1 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:17,187 There are no American combat forces in Laos. 2 00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:46,258 We are concerned by the North Vietnamese move into Laos. 3 00:03:04,193 --> 00:03:07,279 50000 North Vietnamese are there at the present time. 4 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:20,227 American participation in Laos is at 5 00:04:20,811 --> 00:04:23,397 the request of the neutralist government 6 00:04:23,981 --> 00:04:28,986 which was set up in accordance with the 1962 accords, agreed to 7 00:04:29,945 --> 00:04:31,864 by Hanoi, Peking, and the USSR. 8 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:36,035 We have been providing logistical support 9 00:04:36,618 --> 00:04:42,332 and some training to avoid Laos falling 10 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,586 under Communist domination. 11 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:48,672 No American manpower in Laos 12 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:52,676 is there on a combat basis. 13 00:05:10,569 --> 00:05:11,528 Come on! 14 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,606 Gene, no! 15 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:49,274 No chance. 16 00:05:49,858 --> 00:05:51,402 Get back! Stay back! 17 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:56,740 Son of a bitch. 18 00:05:58,409 --> 00:05:59,243 Gene... 19 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,663 To hell with the cargo! Is he dead? 20 00:06:04,373 --> 00:06:07,835 Well, Rob, if he's not he's very, very calm. 21 00:06:08,877 --> 00:06:10,546 Jesus, I'm sorry. 22 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:12,297 Hey, Gene 23 00:06:15,259 --> 00:06:17,428 We're not here right now. 24 00:06:19,263 --> 00:06:21,223 I saw Nixon on TV. 25 00:06:21,807 --> 00:06:25,602 So we're not actually here 26 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,688 and this didn't happen. 27 00:06:28,272 --> 00:06:31,608 Maybe not for you and not for Nixon 28 00:06:33,402 --> 00:06:37,156 but it happened for Doug. We sure go through pilots. 29 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:40,617 Gene! Remember! 30 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:42,661 Shhh! 31 00:06:43,245 --> 00:06:48,417 Since we're not here, I don't remember what the fuck you didn't say. 32 00:06:49,001 --> 00:06:52,588 These pilots are head cases! Yeah. 33 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:56,216 And the worst part is we need more of 'em. 34 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:45,891 Now to our "eye in the sky" pilot Billy Covington. 35 00:07:46,475 --> 00:07:47,893 How ya doing up there? 36 00:07:48,477 --> 00:07:51,730 I think the music speaks for me: 37 00:07:52,314 --> 00:07:54,274 "All I want is to be 'a free 38 00:07:54,858 --> 00:07:58,028 live my life the way I want 'a be." 39 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,489 How's the traffic, Billy? 40 00:08:01,073 --> 00:08:03,784 Traffic's kinda depressing. Sad. 41 00:08:04,368 --> 00:08:07,079 Real congested. Kinda bumsy looking 42 00:08:07,663 --> 00:08:11,250 to tell you. We've heard there's 43 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:13,502 a whale of a jam on the 103. 44 00:08:14,086 --> 00:08:17,506 Yeah. You know why? That's why we 45 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:21,051 go to you, Bill. I'll tell you. 46 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:25,055 'Cause most drivers turn into pagan rubbernecks, hoping 47 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,392 to see a fatality. Makes a gawker's block 48 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,437 for a coupla miles back. 49 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:33,605 Not unlike this moron 50 00:08:34,189 --> 00:08:38,527 in the brown 18 wheeler from Rubio moving and hauling. 51 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,363 'Scuse me a sec, Stevie. 52 00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:44,700 Move your truck! An ambulance is coming! 53 00:08:45,284 --> 00:08:47,578 Fuck you, "eye in the sky!" 54 00:08:48,162 --> 00:08:49,913 Fuck me? Yeah! Fuck you! 55 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,875 What'd you say? I said fuck you! 56 00:08:53,459 --> 00:08:55,544 You want a convertible? Get down here 57 00:08:56,128 --> 00:08:58,797 fucking punk. I'll kick your ass! 58 00:08:59,381 --> 00:09:00,507 You airborne piece of shit! 59 00:09:01,091 --> 00:09:07,139 This is Rock 1080, where else can you get such in depth traffic reporting? 60 00:09:07,723 --> 00:09:10,476 You should be arrested! This is very dangerous! 61 00:09:14,646 --> 00:09:18,233 I'll bust that whirlybird to hell and back! 62 00:09:48,138 --> 00:09:49,682 License SUSPEN DED 63 00:09:58,357 --> 00:09:59,441 Hey, Billy. 64 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:02,945 Who are you? Heard about your fall from grace. 65 00:10:03,529 --> 00:10:06,490 An adventurer without an adventure. Wrong. 66 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,660 Nothing lower than a grounded pilot. Who are you? 67 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:14,748 I want to ask you why you flew so low over that accident? 68 00:10:15,332 --> 00:10:17,418 The ambulance couldn't get through. 69 00:10:19,878 --> 00:10:23,757 I want to be down in the action. Thought so. 70 00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:29,263 The thing that got you fired here can get you hired in Laos. 71 00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:30,806 There's a war there! 72 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:34,476 In Vietnam, not Laos. You saw the President on TV? 73 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,438 Heckle and Jeckle talk on TV doesn't mean 74 00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:40,941 I believe birds can really talk. Point taken. 75 00:10:41,525 --> 00:10:43,402 But there's no war in Laos. 76 00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:47,239 You can take that to the bank. Who'll be signing my checks? 77 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:51,535 Our outfit's called Air America. Strictly civilian. 78 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,288 American Pilots. Men like you. 79 00:10:54,872 --> 00:11:00,419 Wild men flying cargo and refugees in the wild East. 80 00:11:01,503 --> 00:11:03,047 FAA took my ticket, man. 81 00:11:03,922 --> 00:11:05,924 Get you a new one in Taiwan. No sweat. 82 00:11:07,593 --> 00:11:08,969 Who are you? 83 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:12,431 Your biggest fan. 84 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,868 What's it supposed to be? Sound of the torment of war. 85 00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:18,372 When the enemy hears this coming from your planes 86 00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:21,875 they'll flip. The North Vietnamese 87 00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:27,256 are pouring into Laos heading to Saigon along the Ho Chi Minh trail 88 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,967 hooking up with their Commie buddies. 89 00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:34,555 We blast 'em with this stuff they panic, they scatter. I admit 90 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:38,684 it's a dangerous mission. Worse than dangerous. 91 00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,854 This is embarrassing, man! 92 00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:44,440 They'll point and laugh! 93 00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:46,692 This tape 94 00:12:47,276 --> 00:12:50,863 was made by experts for maximum psychological effect. 95 00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:53,907 You've got no idea who you're fighting here. 96 00:12:54,491 --> 00:12:57,703 You know more about it than American Intelligence. 97 00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:04,376 Don't use the word "intelligence" to describe your job. 98 00:13:07,546 --> 00:13:09,298 Rob Diehl? Hi. 99 00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:11,300 I'm Billy Covington. 100 00:13:11,884 --> 00:13:14,470 Welcome. Thanks. 101 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:18,891 You have some paperwork? Nice bat. 102 00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:21,393 Billy is one of you guys. 103 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:25,314 Thanks. So talk to 'em. 104 00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:29,777 Hi, guys. What brings you here, Covington? 105 00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:33,238 I hear there's some good flying. 106 00:13:33,822 --> 00:13:34,740 Good flying? 107 00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:36,742 Yeah? 108 00:13:37,326 --> 00:13:39,203 Depends where you're coming from. 109 00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:41,830 Where are you coming from? 110 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:47,127 From L.A. The west coast of the US. Where are you coming from? 111 00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:49,963 From the dark side of the moon. 112 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:54,051 And I'm going back there soon. 113 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,514 The golden BB is coming. My bat. 114 00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:00,891 Nomenclature: BB, gold. 115 00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,519 Ordinance: Personnel, Neely. 