(Will) On the last "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
I cannot believe that you and Carlton
are moving into your own place.
- Sorry, dad, I have to go. - No, you don't.
Will says I do.
He says it's time for me to leave the nest
become independent, and have sex with girls.
Okay, everybody, guess what?
I'm getting married.
Will, I've met the woman of my dreams.
Oh, my God, Will!
[screaming]
[laughing]
No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
[theme song]
♪ Now, this is a story all about how ♪
♪ My life got flipped turned upside-down ♪
♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪
♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town ♪
♪ Called Bel-Air ♪
♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪
♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪
♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪
♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪
♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪
♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪
♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪
♪ You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪
♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪
♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪
♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪
♪ And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell you later ♪
♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪
♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
[instrumental music]
- Baby! - Oh, man.
- Whoo! Mmm, girl, look at you! - Hey!
That's for not calling me after you left!
Well, I called you twice times, the line was busy.
Will, you have not changed, have you?
Carlton, I'll see you later.
S-s-since I didn't buy a program on the way in..
...could you please tell me what the heck is going on?
Man, look, that filly is from Philly, we grew up together.
What does that mean grew up together?
What do you want it to mean?
That she hates you and you have no interested in her!
You just saw her smack me, didn't you?
I've seen a lot of girls smack you, Will.
Then I seen the same girls leaving your room!
Yeah, well, Jackie is not like most girls.
[sighs] She's special.
Look at her.
Hey, yo, man, she used to be able to beat
every brother on the playground in a foot race.
I'll fight you for her, Will, any time, any place.
Tch-psh!
Relax, I got about as much chance with Jackie as you do.
Hey, Carlton, did Mr. Gorodetsky say anything about this building
being a landmark or somethin'?
No, why?
'Cause there's a tour bus pulling up on the front lawn.
(Jazz on speaker) 'Alright, y'all, everybody in rows 1 to 15'
'the party's in apartment 206.'
- Jazz! - Jazz!
(Jazz on speaker) 'Everybody in rows 16 through 30..'
'And have the money in your hand.'
'Senior citizens get a 10% discount.'
'I do take tips.'
So, Will, what's on tap for tomorrow?
Daddy, how about a November wedding?
Nothing extravagant just 800 of our closest
friends and relatives.
Well, maybe, we could book the floor.
I'm sure the Lakers would be on the road by then.
Daddy, is something wrong?
Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart.
It's...this wedding took me by surprise.
I didn't count on losing you and Carlton on the same day.
Oh, daddy, you're not losing me.
You promise?
Look, even though I'm getting married
you'll always be my daddy.
I know. And you'll always be my little girl.
I'm also Trevor's little girl.
No, no, no, technically you're his woman.
Not his little girl.
Then why does he make me wear those outfits?
Excuse me.
I'm scheduled to a heart attack.
[door pounding]
Go away! There ain't no party.
(Gorodetsky) 'Open up! It's Mr. Gorodetsky.'
Just a second, I'm undressed.
- Carlton, Carlton, wake up! - Oh, look out, Jerry.
Tom's gonna get you.
Carlton, wake up! It's the landlord.
We got to put the furniture back, come on.
(Gorodetsky) 'Open up!'
'Open up here!'
This used to be my lawn and this used to be my banister.
- And you used to be my tenants! - But-but..
I want you out of here by noon!
Noon!
He kicked your butt.
Um, excuse me, that's our butts, Carlton.
- We're in this together. - Not anymore, kemosabe.
I'm going back to my family where I belong.
- No, you are not! - Oh, yeah? Why?
'Cause that'll be like admitting
that we can't make it on our own.
I don't have to make it on my own, I'm rich!
Look, Will, I never wanted to move out in the first place.
Now, thanks to you, I've had my heart broken
and I've been evicted.
If this is your idea of independence, you can have it.
I can be reached by fax.
Carlton, Carlton, come on, man.
I can't make rent without you.
Then come home, Will.
I'll send Geoffrey for my things.
Then go ahead home, you damn baby!
You'll probably be there till you're in your 30s anyway
like all those other serial killers!
[knock on door]
This is Jazz's mother!
He's not here!
This is publishers clearing house! You've already won!
It's about time.
Open the door, open the door!
Will! I'm so glad it's you.
I heard somebody disguised as me ran a party scam.
Jazz, you got me kicked out of my crib, man.
Let me make it up to you.
Chop fast, you've only got a few minutes to live!
- You could stay here with me! - In this roach motel?
