1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:02,543 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:17,683 --> 00:00:19,518 [radio whirring] 5 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:20,644 Man on radio: You ever get the feeling 6 00:00:20,728 --> 00:00:22,020 that everything in America 7 00:00:22,104 --> 00:00:24,689 is completely fucked up? 8 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,817 You know that feeling that the whole country 9 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,861 is like, one inch away from saying 10 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,947 "That's it! Forget it!" 11 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,782 I mean, think about it, everything's polluted 12 00:00:33,866 --> 00:00:35,826 the environment, the government 13 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,620 the schools, you name it. 14 00:00:37,703 --> 00:00:39,204 Speaking of schools, I was, uh 15 00:00:39,288 --> 00:00:40,998 walking the hallowed halls the other day 16 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,541 and I asked myself... 17 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,668 "Is there life after high school?" 18 00:00:44,752 --> 00:00:46,086 Because I can't face tomorrow 19 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:48,213 let alone a whole year of this shit. 20 00:00:48,297 --> 00:00:50,757 Yeah, you got it, folks. 21 00:00:50,841 --> 00:00:53,093 It's me again with a little attitude 22 00:00:53,177 --> 00:00:55,762 for all you out here in white-bread land 23 00:00:55,846 --> 00:00:57,389 all you nice people Livin' in the middle 24 00:00:57,473 --> 00:00:59,600 of America, the beautiful. 25 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,310 Let's see, we're on, uh 26 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,145 92 FM tonight 27 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,898 and it feels like a nice, clean little band so far. 28 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,567 No one else is using it and the price is right. 29 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:11,195 [chuckles] And, yes, folks, you guessed it. 30 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,614 Tonight, I'm as horny as a ten-peckered owl 31 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,700 so, stay tuned because this is Hard Harry 32 00:01:15,783 --> 00:01:19,536 reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork 33 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,039 and do your homework in the dark. 34 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:26,210 [instrumental music] 35 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,227 [tires screech] 36 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:46,104 [indistinct chatter] 37 00:01:46,188 --> 00:01:47,397 Hey! Gimme that. 38 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:50,275 Hey, man, let me see that. 39 00:01:50,359 --> 00:01:51,985 Well, give it on over here. 40 00:01:52,069 --> 00:01:53,987 Oh, man, he played Ice-T on this tape. 41 00:01:54,071 --> 00:01:55,947 Great. Plays Ice-T and talks about his dick. 42 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,200 Nah, man. Ice-T shreds on this. I heard it last night. 43 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,246 [upbeat music] 44 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,089 [tires screech] 45 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,092 [indistinct chatter] 46 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,595 Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez? 47 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:20,097 Yes, just for a second. 48 00:02:24,226 --> 00:02:26,686 Alright, so I'll pick you up after yearbook? 49 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,398 - Okay, Dad. - And no big dates tonight. 50 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,692 Be well-rested for your history exam tomorrow. 51 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,235 - Okay. - Yo, Paige! 52 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,155 Any time, anywhere, beautiful. 53 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,782 Mr. Paige. 54 00:02:38,866 --> 00:02:40,659 Oh, Miss Paige Woodward arriveth. 55 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,996 So rich, so smart... 56 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,081 So perfect. 57 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,666 Cheryl, good to see you. 58 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,668 Gonna see the principal this morning, huh? 59 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,880 [music continues] 60 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,594 Mr. Murdock, can you tell me what this is about? 61 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,596 We'll see. 62 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,640 Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood. 63 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:04,433 Yes? 64 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:05,559 Check this out. 65 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:06,810 What is it? 66 00:03:06,894 --> 00:03:08,312 It's this guy. 67 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,855 He's got a pirate radio station 68 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,231 on the air. 69 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:14,234 His name is "Happy Harry Hard-on.“ 70 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:16,987 - He's a total sex maniac. - Of course. 71 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,281 Nora: He comes on every night at 10 o'clock. 72 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,741 [upbeat music] 73 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,292 Hard Harry: Okay... 74 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,130 Down to business. 75 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:38,675 I got my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi 76 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:41,636 and, uh, I got my Blackjack gum here. 77 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,097 And I got that feeling. 78 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:46,099 Hmm, yeah, that familiar feeling... 79 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:48,518 that something rank is going down out there. 80 00:03:48,602 --> 00:03:51,521 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,864 ♪ Everybody knows that the dice are loaded ♪ 82 00:04:00,948 --> 00:04:05,448 ♪ Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed ♪ 83 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:10,166 ♪ Everybody knows the war is over ♪ 84 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:14,749 ♪ Everybody knows the good guys lost ♪ 85 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:19,174 ♪ Everybody knows the fight was fixed ♪ 86 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:23,720 ♪ The poor stay poor the rich get rich ♪ 87 00:04:23,804 --> 00:04:26,765 ♪ That's how it goes ♪ 88 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:33,017 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 89 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:37,647 ♪ Everybody knows that the boat is leaking ♪ 90 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:42,402 ♪ Everybody knows that the captain lied ♪ 91 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:47,073 ♪ Everybody got this broken feeling ♪ 92 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:51,540 ♪ Like their father or their dog just died ♪ 93 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:56,124 ♪ Everybody talking to their pockets ♪ 94 00:04:56,337 --> 00:05:00,549 ♪ Everybody wants a box of chocolates ♪ 95 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,719 ♪ And a long-stem rose ♪ 96 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:09,804 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 97 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:14,517 ♪ Everybody knows that you love me baby ♪ 98 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:19,272 ♪ Everybody knows that you really do ♪ 99 00:05:19,443 --> 00:05:23,943 ♪ Everybody knows that you've been faithful ♪ 100 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:28,452 ♪ Ah, give or take a night or two ♪ 101 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:32,373 ♪ Everybody knows you've been discreet ♪ 102 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:35,542 Yeah, I can smell it. 103 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:36,710 I can almost taste it 104 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:38,253 the rankness in the air. 105 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,172 It's everywhere! 106 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,133 It's running through that old pipeline out there 107 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,885 trickling along that dumb concrete river 108 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,387 and coming up through the drains 109 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,055 of those lovely tract homes we all live in. 110 00:05:49,139 --> 00:05:50,431 So who is he? 111 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,017 He goes to Humphrey. 112 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,894 Hard Harry: I mean, I don't know. 113 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:58,478 Everywhere I look, it seems everything is sold-out. 114 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,944 They say this is where the reception is the coolest. 115 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:03,653 Then he probably lives right around here. 116 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,907 Fuckin' yuppies. 117 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,159 Hard Harry: My dad sold out... 118 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:12,704 and my mom sold out years ago when she had me. 119 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:14,498 And then they sold me out when they brought me 120 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,208 to this hole in the world. 121 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,960 Hey, they made me everything I am today 122 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,920 so, naturally, I hate the bastards. 123 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,756 Speaking of which, I am, uh 124 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,842 running a contest... 125 00:06:24,925 --> 00:06:27,552 on the best way to put them out of their miseries. 126 00:06:27,636 --> 00:06:29,179 Tonight, we have number 12 127 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,014 of one hundred things to do with your body 128 00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:32,265 when you're all alone. 129 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:34,434 [both laugh] 130 00:06:34,518 --> 00:06:37,395 Hard Harry: Now, are you ready for the incredible sound 131 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:39,772 of Hard Harry coming on his own face? 132 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,525 [gasping] 133 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:42,776 Oh, my God. 134 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,903 It's very possible, you know? 135 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,780 [moaning] 136 00:06:48,365 --> 00:06:49,366 Are you listening to this? 137 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,993 Yeah, of course I'm listening. 138 00:06:51,076 --> 00:06:53,411 This guy's gotta have hair coming out of his palms. 139 00:06:53,495 --> 00:06:55,538 Oh! This is a champion one. 140 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,166 Oh. There. Yeah. 141 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:58,667 Are you listening? 142 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,335 Hard Harry: I'm going blind. - He's doing it. 143 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,421 So unreal. 144 00:07:02,504 --> 00:07:04,047 - Oh, my God. Hard Harry: I'm coming. 145 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:05,257 This... 146 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:08,260 [gasping] 147 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:15,517 Yes, Hard Harry will go to any length 148 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,019 to keep his three listeners glued 149 00:07:17,102 --> 00:07:18,895 with ooey-blooey to the radios. 150 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:20,855 But the question is 151 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,275 how far will you go? 152 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,902 I mean, how far can you go 153 00:07:24,985 --> 00:07:26,611 to amaze and disgust 154 00:07:26,695 --> 00:07:28,905 the insatiable Hard Harry, huh? 155 00:07:28,989 --> 00:07:31,116 I mean, how serious are you? 156 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,409 I ask you that-- 157 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,203 Mr. Paige: Hi, beautiful. 158 00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:35,954 You know what I can't figure out? 159 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,998 How you manage to get such great grades 160 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:40,918 and you listen to that radio all night, you know? 161 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:44,421 Uh, tomorrow, don't forget Yale interview. 162 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,716 And I don't want you to look too sleepy, you know? 163 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,884 Good night, sweetie. 164 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,680 Hard Harry: Got a lot of letters here, guys. 165 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,640 Here. "Dear Hard Harry... 166 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,684 my boyfriend won't talk to me anymore. 167 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,312 How do I show him that I really love him?" 168 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,730 Look, I-- I don't know anything 169 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,982 about these letters asking for love advice. 170 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,484 I mean, if I knew anything about love 171 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,026 I would be out there making it 172 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:10,447 instead of sitting in here talking to you guys. 173 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:14,785 No. Just, uh, send me stuff at Box 2710... 174 00:08:14,868 --> 00:08:16,828 USA Mail, Paradise Hills 175 00:08:16,912 --> 00:08:19,414 Arizona, 84012. 176 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,957 Reply is guaranteed. 177 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:22,584 "Dear Harry, 178 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,127 I think you're boring and obnoxious 179 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:26,630 and have a high opinion of yourself." 180 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,840 Of course, some of you are probably thinking 181 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:29,925 I sent this one to myself. 182 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,553 "I think school is okay if you just look at it right. 183 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:33,845 I mean, I like your music 184 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:35,597 but I really just don't see why 185 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,308 you can't be cheerful for one second.“ 186 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:41,395 I'll tell you, since you asked. Uh... 187 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:43,646 I just arrived in this stupid suburb. 188 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,067 I have no friends 189 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,569 no money... 190 00:08:48,652 --> 00:08:51,363 no car, license. 191 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:53,115 And even if I did have a license 192 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:55,992 all I could do is drive out to some stupid mall. 193 00:08:56,076 --> 00:08:58,328 Maybe if I'm lucky play some fuckin' video games 194 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:00,038 smoke a joint, and get stupid. 195 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:03,250 You see, there's nothing to do anymore. 196 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,917 Everything decent's been done. 197 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,045 All the great themes have been used up 198 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,464 turned into theme parks. 199 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,800 So, I don't really find it exactly cheerful 200 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,844 to be living in the middle of a... 201 00:09:13,927 --> 00:09:15,887 totally like, exhausted decade... 202 00:09:15,971 --> 00:09:17,639 where's there's nothing to look forward to 203 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,974 and no one to look up to. 204 00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:24,187 That was deep. 205 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:26,940 [burps] 206 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:30,360 Oh, no. Not again. 207 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,195 The creature stirs. Oh, God 208 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:34,656 I think it's gonna be a gusher. 209 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,117 This is the sixth time in an hour! 210 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,494 Oh, God. 211 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,246 He sounds like a chronic masturbator. 212 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,040 He prides himself on it. 213 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:45,083 See? I have to take care of it. 214 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:48,420 [gasping] Oh! Or else I'm going to explode! 215 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,256 Just excuse me while I, uh... 216 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,507 while I, while I, uh... 217 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,134 Oh! Oh! 218 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,929 ♪ I was a child Who wanted love that was wild ♪ 219 00:09:57,012 --> 00:09:59,264 ♪ Though tight as slow motion But crazed ♪ 220 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:00,599 Oh, yeah! 221 00:10:00,682 --> 00:10:02,141 [gasping] Oh! Oh, God! 222 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,144 Oh! Oh, my God, it's the biggest... 223 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,897 Whoa, Nellie! Whoa! 224 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,856 God! I'm gonna explode! 225 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,234 Oh, take cover, Arizona! 226 00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:13,028 - Here-- - Any time now, man. 227 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,696 Oh, oh, God. 228 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,822 Oh! 229 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,657 Oh, God, it's the best. 230 00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:20,994 Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. 231 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,621 Free at last. 232 00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:25,415 I'm beat. I'm whipped. Quittin' time. 233 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,501 Gotta recuperate. 234 00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:29,752 There he goes. Sometimes, he's on for five minutes 235 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,672 sometimes he's on for five hours. 236 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:33,214 That's my man. 237 00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,341 ♪ They didn't tell you that part baby ♪ 238 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:38,386 ♪ Love comes in spurts Oh no ♪ 239 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:41,347 ♪ Love comes in spurts Oh no ♪ 240 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:44,725 ♪ Love comes in spurts Oh no it hurts ♪ 241 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,728 ♪ Love comes in spurts ♪ 242 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,438 [indistinct singing] 243 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,482 [upbeat music] 244 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,985 [indistinct chatter on TV] 245 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,031 God, I feel so out of touch here. 246 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,242 Honey, we didn't move out here to stay in touch. 247 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,663 Then why did we move out here? 248 00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:06,956 Oh, because it's a nice place to live. 249 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,459 I'm making good money, and uh... 250 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,835 and I'm the youngest school commissioner 251 00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:12,420 in the history of Arizona. 252 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:13,963 Brian, you know what? The man I married 253 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,798 loved his work, not power and money. 254 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,342 Brian: That's alright. I still love my work. 255 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,927 And I love power and money. 256 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,637 When you were young radical Brian 257 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,306 you were always fighting against the system, and now-- 258 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:24,849 Now, I am the system, yeah. 259 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:27,727 Is that a beer? 260 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:30,813 Sure. 261 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,774 Have you noticed his behavior lately? 