116 00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:07,356 And the four rounds you can't... 117 00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,651 Pilot hi jinks. It's their way of coping. 118 00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:14,363 Pilot hi jinks? This is psychotic behavior. 119 00:14:14,947 --> 00:14:19,535 Psychotic behavior is company policy at Air America. I'm Gene Ryack. 120 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:25,124 Take Billy on his orientation flight. OK with me. Is it OK with you? 121 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:29,044 Let's get in the wind. Give him the bat. 122 00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:33,090 This is Long Tieng, right? Right. 123 00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:37,094 There's nothing here on the map. 124 00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:41,557 Well I guess it's like Rob says. We're not here. 125 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:45,602 Which means you're not seeing the second biggest city in Laos 126 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,981 built from scratch by the U. S. Government. 127 00:14:49,565 --> 00:14:53,402 And we really don't run 400 flights or ship 100 tons of cargo 128 00:14:53,986 --> 00:14:57,281 medicine, weapons or local troops, like those. 129 00:14:57,865 --> 00:15:01,910 "Anywhere, anything, any time." That's our motto. 130 00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:06,957 We fly C 123, Helio Couriers fairly normal machines. 131 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:10,461 But the real fun is playing with these freaky planes. 132 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:14,882 These aren't legal in the US. This ain't the States. 133 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:16,508 Damn right. 134 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:22,306 Watcha got today? Peanut butter and mayo. What you got? 135 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,933 Flight schedule. About time 136 00:15:48,374 --> 00:15:50,292 You seem to be doing OK. 137 00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:55,005 I do all right in the air I tend to fuck up on the ground. 138 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:58,842 Mind if I look in your logbook? 139 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,305 14 months of bush flying in Canada. 140 00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:06,350 Bush flying? Yeah, bush flying. 141 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,937 2 months crop dusting outside of Fresno. 142 00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,690 Fresno. You’re a real fucking hero. 143 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:20,447 You flew "eye in the sky"? Excuse me, is that an Uzi? 144 00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:23,450 That'd make a great ad: 145 00:16:24,118 --> 00:16:26,328 "Excuse me, is that an Uzi?" "Why yes 146 00:16:26,912 --> 00:16:31,583 self defense is no joke. That's why I pack an Uzi. 147 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,377 Accept no substitutes." 148 00:16:33,961 --> 00:16:35,629 Show him your amulet, Gene! 149 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,298 What's in there? 150 00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:42,886 The ashes of my big toe. Shot off through the floor of the cockpit. 151 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,596 Not far from here. 152 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:47,808 You get shot here? It was ugly. 153 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,310 He had it cremated. 154 00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:52,980 Always has it with him. Wait a sec. 155 00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:57,693 No one told me about losing toes. He never mentioned toe loss. 156 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,112 Who The recruiter. 157 00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:03,574 Why didn't you get it sewn back on? 158 00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:07,870 When a piece of me gets shot off I don't want it back. 159 00:17:08,454 --> 00:17:10,289 It's still with us in spirit. 160 00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:12,041 You understand? 161 00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:15,252 In spirit, toe ism. 162 00:17:29,725 --> 00:17:34,980 Royal Asian Airlines Flight No. 744. Arriving at gate 12. 163 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,442 Glad you could make it, sir. 164 00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:47,868 A US senator? In my back yard? On a fact finding mission? 165 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,914 He's not gonna find any facts. I promise. 166 00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:57,044 Certainly not about our little deal. Besides, he's a dimwit. 167 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,881 He had a tractor dealership before he got elected. 168 00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:07,513 Harry Truman sold cheap suits he wound up dropping an atomic bomb. 169 00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:30,285 Welcome to Vientiane, sir. Thank you, Ambassador Marloff. 170 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:34,790 Senator, this is major Lemond. I'm sure you've heard of him. 171 00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:39,128 Of course. Where's the uniform, Major? Too hot for all those ribbons? 172 00:18:39,712 --> 00:18:43,966 You going civvie on us? I'm a civilian now. 173 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,677 With the Air Force at heart. 174 00:18:49,638 --> 00:18:52,808 Thank you. Put bag in big car. Senator... 175 00:18:53,392 --> 00:18:54,435 I know. 176 00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:57,604 Sorry have no local dinero. 177 00:18:58,188 --> 00:18:59,982 Give tip later OK? Senator! 178 00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:04,611 This is General Lu Soong Supreme Commander of the Allies. 179 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,908 Hello? 180 00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,577 Anybody home? 181 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,496 Get a load of Senator Tact here. 182 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:19,001 When you go to France, you have General DeGaulle carry luggage? 183 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:20,919 Rob, the bag. 184 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,967 I'll take that, sir. Your jacket? Thank you. 185 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,728 Lighten up on the stick. We're gonna land. 186 00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:39,855 Land? Where? 187 00:19:40,439 --> 00:19:43,442 I'll show you. Oh, come on. 188 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,947 That's not a strip, it's a mountain. Full flap, 3 cranks. 189 00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:58,957 Please don't do this. 190 00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:12,638 That was great. How was it for you? 191 00:20:37,121 --> 00:20:39,331 There're people in the jungle! 192 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:42,001 Don't, I know them. 193 00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,627 Who are they? 194 00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:47,673 Friends of my wife. Little one's my brother in law 195 00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:50,843 with a business proposition. Don't do that. 196 00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:16,618 Six crates of weapons. I'll make you a good offer. 197 00:21:19,496 --> 00:21:22,291 The Russians air dropped them for the Pathet Lao. 198 00:21:24,126 --> 00:21:26,003 We stole 'em. Brand new. 199 00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:33,719 I'll give you 400 kips. 200 00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:39,099 400? You want a slingshot? 800 kips! 201 00:21:43,645 --> 00:21:45,647 600, and it's a deal. 202 00:21:51,028 --> 00:21:53,197 Brother in laws are the same all over. 203 00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:55,240 He's ripping me off... 204 00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:56,825 Deal! 205 00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:17,554 You use my orientation flight for some private scam? 206 00:22:18,305 --> 00:22:19,848 Welcome to the orient. 207 00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:23,227 This is my retirement plan! 208 00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:29,233 I've been flying fifteen years and want my chunk of the American dream. 209 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,361 Running guns? 210 00:22:40,744 --> 00:22:42,705 OK, this is the hard part. 211 00:22:43,455 --> 00:22:45,582 I noticed, no radar. 212 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:49,044 Right, just dead reckoning. 