1
00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:02,732
- I'm in.
- I call.

2
00:00:02,751 --> 00:00:04,874
- Me too. What you got, man?
- Oh, it's so pretty!

3
00:00:04,895 --> 00:00:07,858
It's just so pretty,
if I had two sets of lips

4
00:00:07,878 --> 00:00:10,881
I'd kiss myself.
Boom! Trump aces.

5
00:00:10,901 --> 00:00:13,835
[laughing]

6
00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,760
Well, it's 9:30,
time to turn in.

7
00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,684
The Peacock's
catering a big party

8
00:00:21,703 --> 00:00:23,795
tomorrow night after
Michelle Michaels concert.

9
00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,787
Oh, and I suggest you get
some shut eye, mister.

10
00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,770
We'll be melon balling at 0600.

11
00:00:29,762 --> 00:00:31,724
I can't believe you guys
are gonna be hanging out

12
00:00:31,745 --> 00:00:33,927
with Michelle Michaels, man,
she is a goddess.

13
00:00:33,947 --> 00:00:36,731
Please, she put her bra
on one cup at a time

14
00:00:36,751 --> 00:00:37,902
just like everybody else.

15
00:00:40,764 --> 00:00:42,686
I'd pay big money to see that.

16
00:00:42,707 --> 00:00:44,700
Hey, save your dough
for Friday night, alright.

17
00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,692
Uh, what's Friday night?

18
00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:47,853
Oh, no. There's some people
coming over.

19
00:00:47,872 --> 00:00:49,804
We-we're gonna watch
the fight on Pay-Per-View.

20
00:00:49,825 --> 00:00:52,809
Look, Will, I have better things
to do with my Friday nights

21
00:00:52,829 --> 00:00:56,843
than sit around, watching
some stupid boxing match on TV.

22
00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:59,946
Well, you overlooked
one small fact, Carlton.

23
00:00:59,966 --> 00:01:02,772
- What's that?
- You weren't invited.

24
00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:03,964
[theme song]

25
00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:06,780
♪ Now this is the story
all about ♪

26
00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,945
♪ How my life got
flipped-turned upside down ♪

27
00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:11,791
♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

28
00:01:11,811 --> 00:01:13,023
♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪

29
00:01:13,746 --> 00:01:14,958
♪ Called Bel Air ♪

30
00:01:14,977 --> 00:01:17,933
[instrumental music]

31
00:01:23,044 --> 00:01:25,910
♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

32
00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:28,827
♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

33
00:01:28,846 --> 00:01:30,820
♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

34
00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,995
♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

35
00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:35,872
♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

36
00:01:35,891 --> 00:01:37,865
♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

37
00:01:37,885 --> 00:01:40,801
♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

38
00:01:40,822 --> 00:01:42,916
♪ You're movin' with your
aunty and uncle in Bel Air ♪

39
00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,950
♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

40
00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,816
♪ The license plate said fresh
and had a dice in the mirror ♪

41
00:01:47,836 --> 00:01:49,941
♪ If anything I could say
that this cab was rare ♪

42
00:01:49,961 --> 00:01:51,023
♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪

43
00:01:51,042 --> 00:01:53,888
♪ Yo home to Bel Air! ♪

44
00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:56,935
♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪

45
00:01:56,954 --> 00:01:59,891
♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪

46
00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,915
♪ Looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

47
00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:04,991
♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel Air ♪♪

48
00:02:05,012 --> 00:02:08,038
[music continues]

49
00:02:11,947 --> 00:02:13,119
(Will)
'Whoa, whoa, whoa, now,
hold it.'

50
00:02:13,139 --> 00:02:16,947
No-Now, don't think of this
just as a backstage pass.

51
00:02:16,966 --> 00:02:18,989
Think of it more
as a merit badge.

52
00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:20,081
Now, what you gonna
do to earn it?

53
00:02:20,101 --> 00:02:21,103
You gotta do something, right.

54
00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:23,037
You know what I'm saying?

55
00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:24,960
What's up?
What you gonna do?

56
00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:27,914
Will, Will, we have a crisis
situation.

57
00:02:27,935 --> 00:02:29,177
The glasses have spots on 'em.

58
00:02:29,897 --> 00:02:32,031
Oh, my God! Why didn't you
come to me sooner?

59
00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:36,048
Hey!