262 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,861 - What about him? - He's just so unhappy here. 263 00:11:35,944 --> 00:11:37,111 [sighs] 264 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,697 [indistinct chatter on TV] 265 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,950 I'll go talk to him. 266 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,744 Man on TV: Is this not mankind's bravest 267 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,662 and most inspired purpose? 268 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,666 [instrumental music] 269 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:08,101 Hi. What's up? 270 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,187 Uh, I was just looking for some stamps. 271 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,646 Oh, fine. I got some right here. 272 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,942 Going to send a letter to one of your friends back east? 273 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,611 No. I thought I might send away for an inflatable date. 274 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:22,824 You know, one of these days you're gonna outsmart 275 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,492 yourself, young man. 276 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,869 I love it when you call me "young man." 277 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,081 You know, when I was your age, I was on all the teams 278 00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:30,707 and a bunch of clubs. 279 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,043 Look, all I'm saying is that school must have 280 00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:35,545 some really terrific programs. It's very highly rated. 281 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,923 Just save it for the masses, okay? 282 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,633 Brian: Mark, they've got twelve hundred students 283 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:44,095 at that school. Certainly, some of them got to be cool. 284 00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,514 Look, the deal is, I get decent grades 285 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,224 you guys leave me alone, right? 286 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,101 [sighs] 287 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,939 [upbeat music] 288 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,240 [girl squealing] 289 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:09,579 - Okay, who is this guy? - I don't know. 290 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,789 Nobody knows who he is 291 00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,915 but he really hates this school 292 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,918 so, I guess he goes here. 293 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,462 Yeah, but all the guys that go here are geeks. 294 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,798 Maybe not, my dear. 295 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:20,923 [school bell rings] 296 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,300 Later. 297 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,426 Later? 298 00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,517 Jan: “And so then the Logicars questioned 299 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:34,145 the few remaining Despars more and more. 300 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:35,855 They began to fade away 301 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,524 until there was nothing left of them... 302 00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:39,984 and they disappeared 303 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,320 from the face of the Earth." 304 00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:47,492 Hmm? Pretty good, huh? 305 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,829 Leading with your heart, not your mind. 306 00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,581 Mark, I wondered if you'd tell us 307 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,875 what you were thinking about when you wrote this. 308 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:59,671 Uh... I just wrote it late last night. 309 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,257 That's obvious. It's practically illegible. 310 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,925 [all chuckle] 311 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,095 Mark... I was hoping 312 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,889 that you'd share your feelings about it. 313 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,603 [sighs] 314 00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,479 [bell rings] 315 00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,064 Saved by the bell. 316 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,191 Don't think if I didn't read your composition 317 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,609 it won't be read. 318 00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,069 Bye. Bye. 319 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,822 Mark? 320 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,909 They're looking for new writers at the Clarion. 321 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,576 Don't be embarrassed of your talent. 322 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:32,745 [instrumental music] 323 00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,247 - Hey, Paige. - Hiya, Paige. 324 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,503 Hey, I finally got my new Miata. 325 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,170 - You should hear the CD player. - Yeah, you should hear it. 326 00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:42,546 It's unbelievable. 327 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,132 Tennis team's throwing a party tonight. 328 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,218 Later, Paige. 329 00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:47,760 - See you there. - See ya. 330 00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:50,304 - Uh-huh? - Uh-huh. 331 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,557 Hey, that's my box. How's about asking, huh? 332 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,268 ♪ Kickin' conversation ain't talkin' 'bout nothin' ♪ 333 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,395 ♪ When all that's really on your mind is what? ♪ 334 00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,190 ♪ Yo baby let's get butt naked and fuck ♪ 335 00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:02,650 ♪ That's right if you're a man you want it ♪ 336 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,486 ♪ If you're a woman you tease him and flaunt it ♪ 337 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,697 ♪ But my crew got to have it ♪ 338 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,617 ♪ And after they dog it, I autograph it ♪ 339 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,702 ♪ The syndicate don't lecture ♪ 340 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,037 ♪ We move in a group I 341 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,541 [blowing whistle] 342 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:20,585 ♪ The girls will get butt naked and fuck that night ♪ 343 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,463 ♪ ISLAM takes the pictures ♪ 344 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,673 Man 1: Good morning, Mr. Murdock. 345 00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,549 Man 2: Good morning, sir. 346 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,218 I'm not stupid, you know. 347 00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:32,054 School is judged on one category only. 348 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,599 Academic scores. 349 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,519 The lesson of modern education is... 350 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,020 nothing good comes easily. 351 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,773 - No pain, no gain. - Excuse me, everyone. 352 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,025 Miss Creswood, you want to listen to this? 353 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,652 It's the third tape this week. 354 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:47,820 I can't believe it. 355 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,780 Hard Harry: Oh! Oh, Nellie! 356 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,576 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode! 357 00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:54,202 Oh, take cover, Arizona! 358 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,996 Here I come! 359 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:58,081 Ms. Creswood: Jan, this is no laughing matter. 360 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,457 Hard Harry: Yes! Oh! 361 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,334 Enjoy. 362 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,546 Hi. 363 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,047 You're in my writing class, right? 364 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,884 Right. 365 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,927 Yeah, I like Emerson. She's pretty funky. 366 00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:15,181 Now you're in trouble. 367 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,064 You owe 25 cents. 368 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,651 [indistinct chatter] 369 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,945 "How to Talk Dirty and Influence People" 370 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,905 by Lenny Bruce. 371 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,241 Who's he? 372 00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:36,786 Any good? 373 00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:38,871 He's alright. 374 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:40,790 Talk a lot? 375 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,170 Not too much, no. 376 00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,136 [indistinct chatter] 377 00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:00,601 Cute, but no way. 378 00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,978 Hard Harry: Guess who? It's 10 o'clock. 379 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,522 Do you care where your parents are? 380 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,150 Because after all, it is a jungle out there. 381 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,029 ♪ Everybody knows that the dice are loaded ♪ 382 00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:15,612 ♪ Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed ♪ 383 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,912 ♪ Everybody knows the war ♪ 384 00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:20,788 Hard Harry: I don't know. I mean, everywhere I look 385 00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:23,916 it seems like someone's getting butt-surfed by the system. 386 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,044 My-my parents are always talking about the system 387 00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,421 and-- and-- and the '60s and how cool it was. 388 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,133 Well, look at where the '605 got them, huh? 389 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,551 Come on, people, now 390 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,094 ♪ Smile on your brother ♪ 391 00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:37,138 ♪ Everybody get together ♪ 392 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,350 ♪ Try to love one another right now ♪♪ 393 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,893 - Tune in, turn it up! - Now that was the '60s. 394 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,688 This is a song for the '90s 395 00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,732 from my buddies The Descendants! 396 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,067 ♪ Welcome to Der Wiener schnitzel ♪ 397 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,192 ♪ May I take your order please? ♪ 398 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,028 ♪ Yeah I want two large cokes ♪ 399 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,571 ♪ Two large fries chili-cheese dog large Dr. Pepper ♪ 400 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,448 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 401 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,616 ♪ Want whale sperm with that? ♪ 402 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,659 ♪ No ♪♪ 403 00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,160 Hard Harry: Hmm! 404 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,662 Why don't we listen to that one again, huh? 405 00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:01,996 ♪ Welcome to Der Wiener schnitzel ♪ 406 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,706 ♪ May I take your order, please? ♪ 407 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,374 ♪ Yeah I want two large cokes, two large fries ♪ 408 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,750 ♪ Chili-cheese dog, Large Dr. Pepper ♪ 409 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,837 ♪ Super deluxe, With cheese and tomato ♪ 410 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,129 ♪ Do you want whale sperm with that? ♪ 411 00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:12,256 ♪ No! ♪♪ 412 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,633 I hate the '60s, I hate school 413 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,386 I hate principals. 414 00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:18,220 I hate vice principals... 415 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,598 but my true, pure 416 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,308 refined hatred is reserved 417 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,559 for guidance counselors. 418 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,854 Happy Harry just happens to have 419 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:27,897 in his very hands a copy of a memo 420 00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:30,942 written by one Mr. David Deaver 421 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,361 guidance counselor extraordinaire 422 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,905 to one Miss Loretta Creswood, high school principal. 423 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,576 "I find Cheryl unremorseful 424 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:42,411 about her unfortunate condition." 425 00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:46,499 Bastard can't even say she's knocked up. 426 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,294 What channel? 427 00:18:49,377 --> 00:18:50,753 Hard Harry: "And she's unwilling 428 00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,630 to minimize its effect on the morale 429 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,882 of the student population." 430 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,467 Guidance counselors. 431 00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,678 If they knew anything about career moves 432 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,055 would they have ended up as guidance counselors? 433 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,307 What do you say we call Deaver up, huh? 434 00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:05,851 Hard Harry just happens to have... 435 00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:08,062 the home phone numbers of every employee 436 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,523 of the Paradise Hills school commission. 437 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:12,983 Yeah. 438 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,360 Here we go. 439 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,987 There you are, Mr. Deavski. 440 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,616 [telephone ringing] 441 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,244 Uh, Deaver residence. David Deaver speaking. 442 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,330 Hey, this is WKPS. You're live. 443 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:27,123 We're doing a piece on high schools. 444 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,000 We understand that you're a guidance counselor. 445 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,002 I'm head of guidance 446 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,879 here at Hubert Humphrey High 447 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,880 in Paradise Hills, Arizona. 448 00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:37,341 I've been here seven years. 449 00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:39,301 Could you tell us a bit about what you do? 450 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,764 I run a comprehensive... 451 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,557 American values program. 452 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,267 Um, uh... 453 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,353 In which, uh, we discuss 454 00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:51,063 uh, ethical situations 455 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:53,482 uh, sex education, uh... 456 00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,442 What do you say to young people 457 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,986 who look around at the world 458 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,447 and see that it's become, you know, like, a... 459 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,074 a sleazy country, you know? 460 00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,826 A-- a-- a place you just can't trust. 461 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,453 Like your school, for example. 462 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,039 How come it wins all of these awards 463 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,083 and yet students are dropping out like flies? 464 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,709 Why-- why is that? 465 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,586 Now, my listeners are-- are curious 466 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,254 about your participation 467 00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,340 in the decision to expel Cheryl Biggs. 468 00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,218 I-- I-- I, uh... 469 00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:23,137 I'm, uh, not aware 470 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,722 of anything like that. 471 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,766 I don't know what you're talking about. 472 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,351 Well, that's not true, sir. 473 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,478 "Cheryl refuses to accept suggestions 474 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,188 of a more positive mental attitude 475 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,648 towards her health and her future. 476 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,150 I'm afraid I find no alternative 477 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,859 but to suggest suspension." 478 00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,110 Who is this? 479 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,612 H-- h-- how did you get this number? 480 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,406 Do you admit it, sir? 481 00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:42,823 Deaver: A-- admit what? 482 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:45,701 That you're slime. 483 00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,119 Now, wait just a minute. 484 00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,662 Hard Harry: You interview a student 485 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,123 and then you rat on her. 486 00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:51,373 You betrayed her trust. 487 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,750 Isn't that right, sir? 488 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:56,087 [sighs] 489 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,882 Well... as you can see 490 00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,424 these guys are played out. 491 00:21:00,508 --> 00:21:03,010 Society is mutating so rapidly 492 00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:06,931 that anyone over the age of twenty really has no idea. 493 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,767 Ugh. Alright. Back down to business. 494 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,228 "I share a room with my older brother. 495 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,814 Nearly every night after he turns off his light 496 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,441 he comes over to my bed and gives me 497 00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,609 a few arm noogies and stuff. 498 00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:20,111 And then he makes me scratch his back 499 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,739 and other refinements." 500 00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:26,200 Well, it's about time we had some refinements on this show. 501 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,078 Uh, "Then sooner or later, he gets worked up 502 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,455 and without further ado... 503 00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:34,583 he rubs his thing and makes me watch." 