字幕來源：R3-DVD 轉制校訂：Mtime@你的傲慢我的偏見
主演：雪兒
主演：鮑勃·霍金斯
主演：薇諾娜·瑞德
片名：風 情 媽 咪 俏 女 兒
根據帕提·丹恩所著同名小說改編而成
編劇：瓊恩·羅伯特
製片：羅倫·洛伊德 華利斯·尼西塔 派崔克·派歐莫
導演：理察·班傑明
My sister kate learned to swim when most babies... 當別的小孩還在咬磨牙圈時
were still gnawing the sides of their playpens. 我妹妹凱蒂就已經學會游泳了
I adore her. Everybody does. 我仰慕她 大家都如此
The day she was born, 她出生那天
I wanted to name her after Saint Gobnet, 我想將她取名為聖·伽伯內特
the virgin beekeeper, 一位貞潔的養蜂聖人
But mother, Mrs. Flax, thought I was a little peculiar. 但媽媽 弗拉斯太太 認為我很怪
I don't agree. 我不同意
一九六三年
Mrs. Flax doesn't believe in ritual or tradition. 弗拉斯太太不相信宗教儀式及傳統
No. 不好
Maybe. 也許
I think so. 我想可以
But I'd wanted to repent since the first time... 而我自從在一次拼字比賽中
I saw a girl with ashes on her forehead... 初次看見一個女孩在前額抹灰
cross herself and chant Hail Marys... 在胸前劃十字 念著聖母瑪利亞時
before a spelling bee. 便一心只想懺悔
Charlotte, We're Jewish. 夏洛特 我們是猶太人
What is this? 這是什麼
Cheese ball pick-me-ups accompanied by miniature franks, 起司球串 加上小法蘭克香腸
and, for dessert... marshmallow kabobs. 至於甜點 藥葵軟糖串
A word about Mrs. Flax and food. 如果要用一個詞語形容弗拉斯太太和食物
The word is hors d'oeuvres. 這個詞語就是開胃小菜
"Fun Finger Foods" is her main source book, "趣味簡餐"是她的拿手菜
and that's all the woman cooks. 也是那個女人唯一會做的
"Anything more," she says, "is too big a commitment." 她說 "超過這些便是要求過度"
It's Fred. Okay, how do I look? 是弗列德 好了 我看起來怎麼樣
Like a woman about to go forth and sin. 像準備犯罪的女人
Oh, good, exactly the look I was hoping for. 很好 正是我期望的樣子
- Good night. - Don't wait up. - 再見 - 不用等我
Mrs. Flax is dating her boss. 弗拉斯太太正在和她的老闆約會
That means we'll be moving soon. 那表示我們快搬家了
Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. 慢著 慢著 等一下
Did you just tell me that not only am I not going on this trip, 你是說我不僅不能參加這趟旅行
but that you're taking another woman? 而且你還要帶另一個女人去嗎
Honey, she's not just "another woman." 親愛的 她不只是"另一個女人"
She's my wife. 她是我太太
We've moved 18 times. 我們搬過十八次家
It gets easy to read the signs. 所以很容易看出跡象
『波士頓』
『您正在駛離奧克拉荷馬』
I feel I've wasted half my life in cars. 我覺得我的一半時間都浪費在車上
I try to be charitable: 我試著寬大為懷
taking care of Kate and not killing mother, 專心照顧凱蒂 而不去殺了媽媽
But, I ask you, 但我請問你
who ever heard the word of god... 誰聽說過神要求人們
going 70 miles an hour on the interstate? 以七十英里的時速開車呢
『歡迎光臨麻薩諸塞州』
President Kennedy arrived at Hyannis Port this afternoon, 肯尼迪總統今天下午抵達海尼斯港
leaving the rigors of Washington behind. 將酷熱的華盛頓拋在腦後
On hand to greet him as the Presidential helicopter 當總統的直升機落地時
touched down were his daughter-- 首先迎上去的是他的小女兒
I don't think he wanted those gifts they gave him. 我不認為他想要他們送的禮物
Frankenstein and birds? 科學怪人和鳥兒
No, sweetheart. 不 甜心
The three wise men brought the baby Jesus... 三位智者送給耶穌聖嬰的是
Frankincense and Myrrh. 乳香和沒藥
Oh. 噢
It's not that I don't know about these things. Charlotte 我並非不知道這種事 夏洛特
Just I choose to believe something else. 我只是選擇相信別的
I got an idea. How about some fudge? 我有個主意 來點軟糖怎麼樣
Yeah. 好
Charlotte, you want to go make some fudge? 夏洛特 你想做點軟糖嗎
I can't do anything... 我什麼事都不能做
until I have everything the way it was. 除非我使一切都恢復原樣
Charlotte, the whole point of moving... 夏洛特 搬家的重點
is so that everything can be different. 就是一切都能改變
I don't like waking up and not knowing where I am. 我不喜歡醒來時不知身在何處
Well, then I'll make you a little sign for over your bed that says: 那我就在你的床頭掛個問候標籤
"Good morning, Charlotte." "早安 夏洛特"
"You are now in East Port." "你現在身處東港"
"Have a lovely day." "祝你今天愉快"
Oklahoma was great. 奧克拉荷馬很棒
I liked living there. 我喜歡住在那裏
I know. And you'll love living here when you get used to it. 我知道 等你習慣後你也會喜歡這裏的
Yeah, and when you get used to it, we'll move... 對 等你習慣後 我們便會搬家
and everything will change again. 一切就又要改變
Life is change, Charlotte. Death is... 生命就是改變 夏洛特
dwelling on the past... 死亡則是沉溺於過去
or staying in one place too long. 或是在一個地方待太久
Charlotte, remind me to get you a decent pair of shoes. 夏洛特 提醒我幫你買雙像樣的鞋
- I don't want any. - Don't be ridiculous, Charlotte. - 我不要 - 別傻了 夏洛特
Every woman wants new shoes. 每個女人都想要新鞋
But those are from him. 但那雙是他買的
"Him"? Oh, him. "他" 噢 他呀
Charlotte says he'll visit one day. 夏洛特說有一天他會來看我們
How will he know we're here? 他怎麼知道我們在這裏
Charlotte, you know what? 夏洛特
The only thing you can rely on about your father... 你父親唯一可信的一點是
is that he can't be relied on. 是他不可信
Right there. Hold on, hold on. 好了 拿著 拿著
I only have one memory of my father. 我對我父親只有一個印象
At least, I think it was my father. 至少 我認為那是我父親
Honey, it's an Eclipse. Put these on. 親愛的 是日蝕 戴上它
One day he'll come back. 有一天他會回來的
I just hope he can find us. 只希望他找得到我們
Dear God, please don't let us be leaving right away. 親愛的神 請別讓我們立刻離開
Please let me stop lying all the time. 請別讓我總是說謊
Please don't let me fall crazy in love so much... 請別讓我瘋狂地墜入愛河
and please let someone fall crazy in love back. 請讓某個人瘋狂地愛上我
And please send me a sign. 還有 請給我一個訊號吧
Amen. 阿門
- Hello there. - Hello. - 你們好 - 你好
- Hey! - Come on. - 嘿 - 快點
"Chief maintenance man for apartment house or hotel." "公寓或旅館維護組長"
Let's move it, huh? 開快點 行嗎
"Experienced mechanic." "Sheet metal worker." "有經驗的修車工" "金屬薄板工人"
Somehow-- Charlotte, 不知為什麼 夏洛特
you drive like old people make love. 你開車像老人做愛一樣慢
Mom, I'm only 15. I get nervous. 媽 我只有十五歲 我會緊張
Move it over! 開快點
Driving happens to be one of the two... 開車是女人所能擁有的
most important skills a woman can have. 兩個重要技巧之一
You should be tickled pink that I taught you early. 你該為我這麼早就教你感到興奮
Let's go! 開快點
Wait a minute. All right, this sounds good. 等等 這個聽起來不錯
"Bright, personable young secretary..." "小律師事務所"
"with cheerful disposition required by small law firm." "誠徵聰明貌美性情好的女秘書"
Why are you signaling? 你為什麼打方向燈
The turn is two miles down the road. 轉彎處還有兩英里遠
All right, just pull over. 好吧 靠邊停車
Step on it! 閃一邊去
- Blow it out your ear! - Kate-- - 你們滾開 - 凱蒂
Hi. 嗨
I just wondered if you got moved in all right. 我只想知道 你們是否己經安頓好了
Yeah, we got moved in fine. 是的 我們都安頓好了
My name's Joe Peretti. I work up the hill. 我叫喬·普列提 我在山上工作
So if you need anything done, Ma'am-- 如果你需要幫忙 夫人
"Ma'am"? "夫人"
Well, what exactly is up the hill, Mr. Peretti? 山上到底是什麼 普列提先生
The convent. 是修道院
Protectors of the blessed souls. 信徒的保護者
This is a sign. Thank you, God. 這就是訊號 謝謝你 神
This is a real sign. 這是真正的訊號
Our nearest neighbors are nuns? 我們的近鄰是修女嗎
I suppose you think this is divine providence? 我想你一定認為這裏是天堂
You know what? There is one small thing, Joe. 你知道嗎 的確有一件小事 喬
- Here. That porch swing up there? - Yeah? - 拿著 那個走廊鞦韆 - 怎麼啦
I just can't seem to reach it. 我就是修不好它
Okay. I'll take a look. 好的 我看看
So, Joe, how old did you say you were? 喬 你剛剛說你多少歲
Twenty-six and cute as a button. 二十六歲 又如此可愛
Too bad you're set on being a nun. 可惜你決心要當修女
You know, Charlotte, 夏洛特
I think you might be old enough for a boyfriend now. 我想你老得可以交男友了
If I'm old enough, maybe you're too old. 如果我很老 也許你已經太老了
Don't be ridiculous. 別傻了
A real woman is never too old. 真正的女人永遠不會太老
let's go! Let's go! 大家努力點 加油
Please, God, 求求你 神啊
don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things. 別讓我戀愛 並想做噁心的事
Dear God, I love the way he throws. 親愛的神啊 我喜歡他丟的方式
Come on. 拜託
Mrs. Flax... 弗拉斯太太
I'm taking my fiancee out to lunch. 我要帶我未婚妻出去吃午版
I expect you to be here when I return. 希望我回來時你在這裏
Hi, sweetie. 嗨 甜心
How are those depositions coming? 那些證詞打得怎麼樣了
They'll be ready. 快好了
Assholes. 混球
Do you like your new boss, Mom? 媽 你喜歡你的新老闆嗎
No, sweetheart, I don't. 不 甜心 我不喜歡
You make out the list? 你列好購物清單了嗎
Yeah. Kate needs a new swimsuit. 是的 凱蒂需要新泳裝
I need notebooks, pens and underwear. 我需要筆記本 筆和內衣
All right, I only have a half an hour for lunch, 好的 我只有半小時午餐時間
so after we pick out the shoes, 所以買完鞋
- Then I'll give you money and you can buy the rest. - Okay. - 我給你錢去買其餘東西 - 好的
- I want red ones. - All right. - 我要紅色的 - 好的
- Bright red ones. - All right. - 鮮紅色的 - 好的
- With a red strap. - Yes, Katie. - 還要紅鞋帶 - 好 凱蒂
- I don't need anything. - Charlotte, don't aggravate me. - 我不需要新鞋 - 夏洛特 別跟我爭論
You're starting a new school on monday and those boots aren't. 你週一開始上學 不能穿那雙靴子
- What's wrong with them? - Everything! - 它們有什麼不對 - 什麼都不對
- Because I'm the best mother in the world. - Yes. - 因為我是全世界最好的母親 - 對