213 00:22:50,129 --> 00:22:51,755 I can handle it. 214 00:22:52,756 --> 00:22:53,632 Good. 215 00:23:06,437 --> 00:23:09,023 Gene, sit down. Check this out! 216 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,235 Pretty good, huh? 217 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:41,430 OK, we almost hit that at 3700 feet. Any higher peaks than that? 218 00:23:42,306 --> 00:23:46,769 At 3700 feet! Any higher peaks around here? 219 00:23:47,353 --> 00:23:48,312 Yeah. 220 00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:51,023 I need green. Don't use mine. 221 00:23:51,607 --> 00:23:54,443 We gotta get on a new safety height, OK? 222 00:23:55,027 --> 00:23:58,113 Hey, I was going for that one! You did that on purpose. 223 00:23:58,697 --> 00:24:02,743 Last time you colored the sky pink. Are we south or east of 224 00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:04,495 the Atlantic here? 225 00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:06,580 South or east? 226 00:24:08,582 --> 00:24:12,378 South or east? East! Don't bother me! 227 00:24:12,961 --> 00:24:14,963 Stay on your side! It's my coloring book. 228 00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:18,926 If you want to color you have to be nice to me. 229 00:24:35,818 --> 00:24:39,154 Hey, Senator let us show you the real Laos! 230 00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:43,659 Sir, he's getting out. 231 00:24:44,243 --> 00:24:45,828 Senator, wait! 232 00:24:47,496 --> 00:24:50,332 Those pilots are drunk. Not just drunk 233 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,544 they're drunk Americans. Hey, fellas! 234 00:24:55,045 --> 00:24:57,297 Pitchin' a little woo, are ya? 235 00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:03,220 Don't be embarrassed. I may look like an old fart 236 00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:07,725 but before I found the lord, I partook of wine, women, and song, too. 237 00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:16,066 But seriously, even though you won't get any medals, or be in history books 238 00:25:17,109 --> 00:25:19,028 some of us in Washington know exactly 239 00:25:19,611 --> 00:25:21,488 what you're doing for the war effort. 240 00:25:22,406 --> 00:25:24,783 Could you explain it to us? 241 00:25:45,554 --> 00:25:47,931 It's just as heavy as Vietnam. No! 242 00:25:48,515 --> 00:25:50,976 Never compare the two. 243 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,439 Vietnam is for niggers and no necks. 244 00:25:56,023 --> 00:25:58,233 Sorry it's the Mai Tai talking. 245 00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:04,198 This is a gentleman's war a thinking man's war. 246 00:26:04,907 --> 00:26:05,908 Hello. 247 00:26:07,785 --> 00:26:10,412 Corinne Landreaux this is Billy Covington. 248 00:26:10,996 --> 00:26:14,541 She helps our Asian brothers in the hills. Thanks. 249 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,044 Hey, I kid, because I care. 250 00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:21,715 You know what the whole problem with the Vietnam war is? 251 00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:28,347 It's too public. A secret war is the way to go. 252 00:26:28,931 --> 00:26:32,393 No reporters, no TV You blackout the war 253 00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:36,772 like a football game. And y'know what? 254 00:26:39,316 --> 00:26:40,776 We can't lose. 255 00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:44,071 Can I ask you one thing? 256 00:26:45,155 --> 00:26:49,159 Is it a kinky turn on for you to bring her to a whorehouse with you? 257 00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:55,958 This is not just a whorehouse. Men talk business here. 258 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,836 I was just getting used to this being a war. 259 00:27:00,671 --> 00:27:03,173 Who told you they were two different things? 260 00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:05,467 Rob, I need you outside. 261 00:27:06,051 --> 00:27:08,137 And clear headed! 262 00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:22,693 Worried, Rob? 263 00:27:23,277 --> 00:27:27,781 I wonder what the Pepsi people would think if they knew. 264 00:27:28,991 --> 00:27:31,702 Don't you ever wonder? No. 265 00:27:32,286 --> 00:27:35,581 I wonder how many pilots already know about his place. 266 00:27:40,836 --> 00:27:44,840 Heroin good, very good. You want to try? 267 00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:49,303 With all due respect I'm not here for a taste test. 268 00:27:49,887 --> 00:27:53,474 I'm here to ask you again 269 00:27:54,058 --> 00:27:57,353 to shut this lab down just while the Senator is here. 270 00:27:57,936 --> 00:28:03,192 Why you not tell baggage man Senator to go home? Kick out! 271 00:28:03,984 --> 00:28:06,570 I wish it were that simple. 272 00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:10,991 In a civilized country like yours it would be. 273 00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:16,914 But in this case, it's easier to shut down this lab. 274 00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:19,875 Then you and me be poor and cannot pay for war. 275 00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:24,088 If we don't sell heroin no money to feed my soldiers. 276 00:28:24,672 --> 00:28:27,925 No, Major. Better we stay good friends. 277 00:28:29,301 --> 00:28:32,680 You take care of silly suitcase man OK? 278 00:28:34,973 --> 00:28:36,600 Of course, General. 279 00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:41,397 As always, you are right. 280 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,668 Something wrong? 281 00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:08,215 I was always the weirdest guy in the room. Here I'm not in the running. 282 00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:11,427 You can be as weird as anyone here. 283 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,430 It just takes a little time. 284 00:29:15,639 --> 00:29:18,142 I feel like I'm on a roller coaster of bar girls 285 00:29:18,726 --> 00:29:21,437 strange squiggly signs weird vehicles and 286 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,522 more bar girls, and Mai Tais and 287 00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:28,610 what am I doing here? I ask myself that all the time. 288 00:29:29,153 --> 00:29:33,073 Why am I here? Why am I here? 289 00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:37,578 A taste of the States, feel better? 290 00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:41,290 Yeah, everything's back to normal now. Good. 291 00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:58,223 Nice silencer. 292 00:29:58,807 --> 00:30:01,435 I am a very considerate person. 293 00:30:02,186 --> 00:30:06,565 If I want to shoot lizards at night on my miniature golf course 294 00:30:07,232 --> 00:30:10,194 no reason to keep the neighbors awake. 295 00:30:10,778 --> 00:30:14,281 You follow me? Yeah, at a distance. 296 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:21,872 You're all right... fuckin' punk. 297 00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:27,461 Jack's the only man you ever met with his own miniature golf course. 298 00:30:28,045 --> 00:30:32,508 Why don't you open this place up and charge admission? 299 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,968 You guys can do that when I'm gone. 300 00:30:35,594 --> 00:30:38,180 You guys get it in my will. Oh, shit. Please! 301 00:30:39,014 --> 00:30:41,225 Jack's got a point: 302 00:30:41,809 --> 00:30:43,769 The old timers don't get a pension. 303 00:30:44,353 --> 00:30:47,648 Each pilot has to work out his own retirement scam. 304 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:52,945 Gino, how's your guns and ammo shop? Building up inventory? 305 00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:57,950 You ever gonna sell? Never make a move too soon. 306 00:30:58,534 --> 00:31:01,996 I got a foolproof plan. I'll take my money... 307 00:31:02,579 --> 00:31:05,416 ...and fly a Coppertone banner over Coney Island 308 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,045 and tell war stories in bars. 309 00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:20,180 "The golden BB's coming up to Neely now..." 310 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:29,606 Why you do that? 311 00:31:30,774 --> 00:31:32,026 Why the fuck? 312 00:31:41,285 --> 00:31:43,454 Hey, professionalism. 313 00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:47,249 How often do you guys go on a bender like this? 314 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,085 Bender? This is just nighttime. 315 00:32:19,490 --> 00:32:20,574 O.V.! 316 00:32:21,158 --> 00:32:24,244 Wake Billy! I gotta bring him to work. 317 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,378 Wake up, junior! Wake up! 318 00:32:45,808 --> 00:32:49,144 It's OK. He likes to fly. 319 00:33:41,655 --> 00:33:42,823 Good morning! 320 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,923 Crazy Americans! 321 00:35:06,490 --> 00:35:08,325 Gene. Morning, Rob. Morning. 322 00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:12,955 Pick up Senator Davenport at the Vientiane airport 323 00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:15,624 and take him up to the refugee camp at Bien Luc. 324 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:19,128 Lips zipped about this airbase. 325 00:35:19,712 --> 00:35:23,716 If he's dying for local action just dazzle him with bullshit. 326 00:35:24,299 --> 00:35:27,720 We got nothing else to dazzle him with. 327 00:35:28,303 --> 00:35:29,680 See ya! 328 00:35:32,641 --> 00:35:35,352 Gene! Don't fuck around with the Senator. 