504 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,713 Signed yourself "Screwed Up." 505 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,257 Well, first of all, you're not screwed up. 506 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,092 You're-- you're an unscrewed-up reaction 507 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,927 to a screwed-up situation. 508 00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:47,179 You see, feeling screwed up in a screwed-up place 509 00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:49,098 in a screwed-up time does not mean 510 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,266 that you are screwed up. 511 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,894 If you catch my drift. 512 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:58,315 Now, as you know, dear listeners 513 00:21:58,399 --> 00:22:01,443 if you, uh enclose your number... 514 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,156 a reply is guaranteed. 515 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,450 - Hello? - This is Happy Harry Hard-on. 516 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,328 You're live. Is this Miss Screwed Up? 517 00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:12,121 Well, I have a couple of questions. 518 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,332 How big is this thing you described? 519 00:22:14,415 --> 00:22:16,125 Is-- is-- is it bigger than a baby's arm? 520 00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:20,254 What, you don't remember or you don't want to tell me? 521 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,510 Or maybe you made this whole thing up, huh? 522 00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:27,136 Remember, my dear, I can smell a lie 523 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,554 like a fart in a car. 524 00:22:30,473 --> 00:22:31,891 [both giggle] 525 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,769 Well... 526 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,563 it's too bad about that one, actually. 527 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,440 You see, to me 528 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,651 the real truth is always a bigger turn-on 529 00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:43,193 and it doesn't have to be a big deal. 530 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,529 - It could be anything. - Malcolm? 531 00:22:44,612 --> 00:22:46,113 Have you finished your homework yet? 532 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,869 Your father and I are downstairs watching TV. 533 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,955 Why don't you come down and join us for once? 534 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,081 No. 535 00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:58,125 Alright, Malcolm. Have it your way. 536 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,795 Thanks. 537 00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,132 Hard Harry: So, I don't know. 538 00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:07,593 Send me your most pathetic moment 539 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,970 your most anything. As long as its real. 540 00:23:10,054 --> 00:23:11,847 I-- I mean, I want the size 541 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:14,350 the shape, the feel, the smell! 542 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,768 I mean I want, I want blood, sweat 543 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,270 and tears on these letters. 544 00:23:17,353 --> 00:23:19,980 I-- I want, I want brains a-- and ectoplasm 545 00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:22,232 and cum spilled all over 'em! 546 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,609 Hallelujah! 547 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,237 Whoo! 548 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,781 And now, all my horny listeners 549 00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:31,033 get one hand free, because... 550 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,539 Yes, the "Eat me, beat me“ lady is back. 551 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,708 "Come in. 552 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,877 Every night, you enter me like a criminal. 553 00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:43,170 You break into my brain 554 00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:46,006 but you're no ordinary criminal. 555 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,176 You put your feet up and you pop a Pepsi... 556 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:52,471 you start to party, you turn up my stereo 557 00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:54,974 songs I've never heard, but I move anyway. 558 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,477 You get me crazy. I say do it. 559 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,353 I don't care what. Just do it. 560 00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,648 Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard." 561 00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:03,941 Oh... 562 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,403 [exhales deeply] 563 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,240 I like that. 564 00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:14,368 "Talk hard.“ 565 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,497 I like the idea 566 00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:21,041 that a voice can just go somewhere... 567 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,709 uninvited... 568 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,212 just kind of hang out 569 00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:25,671 like a dirty thought 570 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,965 in a nice, clean mind. 571 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,759 Maybe a thought is like a virus, you know? 572 00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:31,468 You know, it can, it can kill 573 00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:33,095 all the healthy thoughts 574 00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:34,805 and just take over. 575 00:24:34,889 --> 00:24:36,223 That would be serious. 576 00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:39,059 Hmm. That would be totally serious. 577 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,562 Yeah. I know that all of my horny listeners 578 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,980 would love it if I would call up 579 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,941 the "Eat me, beat me" lady, but no! 580 00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:48,110 Because she never encloses her number! 581 00:24:48,194 --> 00:24:50,487 Tough luck, creepoid. 582 00:24:50,571 --> 00:24:53,156 Always the same red paper... 583 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,534 the same beautiful black writing. 584 00:24:56,202 --> 00:24:57,369 Hmm. 585 00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:02,749 Now... she's probably a lot like me 586 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,544 a legend in her own mind. 587 00:25:04,627 --> 00:25:05,961 [Mark chuckles] 588 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,047 But you know what? 589 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,051 I bet in real life 590 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,636 she's probably not that wild. 591 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,140 I bet she's kind of shy 592 00:25:17,223 --> 00:25:18,724 like so many of us 593 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,727 briskly walking the halls... 594 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,396 pretending to be late for some class... 595 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,106 pretending to be distracted. 596 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,777 Hey, poetry lady... 597 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,404 are you really this cool? 598 00:25:31,487 --> 00:25:33,155 Are you out there? 599 00:25:33,239 --> 00:25:34,490 Are you listening? 600 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,284 I'm always out here. 601 00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:37,659 I feel like I know you 602 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,079 and yet we'll never meet. 603 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,500 [exhales deeply] So, be it. 604 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,836 Well, here's a song from my close personal buddies 605 00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:49,838 back east, The Beastie Boys. 606 00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,632 This is a song that was so controversial 607 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,843 they couldn't put it on their first album. 608 00:25:53,926 --> 00:25:55,177 Add a little nightlight. 609 00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:56,762 [upbeat music] 610 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,764 ♪ Well ♪ 611 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:01,016 ♪ Chitin' at the corner this one time ♪ 612 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,477 ♪ Cool at the party, you're runnin' a line ♪ 613 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,896 ♪ Smokin' my crack, sayin' my rhyme ♪ 614 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,524 ♪ Countin' my pack just to pass the time ♪ 615 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,860 ♪ Many young girls do some base ♪ 616 00:26:10,943 --> 00:26:13,362 ♪ Her boyfriend Pete, he was on my case ♪ 617 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:16,073 ♪ Took him to the place threw the mattress in his face ♪ 618 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,534 ♪ Shot homeboy in his fuckin' face ♪ 619 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,370 Aah! 620 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,623 Ooh! I just love being the rap king of Arizona. 621 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,543 I don't know. 622 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,920 Drugs are out. Sex is out. 623 00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:33,132 Politics are out. Everything is on hold. 624 00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,927 I mean, we definitely need something new. 625 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,720 I just keep waiting for some new voice 626 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,472 to come out of somewhere 627 00:26:39,555 --> 00:26:40,931 and just say, "Hey! 628 00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:43,976 Wait a second. What is wrong with this picture? 629 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,770 Just take a look around." 630 00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:51,316 Well, maybe this is the answer to everything. 631 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,110 Wouldn't that be nice, huh? 632 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,742 "Dear Hard Harry, do you think I should kill myself? " 633 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,620 Great. 634 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,165 Signed "I'm Serious." 635 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,710 And, of course, there is a number here. 636 00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:12,546 Now, look... 637 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:16,467 [telephone ringing] 638 00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:23,682 Hard Harry: Hello. Serious? 639 00:27:23,766 --> 00:27:25,517 Yeah. 640 00:27:25,601 --> 00:27:28,020 Hard Harry: Are you okay? - Yep. 641 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:30,689 Hard Harry: I guess what I'm asking is... 642 00:27:30,773 --> 00:27:33,275 how serious are you? 643 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,194 Or how you gonna do it? 644 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,697 I'm gonna blow my fuckin' head off. 645 00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,908 Oh. Well, do you, do you have a gun? 646 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,077 No, I'm gonna use my finger, genius. 647 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,371 [chuckles] 648 00:27:45,454 --> 00:27:47,038 Alright, so, uh 649 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:50,084 where-- where's this gonna take place, huh? 650 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,460 Malcolm: Right here. 651 00:27:54,046 --> 00:27:56,131 W-- where is this alleged gun, huh? 652 00:27:56,215 --> 00:27:57,883 Do you, do you have it with you? 653 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,055 Did you at least write a note? 654 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:06,350 I mean, you have a reason, don't you? 655 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,269 I mean, you're-- you're not gonna be one of those people 656 00:28:08,352 --> 00:28:10,270 who kills themselves, and nobody has any idea 657 00:28:10,354 --> 00:28:11,730 why they did it, huh? 658 00:28:11,814 --> 00:28:14,483 That's why we need a note, pal. 659 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,068 I'm all alone. 660 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:19,697 Oh, hey-- hey, look 661 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,990 may-- maybe it's okay to be alone sometimes. 662 00:28:22,074 --> 00:28:23,075 I mean, I... 663 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,619 Well, everybody's alone. 664 00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:26,870 You're not. 665 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,666 I-- I didn't talk to one person today 666 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,127 not-- not counting teachers. 667 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,339 I sit alone... 668 00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,715 every day, you know? 669 00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,300 Sit in the stairwell, eating my lunch 670 00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:42,469 reading a book. 671 00:28:42,553 --> 00:28:44,054 What about you? 672 00:28:49,435 --> 00:28:50,519 [chuckles] 673 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,356 I hate that. 674 00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:56,942 Now, I'm depressed. 675 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,402 Now, I feel like killing myself 676 00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:00,571 but luckily, I'm too depressed to bother. 677 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,574 [phone beeps] 678 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,035 Great. 679 00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:09,037 He's got the phone off the hook now. 680 00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:10,914 Rejected again. 681 00:29:10,998 --> 00:29:13,500 That's okay, I'm used to it. 682 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:15,210 Terminal loneliness. 683 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,716 People always think 684 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,051 they know who a person is 685 00:29:22,134 --> 00:29:23,343 but they're always wrong. 686 00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:25,429 "Eats lunch on stairs." 687 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,349 Hard Harry: Our parents have no idea. 688 00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:31,143 Mine had me tested because I sit... 689 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,270 alone in my room all day... 690 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:35,856 naked, wearing only a cock ring. 691 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,441 [laughs] 692 00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:38,817 Oh... 693 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,321 I mean, it really bugs me. 694 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,115 Everyone thinks they know 695 00:29:44,198 --> 00:29:46,658 how a person should be. 696 00:29:46,742 --> 00:29:49,453 Who cares how I should be, you know? 697 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,540 I mean, in real life, I-- I could be that anonymous nerd 698 00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:54,666 sitting across from you in chem lab... 699 00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:58,211 staring at you so hard... 700 00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:02,007 Then when you turn around... 701 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,761 he tries to smile... 702 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,639 but the smile just comes out all wrong. 703 00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:12,475 You just think, "How pathetic." 704 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,147 [exhales deeply] 705 00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:17,814 Then he just looks away. 706 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,026 [exhales deeply] 707 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,403 He never looks back at you again. 708 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,951 Ah, hey. 709 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:31,454 Who cares, huh? That's my motto. 710 00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:36,083 Well, sleep tight, Cheryl. 711 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,503 Sleep tight, Miss Refinements. 712 00:30:41,088 --> 00:30:43,090 Sleep tight, poetry lady. 713 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:45,968 [sighs] 714 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,471 Sleep tight, Mr. Serious. 715 00:30:51,974 --> 00:30:53,767 Maybe you'll feel better tomorrow. 716 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,521 [switch clicks] 717 00:30:58,564 --> 00:31:00,899 [indistinct chatter] 718 00:31:00,983 --> 00:31:04,152 Hey, what's a cock ring? It sounds cool. 719 00:31:04,236 --> 00:31:05,570 How should I know? 720 00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:08,490 Maybe it's a-- a ring with a cock on it. 721 00:31:08,574 --> 00:31:10,242 But he said he was wearing it. 722 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,286 ♪ What's really known as a radio cut? ♪ 723 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,872 ♪ When you can't say shit and you can't say fuck ♪ 724 00:31:14,955 --> 00:31:17,040 ♪ I really think you wanna hear it ♪ 725 00:31:17,124 --> 00:31:19,626 ♪ But the radio stations you see they still gonna fear it ♪ 726 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:22,462 ♪ Yo, I thought this country was based upon freedom of speech ♪ 727 00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:24,673 ♪ Freedom of press, freedom of your own religion ♪ 728 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,717 ♪ To make your own decision, now that's baloney ♪ 729 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,220 ♪ Cause if I gotta play by your rules, I'm being phoney ♪ 730 00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:32,055 ♪ Yo, I got to cater to this person or that person ♪ 731 00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:34,516 ♪ I got to rhyme for the white or the black person? ♪ 732 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,393 ♪ Why can't it all be equal? ♪ 733 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:39,021 ♪ Music is a universal language for all people ♪ 734 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,065 ♪ I better get off the rebellious tip ♪ 735 00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:43,191 ♪ Before somebody out there say I'm startin to slip N' 736 00:31:43,275 --> 00:31:45,151 - How much you want for it? - Five bucks each. 737 00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:49,281 ♪ She was a cool blue redhead ♪ 738 00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:54,161 ♪ She was a virgin vixen ♪ 739 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:57,998 ♪ She had the eyes of Lassie ♪ 740 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,417 ♪ She had the lips of Nixon ♪ 741 00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:04,421 ♪ Lips like Tricia Nixon ♪ 742 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,634 ♪ I stole a sideways glance ♪ 743 00:32:08,717 --> 00:32:10,301 ♪ At her continental shelf ♪ 744 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:13,972 I And I knew she was the devil himself ♪ 745 00:32:14,056 --> 00:32:15,932 ♪ It's a barstool yawn ♪ 746 00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,225 Hi. 747 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,229 Hi. 748 00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:22,480 ♪ She said "Button up mister" ♪ 749 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,733 ♪ I shook as she took another look ♪ 750 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:26,860 Hard Harry: Like your school, for example. 751 00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:28,528 How come it wins all of these awards 752 00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:30,530 and yet students are dropping out like flies? 753 00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:32,407 - Why is that, Mr. Deaver? - Excuse me. 754 00:32:32,491 --> 00:32:34,910 My listeners are wondering about your participation-- 755 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,954 - What is this? - I don't know, sir. 756 00:32:37,037 --> 00:32:39,456 Is that your tape? What is this? Whose tape is this? 757 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,291 Man 3: I looked around, and someone had slipped that on. 758 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,377 You know, people, this dancing is a privilege 759 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,379 and it'll be taken away if it's abused. 