I'll be right with you. 我馬上來招呼你們
Hail Mary, full of grace. 聖母瑪利亞 無比恩典
- Katydid. - Let me try them on. - 凱蒂 - 讓我試穿一下
You must be Mrs. Flax. 你一定是弗拉斯太太
Joseph told us... 喬瑟夫跟我們說
that a nice Jewish family were our new neighbors. 我們的新鄰居是一個友善的猶太家庭
Welcome to East Port. 歡迎來到東港
Oh, God, please let Mrs. Flax control herself. 神啊 請讓弗拉斯太太自製
- Look, Mom. - You're still a perfect seven, Reverend Mother. - 看 媽 - 七號依然合腳 院長
You know, most women's feet get bigger. 你知道 多數女人的腳會變大
Only if they marry. 只有結過婚的才會
- Oh, no. - Your feet swell. - 糟了 - 因為腳會腫脹
When you get pregnant, your feet swell. 當你懷孕時 腳會腫脹
How could she? How could she? 她怎麼能這麼做
I know mine got swollen when I was pregnant. 我懷孕時 腳都腫脹了
Mother, how could you say that? 媽 你怎麼能說那種話
She's a holy vessel. 她是個聖徒
What a lovely red shoe. 多漂亮的紅鞋啊
Thank you. 謝謝
So where are you ladies from? 各位女士從哪裏來的
I used to live in South Dakota myself. 我以前住在南達科塔
Can you imagine... 你們能想像嗎
trying to keep Kosher in South Dakota? 想在南達科塔經營猶太食品店
I can't imagine trying to keep Kosher anywhere. 我可以想像在任何地方經營猶太食品店
Yeah. 是啊
Will that be all, Reverend Mother? 還要別的東西嗎 院長
Only one new addition? 只要添一雙新鞋
Every year, fewer and fewer of us now. 年復一年 我們的人數越來越少
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Flax. 很高興見到你 弗拉斯太太
I hope you enjoy living in East Port. 希望你在東港住得愉快
Yes, dear? 什麼事 親愛的
I desperately wanted to ask what color her bra was... 我很想問她的胸罩是什座顏色
and if she had pure thoughts every second of the day, 還有她的思想是否永遠純淨
but-- 但是
Well, good-bye. 好了 再見
Oh! 噢
She's got a pair that she likes. What about you? 她找到她喜歡的鞋子了 你呢
I don't need any shoes. Thank you. 我不需要新鞋 謝謝
Nice boots. 好靴子
Maybe I'll see you at the Parent & Teachers' Night. 也許在家長教師聯誼會能見到你
Maybe you will. 也許會的
Oh... Good. Yeah. I'd like that. 好 很好 我非常期待
Yeah. 太好了
Come on, Miss Katydid, 快點 凱蒂小姐
we're gonna be late for registration. 我們會趕不上註冊的
- Bye, Sergeant. - Bye, Fish Head. - 再見 士官 - 再見 小魚
Well, look who's driving the school bus. 瞧啊 看看是誰在開校車
Why, Miss Charlotte, I do believe you're blushing. 夏洛特小姐 我相信你的臉紅了
Come on. Don't make such a deal about it. 拜託 別那麼大驚小怪
Just put it in your mouth and smoke it. 只要放在嘴裏抽就是了
- I can't. Mary, I'll throw up all over. - So... - 不行 瑪麗 我會吐出來 - 那又怎樣
How was your date with Scott Jones, Mary? 和史考特·瓊斯的約會如何 瑪麗
He's an animal. 他是頭野獸
Does that mean you had a good time? 就是說你們很開心啦
We had oral sex by the old railroad trestle. 我們在舊鐵路支架旁口交
I love it when they groan, 我喜歡他呻吟的樣子
don't you? 你們不喜歡嗎
Mary, you're gonna get into a heap of trouble. 瑪麗 你會給自己惹來許多麻煩
I know. I can't wait. 我知道 我等不及了
Girls. 姑娘們
The bell rang five minutes ago. 鈴聲五分鐘前就響了
Sorry, Mrs. Crain. 抱歉 克倫太太
If she tells my mother, I'm dead. 如果她告訴我媽 我就完了
- Noree? - Here. - 諾利 - 到
Class, we have a new student today. 同學們 今天我們有個新學生
Charlotte Flax. 夏洛特·弗拉斯
I'm sure you'll all do your best to make her feel welcome. 相信大家會盡力讓她覺得受歡迎
Charlotte. 夏洛特
Charlotte, right down there. 夏洛特 坐那邊
Charlotte Flax, Right? 夏洛特·弗拉斯 對吧
F-l-a-x. Here. 弗 拉 斯
- Uh, Kent? - Here. - 肯特 - 到
Bye. 再見
Talk to me, Joe. Please talk to me. 跟我說話 喬 請跟我說話
So how do you like the house? 你還喜歡那棟房子吧
Sorry? 抱歉
How do you like the house? 你喜歡那棟房子嗎
I hate the house. 我討厭那棟房子
I was born there. 我是在那裏出生的
I love that house. 我愛那棟房子
You were? 真的嗎
Under the kitchen table. 在廚房的桌子下
God strike me down. That's almost as good as a manger. 神啊 幾乎和馬廄一樣好
Give me strength not to sit on his lap. 賜給我不坐在他膝上的力量吧
Um... 呃
So was that you who carved "Red Sox" on the door? 那麼在門上刻"紅襪"的就是你吧
That used to be my room. 那以前是我的房間
I'm in his room. 我住的是他的房間
When my mother died, 當我母親去世時
I sat on my bed for two days holding her sweater. 我抱著她的毛衣 在床上坐了兩天
I didn't care about anything anymore, 再也不關心別的事了
not even the Red Sox. 連紅襪隊都不在乎
I'm gonna burn in hell for sure. 我一定會下地獄
He's talking about his poor dead mother, 他在談他可憐的先母
and I can't stop wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress. 我卻希望他的手解開我的洋裝
Okay. 到了
That will be Carrie. She sells cosmetics. 那是凱莉的車 她賣美容品
Oh... She's gonna love my Mom. 噢 她會喜歡我媽的
Okay. 好了
I was gonna ask, I was wondering, 我想請問 我一直在想
what do people do here on the weekends? 這裏的人週末都做些什麼
Sunday's my day off. 週日我放假
Sometimes I go fishing. 有時我去釣魚
Really? I love to fish. 真的嗎 我喜歡釣魚
Well, sometimes I just sit by the water and think. 有時我只是坐在水邊沉思
That sounds great too. 聽起來也很棒
Well, Maybe you and your sister-- 也許你和你妹妹
Oh, well, um... 呃
Kate's actually scared of the water, 事實上凱蒂很怕水
Oh. 噢
But, um... I'd love to. 不過 我很樂意去
Well, I drive right by here on my way to the cliffs, 我去懸崖時會開車經過這裏
so-- 因此
What time? 幾點
Seven. 七點
Okay, that sounds great. 好 聽起來很棒
Okay, I'll wait for you. 好 我會等你
- Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. - 好了 再見 - 好的 再見
Know your colors and know your fabrics. 瞭解你的特色與膚質
That's what I tell all my little girls. 我跟我所有的小姑娘都這麼說
Honey, I would kill to have your hair. 親愛的 我真想擁有你的頭髮
Swimming's fine for your figure, 游泳對你的身材有益
but it can damage your hair. 但卻會損壞你的髮質
Got anything for Sharks and Jellyfish? 有什麼東西能讓鯊魚和水母用嗎
- What, dear? - She means body grease. - 什麼 親愛的 - 她是指潤膚油
Miss Kate's going to swim the English Channel one day. 凱蒂小姐將來要游過英倫海峽
Oh. Well, I'm not sure I have exactly what you're looking for, 親愛的 我不確定有你要的東西
but try this. 但是試試這個
It was meant for crow's feet, 那原本是消除魚尾紋用的
but never really caught on. 但一直流行不起來
You are finished. 你已經完成了
Now, why don't you try the other side? 你為什麼不試試另一邊
Tell me about that Caretaker, the one at the convent. 跟我說說那個修道院管理員的事
You mean Joey? Is he handsome or is he handsome? 你是指喬伊 他可真是英俊
In high school, he was quite the golden boy. 他高中時真是個金童
No one could touch him on a football field. 在橄欖球場 沒有人能碰到他
Then in the middle of his senior year, he lost it. 但在三年級時 他完全變了樣
He couldn't run to save his life. 他連逃跑求生都不會
His girlfriend had just left town kind of sudden. 他的女朋友突然搬離此鎮
My theory? 我的看法嗎
I believe there's a little Joey junior walking around somewhere. 我相信有個喬伊二世住在某處
If I wasn't married to a real son of a gun, 可惜當時我己經嫁給了一個混蛋
I'd go after him myself. 否則我一定會去追他
Joey, Joey, Joey. 喬伊 喬伊 喬伊
Entering the convent for the sin of getting a girl pregnant. 因為讓一個女孩懷孕而進了修道院
A penitent man. Makes me love you even more. 一個懺悔者 這使我更加愛你了
Oh, honey... You have very special eyes. 親愛的 你有雙很特別的眼睛
Only you and Liz Taylor can get away with those eyebrows. 只有你和伊麗莎白·泰勒擁有如此美麗的眼睛
Come. 過來
Let's put some color on you. 我們為你再增添一些光彩
This one's planning on being a nun. 這個打算要當修女
Difficult age. 難纏的年紀
All Charlotte's ages are difficult. 夏洛特在所有年齡段都很難纏
You never came to Parent & Teacher Night before. 你從沒參加過家長會
I don't see what's so special about this one. 我不懂這個有什麼特別的
Charlotte, you read the invitation. 夏洛特 你看過邀猜函了
"Community begins in the classroom." "社區生活從教室開始"
I am your mother. 我是你們的母親
It is my job to watch over your education. 關心你們的教育是我的職責
There's so little of it left. 說得真漂亮
What took you so long? 為什麼這麼久才想到
Ooh, we're gonna play my favorite game. 我們又要玩我最愛的遊戲了
Who's the worst mother in the world? 誰是全世界最糟的母親
Don't tell me. Let me guess. Who could it be? 別告拆我 讓我猜 會是誰呢
Could it be me? 會是我嗎
All right, you know what? I'll make you a deal. 好吧 我們來談個條件
You stop being a little bitch for let's say an hour or two, 你只要乖順個一兩個小時
and I won't knock the religion of your choice for a week. 我就一周不攻擊你選擇的宗教
Deal. 成交
- Who's that? - That's Mr. Crain. - 那是誰 - 克倫先生
He's my history teacher, and he's very nice. 他是我的歷史老師 而且人很好
- He is an asshole. - You haven't spoken to him yet. - 他是個混球 - 你還沒跟他說過話呢
Charlotte, I don't need to speak to him. 夏洛特 我不用和他說話
He's driving an Edsel, for Chrissake. 他開的是艾索車 拜託
Okay. 好了
We don't have a prayer against... 如果你不讓他參加
Stockton's little league if you don't release him-- 我們就無法打敗史塔克頓少棒隊
Some agendas here and there's some refreshments in, um-- 這兒有議程表 點心在
Uh... Mrs. Flax, hi. 弗拉斯太太
I'm glad you came tonight. 很高興你今晚能來
You have two weeks. I'm asking for one day. 你有兩周 我只要一天
- I'll think about it. - Thanks, Coach. - 我會考慮的 - 謝謝 教練
- Hi, Mr. Landsky. - Hi. - 嗨 蘭斯基先生 - 嗨
How are you? Is your mom here? 你們好 媽媽來了嗎