60
00:02:38,022 --> 00:02:41,137
Relax, squeaky, it's just
a dumb old party.

61
00:02:41,157 --> 00:02:43,150
You don't look
at the big picture, do you?

62
00:02:43,169 --> 00:02:47,096
Today, Michelle Michaels,
tomorrow, Gloria Estefan.

63
00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:51,062
And then, dare I dream,
Michael Bolton.

64
00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:55,130
[crowd cheering]

65
00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,077
Ian, you know I didn't feel like
anything was clicking tonight.

66
00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,140
Are you sure the new songs
are working?

67
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:06,968
Three words, babe,
fab-u-lous, am I right?

68
00:03:09,203 --> 00:03:11,146
Look at that, everybody jumping.

69
00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,983
Now, people act so stupid
when celebrities get around.

70
00:03:15,002 --> 00:03:16,244
I need a reality check.

71
00:03:16,966 --> 00:03:18,248
You, waiter.

72
00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:21,073
- Come here.
- Me?

73
00:03:22,124 --> 00:03:23,997
Yeah, you.

74
00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:27,262
Miss Michaels wants to see
me!

75
00:03:34,024 --> 00:03:37,109
- Have you heard my new record?
- Oh, sure, baby, who hasn't?

76
00:03:37,128 --> 00:03:39,262
- It's magic, isn't it?
- Right, sister.

77
00:03:39,283 --> 00:03:41,176
Please.

78
00:03:41,195 --> 00:03:43,188
Do you like it?

79
00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:46,273
Well, you got some beats,
you do got some beats.

80
00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,307
And you mix some lyrics
with your beats

81
00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:50,069
and you-you blended them.

82
00:03:50,089 --> 00:03:53,054
- Be honest.
- I think it stinks.

83
00:03:53,075 --> 00:03:56,231
I apologize, Miss Michaels,
um, he's from a foreign land.

84
00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,223
Uh, back to work, Vladimir!

85
00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:04,053
Carlton Banks here,
I balled your melons.

86
00:04:05,214 --> 00:04:07,087
Get out of here!

87
00:04:08,239 --> 00:04:10,142
So..

88
00:04:10,163 --> 00:04:12,207
...is there anything you
do like about my record?

89
00:04:12,226 --> 00:04:14,329
Oh, yeah, that cover
is slamming, you know.

90
00:04:14,349 --> 00:04:16,232
How long it take you to get
all that honey off

91
00:04:16,252 --> 00:04:18,116
you girl, you know?

92
00:04:18,136 --> 00:04:20,319
You look all sticky
and everything, you know.

93
00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:23,294
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, I'm just
acting stupid, you know.

94
00:04:23,315 --> 00:04:25,188
Eh, I'm just tripping,
I can't believe

95
00:04:25,207 --> 00:04:27,341
that I'm actually talking
to Michelle Michaels.

96
00:04:27,361 --> 00:04:30,246
And I can't believe
I'm actually talking to..

97
00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:31,338
Who are you?

98
00:04:31,357 --> 00:04:35,364
Oh, Will Smith,
of the Philadelphia Smiths.

99
00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:38,320
So, honest, Will,
did you like the show?

100
00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,153
Oh, I-I-I've been back here,
the whole time.

101
00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:41,264
I really couldn't hear anything.
All I heard was..

102
00:04:41,285 --> 00:04:44,139
[gibbering]

103
00:04:46,343 --> 00:04:48,126
I really didn't have it going on

104
00:04:48,145 --> 00:04:49,317
but next time I'm gonna kick it.

105
00:04:49,338 --> 00:04:51,201
And maybe you could be
there.

106
00:04:53,143 --> 00:04:54,295
Yeah, I'm with that,
that's a good idea.

107
00:04:54,315 --> 00:04:57,160
[clears throat]

108
00:04:59,234 --> 00:05:01,418
Um, I need to get back to work.

109
00:05:02,139 --> 00:05:04,283
- Um, s-see you later?
- Yeah.

110
00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:06,156
Alright.

111
00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:11,293
You know, Miss Michaels,
I thought your album stunk too.

112
00:05:15,161 --> 00:05:17,384
And she only wanted
to know my opinion.

113
00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,357
Will, I cannot believe
Michelle Michaels

114
00:05:19,376 --> 00:05:21,300
actually spoke to you.