760 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,006 You understand that? 761 00:32:47,089 --> 00:32:50,008 [upbeat music] 762 00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:54,387 [women laughing] 763 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,098 ♪ Life is tough ♪ 764 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,309 ♪ And full of stuff ♪ 765 00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,310 ♪ Life is hard as rock ♪ 766 00:33:02,062 --> 00:33:05,857 ♪ No one around to pull you out ♪ 767 00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:07,108 ♪ No one to stop ♪ 768 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:09,737 - What? What are you lookin' at? - Nora. 769 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:13,573 ♪ Now we don't need no chaperones ♪ 770 00:33:13,657 --> 00:33:16,910 ♪ All policemen please stay home ♪ 771 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,914 [upbeat music] 772 00:33:29,548 --> 00:33:30,799 Hi. 773 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,301 You got a stick of gum? 774 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,138 "Blackjack." 775 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:43,144 You really as horny as a ten-peckered owl? 776 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,529 Hi. My name's Nora. 777 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,364 What's yours? 778 00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:56,032 - Mark. - Mark. 779 00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:59,786 Well, hi, Mark. 780 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,580 Hi. 781 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,707 Listen, uh, I was gonna cut fourth period. 782 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,084 You want to join me for a smoke in the art supply room? 783 00:34:06,168 --> 00:34:08,295 No, I can't. I gotta go. Sorry. 784 00:34:09,588 --> 00:34:11,131 Sorry. 785 00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:18,180 Boy, these damn tapes keep popping up all over the place. 786 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,307 They were playing this one out in the alcove. 787 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:23,018 Who is this guy, anyway? Every day there's more graffiti. 788 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,604 I don't know, but he's sure turning the school upside-down. 789 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,982 Has anyone seen Luis Chavez? 790 00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,692 He wasn't in my class today. 791 00:34:30,776 --> 00:34:32,235 - Mine, either. - Listen to this. 792 00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,237 Hard Harry: In his hands, a memo... 793 00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:36,614 written by one Mr. David Deaver 794 00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,034 guidance counselor extraordinaire 795 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,286 to one Miss Loretta Creswood, high school principal. 796 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,330 - "I find Cheryl..." - Turn that off. 797 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,165 Hard Harry: "Unremorseful about her unfortunate..." 798 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,417 I have an announcement to make. 799 00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:50,420 [indistinct chatter] 800 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,763 I have some very upsetting news. 801 00:35:04,059 --> 00:35:06,394 Last night... 802 00:35:06,478 --> 00:35:08,146 one of our students 803 00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:10,649 Malcolm Kaiser... 804 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:11,775 took his own life. 805 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,527 All: What? 806 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,696 Jan: For those of you who knew him... 807 00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:17,989 there will be a memorial service... 808 00:35:18,073 --> 00:35:21,159 at Dempsey Hall on Friday. 809 00:35:21,243 --> 00:35:23,203 I know it hurts. 810 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,331 It's painful to lose someone. 811 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:29,292 [Women shouting] Five, six, seven, eight We've got spirit. 812 00:35:29,376 --> 00:35:33,876 Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How 'bout you? 813 00:35:34,506 --> 00:35:37,425 [indistinct chatter] 814 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,430 [mellow music] 815 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,436 We've got spirit. Yes, we do! 816 00:35:47,519 --> 00:35:51,064 We've got spirit. How 'bout you? 817 00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:54,067 [indistinct chatter] 818 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:03,118 [engine revving] 819 00:36:04,536 --> 00:36:07,455 [dramatic music] 820 00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:40,113 [music continues] 821 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,799 Nora: You're the voice crying out in the wilderness. 822 00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:00,967 You're the voice that makes my brain burn 823 00:37:01,051 --> 00:37:03,219 and my guts go gooey. 824 00:37:03,303 --> 00:37:05,054 Yeah, you gut me. 825 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:09,226 My insides spill on your altar and tell the future. 826 00:37:09,309 --> 00:37:12,937 My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature. 827 00:37:13,021 --> 00:37:14,522 I know you 828 00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,649 not your name, but your game. 829 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,986 I know the true you. 830 00:37:19,069 --> 00:37:21,571 Come to me, or I'll come to you. 831 00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:23,114 So, you are him. 832 00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:27,661 Don't worry. I'm not going to bust you or anything. 833 00:37:29,329 --> 00:37:31,247 Aren't you going to ask who I am? 834 00:37:31,331 --> 00:37:33,916 No, I don't think so. No. 835 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,502 I'm the "eat me, beat me" lady. 836 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,963 So you don't believe me? 837 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,258 "I know you... 838 00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:43,384 not your name, but your game. 839 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,179 I know the true you. 840 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:47,180 Come to me... 841 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:48,515 or I'll come to you." 842 00:37:53,061 --> 00:37:54,645 Hey, relax. I'm not really like that 843 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,231 except when I am. 844 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,400 Look, I really can't handle this right now, okay? 845 00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:00,569 Hey, look. Look. Look, it's not your fault. 846 00:38:00,652 --> 00:38:01,944 I mean, I was listening last night. 847 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,739 I didn't think he'd go through with it! 848 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:06,741 [sighs] 849 00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:11,871 [fork clinks] 850 00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:15,249 Mark, we heard about Malcolm Kaiser. We know. 851 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,585 We're just wondering if you knew him. 852 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,964 No, not-- not really. 853 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,634 Brian: Mark, uh, I'm going to ask you something. 854 00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:26,428 Uh, your mother and I have been talking 855 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:28,388 and-- and, uh, I guess we realized that-- 856 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,640 Mark, basically, we thought... 857 00:38:30,724 --> 00:38:32,100 that you might benefit from maybe 858 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,185 seeing a psychiatrist. 859 00:38:33,268 --> 00:38:34,769 Is it that obvious? 860 00:38:34,853 --> 00:38:35,812 Marla Hunter: No, honey, of course not. 861 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,188 We think you're perfect. 862 00:38:37,272 --> 00:38:39,440 But it just seems that here you're so sad 863 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,235 and lonely all the time. 864 00:38:41,318 --> 00:38:43,194 And we just want you to feel good about yourself. 865 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:45,196 Marla Hunter: You have friends in New York, hon. 866 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,073 Are you trying to meet people here at all? 867 00:38:47,157 --> 00:38:48,783 It was never, I... 868 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:51,286 I know this sounds stupid, Mark but have you ever just 869 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,372 like, walked up to a girl here and said "Hi?" 870 00:38:53,455 --> 00:38:55,874 Look, the girls here, are-- are, they're different. 871 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,085 - I-- I can't talk to them. - How are they different? 872 00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,128 Listen, Mark, I was talking to your English teacher today-- 873 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,964 Oh, come on, Dad. Please. It's-- it's creepy enough 874 00:39:03,048 --> 00:39:04,340 around there without you snooping around. 875 00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:05,633 Brian: And she says that you've got 876 00:39:05,717 --> 00:39:07,927 a-- a great promise as a writer... 877 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:10,221 but that you're having trouble concentrating. 878 00:39:10,305 --> 00:39:12,724 So, when is Johnny going to concentrate, huh? 879 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:15,477 Get happy, get a girlfriend... 880 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,813 and then-- then write a, write a best seller, huh? 881 00:39:17,896 --> 00:39:19,647 Fine! You don't listen. You don't talk to me. 882 00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:21,566 You don't talk to anybody! You hate everything. 883 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,193 I can't talk to you people. 884 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:24,736 And I'm certainly not going to a shrink. 885 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:27,113 Listen, Mark, everybody's got problems 886 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,657 not just you but you're not gonna solve them 887 00:39:29,741 --> 00:39:31,117 if you don't communicate them! 888 00:39:31,201 --> 00:39:33,453 You've got to talk to somebody! 889 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,455 Okay, he's gone. 890 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,457 He's gone back downstairs. 891 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,295 And so, family and friends of Malcolm Kaiser 892 00:39:42,379 --> 00:39:43,922 sadly come and go into the night 893 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,924 even as phantom DJ Hard Harry 894 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:48,552 prepares to broadcast anonymously... 895 00:39:48,635 --> 00:39:50,303 from somewhere... 896 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:53,098 in this formerly peaceful community. 897 00:39:53,181 --> 00:39:54,557 This is Shep Sheppard reporting live 898 00:39:54,641 --> 00:39:56,351 from Paradise Hills, Arizona. 899 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:59,312 - Back to you, Bill. - Thank you, Shep, for that... 900 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,855 Yeah, back to you. 901 00:40:07,112 --> 00:40:08,321 [taps] 902 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:22,752 [instrumental music] 903 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,258 ♪ If it be your will ♪ 904 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,472 ♪ That I speak no more ♪ 905 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,477 ♪ And my voice be still ♪ 906 00:40:40,979 --> 00:40:43,690 ♪ As it was before ♪ 907 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:49,988 ♪ I will speak no more ♪ 908 00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:54,117 ♪ I shall abide until ♪ 909 00:40:56,411 --> 00:41:00,331 ♪ I am spoken for ♪ 910 00:41:00,415 --> 00:41:02,959 ♪ If it be your will ♪♪ 911 00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:11,676 ♪ Everybody knows that the dice are loaded ♪ 912 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,763 ♪ Everybody rolls ♪ 913 00:41:14,846 --> 00:41:17,682 You see, I never planned it like this. 914 00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,228 My dumb dad got me this shortwave radio set 915 00:41:22,312 --> 00:41:24,647 so, I could just speak to my friends back east. 916 00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:28,901 But I couldn't reach anybody... 917 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,947 so, I just thought I was talking to nobody. 918 00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:34,907 I imagined nobody listening. 919 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,954 Maybe I imagine that one person out there. 920 00:41:39,037 --> 00:41:41,706 Anyway, one day I woke up... 921 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,792 and I realized I was never going to be normal... 922 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,045 [sighs] so I said, “Fuck it." 923 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,798 I said, "So be it..." 924 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,011 And Happy Harry Hard-on was born. 925 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,930 But I never meant to hurt anyone. 926 00:41:58,473 --> 00:42:00,600 Honestly... 927 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,644 I never meant to hurt anyone. 928 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,855 I'm sorry, Malcolm. 929 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,191 I never said... 930 00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:10,318 don't do it. 931 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:15,615 I'm sorry. 932 00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:20,620 Uh, anyway... 933 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:21,746 that's-- that's it. 934 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:23,790 The show's over. 935 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,544 I'm done. 936 00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:29,003 Stick a fork in me. 937 00:42:29,087 --> 00:42:30,713 It's been grand. 938 00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:34,300 This is Hard Harry saying... sayonara. 939 00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:36,469 Over and out. 940 00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:38,596 Oh, come on, you can't do this. 941 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,598 This is a joke, right? 942 00:42:40,682 --> 00:42:43,267 Come on, Harry, baby, don't stiff. 943 00:42:44,978 --> 00:42:46,437 Ugh, what am I doing? 944 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:50,733 [instrumental music] 945 00:42:50,817 --> 00:42:51,943 Fuck it. 946 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,240 You hear about some kid 947 00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:58,825 did something stupid... 948 00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:01,995 something desperate. 949 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,206 What possessed him? 950 00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:07,417 How could he do such a terrible thing? 951 00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:10,294 Well, come here. 952 00:43:10,378 --> 00:43:12,171 It's really quite simple, actually. 953 00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,508 [sighs] 954 00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:19,345 Consider the life of a teenager, huh? 955 00:43:19,429 --> 00:43:22,098 You have parents and teachers telling you what to do. 956 00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:24,309 You have movies, magazines 957 00:43:24,392 --> 00:43:25,893 and TV telling you what to do 958 00:43:25,977 --> 00:43:27,645 but you know what you have to do. 959 00:43:28,730 --> 00:43:30,940 Huh? Your job, your purpose 960 00:43:31,024 --> 00:43:33,609 is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend 961 00:43:33,693 --> 00:43:36,529 think up something great to do for the rest of your life. 962 00:43:36,613 --> 00:43:40,658 What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? 963 00:43:40,742 --> 00:43:43,745 What if you're funny-looking and can't get a girlfriend? 964 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,539 You see, no one wants to hear it. 965 00:43:47,332 --> 00:43:48,416 [sighs] 966 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,126 But the terrible secret... 967 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:55,382 is that being young... 968 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:58,801 is sometimes less fun... 969 00:43:58,885 --> 00:44:01,137 than being dead. 970 00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:03,014 This is great. He's making it worse. 971 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:04,891 Hard Harry: Suicide is wrong 972 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,560 but the interesting thing about it... 973 00:44:07,644 --> 00:44:10,647 is how uncomplicated it seems. 974 00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:12,273 You know? 975 00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:14,692 There-- there you are, you got all these problems 976 00:44:14,776 --> 00:44:16,778 swarming around in your brain 977 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:19,823 and here is one simple 978 00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:22,825 one incredibly simple solution. 979 00:44:22,909 --> 00:44:25,453 I'm just surprised it doesn't happen every day around here. 980 00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:26,871 Now-- now, they're going to say 981 00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:28,623 I-- I said offing yourself was simple 982 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:31,376 but no, no, no, no, no, it's not simple. 983 00:44:31,459 --> 00:44:34,336 Just like everything else, you have to read the fine print. 984 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:38,550 For instance, assuming that there is a Heaven... 985 00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:40,801 who would ever want to go there? You know? 986 00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:42,512 I mean, think about it. 987 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:45,223 It's cool. You're-- you're sitting there up on this cloud. 988 00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:46,891 It's nice, you know, it's quiet. 989 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,601 There's no, there's no teachers 990 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,687 there's no parents, but guess what? 991 00:44:50,770 --> 00:44:52,354 There's nothing to do! 992 00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:54,524 It's fucking boring! 993 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,776 Another thing to remember about suicide... 994 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,362 is that it is not a pretty picture. 995 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,531 I mean, first of all, you shit your shorts. 996 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,618 You know? So, there you are, dead. 997 00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:06,494 People are weeping over you, crying. 998 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:10,290 Girls you never spoke to are saying, "Why? Why? Why?" 999 00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,666 [laughs] And you have a load in your shorts. 1000 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,627 That's the way I see it. Sue me. 1001 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:16,379 Now, they're saying 1002 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:18,173 I-- I shouldn't think stuff like this, you know? 1003 00:45:18,256 --> 00:45:21,384 They're saying that something is wrong with me... 1004 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:22,844 that I should be ashamed! 1005 00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:25,805 Well... 1006 00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,932 I'm-- I'm sick of being ashamed. 1007 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:30,518 - I mean, aren't you? - Sick to death. 1008 00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:33,980 I don't mind being dejected and rejected 1009 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,149 but I'm not going to be ashamed about it. 1010 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,360 - Hallelujah. - At least pain is real. 1011 00:45:38,443 --> 00:45:40,695 You-- you look around, and you see nothing is real 1012 00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:43,156 but at least pain is real. 1013 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,283 You know, even this show isn't real. 1014 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,744 This isn't me. I-- I'm using a voice disguiser. 1015 00:45:47,827 --> 00:45:50,496 I'm a phony fuck just like my dad! 1016 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:52,039 Just like anybody. 1017 00:45:52,123 --> 00:45:53,415 You see, the real me 1018 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,169 is just as worried as the rest of you. 1019 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,296 They say I'm disturbed. 1020 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,340 Of course I'm disturbed! 1021 00:46:00,423 --> 00:46:03,801 I mean, we're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not? 1022 00:46:03,885 --> 00:46:06,429 Doesn't this blend of blindness and blandness 1023 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:08,473 want to make you do something crazy? 