0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:01:28,727 --> 00:01:32,402 There are no American combat forces in Laos. 2 00:01:55,487 --> 00:02:00,277 We are concerned by the North Vietnamese move into Laos. 3 00:02:17,487 --> 00:02:20,445 50000 North Vietnamese are there at the present time. 4 00:03:27,327 --> 00:03:30,399 American participation in Laos is at 5 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:33,435 the request of the neutralist government 6 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:38,797 which was set up in accordance with the 1962 accords, agreed to 7 00:03:39,727 --> 00:03:41,558 by Hanoi, Peking, and the USSR. 8 00:03:42,127 --> 00:03:45,563 We have been providing logistical support 9 00:03:46,127 --> 00:03:51,599 and some training to avoid Laos falling 10 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:54,727 under Communist domination. 11 00:03:55,287 --> 00:03:57,676 No American manpower in Laos 12 00:03:58,247 --> 00:04:01,523 is there on a combat basis. 13 00:04:18,687 --> 00:04:19,597 Come on! 14 00:04:52,807 --> 00:04:54,206 Gene, no! 15 00:04:54,887 --> 00:04:55,797 No chance. 16 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:57,846 Get back! Stay back! 17 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:02,956 Son of a bitch. 18 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:05,363 Gene... 19 00:05:05,927 --> 00:05:08,646 To hell with the cargo! Is he dead? 20 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:13,597 Well, Rob, if he's not he's very, very calm. 21 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:16,199 Jesus, I'm sorry. 22 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:17,882 Hey, Gene 23 00:05:20,727 --> 00:05:22,797 We're not here right now. 24 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,444 I saw Nixon on TV. 25 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:30,636 So we're not actually here 26 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:32,640 and this didn't happen. 27 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,404 Maybe not for you and not for Nixon 28 00:05:38,127 --> 00:05:41,722 but it happened for Doug. We sure go through pilots. 29 00:05:42,287 --> 00:05:45,040 Gene! Remember! 30 00:05:46,047 --> 00:05:47,002 Shhh! 31 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:52,516 Since we're not here, I don't remember what the fuck you didn't say. 32 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:56,523 These pilots are head cases! Yeah. 33 00:05:57,087 --> 00:05:59,999 And the worst part is we need more of 'em. 34 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:47,639 Now to our "eye in the sky" pilot Billy Covington. 35 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,560 How ya doing up there? 36 00:06:50,127 --> 00:06:53,244 I think the music speaks for me: 37 00:06:53,807 --> 00:06:55,684 "All I want is to be 'a free 38 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:59,284 live my life the way I want 'a be." 39 00:06:59,847 --> 00:07:01,644 How's the traffic, Billy? 40 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:04,801 Traffic's kinda depressing. Sad. 41 00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:07,961 Real congested. Kinda bumsy looking 42 00:07:08,527 --> 00:07:11,963 to tell you. We've heard there's 43 00:07:12,527 --> 00:07:14,119 a whale of a jam on the 103. 44 00:07:14,687 --> 00:07:17,963 Yeah. You know why? That's why we 45 00:07:18,527 --> 00:07:21,360 go to you, Bill. I'll tell you. 46 00:07:21,927 --> 00:07:25,203 'Cause most drivers turn into pagan rubbernecks, hoping 47 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:28,406 to see a fatality. Makes a gawker's block 48 00:07:28,967 --> 00:07:31,322 for a coupla miles back. 49 00:07:31,887 --> 00:07:33,400 Not unlike this moron 50 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:38,119 in the brown 18 wheeler from Rubio moving and hauling. 51 00:07:39,047 --> 00:07:40,844 'Scuse me a sec, Stevie. 52 00:07:41,687 --> 00:07:44,042 Move your truck! An ambulance is coming! 53 00:07:44,607 --> 00:07:46,802 Fuck you, "eye in the sky!" 54 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,039 Fuck me? Yeah! Fuck you! 55 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:51,882 What'd you say? I said fuck you! 56 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,438 You want a convertible? Get down here 57 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,567 fucking punk. I'll kick your ass! 58 00:07:58,127 --> 00:07:59,196 You airborne piece of shit! 59 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:05,558 This is Rock 1080, where else can you get such in depth traffic reporting? 60 00:08:06,127 --> 00:08:08,766 You should be arrested! This is very dangerous! 61 00:08:12,767 --> 00:08:16,203 I'll bust that whirlybird to hell and back! 62 00:08:44,887 --> 00:08:46,366 License SUSPEN DED 63 00:08:54,687 --> 00:08:55,722 Hey, Billy. 64 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:59,085 Who are you? Heard about your fall from grace. 65 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:02,480 An adventurer without an adventure. Wrong. 66 00:09:03,047 --> 00:09:05,515 Nothing lower than a grounded pilot. Who are you? 67 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:10,404 I want to ask you why you flew so low over that accident? 68 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,958 The ambulance couldn't get through. 69 00:09:15,327 --> 00:09:19,036 I want to be down in the action. Thought so. 70 00:09:19,607 --> 00:09:24,317 The thing that got you fired here can get you hired in Laos. 71 00:09:24,887 --> 00:09:25,797 There's a war there! 72 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:29,325 In Vietnam, not Laos. You saw the President on TV? 73 00:09:29,887 --> 00:09:32,162 Heckle and Jeckle talk on TV doesn't mean 74 00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:35,525 I believe birds can really talk. Point taken. 75 00:09:36,087 --> 00:09:37,884 But there's no war in Laos. 76 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:41,564 You can take that to the bank. Who'll be signing my checks? 77 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:45,679 Our outfit's called Air America. Strictly civilian. 78 00:09:46,247 --> 00:09:48,317 American Pilots. Men like you. 79 00:09:48,887 --> 00:09:54,200 Wild men flying cargo and refugees in the wild East. 80 00:09:55,247 --> 00:09:56,726 FAA took my ticket, man. 81 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,478 Get you a new one in Taiwan. No sweat. 82 00:10:01,087 --> 00:10:02,406 Who are you? 83 00:10:03,607 --> 00:10:05,723 Your biggest fan. 84 00:11:02,087 --> 00:11:05,602 What's it supposed to be? Sound of the torment of war. 85 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,965 When the enemy hears this coming from your planes 86 00:11:09,527 --> 00:11:12,325 they'll flip. The North Vietnamese 87 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:17,483 are pouring into Laos heading to Saigon along the Ho Chi Minh trail 88 00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:20,083 hooking up with their Commie buddies. 89 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:24,481 We blast 'em with this stuff they panic, they scatter. I admit 90 00:11:25,047 --> 00:11:28,437 it's a dangerous mission. Worse than dangerous. 91 00:11:29,007 --> 00:11:31,475 This is embarrassing, man! 92 00:11:32,047 --> 00:11:33,958 They'll point and laugh! 93 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,119 This tape 94 00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:40,123 was made by experts for maximum psychological effect. 95 00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:43,042 You've got no idea who you're fighting here. 96 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:46,679 You know more about it than American Intelligence. 97 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:53,083 Don't use the word "intelligence" to describe your job. 98 00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:57,799 Rob Diehl? Hi. 99 00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,720 I'm Billy Covington. 100 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,755 Welcome. Thanks. 101 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:06,996 You have some paperwork? Nice bat. 102 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:09,398 Billy is one of you guys. 103 00:12:11,287 --> 00:12:13,164 Thanks. So talk to 'em. 104 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:17,440 Hi, guys. What brings you here, Covington? 105 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,758 I hear there's some good flying. 106 00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:22,203 Good flying? 107 00:12:23,407 --> 00:12:24,123 Yeah? 108 00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,484 Depends where you're coming from. 109 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,003 Where are you coming from? 110 00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:34,083 From L.A. The west coast of the US. Where are you coming from? 111 00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:36,797 From the dark side of the moon. 112 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,720 And I'm going back there soon. 113 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,003 The golden BB is coming. My bat. 114 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,285 Nomenclature: BB, gold. 115 00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:49,803 Ordinance: Personnel, Neely. 