Yeah. Right over there. 來了 在那邊
I've been meaning to get in touch-- 我一直想和你聯絡
Hi. 嗨
How are you? 你好嗎
Good. Even better now. 很好 現在更好了
- Excuse me. - Sorry. - 抱歉 - 對不起
Any of these yours? 有你的孩子嗎
Oh, no, mine are grown and long gone. 沒有 我的已經長大 早就走了
- Lou, how you doin'? - Hi. Fine. - 路 你好 - 嗨 很好
And where's Mrs. Landsky tonight? 今晚蘭斯基太太在哪裏
She's long gone too. 她也早就走了
Oh, so you're a widower man? 這麼說你是個鰥夫
Oh, no. She's just gone. 不 她只是走了
Oh. 噢
Would you like some punch? 你想喝點雞尾酒嗎
- Sure. - This way. - 當然 - 這邊走
She just up and left one day... 有一天她就那樣走了
right in the middle of vacuuming. 就在打掃地板的時候
She didn't even switch the damn thing off. 連吸塵器都沒有關掉
Is there a Mr. Flax? 有位弗拉斯先生嗎
No. He, too, made a rather sudden and unexpected departure. 沒有 他也突然意外的離家了
Not in the middle of vacuuming? 不是在打掃地板時吧
No, I was in the middle of labor with Charlotte. 不 我正在生夏洛特時
- Yeah? - Yeah, and to add insult to injury, - 是嗎 - 是的 為了讓侮辱成為傷害
the son of a bitch stole my car to leave in. 那個狗娘養的偷走了我的車
- Yeah? - Yeah, - 真的嗎 - 真的
it was a great car: 那是部很棒的車
Red Buick convertible, white sidewall tires. 紅色別克敞篷車 白色輪胎
When I think about it, it still pisses me off. 現在想起來我仍然很生氣
It's kind of obvious it really means a lot to you. 顯然它對你的意義重大
I remember the first time I got behind the wheel of that car. 我記得當我得到那部車時
I thought, "Rachel, this is heaven." 我想 "蕾秋 這有如天堂"
Cars mean freedom. 汽車代表自由
If you hate a place, 如果你厭倦了一個地方
you can get in your car, Poof, you're gone. 你可以上車 發動引擎 然後離開
So your first love was a Buick? 所以你的初戀是部別克車
Yeah, before I met my husband. 對 在我遇見我丈夫之前是的
Big mistake. One of many. 大錯特錯 許多錯誤之一
Are we talking cars or men? 我們是在談論汽車還是男人
I don't know. I've been taken for a ride by both of them. 我不知道 二者都欺騙過我
- Mrs. Flax. - Yes, Mr. Landsky. - 弗拉斯太太 - 蘭斯基先生
I, uh-- 我
I try not to get involved with women... 我試著不在棒球世界盃快開始時
when the World Series is about to start, 和女人有任何牽扯
but, 不過
for you, I'd make an exception. 對你 我要做個例外
- Should I take that as a compliment? - Oh, yes. - 我該把你說的話當做讚美嗎 - 是的
I would really like to know you a whole lot better. 我真的很希望能更多的瞭解你
So call me Lou. 因此 叫我路吧
So, Lou, call me. 那麼 路 來找我吧
How about Sunday? I'm free all day. 週日怎麼樣 我整天都有空
How about breakfast? 來吃早餐怎麼樣
Great. 太好了
I'll bring bagels. 我會帶硬麵包去
- I'll be there. - So will I. - 我會在那裏 - 我也是
You see that woman there? 看見那個女人了嗎
- Yes. - That's my Mom. - 看見了 - 那是我媽
When I grow up, I want to be just like yours. 等我長大後 我要和你媽一模一樣
Mary... You already are. 瑪麗 你已經是了
I'll make real sandwiches; 我會做真正的三明治
Big ones a man can sink his teeth into... 大到一個人可以大嚼
and use both hands to hold. 而且要用兩隻手才能拿住
He's late. 他遲到了
Oh, god, please don't let him forget. 神啊 請別讓他忘記
Be patient, Charlotte. 耐心點 夏洛特
Patient as Saint Bridget, 耐心得像聖布莉吉
lady-in-waiting to Queen Blanche of Namur. 侍候拿模的布蘭姬女王的女士般
It's after 7:00, Charlotte. 已經超過七點了 夏洛特
He's late. 他遲到了
I will not start the day with an argument. 我不想以爭論開始度過這一天
I will tally up my evil thoughts for the week and ignore her. 我要沉溺於邪惡思想中 忽視她
When a man's late, it's time to clear the decks. 當男人遲到 便該準備戰鬥
- No! - What? - 不 - 什麼
Forget it. Never mind. 算了 沒關係
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 別做任何我不會做的事
Or don't do anything I would. 也別做我會做的事
Rachel Flax. 蕾秋·弗拉斯
I want to scream out the window like a maniac, 我想像個瘋子一樣向窗外大叫
"I'm running away with the Caretaker man!" "我正在和管理員私奔"
My speedometer's broken. 我的時速表壞了
I'm trying not to drive too fast. 我盡量別開那麼快
After my Mom, 坐過我媽的車後
nothing seems fast. 怎樣都不算太快
Now my lips are touching his. 現在我的嘴唇碰到他的了
She seems like a nice person. 她似乎是個好人
Oh, yeah... She is... and a wonderful Mom. 是啊 沒錯 而且是個奇妙的母親
Oh, God! 我的天吶
My whole life I never saw anybody treat a bagel this way. 我這輩子從沒見過有人如此處理硬麵包
Where were you raised? 你是在哪裏長大的
Well, believe it or not, 信不信由你
my parents owned a Kosher bakery. 我父母開了家猶太麵包店
Yeah, they made me crazy, of course. 當然了 他們令我抓狂
And the night I ran away from home, 在我逃家那個晚上
I stood in the kitchen, 還站在廚房裏
Cigarette in one hand, ham sandwich in another. 一手拿著煙 一手拿著火腿三明治
Why were you running away? 你為什麼要逃家
I had my High School Diploma, 我拿到了高中文憑
my first paycheck, why would I stay? 又首次領到薪水 何必留下呢
Hi. Bye. 嗨 再見
Wait a minute. 等一下
Katie-- 凱蒂
Bye, Mom. 再見 媽
Bye, honey. 再見 寶貝
Bye. Mr. Landsky. 再見 蘭斯基先生
Bye. 再見
Where did you meet your husband? 你在哪裏遇見你丈夫的
In a writing class. He liked my poems. 在寫作課 他喜歡我的詩
So we moved into a one-room apartment. 於是我們搬進一個單間公寓
It was a dump, but if you stood on a chair... 很破舊 但如果你站在椅子上
you could see Lake Michigan. 可以看見密西根湖
Must have been tough times when he left, 他離開後日子一定不好過
raising the kid on your own. 你要獨自撫養孩子
I coped. 我克服了
Um... 呃
Who was Kate's father? 凱蒂的父親是誰
- Are you always this nosy? - This nosy? - 你總是這麼多管閒事嗎 - 多管閒事
No. Small-town boy. 小鎮男孩
I like to know other people's business. 我喜歡知道別人的事
Do you mind? 你介意嗎
No. When I mind, you'll know I mind. 不會 當我介意時你會知道的
It's kind of obvious. 挺明顯的
So who was he? 那麼他是誰
Well, actually, I never caught his name. 事實上 我不記得他的名字
He came to Saint Louis for a Swim Meet. 他到聖路易參加游泳比賽
And if he won, he was headed for the Olympics. 如果他贏了便能參加奧運
You were on the same team? 你和他同一隊嗎
No, I was the maid in his hotel. 不 我是他住的飯店的女僕
And one night, 有天晚上
I delivered more than his towels. 我送去的不只是毛巾
You're a hell of a woman, Rachel. 你真是個不得了的女人 蕾秋
I know. 我知道
Gosh, it's been a memorable breakfast. 這真是個值得紀念的早餐
I'm glad you liked it. 很高興你喜歡
I didn't say I liked it. I'm never going to forget it. 我沒有說我喜歡 但我永遠難忘
- Oh, I'm sorry. No offense. - No. None taken. - 抱歉 無意冒犯 - 不用掛懷
Uh... 呃
Okay. Uh... 好吧
You, uh-- 你
What you want to do? 你想做什麼
We got all day. 我們有一整天
You want to go out someplace? 你想到哪裏去嗎
Do you want to go out someplace? 你想到哪裏去嗎
Not really. No. 不太想 不要
Do you want to go out someplace? 你想到哪裏去嗎
No, I'm fine. 不想 我很好
So, Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. 喬 跟我說說修道院修女的事
Do they wear underwear in the shower? 她們淋浴時穿內衣嗎
I don't believe I said that. 我不敢相信我會說那種話
You know, I always I'm too embarrassed... 我每次上完體育課
to take a shower after gym. 都不好意思淋浴
Mary O'brien she dances around naked, 瑪麗·歐布萊恩總是裸著身體走動
screaming about her boyfriend's quivering loins. 尖叫著她男友顫動的腰
Shut up, Charlotte. Shut up. 閉嘴 夏洛特 閉嘴
The boat's down there. 船在下面
Please, god, 求求你 神啊
let him throw me on the ground... 讓他將我推在地上
and make another Joey junior. 製造另一個喬伊二世
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. - 你沒事吧 - 我很好 謝謝
I do want to be good and virtuous, 我真的很想遵守規矩 保持美德
but it isn't easy. 但是並不容易
Come on. 走吧
Do you want to bait your own hook or do you want me to do it? 你要自己為魚鉤上餌還是讓我幫你
Mary, Mother of God... He still wants to fish? 聖母瑪利亞 他仍然想著釣魚嗎
What's funny? 什麼事那麼好笑
You're a sexy guy. 你很性感
You have to look surprised when you say that? 你一定要表現的如此訝異嗎
- I am surprised. - Oh. - 我是很訝異 - 噢
Sometimes age has its compensations. 有時年齡有補償作用
I wouldn't go that far. 我可不會說得那麼過分
It's been a while since I've felt this good. 我已經有一陣子不曾如此好過了
Don't spoil it. 別破壞它
- How long? - Too long. - 多久 - 太久了
You haven't been with any other women? 你沒有和別的女人在一起嗎
- No. - You're lying. - 沒有 - 你在說謊
- I am? - Trust me. I know about these things. - 是嗎 - 相信我 我瞭解這種事
- Okay. - Okay, what? - 好吧 - 什麼好吧
- I'm lying. - I don't care. - 我在說謊 - 我不在乎
That's a shame. 那真可惜
Lying's my main thing. 因為說謊是我的拿手本事
I'll miss it. 我會失去它
Look, in my experience-- 聽著 依我的經驗
- Which, we've established, is considerable. - Yes. - 我們共同建立的經驗很可觀 - 對
- Men lie about everything. - But women don't. - 男人事事說謊 - 女人就不會
I don't know about "women," but I don't. 我不知道"其他女人"是否說謊 但我不會
- But from me you expect it. - Absolutely. - 你預感我會說謊 - 絕對如此
When you expect the worse from people, 當你預感他人會做出不好的事時
they usually deliver. 他們通常便會如此
Are you always this aggressive after sex? 你在性愛後總是如此富有攻擊性嗎
You call this aggressive? 你稱這樣是富有攻擊性
Oh, Yeah. Hey, this is fun. 沒錯 真是好玩
Can we do it again next Friday? 我們下週五能再來一次嗎
You don't waste time, do you? 你從不浪費時間 對吧
Life's too short. I'm sorry I got so old before I noticed. 人生苦短 在我注意到前就老了
- I'm never growing old. - Hmm? - 我永遠不會老 - 是嗎