It'll only be temporary, I'm getting thrown out on the 15th.
Jazz, give me the money.
Money? What money?
The $25 a head you charged for my party!
Man, I was sneaking the bus back to the depot and I got held up.
White dude. He took the bus, too.
The money's gone, isn't it?
Like the jheri-curl.
Here you go, roomie, get comfy. You're gonna love it here.
[woman screaming]
That's the Wilsons, you'll get to know 'em.
I hate you, Jazz.
I know you don't mean that.
[toilet flushing]
[instrumental music]
"Roommate wanted, minutes from school
"must love ice hockey, country and western music
and Tom Cruise movies."
This is worse than Jazz's.
Whoa, hey, back up, girl, wax on, wax off.
Whoa!
I'm sorry I had to clock you last night.
But you know me and my temper.
Nah, you know, I understand.
That torch you been carrying for me all these years
suddenly got a little too hot to handle.
We were friends, Will, nothing more.
No, it seems to me we were more than friends
that night after Alonzo Simmons' party.
[scoffs] I was young and immature then.
I guess you still are, lobe.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't you be calling me lobe.
I left that in Philly where I thought I left you.
What are you doing out here anyway?
Remember that jump shot you taught me?
Well, I parlayed that into a basketball scholarship.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
You mean they giving basketball scholarships to girls now?
Imagine my surprise.
There I was churning butter, and the phone rings.
Yo, ohh!
So, you and Carlton tight?
He is.
We're cousins, I've been staying out here with his family.
- In Bel-Air? - Well, yeah, so?
So, beware the bourgey man.
Woah, woah, woah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I kept in touch with everybody from the hood.
Everybody but me.
- Why? - Why?
Yeah, why would you keep in touch with everybody but me?
Um..
Yeah, I-I see that this is really bothering you.
Imma just give you a couple minutes..
Damn you, Will! Just answer the question!
Why didn't you call me?
Because I missed you too much, how's that?
Alright, I'll said it, you happy?
Is that what you want to hear? Hey, y'all!
I missed the hell out of her, I missed her! I missed her!
I said it, that's what you wanted, right?
You happy? Everybody know.
♪ I missed her ♪
Look, I gotta get up out of here.
Gotta go find me an apartment and a job.
Don't hit your head on the rim.
One of my people quit this morning.
I'm sorry, are you suggesting maybe you..
...and me working together side by side?
No, it's too tempting.
Before long you'd be dragging me down into the storeroom
and snatching all my gear off and everything.
Then I'd nail you with a sexual harassment suit
like the Anita Hill thing in reverse.
It's too much, no!
Look, maybe your transmission's stuck in junior high
or somethin' but mine's not, I busted my butt to get
where I am and I am not about to lose focus
just because you're back in my life.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Now, I got me a agenda, too
and it certainly does not include
risking frostbite around you.
- Fine. - Well,goodthen.
When do I start?
Next week when school starts.
I will be here.
Oh, Will, wear something warm.
Yo, man, I didn't really miss her, that's was just
a little game I was kicking at, you know.
That's how you gotta do it.
[instrumental music]
Hey, man!
Hey, man, I was, man..
I was comin-coming back.. I was getting the rest of my stuff.
Oh, why don't you take some food, too? We have plenty.
Well, if it's going to spoil.
So, things aren't going quite as smoothly
as you planned, are they, son?
Hey, hold up, not only do I got me a new place to stay
I got me a job on campus. Heh. Adversity is my oyster.
This'll go good with my adversity.
Why don't you come home, Will?
Nah, I-I can't, Uncle Phil, man.
Hey-hey, don't get me wrong, I mean, I appreciate
you taking me in and everything, but I just feel like
I'm at a point in my life where I need to have
my own space, you know?
Trevor's about to propose! Where's Carlton?
The last I saw him he was in his room, kissing the floor.
Will, I just want you to know that
the door's always open for you.
Hey, thanks a lot, Uncle Phil.
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.
There's no place like home!
Turn it up! Oh, there's Trevor.
(Ashley) 'It's a bungee jump!'
Oh, well, I asked him to propose in a special way
but I never expected a bungee jump!
What's a bungee jump?
Well, h-he's going to propose while falling
300 feet on a giant rubber band.
Oh. Isn't it romantic?
Oh, please, whatever happened to getting down on one knee?
Oh, daddy, that's for old fogies.
- I got down on one knee. - Sustained.
Look, t-there he goes.
