1 00:00:01,987 --> 00:00:03,035 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:05,799 --> 00:00:06,906 Now, now-now-now look, Uncle Phil 3 00:00:06,927 --> 00:00:08,913 we don't need nothing too fancy 4 00:00:08,933 --> 00:00:11,847 as long as it's got vibrating bucket seats 5 00:00:11,866 --> 00:00:12,993 a refrigerated glove compartment 6 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,032 and a license plate that say.. 7 00:00:14,051 --> 00:00:16,795 [growls softly] 8 00:00:16,815 --> 00:00:18,921 Will, this car is for basic transportation 9 00:00:18,942 --> 00:00:19,979 not your indulgences. 10 00:00:19,999 --> 00:00:21,785 That's right, big guy. 11 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,820 We want something that emphasizes good sense 12 00:00:23,841 --> 00:00:25,817 over style and excitement. 13 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:27,842 Hm. How about a '94 you? 14 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:31,933 - There it is. - Oh, okay. 15 00:00:34,876 --> 00:00:35,924 Ta-da! 16 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:38,748 The all new Accountant BX. 17 00:00:38,769 --> 00:00:41,892 I-it has the latest technology in childproof door locks. 18 00:00:41,912 --> 00:00:44,866 Wha.. Carlton! Now, what are the honeys gonna say about a dude 19 00:00:44,885 --> 00:00:46,741 cruising around in one of these? 20 00:00:46,762 --> 00:00:48,837 They'll say, "Why, there goes a thrifty 21 00:00:48,857 --> 00:00:50,783 "level-headed young man." 22 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,883 Yeah, right before they say 23 00:00:52,904 --> 00:00:55,861 "And I'll never have sex with him." 24 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,854 [theme song] 25 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,980 ♪ Now this is a story all about how ♪ 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,045 ♪ My life got flipped turned upside-down ♪ 27 00:01:02,065 --> 00:01:03,827 ♪ And I'd like to take a minute ♪ 28 00:01:03,848 --> 00:01:04,982 ♪ Just sit right there ♪ 29 00:01:05,001 --> 00:01:06,044 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 30 00:01:06,064 --> 00:01:08,018 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 31 00:01:17,028 --> 00:01:19,214 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 32 00:01:19,235 --> 00:01:22,160 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 33 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:24,195 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all cool ♪ 34 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,352 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 35 00:01:26,372 --> 00:01:29,216 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 36 00:01:29,237 --> 00:01:31,281 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 37 00:01:31,303 --> 00:01:34,208 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared ♪ 38 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,271 ♪ And said you're moving with your auntie ♪ 39 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:36,404 ♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 40 00:01:36,425 --> 00:01:38,399 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 41 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:39,493 ♪ The license plate said Fresh ♪ 42 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:41,386 ♪ And it had dice in the mirror ♪ 43 00:01:41,406 --> 00:01:43,512 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 44 00:01:43,531 --> 00:01:44,574 ♪ But I thought nah forget it ♪ 45 00:01:44,595 --> 00:01:47,490 ♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 46 00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:50,618 ♪ I pulled up to the house about seven or eight ♪ 47 00:01:50,639 --> 00:01:52,420 ♪ And I yelled to the cabby ♪ 48 00:01:52,441 --> 00:01:53,554 ♪ Yo homes smell you later ♪ 49 00:01:53,574 --> 00:01:55,629 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 50 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,736 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪ 51 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,721 Afternoon, gentlemen. 52 00:02:07,772 --> 00:02:08,863 - Philip Banks. - Pete Fletcher. 53 00:02:09,584 --> 00:02:10,715 I'll be right with you. 54 00:02:10,735 --> 00:02:12,757 Thank you, I think we found what we're looking for. 55 00:02:12,776 --> 00:02:15,658 Oh, good. I like a man who knows what he wants. 56 00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:17,861 Makes my job a whole lot easier. 57 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,613 Hey, Hey, hey! Whoa! 58 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,714 Uncle Phil, you-you not seriously considering 59 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:25,876 making me drive t-this Carltonmobile, are you? 60 00:02:27,697 --> 00:02:29,629 Son, when I was in college 61 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,692 I drove a manure-brown '65 Dodge Dart. 62 00:02:32,712 --> 00:02:34,784 So why you taking that out on me? 63 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,825 What a piece of junk. 64 00:02:37,846 --> 00:02:40,769 Tow trucks used to follow me around like vultures. 