1024 00:46:08,556 --> 00:46:10,432 Then why not do something crazy? 1025 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,143 It makes a hell of a lot more sense 1026 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:14,103 than blowing your fucking brains out! 1027 00:46:14,187 --> 00:46:16,230 You know? Go nuts! Go crazy! 1028 00:46:16,314 --> 00:46:17,773 Get creative! 1029 00:46:17,857 --> 00:46:19,733 You got problems? You just chuck 'em. 1030 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,237 Nuke 'em! They think you're moody? 1031 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,113 Make them think you're crazy. 1032 00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,657 Make them think you might snap! 1033 00:46:26,741 --> 00:46:29,201 They think you've got attitude? You show 'em some real attitude. 1034 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,996 Agh! I mean, go nuts! 1035 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:33,331 Get crazy! Hey! 1036 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,042 No more Mr. Nice Guy! 1037 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,920 Aah! 1038 00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:40,463 Oh, God! 1039 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:43,466 [screaming] 1040 00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:47,345 God! Yeah! 1041 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,680 [screaming] 1042 00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:51,766 [crackling] 1043 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,059 Whoo! Yes! 1044 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,271 [all screaming] 1045 00:46:56,354 --> 00:46:58,439 [explosion] 1046 00:46:58,523 --> 00:47:02,151 ♪ Kick out the jams, motherfuckers! ♪ 1047 00:47:02,235 --> 00:47:04,528 [upbeat music] 1048 00:47:04,612 --> 00:47:07,948 Happy Harry Hard-on! 1049 00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:09,868 ♪ Well I feel pretty good ♪ 1050 00:47:09,951 --> 00:47:11,410 ♪ And I guess that I could ♪ 1051 00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:14,455 ♪ Get crazy now, baby ♪ 1052 00:47:14,539 --> 00:47:16,249 ♪ 'Cause we all got in tune ♪ 1053 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,917 ♪ When the dressing room ♪ 1054 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,295 ♪ Got hazy yeah, baby ♪ 1055 00:47:21,379 --> 00:47:24,465 ♪ I know how you want it Hot, sweet, and tight ♪ 1056 00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:27,802 ♪ The girls can't stand it When you do it right ♪ 1057 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,971 ♪ When they're up on the stand ♪ 1058 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,474 ♪ And then they kick out the jams ♪ 1059 00:47:32,557 --> 00:47:36,227 ♪ Yeah kick out the jams ♪ 1060 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,730 ♪ I gotta kick 'em out ♪ 1061 00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:40,815 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1062 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:43,902 [all screaming] 1063 00:47:43,985 --> 00:47:45,069 ♪ Yeah I'm startin' to sweat ♪ 1064 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,029 ♪ You know my shirt's all wet ♪ 1065 00:47:47,113 --> 00:47:48,697 ♪ What a feeling ♪ 1066 00:47:50,116 --> 00:47:51,742 ♪ And the sound that abounds ♪ 1067 00:47:51,826 --> 00:47:53,536 ♪ And Resounds and rebounds ♪ 1068 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,079 ♪ Straight off of the ceiling ♪ 1069 00:47:56,998 --> 00:48:00,292 ♪ You gotta have it, baby You can't do without ♪ 1070 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,544 ♪ When you get that feelin' ♪ 1071 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:03,671 Time out. 1072 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:06,007 ♪ Put that mic in my hand ♪ 1073 00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,343 ♪ And let me kick out the jams ♪ 1074 00:48:08,426 --> 00:48:11,971 ♪ Yes, kick out the jams ♪ 1075 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,556 ♪ I've got to kick it ♪♪ 1076 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,391 Ah... 1077 00:48:17,602 --> 00:48:18,686 This is good. 1078 00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:21,898 This is very, very interesting. 1079 00:48:21,981 --> 00:48:24,900 [keypad beeps] 1080 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,780 - Hello? - Hi, it's me. 1081 00:48:28,863 --> 00:48:30,197 You're on the air. 1082 00:48:30,281 --> 00:48:32,992 Are you willing to tell my listeners... 1083 00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:34,702 what you told me here in this letter? 1084 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:36,537 I think they're-- they're ready to handle it. 1085 00:48:36,621 --> 00:48:38,581 I'm not ashamed. 1086 00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:40,208 So, tell us what happened. 1087 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,084 This guy I knew... 1088 00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:43,460 he invited me up to the ridge 1089 00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:45,129 and, well... 1090 00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:46,464 I wasn't really sure why 1091 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,091 but I was really happy 1092 00:48:48,174 --> 00:48:50,009 because he's pretty cool. 1093 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,845 He's an athlete and everything. 1094 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:55,765 First of all, when was this, and how-- how old are you? 1095 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:58,726 Just before school. I'm sixteen. 1096 00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,019 Go ahead. 1097 00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,776 So, we get up there... 1098 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,987 we take off our shirts... 1099 00:49:09,070 --> 00:49:11,197 and we start fooling around. 1100 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:12,699 And then... 1101 00:49:12,782 --> 00:49:14,867 I sort of told him how much I liked him. 1102 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:22,124 He-- he just smiled and said he knew it. 1103 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:24,293 Then he says... 1104 00:49:24,377 --> 00:49:26,962 "Why don't we take our pants off and get a tan?" 1105 00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:28,964 So, I did it. 1106 00:49:31,926 --> 00:49:33,510 But he stalled. 1107 00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:34,804 Go ahead. 1108 00:49:36,389 --> 00:49:37,932 And then two of his friends showed up 1109 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,018 and they were drinking beer and laughing. 1110 00:49:42,395 --> 00:49:45,439 And they took my clothes and threw them up in the trees. 1111 00:49:48,109 --> 00:49:49,276 [sighs] 1112 00:49:51,696 --> 00:49:53,239 I didn't know what to do. 1113 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,992 I-- I started to cry, but... 1114 00:49:56,075 --> 00:49:58,535 they just laughed at me, so I stopped. 1115 00:50:01,247 --> 00:50:03,457 Then they started calling me things... 1116 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:06,043 but I don't even care about that. 1117 00:50:06,127 --> 00:50:07,962 I mean, I know I'm into guys, but... 1118 00:50:10,673 --> 00:50:12,466 this was different. 1119 00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:14,009 So, what did you do? 1120 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,637 Everything. 1121 00:50:16,721 --> 00:50:18,514 Everything they told me. 1122 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:20,683 I'm calling the police. 1123 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,769 Fraud, pornography 1124 00:50:22,852 --> 00:50:26,230 he is just using those poor kids. 1125 00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:28,524 That's the thirteenth call tonight. 1126 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,276 Sounds like kids bullshitting to me. 1127 00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:32,570 I don't know. 1128 00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:34,489 Things like that happen when you're a kid. 1129 00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:36,323 You swallow it, Donny? 1130 00:50:36,407 --> 00:50:38,283 I think you're forgetting what it's like when you're young. 1131 00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:40,453 Come on, Shep. 1132 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:42,288 He got some kid to call in with some story 1133 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,123 they've concocted. It isn't real. 1134 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:45,791 Who cares if it's real 1135 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,167 if the people are riveted? 1136 00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:48,836 Let's go. 1137 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,005 No. People are rebroadcasting 1138 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:52,507 this thing over state lines. 1139 00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:54,842 I-- I think it's time to bring in the feds. 1140 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,719 This is FCC jurisdiction. 1141 00:50:56,803 --> 00:51:00,139 I feel bad that I didn't even do anything. 1142 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,476 I didn't even say anything. 1143 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,353 Now, he won't even talk to me. 1144 00:51:05,436 --> 00:51:07,896 He won't even look at me. 1145 00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:10,066 I'm pretty confused. 1146 00:51:10,149 --> 00:51:12,192 Confused? 1147 00:51:12,277 --> 00:51:13,611 You're not the one who's confused. 1148 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:16,239 You sound like you know exactly what's going on. 1149 00:51:16,322 --> 00:51:19,325 If anyone's confused, it's those guys out there. 1150 00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:22,912 I know, but I think about him a lot. 1151 00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:27,496 Sometimes, I wonder why one person is born one way... 1152 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:30,002 and another person is born another way. 1153 00:51:34,507 --> 00:51:36,175 Are you there? 1154 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,302 Yes. 1155 00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:41,180 So, I guess you think I'm a faggot wimp, right? 1156 00:51:42,473 --> 00:51:44,683 No... 1157 00:51:44,767 --> 00:51:46,769 I'm just thinking how strong people can be... 1158 00:51:49,147 --> 00:51:50,940 and how... 1159 00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:53,234 everyone is alike in some way... 1160 00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:58,656 and how everyone needs the same things. 1161 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,658 So, what are we going to do about all this? 1162 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:02,785 I don't know. 1163 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:07,623 That's the big question, isn't it, huh? 1164 00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,876 I guess nobody knows, huh? 1165 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,379 Well, that's tough. I got to go. 1166 00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:14,672 See you. 1167 00:52:17,675 --> 00:52:19,510 I guess we all got to go now. 1168 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:22,263 Good night, pal. 1169 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,725 Good night, friends. 1170 00:52:25,808 --> 00:52:28,727 [instrumental music] 1171 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:52,585 ♪ Cease to resist ♪ 1172 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:56,631 ♪ Giving my goodbye ♪ 1173 00:53:00,718 --> 00:53:03,470 ♪ Drive my car ♪ 1174 00:53:03,554 --> 00:53:08,054 ♪ Into the ocean ♪ 1175 00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,314 ♪ You'll think I'm dead ♪ 1176 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:16,359 ♪ But I sail away ♪ 1177 00:53:16,442 --> 00:53:20,112 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 1178 00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:24,696 ♪ On a wave of mutilation ♪ 1179 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:28,788 ♪ Wave of mutilation ♪ 1180 00:53:28,871 --> 00:53:32,749 ♪ Wave of mutilation ♪ 1181 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:37,088 ♪ Wave ♪♪ 1182 00:53:37,171 --> 00:53:39,298 Nora: "Believe it or not, I care?" 1183 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,884 "8:30 to 3:30." What's that? 1184 00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:44,929 It's some new hotline Deaver's setting up. 1185 00:53:45,012 --> 00:53:46,263 Hey, it's 8:30 in the morning 1186 00:53:46,347 --> 00:53:48,599 so I guess it's okay to kill myself. 1187 00:53:48,683 --> 00:53:49,850 Oh, my God, it's after 3:00, 1188 00:53:49,934 --> 00:53:51,435 so I guess I'm totally fucked. 1189 00:53:52,603 --> 00:53:55,314 ♪ I've kissed mermaids ♪ 1190 00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:58,984 ♪ Rode the El Nino ♪ 1191 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,781 Hi. 1192 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:06,450 ♪ Walked the sand ♪♪ 1193 00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:07,868 What are you doing? 1194 00:54:09,662 --> 00:54:11,080 Tramp. 1195 00:54:11,956 --> 00:54:13,666 Bitch. 1196 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,877 How's he getting this information? 1197 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,837 I want all the locks in the school changed. 1198 00:54:18,921 --> 00:54:22,215 I want a list of every student with relatives on the staff. 1199 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,302 Excuse me, just found the graffiti 1200 00:54:24,385 --> 00:54:25,511 on the roof of the cafeteria. 1201 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:26,554 They're taking it down now. 1202 00:54:26,637 --> 00:54:27,971 What's it say? 1203 00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:29,806 "Creswood's a maggot pus wad." 1204 00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:33,728 Hey, are you the guy selling tapes of that guy? 1205 00:54:33,811 --> 00:54:35,229 - Yeah. - How much? 1206 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,898 - Five bucks each. - Alright, let me have it. 1207 00:54:37,982 --> 00:54:39,316 - There you go. - Thanks, man. 1208 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,278 Selling pretzels, Donald? 1209 00:54:42,361 --> 00:54:44,112 Nobody knows who he is. 1210 00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,698 We don't believe you, Donald. 1211 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,659 I swear to God. Nobody has any idea. 1212 00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:52,538 Well, then you've got until the end of the day to get an idea. 1213 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:56,083 And don't forget, your file is under review, huh. 1214 00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,170 You better bring all your enrollment files 1215 00:55:00,254 --> 00:55:01,463 here to my office. 1216 00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:04,925 [instrumental music] 1217 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,682 So, what did they do to you? 1218 00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:13,058 - Hey, you Donald? - Yeah. 1219 00:55:13,142 --> 00:55:14,226 I'm Joey. 1220 00:55:14,310 --> 00:55:16,437 Can you get me into the PA? 1221 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:17,855 [instrumental music] 1222 00:55:17,939 --> 00:55:19,065 Yes. 1223 00:55:21,734 --> 00:55:22,985 Stay hard! 1224 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,822 Alright, alright. 1225 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:28,282 The truth is a virus! 1226 00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:30,117 [clamoring] 1227 00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:35,122 [music continues] 1228 00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:39,918 That's it for music in the alcove. 1229 00:55:40,002 --> 00:55:41,628 And from now on, 1230 00:55:41,712 --> 00:55:45,340 anyone caught defacing school property is expelled. 1231 00:55:45,424 --> 00:55:46,883 Deaver on PA: David Deaver speaking. 1232 00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:48,511 Woman on PA: Now... Deaver on PA: Who is this? 1233 00:55:48,594 --> 00:55:50,721 Deaver on PA: Who-- who is, who-- who is this? 1234 00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:51,764 Deaver on PA: You just hold on a minute there. 1235 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,099 [indistinct scatting from PA] 1236 00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:54,141 Deaver on PA: David Deaver speaking. 1237 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:55,809 David Deaver speaking. 1238 00:55:55,893 --> 00:55:58,520 What's-- what's happening? What's going on? 1239 00:55:58,604 --> 00:55:59,855 It's Mr. Deaver. 1240 00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:02,066 [indistinct scatting on PA] 1241 00:56:03,776 --> 00:56:05,360 Deaver on PA: Who is this? 1242 00:56:05,444 --> 00:56:07,112 [indistinct scatting on PA] 1243 00:56:09,198 --> 00:56:11,283 - It won't stop. - Turn the speaker system. 1244 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:13,077 Shut off, shut off the whole system. 1245 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,119 We can't! 1246 00:56:14,203 --> 00:56:16,538 [indistinct scatting on PA] 1247 00:56:25,631 --> 00:56:28,425 Shut down the whole school. 1248 00:56:28,509 --> 00:56:30,177 [indistinct scatting on PA] 1249 00:56:37,059 --> 00:56:38,477 Deaver on PA: You just hold on a minute there. 1250 00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:42,148 - Alright, Randy-- - Hey, you, check this out. 1251 00:56:42,231 --> 00:56:44,816 You're the TV guy, right? Hey, you want to interview me? 1252 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,652 'Cause you know I was listening the first night it was on, 1253 00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:47,695 and I-- I'm like and I'm amazing. 1254 00:56:47,778 --> 00:56:49,154 Here. Plug it in. 1255 00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:50,906 Mazz: You know, I used to go here, you know? 1256 00:56:50,990 --> 00:56:53,033 But they kicked me out for no reason. 1257 00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:54,576 Know what I'm saying? 1258 00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:57,162 Hey, check it out. School colors, you know? 1259 00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:58,789 It's instant pep rally. 1260 00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:01,375 Gee, the smog's getting worse and worse in this town. 1261 00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:02,543 Go down on him. 1262 00:57:04,086 --> 00:57:05,629 - Come here, you little-- - Oh-oh. 1263 00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,047 - Oh, Mr. Murdock. - Okay, great. 1264 00:57:07,131 --> 00:57:08,257 Can you direct me to the office? 1265 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:10,593 Come on! 1266 00:57:10,676 --> 00:57:12,302 This is Shep Sheppard reporting live 1267 00:57:12,386 --> 00:57:14,346 from deep in the smoke at Hubert Humphrey High. 1268 00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:17,266 Sit down. 1269 00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:19,018 So anybody mind if I smoke? 1270 00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:21,770 Loretta: You do understand you're expelled, Mr. Mazzilli. 1271 00:57:21,854 --> 00:57:22,938 That's cool. 1272 00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:25,024 I can quite legally expel you. 1273 00:57:25,107 --> 00:57:28,193 Yo, Loretta, I'm already expelled. Don't you remember? 1274 00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:31,238 You booted me out the first week for dress code. 1275 00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:34,241 Then you're trespassing. How'd you like to be arrested? 1276 00:57:34,325 --> 00:57:35,909 Yeah, that's cool, too, you know? 1277 00:57:35,993 --> 00:57:37,327 Because I told them cameras to wait. 1278 00:57:37,411 --> 00:57:39,287 You know, I got lots to tell them. 1279 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,332 Who's going to believe anything you say? 1280 00:57:41,415 --> 00:57:43,542 Tell me, who's gonna believe you? 1281 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,003 Maybe Harry might. 1282 00:57:46,087 --> 00:57:47,838 [indistinct chatter] 1283 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:50,716 What are you doing? 1284 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,926 It's cool. We're safe in here. 1285 00:57:54,887 --> 00:57:56,471 - Guess what I heard? - What? 1286 00:57:56,555 --> 00:57:59,307 Nora: That tall smug Paige Woodward. 1287 00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:01,352 She burned up all her shit last night 1288 00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:03,520 right after you suggested it. 1289 00:58:03,604 --> 00:58:05,230 In her kitchen! 1290 00:58:05,314 --> 00:58:09,814 Oh! Her precious pearls were flying like bullets. 1291 00:58:09,902 --> 00:58:12,195 Her dad was unthrilled. 1292 00:58:14,615 --> 00:58:15,907 What? 1293 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,493 This is out of control. 1294 00:58:17,576 --> 00:58:19,494 Yes! 1295 00:58:19,578 --> 00:58:21,496 Man on PA: Students are requested to inform 1296 00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:23,832 their parents of an emergency meeting tonight 1297 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:26,168 with the PTA and the school commissioner. 1298 00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:28,170 That's it. 1299 00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:30,339 It's over. I just hope it isn't too late. 1300 00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:32,967 - Mark. - Just leave me alone, okay? 1301 00:58:33,050 --> 00:58:34,676 Please. 