1593
01:10:15,542 --> 01:10:17,792
Were you unconscious?
Were you scared?
1594
01:10:18,375 --> 01:10:19,500
I was pissed.
1595
01:10:19,959 --> 01:10:21,290
You died pissed.
1596
01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:23,040
I'm still pissed.
I was a good swimmer.
1597
01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:24,791
Well, swimming's only
part of the sport.
1598
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,291
You got to negotiate
the patio furniture.
1599
01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:30,541
You know, in the Olympics,
they're taking that part very seriously.
1600
01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:32,457
The Romanians
are excellent at it.
1601
01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:35,083
If you make fun of me,
I'm gonna get you.
1602
01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:36,625
You've already got me.
1603
01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:44,457
JULIA: What time
do you start?
1604
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:45,707
DANIEL: Early
in the morning.
1605
01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,624
I don't have to
start till 3:00,
1606
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:49,667
so you want to have
dinner tomorrow night?
1607
01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:52,500
Actually, I thought
I'd start dating others now.
1608
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:55,999
I have my eye on
this 91-year-old.
1609
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,333
(CHUCKLING)
1610
01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,333
Well, I'll be at the
main entrance at 5:00.
1611
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,542
I'll be there.
1612
01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:05,499
If you get there early,
just come to my screening room.
1613
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,999
You can take a look
at some of my life.
1614
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,125
I'd like that.
1615
01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:11,834
Okay.
1616
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,166
So…
1617
01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:15,332
Good night.
1618
01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:16,375
Good night.
1619
01:11:39,542 --> 01:11:41,332
So, good night.
1620
01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:42,875
Yeah, good night.
1621
01:11:43,291 --> 01:11:44,708
Good night.
1622
01:11:46,083 --> 01:11:47,707
You'll sleep great.
1623
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:50,208
I have three boxes of
candy waiting for me.
1624
01:11:51,792 --> 01:11:55,166
Oh, did they give you
those chocolate swans?
1625
01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:57,875
Swans?
1626
01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:01,542
They're cream-filled.
They're really delicious.
1627
01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:03,375
Swans.
1628
01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:05,750
No.
1629
01:12:06,417 --> 01:12:08,708
I think I'm just
getting breath mints.
1630
01:12:08,917 --> 01:12:09,875
Oh…
1631
01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:13,542
Okay.
1632
01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:16,040
Good night.
1633
01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:17,208
Sleep well.
Same to you.
1634
01:12:35,792 --> 01:12:36,750
Howard.
1635
01:12:48,583 --> 01:12:50,749
Oh, good morning.
Morning.
1636
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,165
After you.
1637
01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,250
Thank you.
1638
01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,165
Now I have no attorney.
1639
01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:01,250
Hmm.
1640
01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:06,625
Gee, that's a very,
very nice outfit.
1641
01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:09,750
Thank you.
1642
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:13,917
Do you like it here?
1643
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:17,125
(SIGHS) Mr. Miller,
I'll make you a promise.
1644
01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,958
When we're all through,
if you still want to know about me,
1645
01:13:19,959 --> 01:13:21,374
I'll be more than
happy to tell you.
1646
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:24,959
But right now,
let's concentrate on you, all right?
1647
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,166
Good morning!
1648
01:13:27,834 --> 01:13:29,749
Well, well.
Look who's here.
1649
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:31,749
Good morning.
I missed you.
1650
01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:32,958
How are you, buddy?
1651
01:13:32,959 --> 01:13:33,999
What do you care?
1652
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,332
Oh, stop it.
1653
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,417
You think I let
you down, don't you?
1654
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:40,083
Where were you?
I'm just curious.
1655
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:41,834
I'd tell you,
but you wouldn't understand.
1656
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:44,291
Don't treat me
like a moron. Try me.
1657
01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:47,834
I was trapped near the
inner circle of thought.
1658
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,667
I don't understand.
I told you.
1659
01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:53,040
Good morning.
1660
01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:54,542
Morning.
Morning.
1661
01:13:55,875 --> 01:13:57,707
Hi. How are you?
1662
01:13:57,708 --> 01:13:59,166
Good morning, everybody.
1663
01:13:59,834 --> 01:14:01,959
Let's begin.
Miss Foster, you're up.
1664
01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,333
Thank you, Your Honors.
1665
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:07,416
This morning,
1666
01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:10,291
I would like to begin
in the 34th year of life.
1667
01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:13,666
Mr. Miller had accepted
a speaking engagement
1668
01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:17,374
to represent all of the West
Coast advertising agencies
1669
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:20,500
in a very important speech
to the Ford Motor Company.
1670
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,916
A situation where
if he did well,
1671
01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:26,208
it could have worked
wonders for his career.
1672
01:14:26,542 --> 01:14:28,500
Let's not make this
the end of the world, okay?
1673
01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:31,834
May we go to 34-7-7, please?
1674
01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:33,834
(BEEPING)
1675
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:40,542
It's packed like sardines.
Are you ready?
1676
01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,040
What? I can't do it.
There's too many people.
1677
01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:45,999
I just looked. There's too many people.
I can't go out there.
1678
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,749
You've got to.
I can't go out there.
1679
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,082
Something has happened to me.
1680
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:51,207
This is way,
way too many people.
1681
01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:52,582
I'm having horrible
stage fright.
1682
01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:53,874
I can't go out there.
1683
01:14:53,875 --> 01:14:55,040
Hey, you got to go out there.
1684
01:14:55,041 --> 01:14:56,707
A lot of people are counting on you.
Come on.
1685
01:14:56,708 --> 01:14:58,332
I can't do it.
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
1686
01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,416
No, you're not.
1687
01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:01,374
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
1688
01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:03,707
Yes, you can.
My heart is racing.
1689
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,958
I am having some sort
of an anxiety attack.
1690
01:15:05,959 --> 01:15:07,207
Come on.
You know this stuff.
1691
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,416
You look great.
Let's go.
1692
01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:09,582
Peter, I can't think straight.
1693
01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:12,124
Now listen to me,
that's too many people.
1694
01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:13,249
I don't want to go out there.
1695
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:14,708
You have to cancel this.
1696
01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:15,999
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1697
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,582
Let's go quickly, you're on.
1698
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,249
Um, he's having
a little bit of trouble.
1699
01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:20,958
Just give us
a second, all right?
1700
01:15:20,959 --> 01:15:22,749
Let's go. You've got
a full house. It's packed.
1701
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:23,917
Let's go!
1702
01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:26,499
Please don't make me do this.