65 00:02:41,859 --> 00:02:43,881 You deserve better, Uncle Phil. 66 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,641 Uh, perhaps. 67 00:02:45,662 --> 00:02:47,754 Don't listen to him, dad. It's a trick. 68 00:02:48,874 --> 00:02:50,805 Check this out, Uncle Phil. 69 00:02:50,826 --> 00:02:52,798 Huh? Hmm. You like that, right? 70 00:02:52,817 --> 00:02:54,729 [Philip giggles] 71 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,745 There you are, Uncle Phil.. 72 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,716 Twenty-five years younger.. 73 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,700 ...thousands of pounds thinner. 74 00:03:12,694 --> 00:03:14,805 Cruising the strip at Princeton. 75 00:03:14,824 --> 00:03:17,847 Hmm. Wind blowing through your big old fro. 76 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:24,923 Honeys checkin' you out. 77 00:03:25,644 --> 00:03:26,695 [giggling] 78 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:29,696 They're saying "Mm, there go Philip Banks 79 00:03:29,716 --> 00:03:31,818 he is a bad mamma jamma." 80 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:34,651 [Philip giggling] 81 00:03:34,671 --> 00:03:35,912 They wavin' at you, Uncle Phil. 82 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,913 Go ahead, go ahead, wave back. 83 00:03:37,933 --> 00:03:39,925 It's okay, wave back. Go ahead. 84 00:03:41,766 --> 00:03:43,718 Right on, sisters! 85 00:03:45,889 --> 00:03:48,771 Dad, did I mention that the all-new Accountant 86 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:50,772 gives 75 miles to the gallon? 87 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:53,825 To hell with the Accountant, I want this. 88 00:03:56,688 --> 00:03:57,839 Excellent choice, Mr. Banks. 89 00:03:57,858 --> 00:03:59,870 Come on in the office, we'll crunch some numbers. 90 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:00,900 Alright. 91 00:04:01,891 --> 00:04:03,823 Dad, Will just bamboozled you. 92 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,875 And that's the story we'll tell your mother. Thank you, Will. 93 00:04:06,895 --> 00:04:08,917 [instrumental music] 94 00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:13,782 You bought a great car, Mr. Banks. 95 00:04:13,802 --> 00:04:15,943 - Thanks for your business. - No, no, thank you. 96 00:04:15,963 --> 00:04:18,765 - Carlton. - Someday. 97 00:04:19,976 --> 00:04:22,699 - Ah, Will? - Oh, yes, sir. 98 00:04:22,718 --> 00:04:25,800 - I believe this is yours. - Yo, a grand? 99 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:29,863 Yeah, well, that's the standard commission for an Evader. 100 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:30,944 Oh, I forgot something. 101 00:04:30,964 --> 00:04:32,825 Wh-what? Another zero? 102 00:04:33,896 --> 00:04:35,708 Hey, hey. 103 00:04:35,728 --> 00:04:38,910 Well, I can only pay commission to someone who works for me. 104 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:39,952 Interested? 105 00:04:41,794 --> 00:04:43,725 Uh, that sounds great, man. I can't fade that right now. 106 00:04:43,745 --> 00:04:45,917 - I'm still in school. - Well, good for you. 107 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,738 Forget I mentioned it. 108 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:49,930 What does a college kid need with cash like this anyway? 109 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:51,881 [chuckles] 110 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,922 Hey, hey, hey. 111 00:04:53,943 --> 00:04:55,885 Wh-wh-what're you talking about? 112 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:59,797 Will, I believe you have the makings of a super salesman 113 00:04:59,818 --> 00:05:02,890 and together, we can make piles of money. 114 00:05:02,909 --> 00:05:04,901 Of course, my pile would be bigger. 115 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:08,954 - How about Saturdays? - Saturdays? 116 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,996 Well, I tell you what, you throw a CD changer 117 00:05:11,016 --> 00:05:12,848 into my uncle's Evader, you got a deal. 118 00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:13,988 Done. How about Sundays? 119 00:05:14,008 --> 00:05:15,789 Ah, you gotta give me some wire wheels. 120 00:05:15,809 --> 00:05:16,890 Holidays? 121 00:05:16,911 --> 00:05:17,972 Got to give a brother cellular for that one. 122 00:05:17,991 --> 00:05:19,732 [laughs] 123 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,003 [instrumental music] 124 00:05:21,024 --> 00:05:24,007 "As you become more comfortable as a salesman 125 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:25,928 you'll develop your own style." 126 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:27,939 Hmm. 127 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:32,833 Say, baby, with all that butt 128 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,034 you might be needin' a hatchback. 