1 00:00:01,666 --> 00:00:03,761 (Jackie) 'Will, academic probation is serious.' 2 00:00:03,782 --> 00:00:05,690 'How could you let this happen?' 3 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:07,627 (Will) It's Professor Burton's fault. 4 00:00:07,647 --> 00:00:09,555 He used to be such a easy grader 5 00:00:09,573 --> 00:00:11,511 until him and his wife got a divorce. 6 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:13,497 Then he-he became impossible. 7 00:00:13,517 --> 00:00:17,372 The last test he gave, I got a four, and I cheated. 8 00:00:20,535 --> 00:00:23,500 No, this is horrible. 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,467 Hey, hey, Professor Burton 10 00:00:25,488 --> 00:00:27,297 I hope that ain't my essay you're reading. 11 00:00:27,316 --> 00:00:29,372 Hey, Will. No, I haven't gotten to yours yet. 12 00:00:29,392 --> 00:00:31,241 I'll finish them tonight.. 13 00:00:31,259 --> 00:00:34,225 ...right after I move the last of my things out of our.. 14 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:36,232 ...hergarage. 15 00:00:36,252 --> 00:00:38,179 Hey, look, well, have mercy on me, man. 16 00:00:38,199 --> 00:00:40,245 You know, I'm-I'm on academic probation. 17 00:00:40,264 --> 00:00:43,160 Now, Will, I like you, but I have to be objective. 18 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,247 When I'm at here the university 19 00:00:44,268 --> 00:00:45,336 I can't afford to let my personal feelings 20 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,292 influence my professional behavior. 21 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:51,087 I guess I won't be needing that anymore. 22 00:00:53,055 --> 00:00:55,032 Uh, hey, look, man. 23 00:00:55,051 --> 00:00:57,146 Look, I usually keep this on a need-to-know basis 24 00:00:57,166 --> 00:01:00,072 but you look like you really need to know. 25 00:01:02,078 --> 00:01:04,846 Behold, my chicktionary. 26 00:01:06,824 --> 00:01:09,848 - A little black book, huh? - Oh, yes, sir. 27 00:01:09,867 --> 00:01:11,844 What are these letters next to the girls' names? 28 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,752 Oh, those are grades. 29 00:01:14,859 --> 00:01:16,697 There's a lot of F's. 30 00:01:16,717 --> 00:01:18,842 That ain't necessarily a bad thing, you know? 31 00:01:18,863 --> 00:01:20,741 [both chuckling] 32 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:22,846 What's the "B" mean? 33 00:01:22,866 --> 00:01:24,842 Be prepared for a possible "F." 34 00:01:24,862 --> 00:01:26,746 [both laugh] 35 00:01:26,768 --> 00:01:28,724 [theme song] 36 00:01:28,744 --> 00:01:30,812 ♪ Now this is a story all about ♪ 37 00:01:30,831 --> 00:01:33,032 ♪ How my life got flipped turned upside down ♪ 38 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,895 ♪ And I'd like to take minute just sit right there ♪ 39 00:01:35,915 --> 00:01:37,066 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 40 00:01:37,086 --> 00:01:39,002 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 41 00:01:39,023 --> 00:01:42,100 [instrumental music] 42 00:01:47,336 --> 00:01:50,229 ♪In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 43 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:53,234 ♪ On the playground is where I spent the most of my days ♪ 44 00:01:53,255 --> 00:01:55,262 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 45 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,471 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 46 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,416 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 47 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:02,403 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 48 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,388 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 49 00:02:05,407 --> 00:02:07,516 ♪ You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 50 00:02:07,537 --> 00:02:09,585 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 51 00:02:09,604 --> 00:02:12,528 ♪ The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 52 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,638 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 53 00:02:14,657 --> 00:02:18,702 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 54 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:21,800 ♪ I pulled up to the house about seven or eight ♪ 55 00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:24,794 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later ♪ 56 00:02:24,814 --> 00:02:26,913 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 57 00:02:26,934 --> 00:02:29,899 ♪ To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪ 58 00:02:29,918 --> 00:02:32,995 [music continues] 59 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,991 (Hilary) Hi, Will. 60 00:02:39,011 --> 00:02:40,102 (Will) 'Oh, hey, look, I'll be right back.' 61 00:02:40,123 --> 00:02:43,106 Oh, and, uh, GGWAB means 62 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:45,067 Good God What A Booty. 