1703
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:27,958
You'll be fine.
1704
01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:29,958
ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
1705
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:31,916
Would you please welcome
our speaker for today?
1706
01:15:31,917 --> 01:15:34,707
From Foote, Cone & Belding,
Mr. Daniel Miller.
1707
01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:36,082
(APPLAUSE)
1708
01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,875
I'll be right here
if you need me.
1709
01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:06,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention, please?
1710
01:16:06,792 --> 01:16:09,999
Nothing serious, but we have
a gas leak under this room.
1711
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,499
Ladies and gentlemen,
we'd like you all to file out,
1712
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,999
very orderly.
1713
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,291
This is only for precaution.
1714
01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:19,500
(CROWD MURMURING)
1715
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,834
(BEEP)
1716
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,332
Your Honors,
1717
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:33,374
I would have shown this day
1718
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:36,166
to illustrate just
how brave Mr. Miller is.
1719
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:40,124
With all the paying and panic and
confusion going on in his mind,
1720
01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:42,457
he still walked out
to that microphone.
1721
01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:44,374
He never said anything!
1722
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,290
There was a gas leak!
1723
01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:49,165
Yes, but he never went back
and accomplished it.
1724
01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:52,834
He never got up in front of a
large group of people again.
1725
01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:54,708
Ha! Maybe he
didn't want to.
1726
01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,207
Mr. Miller accepted
that speaking engagement
1727
01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,040
with a great deal of excitement.
1728
01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:01,125
He wanted to be there.
1729
01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:04,207
If he had accomplished
that moment,
1730
01:17:04,208 --> 01:17:06,499
I believe that the rest
of his life would have gone
1731
01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,875
in a much better direction.
I'm positive of it.
1732
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,165
LAWYER: You're positive of it?
This woman is wonderful!
1733
01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:13,916
The rest of his life
would have gone
1734
01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:15,667
in a much better direction?
1735
01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:17,375
Just incredible.
1736
01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:19,416
(SIGHS)
1737
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:22,749
Your Honors, I'd like
to get off this scene
1738
01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:25,666
and move on to something that I
think we'll have a ball watching.
1739
01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:28,416
This is damn exciting stuff.
1740
01:17:28,417 --> 01:17:31,249
Daniel, where did
this scene take place?
1741
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:33,332
I don't know what
you're going to show.
1742
01:17:33,333 --> 01:17:36,833
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're going on 31-1-9.
1743
01:17:36,834 --> 01:17:38,332
The snowmobile.
1744
01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,791
Oh.
1745
01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:41,207
Big bear.
1746
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,166
Big bear.
1747
01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:46,582
Watch this, Your Honors.
1748
01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,416
Just dynamite.
1749
01:17:48,417 --> 01:17:49,875
(BEEPING)
1750
01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:52,083
(HUMMING LOUDLY)
1751
01:17:56,291 --> 01:18:00,291
♪ Where the buffalo roam ♪
1752
01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:02,458
(CHUCKLES)
1753
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,750
Oh…
1754
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:09,249
♪ And the skies ♪
♪ are all cloudy ♪
1755
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,124
♪ All ♪
1756
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:13,208
Whoo! Oh, my God!
1757
01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:16,542
Ahhh!
1758
01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:19,707
Yeow!
1759
01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:21,833
Oh!
1760
01:18:21,834 --> 01:18:23,875
(GROANING)
1761
01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,708
(SCREAMING)
1762
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,124
Ow!
1763
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:36,083
Oh! Oh!
1764
01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:39,250
How far did you have
to go for help?
1765
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,165
About three miles.
1766
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:42,916
You broke that leg
in two places?
1767
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:44,332
DANIEL: Yes, I did.
1768
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,458
I'm proud of you.
1769
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:50,291
(WOLF HOWLS)
1770
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:53,583
(WOLVES HOWLING)
1771
01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:55,458
(BEEP)
1772
01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:58,249
With no help, by himself,
1773
01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:01,124
with his badly broken leg,
as I've ever seen,
1774
01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:04,207
this man crawled
three miles to get help.
1775
01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:06,290
You can't be serious.
I'm sorry?
1776
01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:09,916
What did we just watch?
That is self-preservation.
1777
01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:11,374
He didn't risk his life.
1778
01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:12,999
He saved his life.
1779
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,332
Oh, I see, you're not a hero
if you save your own life?
1780
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,707
A hero?
No, you're not. No.
1781
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,040
No one here
is accusing Mr. Miller
1782
01:19:21,041 --> 01:19:23,165
of not having
a survival instinct.
1783
01:19:23,166 --> 01:19:27,374
We're here to see if he can
overcome fear, not pain.
1784
01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:29,499
You don't see the fear
in this situation?
1785
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,749
What was he afraid of?
1786
01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:32,833
Well, how about death,
for starters?
1787
01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:34,541
I hope you realize, Miss Foster,
1788
01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:35,999
it would be very hard
1789
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,833
to be a brilliant public speaker
1790
01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,666
if you're lying dead
in the snow.
1791
01:19:39,667 --> 01:19:41,666
Mr. Miller, for the record,
1792
01:19:41,667 --> 01:19:44,165
you never rode a snowmobile
again, did you?
1793
01:19:44,166 --> 01:19:46,958
Wait a second.
Not because I was afraid,
1794
01:19:46,959 --> 01:19:48,667
because I hated it!
1795
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,207
You have to believe me on this.
1796
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,833
This has nothing to do
with fear. This is hate.
1797
01:19:53,834 --> 01:19:56,666
This is a rotten contraption,
Your Honors.
1798
01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:59,082
First of all, it heats up
like a toaster oven.
1799
01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:00,749
I burned the hair off my thigh
1800
01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:02,582
from my knee to my crotch.
1801
01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:04,249
Singed it right off.
1802
01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:07,040
Secondly, I don't know
if it was the leather-seat,
1803
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,541
or if it was lined with fur.
1804
01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:12,457
But years of rotting and
drying out and getting wet…
1805
01:20:12,458 --> 01:20:14,666
Mine smelled like
an old sheepdog.
1806
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:17,749
Thirdly, it's very, very noisy.
1807
01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:19,249
They don't tell you about that.
1808
01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:21,416
You don't find out
until about the second hour,
1809
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,040
when you can't hear anyone.
1810
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,541
You get off and have a snack,
1811
01:20:24,542 --> 01:20:26,875
and your friends
are in a silent movie.