129 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:37,788 I'm gonna be so rich. 130 00:05:39,018 --> 00:05:41,040 - Hi, Will. - Oh, hey. 131 00:05:41,761 --> 00:05:44,033 Hil, um, you mind if I kick my sales rap on you? 132 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:46,786 Alright now, just pretend you're buyin' a car. 133 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,989 No offense, Will, but I would never buy a car from you. 134 00:05:49,009 --> 00:05:50,050 [chuckles] 135 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,912 Hil, we're pretending here. 136 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:56,816 Alright, y-you're not my cousin, y-you're somebody else. 137 00:05:56,835 --> 00:05:58,817 Oh, I get it. Okay. 138 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:01,059 [clears throat] 139 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:05,964 - Uh, hi, I'm Will Smith. - And I'm the Baroness Natasha! 140 00:06:05,984 --> 00:06:08,066 I'm on holiday in your country with my husband 141 00:06:08,787 --> 00:06:10,899 the baron, and my lover.. 142 00:06:12,011 --> 00:06:14,013 ...Gustav. 143 00:06:17,956 --> 00:06:20,939 Um, Oh! Okay, look, uh, baroness. 144 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:22,851 I was wondering if I can interest you 145 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:24,982 in a sporty new Evader? It has a V6 dual-- 146 00:06:25,002 --> 00:06:26,944 Yes, of course, I take six of them 147 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:29,047 Gustav, pay the man. 148 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,971 You take jewels, yes? 149 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:39,807 - Hey, thanks a lot, Hil. - My pleasure. Well, I'm off. 150 00:06:39,826 --> 00:06:41,038 You most certainly are. 151 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:46,973 Look, um, G, I was wondering if my sales-- 152 00:06:46,994 --> 00:06:48,926 Peasant! 153 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:55,012 Hey, hey. Uncle Phil, can I kick my sales rap.. 154 00:06:55,031 --> 00:06:57,874 Later. Later. Your Aunt Viv and I are going for a ride 155 00:06:57,894 --> 00:06:58,995 in daddy's new toy. 156 00:06:59,015 --> 00:07:00,997 [laughs] 157 00:07:01,017 --> 00:07:04,000 - Oh, what is that? - This is cruising music. 158 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:06,922 "Al Green and the Isley Brothers." 159 00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:10,036 - Oh, sookie, sookie, now. - Baby! 160 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:14,110 ♪ Money money money money ♪ 161 00:07:15,871 --> 00:07:17,042 ♪ Money ♪ 162 00:07:17,063 --> 00:07:20,066 ♪ Money money money money ♪ 163 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:21,948 ♪ Money ♪ 164 00:07:21,968 --> 00:07:25,061 ♪ Money money money money ♪ 165 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:26,142 ♪ Money ♪ 166 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:29,955 ♪ Money money money money ♪ 167 00:07:29,976 --> 00:07:31,087 ♪ Money ♪ 168 00:07:31,107 --> 00:07:34,930 ♪ Money money money money ♪ 169 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:35,961 ♪ Money ♪ 170 00:07:35,981 --> 00:07:39,074 ♪ Money money money money ♪ 171 00:07:39,094 --> 00:07:41,016 ♪ Money.. ♪ 172 00:07:41,036 --> 00:07:43,899 [upbeat music] 173 00:07:55,069 --> 00:07:56,961 ♪ Some people ♪ 174 00:07:56,982 --> 00:08:00,065 ♪ Got to have it ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 175 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:03,066 ♪ Some people really need it ♪ 176 00:08:04,989 --> 00:08:07,922 ♪ Do things do things do things ♪ 177 00:08:07,942 --> 00:08:09,954 ♪ Bad things with it ♪ 178 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:17,130 ♪ You wanna do things do things do things ♪ 179 00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:21,976 ♪ Good things with it ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 180 00:08:21,995 --> 00:08:25,948 ♪ Uh huh.. ♪ ♪ Talk about cash ♪ 181 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:28,101 ♪ Money money ♪ 182 00:08:31,063 --> 00:08:32,154 ♪ Whoo.. ♪ 183 00:08:32,174 --> 00:08:33,165 [knock on door] 184 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:36,068 - Come in. - Hey, hey. 185 00:08:36,088 --> 00:08:38,050 Will, Will, Will. 186 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:41,073 Man, congratulations. Hah! 187 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:42,194 Five cars in one day. 188 00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:45,107 I've never seen anything like it. 189 00:08:45,128 --> 00:08:47,150 Oh, yes, I have. Me. 190 00:08:48,171 --> 00:08:49,983 Hey, look, I'm telling you, boss 191 00:08:50,003 --> 00:08:52,024 it is the best feelin' in the world. 192 00:08:52,044 --> 00:08:55,117 Well, there's a close second. You know what I'm talking about. 193 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:57,179 You know what I'm talking about. 194 00:08:57,198 --> 00:08:59,140 Well, there'll be plenty of time for that. 195 00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:01,043 Now, if you feel good now 196 00:09:01,063 --> 00:09:03,045 take a look at your commission check. 