116 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,485 And the four rounds you can't... 117 00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,642 Pilot hi jinks. It's their way of coping. 118 00:12:57,207 --> 00:13:00,199 Pilot hi jinks? This is psychotic behavior. 119 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:05,158 Psychotic behavior is company policy at Air America. I'm Gene Ryack. 120 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:10,518 Take Billy on his orientation flight. OK with me. Is it OK with you? 121 00:13:11,047 --> 00:13:14,278 Let's get in the wind. Give him the bat. 122 00:13:15,247 --> 00:13:18,159 This is Long Tieng, right? Right. 123 00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:22,003 There's nothing here on the map. 124 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:26,276 Well I guess it's like Rob says. We're not here. 125 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:30,157 Which means you're not seeing the second biggest city in Laos 126 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,400 built from scratch by the U. S. Government. 127 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:37,642 And we really don't run 400 flights or ship 100 tons of cargo 128 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:41,358 medicine, weapons or local troops, like those. 129 00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:45,806 "Anywhere, anything, any time." That's our motto. 130 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,645 We fly C 123, Helio Couriers fairly normal machines. 131 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:54,005 But the real fun is playing with these freaky planes. 132 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,242 These aren't legal in the US. This ain't the States. 133 00:13:58,807 --> 00:13:59,796 Damn right. 134 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:05,364 Watcha got today? Peanutbutter and mayo. What you got? 135 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:07,883 Flight schedule. About time 136 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,198 You seem to be doing OK. 137 00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:36,724 I do all right in the air I tend to fuck up on the ground. 138 00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:40,404 Mind if I look in your logbook? 139 00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:44,683 14 months of bush flying in Canada. 140 00:14:45,247 --> 00:14:47,602 Bush flying? Yeah, bush flying. 141 00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:51,042 2 months crop dusting outside of Fresno. 142 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:53,677 Fresno. Your a real fucking hero. 143 00:14:56,967 --> 00:15:01,119 You flew "eye in the sky"? Ex cuse me, is that an Uzi? 144 00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,996 That'd make a great ad: 145 00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:06,763 "Ex cuse me, is that an Uzi?" "Why yes 146 00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:11,798 self defense is no joke. That's why I pack an Uzi. 147 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:13,516 Accept no substitutes." 148 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,679 Show him your amulet, Gene! 149 00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:18,243 What's in there? 150 00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:22,641 The ashes of my big toe. Shot off through the floor of the cockpit. 151 00:15:23,207 --> 00:15:24,276 Not far from here. 152 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:27,361 You get shot here? It was ugly. 153 00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:29,758 He had it cremated. 154 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:32,318 Always has it with him. Wait a sec. 155 00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:36,846 No one told me about losing toes. He never mentioned toe loss. 156 00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:39,165 Who The recruiter. 157 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,475 Why didn't you get it sewn back on? 158 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:46,602 When a piece of me gets shot off I don't want it back. 159 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,919 It's still with us in spirit. 160 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:50,602 You understand? 161 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,681 In spirit, toe ism. 162 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:12,595 Royal Asian Airlines Flight No. 744. Arriving at gate 12. 163 00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:15,918 Glad you could make it, sir. 164 00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:24,957 A US senator? In my back yard? On a fact finding mission? 165 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,839 He's not gonna find any facts. I promise. 166 00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:33,764 Certainly not about our little deal. Besides, he's a dimwit. 167 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,440 He had a tractor dealership before he got elected. 168 00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:43,802 Harry Truman sold cheap suits he wound up dropping an atomic bomb. 169 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:05,639 Welcome to Vientiane, sir. Thank you, Ambassador Marloff. 170 00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:09,961 Senator, this is major Lemond. I'm sure you've heard of him. 171 00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:14,122 Of course. Where's the uniform, Major? Too hot for all those ribbons? 172 00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:18,760 You going civvie on us? I'm a civilian now. 173 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:21,363 With the Air Force at heart. 174 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:27,244 Thank you. Put bag in big car. Senator... 175 00:17:27,807 --> 00:17:28,796 I know. 176 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:31,835 Sorry have no local dinero. 177 00:17:32,407 --> 00:17:34,125 Give tip later OK? Senator! 178 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,566 This is General Lu Soong Supreme Commander of the Allies. 179 00:17:42,407 --> 00:17:43,635 Hello? 180 00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:45,236 Anybody home? 181 00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:48,044 Get a load of Senator Tact here. 182 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:52,361 When you go to France, you have General DeGaulle carry luggage? 183 00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:54,196 Rob, the bag. 184 00:17:56,087 --> 00:18:00,000 I'll take that, sir. Your jacket? Thank you. 185 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,320 Lighten up on the stick. We're gonna land. 186 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,361 Land? Where? 187 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:15,805 I'll show you. Oh, come on. 188 00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:21,078 That's not a strip, it's a mountain. Full flap, 3 cranks. 189 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:30,676 Please don't do this. 190 00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:43,797 That was great. How was it for you? 191 00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:09,403 There're people in the jungle! 192 00:19:10,527 --> 00:19:11,960 Don't, I know them. 193 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,516 Who are they? 194 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:17,397 Friends of my wife. Little one's my brother in law 195 00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,435 with a business proposition. Don't do that. 196 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:45,161 Six crates of weapons. I'll make you a good offer. 197 00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:50,600 The Russians air dropped them for the Pathet Lao. 198 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,164 We stole 'em. Brand new. 199 00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,564 I'll give you 400 kips. 200 00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:06,720 400? You want a slingshot? 800 kips! 201 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,998 600, and it's a deal. 202 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,237 Brother in laws are the same all over. 203 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:22,206 He's ripping me off... 204 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:23,722 Deal! 205 00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:43,600 You use my orientation flight for some private scam? 206 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,806 Welcome to the orient. 207 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,044 This is my retirement plan! 208 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:54,795 I've been flying fifteen years and want my chunk of the American dream. 209 00:20:56,607 --> 00:20:57,801 Running guns? 210 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,724 OK, this is the hard part. 211 00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:10,483 I noticed, no radar. 212 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,800 Right, just dead reckoning. 