But time catches up. What can you do? 但時光無情 你能怎麼辦
Keep moving. 繼續前進
I had a really good time. 我真的玩得很開心
Yeah, me too. 我也是
Kiss me, Joe. Please, kiss me. 吻我 喬 請你吻我
- Well, good night. - Good night. - 好了 晚安 - 晚安
- Bye. - Bye. - 再見 - 再見
How was your date? 你的約會還好嗎
Uh... Fine. We had a good time. 很好 我們玩得很開心
Great. So did we. 很好 我們也是
I hate when she does that. 我討厭她做那件事
She's trying to break the world record. 她想要打破世界記錄
I can't look. 我看不下去了
If she's not up in ten seconds, call an ambulance. 如果她在十秒鐘內還不出來 就叫救護車
So, when are you gonna see him again? 你什麼時候再和他見面
I don't know. 我不知道
Well, If I were you, Charlotte, I'd go easy. 如果我是你就會放鬆點 夏洛特
I mean I know you're planning a celibate life, 我知道你計劃過獨身生活
but with half my chromosomes, 但有了我的一半染色體
I think that might be tough. 我想可能會很難
Yuck, five seconds off. 可惡 還差五秒
I must stop having impure thoughts about Joe. 我得停止對喬抱有不純潔的念頭
I don't take the bus to school anymore. 我不再搭巴士去上學了
That doesn't seem to help. 但那似乎沒有用
Maybe if I can figure out why I love him, 也許如果我想清楚為什麼會愛他
the sick feeling will go away. 那種難過的感覺就會消失
I love him. 我愛他
He has the most beautiful skin in captivity. 他裹藏住最美麗的皮膚
I love him because he wears moccasins in the Winter, 我愛他 因為他冬天穿平底鞋
even though his feet must feel like blocks of ice. 雖然他的腳一定凍得像冰塊
- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat! - 不給糖就作怪 - 不給糖就作怪
Okay, I'm coming! 好了 我來了
- Anything for Halloween? - Yes. - 有過萬聖節的好東西嗎 - 有
I've got wonderful prizes for you! 我準備了奇妙的禮品
Toothpaste? 牙膏
- Toothpaste! - All right. - 牙膏 - 好了
All right, it's magic toothpaste. 好了 那是神奇牙膏
- Mom-- - It's magic toothpaste. - 媽 - 那是神奇牙膏
Bye. Hey, hey, wait, wait! 再見 等等
Miss Kate, in the house. 凱蒂小姐 進屋去
Come on, Mom. 別這樣 媽
Put your goldfish lips in the house. 把你的金魚嘴留在屋裏
Bye. 再見
- Okay. - Come on, let's do it. - 好了 - 加油 上場吧
Let's go, girls. Come on. Be Winner. 姑娘們 加油 做優勝者
- They're big. - I know, I know. - 他們好健壯 - 我知道
Okay. All right, team! Yeah! 好了 啦啦隊 鼓掌
Come on. Good. 加油 很好
Let's go, girls. Keep good. 加油 姑娘們 努力游
Swimmers' meet! Quiet, please! 游泳比賽 請安靜
Swimmers, on the block. 選手就位
Take your marks. 預備
A regular Esther Williams. 她是個中號的伊瑟·威廉斯
- What do I have? - Mrs. Flax? - 那我有什麼 - 弗拉斯太太
Mrs. Flax? Coach Parker. 弗拉斯太太 我是帕克教練
So nice to meet you. Hi, Lou. 真高興見到你 嗨 路
I don't have to tell you how proud we are of Kate. 我真不知如何形容 我們對凱蒂有多驕傲
You know, I think she has Olympic potential. 我認為她有實力參加奧運
- But I guess that doesn't surprise you. - Not at all. - 但我想你是不會訝異的 - 一點都不
- Does she get it from you? - Not at all. - 她是遺傳自你嗎 - 一點都不
- Nice job, dear. - Thanks, coach. - 做得好 親愛的 - 謝謝 教練
Hi, Mrs. Crain. 嗨 克倫太太
- Bye, coach. - Bye, dear. - 再見 教練 - 再見 親愛的
Lou, I don't know what to say. 路 我不知道該怎麼說
They're terrible. 真是糟透了
Hey, I said painting was my passion. 嘿 我說繪畫是我的摯愛
I didn't say I was good, you know. 但沒說我畫得很好
Hey, girls, you got back me up here. 姑娘們 你們得支持我
Did either of you ever once hear me say to your mother... 你們有誰聽到我對你們的媽媽說過
that I had talent? 我很有才華嗎
- No. - No. - 沒有 - 沒有
I rest my case. Okay? 疑案解決了 好嗎
Now, will you stop being a pain-in-the-ass critic... 現在 你能停止當畫評家
and pose for me? 為我擺姿勢嗎
Yes, but if you make me look like that, you're a dead man. 可以 但如果你把我畫得像那個樣子 你就死定了
- Trust me. - Right. - 相信我 - 那就好
Girls, follow me. 姑娘們 跟我來
Already I feel inspired. 我已經覺得有靈感了
I'll show you where you're sleeping. Ladies? 我帶你們去睡覺的地方 女士們 走吧
Okay? 好嗎
- Yeah. - Yeah. - 好 - 好
Forgive me if I don't linger, girls, 請原諒我不能久留
But when the muse calls, the artist has to jump. 當繆斯女神召喚時 藝術家得立刻行動
- Good night. - Good night. - 晚安 - 晚安
- He's nutso. - Ha. - 他瘋了 - 是啊
I did Sophie from memory. 我憑記憶畫蘇菲亞
I've never worked with a live one before. 以前從沒畫過活生生的人
Huh? 怎麼樣
Now this is fun. 這真有趣
Don't you think this is fun? 你不認為很有趣嗎
Oh, Cleo, baby... 克麗歐 寶貝
That is not very regal. 那樣做不太有皇家氣派
Sometimes I feel like you're the child... 有時我覺得你才是孩子
and I'm the grown-up. 而我是成人
I can't ever imagine being inside you. 我無法想像呆在你體內的樣子
I can't imagine being anywhere you'd let me hang around... 我無法想像你會讓我呆在那裏
for nine straight months. 呆上九個月
What's wrong with this picture? 這個廚房怎麼啦
Compliments of Mrs. Landsky. 拜蘭斯基太太所踢
It seems she's frozen Lou's meals for the next decade. 她害得路十年來都得吃冷凍食品
Good morning. 早安
- Good morning. - Good morning. - 早安 - 早安
What a good morning. 多棒的早晨
- This is for you. - Thank you. - 這是給你的 - 謝謝
How did you sleep, Charlotte? 睡得好嗎 夏洛特
Did you weather the storm? 被暴風雨嚇到了嗎
Yeah. Fine, thanks. 是啊 還好 謝謝
This is how you normally eat breakfast together? 你們通常就這樣吃早餐嗎
Yeah. 是啊
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - 嗯 - 嗯
Oh. 噢
The time is Autumn, 1621. 時間是一六二一年秋天
The place is Plymouth Plantation: 地點是普利茅茲農業耕地
An English colony in Massachusetts. 一個位於麻薩諸塞的英國殖民地
This is a harvest feast; a thanksgiving. 這是個收穫季 感恩的日子
To share the harvest, 為了分享他們的豐收成果
the Englishmen have invited their friends, the Indians, 英國人邀猜他們的朋友與鄰居 印地安人
Oh, God. 天吶
For games and contests of skill. 參加遊戲和技藝比賽
Oh, dear God. 上帝啊
- What is it? Marsha? - What happened? - 怎麼了 瑪莎 - 出什麼事了
- The President's been shot! - What? - 總統遇刺了 - 什麼
The President's been shot! 總統遇刺了
- I can't believe that! - Benny, turn that off! - 我無法相信 - 本尼 把它關掉
Listen. Listen. 仔細聽
Governor Connally was shot in the upper left chest. 康鈉利州長的左胸上方被擊中
The first unconfirmed reports say... 而尚未證實的最初報告是
The President was hit in the head. 總統的頭部被擊中
That's an unconfirmed report 據尚未證實的報告
that the President was hit in the head. 總統的頭部被擊中
The President's wife, Jackie Kennedy, was not hurt. 總統夫人傑奎琳·肯尼迪沒有受傷
She walked into the hospital at her husband's stretcher side. 她跟著丈夫一起進入醫院
A Dallas newsman, Mel Couch, 達拉斯記者梅爾·考奇
said he was riding behind the President in the parade. 遊行時坐在距總統不遠的車上
He said, after the shots were fired, 他說在槍聲響起後
he happened to look up at the fifth or sixth floor... 他抬頭看德州票據保管大樓的
of the Texas book depository. 第五或第六層樓
he said he saw the rifle being pulled back in. 他說他看見來福槍被抽回去
I want my father. 我想我父親
Please, god, 求求你 神啊
I want to speak to my father. 我要和我父親說話
Tell us exactly what you saw, sir. 請告拆我們你看見了什麼 先生
He was coming down the street... 他正從街那頭過來
and my five-year-old boy and myself... 我那五歲大的兒子和我
were by ourselves on the grass there on Palmer street. 正站在帕瑪街的草地上
I waved and the man-- the man-- 我揮手 那個人 那個人
It's all right, sir. You waved at him. 沒關係 先生 繼續說
As he was waving back, the shot rang out... 在他揮手時 槍聲響起
and he slumped down in his seat... 他猛然跌在座位上
and his wife reached up toward him as he was slumping down... 他太太在他跌下時伸手扶他
and the second shot went off and it just knocked him down. 接著第二槍響起 將他擊倒
- Two shots? - Two shots. - 有兩槍嗎 - 兩槍
Did you see the man, who did it? 你看見下手的人了嗎
No, sir, I did not see the man. I... 沒有 我沒有看見 我
I'm sorry I can't help you more, 我很抱歉我無法幫更多的忙
but I-I won't forget it. 但是我不會忘記
Excuse me, Jack. 抱歉 傑克
Here is a flash from the associated press, Dateline Dallas. 這是達拉斯媒體的快報
Two priests who were with President Kennedy... 他們找到陪著總統的兩位神父
say he is dead of bullet wounds. 說他已經因傷死亡
There is no further confirmation, 此事尚未進一步求證
but this is what we have on a flash basis from the associated press. 但這是我們得到的最新情報
The pair of men have just administered... 我們見到了為肯尼迪總統
the last rites of the catholic church to President Kennedy. 施行最後儀式的兩名天主教神父
President Kennedy has been assassinated. 肯尼迪總統被暗殺
It's official now. The President is dead. 官方證實 總統已經死亡
Women here in shock; some have fainted. 這裏的婦女受到驚嚇 有些人暈倒了
Two secret service men standing by the emergency room, 兩名便衣特工站在急救室外
tears streaming down their face. 眼淚流下雙頰
There's only one word to describe the picture here, 只有一個詞語能形容這裏的景象
and that's grief, and much of it. 那就是悲傷 無盡的悲傷
As of just a few moments ago, 剛剛得到證實
the President of the United States is dead. 美國總統已經死亡
It feels like there isn't a single adult left... 感覺好像整個星球上
on the entire planet. 連一個大人都不剩
Oh, God, what were you doing? 神啊 你在做什麼
How could you let this happen? 你怎麼能讓這種事發生
I miss my father. 我想念我父親
I wonder if he's watching television. 不知道他是否看到電視了
Maybe he's in the jungles of Brazil... 也許他正在巴西雨林裏