115
00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,283
Hey, I checked her coat!

116
00:05:26,229 --> 00:05:27,361
Really?

117
00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,264
I wonder who'll play you
in the movie of her life?

118
00:05:32,388 --> 00:05:34,331
You know what, Will?
Maybe I'll get you

119
00:05:34,351 --> 00:05:36,475
Michelle Michaels new CD
for your birthday.

120
00:05:37,197 --> 00:05:38,289
[gasps]

121
00:05:38,309 --> 00:05:40,282
Oh, my goodness.

122
00:05:40,302 --> 00:05:43,347
That's right, I do have
a birthday comin' up.

123
00:05:43,366 --> 00:05:45,406
You know, it just
totally slipped my mind.

124
00:05:45,427 --> 00:05:48,327
Now, now, listen,
nothing too fancy.

125
00:05:48,346 --> 00:05:50,456
Something in a hatchback
will do just fine.

126
00:05:52,327 --> 00:05:54,447
Will, you are impossible
to surprise.

127
00:05:54,466 --> 00:05:56,446
So this year, we're not
doing anything special.

128
00:05:56,466 --> 00:05:59,246
Okay, we're all set,
birthday reservations

129
00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,207
at Wolfgang Puck's new
restaurant.

130
00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:07,337
- Oops.
- 'Hilary.'

131
00:06:07,356 --> 00:06:10,256
Oh, that's alright,
don't even worry about it.

132
00:06:10,276 --> 00:06:11,496
Y'all, hey, Aunt Viv,
you can still surprise me

133
00:06:12,216 --> 00:06:14,356
with that red sweater you hiding
in the upstairs closet.

134
00:06:16,387 --> 00:06:19,297
Wolfgang Puck, huh?

135
00:06:19,317 --> 00:06:21,308
You were great, he fell for it.

136
00:06:21,328 --> 00:06:24,338
Yeah, he'll never suspect we're
giving him a surprise party.

137
00:06:24,357 --> 00:06:26,277
We're giving him
a surprise party?

138
00:06:28,428 --> 00:06:33,278
I am proud to announce
Miss Michelle Michaels!

139
00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:36,367
Are you stalking me?

140
00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:39,457
No, I just wanted
to see you again.

141
00:06:39,477 --> 00:06:41,317
It was so nice to talk
to somebody

142
00:06:41,337 --> 00:06:43,427
other than a hysterical fan,
you know.

143
00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:45,368
Oh, my God!
Michelle Michaels!

144
00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:48,318
Your second song
on your third album is so cool.

145
00:06:48,337 --> 00:06:49,467
Who was Omar?
Is he your boyfriend?

146
00:06:49,487 --> 00:06:53,377
- He is so fine, you--
- Ashley, please.

147
00:06:53,397 --> 00:06:57,407
Hilary Banks, TV weather girl.
Pardon my little sister.

148
00:06:57,428 --> 00:06:59,398
She doesn't know how to talk
to celebrities.

149
00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:02,457
So, Mich.

150
00:07:06,297 --> 00:07:07,447
How about a song?

151
00:07:09,378 --> 00:07:12,378
Oh, hello there, I'm Philip
Banks, this is my wife, Vivian.

152
00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:14,447
We're not hip, so we don't
know your music.

153
00:07:16,287 --> 00:07:18,387
It's nice to meet you
anyway, though.

154
00:07:18,407 --> 00:07:20,337
Now, let's give Will and
Ms. Micheals them some privacy.

155
00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,477
- Yeah, come on.
- Come upstairs.

156
00:07:21,498 --> 00:07:23,478
- Bye.
- It was nice meeting you.

157
00:07:23,498 --> 00:07:25,438
It's good to see you again,
Michelle.

158
00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,278
- Miss Michaels?
- Yes?

159
00:07:32,298 --> 00:07:34,269
Don't think of me
as just a manservant

160
00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,298
think of me as a pleasure dome.

161
00:07:39,408 --> 00:07:40,478
Thank you.

162
00:07:40,499 --> 00:07:43,209
Thank you, G,
thank you very much. Move.

163
00:07:46,398 --> 00:07:50,248
- Well, that was embarrassing.
- No, they're sweet.

164
00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,419
So do you wanna come
to my concert tonight?

