1 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:04,910 [laughing] 2 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:06,944 - Aw. - Aw. 3 00:00:12,008 --> 00:00:13,124 [yawns] 4 00:00:14,919 --> 00:00:16,055 [laughing] 5 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:19,884 Stop. 6 00:00:20,961 --> 00:00:22,058 Why? 7 00:00:23,972 --> 00:00:26,025 Derek, stop. 8 00:00:26,044 --> 00:00:27,978 Okay. 9 00:00:27,999 --> 00:00:29,913 Why'd you stop? 10 00:00:32,894 --> 00:00:34,878 I lost my head. 11 00:00:44,857 --> 00:00:47,837 You know, Ash, it's been great being back in town 12 00:00:47,856 --> 00:00:49,920 visiting all the colleges. 13 00:00:49,941 --> 00:00:52,024 But the best part has been being with you. 14 00:00:52,044 --> 00:00:53,978 Tsk. Oh. 15 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:56,899 I miss you. 16 00:00:56,919 --> 00:00:58,753 Me, too. 17 00:00:58,773 --> 00:00:59,940 Sixteen years on the same street 18 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,933 and you had to blow it by moving. 19 00:01:01,952 --> 00:01:04,016 Hey, if I don't get into Stanford, I'll go to ULA. 20 00:01:04,735 --> 00:01:05,981 And then I'll be around all the time. 21 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:10,866 Derek, you'll get in. You're too smart. I wish you were dumber. 22 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:13,916 I'd have a boyfriend again. 23 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:16,756 Hey, you never stopped having one. 24 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,741 You're saying that 'cause you like me. 25 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,821 No. I'm saying that 'cause I love you. 26 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:27,743 Aw! 27 00:01:31,671 --> 00:01:33,824 Look at you two. 28 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:38,659 Almost a year apart and you two lovebirds haven't missed a beat. 29 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:40,862 - Will, look-- - Not another word. 30 00:01:40,882 --> 00:01:41,869 I'm not gonna disturb you. 31 00:01:41,889 --> 00:01:42,886 I'm gonna just go in the kitchen 32 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,621 and get me a little beverage 33 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,716 or something. 34 00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:50,651 [camera shutter clicks] 35 00:01:50,672 --> 00:01:54,639 Although, these are the moments of your life. 36 00:01:54,659 --> 00:01:56,733 - Will. - Oh, no, no, yo-you're right. 37 00:01:56,752 --> 00:01:59,673 You guys are grown adults, and, you know, I don't have 38 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:01,667 no business disrespecting you like this. 39 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:03,562 I'm sorry. I'm gonna just go away. 40 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:04,718 [camera shutter clicks] 41 00:02:06,562 --> 00:02:08,706 - I'm sorry. - Hey. 42 00:02:08,725 --> 00:02:10,678 I got something for you. 43 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:13,600 - Oh, Derek, what is it? - Just open it. 44 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:18,675 Oh, a little horse. 45 00:02:18,693 --> 00:02:22,701 Yep. That's from when we rode the carousel down at the pier. 46 00:02:22,722 --> 00:02:24,546 That's when we first held hands. 47 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:25,743 Unh-unh-unh. 48 00:02:25,761 --> 00:02:28,483 Oh, my God, a little rollerblade. 49 00:02:28,503 --> 00:02:31,743 Eh? Remember when we went roller skating down in Venice? 50 00:02:32,461 --> 00:02:34,704 That's when we first kissed. 51 00:02:34,725 --> 00:02:38,443 Derek, this is so sweet. I can't believe you did this. 52 00:02:39,588 --> 00:02:43,486 You know, we've had a lot of firsts together. 53 00:02:43,507 --> 00:02:44,614 I know. 54 00:02:46,468 --> 00:02:48,641 You know, Ashley, there's a.. 55 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:51,631 There's another first I think we should do together. 56 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:53,505 Really? What? 57 00:02:56,386 --> 00:03:00,384 Well, I love you, Ashley, and I think we should make love. 58 00:03:06,366 --> 00:03:07,507 Together? 59 00:03:09,446 --> 00:03:11,466 [theme song] 60 00:03:11,487 --> 00:03:12,568 ♪ Now this is a story ♪ 61 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:14,669 ♪ All about how my life got flipped ♪ 62 00:03:14,688 --> 00:03:16,738 ♪ Turned upside-down and I'd like to take a minute ♪ 63 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,657 ♪ Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 64 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,647 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 65 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,769 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 66 00:03:32,789 --> 00:03:35,688 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 67 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,717 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all cool ♪ 68 00:03:37,737 --> 00:03:39,888 ♪ And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school ♪ 69 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:42,838 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 70 00:03:42,859 --> 00:03:44,788 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 