329 00:35:35,936 --> 00:35:39,148 What do you mean? He's on a need to know basis. 330 00:35:39,732 --> 00:35:43,777 The mushroom treatment: Keep him in the dark and feed him on shit. 331 00:35:51,493 --> 00:35:53,620 What's he doing to your plane? 332 00:35:54,204 --> 00:35:56,623 He's purifying it. It's a Buddhist ritual. 333 00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:20,564 Gene, is there a secret air base around here? 334 00:36:21,148 --> 00:36:23,108 Which air base, sir? 335 00:36:26,195 --> 00:36:28,447 I feel I'm being kept out of the loop. 336 00:36:29,031 --> 00:36:32,493 What do I know. I'm just a luggage boy. 337 00:36:33,077 --> 00:36:36,288 General, stop pouting. I apologized. 338 00:36:36,872 --> 00:36:39,041 I should be carrying your luggage. 339 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:42,795 That's how much the US government values your support. 340 00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:49,259 I hear that the USA finish war and leave Southeast Asia. 341 00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:52,930 Without suitcase. General 342 00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:57,810 if things get too hairy for us politically, we have to bug out 343 00:36:58,394 --> 00:36:59,645 and bring you with us. 344 00:37:00,229 --> 00:37:03,148 We take care of our buddies. You take care of shit! 345 00:37:03,732 --> 00:37:08,028 We've made general Ky in Vietnam a very generous offer. 346 00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:12,074 I know Marshal Ky. He's small time. 347 00:37:12,658 --> 00:37:15,494 After war he want to be in America liquor store owner. 348 00:37:16,078 --> 00:37:19,915 I not going from being warlord to liquor store owner! 349 00:37:22,793 --> 00:37:27,047 Tell the Senator what you really want, General. 350 00:37:27,631 --> 00:37:29,717 Come on, don't be shy. 351 00:37:31,176 --> 00:37:33,804 Holiday Inn. Southern California. 352 00:37:34,388 --> 00:37:36,140 Owner and operator. 353 00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:40,853 That could be difficult. 354 00:37:42,187 --> 00:37:43,689 You find all this funny? 355 00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:47,026 Very. But, hell, Senator 356 00:37:47,609 --> 00:37:50,738 If you can't laugh at war what's the use of fighting? 357 00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:56,452 You've got a good point! 358 00:38:25,314 --> 00:38:28,067 What's that tin horn general doing in my camp? 359 00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:32,529 Corinne, this is Senator Davenport. Welcome, Senator. 360 00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:38,202 Corinne Landreaux from US Aid. May I show you around? 361 00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:43,499 Your boss picked a hell of a place in the heart of opium country. 362 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:47,127 My first choice was Kansas but nothing was free. 363 00:38:47,711 --> 00:38:50,297 There's only mountains and poppies here. 364 00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:55,636 You stay two, three weeks here? At best, then we leave. 365 00:38:56,470 --> 00:38:58,972 This is noble work you do. 366 00:38:59,556 --> 00:39:04,061 Thank you, Senator. I'll see you at the plane. Bye. 367 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,150 Look at him operate! 368 00:39:11,110 --> 00:39:14,238 He's shanghaiing men and boys for his private army. 369 00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:18,075 That's an ugly word. What would you call it? 370 00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:21,495 I'd say he's showing charisma. Charisma? 371 00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:26,000 These people have different values than we do. 372 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:30,379 But the nice part is we're all pulling together for the same cause. 373 00:39:30,963 --> 00:39:32,548 The same cause? 374 00:39:33,132 --> 00:39:35,801 Soong's only cause is General Soong. Don't you get it? 375 00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:41,140 The CIA flies drugs for him so he loans us his troops. 376 00:39:41,724 --> 00:39:44,643 You know what? You've been working your butt off 377 00:39:45,227 --> 00:39:49,440 under the hot sun and God bless you for it. 378 00:39:50,232 --> 00:39:52,443 But you're starting to rave. 379 00:39:53,235 --> 00:39:55,237 I think you need a vacation. 380 00:39:59,491 --> 00:40:00,492 Have a nice day. 381 00:40:01,076 --> 00:40:02,911 Thanks for coming. 382 00:40:03,495 --> 00:40:07,624 You do me great honor for come to Nino's, Excellency. 383 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,127 Thank you, Nino. 384 00:40:14,631 --> 00:40:16,842 I'm concerned, gentlemen. 385 00:40:17,426 --> 00:40:19,762 We're not children in Congress. General Song... 386 00:40:20,346 --> 00:40:24,975 Soong. Is up to something with opium. 387 00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:28,520 Now, nobody's perfect not even our allies. 388 00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:35,944 But seriously, when we hear rumors of Americans taking drug money 389 00:40:36,528 --> 00:40:40,991 it endangers the entire war. Now I want to know the truth. 390 00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:45,454 I'm afraid we've been keeping the truth from you. 391 00:40:46,038 --> 00:40:50,709 We suspect that our planes are being used to fly Opium 392 00:40:51,293 --> 00:40:53,003 from the highlands to Vientiane 393 00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:55,756 where it is processed into heroin. Dear God. 394 00:40:58,217 --> 00:41:00,594 Why wasn't I told before? 395 00:41:01,178 --> 00:41:03,681 We've made a grave mistake. 396 00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:08,060 We were trying to protect the good name of our pilots, sir. 397 00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:10,688 You mean our pilots... 398 00:41:12,606 --> 00:41:14,566 ...are smuggling narcotics? 399 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:19,446 Not all of 'em, sir. Just a few bad apples. 400 00:41:20,114 --> 00:41:22,491 They know we can't inspect every piece of cargo. 401 00:41:23,075 --> 00:41:25,077 So they take advantage of our trust. 402 00:41:26,245 --> 00:41:28,831 Do you know who they are? We'll find out. 403 00:41:29,498 --> 00:41:34,086 I pledge to you we'll find those rotten apples. 404 00:42:24,845 --> 00:42:27,306 Hey, General. What's the cargo? 405 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,808 None of your business. 406 00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,562 Your cargo's loaded. 407 00:42:35,481 --> 00:42:37,733 Here's your co pilot. 408 00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:41,278 Enjoy the animals, fellas. 409 00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:45,532 What? 410 00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:48,619 I got a bad feeling this morning. 411 00:42:49,328 --> 00:42:52,456 Don't worry, we won't run into any golden BB'S, OK? 412 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,168 I'll be your good luck charm. No bullets. 413 00:43:13,686 --> 00:43:16,563 Rice drop's first then the 3 little pigs. 414 00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:19,400 There's no sign on the last one. 415 00:43:19,983 --> 00:43:22,569 General Soong supervised the loading. 416 00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:25,155 So, what would that be? 417 00:43:28,534 --> 00:43:30,077 Come up to a 12 o'clock. 418 00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:36,500 First drop zone coming up! 419 00:43:39,169 --> 00:43:40,337 Stand by! 420 00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:43,716 Coming up on it. 421 00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:47,761 Looking good. 422 00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:49,513 Air speed's good. 423 00:43:51,682 --> 00:43:53,017 Altitude's good. 424 00:43:59,857 --> 00:44:00,566 Three. 425 00:44:01,483 --> 00:44:02,443 Two. 426 00:44:03,068 --> 00:44:04,278 One. 427 00:44:05,237 --> 00:44:05,863 Now! 428 00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:16,457 Kwan went out the back! What? 429 00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:19,084 Has she got a chute? 430 00:44:19,668 --> 00:44:21,962 No. What? We gotta go back! 431 00:44:22,546 --> 00:44:25,507 No. You never go back. What do you mean? 432 00:44:26,091 --> 00:44:30,846 You just lost your kicker! You never go back. 433 00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:38,062 Jesus Christ you meet someone and they die. 434 00:44:40,105 --> 00:44:43,859 They should always wear chutes. 435 00:44:51,116 --> 00:44:52,159 Hey, come on! 436 00:44:54,662 --> 00:44:56,121 That's not funny! OK? 437 00:44:56,789 --> 00:44:58,624 That's not funny! 438 00:45:06,590 --> 00:45:08,550 Billy, how's it going? 439 00:45:09,968 --> 00:45:10,427 Great. 440 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:17,559 Listen. Nino's got lobster tonight 441 00:45:18,143 --> 00:45:21,522 but you gotta order in advance. You up for some of that? 442 00:45:22,106 --> 00:45:25,234 Lobster again? If I'm still alive I'd like some. 443 00:45:25,818 --> 00:45:27,945 Good, I'll radio in 444 00:45:28,529 --> 00:45:33,242 a reservation. 9 o'clock OK for you guys? 445 00:45:33,826 --> 00:45:36,495 Great Rodger that. 446 00:45:38,288 --> 00:45:39,790 Hell of a war, man. 447 00:45:41,834 --> 00:45:44,545 340. 