1812
01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:28,875
And fourth, uh…
1813
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:31,916
Pardon the expression,
but your balls vibrate
1814
01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:34,208
for three weeks afterwards.
1815
01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:41,124
I'm very proud of you.
1816
01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:44,083
Very, very good day.
Very emotional day.
1817
01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:46,749
What are you gonna do tonight?
1818
01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,124
I'm gonna see this woman.
1819
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,249
Julia?
1820
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:50,582
How did you know her name?
1821
01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:52,416
Still don't get
the big brain bit, do you?
1822
01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:54,457
I'll see you tomorrow.
Feel good,
1823
01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:57,208
you did very well.
See you.
1824
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,792
(SIRENS WAILING)
1825
01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,625
Watch.
Here it comes again.
1826
01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:35,750
GIRL: Mommy!
1827
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:38,250
Look at her go.
1828
01:21:38,834 --> 01:21:40,666
(HORNS HONKING)
1829
01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:42,250
(DOG BARKING)
1830
01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:48,625
Going back for the cat
is wonderful.
1831
01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:50,666
What kind of cat was it, Julia?
1832
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:51,959
Persian.
1833
01:21:52,291 --> 01:21:53,917
Oh. I love Persian.
1834
01:21:59,542 --> 01:22:01,125
(BEEP)
1835
01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:05,416
I'm sorry for the delay.
I just had to see that again.
1836
01:22:05,417 --> 01:22:07,792
Oh, that's all right.
It's spectacular.
1837
01:22:11,542 --> 01:22:12,749
I think that's all for today.
1838
01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:14,416
We'll meet
one more time tomorrow,
1839
01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:16,332
mostly for enjoyment's sake.
1840
01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:18,000
Let's make it around 1 o'clock.
1841
01:22:22,667 --> 01:22:23,959
Hi!
1842
01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:25,833
Great job.
1843
01:22:25,834 --> 01:22:27,207
Great.
1844
01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:29,207
Daniel, nice to see
you again. How are you?
1845
01:22:29,208 --> 01:22:30,374
I'm fine.
1846
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:32,332
Good. You have a good time tonight.
Thanks.
1847
01:22:32,333 --> 01:22:34,207
I will see you tomorrow at 1:00?
Okay.
1848
01:22:34,208 --> 01:22:35,291
Bye-bye.
1849
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,999
Listen, Sam told me about this
amazing Italian restaurant.
1850
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,165
What do you say?
1851
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,125
Very exciting stuff
up there, really.
1852
01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:43,708
It was like watching
a Mutual of Omaha commercial.
1853
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,542
You're just jealous.
1854
01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:48,041
You'll never know how much.
1855
01:22:49,041 --> 01:22:51,208
(♫ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1856
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,542
Oh, my God!
1857
01:22:58,792 --> 01:23:00,749
Those portions are gigantic.
1858
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:02,749
Mmm. I'm so hungry.
1859
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,040
The residents love this place.
This is supposed to be
1860
01:23:05,041 --> 01:23:06,416
the best resident food
in the area.
1861
01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:08,375
Really? Good clumps, huh?
Mmm-hmm.
1862
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,375
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
1863
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:15,208
So what was your favorite
food in the whole world.
1864
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,749
Turkey with stuffing. Yeah.
1865
01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:20,207
Really? I couldn't eat turkey.
Why not?
1866
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:22,999
Well, when I was a kid I had one as a
pet, and I named it.
1867
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,082
(CHUCKLES)
1868
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,707
And you can't eat
something you've named.
1869
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,582
I wish someone had
told me that years ago.
1870
01:23:27,583 --> 01:23:29,291
I would have named ice cream.
1871
01:23:30,291 --> 01:23:31,457
Do you eat meat?
1872
01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:33,625
Sometimes. Not often.
How about you?
1873
01:23:33,959 --> 01:23:35,416
I like fish.
1874
01:23:35,417 --> 01:23:37,041
Yeah, me, too.
What kind?
1875
01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:39,749
Well, salmon,
and I like the kind
1876
01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:42,583
that live near the nuclear
reactors, in the rocks.
1877
01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:44,541
I forget their name.
1878
01:23:44,542 --> 01:23:45,916
(GIGGLES) Glow fish?
1879
01:23:45,917 --> 01:23:48,124
That's right. They'd light up
your house when you cook them.
1880
01:23:48,125 --> 01:23:50,958
How are you? How was
your screening today?
1881
01:23:50,959 --> 01:23:52,624
Very, very good, thank you.
1882
01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:53,999
Some fine wine for yourselves?
1883
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,124
Yes, please.
What's your name?
1884
01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:58,499
Eduardo.
How are you, sir?
1885
01:23:58,500 --> 01:23:59,749
I'm fine.
1886
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:01,374
You're going to eat a lot
with us tonight?
1887
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:03,458
Yes. What do you recommend,
Eduardo?
1888
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,124
You like pasta?
Very much.
1889
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:09,833
I'm gonna bring you three pounds of
it, the best you ever tasted.
1890
01:24:09,834 --> 01:24:11,165
You're gonna love it.
1891
01:24:11,166 --> 01:24:13,999
What about you, my friend?
You like shrimp?
1892
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,250
Um, yeah.
1893
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:16,916
We can make them so fresh,
1894
01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:19,417
they crawl up
onto the plate themselves.
1895
01:24:20,291 --> 01:24:21,959
Aren't they high in cholesterol?
1896
01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,916
I don't know what
you're talking about,
1897
01:24:23,917 --> 01:24:25,290
but they're high in everything.
1898
01:24:25,291 --> 01:24:26,791
Don't worry about it.
1899
01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:28,291
I'll be right back.
1900
01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:31,000
(LAUGHS)
1901
01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:34,667
Cheers.
1902
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:38,625
You have a Jacuzzi in your room?
1903
01:24:39,792 --> 01:24:41,082
No.
1904
01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,165
You do?
1905
01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:44,290
No. Not in my room.
1906
01:24:44,291 --> 01:24:46,917
No. It's in the bathroom.
1907
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,707
And it might not
even be a Jacuzzi.
1908
01:24:49,708 --> 01:24:52,707
Actually, I think it's
just holes in the tub.
1909
01:24:52,708 --> 01:24:54,833
That's very sweet.
You don't have to protect my feelings.
1910
01:24:54,834 --> 01:24:56,290
I can take it.
If you have a Jacuzzi,
1911
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:57,958
I'm happy for you.
(GIGGLES)
1912
01:24:57,959 --> 01:24:59,499
Okay. I do.
1913
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,166
I use it every night.