71 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:46,979 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared ♪ 72 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,808 ♪ And said you're moving with your auntie ♪ 73 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:49,869 ♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 74 00:03:49,889 --> 00:03:50,889 ♪ I whistled for a cab ♪ 75 00:03:50,909 --> 00:03:51,939 ♪ And when it came near ♪ 76 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:53,090 ♪ The license plate said fresh ♪ 77 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:54,889 ♪ And it had dice in the mirror ♪ 78 00:03:54,908 --> 00:03:55,918 ♪ If anything I can say ♪ 79 00:03:55,938 --> 00:03:56,968 ♪ That this cab was rare ♪ 80 00:03:56,989 --> 00:03:58,059 ♪ But I thought nah forget it ♪ 81 00:03:58,079 --> 00:04:00,958 ♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 82 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:04,030 ♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪ 83 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:06,988 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later ♪ 84 00:04:07,009 --> 00:04:09,120 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 85 00:04:09,139 --> 00:04:12,240 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪ 86 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:26,270 [instrumental music] 87 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,192 Good morning, Geoffrey. 88 00:04:30,212 --> 00:04:33,265 Playing dress-up again, Master Carlton? 89 00:04:33,285 --> 00:04:34,436 For your information, I'm installing 90 00:04:34,456 --> 00:04:36,338 the new intercom system. 91 00:04:36,357 --> 00:04:37,428 You? 92 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,310 [laughing] 93 00:04:42,354 --> 00:04:47,259 Yuck it up, Brit boy, but remember, he who laughs last.. 94 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,381 [electricity crackling] 95 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:53,445 Laughs best. 96 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:55,406 [laughing] 97 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:02,294 You know, I kind of remember him being taller. 98 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:05,317 Really? I don't. 99 00:05:05,336 --> 00:05:07,388 - Whoo! - Whoo! 100 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,479 Excuse me, Carlton. 101 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,242 I'm gonna let that one slide, young man. 102 00:05:11,262 --> 00:05:14,376 Obviously, you've fallen in with a bad element. 103 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:17,317 Hey, yo, Derek, man, I'm telling you, you'd love ULA. 104 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:18,389 You gotta come down and check it out. 105 00:05:18,409 --> 00:05:20,431 Me and my man, we call it the Hive. 106 00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:22,393 Because the honeys be swarming. 107 00:05:22,412 --> 00:05:23,444 - Can you hear me? - Oh. 108 00:05:23,465 --> 00:05:25,396 Can you hear me? 109 00:05:25,415 --> 00:05:27,297 Oh, hi, Derek. 110 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:28,419 Oh, hi, Ashley. 111 00:05:30,221 --> 00:05:32,463 That's disgusting. 112 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,384 No. Actually, Carlton, that's a kiss. 113 00:05:34,405 --> 00:05:37,478 If you're lucky, one day you'll experience one. 114 00:05:37,497 --> 00:05:41,321 Very funny. By the way, Will, I just got a call from Oz 115 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:44,375 the wizard said your brain is ready. 116 00:05:44,394 --> 00:05:46,486 So, Ash, we're still on for tonight, right? 117 00:05:46,506 --> 00:05:48,338 Uh, yeah. 118 00:05:48,359 --> 00:05:51,472 What are you, tripping, man? She can't say no to you. 119 00:05:51,492 --> 00:05:53,284 - Will.. - What? 120 00:05:53,304 --> 00:05:55,426 That's great. Look, I gotta go do a couple errands. 121 00:05:55,445 --> 00:05:57,537 - I'm out of here. - Okay. Bye. 122 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,499 I'm watching you, mister. 123 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:01,441 Really? Let me help you. 124 00:06:05,356 --> 00:06:06,407 [chuckles] 125 00:06:06,427 --> 00:06:09,490 I never liked the cut of that boy's jib. 126 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,352 I'm not sure you should be admitting 127 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,374 you've been looking at that boy's jib. 128 00:06:14,495 --> 00:06:16,297 [instrumental music] 129 00:06:17,488 --> 00:06:19,380 - Hi, dad. - Hi, baby. 130 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:23,323 - Um, has mom called yet? - Yeah, you just missed her. 131 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:24,414 Is there something I can help you with? 132 00:06:24,435 --> 00:06:26,397 No. No. I-I just wanted to see 133 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:27,487 how her conference was going. 134 00:06:27,508 --> 00:06:29,520 I had a question about, uh.. 135 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:32,382 ...um, makeup. 136 00:06:32,403 --> 00:06:34,284 Makeup? 137 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:35,374 Keep away from that blue eye shadow. 