197 00:09:04,976 --> 00:09:07,008 I'm sorry, are my pants wet? 198 00:09:08,229 --> 00:09:10,021 How many of your friends can say 199 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:12,134 they made that kind of money in one day? 200 00:09:12,154 --> 00:09:14,006 What you mean, legally? 201 00:09:15,086 --> 00:09:16,977 But it's a shame. 202 00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:20,030 Tomorrow, when you're in some chemistry class 203 00:09:20,051 --> 00:09:22,113 learning about inert gases 204 00:09:22,132 --> 00:09:25,075 someone will be stealing your commissions. 205 00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:27,217 - Now that's where you're wrong. - That's the spirit. 206 00:09:27,237 --> 00:09:30,100 I don't take chemistry, but I damn sure know math. 207 00:09:31,192 --> 00:09:34,035 So you can figure what a full-time check would be? 208 00:09:34,055 --> 00:09:37,038 Oh, yes, sir. Five times this, carry the six, and add a zero. 209 00:09:37,058 --> 00:09:39,230 - And what do you get? - I get out of school. 210 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,141 Shake hands with your new full-time man. 211 00:09:41,161 --> 00:09:43,133 Whoomp! There it is. 212 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:45,014 [instrumental music] 213 00:09:47,257 --> 00:09:48,998 [instrumental music] 214 00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:52,201 [all laughing] 215 00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:56,066 Isn't this great? Family fun and no Will. 216 00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:59,109 - Your turn, son. - Okay, to me. 217 00:09:59,128 --> 00:10:02,261 "You're in a department store and you find $50 on the ground. 218 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:05,014 - Do you pick it up?" - Of course not. 219 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,055 Geoffrey picks it up. 220 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:11,161 - Your turn, Ash. - Oh, okay, daddy. 221 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:14,132 "It's clear that your teenage daughter is not enjoying 222 00:10:14,152 --> 00:10:15,284 "the tedious board game being played 223 00:10:15,304 --> 00:10:19,237 in a forced family-bonding moment. What do you do?" 224 00:10:19,258 --> 00:10:21,090 Fine. 225 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,182 I try to encourage a little quality family time together 226 00:10:23,201 --> 00:10:25,033 and this is the thanks I get. 227 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:26,294 Well, if you don't wanna play you don't have to. 228 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:28,096 Go on! Get out of here! 229 00:10:28,117 --> 00:10:29,268 (Vivian) Philip. 230 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,052 That's what it says on the card. 231 00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:38,217 Oh.. 232 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,270 Well, I'd ask if there was something else she'd rather do 233 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,081 and.. 234 00:10:44,242 --> 00:10:46,114 ...discuss an alternative. 235 00:10:46,134 --> 00:10:47,165 Good answer. 236 00:10:47,184 --> 00:10:49,126 Oh, I bet you feel like a dummy. 237 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,240 Hey, hey, hey. Yo, I tore up that sales chart today. 238 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,053 Well, congratulations, Will, you know, if you find something 239 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,124 that excites you, you should hold on to it. 240 00:10:57,145 --> 00:10:59,197 That's what gets me through the day. 241 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:03,351 So, Uncle Phil, wh-wh-what you're saying is that 242 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:06,102 if a guy finds a job that-that he likes 243 00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:07,284 he should, he should give it his all. 244 00:11:07,305 --> 00:11:09,136 Absolutely. 245 00:11:09,156 --> 00:11:10,247 Then I'm doin' the right thing. 246 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,359 Of course, you are. What are you doing? 247 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:15,141 Oh, I'm-I'm, I'm thinking I'm gonna quit school 248 00:11:15,162 --> 00:11:17,124 and sell cars full-time. 249 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:20,177 Boy, have you lost your damn mind? 250 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:24,121 There is no way you're gonna quit school as long as I'm here. 251 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:26,312 Aunt Viv, it's not like I'm-I'm working fries 252 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,354 in some burger joint. 253 00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:29,135 I mean, look, I'm in a suit and a tie 254 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,317 and I'm selling fine cars. 255 00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:32,088 That's right. 