and doesn't even know what's happened. 甚至不知道發生了什麼事
The old man who did this job before me-- 在我之前做這份工作的老人
He had Indian ways. 他有印地安人的風格
He could stand so quiet, 他能站立得非常安靜
his heels together, like a little dancer. 雙踝合併 就像舞者
The world's gone crazy. 這個世界瘋了
I know. I know. 我知道 我知道
I know. 我知道
Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. 我們在天堂的父 無比神聖
Thy kingdom come, 你的王國來臨
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 他們將如在天堂一樣降臨人間
Give us this day our daily bread... 賜予我們每日的食物
and forgive us our trespasses, 並原諒我們的罪孽
as we forgive those who trespass against us. 一如我們原諒他人的罪孽
And lead us not into temptation, 別讓我們被誘惑引入歧途
but deliver us from evil. Amen. 讓我們遠離邪惡 阿門
In 1990, 到一九九零年
the Age of Space will be entering its second phase, 太空時代將進入第二階段
and our hopes in it to preserve the peace, 我們希望那能用來維持和平
to make sure that in this great new sea, 以確定在這片遼闊的新海域中
as on earth, 如同在地球上
The United States is second to none. 美國依然領袖群倫
Everyone's crying about the President. 大家都在為總統哭泣
I've turned into a fallen woman overnight, 我卻在一夜之間變成墮落的女人
and no one can tell. 而且沒人知道
I've been as bad as I can be. 我壞得無以復加
I should be burned at the stake. 我該燒死在木椿上
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, 祝福我 天父啊 因為我有罪
and in a holy place. 而且是在神聖之地犯的
I kissed him. 我吻了他
I will starve myself... 我要挨餓
until I purge every sinful thought about Joe Peretti from my soul. 直到我的靈魂淨化對喬·普列提的罪惡念頭為止
the sins of the saints never go unpunished. 聖人的罪孽從未不經懲罰便得到寬恕
Joan of Arc got burned at the stake. 聖女貞德在木椿上被燒死
Okay, so what are you going to do to me, Lord? 好吧 那你要如何懲罰我 天主
Flagellation? Mutilation? 鞭打 截肢
I bumped into Mr. Crain on the way, 我在路上遇到克倫先生
leaving Sammy's house. 他正要離開山米家
- That old witch woman? - Yeah. - 那個女巫的家嗎 - 是的
Charlotte, dinner. 夏洛特 吃晚飯
Well, you think about it, get back to me. 你考慮一下再告訴我
He's wanted a baby real bad. 他非常想要個孩子
I guess he's trying one of her love potions. 我想他在嘗試用她的配方
Wish I had trouble conceiving. 但願我也有受孕的困擾
I can get pregnant if i hang my clothes next to a man's suit. 我把外套掛在男人的西裝旁都會懷孕
Oh, Lord, no. Anything but that. 主啊 不 除了那件事什麼都可以
No more fasting. You're driving me crazy. 不准再節食 你快讓我瘋了
I'm pregnant. Lord, how could you do this to me? 我懷孕了 主啊 你怎麼能如此對我
- How could you be so strict? - Are you okay? - 你怎麼能如此苛刻 - 你沒事吧
All right, eat and get some rest, 好吧 吃完休息一下
and we'll just talk about this tomorrow. 我們明天再談此事
Mary didn't even kiss Joseph... 瑪麗甚至從沒吻過約瑟
and look what happened to her. 看她碰上了什麼事
Oh, Lord, what have I done? 主啊 我做了什麼事
Can I talk to you? 我能和你談談嗎
Sure. 當然
Well? 什麼事
Hello? 哈囉
Is anybody there? 有人在嗎
Just give me a second. I'm trying, Mom. 給我一秒鐘 我正在努力 媽
- What? - I want to tell you. - 什麼事 - 我想告訴你
What? 什麼事
I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah. 我也許懷著猶太意大利籍救世主
- What? - Nothing. - 什麼事 - 沒什麼
Charlotte, what in the hell is the matter with you? 夏洛特 你到底是怎麼回事
What is happening in your brain when you just sit there, 你坐在這裏 既不動也不說話
not moving, not speaking? 你到底在想什麼
What? 是什麼
What? What? 到底是什麼
Dad, you're the only person who can help, 爸 你是唯一幫得上忙的人
and you're never here. 但是你卻從不在我身邊
Where are you? 你在哪裏
Joe doesn't know where she is. 喬不知道她在哪裏
We better get back. 我們最好快回去
So, she's angry, that's okay. 她在生氣 那沒關係
Blowing off steam-- that's okay. 借此發洩 那也沒關係
But taking my car-- that's not okay. 但開走我的車 那就有關係
That's going way too far. 那實在是太過份了
Did she ever talk to you about anything bothering her? 她和你談過困擾她的事嗎
Lou, I'm her mother. 路 我是她媽
If something bothers her, 如果她有困擾的事
I'm the last person she's gonna talk to. 最不可能傾訴的對象就是我
She's a teenager, for Christ's sake. 拜託 她是個青少年
I'm amazed she talks at all. 我懷疑她根本不會說出來
Where in the hell can she be? 她到底會在哪裏
♪ 前進 基督教戰士 ♪ ♪ Onward Christian soldiers ♪
I want to lead a violent and exciting life! 我要過暴力刺激的生活
『歡迎光臨康涅迪克』
Excuse me, sir. I was out for a spin, 抱歉 先生 我出來兜風
and I seem to be having engine trouble. 似乎碰到了引擎上的問題
- Who is it? - It's all right. It's just a young girl. - 是誰啊 - 沒事 只是個年輕姑娘
I'm a shepherd who has lost my flock. 我是個失去羊群的牧羊人
Your folks know where you are? 你父母知道你在哪裏嗎
Oh, yeah, they know exactly where I am. 是的 他們知道我在哪裏
Especially my dad. He's that kind of guy. 尤其是我爸 他就是那種人
Charlotte, you're talking like a crazy person. 夏洛特 你說話的樣子像個瘋子
Lou, I'm glad that you're here, 路 我很高興你能過來
but I don't need you to stay. 但我真的不需要你留下來
I'll always be here for you. 我會永遠在此支持你
Okay, I won't always be here for you. 好吧 我不會永遠在此支持你
Just sometimes, 只是有時候
if I feel like it or I happen to be in the neighborhood. 我想這麼做或正好在附近時
Is that better? 好點了嗎
I know she's doing this to turn my hair white. 她這麼做是故意讓我的頭髮變白
She's doing this because she has a problem, 她這麼做是因為她有困擾
and she's probably too frightened to talk to you. 而她也許害怕跟你談心
Why would she be frightened? 她為什麼要害怕
Rachel, you can be a little abrasive! 蕾秋 你可能會有點攻擊性
Shit, even I'm scared to talk to you sometimes. 該死 有時我都害怕和你談話
She's a kid! Lighten up! Don't ride her too hard! 她是個孩子 輕鬆點 別太嚴厲
I don't need a lecture on parenting from you! 我不需要你來教我如何管教孩子
Okay, that's it. When she comes, I'm leaving. 好 就這樣 她回來後我就離開
And you wonder why she runs away from problems? 那你還奇怪她為什麼逃避問題
Will you listen to yourself? 聽聽你自己的話
- Are we having a fight? - Yeah! - 我們要吵架嗎 - 對
- Why? - It relieves the tension! - 為什麼 - 可以疏解壓力
Yeah? 是嗎
Well-- 呃
The Discotheques, which are nightclubs, 迪斯科舞廳是種夜總會
have been very well-known... 非常出名
and popular now for years in Europe and South America. 已經在歐洲與南美流行數年
Paris, for example, has about 100 of them. 光是巴黎便有近百家
You're look at the frug, 你現在看到的是扭擺舞
a combination twist, Patty-Cake and Hitchhike. 是拍手舞與搭便車手勢的混合體
That's Killer Joe, 那是殺手喬
society's favorite dancing teacher. 最受歡迎的舞蹈教師
Killer Joe is also available, he told us, as a party stimulator. 殺手喬自稱他還是個派對鼓勵者
- You like pancakes? - Yeah. - 喜歡煎餅嗎 - 喜歡
- Here you are. - Thank you. - 給你 - 謝謝
A real, live father... 一個真正的 活生生的父親
living in the same house as his wife and kids. 和他的妻子兒女住在同一所房子裏
They're perfect. This is like television. 他們真完美 就像電視上演的
Thanks. 謝謝
Maybe they'll adopt me. 也許他們會收養我
Do you like bacon? 喜歡培根嗎
Oh, yeah. 喜歡
- How about sausage? - Mmm. - 還有香腸 - 嗯
- Toast? - I love toast. - 烤土司 - 我喜歡烤土司
Thanks. 謝謝
- What's your name? - Sal. - 你叫什麼名字 - 莎兒
How could you lie to them? They're being so nice to you. 你怎麼能騙他們 他們對你那麼好
Sal what, dear? 莎兒什麼 親愛的
Val. Sal Val. 華爾 莎兒·華爾
Uh-oh. 啊噢
My parents, they love rhymes. 我父母喜歡押韻
We stay up late every night trying to think of new ones. 我們每晚熬夜 企圖想出新的
Me, Mom, Dad, Sis and my big brother... 我 媽 爸 姐和我大哥
Al. 艾爾
Hello? 喂
Yeah. 是
She's all right. She's in New Haven. 她沒事 她在鈕海芬
Could you give me that address again, please? 你能再說一次地址嗎
When I was little, we lived in Brazil... 小時候我們住在巴西
and we owned this big diamond mine. 我們有一個很大的鑽石礦廠
My father would dance with me all the time. 我父親經常和我跳舞
We would just dance and dance and dance... 我們就在叢林中央
right in the middle of the jungle. 不停地跳舞
Me and my sister-- 我和我姐姐
she has these beautiful, long red curls, and she likes to... 她有一頭漂亮的紅色長卷髮
- wear this jewelled crown thing on her head. - Excuse me. - 她喜歡在頭上戴著珠寶 - 抱歉
We would make this pear wine. 我們常做一種梨子酒
We would take the bottles and hang them from branches... 我們會裝瓶 然後吊在樹枝上
and write on them with diamond dust. 我們會用鑽石粉末在上面寫字
Charlotte? 夏洛特
Bye. 再見
- Bye, dear. - Bye. - 再見 親愛的 - 再見
Bye, Val. 再見 華爾
- Bye. - Bye. - 再見 - 再見
Bye, dear. 再見 親愛的
Do you have the slightest idea what you've just put me through? 你知道我有多擔心嗎
I thought you were kidnapped. 我以為你被綁架了
I thought you were dead. 以為你死了
I thought you were laying by the road someplace, 我以為你被扔在馬路邊
chopped into a million pieces. 屍體被剁成了碎片
Go to your room! 回你房間去
I can't talk to you right now. 現在我無法和你說話
If I talk to you right now, I'll kill you. 如果我現在跟你說話 一定會殺了你
Okay. 好了
I've had a little scotch. 我喝了一點威士忌
I'm real calm. 我很平靜
So, tell me, Charlotte... 因此 告訴我 夏洛特
What's going on? 怎麼回事
You don't get it, Mom. 你不懂 媽
I think I'm pregnant. 我想我懷孕了
It may be the Lord's child. 也許是主的孩子
Are you trying to make me crazy? 你想讓我發瘋嗎
You wouldn't understand. 你不會瞭解的