It's just wonderful.
1914
01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:04,833
I'm happy for you.
1915
01:25:04,834 --> 01:25:06,833
I love it.
A lot of bubbles?
1916
01:25:06,834 --> 01:25:07,999
(GIGGLES)
1917
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,082
Ah, here we are.
1918
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:11,000
Oh, you're going to love this!
1919
01:25:12,834 --> 01:25:14,207
Ooh!
1920
01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:16,166
And you are going to love this!
1921
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,707
Oh!
1922
01:25:17,708 --> 01:25:19,374
There's 30 shrimps in there
1923
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:21,457
and there's 30 more
where that came from!
1924
01:25:21,458 --> 01:25:23,500
Wow! This looks delicious.
1925
01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:24,874
You like broccoli?
1926
01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:26,000
Yes.
1927
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,040
You like it
with a lot of cheese?
1928
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:29,165
Yes.
1929
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,208
(LAUGHS)
That's my girl!
1930
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,207
What about you, eh?
1931
01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:35,249
DANIEL: Um,
maybe just a touch.
1932
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:36,542
You got it.
1933
01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:38,875
DANIEL: That's fine.
1934
01:25:39,708 --> 01:25:41,500
How many days you looking at?
1935
01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:42,791
Nine.
1936
01:25:42,792 --> 01:25:44,250
Ooh.
1937
01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:47,207
Do you like pie?
1938
01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:48,250
I love pie.
1939
01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:50,124
I like you.
1940
01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:53,374
I wanna bring you nine pies
to take with you.
1941
01:25:53,375 --> 01:25:55,541
A pie for every day, eh?
1942
01:25:55,542 --> 01:25:56,749
I don't want to take any pies.
1943
01:25:56,750 --> 01:25:59,040
Hey, hey. It's my pleasure.
Don't worry about it.
1944
01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:00,541
They'll keep.
Don't do it.
1945
01:26:00,542 --> 01:26:01,916
(SCOFFS)
1946
01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:03,416
Dig in, eh?
1947
01:26:03,417 --> 01:26:05,041
All right. But don't bring me anything.
This is fine.
1948
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,917
Mmm. Great.
1949
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:10,000
Good?
Mm-hmm.
1950
01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,917
Oh, my God!
1951
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:19,207
(GULPS)
1952
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,458
Oh, my God.
1953
01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:21,999
It's unbelievable.
1954
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,083
(WHISPERING)
My prosecutor just sat down.
1955
01:26:24,291 --> 01:26:26,542
Look.
Don't look!
1956
01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:29,165
I can't eat here.
What are you talking about?
1957
01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:30,374
You're just eating dinner.
1958
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,750
No, I'm not. I'm having 30 shrimps.
I'm a pig.
1959
01:26:33,417 --> 01:26:35,290
Everybody eats like this here.
1960
01:26:35,291 --> 01:26:37,749
Yes, but everyone
isn't having her watching.
1961
01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:39,416
She'll have a tiny
resident portion
1962
01:26:39,417 --> 01:26:41,374
and I'm eating a fishing boat.
1963
01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:42,541
(LAUGHS)
1964
01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:43,750
How are you?
1965
01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:47,124
Please. Let's leave.
1966
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:48,416
No. You're being silly.
1967
01:26:48,417 --> 01:26:49,749
You're just eating.
1968
01:26:49,750 --> 01:26:51,375
Okay. You're right.
1969
01:26:51,959 --> 01:26:53,416
That's right.
1970
01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:55,125
(SLURPING)
1971
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:57,624
Where's that going to end?
1972
01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,374
(LAUGHS) Funny.
1973
01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:01,666
We're having fun.
Well, that's the important thing.
1974
01:27:01,667 --> 01:27:03,499
(LAUGHS)
See what's happening now?
1975
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:04,999
This woman's looking at that.
1976
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,290
What?
This is causing
1977
01:27:06,291 --> 01:27:07,833
Don't look!
Don't look!
1978
01:27:07,834 --> 01:27:09,291
Back, back! Back!
1979
01:27:09,875 --> 01:27:10,959
(GIGGLES)
1980
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:13,916
(SLURPING)
1981
01:27:13,917 --> 01:27:15,082
Mmm.
1982
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:17,291
Okay.
Suck that up.
1983
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,083
(LAUGHING)
1984
01:27:20,792 --> 01:27:22,458
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1985
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,500
It's long!
1986
01:27:24,834 --> 01:27:26,333
Bite down now, please.
1987
01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:27,917
Please bite.
1988
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:31,583
Bite. Bite.
1989
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,250
We're through.
1990
01:27:37,333 --> 01:27:38,707
This makes me very nervous.
1991
01:27:38,708 --> 01:27:40,041
I'm going to go
to the ladies' room.
1992
01:27:42,333 --> 01:27:44,332
I pray to God, when I get back,
1993
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:45,500
you've changed.
1994
01:27:50,834 --> 01:27:51,875
Hi.
1995
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:53,834
You're Daniel's
prosecutor, right?
1996
01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:55,458
Yes.
1997
01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:58,375
I just want you to know
I think he's wonderful.
1998
01:27:59,834 --> 01:28:01,040
Hi.
JULIA: Hi.
1999
01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:02,290
What's your name?
2000
01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:03,332
Julia.
2001
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,499
Very pretty name.
2002
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:05,624
Martin…
2003
01:28:05,625 --> 01:28:07,834
What? What did I say?
Nice to meet you both.
2004
01:28:10,208 --> 01:28:12,792
So you don't forget,
I bring these to you.
2005
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:15,165
Now you got nine pies in here.
2006
01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:16,834
You think that's gonna be
enough or you want more?
2007
01:28:17,208 --> 01:28:18,208
I didn't want these.
2008
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:19,917
Hey, you told me
to make these pies.
2009
01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:21,542
No, sir. I did not.
2010
01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:23,707
You said that.
No.
2011
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:24,874
Yes, you did.
2012
01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:26,874
I have no place
to put these boxes.
2013
01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:28,749
Please, you're embarrassing me!
2014
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:29,750
You shy.
2015
01:28:30,917 --> 01:28:33,207
I'm going to bring you
some steaks.
2016
01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,500
No steaks!
No steaks!
2017
01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:37,542
(MOANS)
2018
01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:06,999
What's going to happen to you?
2019
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,249
Did Sam tell you anything?
2020
01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:11,083
He said I wouldn't come back
to the hotel after tomorrow.
2021
01:29:12,417 --> 01:29:13,917
That's all I know.