256 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:33,138 College isn't for everyone 257 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,230 and if Will is happy 258 00:11:34,249 --> 00:11:36,381 I think we should all be happy for him. 259 00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:39,274 That's right. Hey, thanks a lot, Ash. 260 00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:41,347 Listen, I get my license in a few months. 261 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,179 You think you could hook me up? 262 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,381 Ashley, go to your room. 263 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:48,171 - Cherry red. - I got you. I got you. 264 00:11:48,191 --> 00:11:50,362 - You know. - Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. 265 00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:52,202 Will, your mother sent you here 266 00:11:52,223 --> 00:11:53,363 so that you could have a bright future. 267 00:11:53,382 --> 00:11:56,133 You quit school, you're just throwing it all away. 268 00:11:56,153 --> 00:11:57,254 I won't allow that. 269 00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:59,144 See-see, now, that's not fair, Aunt Viv. 270 00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:01,295 Hilary dropped out of school and she turned out great. 271 00:12:01,316 --> 00:12:04,387 Hilary's success is contrary to the laws of nature. 272 00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,308 Totally inexplicable. 273 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,118 Oh, stop. 274 00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:10,289 [giggles] 275 00:12:12,119 --> 00:12:13,260 Okay, look, that was a bad example. 276 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,400 (Carlton) 'Will, I think it's stupid..' 277 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,371 - Stupid? It's not stupid. - Hey. Hey! 278 00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:18,401 Could we talk to Will in private, please? 279 00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:21,264 It's idiotic. 280 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,214 Look, Uncle Phil, you go to college 281 00:12:25,235 --> 00:12:26,305 to figure out what you wanna do. 282 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,136 I mean, I found what I wanna do 283 00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,116 and it ain't takin' me no four years. 284 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:33,227 [chuckles softly] Goin' to college is not about finding a job. 285 00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:35,128 It's also about finding yourself. 286 00:12:35,148 --> 00:12:38,199 And the search should take more than one weekend. 287 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:41,230 Why can't you guys respect my decisions 288 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,231 and treat me like an adult? 289 00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:46,332 Okay, fine. I'm telling your mother. 290 00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:48,203 Oh, Aunt Viv.. 291 00:12:51,365 --> 00:12:55,126 Look, Uncle Phil, I-I got to do this, man. 292 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,246 Alright, Will. 293 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:04,338 Hey, come on, man, it's not the end of the world. 294 00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:06,150 Yes, it is. 295 00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:08,190 If I'd waited a few days I could've bought that car 296 00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:10,181 from you wholesale. 297 00:13:10,201 --> 00:13:13,202 [instrumental music] 298 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,414 - Yo, what up, J? - Yo. 299 00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:18,314 - Wsssh. - Wsssh. 300 00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:20,315 I need to ask you a favor. 301 00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:22,326 I need a car with a back seat. 302 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,238 Jazz, I can't just give you a car to take off the lot, man. 303 00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,249 Who said anything about leaving the lot? 304 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,221 This will do just fine. 305 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:38,172 Look, get out. Ge-get out! 306 00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:40,291 Come on, Ophelia. 307 00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:43,352 That's alright, I have a real friend at the bus depot. 308 00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,404 [instrumental music] 309 00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,436 Uh, Will, this is impressive, man. 310 00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:52,376 Twelve units in your first week. 311 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:55,188 You realize I have people on my staff who don't sell 312 00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:56,357 twelve cars in a year? 313 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,339 Well, they in the wrong business. 