213 00:21:14,847 --> 00:21:16,405 I can handle it. 214 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:18,197 Good. 215 00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:32,955 Gene, sit down. Check this out! 216 00:21:35,847 --> 00:21:36,996 Pretty good, huh? 217 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:04,043 OK, we almost hit that at 3700 feet. Any higher peaks than that? 218 00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:09,165 At 3700 feet! Any higher peaks around here? 219 00:22:09,727 --> 00:22:10,637 Yeah. 220 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:13,243 I need green. Don't use mine. 221 00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:16,526 We gotta get on a new safety height, OK? 222 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:20,045 Hey, I was going for that one! You did that on purpose. 223 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,486 Last time you colored the sky pink. Are we south or east of 224 00:22:25,047 --> 00:22:26,162 the Atlantic here? 225 00:22:26,727 --> 00:22:28,160 South or east? 226 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:33,716 South or east? East! Don't bother me! 227 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,198 Stay on your side! It's my coloring book. 228 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:39,998 If you want to color you have to be nice to me. 229 00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:59,404 Hey, Senator let us show you the real Laos! 230 00:23:02,127 --> 00:23:03,719 Sir, he's getting out. 231 00:23:04,287 --> 00:23:05,800 Senator, wait! 232 00:23:07,407 --> 00:23:10,126 Those pilots are drunk. Not just drunk 233 00:23:10,687 --> 00:23:13,201 they're drunk Americans. Hey, fellas! 234 00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:16,797 Pitchin' a little woo, are ya? 235 00:23:18,807 --> 00:23:22,482 Don't be embarrassed. I may look like an old fart 236 00:23:23,047 --> 00:23:26,801 but before I found the lord, I partook of wine, women, and song, too. 237 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:34,796 But seriously, even though you won't get any medals, or be in history books 238 00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:37,638 some of us in Washington know exactly 239 00:23:38,207 --> 00:23:40,004 what you're doing for the war effort. 240 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,162 Could you explain it to us? 241 00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:05,362 It's just as heavy as Vietnam. No! 242 00:24:05,927 --> 00:24:08,282 Never compare the two. 243 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:12,556 Vietnam is for niggers and no necks. 244 00:24:13,127 --> 00:24:15,243 Sorry it's the Mai Tai talking. 245 00:24:17,127 --> 00:24:20,961 This is a gentleman's war a thinking man's war. 246 00:24:21,647 --> 00:24:22,602 Hello. 247 00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:26,921 Corinne Landreaux this is Billy Covington. 248 00:24:27,487 --> 00:24:30,877 She helps our Asian brothers in the hills. Thanks. 249 00:24:31,447 --> 00:24:33,278 Hey, I kid, because I care. 250 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,765 You know what the whole problem with the Vietnam war is? 251 00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:44,121 It's too public. A secret war is the way to go. 252 00:24:44,687 --> 00:24:47,997 No reporters, no TV You blackout the war 253 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:52,196 like a football game. And y'know what? 254 00:24:54,647 --> 00:24:56,046 We can't lose. 255 00:24:57,447 --> 00:24:59,199 Can I ask you one thing? 256 00:25:00,247 --> 00:25:04,081 Is it a kinky turn on for you to bring her to a whorehouse with you? 257 00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:10,601 This is not just a whorehouse. Men talk business here. 258 00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:13,362 I was just getting used to this being a war. 259 00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:17,516 Who told you they were two different things? 260 00:25:18,087 --> 00:25:19,725 Rob, I need you outside. 261 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,278 And clear headed! 262 00:25:35,127 --> 00:25:36,242 Worried, Rob? 263 00:25:36,807 --> 00:25:41,119 I wonder what the Pepsi people would think if they knew. 264 00:25:42,287 --> 00:25:44,881 Don't you ever wonder? No. 265 00:25:45,447 --> 00:25:48,598 I wonder how many pilots already know about his place. 266 00:25:53,647 --> 00:25:57,481 Heroin good, very good. You want to try? 267 00:25:58,487 --> 00:26:01,763 With all due respect I'm not here for a taste test. 268 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,763 I'm here to ask you again 269 00:26:06,327 --> 00:26:09,478 to shut this lab down just while the Senator is here. 270 00:26:10,047 --> 00:26:15,075 Why you not tell baggage man Senator to go home? Kick out! 271 00:26:15,847 --> 00:26:18,315 I wish it were that simple. 272 00:26:18,847 --> 00:26:22,556 In a civlized country like yours it would be. 273 00:26:23,127 --> 00:26:28,247 But in this case, it's easier to shut down this lab. 274 00:26:28,807 --> 00:26:31,082 Then you and me be poor and cannot pay for war. 275 00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:35,117 If we don't sell heroin no money to feed my soldiers. 276 00:26:35,687 --> 00:26:38,804 No, Major. Better we stay good friends. 277 00:26:40,127 --> 00:26:43,358 You take care of silly suitcase man OK? 278 00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:47,125 Of course, General. 279 00:26:47,687 --> 00:26:51,726 As always, you are right. 280 00:27:10,247 --> 00:27:12,124 Something wrong? 281 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:17,444 I was always the weirdest guy in the room. Here I'm not in the running. 282 00:27:18,007 --> 00:27:20,521 You can be as weird as anyone here. 283 00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:23,396 It just takes a little time. 284 00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:26,956 I feel like I'm on a roller coaster of bar girls 285 00:27:27,527 --> 00:27:30,121 strange squiggly signs weird vehicles and 286 00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:32,120 more bar girls, and Mai Tais and 287 00:27:32,687 --> 00:27:36,999 what am I doing here? I ask myself that all the time. 288 00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:41,281 Why am I here? Why am I here? 289 00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,604 A taste of the States, feel better? 290 00:27:46,487 --> 00:27:49,160 Yeah, everything's back to normal now. Good. 291 00:28:04,207 --> 00:28:05,401 Nice silencer. 292 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:08,481 I am a very considerate person. 293 00:28:09,207 --> 00:28:13,405 If I want to shoot lizards at night on my miniature golf course 294 00:28:14,047 --> 00:28:16,880 no reason to keep the neighbors awake. 295 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:20,803 You follow me? Yeah, at a distance. 296 00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:28,086 You're all right... fuckin' punk. 297 00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:33,437 Jack's the only man you ever met with his own miniature golf course. 298 00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:38,285 Why don't you open this place up and charge admission? 299 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:40,644 You guys can do that when I'm gone. 300 00:28:41,247 --> 00:28:43,715 You guys get it in my will. Oh, shit. Please! 301 00:28:44,527 --> 00:28:46,643 Jack's got a point: 302 00:28:47,207 --> 00:28:49,084 The old timers don't get a pension. 303 00:28:49,647 --> 00:28:52,798 Each pilot has to work out his own retirement scam. 304 00:28:54,327 --> 00:28:57,876 Gino, how's your guns and ammo shop? Building up invertory? 305 00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:02,679 You ever gonna sell? Never make a move too soon. 306 00:29:03,247 --> 00:29:06,557 I got a foolproof plan. I'll take my money... 307 00:29:07,127 --> 00:29:09,846 ...and fly a Coppertone banner over Coney Island 308 00:29:10,407 --> 00:29:14,286 and tell war stories in bars. 309 00:29:19,247 --> 00:29:24,002 "The golden BB's coming up to Neely now..." 310 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,046 Why you do that? 311 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,361 Why the fuck? 312 00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:46,317 Hey, professionalism. 313 00:29:47,847 --> 00:29:49,963 How often do you guys go on a bender like this? 314 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,677 Bender? This is just nighttime. 315 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:21,922 O.V.! 316 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,445 Wake Billy! I gotta bring him to work. 317 00:30:30,687 --> 00:30:33,247 Wake up, junior! Wake up! 318 00:30:46,127 --> 00:30:49,324 It's OK. He likes to fly. 319 00:31:39,687 --> 00:31:40,802 Good morning! 320 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,203 Crazy Americans! 321 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:02,799 Gene. Morning, Rob. Morning. 322 00:33:03,367 --> 00:33:07,246 Pick up Senator Davenport at the Vientiane airport 323 00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:09,798 and take him up to the refugee camp at Bien Luc. 324 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:13,165 Lips zipped about this airbase. 325 00:33:13,727 --> 00:33:17,561 If he's dying for local action just dazzle him with bullshit. 326 00:33:18,127 --> 00:33:21,403 We got nothing else to dazzle him with. 327 00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,286 See ya! 328 00:33:26,127 --> 00:33:28,721 Gene! Don't fuck around with the Senator. 329 00:33:29,287 --> 00:33:32,359 What do you mean? He's on a need to know basis. 