165
00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,299
You can watch from
backstage.

166
00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:57,439
Oh, goodness, see, tonight
is dime a frame bowling night

167
00:07:57,459 --> 00:08:01,379
you know, top scorer gets
those cute little shoes.

168
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,418
And I just couldn't miss
that.

169
00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,489
I'll send a limo
for you at 6:00.

170
00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:13,339
[instrumental music]

171
00:08:14,468 --> 00:08:16,448
And then right after
the concert, she took me to this

172
00:08:16,468 --> 00:08:18,478
fly restaurant called
Chez Pinette.

173
00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:22,299
Chez Pinette? Isn't that
up near San Francisco?

174
00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:25,249
Oh, did I forget to tell y'all?

175
00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:27,299
She flew me up there
in her private jet.

176
00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:30,389
- What?
- Michelle has a private jet?

177
00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:33,248
Listen, she got a private
jet,
she has a yacht.

178
00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:34,428
Does she have a brother?

179
00:08:37,368 --> 00:08:41,238
Well, I-I don't know,
I'll find out tonight.

180
00:08:41,258 --> 00:08:44,248
We're going to the Golden
Choice Music Awards.

181
00:08:44,268 --> 00:08:46,259
They got us sitting between
Ike and Tina, you know

182
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,210
just in case something flare up.

183
00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:50,399
Hey, y'all, don't wait up.

184
00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,260
Hilary, is the coast clear?

185
00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,470
No, there's gonna be
patchy morning fog

186
00:08:56,489 --> 00:08:58,359
with limited visibility.

187
00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,390
I meant, is Will gone?

188
00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:14,270
- Yeah, he's gone.
- Let's talk about this party.

189
00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:16,500
Okay, Hilary,
you are getting the DJ

190
00:09:17,219 --> 00:09:18,349
and I arranged for the caterer.

191
00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:21,269
Why should I pay for a caterer
if I have a butler?

192
00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:24,300
Philip complains,
that only leaves the cake.

193
00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,290
All set, I ordered a Sonny
the Seal ice-cream cake.

194
00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:29,420
His sleek little body
is made of chocolatey goodness

195
00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,480
and he balances a ball
of tutti-frutti sherbet

196
00:09:31,499 --> 00:09:33,379
on his buttercream nose.

197
00:09:34,499 --> 00:09:37,219
You are way too into this.

198
00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,420
I guess at your age birthdays

199
00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,470
are no longer a cause
for celebration.

200
00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,220
[doorbell rings]

201
00:09:46,239 --> 00:09:48,349
Look, I'm giving up
a hair appointment with
Sergei

202
00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:51,259
to hang out with Will
and his loser friends.

203
00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,270
Will's friends are not losers.

204
00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:54,430
Greetings, y'all.

205
00:09:57,349 --> 00:09:59,430
Jazz, to what do we owe
your presence?

206
00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:01,501
My guess would be inbreeding.

207
00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:07,480
I'm taking care of entertainment
for Will's party.

208
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,230
No, Jazz, I've already
shelled out for a DJ.

209
00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,440
Perfect, now we have music
for my stripper.

210
00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:16,481
Oh, no, you are not bringing
a naked woman into my house.

211
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,240
Oh, no, no, you don't
understand, Mrs. Banks.

212
00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,440
She don't come in naked.

213
00:10:25,331 --> 00:10:26,451
Uh-oh.

214
00:10:27,441 --> 00:10:28,491
[screaming]

215
00:10:32,311 --> 00:10:35,431
(Vivian)
'Where is Will? He was supposed
to be here at 7:00.'

216
00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:38,401
- That's it, I'm leaving.
- Where are you going?

217
00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:40,441
Sergei keeps
the salon open till 9:00.

218
00:10:40,461 --> 00:10:42,421
I'm gonna see
if he can squeeze my head in.

219
00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:49,390
Mr. Banks, can I borrow 50
more bucks for Princess Lalet?

220
00:10:49,411 --> 00:10:51,231
Otherwise, she gonna leave.

221
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,400
Let her go, I've spent
enough money on this party.

222
00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:59,261
Here's 100 dollars, no telling
when Will will come back.

223
00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:03,401
Well, he didn't leave a message
on the answering machine.

224
00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:05,361
Maybe that's him now, shh.

225
00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:09,250
Yeah, Will!