138 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,347 [laughing] 139 00:06:37,366 --> 00:06:39,469 Great. Thanks, dad. 140 00:06:41,512 --> 00:06:43,403 Oh, Hilary, can I talk to you for a minute? 141 00:06:43,422 --> 00:06:46,425 Not now, Ash, my show starts in five minutes. 142 00:06:47,456 --> 00:06:50,329 Uh-oh. Big-sister radar. 143 00:06:54,534 --> 00:06:56,586 It's important, isn't it? 144 00:06:57,307 --> 00:07:00,500 I can tell. I have, like, a third sense about these things. 145 00:07:05,435 --> 00:07:09,529 Hilary, do you remember the first time you fell in love? 146 00:07:09,549 --> 00:07:12,462 Oh, this is important. 147 00:07:12,482 --> 00:07:14,584 Come. Come. Come. 148 00:07:14,603 --> 00:07:16,525 Sit. Sit. Sit. 149 00:07:19,449 --> 00:07:23,503 It was Lawrence Young, the most beautiful man at Bel-Air prep. 150 00:07:23,522 --> 00:07:26,505 Oh! To put it simply, he was a God. 151 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:29,408 He had been held back three years, so he was really buff. 152 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:30,529 Oh, he had the most amazing-- 153 00:07:30,549 --> 00:07:33,482 Hilary, I, I get the picture. 154 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:37,417 Oh, Ashley, are you in love? 155 00:07:37,437 --> 00:07:39,609 I think so. I feel like Derek's the one. 156 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:42,611 I don't think I'll ever feel this way about anybody else. 157 00:07:42,631 --> 00:07:46,385 Oh, Ash, I am so happy for you. 158 00:07:46,406 --> 00:07:50,379 But long-distance relationships don't usually work out. 159 00:07:50,399 --> 00:07:52,562 I mean, look at the Little Mermaid. 160 00:07:54,523 --> 00:07:58,466 I mean, she was stuck in the sea and he was stuck on land. 161 00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:01,509 But they ended up together. 162 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:05,414 Yeah, with the help of a lobster. You know a lobster? 163 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,609 Look, Hilary, Derek and I have been spending 164 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:16,385 a lot of time together and we really care about each other. 165 00:08:16,404 --> 00:08:20,528 And last night, the subject came up about, um.. 166 00:08:20,549 --> 00:08:22,431 ...uh, sex. 167 00:08:22,451 --> 00:08:23,502 Oh. 168 00:08:23,521 --> 00:08:25,583 - Oh, did you? - No, no. 169 00:08:25,603 --> 00:08:27,445 No. 170 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,576 But I've been thinking about it 171 00:08:28,596 --> 00:08:32,570 and...I-I just wanna know 172 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:33,551 how you know if-- 173 00:08:33,571 --> 00:08:35,623 I can just tell you that for me 174 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:38,547 Lawrence and I really loved each other 175 00:08:38,566 --> 00:08:40,590 and we both felt that we were able to make 176 00:08:40,611 --> 00:08:42,495 a responsible decision. 177 00:08:43,602 --> 00:08:46,523 We decided that the time was right. 178 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:47,669 Any regrets? 179 00:08:48,387 --> 00:08:50,650 Didn't I tell you he was buff? Hello. 180 00:08:51,369 --> 00:08:52,635 [laughing] 181 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:59,384 But, I mean, Hilary, weren't you scared? 182 00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:03,482 Of course, everyone is. But I was ready. 183 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:07,480 And only you know if you're ready or not. 184 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,414 Ashley, for as long as I can remember 185 00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:12,386 you have been independent 186 00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:15,587 responsible and smart. 187 00:09:16,304 --> 00:09:19,295 Now, I know you're aware of all the issues 188 00:09:19,315 --> 00:09:23,502 and whatever decision you do make, I'm always here for you. 189 00:09:25,536 --> 00:09:27,440 Thank you, Hilary. 190 00:09:29,376 --> 00:09:31,419 Oh. 191 00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:34,271 Now I know how mom felt when we had this talk. 192 00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:37,342 What did daddy say when you told him? 193 00:09:37,361 --> 00:09:39,474 Are you kidding? He still thinks I'm a virgin. 194 00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:42,366 [laughing] 195 00:09:42,386 --> 00:09:45,327 [instrumental music] 196 00:09:45,347 --> 00:09:47,301 Okay, what do you think? 197 00:09:47,322 --> 00:09:49,446 - Nope. - Nope. 198 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:52,187 Well, if you guys don't pick one, I'll be going on this date 199 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:53,453 wearing a headband. 200 00:09:53,473 --> 00:09:56,294 I'm sure Derek wouldn't mind. 201 00:09:56,314 --> 00:09:58,378 Keesha, he's not like that. 202 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:01,211 He says we're soul mates. 203 00:10:01,231 --> 00:10:03,215 I don't know what I'm gonna do when he leaves. 204 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,259 I miss him already. 205 00:10:05,278 --> 00:10:07,222 Somebody is in love. 206 00:10:07,243 --> 00:10:09,297 [laughing] 207 00:10:09,315 --> 00:10:12,346 So, um, are you guys, you know.. 208 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,302 No. 209 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,246 Have you guys ever.. 210 00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:17,361 - Nope. - Nope. 211 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:22,158 But it sounds like you're getting close. 