314 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,271 So you think I should fire Harrison, do you? 315 00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:06,431 - I-I didn't say that. - Well, you're wrong. 316 00:14:07,152 --> 00:14:10,193 - Good. - You should fire him. 317 00:14:10,212 --> 00:14:11,423 - Wh-what? Me? - Yes. 318 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:14,364 Only because I think you're excellent management material. 319 00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,245 Here, sit down. 320 00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:18,356 Put your feet up. 321 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,446 Good. See? Looks good on you. 322 00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:25,319 Yeah. Feels nice on my butt too. 323 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,350 Imported cigar? 324 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,311 - If that's all you got. - Yeah. 325 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,321 Bite the end off. 326 00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:42,165 You know, I'm not too sure about this firing thing, man. 327 00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:46,325 Will, Harrison's been sliding downhill for years. 328 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,346 His sales record is embarrassing. 329 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,378 Especially when compared to a mover like you. 330 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,399 Go ahead, put him out of his misery. 331 00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:54,379 It's the only humane thing to do. 332 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,441 Hey, this chair is made out of leather, isn't it? 333 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,332 Alright, alright. 334 00:15:17,357 --> 00:15:20,218 Ah, say, Harrison, you got a second, man? 335 00:15:20,238 --> 00:15:22,419 Sure, I'm just doing some paperwork. 336 00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:24,219 You know, some nights I can barely 337 00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:27,180 tear myself away from this desk. 338 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,311 Maybe you can take it with you. 339 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:32,392 - Ah, Look, Harrison.. - Don't get me wrong. 340 00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:35,304 Did you know I have six kids? 341 00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:38,434 No, I didn't know that. Hey. 342 00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,465 And, uh, you know what, I bet you'd love to 343 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:42,247 spend more time with them, wouldn't you? 344 00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:45,318 Sure, especially since Mary died. 345 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,240 I'll be right back. 346 00:15:54,381 --> 00:15:59,193 Yo, man, did you know Harrison has six kids and a dead wife? 347 00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:00,362 Of course I know. 348 00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:03,195 He's my brother. 349 00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:06,395 - See, now, that's cold, man. - No, Will, that's business. 350 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,396 When you're the manager 351 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,317 you make the tough decisions. 352 00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:13,467 I don't know, man. But firing people ain't fun. 353 00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:16,358 It's an acquired taste. You'll learn it. 354 00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:17,489 I have faith in you. 355 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,361 I-I-I don't know, man. 356 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,231 That's it, you're out of here. The three of you, come on. 357 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,472 Don't be eyeballing me neither. Get on, come on. 358 00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:27,232 Get on! 359 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,383 And wash those shirts. Especially you. 360 00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:33,386 That's three less mechanics you got to worry about. 361 00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:36,387 Great. Tomorrow, we hit the parts department. 362 00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,277 - Yes, sir. - Come on, I'll buy you a steak. 363 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,318 Alright. 364 00:16:40,337 --> 00:16:42,378 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man. 365 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:43,489 You-you missed a spot. 366 00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,379 You're fired! 