2022
01:29:16,458 --> 01:29:18,083
I have to tell you something.
2023
01:29:20,291 --> 01:29:22,082
I know you think
I've got it all together.
2024
01:29:22,083 --> 01:29:23,374
You do!
2025
01:29:23,375 --> 01:29:25,250
Not quite.
2026
01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:28,541
One of the things I do
know how to do really well
2027
01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:30,124
is make things work, you know.
2028
01:29:30,125 --> 01:29:32,749
I can take a situation
and just make it okay.
2029
01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:34,542
I've always been
able to do that.
2030
01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:36,708
But it's work.
2031
01:29:38,291 --> 01:29:39,583
And this…
2032
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:42,124
This isn't.
2033
01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:43,792
I don't know what this is,
2034
01:29:45,458 --> 01:29:46,792
but it's…
2035
01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:49,625
Well, it's…
2036
01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:51,750
Effortless. (CHUCKLES)
Effortless.
2037
01:29:52,667 --> 01:29:54,749
I know. I know.
2038
01:29:54,750 --> 01:29:58,083
And I've never, ever,
ever had that before.
2039
01:29:58,333 --> 01:29:59,500
Tell me about it!
2040
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,624
I didn't think it was ever
going to happen to me.
2041
01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:03,000
So, great…
2042
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,082
Where do we find it?
In the pit stop.
2043
01:30:05,083 --> 01:30:07,125
Yeah.
Thanks, God.
2044
01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:10,833
Well, better this
than nothing, I guess.
2045
01:30:10,834 --> 01:30:11,917
I guess.
2046
01:30:14,917 --> 01:30:16,458
Want to spend the night with me?
2047
01:30:18,208 --> 01:30:19,959
More than anything
else in the world.
2048
01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:23,666
Oh, good. Come on. Let's go.
2049
01:30:23,667 --> 01:30:24,834
Wait.
2050
01:30:25,667 --> 01:30:27,124
I don't think I can.
2051
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:28,375
I don't think I should.
2052
01:30:29,667 --> 01:30:31,041
Why?
2053
01:30:31,834 --> 01:30:32,875
Because…
2054
01:30:34,166 --> 01:30:35,666
This is already better
2055
01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:37,999
than any sex I've ever had…
2056
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,457
Ever.
2057
01:30:39,458 --> 01:30:42,749
And, I don't want to
screw it up…
2058
01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:43,916
Literally.
2059
01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:45,541
How do you know
what's going to happen?
2060
01:30:45,542 --> 01:30:47,124
I don't. I don't.
2061
01:30:47,125 --> 01:30:48,791
Let's say it's the
most amazing thing
2062
01:30:48,792 --> 01:30:50,165
that ever was.
2063
01:30:50,166 --> 01:30:51,166
Then what am I gonna do?
2064
01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:53,624
By the looks of things,
2065
01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:55,040
we're not going
to the same place,
2066
01:30:55,041 --> 01:30:57,834
so I'll just have to miss it
forever and ever and ever?
2067
01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:00,959
What if it's not so good?
2068
01:31:01,834 --> 01:31:03,834
Then I won't be able
to fantasize about it.
2069
01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:09,375
I love you.
2070
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,542
Oh, Julia.
2071
01:31:19,542 --> 01:31:20,750
Oh…
2072
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:24,457
If I had a fire scene
like you had today,
2073
01:31:24,458 --> 01:31:26,249
I would feel differently.
I'm sure.
2074
01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:28,542
I'd stay here.
I'd never leave.
2075
01:31:29,583 --> 01:31:33,040
But I've been defending myself
so hard these last few days,
2076
01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:35,166
and I just don't want to
be judged anymore.
2077
01:31:36,208 --> 01:31:38,207
I have this wonderful
feeling inside of me,
2078
01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:39,542
but I'm af…
2079
01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:43,000
I'm just tired of being judged.
2080
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:46,458
It's okay.
2081
01:31:48,291 --> 01:31:49,583
I'm going to miss you.
2082
01:31:49,917 --> 01:31:51,082
I'm going to miss you so much.
2083
01:31:51,083 --> 01:31:52,249
I love you, Daniel.
2084
01:31:52,250 --> 01:31:53,290
Oh, Julia.
2085
01:31:53,291 --> 01:31:54,375
I'll miss you.
2086
01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:56,083
Oh, Julia.
2087
01:32:01,583 --> 01:32:02,959
Oh…
2088
01:32:03,959 --> 01:32:05,917
Okay. I should go.
2089
01:32:06,458 --> 01:32:07,542
Okay.
2090
01:32:16,750 --> 01:32:18,041
Okay.
2091
01:33:05,208 --> 01:33:06,290
WOMAN: Yes, Mr. Miller?
2092
01:33:06,291 --> 01:33:08,791
Can you get me the Majestic
Hotel, please?
2093
01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:10,458
Hold on, sir.
2094
01:33:13,583 --> 01:33:14,666
MAN: Majestic Hotel.
2095
01:33:14,667 --> 01:33:16,041
Yes. Julia…
2096
01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:20,333
My God.
I don't know her last name.
2097
01:33:21,166 --> 01:33:22,582
Excuse me, sir?
2098
01:33:22,583 --> 01:33:24,707
I've fallen in love with
a woman in your hotel,
2099
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,333
and I don't know her last name.
2100
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,249
Let's see. What's
her first name?
2101
01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:30,500
Julia.
2102
01:33:30,834 --> 01:33:32,332
We have two Julias.
2103
01:33:32,333 --> 01:33:34,166
Both have do not disturbs on.
2104
01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:36,834
Can you ring through, please?
It's very important.
2105
01:33:37,417 --> 01:33:39,207
No, sir. I'm not allowed
to do that.
2106
01:33:39,208 --> 01:33:40,667
But it's very important.
2107
01:33:41,542 --> 01:33:42,959
I'm sorry, sir.
2108
01:33:44,166 --> 01:33:46,332
Can I leave a message, then?
2109
01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:47,875
I guess for both of them.
2110
01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:49,667
Go ahead, sir.
2111
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:56,041
Tell them both that I love
them more than life itself
2112
01:33:57,125 --> 01:33:59,583
and I've never met
anybody like them
2113
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:03,165
and I'll miss them
forever and ever.
2114
01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:05,083
Is that all, sir?
2115
01:34:06,375 --> 01:34:07,666
Yeah. That's all.
2116
01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:09,040
Thank you.