12 o'clock coming up. 448 00:45:45,129 --> 00:45:46,463 Stand by. 449 00:45:54,596 --> 00:45:55,681 Comin' up on it. 450 00:45:56,265 --> 00:45:57,307 Three. Two. 451 00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,560 One. 452 00:46:00,269 --> 00:46:01,061 Now! 453 00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:24,877 Shit! 454 00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:27,379 Quit it! 455 00:46:31,759 --> 00:46:32,760 Oh man. 456 00:46:33,886 --> 00:46:36,388 Who's shooting at us? Here? Everybody. 457 00:46:40,976 --> 00:46:44,605 I'm not gonna die dropping pigs from the sky. 458 00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:49,818 The golden BB. I knew it. 459 00:46:50,444 --> 00:46:53,614 Just a question of when. I knew you were coming. 460 00:46:54,198 --> 00:46:56,325 I saw it in the mirror this morning 461 00:46:56,909 --> 00:47:00,663 when I cut myself shaving. I saw it, bright as the sun. 462 00:47:07,044 --> 00:47:09,546 Jack, we're hit in number 2! Extinguisher! 463 00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:12,341 There goes an engine. Of course. 464 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,056 Hey! Wake up, man! 465 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,725 Check the oil pressure. 466 00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:25,938 Check the oil pressure! Dropping. 467 00:47:26,522 --> 00:47:28,273 Check number 1! 468 00:47:28,857 --> 00:47:29,608 Number 1 OK. 469 00:47:30,818 --> 00:47:33,570 Is 9:30 okay? Nino says he can't get us a table earlier. 470 00:47:34,154 --> 00:47:36,865 Gene, we're hit, throwing fuel! We're going down! 471 00:47:37,449 --> 00:47:40,035 You still in gun range? Yes. 472 00:47:40,953 --> 00:47:44,665 Change altitude and heading every few seconds. Gimme a location. 473 00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:50,129 Jack! Got a minute? Location! Stop snoozing! 474 00:47:53,132 --> 00:47:54,800 2 miles south of Tango 7. 475 00:47:56,093 --> 00:48:00,389 There's a strip just the other side of Tango 7. Can you make it? 476 00:48:00,973 --> 00:48:02,099 Doubt it! 477 00:48:02,683 --> 00:48:04,393 Come on, man. You can make it. 478 00:48:05,144 --> 00:48:08,731 Jeez, I'll make it. 10 degrees right. 479 00:48:09,314 --> 00:48:10,983 Welcome back! 480 00:48:12,568 --> 00:48:13,444 Did I leave? 481 00:48:18,741 --> 00:48:22,411 Wild Dog to base. Pilots in jeopardy near Tango 7. 482 00:48:22,995 --> 00:48:24,997 Am heading over there. 483 00:48:25,581 --> 00:48:28,417 Maintain course, Wild Dog. We'll send a recon plane. 484 00:48:29,001 --> 00:48:31,378 Wild Dog, you copy? 485 00:48:31,962 --> 00:48:33,589 Wild Dog to base. Fuck off. 486 00:48:38,886 --> 00:48:40,304 Where we at? 487 00:48:41,096 --> 00:48:42,514 You see it? No. 488 00:48:43,098 --> 00:48:44,391 1 o'clock. 489 00:48:45,726 --> 00:48:47,728 I got it. Landing gear down! 490 00:48:48,312 --> 00:48:49,188 Coming down. 491 00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:58,614 It's not going down! Don't worry. Go to manual. 492 00:49:04,578 --> 00:49:07,498 What have we got? Nothing so far. 493 00:49:08,374 --> 00:49:11,377 We're gonna jump. Kwanh! Put your 'chute on! 494 00:49:16,924 --> 00:49:19,635 You too, Neely. Put your 'chute on, man! 495 00:49:20,219 --> 00:49:24,390 I'm riding it in with you. No! I want you off! 496 00:49:26,767 --> 00:49:31,814 When I level out, jump! OK? I'm taking it in with you! No! 497 00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:35,401 The only thing God drops from the sky is bird shit! 498 00:49:35,984 --> 00:49:37,444 Bird shit and you! 499 00:49:38,028 --> 00:49:41,490 That's new. Birdshit and catatonic pilots. 500 00:49:42,074 --> 00:49:43,242 Jump! 501 00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:53,377 OK, you're next! 502 00:49:54,628 --> 00:49:57,631 You're most vulnerable floating down in a 'chute. 503 00:49:58,215 --> 00:50:00,050 I'll get a golden BB up my ass! 504 00:50:00,634 --> 00:50:04,430 If it doesn't open I can use my reserve... 505 00:50:05,014 --> 00:50:06,515 Get up, man! Please! 506 00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,269 See you down there. Good luck! 507 00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:19,445 I have never had to jump out of an airplane before! 508 00:50:22,573 --> 00:50:23,866 I'm a fucking den mother! 509 00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:34,543 OK, can you run, man? Let's go! 510 00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,390 What are you doing back here? 511 00:50:48,974 --> 00:50:51,393 I forgot my Nikon! Here it is. 512 00:50:51,977 --> 00:50:54,730 You want it? Then jump! Yes! 513 00:50:55,773 --> 00:50:57,441 You put on your parachute! 514 00:50:58,025 --> 00:50:59,485 I'm afraid of heights. 515 00:51:13,916 --> 00:51:14,792 Jump! 516 00:51:16,752 --> 00:51:17,961 Jump! 517 00:51:18,629 --> 00:51:19,546 Bye, now! 518 00:54:01,959 --> 00:54:04,461 Billy, come in. 519 00:54:18,642 --> 00:54:21,395 You satisfied or disappointed that we're alive? 520 00:54:21,979 --> 00:54:26,275 The jungle is full of Commies bandits, and headhunters. 521 00:54:26,859 --> 00:54:28,861 We're not alive yet. 522 00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:33,824 Want a piece of Juicy Fruit? No, I do not. 523 00:54:34,408 --> 00:54:36,076 We going home! 524 00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:39,621 Soon, Kwanh. No. We go now. Look! 525 00:54:42,249 --> 00:54:44,209 Look, we going home. 526 00:55:28,462 --> 00:55:29,755 Good afternoon! 527 00:55:34,134 --> 00:55:35,427 Hiya, General. 528 00:55:38,847 --> 00:55:40,432 Guess you missed us back there. 529 00:55:41,016 --> 00:55:44,770 Sure is nice to see some "friendlies" down here. 530 00:55:46,021 --> 00:55:48,107 It's got a couple dings on it. 531 00:55:48,982 --> 00:55:52,236 Sure hope they don't take it out of my paycheck. 532 00:55:53,988 --> 00:55:56,907 Nothin' a coupla days in the shop won't fix... 533 00:55:59,243 --> 00:56:00,619 Lemme give you a hand. 534 00:56:07,501 --> 00:56:10,004 Guess you're in a hurry, huh? 535 00:56:11,588 --> 00:56:12,673 God, these are heavy! 536 00:56:13,257 --> 00:56:16,010 Gonna be a tight squeeze, huh? 537 00:56:16,593 --> 00:56:17,302 Hey, man! 538 00:56:19,513 --> 00:56:20,973 What about us? 539 00:56:26,228 --> 00:56:27,646 You're leaving us here? 540 00:56:29,398 --> 00:56:30,858 Goddammit! Fuck! 541 00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:49,626 We not go home now. 542 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:52,463 Opium go home now. 543 00:56:53,213 --> 00:56:57,343 There was opium on that? Opium, you got it. 544 00:56:58,761 --> 00:57:00,554 And he took it instead of us? 545 00:57:01,138 --> 00:57:03,599 You helped him load it, pal. 546 00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:19,198 You go north of the strip, I'll look here. We'll find 'em. 547 00:57:19,782 --> 00:57:22,910 If we hurry we can still make that 9:30 table at Nino's. 548 00:57:23,494 --> 00:57:25,829 Sounds good, Gene. See ya! 549 00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:33,170 Where is everybody? 550 00:57:37,925 --> 00:57:39,677 Quit it, OK? 551 00:58:00,406 --> 00:58:04,535 Trouble for our boys off your right wing, jungle's 552 00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:07,079 crawlin' with black pyjamas. 553 00:58:35,858 --> 00:58:36,859 Billy, move! 554 00:59:02,092 --> 00:59:03,344 I quit! 555 00:59:19,485 --> 00:59:20,319 Any extra holes? 556 00:59:20,903 --> 00:59:24,615 No. Wild Dog to base enemy at Tango 7. 557 00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:28,994 Everyone's unfriendly here. Even the "friendlies!" 558 00:59:30,371 --> 00:59:33,207 Why are they so unfriendly? They haven't gotten to know us yet. 559 00:59:36,627 --> 00:59:37,544 Why are they shooting? 560 00:59:38,128 --> 00:59:40,798 'Cause they're unfriendly. 561 00:59:48,305 --> 00:59:52,643 You're losing oil pressure... I already lost tail rotor response. 562 00:59:54,895 --> 00:59:57,231 Put on your belt! 563 00:59:59,858 --> 01:00:05,114 I don't want to crash twice today! But my crashes are the best! 564 01:00:05,990 --> 01:00:07,866 You're at 40! 565 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:12,413 You're redlining! 566 01:00:13,372 --> 01:00:15,624 You're redlining! 567 01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:21,422 Autorotate! Wild Dog to base. 568 01:00:22,006 --> 01:00:25,217 We're going in 3/4 of a mile southwest of Tango 7. 569 01:00:48,741 --> 01:00:52,828 Great rescue, huh? I thought you had this blessed. 570 01:00:53,412 --> 01:00:56,040 I thought the monk wasn't really concentrating. 571 01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:58,292 We gotta drop, you know. 572 01:00:58,876 --> 01:01:01,712 No, man. We gotta, we're sniper bait. 573 01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:05,007 Who goes first? There's no fast rule 574 01:01:05,591 --> 01:01:09,178 about crashing through the cockpit. You go first. 575 01:01:09,762 --> 01:01:11,930 I don't want to go first! I'll go. I don't want to go 2nd! 576 01:01:12,514 --> 01:01:14,767 We'll toss a coin. 577 01:01:15,351 --> 01:01:16,310 Call! 578 01:01:16,894 --> 01:01:17,561 Tails. 579 01:01:19,271 --> 01:01:21,857 Is that heads? Is that tails? Tails. 580 01:01:22,524 --> 01:01:24,026 Heads. That's tails. I'll check. 581 01:01:41,335 --> 01:01:42,211 Come on! 582 01:01:43,003 --> 01:01:44,296 It's pretty soft. 583 01:01:45,589 --> 01:01:47,049 I hate going second. 584 01:02:05,275 --> 01:02:08,487 Well that fall seemed to go pretty well. 585 01:02:20,249 --> 01:02:23,085 We should get moving. 