1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,728 Will, give me all your money. 2 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:08,069 I'm sorry, Carlton. I don't feel like playing 7-Eleven. 3 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,375 This isn't a game, Will. 4 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,570 I know you have $50, and I need it. 5 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,077 Forget it, man. 6 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,206 $50? I could take 25 women out to dinner. 7 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:21,019 Look, listen carefully, Will. 8 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:23,555 And I know you can hear me with ears that big. 9 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:27,352 Biff's dad is a bankruptcy lawyer and according to him... 10 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,918 Westworld Airlines is about to fall prey to a corporate raider. 11 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:32,288 Word? 12 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,690 Man, I don't believe that. A corporate raider? 13 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,259 What the bloody hell are you talking about? 14 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,965 It's called inside information, and it's quite illegal. 15 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:43,234 So is that French nanny you're dating. 16 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:45,870 Enough said. 17 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,781 The point is I've only got $50, and I need $100 to buy the stock. 18 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:54,849 All right, just let me think about it for a little while, all right? 19 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:55,978 No. 20 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,291 Will, take my hand... 21 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,187 come out of the ghetto... 22 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,490 and take a stroll down Wall Street. 23 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:07,755 You see... 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:12,463 we buy stock in Westworld Airlines today for $2 a share. 25 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:15,470 And by Friday, it's worth $8. 26 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:20,137 Now, when you take a girl out to dinner, they can get something to eat, too. 27 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,783 So then they'll owe me something! I'm with you! 28 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,818 Here's my $20. 29 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,787 - I thought you said it was illegal. - It is. 30 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,121 God, how I love life on the edge. 31 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,832 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Aunt Viv. 32 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:44,529 Carlton, honey, would you drop my bracelet off at the jeweler's? 33 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,935 - The clasp broke. - Sure. 34 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,435 - Those almost look like real diamonds. - They are, so be careful. 35 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:21,465 Hello there, Agnes. 36 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:24,160 My, that's a lovely tattoo. 37 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:28,500 You know, the knife dripping blood really sets off your eyes. 38 00:03:29,942 --> 00:03:32,240 I did it myself. So what you got? 39 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:35,842 We have this lovely, expensive bracelet. 40 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:37,580 $200. 41 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:39,373 For an ordinary bracelet... 42 00:03:39,451 --> 00:03:43,012 but not okay for one that formerly belonged to Catherine the Great. 43 00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:46,318 The one-armed chick that works the corner of Hollywood and Vine? 44 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,760 She a class act. Okay, $300. 45 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,325 Did we mention that it ain't stolen? 46 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:56,030 Okay, $400. 47 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:59,626 But that's only 'cause I think your short friend here is kind of cute. 48 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:01,036 Hey, small stuff... 49 00:04:01,106 --> 00:04:04,735 you wanna come back here and check out the rest of my merchandise? 50 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:13,709 This is a delicious meal, Geoffrey. You've outdone yourself. 51 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,617 You're too kind, sir. 52 00:04:16,121 --> 00:04:18,112 Moron! Fathead! 53 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:28,095 Geoffrey, must you listen to the Dodgers game during dinner? 54 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:32,093 I'm terribly sorry, madam. 55 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:35,470 But it is the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. 56 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:39,200 However, I will maintain my professionalism. 57 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:42,503 Bunt, you pasty-faced sod! 58 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:46,740 Peas? 59 00:04:49,621 --> 00:04:53,216 Mom, have I told you that every year you grow even more youthful? 60 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:58,430 You're going to be well into your 40s before you need plastic surgery. 61 00:05:00,265 --> 00:05:02,927 No, you cannot have the Diamond League over for lunch. 62 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,994 Daddy, you promised you would reason with her. 63 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:09,268 Honey, I don't know why you want to join that organization anyway. 64 00:05:09,341 --> 00:05:11,104 Baby, it was different when I joined. 65 00:05:11,176 --> 00:05:14,270 Today, all those women care about are cars, men, and money. 66 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:16,746 Well, what's wrong with that, sweetheart? 67 00:05:16,815 --> 00:05:19,545 Men with money can drive her away in their cars. 68 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:25,189 Come on, it's just a little lunch. 69 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,623 You never got me a pony. 70 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:32,427 Geoffrey, start buffing the silver. 71 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:36,264 What the hell's your problem? You got bricks in your butt, you clown? 72 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,699 Right away, madam. 