You don't believe in religion. You don't believe in anything. 你又不相信宗教 你什麼都不相信
Why were you running? 你為什麼逃避
Running away doesn't solve anything. 逃避無法解決問題
I'm a grown-up. I don't run away. 我是成人 我不逃避
I move on. 我向前進
Look, if something is bothering you, 聽著 如果你有任何困擾
tell me what it is. Maybe I can help you. 告訴我是什麼事 也許我能幫忙
How bad can it be? 情況能有多糟
Look, I'm really tired. I just want to go to sleep, okay? 我真的累了 我只想睡覺 好嗎
Let me tell you something, Charlotte. 讓我告訴你一件事 夏洛特
Sometimes being the mother really stinks. 有時做母親真的很辛苦
I don't always know what I'm doing. 我並不是隨時都能確定自己在做什麼
It's not like you and your sister came with a book of instructions. 你和你妹妹出生時沒帶著說明書
If I can help you, tell me. 如果我能幫忙 告訴我
I'll give it my best shot, 我會盡最大的能力
but that's all I can do. 但那是我唯一能做的事
Where's Charlotte? 夏洛特呢
She's in her room, somewhere in mars. 在她房裏 在火星上某處
- What did she tell you? - Nothing. - 她跟你說了些什麼 - 什麼也沒說
Maybe her school counselor-- 也許她學校的指導老師
What? Mrs. Crain? Are you kidding me? 什麼 克倫太太嗎 你在開玩笑
That woman couldn't find her ass with both hands. 那個女人用兩隻手都找不到屁股
Has she ever done anything this strange before? 她以前做過奇怪的事嗎
She did get sent home from school one time before... 有一次她的確被學校送回家
for licking chalk off a blackboard. 因為她舔黑板上的粉筆字
God, her tongue was yellow for a week. 天吶 她的舌頭黃了一周
What did she do that for? 她為什麼那樣做
I don't know. She read in some book... 不知道 她在一本書上看過
that some saint had a vision after licking a wall. 某個聖人在舔過牆壁後有了幻覺
- Mm-hmm. - The teacher sent home a note that said... - 噢 - 老師送夏洛特回家時附著紙條
she thought charlotte had psychological problems. 說她認為夏洛特有心理問題
- What did you do? - We moved. - 你怎麼處理的 - 我們搬家
Oh. 噢
- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨
I heard you ran away. You okay? 聽說你離家出走了 沒事吧
Yeah. 沒事
You want to talk about it? 你想談談嗎
It's kind of complicated. 有點複雜
Okay. 好吧
I was worried. 我很擔心
Joe, tell me about your girlfriend. 喬 跟我說說你女朋友的事
My girlfriend? 我女朋友
There's nothing to tell. 沒什麼好說的
Did you love her? 你愛她嗎
Yes, I did. 是的 我愛
But her family moved away, 但她們全家都搬走了
and I never got a chance to see her again. 從此我就沒有機會再見到她
People in town talk as if something happened between us, 鎮上的人說我們之間好像發生了什麼事
but it didn't. 但是 並非如此
Joe, do you like babies? 喬 你喜歡孩子嗎
"Babies"? "孩子"
Sure. I love babies. 當然 我愛孩子
Someday I hope to have a whole bunch of them. 希望將來我有一大堆孩子
Joan Ark? 瓊安·亞克 （與聖女貞德諧音）
Hello. I'm Dr. Reynolds. 你好 我是雷諾大夫
How do you do? You konw, Actually, I just-- - 你好 你知道 事實上 我
First time here? 第一次來嗎
- Yeah, I just had a question. - How's school? - 對 我只是有個問題 - 學校好嗎
It's great. I wish we had it on weekends. 很好 真希望週末都能上課
How old are you, Joan? 你幾歲了 瓊安
What? Uh... 18. 什麼 呃 十八歲
Is everything okay? 一切都正常吧
Is there anything inside me? 我的肚子裏有什麼東西嗎
Just get dressed and come into my office. 穿上衣服到我的辦公室來
Well, uh-- 呃
『女性生育手冊』
Joan, 瓊安
has your mother ever talked to you about sex? 你母親跟你談過性嗎
Please, God, I want to die. 神啊 我不想活了
Yeah, all the time. 有啊 經常談
So you know how babies are conceived? 因此你知道嬰兒是怎麼來的啦
Oh, yeah. 是的
We talk about everything. She's a wonderful mother. 我們無所不談 她是個好媽媽
Then why did you think you were pregnant? 那你怎麼會以為你懷孕了呢
You're still a virgin. 你還是個處女
I want to die now, right now. 我現在就不想活了
Okay, so it's crazy to think one kiss could get you pregnant, 好吧 以為接吻就會懷孕是很瘋狂
But how would I know? 但我怎麼知道
What about the Virgin Mary? 那處女瑪麗又怎麼說
And look at St. Perpetua. 再看看聖波派翠亞
She got transformed into a man and then fought with the devil... 她變成男人 和魔鬼作戰
and walked on his head. Weird things happen. 並且倒立著用頭走路 怪事發生過
Hi. 嗨
- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨
How are you? 你好嗎
Can you do me a favor? 能幫我一個忙嗎
I need to go to Boston on this jerk errand for my boss. 我得幫我的混球老闆跑趟波士頓
Could you give the girls dinner? 你能幫姑娘們料理晚餐嗎
Yes! I got a great pot roast in the freezer... 能 我的冰箱裏有一鍋烤牛肉
that Sophia left. Sound good? 是蘇菲亞留下來的 怎麼樣
Anything that's hot... 對我而言 任何溫熱
and not shaped like a star sounds good to me. 而且不是星型的東西都很好
Very funny. You know what? 非常好笑 知道嗎
Your mouth is starting to sound like your sister's, 你的嘴越來越像你姐姐
and I'm not pleased. 這一點我不太高興
The Crain's are having a party for New Year. 克倫家要舉行新年舞會
- Did you get an invitation? - Mm-hmm. - 你收到邀請函了嗎 - 嗯哼
I'm going. Will you be there? 我要去 你會去嗎
Lou, it's a goddamn costume party. 路 那是個化裝舞會
What do you think? 你說呢
Go. 去吧
As what? 扮成什麼
A goldfish. 金魚
You're a big help. 你可真會幫忙
Charlotte? 夏洛特
As always, it was a pleasure. 與往常一樣 和你聊天真愉快
- Where is everybody? - In here! - 大家都去哪裏啦 - 在裏面
Where's here? What is here? 裏面是哪裏 這是什麼
Hey, you guys, what's going on in here? 嘿 大夥兒好 這裏是怎麼回事
My young friend, Esther Williams, 我的年輕朋友 伊瑟·威廉斯
wanted to know what it would feel like to sleep at the bottom of the ocean. 想知道睡在海底是什麼感覺
Her wish being my command, 她的願望就是我的使命
presto! 變
Wall-to-wall ocean. 一整片海洋
You're certifiable. You know that, don't you? 你可真有本事 你知道吧
If that's true, 如果是那樣
I'm hanging around with the right family. 那也是因為我跟合適的家庭混在一起
- Let's show her. - Yeah. - 我們給她看看 - 好
You want to do it? - Yeah. - 你要開動嗎 - 是的
Oh, my gosh. 我的天吶
Oh, that is so neat. 噢 真是精緻
It's beautiful. 太美了
how's that? Sitting on the bottom of the ocean. 怎麼樣 坐在海底的感覺很棒吧
- Flying fish and everything. - Yeah. - 有飛魚和一切 - 對
- Wow. - It's good. - 哇哦 - 真漂亮
- Dinner! - Dinner! - 晚餐 - 晚餐
Let's eat. I'm so hungry. 我們去吃飯 我好餓
You did all of that in one evening... 你晚上做完那些事
and managed to cook dinner? 還能抽空做晚餐嗎
Charlotte we have to thank for the dinner. 晚餐得感謝夏洛特
A feast to put Sophia to shame. 一頓會使蘇菲亞羞愧的盛宴
Where did you learn how to do this? 你在哪裏學會做這些事的
Home Economics. 家政課
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, 如果用食物能抓住男人的心
I guess there's hope for you yet, Charlotte. 看來你很有希望 夏洛特
Personally, I've never found that to be true. 當然啦 我一向不認為那是事實
- Mom. - Yeah? - 媽 - 什麼事
- What do men care about? - Astroturf. - 男人在乎什麼 - 人工草皮
According to Lou, 根據路的說法
it's going to ruin baseball, 它會毀了棒球
not to mention the whole civilized world we know it. 更別提我們的文明世界了
So if you ever want to have a boyfriend, 因此 如果你要交個男朋友
I suggest you start caring about it too. 我建議你也開始關心它
- Mom? - Yeah? - 媽 - 什麼事
Why don't you marry Lou... 你為什麼不嫁給路呢
so he can be our Dad? 他可以當我們的爸爸
We already have one, Katie. 我們已經有一個了 凱蒂
Well, I've never seen him, 可是我從沒見過他
and he wouldn't make me an ocean. 而且他不會幫我做海洋
- Can we sleep over? - No. - 我們可以在這裏過夜嗎 - 不行
- Please? - No! - 拜託 - 不行
- Please? - All right, I'll think about it. - 拜託 - 好吧 我考慮一下
Actually, you're supposed to have two forks. 應該要有兩把叉子
Why do you need two? 為什麼要用兩把叉子
You know what we did if we used the wrong fork or spoon when I was a kid? 知道我小時候用錯刀叉會怎樣嗎
What? 怎樣
We had to go stick them in the ground, 我們得到後院把它們插在土裏
even if the ground was frozen solid. 即使泥土凍硬了都一樣
We used to call it the hardware garden. 我們稱它為五金花園
- Can you believe that? - That's nothing. - 你能相信嗎 - 那不算什麼
A kid in school had an uncle who died... 學校裏有個孩子的叔叔死了
and got burnt up and sprinkled in a garden. 火化後灑在花園裏
That's nothing. 那不算什麼
St. Margaret of Antioch, she lived as a shepherdess... 安提亞克的聖瑪格麗特過著牧羊生活
and she got eaten by this dragon, and it burst. 她被龍吃掉了 結果龍的肚子破裂了
When I die, I want to be sprinkled in the ocean. 我死後 骨灰要灑在海裏
I don't care if a whale eats me. 我不在乎鯨魚是否會吃掉我
I can live inside a whale like Jonah, 我可以像約拿一樣 住在鯨魚肚子裏
- with the Angel Guard. - Girls-- - 因為有天使護衛 - 姑娘們
What if you got a whale doesn't had a living room inside... 萬一那只鯨魚的肚子裏沒有起居室呢
and you end up in someone's tuna fish sandwich? 而你變成咸魚三明治怎麼辦
Who are these people? 這些人是誰
Once a man came to dinner and took his shirt off at the table... 有一次 一個人在餐桌上脫下襯衫
like we were running a nudist colony. 就跟赤身裸體差不多
Oh, I remember him. 我記得
He was the one who kept yanking quarters out of your ears. 他一直從你的耳朵裏拿出銅板
Why did he take his shirt off? 他為什麼要脫掉襯衫
I think he didn't want to spill his dinner on it or something. 我想他是不希望吃飯時把襯衫弄髒
Can pass over Cranberry Sauce? 能遞紅莓醬給我嗎
- Who wants some chicken? - What's happening here? - 誰要雞肉 - 這是怎麼回事
What usually happens when families sit down to a civilized meal together. 當家人坐下來文明進餐時會怎樣