2117
01:34:09,041 --> 01:34:10,542
(PHONE CLICKS)
2118
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:16,834
DIAMOND: Has Mr. Miller overcome his
fears, Your Honors?
2119
01:34:17,917 --> 01:34:20,332
I believe that
my final summation scene
2120
01:34:20,333 --> 01:34:24,041
will prove to you that he has.
2121
01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:29,707
Mr. Miller,
your middle 30s
2122
01:34:29,708 --> 01:34:32,208
were not particularly
good for you, were they?
2123
01:34:32,708 --> 01:34:34,125
No.
2124
01:34:34,792 --> 01:34:38,290
A bad divorce left you with
virtually nothing financially.
2125
01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:41,624
You had about $9,000
to your name, correct?
2126
01:34:41,625 --> 01:34:43,083
Yes, sir.
2127
01:34:43,417 --> 01:34:45,125
Months before your divorce,
2128
01:34:45,375 --> 01:34:48,583
you and your wife had
purchased tickets to Hong Kong.
2129
01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:51,875
You were going to go together,
2130
01:34:52,250 --> 01:34:56,542
but after the separation,
she cashed hers in.
2131
01:34:57,750 --> 01:34:59,041
What did you do with yours?
2132
01:35:00,583 --> 01:35:01,708
I used it.
2133
01:35:02,458 --> 01:35:04,250
He used it.
2134
01:35:06,041 --> 01:35:08,375
With only $9,000 to his name,
2135
01:35:08,625 --> 01:35:10,165
with his life in a rut,
2136
01:35:10,166 --> 01:35:11,959
Mr. Miller didn't do
the safe thing.
2137
01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:13,917
He could've
cashed in that ticket.
2138
01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:18,333
But Mr. Miller said, "The hell with it.
I'm going to Hong Kong."
2139
01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:22,959
Now that alone in my
books takes a lot of guts,
2140
01:35:23,667 --> 01:35:26,290
but, Your Honors,
it just begins there.
2141
01:35:26,291 --> 01:35:29,333
Let us go to 36-9-16.
2142
01:35:30,125 --> 01:35:32,959
This is Los Angeles
International Airport.
2143
01:35:33,625 --> 01:35:34,959
You're in seat 41B.
2144
01:35:36,792 --> 01:35:38,125
B?
Mmm-hmm.
2145
01:35:39,166 --> 01:35:40,958
Between A and C?
2146
01:35:40,959 --> 01:35:42,250
Yes, it is.
2147
01:35:43,667 --> 01:35:46,250
I'm sitting between people
all the way to Asia?
2148
01:35:46,792 --> 01:35:48,040
Yes, you are.
2149
01:35:48,041 --> 01:35:51,458
Is coach completely full?
2150
01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:53,625
Oh, yes.
2151
01:35:57,959 --> 01:35:59,875
Is there any space left
in first class?
2152
01:36:02,708 --> 01:36:04,166
We have one seat left.
2153
01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:06,500
What is the price difference?
2154
01:36:06,708 --> 01:36:07,959
Round trip?
2155
01:36:09,834 --> 01:36:13,834
It's an additional $3,194.
2156
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,000
I'll take it.
2157
01:36:24,708 --> 01:36:29,040
Your Honors, this man just
spent ⅓ of his life savings
2158
01:36:29,041 --> 01:36:30,708
to be a little more comfortable.
2159
01:36:31,667 --> 01:36:32,959
What does that say to you?
2160
01:36:34,375 --> 01:36:37,166
As stressed out as he was,
as crazy as his life was at that moment,
2161
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:40,249
somewhere inside of him,
that little boy cried out,
2162
01:36:40,250 --> 01:36:43,708
"I need this. Don't worry about the money.
We'll get it back.
2163
01:36:43,959 --> 01:36:45,708
"Be nice to me!"
2164
01:36:46,250 --> 01:36:47,834
And he was.
2165
01:36:49,542 --> 01:36:53,416
Your Honors,
I feel Mr. Miller is sufficiently past
2166
01:36:53,417 --> 01:36:55,250
the fears that would keep him
2167
01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:58,208
from becoming a remarkable
citizen of the universe.
2168
01:36:59,875 --> 01:37:03,667
I wholeheartedly recommend
full onward movement.
2169
01:37:04,917 --> 01:37:05,917
I rest.
2170
01:37:06,708 --> 01:37:08,166
JUDGE: Miss Foster,
you're up.
2171
01:37:12,750 --> 01:37:14,040
Your Honors,
2172
01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:17,041
at this point, I would like to
show my final summation scene.
2173
01:37:17,542 --> 01:37:18,875
Proceed.
2174
01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:22,750
My scene takes place
not there, but here.
2175
01:37:23,291 --> 01:37:24,457
What?
2176
01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:26,582
What're we doing?
We're showing something from here?
2177
01:37:26,583 --> 01:37:27,958
Yes, we are.
2178
01:37:27,959 --> 01:37:30,249
I was told we're not
doing that anymore.
2179
01:37:30,250 --> 01:37:32,250
No one told you that,
Mr. Diamond.
2180
01:37:33,083 --> 01:37:34,250
What are we seeing?
2181
01:37:34,458 --> 01:37:35,875
Something from last night.
2182
01:37:36,208 --> 01:37:38,875
Mr. Miller,
please watch this,
2183
01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:40,750
and tell me what
you were feeling.
2184
01:37:42,917 --> 01:37:44,542
Last night?
2185
01:37:46,250 --> 01:37:47,750
(BEEPING)
2186
01:37:48,583 --> 01:37:50,208
JULIA: Want to spend
the night with me?
2187
01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:52,375
DANIEL: More than anything
else in the world.
2188
01:37:52,959 --> 01:37:54,582
JULIA: Good.
Come on. Let's go.
2189
01:37:54,583 --> 01:37:57,291
DANIEL: I don't think I can.
I don't think I should.
2190
01:37:57,750 --> 01:37:58,875
JULIA: Why?
2191
01:37:59,250 --> 01:38:01,332
If I had a fire scene
like you had today,
2192
01:38:01,333 --> 01:38:03,124
I would feel differently.
I'm sure.
2193
01:38:03,125 --> 01:38:05,291
I'd stay here.
I'd never leave.
2194
01:38:05,792 --> 01:38:09,124
But I've been defending myself
so hard these last few days.
2195
01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:11,083
And I just don't
wanna be judged anymore.
2196
01:38:12,291 --> 01:38:14,165
I have this wonderful
feeling inside of me,
2197
01:38:14,166 --> 01:38:15,458
but I'm af…
2198
01:38:16,625 --> 01:38:18,959
I'm just tired of being judged.