330 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:36,806 The mushroom treatment: Keep him in the dark and feed him on shit. 331 00:33:44,207 --> 00:33:46,243 What's he doing to your plane? 332 00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:49,116 He's purifying it. It's a Buddhist ritual. 333 00:34:09,207 --> 00:34:12,085 Gene, is there a secret air base around here? 334 00:34:12,647 --> 00:34:14,524 Which air base, sir? 335 00:34:17,487 --> 00:34:19,637 I feel I'm being kept out of the loop. 336 00:34:20,207 --> 00:34:23,517 What do I know. I'm just a luggage boy. 337 00:34:24,087 --> 00:34:27,159 General, stop pouting. I apologized. 338 00:34:27,727 --> 00:34:29,797 I should be carrying your luggage. 339 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:33,404 That's how much the US government values your support. 340 00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:39,596 I hear that the USA finish war and leave Southeast Asia. 341 00:34:40,167 --> 00:34:43,125 Without suitcase. General 342 00:34:44,327 --> 00:34:47,797 if things get too hairy for us politically, we have to bug out 343 00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:49,561 and bring you with us. 344 00:34:50,127 --> 00:34:52,925 We take care of our buddies. You take care of shit! 345 00:34:53,487 --> 00:34:57,605 We've made general Ky in Vietnam a very generous offer. 346 00:34:58,167 --> 00:35:01,477 I know Marshal Ky. He's small time. 347 00:35:02,047 --> 00:35:04,766 After war he want to be in America liquor store owner. 348 00:35:05,327 --> 00:35:09,002 I not going from being warlord to liquor store owner! 349 00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:15,840 Tell the Senator what you really want, General. 350 00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:18,398 Come on, don't be shy. 351 00:35:19,807 --> 00:35:22,321 Holiday Inn. Southern California. 352 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:24,559 Owner and operator. 353 00:35:26,887 --> 00:35:29,082 That could be difficult. 354 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:31,800 You find all this funny? 355 00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:35,006 Very. But, hell, Senator 356 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:38,559 If you can't laugh at war what's the use of fighting? 357 00:35:41,727 --> 00:35:44,036 You've got a good point! 358 00:36:11,727 --> 00:36:14,366 What's that tin horn general doing in my camp? 359 00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:18,636 Corinne, this is Senator Davenport. Welcome, Senator. 360 00:36:20,007 --> 00:36:24,080 Corinne Landreaux from US Aid. May I show you around? 361 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:29,157 Your boss picked a hell of a place in the heart of opium country. 362 00:36:29,727 --> 00:36:32,639 My first choice was Kansas but nothing was free. 363 00:36:33,207 --> 00:36:35,675 There's only mountains and poppies here. 364 00:36:36,207 --> 00:36:40,803 You stay two, three weeks here? At best, then we leave. 365 00:36:41,607 --> 00:36:43,996 This is noble work you do. 366 00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:48,879 Thank you, Senator. I'll see you at the plane. Bye. 367 00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:54,725 Look at him operate! 368 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:58,639 He's shanghaiing men and boys for his private army. 369 00:36:59,207 --> 00:37:02,324 That's an ugly word. What would you call it? 370 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,606 I'd say he's showing charisma. Charisma? 371 00:37:06,167 --> 00:37:09,921 These people have different values than we do. 372 00:37:10,487 --> 00:37:14,116 But the nice part is we're all pulling together for the same cause. 373 00:37:14,687 --> 00:37:16,200 The same cause? 374 00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:19,327 Soong's only cause is General Soong. Don't you get it? 375 00:37:19,887 --> 00:37:24,438 The CIA flies drugs for him so he loans us his troops. 376 00:37:25,007 --> 00:37:27,805 You know what? You've been working your butt off 377 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:32,406 under the hot sun and God bless you for it. 378 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:35,283 But you're starting to rave. 379 00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:37,958 I think you need a vacation. 380 00:37:42,047 --> 00:37:43,002 Have a nice day. 381 00:37:43,567 --> 00:37:45,319 Thanks for coming. 382 00:37:45,887 --> 00:37:49,846 You do me great honor for come to Nino's, Ex cellency. 383 00:37:50,407 --> 00:37:52,238 Thank you, Nino. 384 00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:58,683 I'm concerned, gentlemen. 385 00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:01,477 We're not children in Congress. General Song... 386 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:06,484 Soong. Is up to something with opium. 387 00:38:07,047 --> 00:38:09,880 Now, nobody's perfect not even our allies. 388 00:38:11,967 --> 00:38:16,995 But seriously, when we hear rumors of Americans taking drug money 389 00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:21,845 it endangers the entire war. Now I want to know the truth. 390 00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:26,121 I'm afraid we've been keeping the truth from you. 391 00:38:26,687 --> 00:38:31,158 We suspect that our planes are being used to fly Opium 392 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,365 from the highlands to Vientiane 393 00:38:33,927 --> 00:38:35,997 where it is processed into heroin. Dear God. 394 00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:40,642 Why wasn't I told before? 395 00:38:41,207 --> 00:38:43,596 We've made a grave mistake. 396 00:38:45,207 --> 00:38:47,801 We were trying to protect the good name of our pilots, sir. 397 00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:50,319 You mean our pilots... 398 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:54,044 ...are smuggling narcotics? 399 00:38:54,607 --> 00:38:58,725 Not all of 'em, sir. Just a few bad apples. 400 00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:01,642 They know we can't inspect every piece of cargo. 401 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,118 So they take advantage of our trust. 402 00:39:05,247 --> 00:39:07,715 Do you know who they are? We'll find out. 403 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:12,758 I pledge to you we'll find those rotten apples. 404 00:40:01,447 --> 00:40:03,802 Hey, General. What's the cargo? 405 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,198 None of your business. 406 00:40:08,327 --> 00:40:09,806 Your cargo's loaded. 407 00:40:11,647 --> 00:40:13,797 Here's your co pilot. 408 00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:17,198 Enjoy the animals, fellas. 409 00:40:20,447 --> 00:40:21,277 What? 410 00:40:22,127 --> 00:40:24,243 I got a bad feeling this morning. 411 00:40:24,927 --> 00:40:27,919 Don't worry, we won't run into any golden BB'S, OK? 412 00:40:28,487 --> 00:40:31,479 I'll be your good luck charm. No bullets. 413 00:40:48,287 --> 00:40:51,040 Rice drop's first then the 3 little pigs. 414 00:40:51,607 --> 00:40:53,757 There's no sign on the last one. 415 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,795 General Soong supervised the loading. 416 00:40:58,047 --> 00:40:59,275 So, what would that be? 417 00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,006 Come up to a 12 o'clock. 418 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,158 First drop zone coming up! 419 00:41:12,727 --> 00:41:13,842 Stand by! 420 00:41:15,967 --> 00:41:17,082 Coming up on it. 421 00:41:19,847 --> 00:41:20,962 Looking good. 422 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:22,642 Air speed's good. 423 00:41:24,727 --> 00:41:26,001 Altitude's good. 424 00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:33,238 Three. 425 00:41:34,127 --> 00:41:35,037 Two. 426 00:41:35,647 --> 00:41:36,796 One. 427 00:41:37,727 --> 00:41:38,318 Now! 428 00:41:46,887 --> 00:41:48,479 Kwan went out the back! What? 429 00:41:49,047 --> 00:41:51,003 Has she got a chute? 430 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,762 No. What? We gotta go back! 431 00:41:54,327 --> 00:41:57,160 No. You never go back. What do you mean? 432 00:41:57,727 --> 00:42:02,278 You just lost your kicker! You never go back. 433 00:42:07,407 --> 00:42:09,204 Jesus Christ you meet someone and they die. 434 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:14,762 They should always wear chutes. 435 00:42:21,727 --> 00:42:22,716 Hey, come on! 436 00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:26,526 That's not funny! OK? 437 00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:28,919 That's not funny! 438 00:42:36,567 --> 00:42:38,444 Billy, how's it going? 439 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:40,239 Great. 440 00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:47,083 Listen. Nino's got lobster tonight 441 00:42:47,647 --> 00:42:50,878 but you gotta order in advance. You up for some of that? 442 00:42:51,447 --> 00:42:54,439 Lobster again? If I'm still alive I'd like some. 443 00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,043 Good, I'll radio in 444 00:42:57,607 --> 00:43:02,123 a reservation. 9 o'clock OK for you guys? 445 00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,247 Great Rodger that. 446 00:43:06,967 --> 00:43:08,400 Hell of a war, man. 447 00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:12,961 340. 