They talk. 他們交談
- Cranberry Sauce? - Yes, please. - 紅莓醬 - 好的 謝謝
Who wants some chicken? 誰要雞肉
- I do. - I'd love some! - 我要 - 我很想要
Wait. 等等
I never said you could do this. 我從沒說過你能做這件事
- Do what? - Let Kate get so attached. - 什麼事 - 讓凱蒂那麼依賴你
That's so terrible? 那樣做有那麼糟嗎
Yeah, this is not your family. 是的 這不是你的家庭
If you want to get closer to me, dial direct, 如果你想和我更親近 直接找我
But don't do it through my kids. 但別利用我的孩子
Never in my life have I wanted to hit a woman... 我這輩子從未像現在這樣
the way I want to hit you right now. 如此想要揍一個女人
When you are wrong... 當你犯錯時
you are so wrong, it's scary. 實在是錯得離譜 那很可怕
Your whole life, 你這輩子
you never did something for no reason... 從沒做過不問原因
except to make somebody happy? 只想讓某個人快樂的事嗎
What is it you want from me? 你到底要我怎樣
A little trust would be nice! 一點信任就很不錯了
And if you care about us, would it kill you to show it? 如果你在乎我們 為什麼不表現出來
What do you mean, "us"? 你說"我們"是什麼意思
Since when did you and my children become "us"? 你什麼時候和我的孩子變成"我們"了
You're just you, Lou. Okay? 你只是你 路 好嗎
Me and the girls-- that's us. 我和孩子們 那才是我們
I was talking about you and me. 我指的是你和我
Mom, if you don't come out soon, it's gonna be new year's day! 媽 你再不出來 就要新年了
You're gonna miss the party. 你會錯過派對的
All right. I'm almost ready. Here's a little something. 好了 我快好了 看看這是什麼
- Ooh, an arm. - This year, Mom! - 一隻手臂 - 快過年了 媽
- Come on. - All right, all right. Here's a little more. - 快點 - 好了 再來一點
All right. Are you ready? 準備好了嗎
- Come on! - Come on, Mom! - 快出來 - 快出來 媽
All right. One, two, three! Here I am! 好了 一 二 三 我來了
- You're a Mermaid! - No, I'm a Lumberjack. - 你是美人魚 - 不 我是伐木工
- I'm a Car Salesman. - Your beautiful tail! - 我是汽車推銷員 - 多美的尾巴
Thank you. what you think? 謝謝 你們覺得怎樣
If I would have had this costume when you guys were little, 如果在你們小時候我要打扮成這樣
I would have done my ironing and all your diapers in it. 只要用別針和尿布就行了
- Oh, my God! Wait a minute! - Is this the Mermaid bus? - 我的天吶 等等 - 這是美人魚巴士嗎
All right, I can tell by my Mermaid watch... 好了 我可以由我的美人魚手錶
it's time to get into my Mermaid car... 看出我該駕駛美人魚車
and hit the Mermaid road! 開上美人魚路了
And get the Mermaid out of here. 並將這個美人魚拉出去
All right. You get my Mermaid coat... 好了 你去拿我的美人魚外套
and you get my Mermaid keys. 你去拿我的美人魚鑰匙
Oh, my God. 我的天吶
Oh, I was hoping I would be fresh for the party. 只希望我在宴會時能一新耳目
- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Mom. - 再見 媽 - 再見 媽
- Have fun. Bye! - Good-bye! - 好好玩 再見 - 再見
- Have a good time! - I will! - 玩得開心點 - 我會的
Bye, Miss Mermaid! 再見 美人魚小姐
Good-bye, Miss junior Mermaids! I will! 再見 美人魚二世 我會的
- Hi, Mary. How are you? - Hi, George. - 嗨 瑪麗 你好 - 嗨 喬治
Thank you. 謝謝
Where's that handsome Hunk of a husband of yours, huh? 你那個英俊的匈奴丈夫呢
Out front, talking baseball. 在前面聊棒球
He just bet 20 bucks... 他用二十美元賭他們舉不出
they couldn't name three players that batted over .400. 打擊率四成以上的三名球員
Hey! Buzz! I'll be right back. 巴茲 我馬上回來
Ty Cobb, Joe Jackson, Nap Lajoie! 泰·卡伯 喬·傑克森 鈉普拉·喬伊
You owe me 20 bucks! 你欠我二十塊
The last day ever of this year. 最後一天 今年最後的一天
You want to make some resolutions? 你要做個決定嗎
What are resolutions? 什麼是決定
They're sort of like wishes. 有點像是願望
I wish I could swim forever. 我希望我能永遠遊泳
I wish I had known Anne Frank. 我希望我能認識安妮·法蘭克
And that I didn't lust after Joe so much. 以及別那麼渴望喬
Oh, put that right here. Boy, can we use that. 放在這裏 馬上就會用到
Why don't you stick around and have a drink? It's almost midnight. 我要你留下來喝一杯 快午夜了
Oh. Sorry. 抱歉
- Hi, handsome. - Hi, Carrie. - 嗨 帥哥 - 嗨 凱莉
Nice Caretaker's costume. 很棒的管理員服裝
Hi, Joe. 嗨 喬
- Hi, Mrs. Flax. You look nice. - Thanks. - 嗨 弗拉斯太太 很漂亮 - 謝謝
- Mrs. Flax. - Yeah? - 弗拉斯太太 - 什麼事
- I think it's time you and I had a little dance. - Okay. - 我想你該和我跳支舞了 - 好的
Little Bo Peep. 小躲貓貓
- Honey, can you help us with these? - Yes. - 親愛的 能幫忙嗎 - 可以
- All right, now spin me. - Yeah, okay. - 好了 現在帶我旋轉 - 好的
- Watch my tail. - Yeah. I'm sorry. - 小心我的尾巴 - 好的 對不起
I'm on pins and needles. Did you win the $20? 我的服裝很簡陋 你贏得二十美元了嗎
What do you think? I'm planning a pilgrimage. 當然了 我正計劃做朝聖之旅
- Lourdes? - No, Cooperstown. - 洛德嗎 - 不是 康伯斯鎮
- Ask me why. - No. - 問我為什麼 - 不要
- I'm gonna tell you anyway. - Yeah, I thought you would. - 反正我還是會告訴你 - 我想也是
Yeah. 沒錯
The baseball hall of fame. 是棒球名人館
Before I bite the dust, 在我化為塵土前
there's three things that I want from life: 我要完成三件事
To touch Lou Gehrig's glove, 摸到路·蓋瑞格的手套
To be in Florida for Spring Training... 到佛羅里達看春季訓練
and to take you with me on both trips. 兩趟旅程都帶你去
Two out of three, that's not bad. 三個完成兩個 還不錯
All right, ask me in a couple of months. 好吧 過幾個月再邀我
- You mean if you're still here. - Exactly. - 你是說 如果你還在這裏的話 - 正是
Two minutes, everybody! 還有兩分鐘 各位
Get some champagne! 去拿香檳吧
Turn up the TV! 打開電視
Streamers? Does everybody have a streamer? 綵帶 誰想要綵帶
What are we gonna do, Rachel? 我們之間怎麼辦 蕾秋
- About what, Lou? - This relationship. - 關於什麼事 路 - 這份感情
- What's the matter with this relationship? - It's stuck. - 這份感情怎麼了 - 它卡住了
It has to move or it has to end. 它必須前進或結束
It can't just stay the same. 不能維持現狀
You know, Lou, ultimatums don't sit really well with me. 路 最後通牒對我不起作用
- Noisemakers? - Thank you, Carrie. - 笛子 - 謝謝 凱莉
- Lou? - No, thank you. - 路 你呢 - 不 謝謝
What would you say if I asked you to marry me? 如果我向你求婚 你會怎麼說
First, I'd remind you that you're still married, 首先 我要提醒你 你仍是有婦之夫
and then I'd probably write... from New Mexico. 其次 我也許會搬到新墨西哥
Live with me. 和我一起生活
No. 不行
Ten, Nine, Eight, 十 九 八
Seven, Six, 七 六
Five, Four, 五 四
Three, Two, One! 三 二 一
Happy New Year 1964! 新年快樂 一九六四年
So far, 到目前為止
1964's a big drag. 一九六四年還蠻沉悶的
Are you coming home with me? 你要跟我回家嗎
Another night. 改天吧
Happy New Year. 新年快樂
Happy New Year, everybody, 新年快樂 朋友們
A Very Happy New Year. 祝您新年快樂
- Hey, Joe! - Yeah? - 嘿 喬 - 怎麼啦
I think my car's dead. 我想我的車發不動了
You think so? 是嗎
- Can you help me? - Yeah, sure. - 你能幫我嗎 - 當然可以
Good. 太好了
Thanks for the ride, Joe. 謝謝你讓我搭便車 喬
Sure. You bet. 不用客氣
Oh. 噢
Sorry. 抱歉
- Could you help me? - Yeah. - 你能幫我嗎 - 可以
I have trouble with this tail. 我這條尾巴一直在惹麻煩
Happy New Year, Joe. 新年快樂 喬
You kissed him? 你吻了他
You kissed him? How could you do that? 你吻了他 你怎麼能那樣做
How could you let her kiss you? 你怎麼能讓她吻你
Charlotte, for God's sake, 夏洛特 拜託
it was just a little New Year's Eve kiss. 這只是個除夕之吻
- You don't believe in New Year's. - I know. - 你又不相信新年 - 我知道
Hey, what are you guys fighting about? 嘿 你們在吵什麼
- Nothing. - Everything. - 沒吵什麼 - 什麼都吵
Come on. Get back in the house before you freeze your little butt off. 好了 在你凍僵前快回屋裏去吧
What's the matter with Charlotte? Is she gonna run away again? 夏洛特怎麼了 她又要離家出走嗎
God willing. No, just kidding. 但願如此 不 開玩笑的
- Did you have a nice time? - I had a lovely time, thank you. - 你玩得開心嗎 - 很愉快 謝謝
Are you gonna stay out there all night, Miss Poopy Face? 你要整晚待在外面嗎 傻瓜
Why did you let her? 你為什麼讓她吻你
She kisses everybody. Don't you know that? 她無人不吻 你不知道嗎
It doesn't mean you're special or anything. 那並不表示你特別或怎樣
It doesn't mean she likes you or anything like that. 並不表示她喜歡你
She doesn't like anybody! 她誰都不喜歡
Okay, Mom. You want to drive Lou away, 好吧 媽 你要趕走路
that's your business. 那是你的事
You want Joe... that's war. 你要喬 那就是戰爭
Care to dance, Mrs. Flax? 想跳舞嗎 弗拉斯太太
Mrs. Polka Flax. 波卡·弗拉斯太太
She's gonna kill you if you put those on. 你穿那些衣服 她會宰了你
Go back to your rocks, Kate. 回去玩你的石頭 凱蒂
Okay. 好吧
Act your age, not your shoe size. 舉止要符合年齡 而不是鞋子尺寸
Who's this? 這是誰
"Know your colors, know your fabrics." "瞭解你的特色與膚質"
"That's what I tell all my little girls." "我跟我所有的小姑娘都這麼說"
Katie, shall I tell you a secret? 凱蒂 我能告訴你一個秘密嗎
Yeah. 說吧
I'm in love with Joe Peretti. 我愛上喬·普列提了
- Do you kiss each other? - Yes. - 你們接吻了嗎 - 是的
- On the lips? - Yes. - 嘴對嘴嗎 - 是的
Like Superman and Lois Lane? 像超人和露易絲·琳恩一樣嗎
Well-- 這個嘛
What's it like? 那是什麼樣子的
Sometimes when you kiss a person, 有時 當你親吻一個人時
it's like nothing happens. 好像什麼事都沒有發生
It's like you're kissing your hand... 好像你在親吻你的手
or you're kissing yourself in the mirror, 或是親吻鏡子中的自己
But when it's someone you love-- 但親吻你所愛的人時
I know. There's chemicals. 我知道 有化學物質