63 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:49,110 - Hil, what are you doing here? - I need to switch cars. 64 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:50,251 Carlton said you have the keys. 65 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,131 Oh, yeah, cool. What's wrong with your car? 66 00:02:52,152 --> 00:02:55,985 I'm going shoe shopping, I need the wagon. Bye. 67 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:04,030 - Who is that? - Hilary? Oh, that's my cousin. 68 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,033 Well, is she involved with anyone? 69 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,254 Mostly just herself. 70 00:03:11,046 --> 00:03:14,029 Oh, you-you know, she-she-she was just telling me today 71 00:03:14,049 --> 00:03:17,231 how much she could really use a man in her life. 72 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:19,083 And you.. 73 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:21,233 Well, you a man. 74 00:03:21,254 --> 00:03:24,006 Oh, good. Check it out. I got an idea. 75 00:03:24,026 --> 00:03:26,168 Why don't you come over our house tonight, right? 76 00:03:26,188 --> 00:03:28,199 And I'll introduce y'all. 77 00:03:28,219 --> 00:03:30,101 Will, I really appreciate this. 78 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:32,122 A woman like her could really lift my spirits. 79 00:03:32,141 --> 00:03:33,242 [laughs] 80 00:03:35,035 --> 00:03:37,226 Maybe she could do the same for my grade. 81 00:03:40,277 --> 00:03:42,149 (Philip) Hey, everybody. 82 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:45,142 I just bought Nicky a brand new crib. 83 00:03:47,253 --> 00:03:50,115 Oh, "The Crib Chalet has over 100 features 84 00:03:50,136 --> 00:03:52,137 "including automatic guardrail-extension 85 00:03:52,156 --> 00:03:55,319 "infrared climb-out sensors and a built-in busy box. 86 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:58,051 Some assembly required." 87 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,092 Oh, no. 88 00:04:00,113 --> 00:04:03,096 Carlton, my boy, go put on your work clothes. 89 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:06,228 [sighs] Help me. 90 00:04:06,248 --> 00:04:09,130 I'm not gonna miss a minute of this. 91 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,201 Here, darling. 92 00:04:10,221 --> 00:04:12,242 Philip, I know what's gonna happen. 93 00:04:12,261 --> 00:04:14,133 Carlton's gonna start in on your nerves 94 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,195 and you're gonna end up at his throat. 95 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,295 Oh, nonsense. 96 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:18,096 This is a perfect time for a father and son 97 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:20,157 to spend some quality time together. 98 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,298 Geoffrey, go fetch my tools. 99 00:04:21,318 --> 00:04:24,180 You mean your knife and fork? 100 00:04:26,322 --> 00:04:29,064 [instrumental music] 101 00:04:31,297 --> 00:04:33,128 Hey, Hil, you got a second? 102 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,349 - Sure. - Alright. 103 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,203 "Sweet Savage Lust." Huh. One of the classics, huh? 104 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:43,286 It's about this rich, beautiful girl 105 00:04:43,306 --> 00:04:46,138 who loses her lover in a terrible accident 106 00:04:46,158 --> 00:04:48,350 and spends her nights alone mourning his death. 107 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:50,091 [laughs] 108 00:04:50,111 --> 00:04:52,112 Where do they get these stories? 109 00:04:53,262 --> 00:04:56,174 Hey, look, Hil.. 110 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,217 ...you know, Trevor's been gone for months now. 111 00:04:58,236 --> 00:05:02,129 - D-don't you miss dating? - Yeah. 112 00:05:02,149 --> 00:05:04,200 At first, I felt guilty for wanting to. 113 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,331 But I think if Trevor were still alive 114 00:05:05,351 --> 00:05:08,143 he'd want me to see other guys. 115 00:05:10,336 --> 00:05:14,199 Exactly. Um, hey, wait right here. 116 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,231 What are you doing? 117 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:22,315 Hilary Banks. Scott Burton. 118 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:24,237 "When a man is in love 119 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,219 "he endures more than at other times. 120 00:05:27,238 --> 00:05:31,111 He submits...to everything." 121 00:05:35,325 --> 00:05:37,236 Ah-hoo-hoo-ho! 122 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:41,168 Boy, don't make me have to turn the hose on y'all two. 123 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,192 - Will. - Yeah? 124 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:45,352 What's going on here? 125 00:05:45,371 --> 00:05:47,153 Well, H-Hil, I-I figured 126 00:05:47,174 --> 00:05:49,185 that y'all might have something in common. 127 00:05:49,205 --> 00:05:51,137 I-I'm saying, he-he's an English professor 128 00:05:51,157 --> 00:05:54,229 and-and-and, and-and you speak some English. 129 00:05:57,171 --> 00:05:58,212 Look, Steve.. 130 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,363 - Scott. - Whatever. 131 00:05:59,382 --> 00:06:03,225 - I'm really sorry. - N-no, I-I'm sorry. 