12 o'clock coming up. 448 00:43:13,527 --> 00:43:14,801 Stand by. 449 00:43:22,607 --> 00:43:23,642 Comin' up on it. 450 00:43:24,207 --> 00:43:25,196 Three. Two. 451 00:43:26,447 --> 00:43:27,357 One. 452 00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:28,797 Now! 453 00:43:50,247 --> 00:43:51,646 Shit! 454 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:54,038 Quit it! 455 00:43:58,247 --> 00:43:59,202 Oh man. 456 00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:02,676 Who's shooting at us? Here? Everybody. 457 00:44:07,087 --> 00:44:10,557 I'm not gonna die dropping pigs from the sky. 458 00:44:11,687 --> 00:44:15,566 The golden BB. I knew it. 459 00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:19,204 Just a question of when. I knew you were coming. 460 00:44:19,767 --> 00:44:21,803 I saw it in the mirror this morning 461 00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:25,962 when I cut myself shaving. I saw it, bright as the sun. 462 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:34,476 Jack, we're hit in number 2! Extinguisher! 463 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,163 There goes an engine. Of course. 464 00:44:42,287 --> 00:44:43,606 Hey! Wake up, man! 465 00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:46,158 Check the oil pressure. 466 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:50,197 Check the oil pressure! Dropping. 467 00:44:50,767 --> 00:44:52,439 Check number 1! 468 00:44:53,007 --> 00:44:53,723 Number 1 OK. 469 00:44:54,887 --> 00:44:57,526 Is 9:30 okay? Nino says he can't get us a table earlier. 470 00:44:58,087 --> 00:45:00,681 Gene, we're hit, throwing fuel! We're going down! 471 00:45:01,247 --> 00:45:03,715 You still in gun range? Yes. 472 00:45:04,607 --> 00:45:08,156 Change altitude and heading every few seconds. Gimme a location. 473 00:45:10,687 --> 00:45:13,406 Jack! Got a minute? Location! Stop snoozing! 474 00:45:16,287 --> 00:45:17,879 2 miles south of Tango 7. 475 00:45:19,127 --> 00:45:23,245 There's a strip just the other side of Tango 7. Can you make it? 476 00:45:23,807 --> 00:45:24,876 Doubt it! 477 00:45:25,447 --> 00:45:27,085 Come on, man. You can make it. 478 00:45:27,807 --> 00:45:31,243 Jeez, I'll make it. 10 degrees right. 479 00:45:31,807 --> 00:45:33,399 Welcome back! 480 00:45:34,927 --> 00:45:35,757 Did I leave? 481 00:45:40,847 --> 00:45:44,362 Wild Dog to base. Pilots in jeopardy near Tango 7. 482 00:45:44,927 --> 00:45:46,838 Am heading over there. 483 00:45:47,407 --> 00:45:50,126 Maintain course, Wild Dog. We'll send a recon plane. 484 00:45:50,687 --> 00:45:52,962 Wild Dog, you copy? 485 00:45:53,527 --> 00:45:55,085 Wild Dog to base. Fuck off. 486 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:01,520 Where we at? 487 00:46:02,287 --> 00:46:03,640 You see it? No. 488 00:46:04,207 --> 00:46:05,435 1 o'clock. 489 00:46:06,727 --> 00:46:08,638 I got it. Landing gear down! 490 00:46:09,207 --> 00:46:10,037 Coming down. 491 00:46:15,847 --> 00:46:19,078 It's not going down! Don't worry. Go to manual. 492 00:46:24,807 --> 00:46:27,605 What have we got? Nothing so far. 493 00:46:28,447 --> 00:46:31,325 We're gonna jump. Kwanh! Put your 'chute on! 494 00:46:36,647 --> 00:46:39,241 You too, Neely. Put your 'chute on, man! 495 00:46:39,807 --> 00:46:43,800 I'm riding it in with you. No! I want you off! 496 00:46:46,087 --> 00:46:50,922 When I level out, jump! OK? I'm taking it in with you! No! 497 00:46:52,327 --> 00:46:54,363 The only thing God drops from the sky is bird shit! 498 00:46:54,927 --> 00:46:56,326 Bird shit and you! 499 00:46:56,887 --> 00:47:00,197 That's new. Birdshit and catatonic pilots. 500 00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:01,882 Jump! 501 00:47:10,207 --> 00:47:11,606 OK, you're next! 502 00:47:12,807 --> 00:47:15,685 You're most vulnerable floating down in a 'chute. 503 00:47:16,247 --> 00:47:17,999 I'll get a golden BB up my ass! 504 00:47:18,567 --> 00:47:22,196 If it doesn't open I can use my reserve... 505 00:47:22,767 --> 00:47:24,200 Get up, man! Please! 506 00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:27,804 See you down there. Good luck! 507 00:47:32,287 --> 00:47:36,599 I have never had to jump out of an airplane before! 508 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:40,835 I'm a fucking den mother! 509 00:47:49,047 --> 00:47:51,083 OK, can you run, man? Let's go! 510 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:04,363 What are you doing back here? 511 00:48:04,927 --> 00:48:07,236 I forgot my Nikon! Here it is. 512 00:48:07,807 --> 00:48:10,446 You want it? Then jump! Yes! 513 00:48:11,447 --> 00:48:13,039 You put on your parachute! 514 00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:15,006 I'm afraid of heights. 515 00:48:28,847 --> 00:48:29,677 Jump! 516 00:48:31,567 --> 00:48:32,716 Jump! 517 00:48:33,367 --> 00:48:34,243 Bye, now! 518 00:51:10,007 --> 00:51:12,396 Billy, come in. 519 00:51:26,007 --> 00:51:28,646 You satisfied or disappointed that we're alive? 520 00:51:29,207 --> 00:51:33,325 The jungle is full of Commies bandits, and headhunters. 521 00:51:33,887 --> 00:51:35,798 We're not alive yet. 522 00:51:37,487 --> 00:51:40,559 Want a piece of Juicy Fruit? No, I do not. 523 00:51:41,127 --> 00:51:42,719 We going home! 524 00:51:43,287 --> 00:51:46,120 Soon, Kwanh. No. We go now. Look! 525 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,524 Look, we going home. 526 00:52:32,967 --> 00:52:34,195 Good afternoon! 527 00:52:38,407 --> 00:52:39,635 Hiya, General. 528 00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:44,440 Guess you missed us back there. 529 00:52:45,007 --> 00:52:48,602 Sure is nice to see some "friendlies" down here. 530 00:52:49,807 --> 00:52:51,798 It's got a couple dings on it. 531 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:55,764 Sure hope they don't take it out of my paycheck. 532 00:52:57,447 --> 00:53:00,245 Nothin' a coupla days in the shop won't fix... 533 00:53:02,487 --> 00:53:03,806 Lemme give you a hand. 534 00:53:10,407 --> 00:53:12,796 Guess you're in a hurry, huh? 535 00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,362 God, these are heavy! 536 00:53:15,927 --> 00:53:18,566 Gonna be a tight squeeze, huh? 537 00:53:19,127 --> 00:53:19,798 Hey, man! 538 00:53:21,927 --> 00:53:23,326 What about us? 539 00:53:28,367 --> 00:53:29,720 You're leaving us here? 540 00:53:31,407 --> 00:53:32,806 Goddammit! Fuck! 541 00:53:48,807 --> 00:53:50,798 We not go home now. 542 00:53:51,367 --> 00:53:53,517 Opium go home now. 543 00:53:54,247 --> 00:53:58,206 There was opium on that? Opium, you got it. 544 00:53:59,567 --> 00:54:01,285 And he took it instead of us? 545 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:04,202 You helped him load it, pal. 546 00:54:15,207 --> 00:54:19,166 You go north of the strip, I'll look here. We'll find 'em. 547 00:54:19,727 --> 00:54:22,719 If we hurry we can still make that 9:30 table at Nino's. 548 00:54:23,287 --> 00:54:25,517 Sounds good, Gene. See ya! 549 00:54:30,207 --> 00:54:32,562 Where is everybody? 550 00:54:37,127 --> 00:54:38,799 Quit it, OK? 551 00:54:58,687 --> 00:55:02,646 Trouble for our boys off your right wing, jungle's 552 00:55:03,207 --> 00:55:05,084 crawlin' with black pyjamas. 553 00:55:32,687 --> 00:55:33,642 Billy, move! 554 00:55:57,847 --> 00:55:59,041 I quit! 555 00:56:14,527 --> 00:56:15,323 Any extra holes? 556 00:56:15,887 --> 00:56:19,436 No. Wild Dog to base enemy at Tango 7. 557 00:56:20,007 --> 00:56:23,636 Everyone's unfriendly here. Even the "friendlies!" 558 00:56:24,967 --> 00:56:27,686 Why are they so unfriendly? They haven't gotten to know us yet. 559 00:56:30,967 --> 00:56:31,843 Why are they shooting? 560 00:56:32,407 --> 00:56:34,967 'Cause they're unfriendly. 561 00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:46,319 You're losing oil pressure... I already lost tail rotor response. 562 00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:50,717 Put on your belt! 563 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:58,275 I don't want to crash twice today! But my crashes are the best! 564 00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:00,924 You're at 40! 565 00:57:03,847 --> 00:57:05,280 You're redlining! 566 00:57:06,207 --> 00:57:08,357 You're redlining! 567 00:57:11,367 --> 00:57:13,927 Autorotate! Wild Dog to base. 568 00:57:14,487 --> 00:57:17,559 We're going in 3/4 of a mile southwest of Tango 7. 569 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:44,040 Great rescue, huh? I thought you had this blessed. 570 00:57:44,607 --> 00:57:47,121 I thought the monk wasn't really concentrating. 571 00:57:47,687 --> 00:57:49,279 We gotta drop, you know. 572 00:57:49,847 --> 00:57:52,566 No, man. We gotta, we're sniper bait. 573 00:57:53,127 --> 00:57:55,721 Who goes first? There's no fast rule 574 00:57:56,287 --> 00:57:59,723 about crashing through the cockpit. You go first. 575 00:58:00,287 --> 00:58:02,357 I don't want to go first! I'll go. I don't want to go 2nd! 576 00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:05,077 We'll toss a coin. 577 00:58:05,647 --> 00:58:06,557 Call! 578 00:58:07,127 --> 00:58:07,764 Tails. 579 00:58:09,407 --> 00:58:11,875 Is that heads? Is that tails? Tails. 580 00:58:12,527 --> 00:58:13,960 Heads. That's tails. I'll check. 581 00:58:30,567 --> 00:58:31,397 Come on! 582 00:58:32,167 --> 00:58:33,395 It's pretty soft. 583 00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:36,046 I hate going second. 584 00:58:53,527 --> 00:58:56,599 Well that fall seemed to go pretty well. 585 00:59:07,887 --> 00:59:10,606 We should get moving. 586 00:59:11,207 --> 00:59:13,402 Can you walk? Walk? 587 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:16,197 We're in the goddamned jungle! 