226
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:11,451
You're an hour and a half late.

227
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,451
What do you mean
you can't make it?

228
00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:17,331
Friends? What friends?

229
00:11:17,351 --> 00:11:19,471
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

230
00:11:19,491 --> 00:11:22,301
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

231
00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:25,442
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

232
00:11:25,462 --> 00:11:28,312
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪

233
00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:39,491
[instrumental music]

234
00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:43,422
So, birthday boy,
you having fun?

235
00:11:43,442 --> 00:11:45,472
Ah, this is the best
birthday I ever had.

236
00:11:45,491 --> 00:11:47,471
You know, I always wanted
to try skiing, too.

237
00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:49,461
- You did great.
- Well, yeah.

238
00:11:49,481 --> 00:11:52,211
Except for that one run,
I'm just glad

239
00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:53,481
that the Saint Bernard
didn't have to suffer.

240
00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:59,302
Oh, I've been wanting
to check this out over here.

241
00:11:59,322 --> 00:12:01,372
- Hey, what does this button do?
- No, Will!

242
00:12:04,481 --> 00:12:07,251
- It's the moon roof.
- Oh, and that's funny?

243
00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:09,371
You think that?
Okay, okay, no, no.

244
00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:12,411
No, what are you doing?
Don't, come down.

245
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,392
Come inside, it's freezing
out there, Will.

246
00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:17,352
- Come up, babe, it's great.
- Oh, no, there's no way.

247
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:18,471
- You're crazy.
- I said, come up here.

248
00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:20,361
- Uh-uh. No.
- Oh, you ain't with me?

249
00:12:20,381 --> 00:12:22,401
Well, take that, then, girl.
How's that?

250
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,273
Alright, that's it.

251
00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:26,393
Oh, what you gonna do?
what you..

252
00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:29,382
[Will laughing]

253
00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:36,473
Oh, man, oh, man.

254
00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:39,282
Oh, I'm frozen solid!

255
00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,242
- Really?
- 'Ooh!'

256
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,422
Well, I..

257
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:46,223
I was thinking..

258
00:12:46,242 --> 00:12:48,282
...maybe I could warm you up
a little bit.

259
00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:50,323
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute.

260
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:53,242
Oh, I-I'm sorry, you know I just
got caught up in the moment.

261
00:12:53,262 --> 00:12:54,502
Shh.

262
00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:02,422
[instrumental music]

263
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:04,293
Oh, hell, yeah.

264
00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:38,263
[whooshing]

265
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:42,504
Greetings from Aspen!

266
00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:48,234
Whoo! Let me tell you,
what a night!

267
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:49,483
I tell you what,
you open up the hot tub

268
00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:50,503
and all the neighbors come out.

269
00:13:51,223 --> 00:13:52,353
You know what I'm saying?

270
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,393
I didn't even mind
Bruce and Demi, you know.

271
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:58,264
Like I-I really didn't mind
Arnold and Maria.

272
00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:02,314
But Frank and Kathy Lee came
over with that little dude Cody.

273
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:03,464
He was makin' bubbles
in the Jacuzzi

274
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:06,303
without the jets being on.
You know what I'm saying?

275
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,334
Yeah, nasty little dude,
you know.

276
00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:12,213
You have got
a lot of nerve, Will.

277
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,355
Right, big guy?

278
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,410
Huh? Oh, yeah, right,
right, right.

279
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:19,298
Uh, Will, this Maria Shriver..

280
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,411
...full-figured gal?

281
00:14:20,431 --> 00:14:22,425
Philip!

282
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,329
(Vivian)
'Will.'

283
00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:27,285
We were throwing you
a big surprise party.

284
00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,288
Oh, you were? Oh, I'm sorry.

285
00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:31,392
I-I-I thought that we-we
was just gonna have dinner.

286
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,408
A cleverly orchestrated
ruse, bub and to think

287
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:38,316
I laid out 50 big ones on your
damn cake and not just any cake.

288
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,432
I got you that really, really
neat one in the commercials.

289
00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:41,523
You know, the one that goes.

290
00:14:41,543 --> 00:14:44,369
♪ Sonny the seal
your tummy will squeal ♪

291
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,494
♪ For 49.95 oh what a deal ♪

292
00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:47,536
♪ It's Sonny ♪♪

293
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,419
Carlton, Carlton!