132 00:06:03,246 --> 00:06:06,278 I was just so struck by your beauty today, I had to meet you. 133 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,210 I'm terrible at this kind of thing. 134 00:06:10,231 --> 00:06:12,193 Oh, you're not terrible. 135 00:06:12,212 --> 00:06:14,283 [laughs] 136 00:06:14,304 --> 00:06:17,256 Shields are down, Scotty. Fire! 137 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:21,298 I know this is last minute, but an artist friend of mine 138 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:23,281 gave me some tickets to a gallery opening in Venice. 139 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:26,143 Oh, that's very nice, Scott, but don't you think 140 00:06:26,162 --> 00:06:29,344 Italy is more of a second date kind of thing? 141 00:06:29,365 --> 00:06:32,398 No, I mean, Venice Beach. 142 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:35,299 Well, it sounds like fun. 143 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,152 - Do I have time to change? - Well, if you like. 144 00:06:38,171 --> 00:06:43,445 But "True loveliness needs not the foreign aid of ornament." 145 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,396 Well, duh. 146 00:06:50,341 --> 00:06:53,283 Ah, hold up, man, there's no tag on this. 147 00:06:53,302 --> 00:06:57,325 I need a price check on a Peacock athletic supporter. 148 00:06:59,237 --> 00:07:01,298 Size small. 149 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,413 Never mind. 150 00:07:06,432 --> 00:07:08,174 - Will. - 'Oh, hey.' 151 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,324 I had the best time with Hilary. 152 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,466 Cannot wait to see her again. 153 00:07:11,186 --> 00:07:12,347 Alright, man. 154 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:15,239 Oh, and, uh, by the way. I graded your essay this morning. 155 00:07:15,259 --> 00:07:16,390 The whole class did rather well 156 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:19,463 but you, my friend, got a B plus. 157 00:07:20,184 --> 00:07:22,465 Yes. I got a B plus. 158 00:07:23,366 --> 00:07:25,277 I'm Will, call me. 159 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:28,310 I also spoke with your counselor 160 00:07:28,329 --> 00:07:30,460 and, uh, he's agreed to take you off academic probation 161 00:07:30,481 --> 00:07:34,314 provided you do well on my midterm Friday. 162 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,415 Hey, thanks a lot, man. 163 00:07:36,436 --> 00:07:39,278 Oh, but a big midterm on Friday means 164 00:07:39,298 --> 00:07:42,420 you're gonna have to spend all weekend grading papers. 165 00:07:43,491 --> 00:07:48,205 I'll, uh, make the test one question, open book. 166 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:51,307 Welcome to the family, man. 167 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:55,400 [laughing] Woo! 168 00:07:55,419 --> 00:07:57,261 Alright. 169 00:08:01,294 --> 00:08:03,425 Hey, you-you know what? Allow me. 170 00:08:03,446 --> 00:08:07,249 [imitates Jackie] Will, you should beashamed of yourself. 171 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,510 Hey, Jackie, I can explain. 172 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:10,341 [imitates Jackie] Explain what? 173 00:08:10,361 --> 00:08:11,432 How you'reusingyour cousin 174 00:08:11,453 --> 00:08:13,464 just to get yourself a good grade? 175 00:08:13,483 --> 00:08:15,375 Hey, look, Jackie, it ain't like that. 176 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,367 [imitates Jackie] I know you, Will. 177 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:21,290 But I still burn with desire for you, baby. 178 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:26,463 [imitates Will] Yo, Jackie. I'm just looking out for number one. 179 00:08:26,484 --> 00:08:29,316 You know what I'm saying? You know, you know. 180 00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:31,288 ♪ Bang bang bang bang bang ♪ 181 00:08:31,307 --> 00:08:35,240 ♪ Bang bang ♪♪ 182 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,411 [instrumental music] 183 00:08:39,354 --> 00:08:41,385 Look, I-I don't know who you've been talking to, Rhetta. 184 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:44,527 But no, I don't be giving my dates grades. 185 00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:46,519 Well, I'm-I'm saying, so-so-so.. 186 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:49,330 Are-are we gonna kick it tomorrow night or what? 187 00:08:49,351 --> 00:08:50,492 I don't know, you know, do a little 188 00:08:50,511 --> 00:08:53,343 somethin'-somethin', you know, who knows? 189 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,506 Are you good with that? 190 00:08:55,525 --> 00:08:57,446 Alright, I'll see you tomorrow night then. 191 00:08:57,467 --> 00:08:59,319 Aha! Ha-ha. 192 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,461 Rhetta, B. 193 00:09:06,374 --> 00:09:07,545 Ah.. 194 00:09:08,266 --> 00:09:11,378 I heard somebody made aloveconnection. 195 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:13,529 So, tell me about your date. 196 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:18,382 I have to admit it, Will, you were right. 