588 00:59:41,207 --> 00:59:44,483 Give me voice. Gene. Billy. 589 00:59:47,207 --> 00:59:49,482 Come in, Gene, Billy. 590 00:59:50,247 --> 00:59:51,680 Do you read me? 591 01:00:08,367 --> 01:00:11,086 Gene and Billy, where are you? 592 01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,281 Billy and Gene, do you read me? 593 01:00:40,047 --> 01:00:42,277 I stole some stuff as a kid. 594 01:00:43,487 --> 01:00:46,320 Whiffle balls, model airplanes. 595 01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:49,645 I used a fake I D to drink smoked some reefers. 596 01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:51,919 I performed oral sex where it's against the law. 597 01:00:52,447 --> 01:00:56,235 But until I worked for my own government, I never smuggled drugs. 598 01:00:56,767 --> 01:00:59,804 We're not smugglers just pack mules. 599 01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:03,956 No one wins war here without control of the opium trade. 600 01:01:04,487 --> 01:01:08,400 We help Soong get his crop to market. He helps us fight the war. 601 01:01:08,927 --> 01:01:11,043 Don't give me that cooled out Buddhist shit! 602 01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:14,798 Our government is running a war with drug money 603 01:01:15,327 --> 01:01:17,602 and our GI's are getting strung out in Vietnam! 604 01:01:18,127 --> 01:01:20,960 You might as well throw rattlesnakes in the schoolyard! 605 01:01:21,927 --> 01:01:25,681 This doesn't bother your soul? Leave my soul out of this. 606 01:01:26,207 --> 01:01:29,643 We don't work officially for the US government. 607 01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:35,605 Everybody knows. What happens if you say CIA? 608 01:01:40,887 --> 01:01:44,118 Let's change course. Maybe we'll be outta here by morning. 609 01:01:44,647 --> 01:01:46,524 How many more miles? 610 01:02:01,047 --> 01:02:04,722 When the sales rep from Bell Helicopters gets here 611 01:02:05,247 --> 01:02:09,923 go easy on him, not like that asshole from Dow Chemicals. 612 01:02:10,447 --> 01:02:12,881 Nice and easy. Bring him here 613 01:02:13,407 --> 01:02:16,524 vintage wine blah blah blah, elegant dining 614 01:02:17,047 --> 01:02:19,845 get him blown at the White Rose 615 01:02:20,367 --> 01:02:25,122 brandy, espresso. Then just hit him up for the two free choppers. 616 01:02:25,647 --> 01:02:28,525 I'm a little nervous about it. Buona sera, signore. 617 01:02:29,447 --> 01:02:31,438 I have heard about the pilots shooted down. 618 01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:34,720 I hope they safe. I pray for them. 619 01:02:35,247 --> 01:02:37,636 Thank you. Every prayer helps. 620 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:47,396 I have to have coffee with Davenport. What should I do? 621 01:02:47,927 --> 01:02:50,646 I'll take him to the White Rose. I'll get him blown. 622 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:52,361 No. No. What? 623 01:02:52,887 --> 01:02:56,118 Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. 624 01:02:56,647 --> 01:02:59,684 With him, you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. 625 01:03:00,607 --> 01:03:02,086 You let him bring it up. 626 01:03:12,447 --> 01:03:13,323 Jesus! 627 01:03:13,847 --> 01:03:14,757 Again? 628 01:03:15,287 --> 01:03:18,006 Restaurant closed! Health violation. 629 01:03:18,527 --> 01:03:19,926 All go home now! 630 01:03:20,447 --> 01:03:22,085 Everybody go now!! 631 01:03:27,047 --> 01:03:30,835 I do business with round eyes all my life! 632 01:03:31,367 --> 01:03:33,835 But I don't let a Corsican fuck me! 633 01:03:34,367 --> 01:03:35,083 You crazy? 634 01:03:35,607 --> 01:03:38,280 I pick up opium myself! In bad danger! 635 01:03:38,807 --> 01:03:41,321 Your men don't want to pay same same last time! 636 01:03:41,847 --> 01:03:44,884 No more break this china! Understand? 637 01:03:46,447 --> 01:03:47,766 Now I tell you something. 638 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:50,642 I talk to Marseilles. I talk to New York. 639 01:03:51,647 --> 01:03:53,558 They say Opium not so good this year. 640 01:03:54,087 --> 01:03:57,318 Been cut with baking powder. So who fucking who? 641 01:03:57,847 --> 01:04:01,078 No, I no gonna pay you same same. You give me shit! 642 01:04:01,687 --> 01:04:05,885 Nino. You listen to me. You pay same same 643 01:04:06,687 --> 01:04:09,121 or you never use my planes again. 644 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,598 OK, pay same same. 645 01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:02,923 So this is the face of modern Communism? 646 01:05:03,447 --> 01:05:06,678 Wrong. A devout Communist carries an AK 47 647 01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:09,801 they have the oldest weapons known to man. 648 01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:12,887 These are hillbillies. 649 01:05:13,767 --> 01:05:17,760 And they're pissed. They don't cotton to outsiders. 650 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:29,884 What're they saying? 651 01:05:31,247 --> 01:05:33,442 I'm surprised they haven't killed us yet. 652 01:05:33,967 --> 01:05:36,561 Surprised? How come you're so relaxed? 653 01:05:37,087 --> 01:05:42,036 Don't you get it? When you die that's it! Blackness. 654 01:05:42,887 --> 01:05:45,321 They stick you in a box in the ground. 655 01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:48,759 Don't even let you out on weekends. Depressing. 656 01:05:49,287 --> 01:05:50,481 Right. Nothing. 657 01:05:51,207 --> 01:05:53,437 Buddha says... Stop it! 658 01:05:53,967 --> 01:05:56,606 A real Buddhist wouldn't be running guns. 659 01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:02,877 You're a hustler. Call it Religion, but you're a hustler. 660 01:06:03,687 --> 01:06:06,645 I never said I was a good Buddhist. 661 01:06:10,647 --> 01:06:12,285 They're gonna do it. 662 01:06:14,687 --> 01:06:16,484 You don't need to speed things up! 663 01:06:17,487 --> 01:06:20,399 Those guns are all wrong for the rainy conditions. 664 01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:23,361 You need all weather weapons. 665 01:06:23,887 --> 01:06:29,166 Your guns were made in France for the desert warfare. 666 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:35,599 I hope you didn't pay more than two pigs for it. 667 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,123 A cow. 668 01:06:39,047 --> 01:06:40,526 Yeah, I know. 669 01:06:41,047 --> 01:06:44,483 A cow? For a stupid musket? 670 01:06:46,687 --> 01:06:48,245 You got taken! 671 01:06:49,367 --> 01:06:52,404 D'ya hear? A cow for this gun! 672 01:06:52,927 --> 01:06:54,724 Isn't that hysterical? 673 01:06:56,767 --> 01:06:59,679 Ever shot it in the rain? 674 01:07:05,487 --> 01:07:06,840 I reckon. 675 01:07:07,367 --> 01:07:08,925 For all weather guns 676 01:07:09,447 --> 01:07:12,484 at great prices. 677 01:07:13,007 --> 01:07:14,884 We should go to my brother in law. 678 01:07:15,447 --> 01:07:16,675 He lives 679 01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:20,165 two days walk from here. What do you think? 680 01:07:20,687 --> 01:07:24,202 Gentlemen, these guns are cherry. 681 01:07:30,287 --> 01:07:32,039 Deal. 682 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,878 Hello? Mei ling? 683 01:07:49,487 --> 01:07:51,876 I missed you! Oh, I couldn't tell. 684 01:08:11,527 --> 01:08:12,721 This is my wife. 685 01:08:13,247 --> 01:08:15,886 Come in to civilization and get cleaned up! 686 01:08:20,807 --> 01:08:23,879 You don't look like a guy who'd live in a place like this. 687 01:08:27,087 --> 01:08:29,476 Looks'll fool you every time. 688 01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:31,800 What the fuck are you doing here? 689 01:08:32,327 --> 01:08:33,885 Do you believe in this war? 690 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:37,476 I used to believe in all these wars. 691 01:08:40,327 --> 01:08:42,079 I had a theory once. 692 01:08:42,607 --> 01:08:45,201 The politics of Saturday night. 693 01:08:46,207 --> 01:08:50,564 I rated all countries on how good their Saturday nights were. 694 01:08:51,087 --> 01:08:54,796 I knew that Moscow and Peking were a stone drag on Saturday. 695 01:08:56,567 --> 01:08:59,604 So I was flying for a cause. 696 01:09:00,127 --> 01:09:03,164 To defend barbecues and weenie roasts 697 01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:07,885 and Ray Charle songs and Southern Comfort 'till you pass out. 698 01:09:09,007 --> 01:09:11,726 The politics of Saturday night. I can relate. 699 01:09:12,247 --> 01:09:15,603 Not bad is it? But not particularly true. 700 01:09:16,127 --> 01:09:18,357 I hear they party hard in Moscow. 701 01:09:19,047 --> 01:09:22,881 Don't give up a good theory just because it's not true. 702 01:09:37,007 --> 01:09:39,077 So why don't you go home? 703 01:09:41,647 --> 01:09:45,606 Look at me, Neely, the rest. We're trouble junkies. 704 01:09:46,127 --> 01:09:49,676 Nothing but adrenaline gets us off. It's kinda sick. 705 01:09:51,207 --> 01:09:55,086 Quit before you pick up the habit. And you will! 706 01:09:57,327 --> 01:10:01,286 Go back to LA and be the weirdest guy in the room again. 707 01:10:01,807 --> 01:10:03,877 I gotta take care of something first. 708 01:10:05,207 --> 01:10:08,085 You wanna get even? 709 01:10:09,047 --> 01:10:10,719 With who? Rob? Soong? 710 01:10:13,047 --> 01:10:15,356 Forget it! This is the orient. 711 01:10:15,887 --> 01:10:18,879 What Soong did to you was nothing! 712 01:10:20,687 --> 01:10:24,646 I've seen things here that I never could have imagined. 713 01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,806 And I have a broad imagination. 