1302 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,891 Oh, yes 1303 00:58:40,975 --> 00:58:42,518 ♪ I'm D-- D-- David Deaver ♪ 1304 00:58:42,601 --> 00:58:44,477 I And I really really don't give a damn ♪ 1305 00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,105 ♪ I really don't know anything ♪ 1306 00:58:46,188 --> 00:58:47,939 ♪ Because I haven't got it ♪ 1307 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:49,567 Have you guys listened to the "Hard Harry Show?" 1308 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:52,694 Oh, we would never, ever listen to trash like that. 1309 00:58:52,778 --> 00:58:55,238 - He's obscene, dude. - Yo, mom. 1310 00:58:55,322 --> 00:58:58,116 ♪ Yo I'm D-- D-- David Deaver ♪♪ 1311 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,660 [instrumental music] 1312 00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:02,872 [tires screeching] 1313 00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:15,550 Is that box registered to a name? 1314 00:59:15,634 --> 00:59:17,385 Yes, of course that box is registered to a name 1315 00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:19,263 but I can't give it out to you. 1316 00:59:19,346 --> 00:59:20,305 But you can to me. 1317 00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:21,640 Yes, sir, I can do it for you. 1318 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,893 I will give it to you instantly. 1319 00:59:24,977 --> 00:59:27,646 That box is rented to Mr. Charles U. Farley. 1320 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:29,148 1-1-2-2 Crescent. 1321 00:59:29,231 --> 00:59:31,274 But that's the address of the school. 1322 00:59:31,358 --> 00:59:34,444 [chuckles] Chuck U. Farley. 1323 00:59:34,528 --> 00:59:36,821 In a follow up to Monday's tragic suicide, 1324 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,991 we have a story on Paige Woodward 1325 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:40,743 who was a senior at the same high school 1326 00:59:40,826 --> 00:59:43,370 who, apparently at the urging of the pirate DJ 1327 00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:45,664 set off an explosion in her family's home. 1328 00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:46,915 We'll have a full story at 11:00... 1329 00:59:46,999 --> 00:59:48,458 Are you okay, Mark? 1330 00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:50,460 Don't worry. I'm not gonna blow up the kitchen. 1331 00:59:50,544 --> 00:59:51,962 Very funny, darling. 1332 00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,172 Listen to this. 1333 00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:55,423 ...still anonymous radio operator. 1334 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:57,468 He's been charged with criminal solicitation 1335 00:59:57,551 --> 01:00:00,262 in the suicide death of Malcolm Kaiser. 1336 01:00:00,346 --> 01:00:02,598 Elsewhere... 1337 01:00:02,681 --> 01:00:05,433 Mark, have you ever listened to this character? 1338 01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:07,311 No, not, not exactly listened. 1339 01:00:07,394 --> 01:00:09,521 Brian: He's knocking the best school in the district 1340 01:00:09,605 --> 01:00:11,440 and apparently, he goes there. 1341 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:14,818 Well, dad, it's not exactly the best school in the district. 1342 01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:16,737 I mean, there are some problems with it. 1343 01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:18,489 Then I figure you don't rock the boat 1344 01:00:18,572 --> 01:00:20,740 especially if you're sitting in it. 1345 01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:22,535 Anyway, we should get going. I don't want to be late. 1346 01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:28,540 Marla: Come on, Mark. It's your father's big meeting. 1347 01:00:30,292 --> 01:00:31,626 Good evening. 1348 01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:33,294 On behalf of myself 1349 01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:35,923 and the staff of Hubert Humphrey High 1350 01:00:36,006 --> 01:00:39,092 I would like to thank you for turning out in such numbers. 1351 01:00:39,176 --> 01:00:41,887 I congratulate you on your concerns. 1352 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,348 Now, before we begin 1353 01:00:44,431 --> 01:00:48,184 I would like to introduce our new school commissioner 1354 01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:51,105 fresh from several educational triumphs 1355 01:00:51,188 --> 01:00:54,274 on the East Coast, Brian Hunter. 1356 01:00:54,358 --> 01:00:56,443 [applause] 1357 01:00:58,612 --> 01:01:01,323 Before I introduce the rest of our speakers for the-- 1358 01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,158 Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood. 1359 01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:04,743 Can we just skip the preliminaries 1360 01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,954 and find out what you're doing about all this? 1361 01:01:07,037 --> 01:01:09,372 Well, when I introduce Mr. Deaver 1362 01:01:09,456 --> 01:01:12,584 he'll talk about our new 24 hour hotline and you'll-- 1363 01:01:12,668 --> 01:01:15,170 Wait a minute, the kids who need the most help 1364 01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:17,005 like the ones with drug problems 1365 01:01:17,089 --> 01:01:18,757 they don't go in for stuff like that. 1366 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:20,884 I know kids, I mean, they just want to be happy. 1367 01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:22,678 Would you please sit down? 1368 01:01:22,761 --> 01:01:26,097 Frankly, this radio person is the whole problem. 1369 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:27,474 Are we gonna allow this guy to be heard 1370 01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:29,142 by anyone who can turn a dial? 1371 01:01:29,226 --> 01:01:30,602 Loretta: Please, one at a time. 1372 01:01:30,686 --> 01:01:32,521 I work with teenage gangs in the city. 1373 01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:34,440 I say we go after this guy. 1374 01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:36,399 - Yeah. Remove him physically. - Same old rhetoric! 1375 01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,610 - What are you doing to find-- - Loretta: Please! Please! 1376 01:01:38,694 --> 01:01:40,570 We can't have this kind of meeting. 1377 01:01:40,654 --> 01:01:41,946 This is not the way-- 1378 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:43,657 Everybody, You'll all be heard. I promise. 1379 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:46,869 Loretta: Brian, this is my meeting. I know what I'm doing. 1380 01:01:46,952 --> 01:01:48,870 That's the girl who blew up her kitchen last night. 1381 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,084 My name is Paige Woodward and I have something 1382 01:01:54,168 --> 01:01:55,794 to say to you people. 1383 01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:58,714 People are saying that Harry is introducing bad things 1384 01:01:58,797 --> 01:02:00,381 and encouraging bad things. 1385 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:02,801 Well, it seems to me these things were already here. 1386 01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:04,887 Please go and sit. 1387 01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,012 My God, why don't you people listen? 1388 01:02:06,096 --> 01:02:07,388 He's trying to tell you that 1389 01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,765 there's something wrong with this school. 1390 01:02:08,849 --> 01:02:10,600 What are you saying, Paige, just go-- 1391 01:02:10,684 --> 01:02:13,436 Half the people that are here are on probation of some kind. 1392 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:17,440 We're all really scared to be who we really are. 1393 01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:19,192 I am not perfect. 1394 01:02:19,276 --> 01:02:22,279 I've just been going through the motions of being perfect 1395 01:02:22,363 --> 01:02:24,156 and inside, I am screaming! 1396 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,451 Loretta: Paige, you were a model student. 1397 01:02:27,534 --> 01:02:28,493 Why won't you listen? 1398 01:02:28,577 --> 01:02:29,744 Let's hear what she has to say! 1399 01:02:29,828 --> 01:02:31,246 Paige, come back here. 1400 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,664 I want to hear what you have to say. 1401 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:35,793 Do you know who he is? 1402 01:02:35,876 --> 01:02:37,836 Are you prepared to do anything that he says? 1403 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,213 Can you hear me? Don't listen to them! 1404 01:02:40,297 --> 01:02:42,841 Don't listen to any of them! Stay on! 1405 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:44,718 Has this affected your school work? 1406 01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:46,845 Stand hard! 1407 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,472 What do your parents think about this? 1408 01:02:49,348 --> 01:02:50,557 [screaming] 1409 01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:51,683 Are you on drugs? 1410 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:53,727 Talk hard! 1411 01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:55,687 [screaming] 1412 01:02:57,731 --> 01:02:59,858 [clamoring] 1413 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:02,402 I got a lot of homework. I'm gonna take off, alright? 1414 01:03:02,486 --> 01:03:06,781 Mark, I know why you're really going home. 1415 01:03:06,865 --> 01:03:09,200 'Cause you want to listen to that show tonight, don't you? 1416 01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:12,204 [instrumental music] 1417 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:30,760 ♪ I am responsible ♪ 1418 01:03:32,516 --> 01:03:35,018 Yo, Paige. 1419 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,270 ♪ Ready to take the fool ♪ 1420 01:03:37,354 --> 01:03:39,272 ♪ Pill ♪ 1421 01:03:39,356 --> 01:03:42,317 ♪ Waiting for the flow ♪ 1422 01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:44,903 ♪ Looking out for the sun ♪ 1423 01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:45,988 Let's go. 1424 01:03:46,071 --> 01:03:47,197 ♪ Watch them wain ♪ 1425 01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:48,448 Frank, come on, let's go. 1426 01:03:48,532 --> 01:03:49,824 ♪ Men and gem ♪ 1427 01:03:49,908 --> 01:03:51,075 Hey! 1428 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:55,038 ♪ Picture lips ♪ 1429 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:59,376 ♪ Longing strings ♪ 1430 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:02,171 ♪ The dentist says ♪ 1431 01:04:02,254 --> 01:04:04,631 ♪ To look within ♪ 1432 01:04:11,138 --> 01:04:13,390 ♪ I've got a miniature ♪ 1433 01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:16,727 ♪ Secret camera ♪♪ 1434 01:04:16,810 --> 01:04:19,103 [fire crackling] 1435 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,526 Hi. 1436 01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:29,614 What are you doing? 1437 01:04:31,533 --> 01:04:33,076 Those your letters? 1438 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:36,747 [fire crackling] 1439 01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:38,957 You having fun? 1440 01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,083 Yeah. 1441 01:04:42,086 --> 01:04:44,088 [fire blazing] 1442 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,259 Hey. 1443 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,846 Here. I took some of these off the wall for you. 1444 01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:55,098 I mistakenly thought you might want them. 1445 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,895 Thanks. 1446 01:04:59,978 --> 01:05:02,021 So I guess you're not going on tonight. 1447 01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:05,150 Brilliant. 1448 01:05:07,778 --> 01:05:09,237 Is this all just a game to you? 1449 01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,156 You know, you can't just shout “fire" 1450 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:13,492 in a theater and then walk out. 1451 01:05:13,575 --> 01:05:15,201 You, you have a responsibility 1452 01:05:15,285 --> 01:05:17,328 to the people who believe in you. 1453 01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:21,041 What is this? Come on, say something. 1454 01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:23,293 Say anything! 1455 01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:27,130 Open your mouth and say "get the hell out of here, bitch." 1456 01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:29,758 - I can't. - You can't what? 1457 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:33,595 I can't talk. 1458 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:35,555 Sure you can talk. 1459 01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:37,390 I can't talk to you! 1460 01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,608 [machine whirring] 1461 01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,319 Hard Harry: I got a letter from 1462 01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,905 this guy who has a problem. 1463 01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:54,324 He can't talk. 1464 01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:57,786 I mean, he can talk, but never when he wants to, 1465 01:05:57,870 --> 01:06:00,122 not, not to girls, not to people. 1466 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,458 What did they say, around FM 92? 1467 01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:04,793 Yeah. 1468 01:06:06,753 --> 01:06:09,046 I can't believe it's as bad as they say. 1469 01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:10,757 Hard Harry: He just opened up his mouth, 1470 01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:12,801 and nothing came out. 1471 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:17,385 Then this jerk finds somebody that he likes 1472 01:06:17,764 --> 01:06:19,724 which is probably the worst thing that can happen 1473 01:06:19,808 --> 01:06:22,727 to a person that can't talk. 1474 01:06:22,811 --> 01:06:26,272 [sighs] So I mean I don't know what to tell this guy 1475 01:06:26,356 --> 01:06:29,108 because lately, every time I give advice 1476 01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:30,736 the fit hits the shan. 1477 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:33,822 [sighs] So... 1478 01:06:35,073 --> 01:06:37,075 I don't know, maybe the... 1479 01:06:38,535 --> 01:06:40,119 best thing to do is just 1480 01:06:41,538 --> 01:06:43,039 turn around... 1481 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:45,917 face the music 1482 01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,504 and try to talk. 1483 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:54,927 [knocks on door] 1484 01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:56,970 Marla: Mark? - Fuck. 1485 01:06:57,971 --> 01:06:59,597 Damn it. Coming! 1486 01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:02,475 Mark, it's just us. We want to come in for a minute. 1487 01:07:02,559 --> 01:07:04,811 Oh, yeah, just-- just give me a second here! 1488 01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:09,941 Uh. Two seconds! 1489 01:07:11,026 --> 01:07:12,444 Mark, unlock the door. 1490 01:07:14,112 --> 01:07:17,490 Marla: Mark, can you hear us? - Yes, yes. 1491 01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:19,075 - We wanna come in for a minute. - We know you're in there. 1492 01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:21,077 Open the goddamn door! 1493 01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,203 On my way! 1494 01:07:22,287 --> 01:07:23,454 [knocking on door] 1495 01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:26,750 Hi. 1496 01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,501 Your mother and I have been out there for five minutes. 1497 01:07:28,585 --> 01:07:29,669 What the hell are you doing in here? 1498 01:07:31,046 --> 01:07:32,380 I was just reading. 1499 01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:35,466 Oh, come on, Mark. We heard you. 1500 01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:37,302 We heard you talking, alright? 1501 01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:38,970 Yeah. I was-- I was reading aloud. 1502 01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:42,474 Oh, come on. You really expect us to believe that? 1503 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:44,101 Okay, I'll tell you the truth. 1504 01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:46,853 He was talking to me. 1505 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:52,442 Hi. I'm... I'm Nora Diniro. 1506 01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:53,735 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 1507 01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:55,362 - Oh, hi. - How do you do? 1508 01:07:55,445 --> 01:07:56,988 I was afraid you'd be mad at me 1509 01:07:57,072 --> 01:07:58,990 for interrupting Mark's homework. 1510 01:07:59,074 --> 01:08:00,867 Oh, uh, no. Not at all. That's fine. 1511 01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:02,827 You don't know how happy we are to meet you. 1512 01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:04,787 Yeah. Really. 1513 01:08:04,871 --> 01:08:06,163 Well, listen, I gotta go 1514 01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:08,541 but um, it was really nice to have met you. 1515 01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,712 - Bye, Mark. - No, no. You don't have to go. 1516 01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,464 It's alright. Mark, she doesn't have to go. 1517 01:08:14,548 --> 01:08:17,092 - We'll leave you alone. - I'll see you tomorrow. 1518 01:08:17,175 --> 01:08:19,093 You've been a bad dog, haven't you? 1519 01:08:19,177 --> 01:08:20,178 Brian... 1520 01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:21,471 You know, for a second there 1521 01:08:21,555 --> 01:08:23,598 we actually thought you were that 1522 01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:25,350 that crazy DJ character. 1523 01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:30,397 Maybe he's not that crazy, dad. 1524 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,106 Right. Very funny. 1525 01:08:32,190 --> 01:08:34,317 Go get her. Come on. 1526 01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:38,447 You know that's my idea of homework. 1527 01:08:38,530 --> 01:08:39,989 Yeah. 1528 01:08:45,912 --> 01:08:47,371 [machine whirring] 1529 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,167 Sorry about that, folks. Technical difficulties. 1530 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:56,422 Happens all the time in professional radio. 1531 01:08:56,506 --> 01:08:59,800 Let's say, who do we have out there tonight, huh? 1532 01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:02,804 The usual band of teenage malcontents? 1533 01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:05,306 I certainly hope so 1534 01:09:05,390 --> 01:09:06,974 because Hard Harry's feeling 1535 01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:08,143 kind of rude tonight. 1536 01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:11,521 [farting on tape] 1537 01:09:13,523 --> 01:09:14,857 And she's so pretty, too. 1538 01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:17,027 She sure is. 1539 01:09:17,110 --> 01:09:19,153 That little lech. 1540 01:09:19,237 --> 01:09:21,489 Well, like father, like son. 1541 01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,701 Oh! I feel good! 1542 01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:26,286 Damn! 1543 01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:29,539 [grunts] Well, well, well, the big news. 1544 01:09:29,623 --> 01:09:32,917 Emergency PTA meeting to discuss, yours truly! 1545 01:09:33,001 --> 01:09:35,461 Yes, all of the professionals have come out 1546 01:09:35,545 --> 01:09:36,879 to talk about little old me 1547 01:09:36,963 --> 01:09:38,923 and now they've all run home to tune in 1548 01:09:39,007 --> 01:09:41,300 and listen to what they've all been talking about. 1549 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:44,262 They say that I am deluded 1550 01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:47,140 demented, deranged! 1551 01:09:47,224 --> 01:09:49,184 Well, guess what I say! 1552 01:09:49,267 --> 01:09:50,851 All: So be it! 1553 01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:53,521 Hard Harry: I say rise up in the cafeteria 1554 01:09:53,605 --> 01:09:55,982 and stab them with your plastic forks! 1555 01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:59,194 I say flogging and flagellation for Miss Creswood! 1556 01:09:59,277 --> 01:10:02,029 She gets a hundred lashes for every single kid 1557 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:04,241 that she has hounded out of that fucking place! 1558 01:10:04,324 --> 01:10:07,827 I say down with all guidance counselors! 1559 01:10:07,911 --> 01:10:09,329 Make them work for a living! 1560 01:10:09,413 --> 01:10:10,997 I can't stay away from this man! 1561 01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:12,957 Oh, I gotta give him another call! 1562 01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:15,335 Here I come, Deav. 1563 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,297 Woman on phone: Hotline. Believe it or not, we care. 1564 01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:21,674 Hi, Believe It or Not, this is Hard Harry 1565 01:10:21,758 --> 01:10:25,595 and I would like the pleasure of speaking with Mr. Deaver. 1566 01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:27,931 Just a moment. I'll see if he's available. 1567 01:10:28,014 --> 01:10:30,474 Hard Harry: I love it. They just put me on hold. 1568 01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:33,687 [sighs] I'm waiting for you. 1569 01:10:35,355 --> 01:10:38,775 You can run, but you cannot hide, Mr. Deaver. 1570 01:10:38,859 --> 01:10:40,694 Waitin' for the Deav. 1571 01:10:40,777 --> 01:10:43,196 Hello, my young friend. 1572 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,781 You're in on it, right, Mr. Deaver? 