73 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:49,345 Today's big story is the rumor of Westworld Air's imminent takeover... 74 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,815 which has caused its shares to skyrocket. 75 00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:54,676 Your milk, Master Carlton. 76 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,377 Thank you, Geoffrey. 77 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,922 How's our stock doing? 78 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:00,389 Up 300%. 79 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:04,253 And might I add... 80 00:06:10,502 --> 00:06:13,232 Hey, man, you know what I'm gonna do with my share of the money? 81 00:06:13,305 --> 00:06:15,535 I'm gonna go out and get my very own team. 82 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:18,269 It's between the Raiderettes and the Laker Girls. 83 00:06:19,144 --> 00:06:20,839 You can't buy love, Will. 84 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,778 Man, what you talking about? I don't want love. 85 00:06:22,848 --> 00:06:25,510 I just want them to follow me around saying, "Go, Will. Get busy. 86 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:27,176 "Put your thing down." 87 00:06:28,253 --> 00:06:29,811 Here's a Wall Street update. 88 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:34,222 The SEC has suspended trading of Westworld Air pending an announcement. 89 00:06:34,493 --> 00:06:35,983 Come on, Carlton, translate. 90 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:38,689 How can I put this in terms he'll understand? 91 00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:42,199 More money. 92 00:06:46,638 --> 00:06:51,200 Man, I'm gonna get me the best girlfriend money can buy. 93 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,777 Come on, man, you gotta think investment. 94 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:57,247 See, I'm gonna go out and get me a Burger King, right? 95 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,978 And then I'm gonna hire some topless counter girls... 96 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:02,246 and then I'm gonna really have it my way. 97 00:07:05,457 --> 00:07:09,689 This just in: Westworld Airlines has just filed for a Chapter 11. 98 00:07:40,058 --> 00:07:41,047 Carlton? 99 00:07:42,928 --> 00:07:44,020 Yes, Will? 100 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,099 That ain't a good thing, is it? 101 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,430 No, Will. 102 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,731 - We're in trouble, ain't we? - Yes, Will. 103 00:07:57,142 --> 00:07:59,133 We just lost everything. 104 00:08:00,512 --> 00:08:03,777 Oh, my God! How're we gonna get Mom's bracelet back? 105 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:07,877 - Come on, man. Don't panic. - Too late. Dad knows. 106 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:11,712 No Harvard. Dead end. "Paper or plastic?" 107 00:08:14,593 --> 00:08:16,493 Look, come on, just relax. 108 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:19,696 We'll just go get well-paying jobs... 109 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,699 very well-paying jobs. 110 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:25,963 $24, $25. 111 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:29,966 Gosh. Who'd have thought they'd pay you so little for selling your blood? 112 00:08:32,978 --> 00:08:35,503 - How do you feel, Will? - I'm fine. 113 00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:45,981 Buck up. 114 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:49,787 You only have to give blood 50 more times to get Mom's bracelet back. 115 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,891 There's gotta be an easier way, man. 116 00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:55,833 If I could just get them classifieds. 117 00:08:57,869 --> 00:09:00,394 You're not gonna hit me with this, are you? 118 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,366 I'd like to. 119 00:09:02,474 --> 00:09:05,238 But I see three of you, and I don't know which one to hit. 120 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:09,436 Face it, Will. You're not gonna find a job in there. 121 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:12,278 What are you qualified to do besides flirt with women... 122 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,216 and dance to loud, primitive music? 123 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,622 "Male strippers wanted." Bingo. 124 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:22,222 Will, tell me you're joking. 125 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:25,057 Even you, with your depraved, working-class morality... 126 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,859 wouldn't stoop so low. 127 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:29,525 "Earn up to $500 a night." 128 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,172 Shake that groove thing. 129 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,877 So, did you get the stripper job or not? 130 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:49,017 Does David Duke shop white sales? 131 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:58,020 They said I was a natural, man. They're gonna call me with my first gig. 132 00:09:58,096 --> 00:09:59,563 Hold up, Will. 133 00:10:00,632 --> 00:10:02,759 Granted, we're desperate for money... 134 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:06,861 but maybe you should stop and think of what kind of life you'd be leading. 135 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:11,100 Yeah, you're right, C. 136 00:10:12,844 --> 00:10:15,574 Dancing around in some cheap club... 137 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,639 while women put dollars down my underpants. 138 00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:21,850 I love this country. 139 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,821 My financial advisors have arrived. 140 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,787 Moron! Fathead! 141 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:35,424 - I didn't know the Dodgers were playing. - They're not, thieving wankers. 142 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,467 So, I think I should ask for my money back. 143 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,506 I mean, I've been in this weight-loss program... 144 00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:43,200 six whole months and look at me. 145 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,264 I'm Shamu. 146 00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:51,307 Philip, I thought you had an important business lunch. 147 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,443 Nothing is more important than our little bachelorette. 148 00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:57,186 Mrs. DeWynter! So nice to see you again. 