294
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:54,511
Alright, okay.

295
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:57,547
Look, I-I-I said I'm sorry,
alright?

296
00:14:57,566 --> 00:15:00,372
Well, look, I know somebody
that wants to hear

297
00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:02,557
about my snowball fight
with Denzel.

298
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:06,385
- Yo, Hil!
- Will, no!

299
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,588
- Yo, Hil!
- Will, no, no, no!

300
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,480
- Don't go there! Will.
- Ashley.

301
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,505
- What is wrong with you, girl?
- Will.

302
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:14,552
I don't think Hilary
wants to see you right now.

303
00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:16,386
Why, what did I do to her?

304
00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:18,359
You made her miss her
hair appointment with Sergei

305
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,423
and she had to settle
for his assistant.

306
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,626
So what?

307
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,633
Damn!

308
00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:32,629
'And-and I-I mean that'

309
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:36,536
in the nicest possible way, Hil.

310
00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:42,519
I look like a troll doll!

311
00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:45,584
Hilary, don't you think
you're overreacting just a tad?

312
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:47,650
Sleep with one eye open.

313
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:54,423
Lo-Lo-Look, come on, guys.

314
00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:56,557
Cut me some slack here,
now-now, Uncle Phil.

315
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:59,703
Now, if you had a choice
between an ordinary..

316
00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:03,441
...yet-yet very thoughtful
birthday party

317
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:04,664
and hitting the slopes
with a superstar

318
00:16:04,685 --> 00:16:05,737
which one would you choose?

319
00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:08,592
You mean, which superstar
would I choose?

320
00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:12,470
- Well, if I had to--
- Philip.

321
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,532
Will.

322
00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:15,697
Michelle Michaels
may not feel as serious

323
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,681
about all this as you do.

324
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:20,567
Does that look like
she's playing, Aunt Viv?

325
00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:22,601
She gave it to me in Aspen.

326
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,723
Where are you going?

327
00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:25,667
Oh, she's taking me
to see the fight in Vegas.

328
00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:28,634
What about the fight party
you excluded me from?

329
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:31,539
You got the guys coming over
to watch it on TV.

330
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:34,585
Ohh, oh, you know, I'm glad
you reminded me, Carlton.

331
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,670
Listen, make sure
they don't let you in, okay?

332
00:16:38,553 --> 00:16:41,559
[instrumental music]

333
00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:46,529
[cheering]

334
00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:51,590
(male announcer)
'And there's the end
of Round One.'

335
00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,848
Whoo! Yo, this is better
than watching

336
00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:01,731
the fights with my Uncle Phil.

337
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:03,605
I'm glad you're enjoying
yourself.

338
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,819
Hey, now, how could I
not be enjoying myself?

339
00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:10,599
I got Vegas, you, me
a black dude and a white dude

340
00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:12,863
beating the heck out
of each other, life is good.

341
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,634
Oh, here, let me grab us
a little something here.

342
00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:18,735
Hey, Michelle, I got to tell you

343
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:21,753
uh, ever since the barbecue
at Wesley Snipes crib

344
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,619
I kind of been wanting
to say something to you.

345
00:17:24,638 --> 00:17:26,632
And I-I haven't found a way
to say it quite yet

346
00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:29,828
but this thing we got going on,
I just feel real good about it

347
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,795
you know and I just..
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

348
00:17:35,781 --> 00:17:36,884
Hello, who is this?

349
00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:40,791
Rick Benton, we shot
a swimsuit video in Tahiti.

350
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,926
- This is Will Smith.
- Guy?

351
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,912
Michelle, Michelle, Michelle.

352
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,827
You know, you're even more
alluring with your clothes on.

353
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:53,778
Isn't he the funniest
male model you ever met?

354
00:17:56,783 --> 00:18:00,681
Oh, wait a minute,
now I recognize this dude.

355
00:18:00,702 --> 00:18:01,954
I take it you've seen
my calendar, huh?

356
00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:04,910
Yeah, you were
the April fool, right?

357
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,873
Look, um, Guy, listen.

358
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:13,930
Michelle is a one-man woman
now, alright?

359
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,803
- Oh, really?
- Yes, sir.

360
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:18,718
You might be able to tell
by this ring she gave me.

361
00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:20,933
Kinda reminds me
of this one right here.