1573 01:10:44,865 --> 01:10:46,700 It's all over, son. 1574 01:10:46,783 --> 01:10:48,618 This phone call has been traced 1575 01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:50,954 and whoever you are, 1576 01:10:51,788 --> 01:10:52,914 you're history. 1577 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:54,958 [siren wailing] 1578 01:10:58,962 --> 01:11:01,506 [exhales] Well... 1579 01:11:05,969 --> 01:11:07,136 So be it. 1580 01:11:08,096 --> 01:11:09,305 Hallelujah. 1581 01:11:14,811 --> 01:11:17,021 [siren wailing] 1582 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:24,654 Shit. Don't just sit there, man. Run! 1583 01:11:27,699 --> 01:11:29,534 [siren wailing] 1584 01:11:34,831 --> 01:11:36,207 [indistinct chatter] 1585 01:11:38,168 --> 01:11:40,795 Don't worry about me. 1586 01:11:40,879 --> 01:11:42,422 I'm alright. 1587 01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:44,716 See, I'll bet what's happening out there 1588 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,261 is that the police are busting some poor little old couple 1589 01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:49,888 who've been unknowingly 1590 01:11:49,971 --> 01:11:51,639 supplying me with my phone feed. 1591 01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:53,558 There's a phone line coming into the shed here. 1592 01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:56,061 [indistinct chatter] 1593 01:11:59,689 --> 01:12:01,732 Man 4: There's the transmitter 1594 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:03,318 which means the receiver could be in any house 1595 01:12:03,401 --> 01:12:04,860 within a thousand yards of here. 1596 01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,155 I am everywhere. 1597 01:12:07,239 --> 01:12:11,739 I am inside each and every single one of you. 1598 01:12:11,993 --> 01:12:14,704 Just look in, and I will be there 1599 01:12:14,788 --> 01:12:16,039 waving out at you 1600 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:19,667 naked 1601 01:12:19,751 --> 01:12:21,919 wearing only a cock ring. 1602 01:12:22,003 --> 01:12:23,212 [Mark laughing] 1603 01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:29,386 Oh, time flies when you're on the run. 1604 01:12:29,469 --> 01:12:31,679 I'm gonna cut out now with this unusual song 1605 01:12:31,763 --> 01:12:33,347 I'm dedicating to, uh, 1606 01:12:34,891 --> 01:12:36,767 an unusual person 1607 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,603 who makes me feel kind of... 1608 01:12:40,063 --> 01:12:41,606 unusual 1609 01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:44,609 [instrumental music] 1610 01:12:58,248 --> 01:13:00,375 ♪ So many people ♪ 1611 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,670 ♪ Come walking by ♪ 1612 01:13:05,505 --> 01:13:07,798 ♪ Looking so happy ♪ 1613 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:10,302 ♪ When all I do is cry ♪ 1614 01:13:12,637 --> 01:13:15,348 ♪ I just wanna be ♪ 1615 01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:17,559 ♪ With somebody too ♪ 1616 01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:21,562 ♪ What I'd give for a kiss ♪ 1617 01:13:22,814 --> 01:13:26,692 ♪ What am I gonna do ♪ 1618 01:13:26,776 --> 01:13:30,654 ♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪ 1619 01:13:35,118 --> 01:13:36,494 It's okay. You don't have to talk. 1620 01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:40,790 You don't have to say anything 1621 01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,333 and you don't have to do anything 1622 01:13:45,045 --> 01:13:46,212 unless you want to. 1623 01:13:50,508 --> 01:13:52,468 You're so different. 1624 01:13:59,643 --> 01:14:00,685 I meant... 1625 01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:02,979 you're so fearless. 1626 01:14:07,233 --> 01:14:10,110 I wish I could be like you. 1627 01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:11,529 You are. 1628 01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:13,740 ♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪ 1629 01:14:13,823 --> 01:14:15,407 I wish... 1630 01:14:15,492 --> 01:14:16,910 I could say things to you. 1631 01:14:18,578 --> 01:14:19,620 You do. 1632 01:14:21,581 --> 01:14:23,791 ♪ It's always been me ♪ 1633 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,376 Everything's so strange. 1634 01:14:26,711 --> 01:14:28,254 Yeah. 1635 01:14:28,338 --> 01:14:30,673 ♪ In my misery ♪ 1636 01:14:30,757 --> 01:14:32,175 Maybe we're just crazy. 1637 01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:35,386 So be it. 1638 01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:37,180 ♪ And change where I'm at ♪ 1639 01:14:37,263 --> 01:14:38,347 ♪ Where I'm at ♪ 1640 01:14:40,934 --> 01:14:42,268 ♪ But the same old questions ♪ 1641 01:14:42,352 --> 01:14:44,854 ♪ Keep flowing back ♪ 1642 01:14:46,898 --> 01:14:50,985 ♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪ 1643 01:14:54,030 --> 01:14:57,742 ♪ I know she's out there waiting ♪ 1644 01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:00,495 ♪ It's time fall ♪ 1645 01:15:00,578 --> 01:15:04,206 ♪ In love ♪ 1646 01:15:04,290 --> 01:15:05,291 ♪ And let her know ♪ 1647 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,334 ♪ Let her know ♪ 1648 01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:07,419 ♪ Just how I feel ♪ 1649 01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:08,586 ♪ Just how I feel ♪ 1650 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:11,255 ♪ Give it up or give it all ♪ 1651 01:15:12,590 --> 01:15:14,633 ♪ Something tells me ♪ 1652 01:15:14,718 --> 01:15:17,721 ♪ This can be real ♪ 1653 01:15:17,804 --> 01:15:18,763 [siren wailing] 1654 01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:20,682 [indistinct chatter] 1655 01:15:20,765 --> 01:15:22,391 It's the cops. 1656 01:15:22,475 --> 01:15:24,351 It's okay. I think they're just dropping off my neighbor. 1657 01:15:25,937 --> 01:15:27,355 [indistinct chatter] 1658 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,360 [chuckles] 1659 01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:36,072 So... 1660 01:15:36,156 --> 01:15:37,740 Are you really wearing a cock ring? 1661 01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:41,369 I've never even seen one. 1662 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,246 Oh, yeah? 1663 01:15:43,329 --> 01:15:45,247 Yeah, I read about 'em in a magazine. 1664 01:15:45,331 --> 01:15:46,999 Maybe I don't believe you. 1665 01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:49,335 What... What are you doing? I have neighbors. 1666 01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:50,378 Stop! 1667 01:15:53,673 --> 01:15:55,257 So you can talk when you want to. 1668 01:15:58,261 --> 01:15:59,512 Yes, I can. 1669 01:15:59,596 --> 01:16:03,182 ♪ I know she's out there waiting ♪ 1670 01:16:03,266 --> 01:16:06,894 ♪ It's time it's time ♪ 1671 01:16:06,978 --> 01:16:10,773 ♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪ 1672 01:16:10,857 --> 01:16:14,402 Maybe we should pause for station identification. 1673 01:16:17,113 --> 01:16:19,073 I-- I-- I gotta go. 1674 01:16:19,157 --> 01:16:21,450 ♪ So hard to find ♪ 1675 01:16:21,534 --> 01:16:25,329 ♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪ 1676 01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:28,583 ♪ Tell me ♪ 1677 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:32,294 ♪ I know she's out there waiting ♪♪ 1678 01:16:32,378 --> 01:16:35,297 It's three days since the death of Malcolm Kaiser 1679 01:16:35,381 --> 01:16:38,050 and state and local officials still have little idea 1680 01:16:38,134 --> 01:16:40,719 of the identity of this so-called Hard Harry 1681 01:16:40,804 --> 01:16:44,265 although many are convinced he is a student at this school. 1682 01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:47,268 [indistinct chatter] 1683 01:17:01,699 --> 01:17:02,783 - Hi. - Hi. 1684 01:17:02,867 --> 01:17:05,119 [indistinct chatter] 1685 01:17:08,081 --> 01:17:09,499 You, you okay? 1686 01:17:12,043 --> 01:17:13,252 Yeah. 1687 01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:17,006 You? 1688 01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,049 Yeah. 1689 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:21,052 [instrumental music] 1690 01:17:36,776 --> 01:17:38,444 [laughing] 1691 01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:41,447 [music continues] 1692 01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:05,930 [chuckling] 1693 01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:08,933 [music continues] 1694 01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:37,336 This is deep. Your message is out there. 1695 01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:39,046 "The truth is a virus." 1696 01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:40,089 Oh, God. 1697 01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:44,177 Jesus, this whole thing is making me ill. 1698 01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:47,137 Mark, what is with you? 1699 01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:49,057 Look, Nora, last night was a mistake. 1700 01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,058 I'm not going on anymore. That's it, it's over. 1701 01:18:51,142 --> 01:18:53,310 - But you're so close. - Close to what? 1702 01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:55,104 To getting your message out. 1703 01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:56,439 Listen, this is my life you're screwing 1704 01:18:56,522 --> 01:18:57,898 around with here, you know? 1705 01:18:57,982 --> 01:19:00,234 Not anymore, it isn't. This is everyone's life. 1706 01:19:00,318 --> 01:19:02,445 Mark, you can't leave it like this. People are confused. 1707 01:19:02,528 --> 01:19:03,779 - Well, so am I. - Mark. 1708 01:19:03,863 --> 01:19:05,281 - The thing's fucked up! - No! 1709 01:19:05,365 --> 01:19:07,909 - It's crazy! - No. The world is fucked up. 1710 01:19:07,992 --> 01:19:09,410 Just like you said. 1711 01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:12,788 Don't you see that you're the voice? 1712 01:19:12,872 --> 01:19:14,832 You're-- you're the voice you were waiting for. 1713 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,000 You're completely nuts. 1714 01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,213 Yeah, well, you make me nuts. 1715 01:19:22,590 --> 01:19:24,633 [indistinct chatter] 1716 01:19:28,012 --> 01:19:29,388 Oh, excuse me. 1717 01:19:29,472 --> 01:19:31,640 Young lady, would you come along with us? 1718 01:19:31,724 --> 01:19:34,685 Donald, come along. Miss Diniro. 1719 01:19:34,769 --> 01:19:36,145 Will you come along with us, please. 1720 01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:37,730 What are we being busted for? 1721 01:19:37,814 --> 01:19:39,440 Well we checked your files, we'll see. 1722 01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:41,442 Come along. 1723 01:19:43,778 --> 01:19:45,905 No, Brian, everything is under control. 1724 01:19:45,989 --> 01:19:48,074 I've just ordered psychiatric evaluations 1725 01:19:48,157 --> 01:19:51,869 on a couple of the key troublemakers, and I... 1726 01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:55,665 I can do whatever I like. It's my school, commissioner. 1727 01:19:55,748 --> 01:19:57,040 No, you're not coming over here. 1728 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,584 It would only upset me more. Good-bye. 1729 01:20:00,044 --> 01:20:03,338 Well, shall we have a look at these files? 1730 01:20:03,423 --> 01:20:06,717 Or shall we discuss the identity of our DJ friend? 1731 01:20:06,801 --> 01:20:09,011 [typewriter key clacking] 1732 01:20:10,513 --> 01:20:12,681 Mark on tape: Say no more, Mr. Nice Guy! 1733 01:20:12,765 --> 01:20:14,349 Oh, God! 1734 01:20:14,434 --> 01:20:17,395 Kick out the jams, motherfuckers! 1735 01:20:17,478 --> 01:20:20,314 [indistinct chatter] 1736 01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:22,942 Don't push me, people. You understand that, huh? 1737 01:20:23,026 --> 01:20:24,235 - Hey! - Huh. 1738 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:25,278 Man 5: Ha! Man 6: Ha! 1739 01:20:25,361 --> 01:20:27,071 [whistling] 1740 01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:31,200 They got forced to take me back. 1741 01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:33,494 [cheering] 1742 01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:35,079 - Where you going? - Yo, I'm putting this up. 1743 01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:36,581 You're not putting anything. Get off the campus. 1744 01:20:36,664 --> 01:20:37,665 Yo, put it on my desk. 1745 01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:38,916 You're not supposed to be here. 1746 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,584 Hey, hey, what's the matter, Murdock? 1747 01:20:40,668 --> 01:20:42,086 - You're getting so tense. - Get outta here. 1748 01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:43,379 You're not supposed to be here. 1749 01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:44,422 What do you wanna, slam me? 1750 01:20:44,505 --> 01:20:45,839 Donald, I'm a big fan of yours. 1751 01:20:45,923 --> 01:20:47,007 Can I get an autograph? 1752 01:20:47,091 --> 01:20:48,926 [grunting] 1753 01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:50,803 [clamoring] 1754 01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:52,513 Stop! That's enough! 1755 01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:54,098 What's wrong with you? 1756 01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:55,683 He was beating up students. 1757 01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:57,643 - What's wrong with this school? - Control yourself. 1758 01:20:57,727 --> 01:20:59,353 I will not! I want an answer! 1759 01:20:59,437 --> 01:21:01,522 Or suffer the consequences. 1760 01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:03,274 What are you talking about? 1761 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:04,817 I'm talking about your dismissal. 1762 01:21:06,152 --> 01:21:08,237 [birds chirping] 1763 01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:11,240 [indistinct chatter] 1764 01:21:20,666 --> 01:21:23,585 [indistinct chatter 1765 01:21:27,131 --> 01:21:30,384 Nora, I've been looking all over for you. 1766 01:21:30,468 --> 01:21:32,511 I-- I just wanted to apologize 1767 01:21:32,595 --> 01:21:34,221 for saying that you were nuts. 1768 01:21:34,305 --> 01:21:35,848 Forget it. 1769 01:21:35,932 --> 01:21:37,683 Look... 1770 01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:39,435 FCC, you know what that means? 1771 01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:44,147 Yeah, it means Federal Communications Commission. 1772 01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:47,568 They can drive around and triangulate 1773 01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:50,988 wherever the hell the radio signal's coming from. 1774 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:52,740 Yes, I know exactly what it means. 1775 01:21:52,824 --> 01:21:55,451 Yeah, so fuck it, right? I mean it's over. 1776 01:21:55,535 --> 01:21:57,245 Frankly, I don't even give a shit anymore. 1777 01:21:58,246 --> 01:21:59,789 What the hell's wrong? 1778 01:22:03,709 --> 01:22:05,210 I just got expelled. 1779 01:22:07,588 --> 01:22:08,839 What the hell are you talking about? 1780 01:22:10,007 --> 01:22:11,508 I'm failing math. 1781 01:22:13,636 --> 01:22:15,554 They can't kick you out for that. 1782 01:22:15,638 --> 01:22:17,306 I've been cutting classes, and I'm way over the limit. 1783 01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:18,849 They didn't tell me till now. 1784 01:22:18,933 --> 01:22:21,143 So, so that just deserves a suspension, right? 1785 01:22:21,227 --> 01:22:24,813 Well, then I said "fuck you" to Creswood. 1786 01:22:24,897 --> 01:22:26,690 You... You should have seen her face. 1787 01:22:26,774 --> 01:22:28,484 She was so happy, she said thank you. 1788 01:22:29,652 --> 01:22:31,570 This school sucks! 1789 01:22:31,654 --> 01:22:33,155 Jesus Christ. 1790 01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:36,075 This is why I don't even care... No, just leave it alone! 1791 01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:37,618 There's nothing you can do about it. 1792 01:22:40,955 --> 01:22:42,790 Jan: Hunter, wait a minute! 1793 01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:44,792 I just wanted... 1794 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:47,253 to say good-bye 1795 01:22:47,336 --> 01:22:48,670 uh, and good luck. 1796 01:22:49,922 --> 01:22:50,881 Why? 1797 01:22:50,965 --> 01:22:53,384 I was fired. I made a mistake. 1798 01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:55,094 I thought I could change things. 1799 01:22:55,178 --> 01:22:57,597 I forgot you don't rock the boat. 1800 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:58,972 Especially when you're in it. 1801 01:23:00,558 --> 01:23:01,684 Hey, come on, chin up. 1802 01:23:06,397 --> 01:23:09,316 [indistinct chatter] 1803 01:23:11,777 --> 01:23:13,403 Loretta, what in the hell's happening here? 1804 01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,531 It's the troublemakers. 1805 01:23:15,615 --> 01:23:18,492 You can't run a top school with troublemakers in the mix. 1806 01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:20,911 Okay, so what exactly is a troublemaker? 1807 01:23:20,995 --> 01:23:23,872 Someone who has no interest in education. 1808 01:23:23,956 --> 01:23:26,667 Oh, come on, that includes every teenager I know. 1809 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:28,335 Can't you understand 1810 01:23:28,419 --> 01:23:31,588 that nothing is more important than a good education? 1811 01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:33,048 Except the basic right to it. 1812 01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:36,385 The point is, 1813 01:23:36,469 --> 01:23:38,345 I have the highest average 1814 01:23:38,429 --> 01:23:40,806 SAT scores in the state. 1815 01:23:40,890 --> 01:23:42,099 Yeah, but how? 1816 01:23:42,183 --> 01:23:44,602 I stand by my record. 1817 01:23:44,685 --> 01:23:47,604 [indistinct chatter] 1818 01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:52,109 [instrumental music] 1819 01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:57,198 [phone ringing] 1820 01:23:57,281 --> 01:24:00,200 [music continues] 1821 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,043 [engine revving] 1822 01:24:10,127 --> 01:24:12,546 Shep: There he is. Mr. Watts, Mr. Watts. 1823 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:14,006 Shep Sheppard, Channel Six news here. 1824 01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:17,301 - Good evening. - Evening. 1825 01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:22,014 Shep: How does Washington intend to deal with this situation? 1826 01:24:22,098 --> 01:24:24,975 We at the FCC feel that democracy is all about 1827 01:24:25,059 --> 01:24:28,062 protecting the rights of the ordinary citizen. 1828 01:24:28,145 --> 01:24:31,022 Unregulated radio would result in programming 1829 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:32,858 of the lowest common denominator 1830 01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:34,318 the rule of the mob. 1831 01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:38,656 This is vandalism, not free expression. 1832 01:24:38,739 --> 01:24:41,658 [instrumental music] 1833 01:24:56,882 --> 01:24:59,801 [indistinct chatter] 1834 01:24:59,885 --> 01:25:02,804 [music continues] 1835 01:25:13,524 --> 01:25:15,442 Hey, NBC's here, and if he goes on 1836 01:25:15,526 --> 01:25:17,236 they're gonna rebroadcast him nationally. 1837 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,071 There's no way he can go on. It's too risky. 1838 01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,281 Oh, God, come on. 1839 01:25:20,364 --> 01:25:23,283 [music continues] 1840 01:25:32,168 --> 01:25:33,961 [fireworks bursting] 1841 01:25:34,045 --> 01:25:36,839 [screaming] 1842 01:25:36,922 --> 01:25:39,841 [fireworks bursting] 1843 01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:43,428 [indistinct singing] 1844 01:25:43,512 --> 01:25:45,138 [clamoring] 1845 01:25:52,271 --> 01:25:54,356 [indistinct chatter] 1846 01:25:56,776 --> 01:25:59,069 [fire blazing] 1847 01:25:59,153 --> 01:26:01,446 [cheering] 1848 01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:06,202 [upbeat music] 1849 01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,251 Okay, everybody, everybody 1850 01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:16,045 ten seconds till “Happy Harry Hard-on." 1851 01:26:17,588 --> 01:26:19,047 Eight, seven 1852 01:26:19,131 --> 01:26:21,591 six, five, four 1853 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:23,678 three, two, one. 1854 01:26:23,761 --> 01:26:25,095 [cheering] 1855 01:26:25,179 --> 01:26:26,388 Harry! 1856 01:26:27,598 --> 01:26:29,266 Man 7: Harry! 1857 01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:31,643 [clamoring] 1858 01:26:33,604 --> 01:26:35,772 Come on. We're right here waiting for you right now. 1859 01:26:38,067 --> 01:26:40,235 [clamoring] 1860 01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:45,741 [insects chirping] 1861 01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:56,543 - Hi. - Hi. 1862 01:26:58,754 --> 01:27:00,756 Are you okay? 1863 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,466 Yeah, fine, great. 1864 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:04,051 Never been better. 1865 01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:09,848 - We started something here. - We? 1866 01:27:09,932 --> 01:27:12,059 Mark: Alright, I-- I started it, but... 1867 01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:15,521 now I... I need your help to finish it. 1868 01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:21,109 Nora, I need you. 1869 01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:25,239 Well, it's about time. 1870 01:27:26,657 --> 01:27:28,241 I've got something to show you. 1871 01:27:29,869 --> 01:27:31,871 Is it bigger than a baby's arm? 1872 01:27:31,954 --> 01:27:33,622 [laughing] 1873 01:27:33,706 --> 01:27:34,957 No. It's outside. 1874 01:27:37,209 --> 01:27:39,044 [Nora chuckles] Oh, wow. 1875 01:27:40,087 --> 01:27:41,713 Mark: It's my mom's Jeep. 1876 01:27:41,797 --> 01:27:44,007 She, uh, kind of loaned it to me. 1877 01:27:45,551 --> 01:27:47,219 Who did all this? 1878 01:27:47,303 --> 01:27:48,637 Me and Radio Shack. 