714 01:10:28,287 --> 01:10:31,484 Why don't you just go home. 715 01:10:33,487 --> 01:10:36,718 This is one of the most famous temples in Laos. 716 01:10:37,247 --> 01:10:38,919 I've been here four days. 717 01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:42,803 I've seen 19 Buddhas 3 tailors, a silk factory 718 01:10:43,327 --> 01:10:46,000 and you haven't told me one new thing about the dope trade. 719 01:10:46,527 --> 01:10:49,758 I'm leaving soon and I'm not going back empty handed. 720 01:10:50,287 --> 01:10:52,755 I need heads on a platter 721 01:10:54,247 --> 01:10:58,286 or the rumors will get you on the hill. What rumors? 722 01:10:58,807 --> 01:11:00,877 You heard the man, Rob. 723 01:11:01,807 --> 01:11:03,684 Heads on a platter. 724 01:11:35,087 --> 01:11:37,203 Is that Paul Bunyan's condom? 725 01:11:39,007 --> 01:11:41,282 That's the point of the drop. 726 01:11:41,807 --> 01:11:44,037 Penis size is very important to Asian people. 727 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:48,958 If we can convince them that American men use this jumbo size 728 01:11:49,487 --> 01:11:52,843 their men will start to fear us. 729 01:11:54,887 --> 01:11:57,879 Dismissed. One more thing, guys. 730 01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:04,162 Jack Neely's body was recovered last night. 731 01:12:05,527 --> 01:12:07,677 He was shot down by the Pathet Lao 732 01:12:08,207 --> 01:12:10,596 while looking for Covington and Ryack. 733 01:12:12,487 --> 01:12:15,445 I understand how you must feel 734 01:12:15,967 --> 01:12:19,721 but in the interest of security you must be quiet about it. 735 01:12:20,247 --> 01:12:23,842 Before you keep us quiet again could we have a moment of silence? 736 01:12:52,927 --> 01:12:55,760 "Visit colorful native village" reads my schedule, Gene. 737 01:12:56,287 --> 01:13:00,075 But we've been here 6 hours. I think we can say I've seen it. 738 01:13:00,607 --> 01:13:03,405 They're nearly finished. 739 01:13:03,927 --> 01:13:06,885 What is that, Gene? A boat? 740 01:13:07,927 --> 01:13:09,076 Sort of. 741 01:13:09,607 --> 01:13:12,485 You a strange man, Gene. 742 01:13:13,687 --> 01:13:15,439 Thank you for noticing, General. 743 01:13:15,967 --> 01:13:19,277 You love old ways. Asian ways. 744 01:13:19,807 --> 01:13:22,037 General Soong love 745 01:13:22,567 --> 01:13:25,843 tomorrow ways. Modern world. 746 01:13:30,807 --> 01:13:33,401 Our friend here's a little tipsy. 747 01:13:35,127 --> 01:13:37,641 He's high on America. I've seen it before. 748 01:13:38,167 --> 01:13:41,477 It's stronger than whisky. Bigger than opium. 749 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,721 He's stoned on dreams of the USA. 750 01:13:49,247 --> 01:13:50,726 Gene, you just mentioned opium. 751 01:13:52,647 --> 01:13:54,956 Now, tell me let the chips fall where they may. 752 01:13:55,487 --> 01:13:58,559 Was Jack Neely flying dope when he went down? 753 01:14:08,447 --> 01:14:10,836 Let's take this to the plane. 754 01:14:11,367 --> 01:14:12,766 You're taking that kayak with you? 755 01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:15,801 This is Jack Neely's coffin. 756 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:19,558 I promised him they wouldn't send him home in a body bag. 757 01:14:20,087 --> 01:14:23,079 And, no, he wasn't flying dope. 758 01:14:24,207 --> 01:14:25,356 General! Wake up! 759 01:14:29,527 --> 01:14:31,836 I'm here to drink to Jack Neely. Join me? 760 01:14:35,167 --> 01:14:35,963 To Jack! 761 01:14:37,007 --> 01:14:39,885 He wanted it like that. He'd have been real angry to die in bed. 762 01:14:52,647 --> 01:14:57,721 I'm leaving. I sent Mei Ling and the kids ahead. What the fuck? 763 01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:02,126 I've got a buyer for all my guns. I'm gonna pick 'em all up 764 01:15:02,647 --> 01:15:07,880 and sell 'em in one hit. You gonna be a farmer in Thailand? 765 01:15:09,887 --> 01:15:11,923 What about the rest of us? 766 01:15:12,447 --> 01:15:16,042 Should we go home and sell aluminum siding? 767 01:15:16,567 --> 01:15:18,319 They're gonna shut this war down soon. 768 01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:22,283 There'll be a new one opening in a theatre near you. 769 01:15:22,807 --> 01:15:24,684 Promise? I promise. 770 01:15:29,127 --> 01:15:32,244 I was with the Senator all day. 771 01:15:32,767 --> 01:15:36,282 The spooks are lookin' for fall guys. So watch out. 772 01:15:45,967 --> 01:15:47,605 Where you been? 773 01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:49,082 Just around. 774 01:15:49,847 --> 01:15:53,044 I did some shopping on the black market. Bought grenades. 775 01:15:53,567 --> 01:15:56,240 Now I'm gonna have some fun. 776 01:15:56,767 --> 01:15:58,917 Big fun. 777 01:15:59,447 --> 01:16:01,199 Noisy fun. 778 01:16:01,727 --> 01:16:03,797 Doesn't sound like well planned fun. 779 01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:08,085 Like I said I tend to fuck up on the ground. 780 01:16:08,727 --> 01:16:10,445 I wouldn't do this if I was you. 781 01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:12,161 I know. 782 01:16:12,847 --> 01:16:15,441 But then you wouldn't do anything. 783 01:16:15,967 --> 01:16:16,843 See you later. 784 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:19,684 Can I have a soda? 785 01:16:30,047 --> 01:16:31,275 Sure, here you go. 786 01:18:36,247 --> 01:18:39,000 I know who do this! That new kid! 787 01:18:39,527 --> 01:18:41,916 The guards saw him running away. Word on the street is 788 01:18:42,447 --> 01:18:44,802 it's Communist sabotage. 789 01:18:45,327 --> 01:18:47,841 I don't give a rat's ass who did it. 790 01:18:48,607 --> 01:18:53,362 The whole operation is gonna blow up in our faces, with the Senator here. 791 01:18:53,887 --> 01:18:57,562 We've got to do some immediate damage control. 792 01:19:03,287 --> 01:19:07,326 With your indulgence: Could I have two kilos? 793 01:19:15,207 --> 01:19:18,438 These two kilos are for the cause. 794 01:19:20,807 --> 01:19:21,444 Yes, sir. 795 01:19:26,487 --> 01:19:28,717 That's right, C 123, personal use. 796 01:19:29,247 --> 01:19:31,283 Pretty big for personal use. 797 01:19:31,807 --> 01:19:35,322 You found a buyer for your guns? Nail on the head. 798 01:19:35,847 --> 01:19:37,644 How you doing? Very well. 799 01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:42,638 What you taking today? Flour sacks to Bien Thuong. 800 01:19:43,287 --> 01:19:46,802 That's near Tango 7. Planning on crashing any planes? 801 01:19:47,327 --> 01:19:51,957 Not today. You already cost this company enough. 802 01:19:52,487 --> 01:19:54,876 What do you mean? 803 01:19:58,647 --> 01:20:01,081 Feel better? Much better. 804 01:20:01,607 --> 01:20:05,441 The cloud of opium smoke in town got everybody high. 805 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:08,765 You actually shut the plant down for three whole hours. 806 01:20:09,287 --> 01:20:11,482 Didn't start it 'till this morning. 807 01:20:12,647 --> 01:20:13,875 That's the way it is. 808 01:20:32,847 --> 01:20:35,281 All set? All set. 809 01:20:41,247 --> 01:20:42,680 Bien Thuong, huh? 810 01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:21,685 You! Move truck out! Quick! 811 01:21:27,727 --> 01:21:29,718 Keep movin', Audrey! 812 01:21:30,247 --> 01:21:31,760 You get truck out! 813 01:21:32,567 --> 01:21:34,603 Hey! Calm down! 814 01:21:35,127 --> 01:21:39,643 You get your opium fields. We need a few hours to move! 815 01:21:51,327 --> 01:21:53,363 Base to Stagger Lee. Come in! 816 01:21:53,887 --> 01:21:56,003 Base to Stagger Lee. Over. 817 01:21:56,527 --> 01:22:00,281 Slight change in you flight plan. Head to LS 18 818 01:22:00,807 --> 01:22:04,083 for a routine inspection. Inspection? 819 01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:06,916 Affirmative. We just read 'em. 820 01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:09,804 Check. Heading for LS 18. 821 01:22:14,727 --> 01:22:17,639 I'm going to LS 18 for a routine inspection. 822 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:20,806 Routine inspection? Never heard of it. 823 01:22:23,247 --> 01:22:25,283 Then it ain't routine. 824 01:22:28,407 --> 01:22:30,079 Babo, check on the cargo. What's up? 825 01:22:30,607 --> 01:22:32,882 I don't know. Check it, will you? 826 01:22:47,447 --> 01:22:50,598 I hope to God our information's wrong. 827 01:22:51,127 --> 01:22:53,516 It'd break my heart if Heroin was on that plane. 828 01:22:54,047 --> 01:22:57,926 The pilot does come from California. I see. 829 01:22:58,447 --> 01:23:00,483 Caught up in the youth culture bit? 830 01:23:01,007 --> 01:23:03,475 Too much Rock 'n Roll. 831 01:23:05,087 --> 01:23:09,126 Still, he's only one young man. Why do we need all these men. 832 01:23:09,647 --> 01:23:11,922 Pilots are tough men, Senator. 833 01:23:12,447 --> 01:23:14,677 This one might resist with force. 834 01:23:15,167 --> 01:23:19,479 Our information say's he's a cool and ruthless customer. 835 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:25,477 Nothing! 836 01:23:26,007 --> 01:23:28,885 Listen, we're being set up. Keep looking! 837 01:23:29,407 --> 01:23:31,318 Are you serious? Yeah, cut 'em open! 838 01:23:39,807 --> 01:23:41,877 What you got? Nothing. 839 01:23:58,607 --> 01:24:00,199 Hurry up! 840 01:24:02,607 --> 01:24:03,437 Bingo! 841 01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,964 I knew it! 842 01:24:08,967 --> 01:24:12,277 Jesus! Look at those bastards waiting for us! 843 01:24:16,447 --> 01:24:20,042 They want us busted. Dead and busted. 844 01:24:25,487 --> 01:24:28,320 Somebody messed with the fuel gauge! We're running out! 845 01:24:30,207 --> 01:24:33,119 I'm heading for Tango 7. 