212 00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:25,269 Well, all I know is when Derek and I make love 213 00:10:25,289 --> 00:10:27,203 it'll be special. 214 00:10:27,222 --> 00:10:29,226 - When? - If. 215 00:10:31,191 --> 00:10:34,342 Will, the new intercom system is working like gangbusters. 216 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,272 Now we can talk to one another from different rooms. 217 00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:40,294 Carlton, I don't wanna talk to you when we're in the same room. 218 00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:43,075 Check out the exciting new roam feature. 219 00:10:43,095 --> 00:10:44,311 Let's listen to my room. 220 00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:51,152 Well, all's quiet in there. 221 00:10:51,171 --> 00:10:54,132 Ooh, there's a surprise. 222 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:56,226 Subject, Geoffrey's room. 223 00:10:56,247 --> 00:11:01,082 (Geoffrey over intercom) 'I wonder how I'd look if I shaved my entire body.' 224 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,990 Changing channels. 225 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,123 (Keesha over intercom) 'If you and Derek have sex, you'll be the first one' 226 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:09,117 'in our group to lose her virginity.' 227 00:11:11,002 --> 00:11:13,225 Derek is leaving tomorrow. So are you gonna do it? 228 00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:16,137 Keesha, it's not "doing it." It's making love. 229 00:11:16,157 --> 00:11:19,158 (Ashley over intercom) 'And, yes, I think we're gonna do it tonight.' 230 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,060 [both screaming] 231 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,054 [both screaming] 232 00:11:27,074 --> 00:11:29,068 [instrumental music] 233 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,944 Oh, my God. What are we gonna do? 234 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,039 This is what we're gonna do, we're gonna stop listening. 235 00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:38,934 You're right. Enough listening, time for action. 236 00:11:38,954 --> 00:11:41,128 She needs de-programming. We'll make her watch movies. 237 00:11:41,149 --> 00:11:43,174 Lots of movies. Doris Day movies. 238 00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:45,948 Now, there's a good wholesome role model. 239 00:11:45,968 --> 00:11:48,013 ♪ Que sera sera ♪ 240 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:51,160 ♪ Whatever will be will be ♪♪ 241 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:54,087 Wait a minute. "Whatever will be, will be?" 242 00:11:54,106 --> 00:11:57,192 What kind of devil-may-care message is that? 243 00:11:57,212 --> 00:12:00,048 - The slut. - Okay, Carlton. Carlton. 244 00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:01,993 Look, you need to calm down, alright? 245 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:06,001 Look, we need to find a Yellow Pages. I'm calling a nunnery. 246 00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:09,087 It's late, so I'll need a 24-hour one. 247 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,981 Carlton, man, we ain't even Catholic. 248 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:12,995 Oh! Would you have an open mind? 249 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,080 Carlton, are you listening to yourself? 250 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,253 I don't have time for that. 251 00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:19,108 I know, we'll do the good-cop, bad-cop thing. 252 00:12:19,128 --> 00:12:20,251 I mean, I'm her brother, so it's only appropriate 253 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:22,014 that I play the bad cop. 254 00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:23,177 - No, Carlton. - Okay, you big baby. 255 00:12:23,198 --> 00:12:24,290 You can be the bad cop. 256 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,273 - Let's move. - Carlton. 257 00:12:26,294 --> 00:12:28,107 Carlton. 258 00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:29,171 [grunts] 259 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:32,036 What is.. What is wrong with you? 260 00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:35,112 - Would you unhand me? - What are you gonna do? 261 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,097 You gonna go upstairs and make a fool out of yourself? 262 00:12:37,117 --> 00:12:41,226 If need be. Someone has to stop the insanity. 263 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,064 This is all your fault. 264 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,047 "Ashley could never say no to you." 265 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,122 I told you I didn't like the cut of his jib. 266 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,335 Now, are you gonna be the bad cop or not? 267 00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:52,279 - Look, Carlton-- - Oh! 268 00:12:54,202 --> 00:12:56,327 Come here. Now, listen, ain't nobody gonna be no cop 269 00:12:56,347 --> 00:12:58,281 and ain't nobody going upstairs because we wasn't 270 00:12:58,302 --> 00:13:00,356 suppose to hear what she said in the first place. 