586 01:02:23,711 --> 01:02:26,005 Can you walk? Walk? 587 01:02:26,588 --> 01:02:28,924 We're in the goddamned jungle! 588 01:02:54,992 --> 01:02:58,412 Give me voice. Gene. Billy. 589 01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,625 Come in, Gene, Billy. 590 01:03:04,418 --> 01:03:05,919 Do you read me? 591 01:03:23,312 --> 01:03:26,148 Gene and Billy, where are you? 592 01:03:32,154 --> 01:03:34,698 Billy and Gene, do you read me? 593 01:03:56,345 --> 01:03:58,681 I stole some stuff as a kid. 594 01:03:59,932 --> 01:04:02,893 Whiffle balls, model airplanes. 595 01:04:03,435 --> 01:04:06,355 I used a fake I D to drink smoked some reefers. 596 01:04:06,897 --> 01:04:08,732 I performed oral sex where it's against the law. 597 01:04:09,274 --> 01:04:13,237 But until I worked for my own government, I never smuggled drugs. 598 01:04:13,779 --> 01:04:16,949 We're not smugglers just pack mules. 599 01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:21,286 No one wins war here without control of the opium trade. 600 01:04:21,829 --> 01:04:25,916 We help Soong get his crop to market. He helps us fight the war. 601 01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:28,669 Don't give me that cooled out Buddhist shit! 602 01:04:29,211 --> 01:04:32,589 Our government is running a war with drug money 603 01:04:33,132 --> 01:04:35,509 and our GI's are getting strung out in Vietnam! 604 01:04:36,051 --> 01:04:39,013 You might as well throw rattlesnakes in the schoolyard! 605 01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:43,934 This doesn't bother your soul? Leave my soul out of this. 606 01:04:44,476 --> 01:04:48,063 We don't work officially for the US government. 607 01:04:48,605 --> 01:04:54,278 Everybody knows. What happens if you say CIA? 608 01:04:59,783 --> 01:05:03,162 Let's change course. Maybe we'll be outta here by morning. 609 01:05:03,704 --> 01:05:05,664 How many more miles? 610 01:05:20,804 --> 01:05:24,641 When the sales rep from Bell Helicopters gets here 611 01:05:25,184 --> 01:05:30,064 go easy on him, not like that asshole from Dow Chemicals. 612 01:05:30,606 --> 01:05:33,150 Nice and easy. Bring him here 613 01:05:33,692 --> 01:05:36,945 vintage wine blah blah blah, elegant dining 614 01:05:37,488 --> 01:05:40,407 get him blown at the White Rose 615 01:05:40,949 --> 01:05:45,913 brandy, espresso. Then just hit him up for the two free choppers. 616 01:05:46,455 --> 01:05:49,458 I'm a little nervous about it. Buona sera, signore. 617 01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,503 I have heard about the pilots shooted down. 618 01:05:53,045 --> 01:05:55,923 I hope they safe. I pray for them. 619 01:05:56,465 --> 01:05:58,967 Thank you. Every prayer helps. 620 01:06:05,432 --> 01:06:09,144 I have to have coffee with Davenport. What should I do? 621 01:06:09,687 --> 01:06:12,523 I'll take him to the White Rose. I'll get him blown. 622 01:06:13,065 --> 01:06:14,316 No. No. What? 623 01:06:14,858 --> 01:06:18,237 Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. 624 01:06:18,779 --> 01:06:21,949 With him, you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. 625 01:06:22,908 --> 01:06:24,451 You let him bring it up. 626 01:06:35,254 --> 01:06:36,171 Jesus! 627 01:06:36,714 --> 01:06:37,673 Again? 628 01:06:38,215 --> 01:06:41,051 Restaurant closed! Health violation. 629 01:06:41,593 --> 01:06:43,053 All go home now! 630 01:06:43,595 --> 01:06:45,305 Everybody go now!! 631 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:54,440 I do business with round eyes all my life! 632 01:06:54,982 --> 01:06:57,568 But I don't let a Corsican fuck me! 633 01:06:58,110 --> 01:06:58,861 You crazy? 634 01:06:59,403 --> 01:07:02,197 I pick up opium myself! In bad danger! 635 01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:05,367 Your men don't want to pay same same last time! 636 01:07:05,909 --> 01:07:09,079 No more break this china! Understand? 637 01:07:10,706 --> 01:07:12,082 Now I tell you something. 638 01:07:12,624 --> 01:07:15,085 I talk to Marseilles. I talk to New York. 639 01:07:16,128 --> 01:07:18,130 They say Opium not so good this year. 640 01:07:18,672 --> 01:07:22,051 Been cut with baking powder. So who fucking who? 641 01:07:22,593 --> 01:07:25,971 No, I no gonna pay you same same. You give me shit! 642 01:07:26,597 --> 01:07:30,976 Nino. You listen to me. You pay same same 643 01:07:31,810 --> 01:07:34,355 or you never use my planes again. 644 01:07:39,193 --> 01:07:41,111 OK, pay same same. 645 01:08:28,325 --> 01:08:30,452 So this is the face of modern Communism? 646 01:08:30,995 --> 01:08:34,373 Wrong. A devout Communist carries an AK 47 647 01:08:34,915 --> 01:08:37,626 they have the oldest weapons known to man. 648 01:08:38,168 --> 01:08:40,838 These are hillbillies. 649 01:08:41,755 --> 01:08:45,926 And they're pissed. They don't cotton to outsiders. 650 01:08:56,603 --> 01:08:58,564 What're they saying? 651 01:08:59,982 --> 01:09:02,276 I'm surprised they haven't killed us yet. 652 01:09:02,818 --> 01:09:05,529 Surprised? How come you're so relaxed? 653 01:09:06,071 --> 01:09:11,243 Don't you get it? When you die that's it! Blackness. 654 01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:14,663 They stick you in a box in the ground. 655 01:09:15,205 --> 01:09:18,250 Don't even let you out on weekends. Depressing. 656 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,044 Right. Nothing. 657 01:09:20,794 --> 01:09:23,130 Buddha says... Stop it! 658 01:09:23,672 --> 01:09:26,425 A real Buddhist wouldn't be running guns. 659 01:09:27,968 --> 01:09:32,973 You're a hustler. Call it Religion, but you're a hustler. 660 01:09:33,807 --> 01:09:36,894 I never said I was a good Buddhist. 661 01:09:41,065 --> 01:09:42,775 They're gonna do it. 662 01:09:45,277 --> 01:09:47,154 You don't need to speed things up! 663 01:09:48,197 --> 01:09:51,241 Those guns are all wrong for the rainy conditions. 664 01:09:51,784 --> 01:09:54,328 You need all weather weapons. 665 01:09:54,870 --> 01:10:00,376 Your guns were made in France for the desert warfare. 666 01:10:02,586 --> 01:10:07,091 I hope you didn't pay more than two pigs for it. 667 01:10:08,884 --> 01:10:09,718 A cow. 668 01:10:10,678 --> 01:10:12,221 Yeah, I know. 669 01:10:12,763 --> 01:10:16,350 A cow? For a stupid musket? 670 01:10:18,644 --> 01:10:20,270 You got taken! 671 01:10:21,438 --> 01:10:24,608 D'ya hear? A cow for this gun! 672 01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:27,027 Isn't that hysterical? 673 01:10:29,154 --> 01:10:32,199 Ever shot it in the rain? 674 01:10:38,247 --> 01:10:39,665 I reckon. 675 01:10:40,207 --> 01:10:41,834 For all weather guns 676 01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:45,546 at great prices. 677 01:10:46,088 --> 01:10:48,048 We should go to my brother in law. 678 01:10:48,632 --> 01:10:49,925 He lives 679 01:10:50,467 --> 01:10:53,554 two days walk from here. What do you think? 680 01:10:54,096 --> 01:10:57,766 Gentlemen, these guns are cherry. 681 01:11:04,106 --> 01:11:05,941 Deal. 682 01:11:12,031 --> 01:11:14,116 Hello? Mei ling? 683 01:11:24,126 --> 01:11:26,628 I missed you! Oh, I couldn't tell. 684 01:11:47,107 --> 01:11:48,359 This is my wife. 685 01:11:48,901 --> 01:11:51,654 Come in to civilization and get cleaned up! 686 01:11:56,784 --> 01:11:59,995 You don't look like a guy who'd live in a place like this. 687 01:12:03,332 --> 01:12:05,834 Looks'll fool you every time. 688 01:12:06,752 --> 01:12:08,253 What the fuck are you doing here? 689 01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:10,422 Do you believe in this war? 690 01:12:11,757 --> 01:12:14,176 I used to believe in all these wars. 691 01:12:17,137 --> 01:12:18,972 I had a theory once. 692 01:12:19,515 --> 01:12:22,226 The politics of Saturday night. 693 01:12:23,268 --> 01:12:27,815 I rated all countries on how good their Saturday nights were. 694 01:12:28,357 --> 01:12:32,236 I knew that Moscow and Peking were a stone drag on Saturday. 695 01:12:34,071 --> 01:12:37,241 So I was flying for a cause. 696 01:12:37,783 --> 01:12:40,953 To defend barbecues and weenie roasts 697 01:12:41,495 --> 01:12:45,874 and Ray Charles songs and Southern Comfort 'till you pass out. 698 01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:49,878 The politics of Saturday night. I can relate. 699 01:12:50,421 --> 01:12:53,924 Not bad is it? But not particularly true. 700 01:12:54,466 --> 01:12:56,802 I hear they party hard in Moscow. 701 01:12:57,511 --> 01:13:01,515 Don't give up a good theory just because it's not true. 702 01:13:16,238 --> 01:13:18,407 So why don't you go home? 703 01:13:21,076 --> 01:13:25,205 Look at me, Neely, the rest. We're trouble junkies. 704 01:13:25,748 --> 01:13:29,460 Nothing but adrenaline gets us off. It's kinda sick. 705 01:13:31,045 --> 01:13:35,090 Quit before you pick up the habit. And you will! 706 01:13:37,426 --> 01:13:41,555 Go back to LA and be the weirdest guy in the room again. 707 01:13:42,097 --> 01:13:44,266 I gotta take care of something first. 708 01:13:45,642 --> 01:13:48,646 You wanna get even? 709 01:13:49,647 --> 01:13:51,398 With who? Rob? Soong? 710 01:13:53,817 --> 01:13:56,236 Forget it! This is the orient. 711 01:13:56,779 --> 01:13:59,907 What Soong did to you was nothing! 712 01:14:01,784 --> 01:14:05,913 I've seen things here that I never could have imagined. 713 01:14:06,455 --> 01:14:09,208 And I have a broad imagination. 