2199
01:38:30,166 --> 01:38:33,083
You genuinely feel for this
woman, don't you, Mr. Miller?
2200
01:38:33,792 --> 01:38:34,917
Yes.
2201
01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:38,083
Why didn't you stay
with her last night?
2202
01:38:40,083 --> 01:38:41,333
I was afraid.
2203
01:38:42,291 --> 01:38:43,333
A little louder.
2204
01:38:43,542 --> 01:38:44,792
I was afraid.
2205
01:38:53,041 --> 01:38:54,125
I rest.
2206
01:38:56,166 --> 01:38:58,458
Well, this is a new one on me.
2207
01:38:58,834 --> 01:39:01,500
Have sex with somebody
and move right on.
2208
01:39:02,166 --> 01:39:04,333
Is that the way
it works, Miss Foster?
2209
01:39:06,708 --> 01:39:08,666
I don't think you're
being very understanding
2210
01:39:08,667 --> 01:39:10,875
about the world Mr. Miller
just came from.
2211
01:39:11,500 --> 01:39:14,000
It's filled with problems
you no longer have.
2212
01:39:15,667 --> 01:39:18,667
Deadly diseases, confusing
identities, changing attitudes.
2213
01:39:19,208 --> 01:39:22,667
How do you know Mr. Miller he wasn't
worried about getting a disease?
2214
01:39:23,542 --> 01:39:25,875
Were you worried about getting a
disease, Mr. Miller?
2215
01:39:26,166 --> 01:39:28,083
I didn't think
she had a disease.
2216
01:39:28,917 --> 01:39:30,707
You didn't think.
But you didn't know.
2217
01:39:30,708 --> 01:39:32,040
We're getting off the point.
2218
01:39:32,041 --> 01:39:34,082
We've never been near the point!
2219
01:39:34,083 --> 01:39:35,917
You're getting him both ways.
2220
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,207
When he's courageous
and follows it up
2221
01:39:38,208 --> 01:39:40,249
with something you don't
like, you show the follow-up.
2222
01:39:40,250 --> 01:39:41,624
When there aren't
any follow-ups,
2223
01:39:41,625 --> 01:39:42,958
you blame him
for not having any.
2224
01:39:42,959 --> 01:39:46,040
This is an example
of something he wanted to do
2225
01:39:46,041 --> 01:39:48,917
and he didn't because
he was afraid.
2226
01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:51,041
And this was just last night.
2227
01:39:51,458 --> 01:39:53,708
DIAMOND: May I tell you what
I think we just watched here?
2228
01:39:54,041 --> 01:39:56,874
I think we just watched a man
who was caring
2229
01:39:56,875 --> 01:39:58,333
of another
human being's feelings.
2230
01:39:59,166 --> 01:40:01,333
He didn't know what this
experience would do to her,
2231
01:40:01,542 --> 01:40:03,000
so he was careful.
2232
01:40:04,166 --> 01:40:07,083
You blame him for this.
I praise him for it.
2233
01:40:07,959 --> 01:40:11,083
You call it fear.
I call it thoughtfulness.
2234
01:40:11,917 --> 01:40:15,750
To be caring about
someone else's feelings.
2235
01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:20,041
I'm sorry, but I hope we
all can have that quality.
2236
01:40:22,417 --> 01:40:23,708
Thank you.
2237
01:40:24,750 --> 01:40:27,750
Mr. Miller, your final
summation, please.
2238
01:40:28,792 --> 01:40:29,833
(SIGHS)
2239
01:40:29,834 --> 01:40:32,083
Well, I think it was
thoughtfulness.
2240
01:40:33,250 --> 01:40:35,625
And I would like to say
something about this disease.
2241
01:40:36,417 --> 01:40:37,624
Your Honors, I didn't think
2242
01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:39,250
that Julia had a disease,
2243
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:42,083
but you must understand
that right now on earth,
2244
01:40:42,333 --> 01:40:45,250
they're filling our heads with
all these terrible things.
2245
01:40:45,667 --> 01:40:48,124
They keep telling you
over and over
2246
01:40:48,125 --> 01:40:50,125
that you're not just sleeping
with one person.
2247
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,500
You're sleeping with everyone
they've ever slept with.
2248
01:40:54,166 --> 01:40:56,667
Now that I've been
to the past lives pavilion,
2249
01:40:57,125 --> 01:40:58,959
that could be
20,000 to 30,000 people.
2250
01:40:59,500 --> 01:41:00,500
(CHUCKLES)
2251
01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:03,457
As far as the rest
of my life is concerned,
2252
01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:05,792
I truly believe
I turned the corner.
2253
01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:08,541
I know I had a few fears left,
2254
01:41:08,542 --> 01:41:10,165
but I was taken very young.
2255
01:41:10,166 --> 01:41:12,000
I feel I could have
conquered them.
2256
01:41:13,625 --> 01:41:16,500
So if you see fit to let me
move forward,
2257
01:41:17,125 --> 01:41:19,750
I promise you
I will do the best I can.
2258
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:23,457
I'll work very hard,
I'll do whatever is required of me.
2259
01:41:23,458 --> 01:41:27,792
I'll do the best I can.
Honestly. I will.
2260
01:41:29,250 --> 01:41:30,625
I'll do the best I can.
2261
01:41:32,625 --> 01:41:34,000
Is that all,
Mr. Miller?
2262
01:41:34,708 --> 01:41:36,125
Yeah.
2263
01:41:37,500 --> 01:41:39,624
But please just know that I'll…
2264
01:41:39,625 --> 01:41:40,834
Do the best you can?
2265
01:41:41,333 --> 01:41:42,958
Hmm.
2266
01:41:42,959 --> 01:41:44,166
Good.
2267
01:41:45,166 --> 01:41:46,792
That's all, everybody.
Thank you.
2268
01:41:55,500 --> 01:41:57,625
It was nice to
meet you. Good luck.
2269
01:42:00,667 --> 01:42:04,416
Well, that's it.
Let's go back to my office and wait.
2270
01:42:04,417 --> 01:42:05,667
We'll know in 30 minutes.
2271
01:42:24,041 --> 01:42:25,207
Judgment's in.
2272
01:42:25,208 --> 01:42:26,707
It's early.
2273
01:42:26,708 --> 01:42:27,791
Is that good?
2274
01:42:27,792 --> 01:42:29,333
Not good or bad.
2275
01:42:34,875 --> 01:42:35,916
They don't waste any time.