362
00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:22,998
So are we all friends now?

363
00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:26,835
Oh, yeah, we found out
we had a lot in common.

364
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:30,853
Look, uh, black Fabio, listen.

365
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:37,779
Why don't you and your
Motown-revival haircut

366
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,030
go back to your seat..

367
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:43,980
...um, shave your chest, shut up
and just watch the fight.

368
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,035
- Will.
- What?

369
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,780
Are you squaring off on me fool?
What you gonna do?

370
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,816
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?

371
00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:53,971
[indistinct shouting]

372
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,961
Poor Rick, he'll be in
the hospital for weeks now.

373
00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:03,973
How did I know
he was gonna fall on Sinatra?

374
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:07,844
Well, I think you overreacted.

375
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,074
What am I supposed to do
with some dude

376
00:19:09,095 --> 00:19:11,996
putting his hands
all over my woman?

377
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,839
Look, besides, he deserved it,
he stole one of your rings.

378
00:19:15,858 --> 00:19:17,879
- Will, I gave him that ring.
- Oh, you did, huh?

379
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,880
Yeah, I did,
I give out a lot of rings.

380
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,831
Well, I-I'm saying,
this one you gave me

381
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,092
is the last one though, right?

382
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:26,854
I just gave one
to the paramedic.

383
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:30,886
I was wondering why
he was taking your pulse.

384
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,838
Will.

385
00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,959
You're so adorable.

386
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,822
But I think we need
to take some time off.

387
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:45,002
Yeah, cool, you're right,
I-I'm gonna go play some slots.

388
00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:48,085
- I'll be back in an hour.
- Will, sit.

389
00:19:52,037 --> 00:19:53,898
It's been fun.

390
00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,958
Excuse me, been?

391
00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:58,850
Will, I'm no good
with relationships.

392
00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:01,060
I thought you knew that,
don't you listen to my
songs?

393
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:04,083
Well, yeah, I do,
okay, why? Alright, okay.

394
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,873
There's "Untouchable", there's,
uh, there's, uh, there's

395
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:10,125
"Never Going To Settle",
there's, uh, "Wham Bam Goodbye."

396
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,849
[clears throat]

397
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,990
Come on, this isn't goodbye.

398
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,033
You only say goodbye to
people
you're never gonna see again.

399
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:26,914
This is more like see you later.

400
00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:39,960
I'll see you later, Will.

401
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:51,045
Goodbye, Michelle.

402
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,104
[instrumental music]

403
00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:08,984
Hey, good morning, Uncle
Phil.

404
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,946
It was a hell of a fight
last night, Will.

405
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,876
Oh yeah, Champ ain't
no joke, right?

406
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,157
I was referring to your bout.

407
00:21:15,118 --> 00:21:17,099
They showed that on TV?

408
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:21,011
From the first shove to when
Sinatra put his toupee back on.

409
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,092
Um, there ain't gonna
be no rematch.

410
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:26,144
When dude get out of
the hospital, he can have her.

411
00:21:26,163 --> 00:21:28,044
She dumped you, right?

412
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:30,056
Man, you crazy! Yeah.

413
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:35,167
Well, it was a nice ride
while it lasted, huh?

414
00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:38,058
You know what, Uncle Phil?

415
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,996
I-I think I loved her.

416
00:21:41,928 --> 00:21:44,051
Oh, bull!

417
00:21:45,085 --> 00:21:47,099
You hardly even knew her.

418
00:21:47,814 --> 00:21:50,086
No, no, Uncle Phil, I knew her,
you know what I'm saying?

419
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,931
I knew her.

420
00:21:53,024 --> 00:21:55,823
You might have known
her intimately

421
00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:57,767
but you didn't know her well.

422
00:21:57,787 --> 00:21:58,908
Come on, face it, Will.

423
00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:01,708
It was the lifestyle
you're in love with.

424
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:06,700
You trying to say that
the only reason I loved her

425
00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:09,686
was because she was rich
and let me sponge off of her?

426
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:11,652
Uh-huh.

427
00:22:11,671 --> 00:22:12,862
Then I love you too, Uncle Phil.

428
00:22:23,601 --> 00:22:25,645
We even saved
Sonny the Seal for you.

429
00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:27,512
Really, where?

430
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:42,487
[instrumental music]