271 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:03,313 Need I remind you there are demons out there that go 272 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,367 by the name of sexually transmitted diseases 273 00:13:06,088 --> 00:13:09,175 risk of pregnancy, improper use of a condom? 274 00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:11,319 And you'd have us do nothing? 275 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,254 Listen, I didn't say we ain't gonna do nothing, alright? 276 00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:14,375 Well, then what do you propose we do? 277 00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:17,171 Well, you'll know as soon as I can figure out.. 278 00:13:17,192 --> 00:13:19,366 [screams] 279 00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:22,181 - How y'all doing? - Hi. 280 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,347 - Is Derek here yet? - Oh. 281 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:27,193 - He ain't coming. - What? 282 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,416 Yeah, it was, it was, um 283 00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:31,372 a big accident, you know, out-out on the 605. 284 00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:33,256 Yeah, a jackknifed big rig 285 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:36,321 you know, spilled out a big load of, uh.. 286 00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:38,206 Jackknives. 287 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,347 - Hey, everybody, what's up? - Hey! What's happening? 288 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,271 Thank God you're alive. 289 00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:48,187 - We're gonna take off, okay? - Okay. 290 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,419 - Have fun. - See you, guys. Bye. 291 00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:52,195 I'm gonna go get a sweater. I'll be right back down. 292 00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:53,327 Alright, yeah, Ashley, that's a good idea. 293 00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:56,263 Go get a sweater. You know, to.. 294 00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:00,292 - So, Derek, what's up, man? - What's up, man? 295 00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:02,207 Hey, you think me and Carlton can 296 00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:03,288 have a word with you for a second here? 297 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,351 What's going on? 298 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:08,249 We're asking the questions here, pally. 299 00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:11,255 So, Derek, you know about football? 300 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:14,291 - Yeah. - Yeah, you do? 301 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,276 Or, yeah, you don't? 302 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:22,348 Are you familiar with the term "offsides?" 303 00:14:22,369 --> 00:14:25,296 Oh, yeah. That's when somebody crosses the line too soon. 304 00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:26,537 - Exactly. - Exactly. 305 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:30,436 So I can see you know what I'm talking about here then, bro. 306 00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:32,360 No. 307 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,387 No, you do? 308 00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:36,568 Or, no, you don't? 309 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,537 Carlton. 310 00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:43,453 Let's put it this way. 311 00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:46,309 You're rounding third base and you're headed for home. 312 00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:48,463 You're excited because you think you're about to score easy. 313 00:14:48,483 --> 00:14:49,596 But here's the problem. 314 00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:51,500 You're in a visitor's ballpark 315 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:53,405 and if you do score 316 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,569 the angry fans might not be able to be held responsible 317 00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:57,402 for their actions. 318 00:14:57,423 --> 00:15:00,410 And it's bat night. 319 00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:06,511 Alright, are you two in trouble with a bookie or something? 320 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,396 For Pete's sake, let's stop beating around the bush. 321 00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:09,519 Hey, man. 322 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,523 You're playing chess, your rook has been blindsided 323 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,367 by the queen's gambit. 