367 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,411 [both laughing] 368 00:16:50,412 --> 00:16:51,402 Fired! 369 00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:53,443 [both laughing] 370 00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:56,294 Now, look, the bottom line is 371 00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:57,494 he wasn't producing. 372 00:16:58,215 --> 00:17:00,505 Now, in this business, you either cut it or you don't. 373 00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:02,365 And he didn't. 374 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:04,326 So y'all can take your belly-achin' elsewhere 375 00:17:04,346 --> 00:17:06,457 'cause it's fallin' on deaf ears. 376 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:12,279 Get on out of here before I have to take my belt off. 377 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,319 Ow! 378 00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:15,370 Yo! 379 00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:18,392 Oh, that's funny? Y'all think that's funny? 380 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,413 What were my nieces and nephews doing here? 381 00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:25,254 Yeah, they were coming to plead your brother Harrison's job. 382 00:17:25,273 --> 00:17:28,465 I-I guess none of them good salesmen either, huh? 383 00:17:28,485 --> 00:17:31,276 You're beginning to scare me. 384 00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:32,326 Can I adopt you? 385 00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:33,446 [laughs] 386 00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:37,359 Hey, Pete. 387 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:40,380 Do you remember November 6, 1987? 388 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,330 How can I forget? That's the day I set the sales record 389 00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:46,328 for the entire Southern California area. 390 00:17:46,348 --> 00:17:48,308 I sold 11 cars. 391 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,438 Well, ten, while one of them had an exploding gas tank. 392 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,238 As far as I'm concerned 393 00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:55,437 once they leave the showroom it's a sale. 394 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,488 Well, that don't matter, because today I'm gonna sell 15. 395 00:17:58,507 --> 00:18:00,486 Nobody can sell 15 cars. 396 00:18:00,506 --> 00:18:04,236 - Will Smith can sell 15 cars. - Oh, yeah? 397 00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:06,236 Why don't you try your hand at that angry sister 398 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:07,485 that just came in? 399 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:12,226 - Yo, man, that's my mom! - Hmm. 400 00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,445 So what? A sale's a sale. 401 00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:17,425 Hey, hey, ma. 402 00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:21,395 Boy, where do you get off dropping out of school? 403 00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:24,284 Ah, Mrs. Smith, if I may interject. 404 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,423 Who the hell are you? 405 00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,334 Ah, mom, th-th-this is my boss. 406 00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,273 This is, this is Mr. Fletcher. 407 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:33,222 Oh, so you're the snake 408 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,332 that lured my boy 409 00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:37,443 from that fine institute of higher learning. 410 00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:40,442 Mrs. Smith, your son has a bright and productive future 411 00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:42,372 here at Mulholland Motors. 412 00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:46,341 Oh, really? You ever been beat up by a woman? 413 00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:50,251 Not without having paid for it. 414 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,430 Ah, Will, I'll be in my office 415 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,460 hiding under the desk if you need me. 416 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:01,458 Now, mom, listen, for the first time in my life 417 00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:04,488 I found something that I'm good at and that I enjoy. 418 00:19:04,508 --> 00:19:07,398 - I-it feels good, mom. - Oh, yeah? 419 00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:09,478 - Does this feel good? - Ow! Mom. 420 00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:12,427 - Which way is that college? - Mom. 421 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,438 - Mom! - Let's go. 422 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,447 Ow! This doesn't feel good, mom. 423 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,487 My commission! 