- 'Hilary Banks?' -Yes, Trevor?
(Trevor) 'Will you marry me..'
[thuds]
I ain't no bungee expert or nothin'
but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming
into the ground like that.
Please stand by?
Great, the President's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Let's just pray that Trevor's okay.
It was a lovely service.
I mean, Trevor didn't look so bad
for a dude that had a concrete face-lift.
Fool, like that was his real head.
Could you two show a little compassion?
Your sister's right behind you.
[sobbing]
I still can't understand.
Sweetheart, the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.
No, I mean, technically, am I a widow or what?
Oh, this is all my fault.
If I hadn't asked for a special proposal
Trevor would be in my arms
instead of in my purse.
I love you, Trevor.
[crying]
Um, Hilary?
Trevor wasn't cremated.
Ew! Then who's this?
I'll see him to the door, Ms. Hilary.
Sweetheart.
Now is the time when you should make use of Reverend Boyd.
Is he single?
I mean, you should be spiritual.
After all, Trevor's in heaven now.
Right, he's up there with my little dog, Scruffy.
Yeah, and the bus he rode in under.
Must everything be a joke to you?
My sister's in a fragile condition.
I'm trying to help her bounce back.
Bounce.
Trevor bounced.
Son, go get yourself a milk.
Sweetheart, if you go right back to work as soon as possible
maybe it would help you get you're mind of things.
Work?
Every inch of that news room reminds me of Trevor
his desk, his make-up bib
the shower in his office.
I just need some time to find some sense of inner peace.
After all, I am alone now.
Oh, no, sweetheart, you have me.
Look, in a few days, why don't I take you to the mall
and we can go shopping?
Go to the mall with my father?
Sorry, I forgot.
Must you do that?
[gasps]
I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but--
Greetings, mourners!
Hilary, if there's anything we can learn
from this tragedy, that's to live each day to the fullest.
I know, Jazz.
So, with that in mind, what are you doing later?
- Oh! No, no, no! - It's alright.
Guess y'all need to be alone right now.
Yeah, so do you, Jazz.
Look, I'll meet you back at the palace later.
Oh, yeah, I forgot, there's a hostage situation
back at my building.
SWAT Team said it'd be a week before we get back in.
What? Jazz..
Forgive me for what I'm about to do.
Hilary, can I have a word with you?
Look, you know, I think you got the right idea
not going back to, you know, work so soon.
You're just lucky that there's nothing around here
that reminds you of Trevor.
Well, of course, there is the pool house.
Oh. Never mind, forget about that thought.
Then, on the other hand
that is where you and he shared countless romantic evenings.
I mean, I bet if those walls could talk
they'd whisper, Trevor.
Trevor.
Oh, daddy, I can't stay
in the pool house, I'm moving back in here.
Of course, sweetheart, whatever will make you more comfortable.
I don't know what I would do without my family.
Mother, Ashley.
Can you get my things from the pool house?
Of course, come on, Ashley.
- Hey, Uncle Phil, man-- - You know what, Will?
I was thinking maybe I could turn that pool house
into a law library.
- Stop playing, listen-- - No, no, no, a greenhouse.
- That'd work, huh? - I said stop playing, listen--
Okay, Will, you can have the pool house.
The same rent that Hilary was paying, and I have a few rules.
Oh, that's cool, 'cause I got a few demands.
- No loud music after 11:00. - 12:00.
- 11:30. - Cool, now, check it out.
It's real important that I have my privacy.
You know, just say a honey be tip-toeing up my crib
that's my business, not yours.
Fine, no skinny-dipping.
You gotta promise me that same thing.
Done.
Well, son, I guess you got yourself a pool house.
- Alright! - Whoa, whoa! Hold on!
How come he gets the pool house and I'm stuck upstairs
with the grieving widow?
Another thing, keep this person off my property
or I'll shoot him.
It's my property, I'm gonna inherit it
after the big guy takes his bungee jump.
Right, big guy?
Huh, he does have a point.
Tell you what, why don't you two work it out?
Okay, tallest one gets the bedroom.
I need the big closet for my peacock suit!
Oh, it's so nice to have my family back.
- 'Why don't you shut up, man?' - 'No! You shut up!'
(Will) 'And wipe that damn milk mustache off!'
Open the door, open the door.
Will, so glad it's you!
I heard someone disguised as me..
...ran a party scam.
I'm sorry, what?
[indistinct chatter]
(Will) This zumba stance is a party scam!