714 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:13,045 Why don't you just go home. 715 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:18,509 This is one of the most famous temples in Laos. 716 01:14:19,051 --> 01:14:20,803 I've been here four days. 717 01:14:21,345 --> 01:14:24,848 I've seen 19 Buddhas 3 tailors, a silk factory 718 01:14:25,391 --> 01:14:28,185 and you haven't told me one new thing about the dope trade. 719 01:14:28,727 --> 01:14:32,106 I'm leaving soon and I'm not going back empty handed. 720 01:14:32,648 --> 01:14:35,234 I need heads on a platter 721 01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:40,990 or the rumors will get you on the hill. What rumors? 722 01:14:41,532 --> 01:14:43,701 You heard the man, Rob. 723 01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:46,620 Heads on a platter. 724 01:15:19,361 --> 01:15:21,572 Is that Paul Bunyan's condom? 725 01:15:23,449 --> 01:15:25,826 That's the point of the drop. 726 01:15:26,368 --> 01:15:28,704 Penis size is very important to Asian people. 727 01:15:29,246 --> 01:15:33,834 If we can convince them that American men use this jumbo size 728 01:15:34,376 --> 01:15:37,880 their men will start to fear us. 729 01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:43,135 Dismissed. One more thing, guys. 730 01:15:45,929 --> 01:15:49,683 Jack Neely's body was recovered last night. 731 01:15:51,101 --> 01:15:53,354 He was shot down by the Pathet Lao 732 01:15:53,896 --> 01:15:56,398 while looking for Covington and Ryack. 733 01:15:58,359 --> 01:16:01,445 I understand how you must feel 734 01:16:01,987 --> 01:16:05,908 but in the interest of security you must be quiet about it. 735 01:16:06,450 --> 01:16:10,204 Before you keep us quiet again could we have a moment of silence? 736 01:16:40,526 --> 01:16:43,487 "Visit colorful native village" reads my schedule, Gene. 737 01:16:44,029 --> 01:16:47,992 But we've been here 6 hours. I think we can say I've seen it. 738 01:16:48,534 --> 01:16:51,453 They're nearly finished. 739 01:16:51,996 --> 01:16:55,082 What is that, Gene? A boat? 740 01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:57,376 Sort of. 741 01:16:57,918 --> 01:17:00,921 You a strange man, Gene. 742 01:17:02,172 --> 01:17:04,008 Thank you for noticing, General. 743 01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:08,012 You love old ways. Asian ways. 744 01:17:08,554 --> 01:17:10,889 General Soong love 745 01:17:11,432 --> 01:17:14,852 tomorrow ways. Modern world. 746 01:17:20,024 --> 01:17:22,735 Our friend here's a little tipsy. 747 01:17:24,528 --> 01:17:27,156 He's high on America. I've seen it before. 748 01:17:27,698 --> 01:17:31,160 It's stronger than whisky. Bigger than opium. 749 01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:35,581 He's stoned on dreams of the USA. 750 01:17:39,251 --> 01:17:40,794 Gene, you just mentioned opium. 751 01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:45,215 Now, tell me let the chips fall where they may. 752 01:17:45,758 --> 01:17:48,969 Was Jack Neely flying dope when he went down? 753 01:17:59,271 --> 01:18:01,774 Let's take this to the plane. 754 01:18:02,316 --> 01:18:03,776 You're taking that kayak with you? 755 01:18:04,318 --> 01:18:06,945 This is Jack Neely's coffin. 756 01:18:07,488 --> 01:18:10,866 I promised him they wouldn't send him home in a body bag. 757 01:18:11,408 --> 01:18:14,536 And, no, he wasn't flying dope. 758 01:18:15,704 --> 01:18:16,914 General! Wake up! 759 01:18:21,251 --> 01:18:23,671 I'm here to drink to Jack Neely. Join me? 760 01:18:27,132 --> 01:18:27,966 To Jack! 761 01:18:29,051 --> 01:18:32,054 He wanted it like that. He'd have been real angry to die in bed. 762 01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:50,656 I'm leaving. I sent Mei Ling and the kids ahead. What the fuck? 763 01:18:51,198 --> 01:18:55,244 I've got a buyer for all my guns. I'm gonna pick 'em all up 764 01:18:55,786 --> 01:19:01,250 and sell 'em in one hit. You gonna be a farmer in Thailand? 765 01:19:03,335 --> 01:19:05,462 What about the rest of us? 766 01:19:06,005 --> 01:19:09,758 Should we go home and sell aluminum siding? 767 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,136 They're gonna shut this war down soon. 768 01:19:12,678 --> 01:19:16,265 There'll be a new one opening in a theatre near you. 769 01:19:16,807 --> 01:19:18,767 Promise? I promise. 770 01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:26,650 I was with the Senator all day. 771 01:19:27,192 --> 01:19:30,863 The spooks are lookin' for fall guys. So watch out. 772 01:19:40,956 --> 01:19:42,666 Where you been? 773 01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,209 Just around. 774 01:19:45,002 --> 01:19:48,339 I did some shopping on the black market. Bought grenades. 775 01:19:48,881 --> 01:19:51,675 Now I'm gonna have some fun. 776 01:19:52,217 --> 01:19:54,470 Big fun. 777 01:19:55,012 --> 01:19:56,847 Noisy fun. 778 01:19:57,389 --> 01:19:59,558 Doesn't sound like well planned fun. 779 01:20:00,934 --> 01:20:04,021 Like I said I tend to fuck up on the ground. 780 01:20:04,688 --> 01:20:06,482 I wouldn't do this if I was you. 781 01:20:07,024 --> 01:20:08,275 I know. 782 01:20:08,984 --> 01:20:11,695 But then you wouldn't do anything. 783 01:20:12,237 --> 01:20:13,155 See you later. 784 01:20:14,156 --> 01:20:16,116 Can I have a soda? 785 01:20:26,919 --> 01:20:28,212 Sure, here you go. 786 01:22:38,509 --> 01:22:41,387 I know who do this! That new kid! 787 01:22:41,929 --> 01:22:44,431 The guards saw him running away. Word on the street is 788 01:22:44,974 --> 01:22:47,434 it's Communist sabotage. 789 01:22:47,977 --> 01:22:50,604 I don't give a rat's ass who did it. 790 01:22:51,397 --> 01:22:56,360 The whole operation is gonna blow up in our faces, with the Senator here. 791 01:22:56,902 --> 01:23:00,739 We've got to do some immediate damage control. 792 01:23:06,704 --> 01:23:10,916 With your indulgence: Could I have two kilos? 793 01:23:19,133 --> 01:23:22,511 These two kilos are for the cause. 794 01:23:24,972 --> 01:23:25,639 Yes, sir. 795 01:23:30,894 --> 01:23:33,230 That's right, C 123, personal use. 796 01:23:33,772 --> 01:23:35,899 Pretty big for personal use. 797 01:23:36,442 --> 01:23:40,112 You found a buyer for your guns? Nail on the head. 798 01:23:40,654 --> 01:23:42,531 How you doing? Very well. 799 01:23:43,073 --> 01:23:47,745 What you taking today? Flour sacks to Bien Thuong. 800 01:23:48,412 --> 01:23:52,082 That's near Tango 7. Planning on crashing any planes? 801 01:23:52,624 --> 01:23:57,463 Not today. You already cost this company enough. 802 01:23:58,005 --> 01:24:00,507 What do you mean? 803 01:24:04,428 --> 01:24:06,972 Feel better? Much better. 804 01:24:07,514 --> 01:24:11,518 The cloud of opium smoke in town got everybody high. 805 01:24:12,061 --> 01:24:14,980 You actually shut the plant down for three whole hours. 806 01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:17,816 Didn't start it 'till this morning. 807 01:24:19,026 --> 01:24:20,319 That's the way it is. 808 01:24:40,089 --> 01:24:42,633 All set? All set. 809 01:24:48,847 --> 01:24:50,349 Bien Thuong, huh? 810 01:25:28,012 --> 01:25:31,015 You! Move truck out! Quick! 811 01:25:37,313 --> 01:25:39,398 Keep movin', Audrey! 812 01:25:39,940 --> 01:25:41,525 You get truck out! 813 01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:44,486 Hey! Calm down! 814 01:25:45,029 --> 01:25:49,742 You get your opium fields. We need a few hours to move! 815 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,048 Base to Stagger Lee. Come in! 816 01:26:04,590 --> 01:26:06,800 Base to Stagger Lee. Over. 817 01:26:07,343 --> 01:26:11,263 Slight change in you flight plan. Head to LS 18 818 01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:15,225 for a routine inspection. Inspection? 819 01:26:15,768 --> 01:26:18,187 Affirmative. We just read 'em. 820 01:26:19,229 --> 01:26:21,190 Check. Heading for LS 18. 821 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:29,365 I'm going to LS 18 for a routine inspection. 822 01:26:29,907 --> 01:26:32,660 Routine inspection? Never heard of it. 823 01:26:35,204 --> 01:26:37,331 Then it ain't routine. 824 01:26:40,584 --> 01:26:42,336 Babo, check on the cargo. What's up? 825 01:26:42,878 --> 01:26:45,255 I don't know. Check it, will you? 826 01:27:00,437 --> 01:27:03,732 I hope to God our information's wrong. 827 01:27:04,274 --> 01:27:06,777 It'd break my heart if Heroin was on that plane. 828 01:27:07,319 --> 01:27:11,365 The pilot does come from California. I see. 829 01:27:11,907 --> 01:27:14,034 Caught up in the youth culture bit? 830 01:27:14,576 --> 01:27:17,162 Too much Rock 'n Roll. 831 01:27:18,831 --> 01:27:23,043 Still, he's only one young man. Why do we need all these men. 832 01:27:23,585 --> 01:27:25,963 Pilots are tough men, Senator. 833 01:27:26,505 --> 01:27:28,841 This one might resist with force. 834 01:27:29,341 --> 01:27:33,846 Our information says he's a cool and ruthless customer. 835 01:27:39,143 --> 01:27:40,102 Nothing! 836 01:27:40,644 --> 01:27:43,647 Listen, we're being set up. Keep looking! 837 01:27:44,189 --> 01:27:46,191 Are you serious? Yeah, cut 'em open! 838 01:27:55,034 --> 01:27:57,202 What you got? Nothing. 839 01:28:14,636 --> 01:28:16,305 Hurry up! 840 01:28:18,807 --> 01:28:19,683 Got it! 841 01:28:21,393 --> 01:28:23,354 I knew it! 842 01:28:25,439 --> 01:28:28,901 Look at those bastards waiting for us! 843 01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:36,992 They want us busted. Dead and busted. 844 01:28:42,665 --> 01:28:45,626 Somebody messed with the fuel gauge! We're running out! 845 01:28:47,586 --> 01:28:50,631 I'm heading for Tango 7. 846 01:28:51,173 --> 01:28:54,635 Wait, Billy! They can follow us there! 