424 00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,466 [instrumental music] 425 00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:23,485 Mmm. This fat-free cake isn't bad. 426 00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:26,425 Sir, that's a sponge! 427 00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:34,285 Well, I guess I'll start my homework now. 428 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:35,504 And I got a lot of studyin' to do. 429 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:39,333 If I expect to make the best of this wonderful opportunity 430 00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,354 to get my college education! 431 00:19:41,374 --> 00:19:43,454 Wil, your mother's not here. 432 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,402 She went out to dinner with your Aunt Viv. 433 00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:48,233 Oh, she better had. 434 00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:51,453 Will, I'm.. 435 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:53,342 I'm sorry we had to involve her in this 436 00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,352 but you really left us no choice. 437 00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:59,362 [chuckles] How in the world did she get the college to readmit you? 438 00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:01,342 She threatened to enroll herself. 439 00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:03,211 [chuckles] 440 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,270 Well, we're all glad you finally came to your senses. 441 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,400 I mean, you have plenty of time to figure out 442 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,311 what you wanna do with your life. 443 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,339 And being a car salesman didn't exactly bring out 444 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,220 your most endearing qualities. 445 00:20:13,239 --> 00:20:15,399 Uncle Phil, I was getting paid, man. 446 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,399 Will, what you do for a living 447 00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:19,469 should provide you with a sense of pride 448 00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:21,328 and, and personal fulfillment. 449 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:23,359 I-it should tap into that part of you 450 00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:26,318 that has something valuable to give to the world. 451 00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,378 Shouldn't be just about money. 452 00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:32,206 You really believe that, Uncle Phil? 453 00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:34,246 Yes, son, I do. 454 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,376 Then how do you explain bein' a lawyer? 455 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:46,093 I'm going to get another piece of sponge. 456 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,866 [instrumental music] 457 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,503 How in the world did she get the college to readmit you? 458 00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:56,710 She threatened to enroll herself. 459 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,735 [chuckles] 460 00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:01,560 Well, we're all gla.. 461 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,852 Well, we're all glad you came to your senses. 462 00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,847 You know, you have plenty of time to figure out 463 00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:07,812 what you wanna do with your life. 464 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:11,854 And being a car salesman didn't exactly, uh, promote your.. 465 00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:12,907 [bleep] 466 00:21:14,085 --> 00:21:16,018 It didn't promote.. 467 00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:21,174 Excuse me. It's people from the lord. 468 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,140 There's people of the lord in the audience. 469 00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,267 Well, it ain't like they ain't never used that word. 470 00:21:28,194 --> 00:21:29,247 (Will) 'We sorry.' 471 00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,312 [mumbling indistinctly] 472 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,482 See.. See, James-James Avery.. 473 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:35,398 See, he's a heathen. 474 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,587 - He's just a heathen. - 'Amen!' 475 00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:39,481 He's a blasphemer. 476 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,687 (male #1) 'Here we go.' 477 00:21:40,707 --> 00:21:42,764 [all laugh]