197 00:09:18,402 --> 00:09:20,284 I had fun last night. 198 00:09:20,304 --> 00:09:22,475 Oh, well, trust me, you got dude flipping. 199 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:25,329 [sighs] I like him too. 200 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:26,510 Hey, look, as long as you're goin' out 201 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:29,492 with Professor Burton, I am A-okay. 202 00:09:29,512 --> 00:09:32,494 Oh, well, then that sort of presents a little problem. 203 00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:34,295 Why, what's up? 204 00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:36,366 Because I amnevergoing to see him again. 205 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:42,381 [instrumental music] 206 00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:46,444 Wait, whoa-whoa, wait, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa. 207 00:09:46,464 --> 00:09:47,464 What do you-what do you, what do you mean 208 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:49,297 you're never gonna see him again? 209 00:09:49,316 --> 00:09:51,538 You-you was just saying-saying how dope he was. 210 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,569 He has a mole. 211 00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:58,504 Look, you know, wait a minute. 212 00:09:58,524 --> 00:10:01,416 Listen, I sit in class with this man all day every day 213 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,526 and I ain't ever seen no mole. 214 00:10:02,547 --> 00:10:04,358 Well, I hardly noticed it too. 215 00:10:04,378 --> 00:10:05,489 But as the night went on 216 00:10:05,509 --> 00:10:08,331 it got bigger and bigger 217 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,442 until it was all I could see. 218 00:10:10,462 --> 00:10:12,513 Oh, it was disgusting. 219 00:10:14,355 --> 00:10:16,477 Hey, Hilary, wait a minute, y-you can't just dump this guy 220 00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:19,379 because of a tiny, physical imperfection. 221 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,472 I mean, you ain't perfect yourself, girl. 222 00:10:23,452 --> 00:10:24,593 Oh, stop. 223 00:10:27,455 --> 00:10:31,448 Hilary, listen. Imperfections are what make people special. 224 00:10:31,468 --> 00:10:33,539 Like-like back in Philly, a big butt on a sister 225 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,372 was considered a thing of beauty. 226 00:10:35,391 --> 00:10:37,402 You know, the more back baby got, the better. 227 00:10:37,423 --> 00:10:38,494 I mean, up to a point. 228 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,615 You know, then-then, it's just nasty. 229 00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:47,401 But come on, Hil. You-you gotta give this guy another chance. 230 00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:49,613 Telephone, Miss Hilary. A Mr. Scott Burton. 231 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:52,534 Oh, the mole man. Tell him I moved. 232 00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:54,346 Hilary. 233 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,457 Oh, alright. 234 00:10:58,528 --> 00:11:02,351 Hello, Spot, uh, I mean, Scott. 235 00:11:04,544 --> 00:11:07,546 Oh. Yeah, I had a nice time too. 236 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,448 [laughs] 237 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,489 - Tomorrow night? - Yes, yes. 238 00:11:11,508 --> 00:11:13,600 Um, sure. 239 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,511 Okay. I'll see you then. 240 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:20,415 Well, I did it. I just hope I don't get nauseous and faint. 241 00:11:21,607 --> 00:11:23,498 Hey, hey, Hil, you know what? 242 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,460 Um, I got a date tomorrow night. Yeah, we could just double. 243 00:11:26,481 --> 00:11:27,592 What's that going to do? 244 00:11:27,612 --> 00:11:30,474 I don't know, maybe take your mind off it. 245 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:31,665 I'll work mole patrol. 246 00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,656 Oh. Thanks, Will, that's great. You're the best. 247 00:11:35,377 --> 00:11:36,518 I'll call Scott and tell him. 248 00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:37,648 Oh, uh, where are we going anyway? 249 00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,560 The opera. 250 00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:41,532 [instrumental music] 251 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:44,543 Dad, we started this three days ago and there's no end in sight. 252 00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:46,525 Let's pay someone to finish the job. 253 00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:48,536 Am I keeping you from something more important? 254 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:50,388 As a matter of fact, yes. 255 00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:52,469 I've got midterms and eventually I'd like to move out 256 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,562 get a full-time job and start a family. 