324 00:15:13,386 --> 00:15:14,629 You can play honorably, leave your bishop at home 325 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:18,386 but protect your queen's virtue or you can take the sleazy road 326 00:15:18,407 --> 00:15:20,591 and castle your king and go right for the mate. 327 00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:25,442 And it's bat night. 328 00:15:25,462 --> 00:15:27,557 Do I make myself clear? 329 00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,531 - Ready to go, Derek? - Oh, hey! What's up? 330 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,424 We were just saying hi. 331 00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:33,408 - Definitely. Let's go. - Okay. 332 00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:35,553 Oh, Carlton? Why don't you, uh, take Derek outside 333 00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:38,489 see if his lights and his horns and stuff is working on the car? 334 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,414 I'm gonna talk to Ashley. 335 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,577 My lights? Wha.. 336 00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:45,523 Will, that's enough. Now, what's going on? 337 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:49,502 What's going on? That's a very intelligent question, Ashley. 338 00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:52,658 "What's Going On?" That's a Marvin Gaye song too. 339 00:15:52,678 --> 00:15:54,622 Goodnight, Will. 340 00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,606 Ashley, no! 341 00:16:02,558 --> 00:16:05,634 [sobbing] Ashley, don't do it. 342 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:07,548 Do what? 343 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,562 Me and Carlton were roaming on this stupid intercom 344 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,508 and we roamed right into your conversation 345 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:20,573 and we-we heard what you said about you and Derek. 346 00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:22,537 You were spying on me? 347 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:27,768 Ashley, no-now spying, that's such an ugly word. 348 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,781 We-we were roaming. 349 00:16:29,801 --> 00:16:31,584 I can't believe you guys invaded 350 00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:32,607 my privacy like that. 351 00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:33,619 Oh, but-but, but, Ashley-- 352 00:16:33,639 --> 00:16:34,732 First of all, how dare you 353 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,615 listen to my conversation? 354 00:16:36,635 --> 00:16:38,760 Second of all, it is none of your business. 355 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,764 - None of my business? - Right. 356 00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:45,613 This is my life. I decide what I do or don't do. 357 00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:54,581 [sighs] You know, I would expect this from Carlton.. 358 00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,657 ...but not you. 359 00:17:00,582 --> 00:17:01,654 Uh.. 360 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,769 [instrumental music] 361 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,640 Honey, you haven't said a word all the way up here. 362 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,806 - Did I do something? - Oh, no, no, no. 363 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,861 So, what's going on? 364 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,844 Carlton and Will listened to me and my friends 365 00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:24,761 having a really private conversation. 366 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:26,865 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 367 00:17:26,884 --> 00:17:28,638 They heard me saying some things 368 00:17:28,658 --> 00:17:30,832 that I just didn't want them to hear. 369 00:17:30,853 --> 00:17:33,879 - Like what? - Just some stuff. 370 00:17:33,898 --> 00:17:35,882 Well, what kind of stuff? 371 00:17:35,902 --> 00:17:38,758 Stuff about, um, me and you. 372 00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:40,723 Oh, good stuff? 373 00:17:40,742 --> 00:17:42,906 Yeah. 374 00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:45,932 They heard me telling my friends that, um.. 375 00:17:47,786 --> 00:17:50,902 ...that I wanted you to be my first. 376 00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:54,829 Did you mean that? 377 00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,816 You think you're ready? 378 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,754 Well, if you are. 379 00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:03,837 - Are you? - Sure. Uh.. 380 00:18:08,978 --> 00:18:10,851 I guess. 381 00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:15,972 Ashley, it sounds to me like you're not too sure. 382 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:19,989 Well...does it bother you that you're leaving tomorrow? 383 00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,853 Well, yeah. 384 00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:24,830 Does it bother you? 385 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,836 I think it does. 386 00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:30,952 Would you rather not do this? 387 00:18:32,775 --> 00:18:34,919 Well, I just never thought my first time would be 388 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,864 with someone who was leaving me. 389 00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:39,950 What if we never see each other again? 