2276
01:42:35,917 --> 01:42:37,375
They must need the hotel space.
2277
01:42:41,875 --> 01:42:44,041
So what do you think
of our fair city?
2278
01:42:44,250 --> 01:42:45,417
We do a pretty good job here.
2279
01:42:45,834 --> 01:42:46,917
How was that Italian restaurant?
2280
01:42:47,250 --> 01:42:48,250
What does it say?
2281
01:42:49,875 --> 01:42:51,041
You're going back.
2282
01:42:55,375 --> 01:42:56,750
Can I say something?
2283
01:42:57,917 --> 01:42:59,416
Just because
they're sending you back,
2284
01:42:59,417 --> 01:43:00,750
doesn't mean that they're right.
2285
01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:02,750
They can make a mistake.
2286
01:43:04,917 --> 01:43:06,583
You shouldn't let others
get to you like this.
2287
01:43:08,083 --> 01:43:09,291
Just follow what's in here.
2288
01:43:13,542 --> 01:43:16,250
Come on. I'll take you
to the station.
2289
01:43:19,250 --> 01:43:22,083
MAN: (OVER PA) Trams 7 and
8 to onward destinations.
2290
01:43:22,625 --> 01:43:24,457
This is something.
I never get over it.
2291
01:43:24,458 --> 01:43:26,250
The organization is amazing.
2292
01:43:26,583 --> 01:43:28,082
All these different
trams going to
2293
01:43:28,083 --> 01:43:29,374
all these different places.
2294
01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:32,082
WOMAN: (OVER PA) All
tunnels now operational.
2295
01:43:32,083 --> 01:43:33,249
These are yours,
2296
01:43:33,250 --> 01:43:36,207
your boarding card, your various I.D.
pieces,
2297
01:43:36,208 --> 01:43:38,125
all the things
you're going to need.
2298
01:43:38,417 --> 01:43:39,999
You're not going to
remember any of this.
2299
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:41,083
So don't worry.
2300
01:43:41,417 --> 01:43:42,959
You won't kick yourself forever.
2301
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:45,959
Take the opportunities
when they come. Okay?
2302
01:43:47,458 --> 01:43:49,124
WOMAN: Passengers going
back to earth,
2303
01:43:49,125 --> 01:43:51,083
please board trams on your left.
2304
01:43:51,959 --> 01:43:55,250
Passengers moving onward,
board trams on your right.
2305
01:43:55,667 --> 01:43:57,625
Well, this is it.
2306
01:43:59,291 --> 01:44:00,749
Good luck, kid.
2307
01:44:00,750 --> 01:44:01,834
I've got a lot of faith in you.
2308
01:44:09,917 --> 01:44:11,125
FEMALE ATTENDANT:
I can take that here, sir.
2309
01:44:11,792 --> 01:44:14,333
There you go. You keep those,
and follow the yellow line.
2310
01:44:19,834 --> 01:44:22,375
WOMAN:
All trams now operational.
2311
01:44:26,375 --> 01:44:28,165
MALE ATTENDANT:
I'll take those, sir.
2312
01:44:28,166 --> 01:44:31,791
MAN: Trams 7 and 8
to onward destinations,
2313
01:44:31,792 --> 01:44:34,000
final boarding, please.
2314
01:44:42,333 --> 01:44:43,959
Right here, sir.
2315
01:44:54,375 --> 01:44:57,500
WOMAN: All personnel,
please prepare for departure.
2316
01:45:00,875 --> 01:45:01,875
JULIA: Daniel!
2317
01:45:02,667 --> 01:45:03,708
Daniel!
2318
01:45:04,750 --> 01:45:05,750
Daniel!
2319
01:45:06,083 --> 01:45:07,208
Julia!
2320
01:45:07,625 --> 01:45:08,874
Daniel!
2321
01:45:08,875 --> 01:45:09,875
Julia!
2322
01:45:21,041 --> 01:45:22,333
Julia!
2323
01:45:28,875 --> 01:45:30,000
(ALARM SOUNDS)
2324
01:45:31,750 --> 01:45:33,000
What the hell are you doing?
2325
01:45:36,542 --> 01:45:38,834
Sit down right now.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
2326
01:45:41,750 --> 01:45:42,875
(SECOND ALARM SOUNDS)
2327
01:45:50,250 --> 01:45:51,250
Aah!
2328
01:45:52,375 --> 01:45:53,417
(HORN HONKS)
2329
01:46:08,417 --> 01:46:09,542
Julia!
2330
01:46:11,250 --> 01:46:12,291
Julia!
2331
01:46:12,917 --> 01:46:14,875
Julia!
2332
01:46:15,417 --> 01:46:16,792
Daniel!
2333
01:46:17,417 --> 01:46:18,750
Julia!
2334
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:20,541
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(SCREAMS)
2335
01:46:20,542 --> 01:46:22,499
Aah! Daniel!
2336
01:46:22,500 --> 01:46:24,374
I love you!
Oh, my God.
2337
01:46:24,375 --> 01:46:26,500
I tried to call,
but I didn't know your last name.
2338
01:46:27,458 --> 01:46:29,583
I won't let you go!
I won't let you go!
2339
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:32,083
Help! Help!
2340
01:46:37,166 --> 01:46:38,291
Whoa!
2341
01:46:38,583 --> 01:46:40,125
Aah! Hold on!
2342
01:46:40,291 --> 01:46:42,625
Hold on. Just please hold on.
Hold on.
2343
01:46:43,166 --> 01:46:44,582
I love you.
2344
01:46:44,583 --> 01:46:45,917
I love you.
2345
01:46:50,458 --> 01:46:51,625
Open this up!
2346
01:46:52,291 --> 01:46:54,082
Damn it!
Open it up!
2347
01:46:54,083 --> 01:46:55,458
JULIA: Please,
open the door!
2348
01:46:56,792 --> 01:46:59,250
Julia!
Wait for me!
2349
01:46:59,792 --> 01:47:01,125
Wait for me!
2350
01:47:02,166 --> 01:47:03,417
Brave enough for you?
2351
01:47:03,792 --> 01:47:07,041
JULIA: Please! Open
the door, please!
2352
01:47:09,166 --> 01:47:10,500
DANIEL: Julia!
2353
01:47:11,375 --> 01:47:12,375
(INAUDIBLE)
2354
01:47:13,041 --> 01:47:14,208
Julia!
2355
01:47:15,291 --> 01:47:16,333
Let him go.
2356
01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,166
(APPLAUSE)