257 00:11:55,552 --> 00:11:57,423 And when you do, I will help you 258 00:11:57,443 --> 00:11:58,534 build one of these for your child. 259 00:11:58,554 --> 00:12:00,435 No, you won't, because I'll be smart enough 260 00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:02,397 to pay someone to do it for me. 261 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,509 And just how are you gonna do thatwithout a trust fund! 262 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:10,403 Game, set, match. 263 00:12:10,423 --> 00:12:13,505 Now, stop whining. What's next? 264 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,418 "Locate the red linchpin." 265 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:17,548 Oh, got it. 266 00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:19,520 "But do not remove it." 267 00:12:27,507 --> 00:12:28,638 [crying] 268 00:12:29,609 --> 00:12:32,641 [instrumental music] 269 00:12:36,443 --> 00:12:38,645 (Rhetta) Will, the lobster was superb. 270 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:42,428 Yeah, they gypped us, though. They only gave us the tails. 271 00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:43,698 Hilary, I, uh, got the feeling at dinner 272 00:12:43,718 --> 00:12:45,690 that your attention was somewhere else. 273 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,701 Why would you think that? 274 00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:51,604 This is our box. 275 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:59,660 What is the matter with you? 276 00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:02,694 You are making a mountain out of a mole, Hil. 277 00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:08,618 The mole, I'm over that. 278 00:13:08,638 --> 00:13:10,520 Oh. Well, then, what's the problem? 279 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,463 Did you see how huge his Adam's apple is? 280 00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:16,623 - Ew! - I don't believe this. 281 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:20,517 Every time he chewed, it kept bouncing up and down 282 00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:21,638 and up and down. 283 00:13:21,658 --> 00:13:23,590 I mean, what's in there, a basketball? 284 00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:24,549 Shh! 285 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,651 I can't look at him anymore. 286 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:28,503 - I have to get out of here. - Hil-Hilary. 287 00:13:28,522 --> 00:13:31,495 Listen, that is not a mole 288 00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,736 or an Adam's apple that you're seeing. 289 00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,568 It's Trevor. 290 00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:36,710 You're telling me 291 00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:40,491 that Trevor was reincarnated in Scott's throat? 292 00:13:42,574 --> 00:13:44,616 No, look, Hil, what I'm trying to say 293 00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:46,606 is that you miss Trevor so much 294 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,518 something inside of you won't let go of him. 295 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,500 If you walk out on Scott now 296 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,661 this could haunt you for the rest of your life. 297 00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:54,723 What do you mean? 298 00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:57,715 Well, you might never go out again. 299 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,667 You'll become one of them crazy old women 300 00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:02,739 who walk around all day long with a shower cap on.. 301 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:06,731 ...and with-with an old raggedy halter-top that say "Jam." 302 00:14:11,635 --> 00:14:13,627 And then you-and then you gonna start wearing 303 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,708 rhinestone gauchos. 304 00:14:18,611 --> 00:14:20,643 And then, just for no reason, you'll say 305 00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,603 "Dum-dum-dee-day." 306 00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:28,709 Then you-you'll be eating neck-bone sandwiches 307 00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:31,601 all the time and-and screaming at your little 308 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,563 imaginary dog, Brutus. 309 00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:36,664 And you know what the worst part is? 310 00:14:36,684 --> 00:14:37,745 What? 311 00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:39,606 The only man you're gonna be able to get 312 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,576 is some fool named Grady.. 