149 00:10:57,255 --> 00:10:58,449 Thank you. 150 00:10:58,523 --> 00:11:01,014 So, what do you think of our little Hilary? 151 00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:05,062 She's going to make some man a wonderful wife one day. Soon, I hope. 152 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:10,797 Well, I think I speak for all of us leaguers when I say, "Isn't she lovely?" 153 00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:11,858 Yes. 154 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:19,135 Vivian, I do hope you will bring Hilary to our new members' dinner. 155 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,441 - I'm sorry... - Well, I think I can speak for Vivian... 156 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:22,980 - when I say, "She'll be there." - Philip... 157 00:11:23,048 --> 00:11:24,675 In her brand new BMW. 158 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:26,806 See you there. 159 00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:34,458 Ashley, sweetie, we are going to the Diamond League dinner... 160 00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:35,857 at the Gingham Turtle restaurant. 161 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:38,987 Here's the address and phone number in case there's an emergency. Okay? 162 00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:42,227 Mom, I'm 13 years old. I can take care of myself. 163 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,364 That's what Drew Barrymore said. 164 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,004 Banks residence. 165 00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:58,644 No, Master William's not home, thank God. 166 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,183 May I take a message? 167 00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:05,044 Yes. 168 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:06,980 Yes. 169 00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:12,755 Yes, I'll see that he gets it. 170 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,354 Bye. 171 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,466 - Master Will. - Hey, G. 172 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,473 The Boogie Buns Agency called. 173 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,938 It appears you have a job this evening. 174 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:28,875 Bad! My first gig. Hey, where is it? 175 00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:31,415 - The address is on the counter. - All right. 176 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:35,715 And they also requested that you bring a spare... 177 00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:37,049 G-string. 178 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,991 There's an explanation for that, G. 179 00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:49,998 Yo, Carlton, I got a gig, man. We're home free. 180 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:53,231 We'll get Aunt Viv's bracelet out of hock. She'll never know the difference. 181 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,102 - You mean we're saved? - You got it. 182 00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:57,300 Hey, I picked my costume up today. 183 00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:00,070 See, I figure I'll start out in this. 184 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:05,013 And I figure I'll end up in this. 185 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,386 I gotta go iron this stuff. Get the address for me. 186 00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,184 It's right over there on the counter. 187 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,590 Gingham Turtle restaurant. 188 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,863 Sounds pretty sleazy. 189 00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:35,877 Yo, this ain't exactly what I expected. 190 00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:42,110 Check out the lowlife. 191 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,012 Yes? 192 00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:50,250 - Yeah, man, I'm here for the gig. - You? 193 00:13:50,628 --> 00:13:53,222 You are here to perform for the ladies? 194 00:13:53,464 --> 00:13:55,694 - That's right. - Of course you are. 195 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,463 I'm serious, where are the other guys at? I gotta get changed. 196 00:13:58,536 --> 00:13:59,662 Other guys? 197 00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:02,868 Yeah, when I auditioned they said I'd be second on the bill. 198 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:05,068 Between King Thong and Rambro. 199 00:14:07,378 --> 00:14:10,939 I'm sorry, monsieur. There is no one on the bill but you. 200 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,480 Ladies, I'm told the entertainment has arrived. 201 00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:21,988 It's my pleasure to introduce the international star... 202 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,962 Sir Graham Higgins, doing a medley of operatic favorites. 203 00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:37,135 Mom, which opera is this? 204 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,532 Will... 205 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,173 shake something, damn it! 206 00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:55,955 Take it off! Take it all off! 207 00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:02,545 Take it off! 208 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,487 Put it on! 209 00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,558 Carlton Banks, you put your clothes on this minute! 210 00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:11,121 Mommy. 211 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:20,002 No dates, no charge cards, no television, no movies, no phone calls... 212 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,263 no food! 213 00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,572 Sir, permission to beg, sir. 214 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:26,799 What? 215 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:31,307 I'm deeply, deeply sorry about the unfortunate stripping incident. 216 00:17:31,982 --> 00:17:34,974 - I just wanna say it's all his fault. - What? 217 00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,614 Look, come on, Uncle Phil. 218 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:43,251 I mean, I'm sure you did something like this when you were a kid. 219 00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:45,554 Maybe not. 220 00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:49,589 I think you two owe Hilary an apology. 221 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,034 Your behavior tonight cost her an invitation to join the Diamond League... 