847 01:28:55,177 --> 01:28:57,596 We'll figure it out. Don't say we, man! 848 01:28:58,138 --> 01:29:01,517 I'm 42 and I never figured out anything in my fuckin' life. 849 01:29:15,197 --> 01:29:18,575 He's not landing, Rob. He's only got enough fuel to... 850 01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:23,747 Start 'em up! Let's go after 'em! 851 01:29:40,472 --> 01:29:42,891 We're VSF, man! 852 01:29:43,434 --> 01:29:46,103 VSF? Very severely fucked! 853 01:30:13,339 --> 01:30:17,968 Good flying, Covington. Ever do any valet parking? 854 01:30:21,055 --> 01:30:23,474 Looks like we're gonna make it. 855 01:30:24,016 --> 01:30:27,186 What are we gonna do on the ground? I'm workin' on it! 856 01:30:39,198 --> 01:30:40,366 Come on! 857 01:30:40,991 --> 01:30:42,368 Come on! 858 01:31:03,263 --> 01:31:06,558 You're too fast! Hold on! What? 859 01:31:07,101 --> 01:31:09,144 Pull up! Pull up! 860 01:31:09,687 --> 01:31:12,731 What are you doing? Shut up! 861 01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:16,610 Are you fucking nuts? Head down, now. 862 01:31:17,152 --> 01:31:18,237 Down! 863 01:31:36,422 --> 01:31:40,092 I never would have thought of it. It just came to me. 864 01:31:40,634 --> 01:31:42,511 I'm gonna buy you some beers! 865 01:31:49,810 --> 01:31:51,770 Lousy week, man. 866 01:31:52,354 --> 01:31:54,773 Gene, come in, Gene! 867 01:32:00,112 --> 01:32:01,196 Bullshit. 868 01:32:02,197 --> 01:32:03,282 'Scuse me. 869 01:32:05,951 --> 01:32:08,495 It's Babo here. Gene come in! 870 01:32:09,204 --> 01:32:11,165 This is Gene. What's up? 871 01:32:12,041 --> 01:32:16,170 He did it again? Can't he keep the thing in the air? 872 01:32:16,712 --> 01:32:18,339 I'll think about it. 873 01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:27,348 Nope, no more money. Speak English. 874 01:33:26,615 --> 01:33:29,284 Where'd he go, Rob? I don't know! 875 01:33:29,827 --> 01:33:32,329 Well, Senator looks like we've lost him. 876 01:33:33,872 --> 01:33:37,459 Maybe my trip hasn't been a complete loss. 877 01:33:38,002 --> 01:33:40,421 Maybe I found those rotten apples after all. 878 01:33:40,963 --> 01:33:44,675 I beg your pardon, sir? I may wear shorts in the jungle. 879 01:33:45,217 --> 01:33:49,388 And say, "gosh" and "doo doo" but I know a frame up when I see one. 880 01:33:50,139 --> 01:33:54,393 Unless my eyes deceive me... They probably do... 881 01:33:54,935 --> 01:33:57,855 You are a highly decorated soldier... 882 01:33:58,397 --> 01:34:00,816 Senator, kiss my highly decorated ass! 883 01:34:02,484 --> 01:34:06,405 I tried to make it easy for you but there's no way to please you. 884 01:34:06,947 --> 01:34:09,950 I'll tell you what. You go back to Washington 885 01:34:10,492 --> 01:34:12,870 go straight to the White House 886 01:34:13,412 --> 01:34:16,540 and pour your heart out about what you think you saw here. 887 01:34:17,082 --> 01:34:22,046 Then sit back and watch your political career die. 888 01:34:22,588 --> 01:34:27,176 You can't touch me without cutting your own throat. 889 01:34:28,802 --> 01:34:31,972 You know why? Because the President loves my ass! 890 01:34:33,557 --> 01:34:35,517 You really are second level, Rob. 891 01:34:38,479 --> 01:34:40,439 We go home now! 892 01:35:23,899 --> 01:35:26,443 Glad you could make it! 893 01:35:28,070 --> 01:35:31,740 Where's your bus? Long story. 894 01:35:43,252 --> 01:35:47,506 Well, it's my last stop, boys. One more pick up, then I off load. 895 01:35:48,048 --> 01:35:50,175 It's gravy from there on in. 896 01:35:51,719 --> 01:35:55,764 I had a map someplace with the stops marked in crayon. 897 01:35:56,307 --> 01:35:57,766 Here it is. 898 01:35:58,684 --> 01:36:01,020 Navigate me to sky blue, please. 899 01:36:03,188 --> 01:36:04,857 Look at all the "friendlies." 900 01:36:05,399 --> 01:36:08,319 Soong's troops. Been listening all morning. 901 01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:13,699 He's worried someone'll get to the poppy fields before him. 902 01:36:14,241 --> 01:36:17,703 That's by the refugee camp, too. That's where the poppies are. 903 01:36:42,061 --> 01:36:45,439 They're no more trucks no more choppers. 904 01:36:45,981 --> 01:36:49,652 You go ahead, I'll send a call. Corinne! 905 01:37:09,713 --> 01:37:13,092 Mayday! This is Scout Camp 1. Enemy troops are moving in 906 01:37:13,634 --> 01:37:16,845 on General Soong and we're caught in the cross fire. 907 01:37:17,388 --> 01:37:19,640 Request immediate assistance! 908 01:37:20,766 --> 01:37:23,936 Mayday! This is Scout Camp 1 909 01:37:24,478 --> 01:37:25,896 requesting assistance. 910 01:37:27,481 --> 01:37:30,150 Mayday we're under heavy mortar fire! 911 01:37:33,028 --> 01:37:36,949 This is Pirelli. We're about 15 minutes away. Anyone closer? 912 01:37:37,783 --> 01:37:41,537 We'll head in if nobody is closer. Call us, please! 913 01:37:42,621 --> 01:37:46,083 Mayday, mayday! To all aircraft! We're under heave mortar fire 914 01:37:46,625 --> 01:37:50,004 at Scout Camp 1. Do you read? 915 01:37:50,546 --> 01:37:54,008 Saunders and Pirelli are almost as close as we are. 916 01:37:54,550 --> 01:37:57,177 Yeah we're only about 5 minutes closer. 917 01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,054 At the most. 918 01:38:01,181 --> 01:38:02,599 Shut up! 919 01:38:03,142 --> 01:38:06,478 I've planned this day for a long time! I didn't say anything! 920 01:38:07,021 --> 01:38:09,982 I don't have time to pick up lost social workers! 921 01:38:10,524 --> 01:38:13,402 She chose to be there herself. 922 01:38:13,944 --> 01:38:16,989 I already pick you guys up. I appreciate it. 923 01:38:17,531 --> 01:38:20,534 Thank you. She knew what she was doing. 924 01:38:21,076 --> 01:38:22,411 God dammit! 925 01:38:22,953 --> 01:38:24,997 5 minutes won't kill us. 926 01:38:25,539 --> 01:38:28,667 She's skinny she'll sit on a machine gun. 927 01:38:29,501 --> 01:38:30,961 Give me the heading. 928 01:38:31,503 --> 01:38:33,672 160. Are you sure? 929 01:38:34,214 --> 01:38:35,758 Shut up! 930 01:38:40,054 --> 01:38:44,099 Keep your hands off the wheel. We know what happens when you fly. 931 01:38:45,517 --> 01:38:48,646 We haven't heard. Is anybody coming? Call us. 932 01:38:49,396 --> 01:38:53,067 I was changing in a phone booth. We'll get her. 933 01:39:20,052 --> 01:39:22,221 This was a good idea of yours! 934 01:40:27,328 --> 01:40:31,206 I knew you guys would make it! I think we can get everybody on board. 935 01:40:31,749 --> 01:40:34,543 No, we just came back for you. He's fully loaded. 936 01:40:35,085 --> 01:40:36,420 Dump the fucking cargo! 937 01:40:37,504 --> 01:40:41,550 That's a problem. I'm not leaving without them. 938 01:40:43,761 --> 01:40:45,596 Let's get this kid and get outta here! 939 01:40:49,642 --> 01:40:50,809 Come on! 940 01:40:52,269 --> 01:40:53,395 Let's go! 941 01:40:59,318 --> 01:41:00,778 Get on the plane. 942 01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:03,322 Not without these people! 943 01:41:03,864 --> 01:41:06,283 We came here to get you. Get on the fucking plane! 944 01:41:06,825 --> 01:41:08,452 Dump your cargo. 945 01:41:27,513 --> 01:41:28,681 One minute. 946 01:41:30,307 --> 01:41:34,687 I got a crazy idea: Cargo out, people in. 947 01:41:35,229 --> 01:41:36,313 Great! Please! 948 01:41:36,855 --> 01:41:38,524 You better hurry. You gotta do it. 949 01:41:39,066 --> 01:41:42,569 Otherwise you're just a 2nd Lemond with a hipper rap. 950 01:41:45,364 --> 01:41:46,573 Knock it off, will ya? 951 01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:56,166 Goddamn! 952 01:41:58,043 --> 01:41:59,420 Hey, Mother Theresa! 953 01:41:59,962 --> 01:42:02,798 I was gonna do it anyway. But I hate being lectured! 954 01:42:27,197 --> 01:42:29,158 "Slightly hipper rap?" 955 01:43:00,397 --> 01:43:02,691 Let's go! Quickly! 956 01:43:09,490 --> 01:43:13,577 Get up front and give it some stick! Those shells are close. 957 01:44:36,285 --> 01:44:39,330 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard Air America Flight 1. 958 01:44:41,999 --> 01:44:45,502 You can unfasten your seatbelts as soon as we're out of gun range. 959 01:44:46,211 --> 01:44:48,589 I'd like to apologize for that ground delay. 960 01:44:49,131 --> 01:44:51,258 We experienced material turbulence. 961 01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:54,928 On entertainment channel 3 you can hear music from 962 01:44:55,471 --> 01:44:59,433 that group "Gene Ryack and the Redemption!" 963 01:45:00,017 --> 01:45:04,563 The Captain now has to explain to his family what he did with their savings. 964 01:45:05,105 --> 01:45:06,523 Our flight path 965 01:45:07,066 --> 01:45:10,152 takes us over Anaheim Azusa and the Mekong Delta 966 01:45:10,694 --> 01:45:12,655 to... 967 01:45:14,782 --> 01:45:15,783 Where we going? 968 01:45:16,325 --> 01:45:20,871 You're gonna help me make my money back that you lost. 969 01:45:21,413 --> 01:45:24,583 I made you lose it? I merely suggested. 970 01:45:25,125 --> 01:45:27,503 Do not blame me for the single decent act of your adult life. 971 01:45:28,253 --> 01:45:30,506 Besides, where do I get the money? 972 01:45:32,383 --> 01:45:38,055 Here at crazy Gene's we've slashed the prices on used C 123's. 973 01:45:38,597 --> 01:45:40,599 For your private army... Forget it! 974 01:45:41,141 --> 01:45:43,936 No more problems with those pesky border troops! 975 01:45:44,478 --> 01:45:46,522 This plane is US Government property. 976 01:45:47,064 --> 01:45:51,026 The US Government doesn't exist in Laos. Neither does this plane. 977 01:45:52,152 --> 01:45:53,153 Right. 978 01:45:53,696 --> 01:45:57,199 We'll do what we do best. 979 01:45:57,741 --> 01:45:59,243 We fly!