390 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:42,064 Ash, we'll see each other again. 391 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,974 Then we really don't have to rush. 392 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,884 I'm sorry. 393 00:18:57,054 --> 00:19:00,932 Baby, you don't have to apologize to me. 394 00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,857 [sighs] 395 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:13,106 So, what do you wanna do now? 396 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,099 I don't know. Miniature golf? 397 00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,014 Let's do it. 398 00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:19,017 Golf. 399 00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,031 [instrumental music] 400 00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:31,060 - Ashley. - Back off, Will. 401 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:34,919 You telling me to back off, girl? Hold up. 402 00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:36,972 Now, this is me. 403 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:40,980 We-we always used to be able to talk about anything. 404 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,084 Talk. 405 00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:47,145 Well, you know, I just wanna say that I-I'm sorry 406 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:48,962 that we invaded your privacy. 407 00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:51,020 - I can't believe you did that. - I-I know. 408 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,017 I said it was wrong. 409 00:19:53,038 --> 00:19:54,975 It's just hard for me 410 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:58,037 to accept the fact that you're doing the.. 411 00:19:58,057 --> 00:20:00,186 You know, that you-you're gonna be.. 412 00:20:00,207 --> 00:20:02,024 ...you know. 413 00:20:03,982 --> 00:20:06,040 I mean, I know you're cute, you know, it's just that-- 414 00:20:06,059 --> 00:20:07,254 Will, let's just forget about it. 415 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:11,159 Well, no. No. I can't forget about it. 416 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,118 In my eyes, you still the little girl 417 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:16,129 that used to follow me around all the time. 418 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:22,102 Now you wearing dresses and got makeup and the whole nine. 419 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:24,221 It's-it's just it makes me uncomfortable 420 00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:27,224 to know that you're having.. 421 00:20:27,244 --> 00:20:29,211 ...a sex life. 422 00:20:32,102 --> 00:20:33,307 Fine. Be uncomfortable. 423 00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:36,259 [sighs] 424 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,187 [groans] 425 00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:44,220 Look, Will.. 426 00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:49,179 ...I didn't do anything. 427 00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:55,325 I mean.. 428 00:20:55,345 --> 00:20:57,272 ...I love Derek. 429 00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:00,353 And I thought I was ready 430 00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:02,232 but I'm not. 431 00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:07,321 You know, for a minute, just for a minute 432 00:21:07,341 --> 00:21:09,379 I forgot how smart you are. 433 00:21:11,277 --> 00:21:14,268 I guess I kind of panicked a little bit. 434 00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:18,294 Yeah. You remember the first time I asked you about sex? 435 00:21:18,314 --> 00:21:19,549 You panicked then, too. 436 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,561 - I did not. - Yes, you did. 437 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,332 You said that you needed to have a license to have sex 438 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,444 and that I couldn't even take the test until I was 35. 439 00:21:30,503 --> 00:21:32,371 That's true. 440 00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:37,550 Well.. 441 00:21:39,489 --> 00:21:41,376 ...I guess it's not the worst thing in the world 442 00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:43,403 to have a cousin who cares too much. 443 00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,517 Alright, come here. 444 00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,645 (Carlton over intercom) 'That was so beautiful.' 445 00:21:55,552 --> 00:21:57,540 [instrumental music] 446 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,487 [theme music] 447 00:22:05,662 --> 00:22:07,510 ♪ Yeah ♪ 448 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:11,735 ♪ Yeah ♪ 449 00:22:14,757 --> 00:22:16,605 ♪ Yeah ♪ 450 00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:20,761 ♪ Yeah ♪ 451 00:22:24,546 --> 00:22:25,690 ♪ Yeah ♪ 452 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,601 ♪ Yeah ♪♪