846 01:24:33,647 --> 01:24:36,957 Wait, Billy! They can follow us there! 847 01:24:37,487 --> 01:24:39,796 We'll figure it out. Don't say we, man! 848 01:24:40,327 --> 01:24:43,558 I'm 42 and I never figured out anything in my fuckin' life. 849 01:24:56,687 --> 01:24:59,918 He's not landing, Rob. He's only got enough fuel to... 850 01:25:02,847 --> 01:25:04,883 Start 'em up! Let's go after 'em! 851 01:25:20,927 --> 01:25:23,236 We're VSF, man! 852 01:25:23,767 --> 01:25:26,327 VSF? Very severely fucked! 853 01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:56,884 Good flying, Covington. Ever do any valet parking? 854 01:25:59,847 --> 01:26:02,156 Looks like we're gonna make it. 855 01:26:02,687 --> 01:26:05,724 What are we gonna do on the ground? I'm workin' on it! 856 01:26:17,247 --> 01:26:18,362 Come on! 857 01:26:18,967 --> 01:26:20,286 Come on! 858 01:26:40,327 --> 01:26:43,478 You're too fast! Hold on! What? 859 01:26:44,007 --> 01:26:45,963 Pull up! Pull up! 860 01:26:46,487 --> 01:26:49,399 What are you doing? Shut up! 861 01:26:50,087 --> 01:26:53,124 Are you fucking nuts? Head down, now. 862 01:26:53,647 --> 01:26:54,682 Down! 863 01:27:12,127 --> 01:27:15,642 I never would have thought of it. It just came to me. 864 01:27:16,167 --> 01:27:17,964 I'm gonna buy you some beers! 865 01:27:24,967 --> 01:27:26,844 Lousy week, man. 866 01:27:27,407 --> 01:27:29,716 Gene, come in, Gene! 867 01:27:34,847 --> 01:27:35,882 Bullshit. 868 01:27:36,847 --> 01:27:37,882 'Scuse me. 869 01:27:40,447 --> 01:27:42,881 It's Babo here. Gene come in! 870 01:27:43,567 --> 01:27:45,444 This is Gene. What's up? 871 01:27:46,287 --> 01:27:50,246 He did it again? Can't he keep the thing in the air? 872 01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:52,325 I'll think about it. 873 01:27:58,087 --> 01:28:00,965 Nope, no more money. Speak English. 874 01:28:57,807 --> 01:29:00,367 Where'd he go, Rob? I don't know! 875 01:29:00,887 --> 01:29:03,276 Well, Senator looks like we've lost him. 876 01:29:04,767 --> 01:29:08,203 Maybe my trip hasn't been a complete loss. 877 01:29:08,727 --> 01:29:11,036 Maybe I found those rotten apples after all. 878 01:29:11,567 --> 01:29:15,116 I beg your pardon, sir? I may wear shorts in the jungle. 879 01:29:15,647 --> 01:29:19,640 And say, "gosh" and "doo doo" but I know a frame up when I see one. 880 01:29:20,367 --> 01:29:24,440 Unless my eyes deceive me... They probably do... 881 01:29:24,967 --> 01:29:27,765 You are a highly decorated soldier... 882 01:29:28,287 --> 01:29:30,596 Senator, kiss my highly decorated ass! 883 01:29:32,207 --> 01:29:35,961 I tried to make it easy for you but there's no way to please you. 884 01:29:36,487 --> 01:29:39,365 I'll tell you what. You go back to Washington 885 01:29:39,887 --> 01:29:42,162 go straight to the White House 886 01:29:42,687 --> 01:29:45,679 and pour your heart out about what you think you saw here. 887 01:29:46,207 --> 01:29:50,962 Then sit back and watch your political career die. 888 01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:55,878 You can't touch me without cutting your own throat. 889 01:29:57,447 --> 01:30:00,484 You know why? Because the President loves my ass! 890 01:30:02,007 --> 01:30:03,884 You really are second level, Rob. 891 01:30:06,727 --> 01:30:08,604 We go home now! 892 01:30:50,287 --> 01:30:52,721 Glad you could make it! 893 01:30:54,287 --> 01:30:57,802 Where's your bus? Long story. 894 01:31:08,847 --> 01:31:12,920 Well, it's my last stop, boys. One more pick up, then I off load. 895 01:31:13,447 --> 01:31:15,483 It's gravy from there on in. 896 01:31:16,967 --> 01:31:20,846 I had a map someplace with the stops marked in crayon. 897 01:31:21,367 --> 01:31:22,766 Here it is. 898 01:31:23,647 --> 01:31:25,877 Navigate me to sky blue, please. 899 01:31:27,967 --> 01:31:29,559 Look at all the "friendlies." 900 01:31:30,087 --> 01:31:32,885 Soong's troops. Been listening all morning. 901 01:31:33,647 --> 01:31:38,038 He's worried someone'll get to the poppy fields before him. 902 01:31:38,567 --> 01:31:41,877 That's by the refugee camp, too. That's where the poppies are. 903 01:32:05,247 --> 01:32:08,478 They're no more trucks no more choppers. 904 01:32:09,007 --> 01:32:12,522 You go ahead, I'll send a call. Corinne! 905 01:32:31,767 --> 01:32:34,998 Mayday! This is Scout Camp 1. Enemy troops are moving in 906 01:32:35,527 --> 01:32:38,599 on General Soong and we're caught in the cross fire. 907 01:32:39,127 --> 01:32:41,277 Request immediate assistance! 908 01:32:42,367 --> 01:32:45,404 Mayday! This is Scout Camp 1 909 01:32:45,927 --> 01:32:47,280 requesting assistance. 910 01:32:48,807 --> 01:32:51,367 Mayday we're under heavy mortar fire! 911 01:32:54,127 --> 01:32:57,881 This is Pirelli. We're about 15 minutes away. Anyone closer? 912 01:32:58,687 --> 01:33:02,282 We'll head in if nobody is closer. Call us, please! 913 01:33:03,327 --> 01:33:06,637 Mayday, mayday! To all aircraft! We're under heave mortar fire 914 01:33:07,167 --> 01:33:10,398 at Scout Camp 1. Do you read? 915 01:33:10,927 --> 01:33:14,237 Saunders and Pirelli are almost as close as we are. 916 01:33:14,767 --> 01:33:17,281 Yeah we're only about 5 minutes closer. 917 01:33:17,807 --> 01:33:19,081 At the most. 918 01:33:21,127 --> 01:33:22,480 Shut up! 919 01:33:23,007 --> 01:33:26,204 I've planned this day for a long time! I didn't say anything! 920 01:33:26,727 --> 01:33:29,560 I don't have time to pick up lost social workers! 921 01:33:30,087 --> 01:33:32,840 She chose to be there herself. 922 01:33:33,367 --> 01:33:36,279 I already pick you guys up. I appreciate it. 923 01:33:36,807 --> 01:33:39,685 Thank you. She knew what she was doing. 924 01:33:40,207 --> 01:33:41,481 God dammit! 925 01:33:42,007 --> 01:33:43,963 5 minutes won't kill us. 926 01:33:44,487 --> 01:33:47,479 She's skinny she'll sit on a machine gun. 927 01:33:48,287 --> 01:33:49,686 Give me the heading. 928 01:33:50,207 --> 01:33:52,277 160. Are you sure? 929 01:33:52,807 --> 01:33:54,286 Shut up! 930 01:33:58,407 --> 01:34:02,286 Keep your hands off the wheel. We know what happens when you fly. 931 01:34:03,647 --> 01:34:06,639 We haven't heard. Is anybody coming? Call us. 932 01:34:07,367 --> 01:34:10,882 I was changing in a phone booth. We'll get her. 933 01:34:36,767 --> 01:34:38,837 This was a good idea of yours! 934 01:35:41,287 --> 01:35:44,996 I knew you guys would make it! I think we can get everybody on board. 935 01:35:45,527 --> 01:35:48,200 No, we just came back for you. He's fully loaded. 936 01:35:48,727 --> 01:35:50,001 Dump the fucking cargo! 937 01:35:51,047 --> 01:35:54,926 That's a problem. I'm not leaving without them. 938 01:35:57,047 --> 01:35:58,799 Let's get this kid and get outta here! 939 01:36:02,687 --> 01:36:03,802 Come on! 940 01:36:05,207 --> 01:36:06,276 Let's go! 941 01:36:11,967 --> 01:36:13,366 Get on the plane. 942 01:36:13,887 --> 01:36:15,798 Not without these people! 943 01:36:16,327 --> 01:36:18,636 We came here to get you. Get on the fucking plane! 944 01:36:19,167 --> 01:36:20,725 Dump your cargo. 945 01:36:39,007 --> 01:36:40,122 One minute. 946 01:36:41,687 --> 01:36:45,885 I got a crazy idea: Cargo out, people in. 947 01:36:46,407 --> 01:36:47,442 Great! Please! 948 01:36:47,967 --> 01:36:49,559 You better hurry. You gotta do it. 949 01:36:50,087 --> 01:36:53,443 Otherwise you're just a 2nd Lemond with a hipper rap. 950 01:36:56,127 --> 01:36:57,276 Knock it off, will ya? 951 01:37:04,927 --> 01:37:06,485 Goddamn! 952 01:37:08,287 --> 01:37:09,606 Hey, Mother Theresa! 953 01:37:10,127 --> 01:37:12,846 I was gonna do it anyway. But I hate being lectured! 954 01:37:36,247 --> 01:37:38,124 "Slighly hipper rap?" 955 01:38:08,087 --> 01:38:10,282 Let's go! Quickly! 956 01:38:16,807 --> 01:38:20,720 Get up front and give it some stick! Those shells are close. 957 01:39:40,047 --> 01:39:42,959 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard Air America Flight 1. 958 01:39:45,527 --> 01:39:48,883 You can unfasten your seatbelts as soon as we're out of gun range. 959 01:39:49,567 --> 01:39:51,842 I'd like to apologize for that ground delay. 960 01:39:52,367 --> 01:39:54,403 We experienced material turbulence. 961 01:39:54,927 --> 01:39:57,919 On entertainment channel 3 you can hear music from 962 01:39:58,447 --> 01:40:02,235 that group "Gene Ryack and the Redemption!" 963 01:40:02,807 --> 01:40:07,164 The Captain now has to explain to his family what he did with their savings. 964 01:40:07,687 --> 01:40:09,040 Our flight path 965 01:40:09,567 --> 01:40:12,525 takes us over Anaheim Azusa and the Mekong Delta 966 01:40:13,047 --> 01:40:14,924 to... 967 01:40:16,967 --> 01:40:17,922 Where we going? 968 01:40:18,447 --> 01:40:22,804 You're gonna help me make my money back that you lost. 969 01:40:23,327 --> 01:40:26,364 I made you lose it? I merely suggested. 970 01:40:26,887 --> 01:40:29,162 Do not blame me for the single decent act of your adult life. 971 01:40:29,887 --> 01:40:32,037 Besides, where do I get the money? 972 01:40:33,847 --> 01:40:39,285 Here at crazy Gene's we've slashed the prices on used C 123's. 973 01:40:39,807 --> 01:40:41,718 For your private army... Forget it! 974 01:40:42,247 --> 01:40:44,920 No more problems with those pesky border troops! 975 01:40:45,447 --> 01:40:47,403 This plane is US Goverment property. 976 01:40:47,927 --> 01:40:51,715 The US Government doesn't exist in Laos. Neither does this plane. 977 01:40:52,807 --> 01:40:53,762 Right. 978 01:40:54,287 --> 01:40:57,643 We'll do what we do best. 979 01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,600 We fly! 980 01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:10,600 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org