- You mean chemistry, Fish Head. - Oh. - 你是說化學作用吧 小魚 - 噢
Okay. How do I look? 好了 我看起來怎麼樣
Like someone drew all over you. 好像有人打翻了調色盤
Let's Celebrate. 我們來慶祝
Cool. 太好了
What are you doing? 你在做什麼
Sucking out the pimentos. They give me hernias. 吸出紅色柿子椒 它們害我脫腸
You mean, hives, Fish Head. 你是指蕁麻疹吧 小魚
Hit me, sergeant. 我也要 士官
Okay, but you can only have one, 好吧 但你只能喝一杯
and you have to sip it. Okay? 而且你得小口喝 好嗎
Tell me about when I was born. 跟我說說我出生時的事
- Aren't you sick of hearing this story? - No. - 這個故事你聽不煩嗎 - 不會
Okay. 好吧
You were born in a hospital in Minneapolis... 你在一個寒冷冬日裏
on a cold Winter's day. 出生於明尼亞波裏的一家醫院裏
And when Mrs. Flax brought you home, 當弗拉斯太太帶你回家時
I pretended you were mine. 我假裝你是我的孩子
Where was Pop? 爸在哪裏
I don't know. 我不知道
Come on, I'll show you the convent. 走吧 我帶你參觀修道院
Finish the story. 講完故事
Come on. I'll show you the tower. 走吧 我帶你去看鍾塔
You've never seen it. 你從沒見過
- Look, there it is. Isn't it neat? - Neat. - 看 在那裏 很棒吧 - 很棒
I want to go up. I'm gonna go up. 我要上去
- Not me. I'll fall off. - No, you won't. - 我不要 我會跌下來 - 不會的
How you gonna get up there in those shoes? 你穿那雙鞋怎麼上去呢
I'll manage. 我會想辦法
I'm gonna go collect rocks. 我要去收集石塊
Okay. I'll be right back, so don't go anywhere. 好 我馬上回來 別跑遠了
- Okay. - Okay, bye. - 好 - 好 再見
Oh, god, this is real. 神啊 這是真的
This is really real. 這真的是真的
Joseph! Come quick! 喬瑟夫 快點
Get her inside. 帶她進去
Katie! 凱蒂
Look, Joseph, get an ambulance. 喬瑟夫 去叫救護車
Oh, Katie! Katie! Oh, Katie! 凱蒂 噢 凱蒂
Katie. Katie. 凱蒂 凱蒂
Katie, please don't die. Please don't die. 凱蒂 求你別死
Joe, take Charlotte home, 喬 帶夏洛特回家
we'll call when there's news. 有消息我們會打電話
Tell Lou. 通知路
Katydid-- 凱蒂兒
You were born in a hospital in Minneapolis... 你在一個寒冷的冬日
on a cold Winter day. 出生於明尼亞波裏的一家醫院裏
I brought you home... 我帶你回家
and Charlotte pretended that you were hers. 夏洛特假裝你是她的孩子
She even tried to make you call her Mom. 她甚至想方設法讓你叫她媽
and we-- we-- 我們
We tickled your ears, 我們撓你的耳朵
and we watched you sleep... 我們看著你睡覺
and... the only thing that-- 我們之間
The only thing that we ever agreed on... 唯一一致的觀點是
was that you were... 你是個
a wonderful child. 奇妙的孩子
Charlotte? Charlotte? 夏洛特
She's gonna be all right. 她不會有事的
They're keeping her in one more night for observation. 醫生要她多待一夜留作觀察
Your mother's on her way home to pick up some clothes. 你媽正要回家拿些衣服
She's okay. 她沒事
She's okay. 她沒事了
You look different. 你看起來不一樣
You look beautiful. 你看起來很漂亮
- Take care. - You too. - 保重 - 你也是
- Okay. Bye. - Bye. - 好的 再見 - 再見
If you're smart, you'll just stay away from me. 如果你夠聰明 就離我遠一點
I mean it. 我是說真的
You want to take the book? 你要幫她帶本書去嗎
What the hell were you thinking about? 你到底在想些什麼
She could have died! 她也許會死
Your sister, who you were supposed to be watching, could have died! 你應該照顧的妹妹差點死掉
What was she doing up there? 她到底在那上面做什麼
What the hell were you doing-- 你又在那裏做什麼
I know what you were doing up there. 我知道你在上面做什麼
The whole goddamn town knows what you were doing up there. 整個小鎮都知道你在上面做什麼
Mom. Mom-- 媽 媽
I'm warning you, I'm angry! 我警告你 我很生氣
I'm crazy angry! 我氣得快發瘋了
Don't walk away from me, Mom! You're not gonna walk away from me! 別不理我 媽 你不能不理我
I am not invisible! Talk to me! 我不是隱形人 跟我說話
Now! 現在
Yes, I made a mistake! 對 我犯了錯
Yes, I am really, really sorry! 對 我真的真的很抱歉
It was a big mistake! I know that! 這是個大錯 我知道
You make mistakes! You're always screwing up, 但你也犯錯 你總是把事情搞砸
and we're always paying for it! 而我們全都得付出代價
Every time you get dumped! Every time you dump on somebody! 每次你被拋棄 每次你要拋棄別人時
And it's just-- 那實在
it's not fair, Mom! It is not fair! 那不公平 媽 那不公平
God! 天吶
I am sick and tired of being judged by you. 我已經厭倦了被你批判
You're a kid! 你是個孩子
Okay. When you become an adult, 好 當你成年時
you can live your life any way you want to! 可以照你的意思過日子
But until then, 但在那之前
we're gonna live my life my way! 我們要照我的方式生活
Start packing. 收拾行李
- No! - I said pack! - 不 - 我說了 收拾行李
This move is on you! 這次搬家是為了你
If loverboy doesn't like it, that's too goddamn bad! 如果你的男友不喜歡 那我很遣憾
This is not about him! This is about me, okay? 此事與他無關 是我 好嗎
That's over! He is gone! He has left! 結束了 他走了 他離開了
- Surprise, surprise! - No, it's not like that! - 真令人吃驚 - 不 不是那樣
Maybe your life works for you, but it doesn't work for me, 也許你的生活適合你 但我不行
- and I want to stay! - And do what? - 我要留下來 - 做什麼
Finish High School! 念完高中
Great start. What's your major? Town tramp? 真不錯 主修什麼 小鎮賤人嗎
No, Mom, the town already has one. 不 媽 鎮上已經有一個了
You know... 知道嗎
You're just one year younger than I was when I had you. 你現在只比我懷你時小一歲
If you hate my life so much, 既然你如此討厭我的生活
why are you doing your damnedest to make the same mistakes? 為什麼又要盡最大努力犯同樣的錯呢
How do you feel about this guy? 你對這個傢伙有什麼感覺
I thought I loved him. 我想我愛他
That sounds familiar. 聽起來很熟悉
And I thought you were gonna take him away. 我以為你要搶走他
Did you love my father? 你愛我爸爸嗎
Yeah, I did. 是的 我愛
What was he like? 他是什麼樣子
Oh, he was charming and... 他很迷人
He made me feel really special... 他讓我覺得很特別
for about a minute and a half. 大約為時一分半鍾
And then he was gone. 然後他就走了
What did he look like? 他長什麼樣子
He looked like you, only taller. 很像你 只是高一點
I don't have any pictures. 我沒有他的照片
We took pictures at the wedding, 我們結婚時拍過照
and they didn't come out. 卻沒洗出來
I guess I should have known then. 我想那時我就該知道了
He's never coming back, is he? 他不會再回來了 對吧
No. 不會
Has he ever even seen me? 他看過我嗎
Yeah, he did once. You were about four. 看過 有一次 你大概四歲
He wanted us back? 他要我們回去嗎
No, he met some other woman, 不 他遇見了別的女人
and he wanted to get married. 他想要結婚
How do you feel about Joe leaving? 你對喬的離去有什麼感覺
It's fine. 還好
I guess it's a little too late for our Birds-and-Bees Talk, isn't it? 我想現在說這些女人家的話已經太遲了 對吧
Mom... 媽
Can we please stay? 我們能留下來嗎
I don't know, Charlotte. 我不知道 夏洛特
There's gonna be so much talk. This is such a small town. 人們會說許多閒話 這裏又是個小鎮
You know, there's always talk. 你知道一向都會有閒話
It's just usually it's about you. 只是通常與你有關
Sorry. 對不起
Just for a year. Just give it a year. 只要一年 先試著過一年
Okay? 好嗎
I don't know. 我不知道
Mrs. Flax promised she'd try and stay put. 弗拉斯太太保證她會試著留下來
I knew that would be a hard one for her to keep. 我知道要她遵守這個承諾很難
But three months later, she and Lou were still sparring. 但三個月後 她和路仍爭論不停
He took us to the baseball hall of fame; 他帶我們去了棒球名人館
his idea of heaven. 他心目中的天堂
- Mom was kind of bored, - Come here. - 媽覺得蠻無聊的 - 過來
But we thought she hid it quite well. 不過我們覺得她表現得不錯
This-- this is Lou Gehrig's glove. 這個是路·蓋瑞格的手套
You see that? 看見了嗎
Okay, you touched it. All right, guys. 好了 你摸過了 好了 各位
- What's for lunch? - I don't know. - 午餐吃什麼 - 不知道
Hey... Come on. 別這樣
If they squeeze your toes, 如果鞋子有些擠腳
chew them for a couple hours. It softens them up real nice. 嚼幾個小時 效果很好
You don't believe me? Eskimos do it all the time. 你不信嗎 愛斯基摩人都這麼做
Their wives do it, yeah. 他們的妻子要做
Would you do that for your old man, chew his shoes? 你會為了你爸爸嚼他的鞋子嗎
- I don't think so. Bye-bye. - Bye. - 我想不會 再見 - 再見
Hey, give me a break. 饒了我吧
I'm a nice old man. 我是個老好人
I'd watch it if I were you, Lou. 如果我是你就會小心點 路
I might decide to move to a real city. 我也許會搬到一個真正的城市去
I hate all these trees and weather. 我討厭這裏的樹木和鬼天氣
Ta-ta. 嗒嗒
She won't admit it, but they get along real well. 她不肯承認 但他們相處得很好
Yeah... 是啊
Trees and weather can really get to a person. 樹木和鬼天氣真的能激怒人
Let me take these for you. 我來幫你拿
I got quite a reputation for a while. 我的名聲響亮了一陣子
Even Mary O'brien was impressed. 連瑪麗·歐布萊恩都印象深刻
It's not easy, 那並不容易
but I'm trying to keep romance on the back burner. 但我試著將羅曼史拋在腦後
Joe moved to California and opened up a Nursery. 喬搬到加州 開了家托兒所
We still write. 我們仍然通信
He sends me funny postcards with palm trees on them. 他會寄些上面有棕櫚樹的好笑明信片
Greek Myths are my new passion. 希臘神話是我的新摯愛
Hi. 嗨
Charlotte, we're not Greek. 夏洛特 我們不是希臘人
Kate's back in Olympic Form, 凱蒂又回到奧運之路上
But, since the accident, 但自從發生意外後
sometimes her hearing gets fuzzy. 有時她的聽力會不太清楚
I think I heard Mom say she'd be making a main course tonight. 我好像聽媽說 她今晚要做主菜
- Nah. - Nah. - 不 - 不
Hey, what are you doing with that thing in here? 嘿 你把那東西拿進來幹嘛
- Indoor Swimming? - No way. - 室內游泳 - 沒門兒
- Take it out of here. - Mom. - 把它拿出去 - 媽