222 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,366 and meet some nice young men... 223 00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:56,736 and you know how much that meant to me. 224 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:01,504 I mean, her. 225 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,774 It's okay, Daddy. The more time I spent with those women... 226 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:08,318 the more I realized they're not my kind of people. 227 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,649 I don't want to have anything to do with them. 228 00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:13,349 Honey, I am so proud of you. 229 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,894 Mrs. DeWynter. 230 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:22,997 Hilary, darling. Why did you run off like that? 231 00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:26,365 I wanted to invite you to join the Diamond League. 232 00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:28,268 I'd love to! 233 00:18:30,908 --> 00:18:34,605 Switching entertainment like that. What an outrageous idea. 234 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,309 Say, my mother's turning 90. 235 00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:39,542 Are they available for birthday parties? 236 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,686 - I guess I'll just be... - Sit. 237 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,551 I'm not through with you two yet. 238 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:53,255 I wanna know what excuse you have for pulling such a stupid stunt. 239 00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,524 - We needed the money. - For what? 240 00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:57,430 And I want the truth. 241 00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:02,328 All right, it's like this, Uncle Phil. 242 00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:05,967 See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock. 243 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:08,510 Federal offense. Go on. 244 00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:17,988 Well, then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock. 245 00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,454 Grand larceny. Impressive. 246 00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,684 And then we lost the money... 247 00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:26,423 so we had to strip to get the bracelet back. 248 00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,896 That would be indecent exposure. 249 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,957 Is there more? 250 00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,298 I'm afraid so, Dad. 251 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:37,265 We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet. 252 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,634 You never got the... 253 00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:52,855 I don't know what to say. 254 00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:55,084 We don't... 255 00:19:58,028 --> 00:19:59,256 What can I do? 256 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,161 What do you boys think I should do? 257 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:09,669 I don't know. Reward us for our honesty? 258 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,748 - Hey, it worked for the Beave. - The Beave! 259 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,082 Do I look like a white guy named Ward? 260 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,221 Now, you get that bracelet back... 261 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:31,591 and for the next six weeks I don't want to hear you breathe. 262 00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:33,560 Or I'm calling the Feds myself. 263 00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:44,363 I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox. 264 00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:53,012 Come on, man, what is wrong with you? 265 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,815 It's Agnes. 266 00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:00,690 I can feel her undressing me with her eyes. 267 00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:03,753 I don't think so, man. She's not laughing. 268 00:21:06,163 --> 00:21:07,824 Come on. Go ahead. 269 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:10,660 Excuse me, Agnes. 270 00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,600 But isn't that our bracelet? 271 00:21:13,737 --> 00:21:15,034 Was your bracelet. 272 00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:19,064 I'm only obligated to hold it for five days. Today is the sixth. 273 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:21,669 But we have the $500. 274 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,542 Well, I'll give you $550. 275 00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:25,514 Hold it now, hold it a sec. 276 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,378 Look, Agnes, could I speak to you for a second, please? 277 00:21:30,287 --> 00:21:31,652 Could I speak to Agnes? 278 00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:38,592 Hey, look, Agnes, slimmie, now, what's up? How you gonna play me? 279 00:21:38,729 --> 00:21:40,788 I thought we had an understanding, you know? 280 00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:43,594 I mean, we speak the same language and all. What's going on? 281 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,965 Babe, we ain't nothing going on but the rent. 282 00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:50,766 - It's like that, right? - Just like that. 283 00:21:50,941 --> 00:21:53,034 $550 is what the lady's offering. 284 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:56,973 I hope it doesn't interfere with our relationship, Sweet 'N Low. 285 00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:03,477 Please, we'll do anything. 286 00:22:03,754 --> 00:22:05,779 What'll it take to change your mind? 287 00:22:05,923 --> 00:22:07,220 What you got? 288 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:17,691 No. 289 00:22:18,335 --> 00:22:19,529 Work it, honey. 290 00:22:24,408 --> 00:22:27,309 - Hey, it worked for the Beave. - Worked for the Beave! 291 00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:32,681 Do I look like a white guy named Ward? 292 00:22:36,086 --> 00:22:39,021 Now, I want you two to go down there and get that bracelet back... 293 00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:41,956 and for the next six weeks I don't want to hear you breathe. 294 00:22:42,026 --> 00:22:44,290 Or I'm diming you out to the Feds myself. 295 00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:53,498 Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel. 296 00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:54,559 English