313 00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:44,745 ...who be smelling like menthol all the time 314 00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:46,756 and falling asleep in his soup. 315 00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,745 Oh, God, I hate soup. 316 00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:51,776 Then you march through those curtains 317 00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:54,676 and you look his throat in the face! 318 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,747 [instrumental music] 319 00:15:07,597 --> 00:15:09,717 - Everything alright? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 320 00:15:09,737 --> 00:15:12,657 Everything's fine. Hey, did we miss the national anthem? 321 00:15:12,676 --> 00:15:15,687 [all laugh] 322 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,657 Some fool named Grady. 323 00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:26,667 [woman singing opera] 324 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:37,537 - Yo. - Is, uh, Hilary okay? 325 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:38,747 It seems like something's bothering her. 326 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:41,649 Oh, no, no, no, no. E-e-everything's cool, man. 327 00:15:41,668 --> 00:15:43,568 Hey, you wouldn't happen to have 328 00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,699 a turtleneck out in your car, would you? 329 00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:49,638 We are trying to enjoy the opera. 330 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,688 I know, it's hard, ain't it? 331 00:15:54,749 --> 00:15:56,769 [singing continues] 332 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,679 His neck is blocking my view. 333 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,798 [exhales] It's like watching a snake digest a rabbit. 334 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,690 Hilary. 335 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,640 Listen, it is all in your head. 336 00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:10,589 - It's all in his throat. - Shh. 337 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:11,810 Young man. 338 00:16:12,529 --> 00:16:14,769 Did you see "Throw Momma From The Train?" 339 00:16:20,699 --> 00:16:22,709 [clears throat] 340 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:25,800 Yuck. 341 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,641 I can't stand it. Scott is making me sick. 342 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,520 Thank you for a wonderful evening. 343 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:38,781 My-my uncle's got her on this crazy curfew thing, man. 344 00:16:43,521 --> 00:16:44,661 Hilary, listen, I am begging you. 345 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,740 Please go back in there and apologize to him. 346 00:16:46,761 --> 00:16:48,711 It's very sweet of you to worry about me, Will 347 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,621 but I'm gonna be just fine. 348 00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:53,652 W-wait, Hilary, listen, um.. 349 00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:57,761 Look, i-if you leave now, I might get kicked out of school. 350 00:16:57,781 --> 00:16:59,641 What? 351 00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:02,811 Well, see, Professor Burton broke up with his wife 352 00:17:03,531 --> 00:17:05,621 and, and, you know, he was grading really difficult. 353 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:07,761 So, you know, I figured if he was a little happier, then-- 354 00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:11,521 So you've just been using me to get a good grade? 355 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,581 No, not at all. A little. 356 00:17:16,591 --> 00:17:19,702 - Oh, God. - Wait. Hilary. Hil.. 357 00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:22,672 Hey, look, Pavarotti, go in there 358 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,523 and tell my date I'll be back in a minute, alright? 359 00:17:26,743 --> 00:17:30,593 Ladies and gentlemen, Le Crib Chalet. 360 00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:31,752 [Vivian gasping] 361 00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:34,622 Honey. 362 00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:38,712 I owe you an apology, honey. 363 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,733 Not only did you do a great job 364 00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,814 but you did it together with Carlton. 365 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:44,733 Mom, do me a favor. 366 00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:47,724 Don't have anymore babies. 367 00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:52,644 Hey, dad. Did you see this report in Consumer Magazine? 368 00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:53,774 It says that the Crib Chalet 369 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:56,583 is the most dangerous crib on the market. 370 00:17:56,603 --> 00:17:57,683 What are you talking about? 371 00:17:57,704 --> 00:18:00,584 Well, according to this, the crib malfunctioned 372 00:18:00,603 --> 00:18:03,653 and an infant was tossed 50 feet in the air. 373 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:06,763 We can beat that. 374 00:18:08,794 --> 00:18:10,534 Geoffrey. 