1879 01:27:51,098 --> 01:27:53,475 [engine rumbling] 1880 01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:56,353 You-- you have driven a Jeep before, right? 1881 01:27:56,437 --> 01:27:57,438 [screaming] 1882 01:27:57,521 --> 01:28:02,021 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1883 01:28:03,194 --> 01:28:06,238 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1884 01:28:08,115 --> 01:28:11,159 ♪ That's the way the story goes ♪ 1885 01:28:11,243 --> 01:28:12,911 [clamoring] 1886 01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:15,831 Got him. 1887 01:28:15,915 --> 01:28:17,750 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1888 01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:19,960 You know, personally, I had hoped that we'd get 1889 01:28:20,044 --> 01:28:23,005 to hear him a little bit before they nab him. 1890 01:28:23,088 --> 01:28:26,091 It'd be interesting to see how hard he is then. 1891 01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:29,970 ♪ Hi dad happy birthday ♪ 1892 01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:32,347 ♪ I'm in jail ♪ 1893 01:28:32,431 --> 01:28:34,349 ♪ Jail ♪ 1894 01:28:34,433 --> 01:28:36,184 ♪ Hello dad ♪ 1895 01:28:36,268 --> 01:28:38,311 I I'm in jail ♪ 1896 01:28:38,395 --> 01:28:39,813 ♪ Hello dad ♪ 1897 01:28:39,897 --> 01:28:41,732 ♪ I'm in jail ♪ 1898 01:28:41,816 --> 01:28:43,359 ♪ Hi dad ♪ 1899 01:28:43,442 --> 01:28:46,027 ♪ I'm calling you from jail ♪ 1900 01:28:46,111 --> 01:28:48,655 ♪ Hi dad Happy birthday ♪ 1901 01:28:48,739 --> 01:28:50,949 ♪ I'm in jail ♪ 1902 01:28:51,033 --> 01:28:53,035 ♪ Jail jail ♪ 1903 01:28:53,118 --> 01:28:55,161 Hello,dad. We're going to jail. 1904 01:28:55,246 --> 01:28:57,164 Say hi to mom! 1905 01:28:57,248 --> 01:28:59,458 ♪ I'm in jail I like it here ♪ 1906 01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,377 ♪ It's nice I like it ♪ 1907 01:29:01,460 --> 01:29:04,379 Hi, folks. It seems we have a new listener tonight. 1908 01:29:04,463 --> 01:29:06,465 Mr. Watts of the FCC. 1909 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:08,884 Hard Harry: My favorite person and yours, too, I know. 1910 01:29:08,968 --> 01:29:10,970 Hi, Arthur, thanks for coming out. 1911 01:29:11,053 --> 01:29:13,764 Well, thank you for coming out. 1912 01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:15,933 Hard Harry: Imagine, a fucking political hack 1913 01:29:16,016 --> 01:29:18,768 being in charge of free speech in America. 1914 01:29:18,853 --> 01:29:21,146 I'll bet Watts was the guy who took names in high school 1915 01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:22,522 when the teacher was absent. 1916 01:29:22,606 --> 01:29:24,733 This is the problem with free speech. 1917 01:29:24,817 --> 01:29:26,318 Would you cut that thing, please? 1918 01:29:26,402 --> 01:29:27,903 Hard Harry: He's the kind of phony in politics 1919 01:29:27,987 --> 01:29:29,321 who wears a wig. 1920 01:29:29,405 --> 01:29:30,697 Would you just turn the damn thing off? 1921 01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,366 Christ. 1922 01:29:32,449 --> 01:29:34,492 [instrumental music] 1923 01:29:37,079 --> 01:29:39,289 [distorted] 1924 01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:43,042 [engine revving] 1925 01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:46,422 [tires screeching] 1926 01:29:46,505 --> 01:29:47,756 He's obviously moving. 1927 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,842 Just pull over everything on wheels. 1928 01:29:49,925 --> 01:29:52,427 Welcome to Radio Free America. 1929 01:29:52,511 --> 01:29:53,762 America's ready, I'm ready. 1930 01:29:53,846 --> 01:29:56,139 I mean, I-- I want a million voices 1931 01:29:56,223 --> 01:29:57,724 crying out in the wilderness. 1932 01:29:57,808 --> 01:29:59,726 Jesus, let's get serious. 1933 01:29:59,810 --> 01:30:01,561 [growling] 1934 01:30:01,645 --> 01:30:04,564 [clamoring] 1935 01:30:07,526 --> 01:30:09,110 - You're a shithead. - Come on. 1936 01:30:09,194 --> 01:30:10,528 [clamoring] 1937 01:30:10,613 --> 01:30:12,698 Hello. Hello, anyone. 1938 01:30:12,781 --> 01:30:14,199 This is Arthur Watts. 1939 01:30:14,283 --> 01:30:16,368 I am under siege. 1940 01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:18,579 Maybe Mr. Watts can shed some light 1941 01:30:18,662 --> 01:30:22,499 on the mysterious disappearances of some of our students. 1942 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:25,085 Luis Chavez, age 15 1943 01:30:25,169 --> 01:30:27,796 legally kicked out on September 26. 1944 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,633 Arthur Washington, age 16, expelled on September 27. 1945 01:30:31,717 --> 01:30:32,718 Hector Garcia 1946 01:30:32,801 --> 01:30:34,010 So what does this prove? 1947 01:30:34,094 --> 01:30:36,471 - Not everyone goes to college. - Right. 1948 01:30:36,555 --> 01:30:37,681 Hard Harry: Edward Stall... 1949 01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:39,016 Mr. Hunter, I think you 1950 01:30:39,099 --> 01:30:41,935 should be aware of something. 1951 01:30:42,019 --> 01:30:44,604 After the school received the money from the government 1952 01:30:44,688 --> 01:30:46,523 for every enrolled student 1953 01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:48,317 Mrs. Creswood would then proceed 1954 01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:52,028 to weed out those she felt were undesirable. 1955 01:30:52,112 --> 01:30:54,614 Nonsense. She doesn't know what she's talking about. 1956 01:30:54,698 --> 01:30:56,449 In the first week of school 1957 01:30:56,533 --> 01:30:59,786 you flagged all the names with low SAT scores 1958 01:30:59,870 --> 01:31:01,955 and started files on them, why? 1959 01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:03,582 What are you doing with school property? 1960 01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:05,125 She asked you why. 1961 01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:06,418 For extra tutoring? 1962 01:31:06,502 --> 01:31:07,628 You expelled over twenty students 1963 01:31:07,711 --> 01:31:09,337 in the first thirty days of school. 1964 01:31:09,421 --> 01:31:11,423 And how many others did you harass into dropping out? 1965 01:31:11,507 --> 01:31:13,759 And you kept the expelled students' names on the rolls. 1966 01:31:13,842 --> 01:31:16,010 - That's illegal. - The money went to the school. 1967 01:31:16,095 --> 01:31:17,763 It's all for the good of the school. 1968 01:31:17,846 --> 01:31:20,640 - Those kids had rights. - They were losers. 1969 01:31:20,724 --> 01:31:22,475 - Troublemakers. - They're just kids. 1970 01:31:22,559 --> 01:31:24,394 I don't regret my policy. 1971 01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:27,147 It's criminal, and I'm suspending you. 1972 01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:29,066 You can't do that. 1973 01:31:29,149 --> 01:31:30,942 Oh, I think I just did. 1974 01:31:31,026 --> 01:31:32,819 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1975 01:31:32,903 --> 01:31:35,280 ♪ I'm livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1976 01:31:35,364 --> 01:31:37,199 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1977 01:31:37,282 --> 01:31:39,200 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1978 01:31:39,284 --> 01:31:41,202 ♪ Pedal to the metal goin' fast fast ♪ 1979 01:31:41,286 --> 01:31:43,371 ♪ Ferrari level got the class class ♪ 1980 01:31:43,455 --> 01:31:45,165 ♪ Yes cold clockin' cash 'n sex ♪ 1981 01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:47,542 ♪ While the mass hold hands up to catch ♪ 1982 01:31:47,626 --> 01:31:49,669 ♪ Relax no complaints it's satisfaction ♪ 1983 01:31:49,753 --> 01:31:51,755 ♪ No red tape -24 hour action ♪ 1984 01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:53,632 ♪ Meet the bizniz get the glitz ♪ 1985 01:31:53,716 --> 01:31:55,467 Please get some help. 1986 01:31:55,551 --> 01:31:57,844 ♪ Trippin' trippin' cold egotrippin' ♪ 1987 01:31:57,928 --> 01:32:00,055 ♪ Shattering pride that's why they're flippin' ♪ 1988 01:32:00,139 --> 01:32:02,182 ♪ Sippin' '40s how ya livin' ♪ 1989 01:32:02,266 --> 01:32:03,475 ♪ Value is given while you're driven ♪ 1990 01:32:03,559 --> 01:32:04,601 Just drive over them. 1991 01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:06,353 ♪ Fast lane ♪ 1992 01:32:06,437 --> 01:32:08,397 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1993 01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:10,523 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1994 01:32:10,607 --> 01:32:12,609 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1995 01:32:12,693 --> 01:32:14,986 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1996 01:32:15,070 --> 01:32:16,780 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1997 01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:19,032 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪ 1998 01:32:19,116 --> 01:32:20,575 ♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪♪ 1999 01:32:20,659 --> 01:32:22,619 [grunting] 2000 01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:24,663 Oh, jeez, my harmonizer. 2001 01:32:24,747 --> 01:32:25,706 Forget it. Hold on. 2002 01:32:25,789 --> 01:32:26,873 I gotta get us out of here. 2003 01:32:30,544 --> 01:32:32,837 [tires screeching] 2004 01:32:35,007 --> 01:32:37,426 I needed that to disguise my voice. 2005 01:32:37,509 --> 01:32:39,010 Oh, give me a minute. Maybe we can fix it. 2006 01:32:44,349 --> 01:32:46,601 Jesus. 2007 01:32:46,685 --> 01:32:48,019 Mark: Look at this. 2008 01:32:50,981 --> 01:32:52,774 Fuck it. I'm going on without that thing. 2009 01:32:52,858 --> 01:32:53,900 No. I think I've got it. 2010 01:32:57,946 --> 01:33:00,031 Okay. 2011 01:33:00,115 --> 01:33:01,699 This is really me now. 2012 01:33:01,784 --> 01:33:03,118 No more hiding. 2013 01:33:06,163 --> 01:33:07,455 Listen. 2014 01:33:07,539 --> 01:33:09,499 Hard Harry: We're all worried. 2015 01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:11,793 We're all in pain. 2016 01:33:11,877 --> 01:33:15,088 That just that comes with having eyes, with having ears. 2017 01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:17,507 But just remember one thing. 2018 01:33:17,591 --> 01:33:21,344 It can't get any worse. It can only get better. 2019 01:33:21,428 --> 01:33:23,096 I mean, high school is the bottom. 2020 01:33:23,180 --> 01:33:25,724 Being a teenager sucks, but that's the point. 2021 01:33:25,808 --> 01:33:28,101 Surviving it is the whole point. 2022 01:33:28,185 --> 01:33:30,979 Quitting is not going to make you strong. 2023 01:33:31,063 --> 01:33:33,899 Living Will, so just hang on 2024 01:33:33,982 --> 01:33:37,235 and hang in there. 2025 01:33:37,319 --> 01:33:40,822 You know, I.. I know all about the hating and the sneering. 2026 01:33:40,906 --> 01:33:44,326 I'm a member of the "Why bother?" generation myself. 2027 01:33:44,409 --> 01:33:47,120 But why did I bother to come out here tonight? 2028 01:33:48,205 --> 01:33:49,998 And why did you? 2029 01:33:50,082 --> 01:33:52,250 I mean, it's time. 2030 01:33:52,334 --> 01:33:56,004 It begins with us, not with politicians 2031 01:33:56,088 --> 01:33:58,381 the experts, or the teachers, but with us. 2032 01:33:59,675 --> 01:34:01,426 With you and with me. 2033 01:34:02,469 --> 01:34:04,387 The ones who need it most. 2034 01:34:04,471 --> 01:34:08,475 I believe with everything that's in me 2035 01:34:08,559 --> 01:34:11,687 that the whole world is longing for healing. 2036 01:34:13,063 --> 01:34:16,024 Even the... even the trees 2037 01:34:16,108 --> 01:34:19,277 and the Earth itself are crying out for it. 2038 01:34:19,361 --> 01:34:21,196 You can hear it everywhere. 2039 01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:22,364 It's the same kind of healing 2040 01:34:22,447 --> 01:34:25,533 I desperately needed and... 2041 01:34:28,453 --> 01:34:29,871 finally feel has begun 2042 01:34:31,415 --> 01:34:32,457 with you. 2043 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,584 [helicopter blades whirring] 2044 01:34:35,919 --> 01:34:38,838 [instrumental music] 2045 01:34:41,675 --> 01:34:43,593 [sirens wailing] 2046 01:34:44,887 --> 01:34:47,347 [helicopter whirring] 2047 01:34:47,431 --> 01:34:50,350 [sirens wailing] 2048 01:35:00,027 --> 01:35:02,070 [intense music] 2049 01:35:03,363 --> 01:35:04,322 [helicopter blades whirring] 2050 01:35:04,406 --> 01:35:06,658 [sirens wailing] 2051 01:35:06,742 --> 01:35:09,661 [music continues] 2052 01:35:22,507 --> 01:35:24,133 [helicopter blades whirring] 2053 01:35:25,636 --> 01:35:27,137 Hard Harry: Everyone listen up! 2054 01:35:27,221 --> 01:35:30,098 It's not over yet, this is just the beginning 2055 01:35:30,182 --> 01:35:31,600 but it's up to you. 2056 01:35:31,683 --> 01:35:34,477 I'm calling for every kid to seize the air. 2057 01:35:34,561 --> 01:35:36,938 Steal it. It belongs to you. 2058 01:35:37,022 --> 01:35:38,189 Speak out. 2059 01:35:38,273 --> 01:35:39,649 They can't stop you. 2060 01:35:39,733 --> 01:35:42,068 Find your voice and use it. 2061 01:35:42,152 --> 01:35:44,404 Keep this thing going. Pick a name. 2062 01:35:44,488 --> 01:35:45,780 Go on the air. 2063 01:35:45,864 --> 01:35:48,533 It's your life. Take charge of it. Do it. 2064 01:35:48,617 --> 01:35:50,160 Try it, try anything. 2065 01:35:51,286 --> 01:35:52,537 Spill your guts out. 2066 01:35:52,621 --> 01:35:54,331 Say shit and fuck a million times 2067 01:35:54,414 --> 01:35:57,417 if you want to, but you decide. 2068 01:35:57,501 --> 01:35:59,544 Fill the air. Steal it. 2069 01:35:59,628 --> 01:36:01,004 Keep the air alive! 2070 01:36:01,088 --> 01:36:03,131 [crowd gasping] 2071 01:36:03,215 --> 01:36:05,342 [intense music] 2072 01:36:05,425 --> 01:36:07,301 [camera shutter clicks] 2073 01:36:08,929 --> 01:36:10,722 Woman 2: Harry! 2074 01:36:15,394 --> 01:36:18,397 Woman 3: We're behind you all the way, Harry. 2075 01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:20,732 Man 7: You talked to me, man. You really talked to me. 2076 01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:24,360 Woman 4: You're the one, man. 2077 01:36:24,444 --> 01:36:26,654 Man 8: We believe in you, Harry. Stay tough, man. 2078 01:36:27,656 --> 01:36:29,324 Man 9: You did great. 2079 01:36:29,408 --> 01:36:31,827 Man 10: Just forget it, man. We believe in you, Harry. 2080 01:36:34,037 --> 01:36:35,788 - Harry! - We're with you, man. 2081 01:36:35,872 --> 01:36:38,958 - We're with you all the way. - Harry! 2082 01:36:39,042 --> 01:36:40,168 Talk hard! 2083 01:36:40,252 --> 01:36:43,171 [crowd cheering] 2084 01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:46,841 [clamoring] 2085 01:36:47,759 --> 01:36:50,595 Harry! We love you. 2086 01:36:50,679 --> 01:36:53,348 Woman on radio: Hi, everybody, this is Amy at 97 FM 2087 01:36:53,432 --> 01:36:55,976 in Springfield, and my show is "Radioactive." 2088 01:36:56,059 --> 01:36:57,560 Can anyone out there hear me? 2089 01:36:57,644 --> 01:36:59,437 Woman on radio: Sick of silence, let it out. 2090 01:36:59,521 --> 01:37:01,898 Man on radio: This is Ethan from LA, and I'm here... 2091 01:37:01,982 --> 01:37:03,358 Woman on radio: Are you running in the streets? 2092 01:37:03,442 --> 01:37:05,360 Call the real runaway hotline 2093 01:37:05,444 --> 01:37:07,237 KCAT, Los Gatos, California. 2094 01:37:07,321 --> 01:37:09,114 Woman on radio: This is "I am, are you?" 2095 01:37:09,197 --> 01:37:10,656 Man on radio: No protection, I'm from New Jersey. 2096 01:37:10,741 --> 01:37:12,159 Woman on radio: Hi, you're on the air. 2097 01:37:12,242 --> 01:37:13,534 Woman on radio: Turn on the truth. 2098 01:37:13,618 --> 01:37:14,744 ♪ Stand ♪ 2099 01:37:14,828 --> 01:37:16,287 ♪ In the end ♪ 2100 01:37:16,371 --> 01:37:18,956 ♪ You'll still be you ♪ 2101 01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:22,669 ♪ One that's done all the things you set out to do ♪ 2102 01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:24,546 ♪ Stand ♪ 2103 01:37:24,629 --> 01:37:28,007 ♪ There's a cross for you to bear ♪ 2104 01:37:28,091 --> 01:37:31,677 ♪ Things to go through if you're going anywhere ♪ 2105 01:37:32,721 --> 01:37:34,139 ♪ Stand ♪ 2106 01:37:34,222 --> 01:37:38,059 ♪ For the things you know are right ♪ 2107 01:37:38,143 --> 01:37:42,021 ♪ It's the truth that the truth makes them so uptight ♪ 2108 01:37:42,105 --> 01:37:43,439 ♪ Stand ♪ 2109 01:37:43,523 --> 01:37:47,151 I All the things you want are real ♪ 2110 01:37:47,235 --> 01:37:50,905 ♪ You have you to complete and there is no deal ♪ 2111 01:37:52,491 --> 01:37:53,742 ♪ Everybody ♪ 2112 01:37:53,825 --> 01:37:55,493 ♪ Stand ♪ 2113 01:37:55,577 --> 01:37:57,662 ♪ Stand ♪ 2114 01:37:57,746 --> 01:38:00,039 ♪ Stand ♪ 2115 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:03,752 ♪ Stand ♪ 2116 01:38:03,835 --> 01:38:07,338 ♪ You've been sitting much too long ♪ 2117 01:38:07,422 --> 01:38:11,008 ♪ There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong ♪ 2118 01:38:11,093 --> 01:38:12,469 ♪ Stand ♪ 2119 01:38:12,552 --> 01:38:16,264 ♪ Well there's a midget standing tall ♪ 2120 01:38:16,348 --> 01:38:20,810 ♪ And a giant beside him about to fall ♪ 2121 01:38:20,894 --> 01:38:22,812 ♪ Everybody ♪ 2122 01:38:22,896 --> 01:38:24,689 ♪ Stand ♪ 2123 01:38:24,773 --> 01:38:26,733 ♪ Stand ♪ 2124 01:38:26,817 --> 01:38:29,277 ♪ Stand ♪ 2125 01:38:30,987 --> 01:38:32,697 ♪ Stand ♪ 2126 01:38:32,781 --> 01:38:34,574 ♪ Stand ♪ 2127 01:38:34,658 --> 01:38:38,912 ♪ Stand ♪ 2128 01:38:38,995 --> 01:38:40,579 ♪ Stand ♪ 2129 01:38:40,664 --> 01:38:44,376 ♪ They will try to make you crawl ♪ 2130 01:38:44,459 --> 01:38:46,544 ♪ And they know what you're saying ♪ 2131 01:38:46,628 --> 01:38:47,962 ♪ Makes sense and all ♪ 2132 01:38:48,046 --> 01:38:49,338 ♪ Stand ♪ 2133 01:38:49,423 --> 01:38:53,218 ♪ Don't you know that you are free ♪ 2134 01:38:53,301 --> 01:38:57,013 ♪ Well at least in your mind if you want to be ♪ 2135 01:38:57,097 --> 01:38:58,723 ♪ Everybody Stand ♪ 2136 01:39:00,100 --> 01:39:01,559 ♪ Stand ♪ 2137 01:39:01,643 --> 01:39:04,062 ♪ Stand ♪ 2138 01:39:05,730 --> 01:39:07,523 ♪ Stand ♪ 2139 01:39:07,607 --> 01:39:09,442 ♪ Stand ♪ 2140 01:39:09,526 --> 01:39:11,819 ♪ Stand ♪ 2141 01:39:13,488 --> 01:39:14,697 ♪ Unh' 2142 01:39:15,824 --> 01:39:18,076 ♪ Get up ♪ 2143 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:22,205 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na nah yeah ♪ 2144 01:39:22,289 --> 01:39:23,832 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na nah nah ♪ 2145 01:39:23,915 --> 01:39:26,125 ♪ Get up gotta stand together ♪ 2146 01:39:27,419 --> 01:39:29,087 ♪ Stand ♪ 2147 01:39:29,171 --> 01:39:30,505 ♪ Stand ♪ 2148 01:39:30,589 --> 01:39:31,631 ♪ Na na na na na na na na nah ♪ 2149 01:39:31,715 --> 01:39:33,049 ♪ Get up ♪ 2150 01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:35,343 ♪ So take my hand ♪ 2151 01:39:35,427 --> 01:39:37,971 ♪ Yeah we gotta stand together ♪ 2152 01:39:38,054 --> 01:39:39,013 ♪ Stand ♪ 2153 01:39:39,097 --> 01:39:40,348 ♪ Everybody ♪ 2154 01:39:40,432 --> 01:39:44,227 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na nah ♪ 2155 01:39:44,311 --> 01:39:47,439 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na nah yeah ♪ 2156 01:39:47,522 --> 01:39:48,773 ♪ Stand ♪ 2157 01:39:48,857 --> 01:39:49,816 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 2158 01:39:49,900 --> 01:39:51,359 ♪ Get up ♪ 2159 01:39:51,443 --> 01:39:53,194 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 2160 01:39:53,278 --> 01:39:55,405 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2161 01:39:55,489 --> 01:39:57,157 ♪ Unh ♪ 2162 01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,449 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2163 01:39:59,659 --> 01:40:01,494 ♪ Get up take my hand ♪ 2164 01:40:01,578 --> 01:40:02,620 ♪ Stand ♪ 2165 01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:06,540 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2166 01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:09,461 ♪ Unh! Get up ♪ 2167 01:40:09,544 --> 01:40:12,171 ♪ Stand ♪ 2168 01:40:12,255 --> 01:40:14,590 ♪ Stand together hey ♪ 2169 01:40:16,092 --> 01:40:17,551 ♪ Come take my hand ♪ 2170 01:40:18,386 --> 01:40:20,096 ♪ Stand ♪ 2171 01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:22,307 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2172 01:40:22,390 --> 01:40:24,433 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2173 01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:29,018 [indistinct] 2174 01:40:30,398 --> 01:40:32,024 ♪ Everybody ♪ 2175 01:40:32,108 --> 01:40:36,070 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na nah yeah ♪ 2176 01:40:36,154 --> 01:40:37,780 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na nah ♪ 2177 01:40:37,864 --> 01:40:39,699 ♪ Get up we gotta stand together ♪ 2178 01:40:41,284 --> 01:40:43,119 ♪ Stand ♪ 2179 01:40:43,203 --> 01:40:44,412 ♪ Stand ♪ 2180 01:40:45,664 --> 01:40:46,998 ♪ Get up ♪ 2181 01:40:47,082 --> 01:40:48,416 ♪ Stand ♪ 2182 01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:50,043 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2183 01:40:50,126 --> 01:40:52,294 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2184 01:40:54,422 --> 01:40:55,423 ♪ Get up ♪ 2185 01:40:55,507 --> 01:40:56,758 ♪ Stand ♪ 2186 01:40:58,134 --> 01:41:00,427 ♪ Stand together ♪ 2187 01:41:02,013 --> 01:41:04,056 ♪ Come take my hand ♪ 2188 01:41:04,140 --> 01:41:05,975 ♪ Stand ♪ 2189 01:41:06,059 --> 01:41:08,144 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2190 01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:10,396 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2191 01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:11,814 ♪ Get up ♪ 2192 01:41:11,898 --> 01:41:14,066 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2193 01:41:15,235 --> 01:41:16,194 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2194 01:41:16,278 --> 01:41:17,237 ♪ Get up ♪ 2195 01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:18,279 ♪ Everybody ♪ 2196 01:41:18,363 --> 01:41:19,822 ♪ Stand ♪ 2197 01:41:19,906 --> 01:41:22,241 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2198 01:41:22,325 --> 01:41:23,701 ♪ Get up ♪ 2199 01:41:23,785 --> 01:41:24,869 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2200 01:41:24,953 --> 01:41:25,912 ♪ Stand ♪ 2201 01:41:25,996 --> 01:41:27,038 ♪ Stand ♪ 2202 01:41:28,748 --> 01:41:30,040 ♪ Oooh ♪ 2203 01:41:30,125 --> 01:41:31,668 ♪ Let's stand together ♪ 2204 01:41:31,751 --> 01:41:34,420 ♪ Let's stand together ♪♪