375 00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,634 Well-well-well, that was just one crib. 376 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:15,535 Well, the same thing happened to twins in Nova Scotia-- 377 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:16,784 Sweetheart, why don't you go read a Archie comic book 378 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,664 or something. 379 00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,745 Philip, the important thing is that you and your son 380 00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:22,605 spent some quality time together. 381 00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,684 You should be proud of what you built. 382 00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:27,755 Even if it is a deathtrap. 383 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:31,545 You are just jealous because you don't have son like Carlton 384 00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:32,795 to build something with. 385 00:18:32,815 --> 00:18:35,795 Yes, sir, that must be it. 386 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,746 [Philip scoffs] 387 00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:45,605 Look, it's a bird, it's a plane. 388 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,545 It's Master Nicky. 389 00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:54,605 [instrumental music] 390 00:18:59,816 --> 00:19:02,546 Hilary. 391 00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:06,576 Tonight, I hurt somebody that I really care about. 392 00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:09,536 What about me, Will? 393 00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:15,626 - I meant you. - Oh. 394 00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:18,657 Thank you. 395 00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:21,638 - But you were right. - I was? 396 00:19:21,658 --> 00:19:24,618 Scott is the first guy since Trevor that I really liked 397 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:26,697 and I guess I got scared and I had to find 398 00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:28,818 something wrong with him. 399 00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:32,707 And that Adam's apple thing was the best you could do, huh? 400 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:34,808 Well, I never had much of an imagination. 401 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:38,528 And when I was a little girl, I never had any imaginary friends. 402 00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,627 I just used to play with Carlton's. 403 00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:48,619 And God, they were such dweebs. 404 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,678 You really miss Trevor, don't you? 405 00:19:56,699 --> 00:20:00,629 I know it sounds dumb, but sometimes I feel 406 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,648 like we're still engaged. 407 00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:05,539 I mean, he died so suddenly 408 00:20:05,558 --> 00:20:07,668 and I never had a chance to say goodbye. 409 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,809 Well, you know, it's never too late. 410 00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:12,659 Alright. 411 00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:16,599 [sighs] I-I gotta go study 412 00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:18,739 for the massacre at little big mole. 413 00:20:21,649 --> 00:20:24,539 Look, Hil, I'm sorry, alright? 414 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,580 Goodnight. 415 00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:28,779 Goodnight, Will. 416 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:33,549 [sighs] 417 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,782 Goodbye, Trevor. 418 00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,717 [instrumental music] 419 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:05,884 (male narrator) Will Smith studied all night and passed his English midterm. 420 00:21:05,905 --> 00:21:10,042 One week later, he was taken off academic probation. 421 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,984 Two weeks later, he was put back on. 422 00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:22,098 Professor Scott Burton began dating Rhetta. 423 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,034 Shortly after, her parents demanded 424 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,137 he be removed from the college. 425 00:21:31,252 --> 00:21:35,115 Hilary Banks is currently dating. 426 00:21:35,135 --> 00:21:36,358 She remembers nothing. 427 00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:45,219 Baby Nicky only made it to 42 feet. 428 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:49,274 [instrumental music] 429 00:21:52,309 --> 00:21:54,463 And then, just for no reason, you'll say "Dum-dum-dee-day." 430 00:22:04,619 --> 00:22:07,693 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 431 00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:14,712 (Hilary) That is insane. I don't know what he's gonna say.